LUCKY PEOPLE Who Avoided VERY CLOSE CALLS
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6:06 'I'm sure it was an 'AXE'ident 😂
If it wasn't Matt then it was Jamal.
If it wasn't Jamal then it was Tyrone.
If it wasn't Tyrone it was Jerome.
5:52 it was an ax-ident 😂
I love it when he says '' get that outta here"
Me to 😆 lol
I think everyone does
GET THAT OUTTA HERE
@@jordynbishop1760 lol yessss
Me too
Dangmattsmith: People who avoided very close calls.
*BUT YOU'RE MOM CALLS YOU ON YOUR PHONE WHEN SHE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL*
3:11
I was very lucky to avoid my mom after she saw my math test 😂
Huge close call
(Also I If you checked some of my skits out, thanks) 🔥
I have always had good grades so I don’t need to worry
Luisa Maranhao no one asked if you have good grades or not
I avoided my mom after she saw all my grades
what did u get?
By the way,love ur videos,they are so funny
5:40 to 6:00 when he's talking about the axe close call he says it was probably an "axe-ident"
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
When he said
"What are you a lumberjack!? Choppin' some wood, Choppin' some trees!??"
Me adding on to the sentence:Choppin' some random persons grandma?
🤣🤣🤣dang it, the hilariousness IS OVER 9000!!!! These close calls better *get that outta here*
Yassss I saw Matt’s face and clicked right on the video.
Lol after finishing the Bang add he said LeTs GeT bAcK iNtO tHe ViDeO The video ends 😑
Dogs can cough because mine cough
ikr!
But he didnt...
@@anthonygallagher7144 lol
CEO of “ get that outta heeeerrrreeeee”
Lol
Dang Matt Smith: *DISHONER UPON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY*
Me: *Blame It On Jamal*
Ironic :3
YES. BLAME IT ON JAMAL
Brooke Maclang YES.
Vanilla Mississippi I read it as Dish honor upon your whole family.
Lol
8:55 got me laughing kinda hard for some reason haha
The bang is so good excepted cotton candy but lemon drop is my fav
Love that he says the final destination right after I say it lol
7:18 what doctor wears that thing like that 😂😂😂😂
10:35 “we’re gonna get right back into the video.”
10:37 “but that’s it for the video.”
😂😂😂
I miss your reacting to scary animations series, it was so funny 😂
Matt : buy the bars ok let’s get back to the video. Matt : thanks for watching the video. The video ending. Me : you better get that out of here
This is how many times Dangmattsmith said"Get That Outta Here!
⬇⬇
Meghan Cochran why are u begging for likes bruh
@@supervegito_yt5036 I'm not I just thought it would be funny comment.
Meghan Cochran I agree that you were just making a funny comment
@@harrisabeast5131 Thank you!☺
I love ya man but I'm a girl
This was out ONE DAY before my birthday!!!
Dogs cant cough but they can sneeze
This is how much he says get that out of here
Like 1827362678292029918266253892919298373636377289101000283873663544554738929919 times
Intuitive Ib6tjkgg4 ggrd6uyi3nSiraj
I like the flip in the beginning . It made me gasp 😱.And I laghed AF in the second one!!!🤣🤣
Same
TOILET
Yeah like in each one
☝️
@Eleanor Polo O.O
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Matt: He tried to cut her head off! Just go to court if you want the kids.
XD
Lmao
Outside TTI unlock switch in my Xbox and my PS4 every game everything you can play everything you can play on a pronoun anything you can think of
dangmattsmith: And lets get back into the video
Video ends
Dogs can sneeze but can’t cough
you can get that out of a Reese's bar 10:02. lmao 😊 love ya
When i picked 10:02 it took me to matt talking about bang energy drink
My omg moment was why was this guy brushing his teeth at fricking 3:57 A.M...
Boi go to sleep!!!!!
I sleep.'Till 4A.M.
i'm listening to/watching stray kids vids all night........
i sleep in the morning whole day and wake whole night💀💀💀imma batttt😂💀
@@itstamara8935 lmao. I've done that before. when the others are asleep they can't stop u from playing Overwatch the whole time. lmao
@@kimberlykost2689 😂😂💀
Matt: let me axe u a question
Me:🤦♀️ oh my gosh
taehyung's yeontan just saw that part
I just read your comment at the same time he said
@@Attashop u did
@@gachamnight9221 ok
Who else thought the dog part kinda sounded weird
Who else hates when adds pop up in the middle of like a really good or funny part?
Me
nah man i dont get ads AT ALL
Me it happens all the time
There is no good parts
Me
Someone: does that's mean ur pregnant?
