😂excuse me but we already did this at a party with stickers. That read : Silence is consent all black sticker white text. Yeah it didn't go over well . There was actual raping so. Welcome to the human race . We are monster that little tune in the background......have a wonderful day . And no I wasn't the one putting the stickers on the girls at the party . Nor was I present for the raping . Not that it matters humans deserve nothing but the truth . Even if it disgusts you. 😘🤪🙃
No it isn't ! That might be one thing, but respect is EARNED not just given cos you demand it. If you had "respect" but no cock and nobody loved you, you'd bé happy would ya ? You just need a vibrator. Then it doesn't matter if we don't respect you anyway. We'll all bé better off. If I didn't think you already had one, I would save up and send you one.
I remember reading a supposedly true ghost story kind of like this. An English manor house was haunted by the ghost of a young man. He had been the son of the local lord who lived there. He'd been quite a rake in life, seducing (re: raping by unrelenting sexual harassment) most of the young female servants. As a ghost, he became known for romancing women who lived in the building by petting them + leaving flowers where they would find them. If they rejected him, he would get violent in a poltergeist-like fashion.
HAHAHAHA, sorry, but *thank you* for making me laugh out loud. That guarantees this day will be a good one! It's like 9.30 AM here in Norway, and I was in *serious* need of a good laugh to start this day for real. Thank you again for making me laugh like a friggin' maniac with my headphones on, while the workers who are installing new windows in my apartment look at me like I'm crazy. But that's alright, because I am _slightly_ crazy!
Stanzi consistently comes up with some of the funniest comedy ANYWHERE. I hope she's eventually able to write her own ticket as a comedian/writer. She hits funny right on the spot while most comedians and comedy writers wander around somewhere in the vicinity of funny.
"Wanders around in the vicinity of funny" is one of the most apt descriptions I've ever heard. It makes you think of what Dave Chappelle has become (which is pretty tragic considering how cutting edge he was, then had to stoop to exploiting the unaliving of a trans person). Not to mention what people like Ricky Gervais are.
Seriously! I have never seen a single skit of hers that is not funny. Every single one of her videos is funny - I’ve never seen ANY comedian so that before. She is a comic genius.
@@searchingfororion Ricky Gervais is a comedy legend, but he has branched out from comedy to drama now. Still, I actually think that Stanzi is possibly my favourite comedian of all time. That being said, I love Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappell too.
@@justanotherhappyhumanist8832 Ricky Gervais doubled down on being a transphobe after deadnaming a recently out (and unrelated) individual at an awards ceremony. Everyone knows the front story about the direction Dave went. It's a weird thing to press my comment on *especially* when you are singing the praises of a content creator who *is not cis.* If you support what a person like Stanzi *does* perhaps consider supporting who they *are* - especially against bigots with massive bankroll, visibility, and people who repeatedly punch down and "feed off drama" when the "drama" is other people just trying to exist. TLDR: You can't 'love' someone if you're cheering for people actively making their lives worse.
95% of them are just incels and really fucking misogynistic too. But that kind of comes with the territory of being an incel I guess. Then there's the 5% who actually ARE truly nice guys, and just have a healthy amount of self-respect and confidence, and simply happen to say it casually during a conversation - not like a flex, not in any kind of douchy way, just something that is said without thinking about it too much. Those 5% are hard to find, but they are golden.
@@tessiepinkman The actual nice guys, the good men, don’t usually feel a need to say it, and we can tell by their actions. The guys who have to say they’re nice mostly are hiding high levels of creep
@@mariag.8242 Yes, but as I wrote, the 5% I'm talking about doesn't feel a need to say it. It just sort of happens, and it's usually not "I'm a nice guy", it's oftentimes more like "I *hope* I am the kind of guy that would do 'A, B or C'. I think I am a nice guy, but that's for others to decide". I'm sorry I didn't make myself more clear about what I meant.
Brendan: "WOAHH whats this place yo" Margret: a mansion? Brendan: am i dead? Margret:yes? Brendan: damn... You look rlly hot in that dress tho Margret: uhm ok? Brendan: like we can haunt together pepeole we rlly match Margret: are you fr hitting on me? Brendan: i mean if i would, would you like it and be my girl Margret: no. Brendan: no one wants nice guys im so done bein mr nice guy Margaret: ye im done. GOD TAKE ME! made a whole ass script lmfao
Nah, it was definitely Margaret: Brendan was harassing some woman as usual, but I swear that I saw a ghostly hand push him when he was at the top of the staircase! She probably regrets everything now, though.
I went on a haunted tour on a high school trip and one girl suddenly broke into tears because, as she put it, she "got goosed by a ghost." We later learned she also forgot her anti-schizophrenia medicine. She did not have a good time on this trip. ☹
You would think losing your physical body would make you lose interest in getting laid, but I guess I’m putting too much faith this particular part of humanity.
Margaret, please kick Brendan out of your haunting place. I feel so bad for you.
Yeah, it's YOUR house Margaret! You were there first!
@@SiiriCressey yeah!
I have a feeling that Margret pushed him down the stairs in the first place and now regrets everything…
@@audlyartzy2377 she definitely regrets it
@@audlyartzy2377 Ooo, good twist!
Horror movie writers should take notes because the phrase “you’re saying no but I’m hearing yes” is truly terrifying
Fucking terrifying that I became instantly uncomfortable at that phrase
Seriously uncomfortable. Scarier than most horror movies I watch- and I've seen most of them
😂excuse me but we already did this at a party with stickers.
That read : Silence is consent all black sticker white text. Yeah it didn't go over well . There was actual raping so. Welcome to the human race . We are monster that little tune in the background......have a wonderful day . And no I wasn't the one putting the stickers on the girls at the party . Nor was I present for the raping . Not that it matters humans deserve nothing but the truth . Even if it disgusts you. 😘🤪🙃
Not to mention the "hand going up skirt," 💀💀
I'm gonna kay-em-es
@@NoSocialSkills_I felt the same way. Also feel like I need a shower now.... 🤮
Poor Margaret wants to mourn her husband in peace and Brendan pulls up like “I can do better than him babe”
Someone should teach her how to put Brendan to his place, really
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
"Girls only want one thing." Yeah, it's called RESPECT.
I think I'm lost... is this is where triggered Karens go to like eachother
@chainsawmack its almost like is you search something, and then comment on it, it ends up in your algorithm 😊
@@chainsawmack What? Nah, get out of here, Karen. Smh...
No it isn't ! That might be one thing, but respect is EARNED not just given cos you demand it. If you had "respect" but no cock and nobody loved you, you'd bé happy would ya ? You just need a vibrator. Then it doesn't matter if we don't respect you anyway. We'll all bé better off. If I didn't think you already had one, I would save up and send you one.
Respect and healthy people ❤
Honestly, I would rather be scared by Margret than be harassed by that “nice guy.”
Honestly Margaret seems pretty chill, she do be just vibing and grieving when not getting harassed.
I'm starting to think Brendon falling down the stairs wasn't an accident.
Pushing him down the stairs was a mistake. Because he's now invisible, goes through walls, and haunts people.
@@Lilith_The_Earthling And Spiking Ladies Drinks
@@mollyanderson657 Quick, call an exorcist!
At least he cant leave. Can he?
Bet Brandon haunts even Margaret's ghost by harassing her, that's why she wails so much 😭💀
Underrated
She should kick his ass ghost style
Imagine what Margrett has to constantly put up with, my heart goes out to her
“Your saying no, but I’m hearing yes” 😭
Me when I don’t want to answer a question but my teacher hates me
That's the moment where you should knock some sense into them
The ick feeling I got from hearing that was too real
Apparently consent did not exist 😭
you're* tho.
For some reason when the wailing sound started playing I expected her to say ‘ Oh, and that’s just brendon crying because he has no bitches! ‘
"girls only want one thing"
That ghost is so vindictive it still holds grudge against girls even in afterlife
Bro, I keep seeing you freaking everywhere. ;-;
People are who they are when they die 🤷🏻♀️
I remember reading a supposedly true ghost story kind of like this. An English manor house was haunted by the ghost of a young man. He had been the son of the local lord who lived there. He'd been quite a rake in life, seducing (re: raping by unrelenting sexual harassment) most of the young female servants. As a ghost, he became known for romancing women who lived in the building by petting them + leaving flowers where they would find them. If they rejected him, he would get violent in a poltergeist-like fashion.
oh ew 😭
There's a super weird episode of Star Trek Next Generation along those lines too.
@@JuliaPoprocks Do you know the name?
@@SiiriCresseySub Rosa is the episode name.
😂 I’d tell him I’m gay. Wonder what that’d do. Lmfao
Skip the priest- just ask the ghost for a committed relationship, that should get him out. 😂
HAHAHAHA, sorry, but *thank you* for making me laugh out loud. That guarantees this day will be a good one! It's like 9.30 AM here in Norway, and I was in *serious* need of a good laugh to start this day for real. Thank you again for making me laugh like a friggin' maniac with my headphones on, while the workers who are installing new windows in my apartment look at me like I'm crazy. But that's alright, because I am _slightly_ crazy!
At the end of the day all these people can leave but poor Margaret has to put up with this forever 😭
Stanzi consistently comes up with some of the funniest comedy ANYWHERE. I hope she's eventually able to write her own ticket as a comedian/writer. She hits funny right on the spot while most comedians and comedy writers wander around somewhere in the vicinity of funny.
I think she tours if she's not touring now.
"Wanders around in the vicinity of funny" is one of the most apt descriptions I've ever heard.
It makes you think of what Dave Chappelle has become (which is pretty tragic considering how cutting edge he was, then had to stoop to exploiting the unaliving of a trans person). Not to mention what people like Ricky Gervais are.
Seriously! I have never seen a single skit of hers that is not funny. Every single one of her videos is funny - I’ve never seen ANY comedian so that before. She is a comic genius.
@@searchingfororion Ricky Gervais is a comedy legend, but he has branched out from comedy to drama now.
Still, I actually think that Stanzi is possibly my favourite comedian of all time. That being said, I love Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappell too.
@@justanotherhappyhumanist8832 Ricky Gervais doubled down on being a transphobe after deadnaming a recently out (and unrelated) individual at an awards ceremony.
Everyone knows the front story about the direction Dave went.
It's a weird thing to press my comment on *especially* when you are singing the praises of a content creator who *is not cis.*
If you support what a person like Stanzi *does* perhaps consider supporting who they *are* - especially against bigots with massive bankroll, visibility, and people who repeatedly punch down and "feed off drama" when the "drama" is other people just trying to exist.
TLDR: You can't 'love' someone if you're cheering for people actively making their lives worse.
We should bring in the bane of all nice guys:
Reasonable arguments and social media bans.
I can already picture some exorcist going: 'The power of the banhammer compels you!'
Poor Margaret, she's just mourning her husband and Brendan is over here like 'I like you better without all that make up on, babe'
I feel really uncomfortable now, since my name is also Brendan. We Brendan's do NOT claim him!
Lmao I love this so much 😂 you can't escape them even in the afterlife 😂
There is SO much to unpack with a guy that identifies HIMSELF as a “nice guy”. 🤮
95% of them are just incels and really fucking misogynistic too. But that kind of comes with the territory of being an incel I guess. Then there's the 5% who actually ARE truly nice guys, and just have a healthy amount of self-respect and confidence, and simply happen to say it casually during a conversation - not like a flex, not in any kind of douchy way, just something that is said without thinking about it too much. Those 5% are hard to find, but they are golden.
@@tessiepinkman The actual nice guys, the good men, don’t usually feel a need to say it, and we can tell by their actions. The guys who have to say they’re nice mostly are hiding high levels of creep
@@mariag.8242 Yes, but as I wrote, the 5% I'm talking about doesn't feel a need to say it. It just sort of happens, and it's usually not "I'm a nice guy", it's oftentimes more like "I *hope* I am the kind of guy that would do 'A, B or C'. I think I am a nice guy, but that's for others to decide". I'm sorry I didn't make myself more clear about what I meant.
Poor Margaret. She has to share the haunting space with him
“You can’t even escape him from the afterlife” 😭
May the nice guy rest in niceness?
He needs to be sent to hell where other dead nice guys live
“Where my hug at?”
You are now my acid test for potential new friends. If they find you funny, I have found a potential new friend.
I love your videos so much they’re always so good and its way too realistic how you did the nice guy it scared me how well you did it
I just love you. You are so funny. You make a 72 year old lady very happy 🎉
I love these. Also, so much content lately, you're spoiling us! Wish I could go to your shows, but I'm in Europe...
Same here, Scandinavia for me. I'm way too poor to travel anywhere.
Poor Margaret, she has to deal with that ghost roaming her halls. She might just move on to the afterlife to escape him 😢
I feel bad for Margaret
anybody down to exorcise “the nice guy” out of the Margaret’s house. she is probably not thrilled he is there.
*exorcise
Someone needs to call Joanne, they're missing a Brendan downstairs
Brendan: "WOAHH whats this place yo"
Margret: a mansion?
Brendan: am i dead?
Margret:yes?
Brendan: damn... You look rlly hot in that dress tho
Margret: uhm ok?
Brendan: like we can haunt together pepeole we rlly match
Margret: are you fr hitting on me?
Brendan: i mean if i would, would you like it and be my girl
Margret: no.
Brendan: no one wants nice guys im so done bein mr nice guy
Margaret: ye im done. GOD TAKE ME!
made a whole ass script lmfao
You missed the “no wants you anyone! The living girls are hotter” flip flop
Exorcise Brendan right now!! Regular ghost haunting for me please😅
Can't even escape him in the afterlife was truly terrifying. So hilarious!
The extended version is even better.
this is actually kinda common for male ghosts, but the talking is just a whole other leave of “fuck naw” 😂😂
He's really wildin with them ghost Roofies. Keep them drinks covered 😂
Probably can bypass that as a ghost 💀
Imagine having to hire extra PR or have an "Afterlife" human resource department to deal with this.
I FEEL SO ICKY, STANZI
Poor Margaret.
She doesnt deserve this, man.
I need to hear how Margaret feels about Brandon now.
And poor Margaret is stuck with him......Time to break out the exorcism tools.
"girls only want one thiiiing" 😭☠
Call an exterminator for ghosts 👻
"youre saying no..but im hearing yes..🤓☝️" LAJSBSJSBAH
Did the tour guide kill Brendan by pushing him down the stairs?
Nah, it was definitely Margaret: Brendan was harassing some woman as usual, but I swear that I saw a ghostly hand push him when he was at the top of the staircase! She probably regrets everything now, though.
@@melaniescribbles Alas, dear Margaret. 😔 Maybe a selective exorcism.
That doesn't seem like a very well-thought-out or logical plan, considering he'd be a ghost too and she works there.
@@KatSpicert Maybe not everyone who dies there becomes a ghost. 🤔 But the way she said, "Can't escape them even after they die," made me think that.
Died falling down the stairs was a great add 😂
“You can’t even escape them in the afterlife.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gold! 😊
I love your skits Stanzi they make my day
Cover their drinks 😂😅😢
I went on a haunted tour on a high school trip and one girl suddenly broke into tears because, as she put it, she "got goosed by a ghost."
We later learned she also forgot her anti-schizophrenia medicine. She did not have a good time on this trip. ☹
Hum,I think I’d like the normal torture..😭
"yeah um me too, i think im just gonna um... quit" 🥇
You would think losing your physical body would make you lose interest in getting laid, but I guess I’m putting too much faith this particular part of humanity.
Oh look, it's Casper the Friendzoned Ghost.
1:05
"Girls only want one thiiiiiiinngg."
"Yeah, _not you."_
Plot twist: Brendan's death was not an accident, the serial killer mistook Brendan for his older brother with the good job in marketing.
Falling down the stairs...by accident? 🌚
That's just... spooky.
I tried liking this twice. SO good! 👏👏👏
soft fuzzy man
what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man !!
some andrew teat guy might actually enjoy that tour.
you always spill so hard 😍😍
This is genius content. Well done, Stanzi!
Oh no my worst fear! A Reddit mod!
I only found your videos about a month or so ago and they are so funny 😂. I love watching them❤👍
This is one of my faves so far. 😂
brendan being a man, nah fam he is a downright child
GREAT just like literally all of your videos
You're the funniest person i've ever seen! Like everrrr
Omg an extended of this concept is hilarious
Damn that Brendan guy.
This is……kinda…….gold
Margaret needs to get him for us
Poor Margaret, please use you're magic ghost powers to fuck Brandon up please,
i luv you stanzi
Unfortunately, heard all of these in RL.
Pretty sure the tour guide pushed Brandon down the stairs lol
love to see stanzi's skits, or sketches?
That's f*ckin' hilarious! 😂
“Girls only want one thing”
Yeah, and it’s for you to leave!
Can’t even escape them in the afterlife, God I hope we can. Sick of guys who refuse to hear the word no.
Damn I’m early for once anddddd this is hilarious
Omg just set up a PlayStation. He will be busy.
What did my girl Margaret do to deserve this 😭
you absolutely kill me 👻
Serve 😍😍😍😞💅 Stanzi and scumbag dad stan
Banger
The estate name gave me a flash back to Eng lit gcse (Manderly in the book Rebecca)
“Can’t even escape them in the afterlife... GDI.” 😒👻
Down for something casual 😂😂 imagine if there was a tinder for ghosts
I love you! 😊
Margaret, I'm sorry
Rest in pieces
Good video
Time to burn the portrait and enter new stasis
Well time to burn some sage
Margaret is going to kill him a second time
Come on girls, you know you love it ! 👻