Dangmattsmith:its a thermometer
Meee:🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤣
Lol😂
Cringe
Wait. Its not a thermometer?
tonystark 711 rip my dude just. Rip
@@redeyedangel it is a thermometer!
#BLAME JAMAL. YEAH BLAME HIM
God bless you all😁😇👱🏼♀️🙂
When you said "ooooooooo"9:57 my dog 🐕 howled😂😂😂lol
Omg u are so funny😂😂i was so sleepy right now but now im clearly woke now😂u need so much help with making sense!!!!im dead😂😂
Hi
HELLO
@@jamesjones6518m
The beginning 💀😭
Dogs cannot cough but they can sneeze
“Those limbo lessons really have come in handy”
Me: *stares at mom*
Mom:what?
Me:*grins wildly*
Mom:ok let’s go
20 minutes later
Me:*gets rushed to hospital *
James Norton you don’t get do you
James Norton I went to go to limbo lessons then went to the hospital,I broke my back.....get it right!!!
James Norton and some people do
James Norton well everyone says things are jokes for an excuse to get out of things,and what you said was no where close to a joke
James Norton huh and nobody does isn’t a joke they are words
Love your vids so Much I subscribe and got your merch
Enrique Borge I really love your videos
Justin Parks she/he has no content
Leah's Vlogs lmaooo
Leah's Vlogs r/WHOOSH
Cops trying to look for me. me on the roof can't get me now can you hahaha
GIT THAT OUTA HERE YALL
100.4 DANG BUT "Are pregnant"
dangmattsmith:"ya stupid GET THAT OUTTA HERE
Haha
Jaglifeman 1005 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
Jaglifeman 1005 sorry I’m tired 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😑😶
This is how many people love dangmattsmith
I
I
V
Jennifer Creed me
Me
It should say 100000000000000 love for dangmattsmith
Alfie Hurrell ummmmmmmm sure
lol
Watching this in quarintine
They can’t cough but they can sneez
The face you make when you see a 1 minute wait at splash mountain at Disney world 10:14
Raisin Bran is not Healthy for you Matt🤣🤣
Your videos are Amazing it’s so funny you make the funniest edits and jokes
him: poor grandma
me: grandma was doing a ritual.
I don't even think elderly people use life alert anymore cuz they have phones now
@2Rainyy I liked your comment
@2Rainyy want me too or nah
They still need it in case they fall for example if they fell like 8 inches away from the table they need to use the life alert cuz they arent close enough to the table.
My grandma has it
@@itselfmystery2212 Thats good.👍
DangMattSmith:Forget the police
Police:Ur Under Arrest
DangMattSmith:That was Jamal
Police:Oh Ok
Chikae Cole now ur gonna
get arrested
We is he jamal
Lol the last one scared me a little bit
When you said you were happy that it was a white man I lost all my respect for you
2:28 "You are probably wanding why I gathered you here today.."
“Don’t stay up late!”
STAYS UP TILL 6:00 AM
bro it’s true
Totaly
Me stays up on 11am and sleep 2 hours a day
I've woke up at 1 am And 5:00
In stayed up until I’m asleep
Dream .X. That’s the Dumbest thing to day are u slow🖕🏽
I hate when he sees one video then he takes two Minutes to look at another one
DONT HATE
Matt:Jesus, What would jesus do?!
Me: -Grabs holy water-
My moms work caught on fire so I’m so HAPPY AND THANKFUL SHE didn’t die 😁
That's a true blessing
Yesssss 🤗
So cool but my mom said “if u want it u have to work you’re want that” because u are 22
Someone: who took all my million $$$
Me: ???????????
Dangmattsmith: ummmmm Jamal did, yeah yeh it was Jamal
Stella u don't even look like u have millions of dollars!
That was a good joke.
amber mayo the first joke the cops call joke?
I was like holy **** in the beginning jamal i need a call dang its close so i called them and they said close call
1:51 my friend thought that was a pregnancy test too when I showed it to him and he thought it was supposed to be a trick question.
My mom walked in just as he said stick the thermometer up the dogs but, and I pause the video after I noticed her, and we sat there staring at each other for about 10 seconds, then she opened her mouth to say something, then left the house. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying!!!!
*6:02* - *6:12* dangmattsmith: WHO HAS AN AXE IN THE BACK OF THERE butt lol
1:30 "listen to the police." July 19 2019
Everybody in 2020: *cricket, cricket*
Matt: “Let’s get back to the video”
Also Matt: “so that’s it for the video”
Damn Never Noticed You Had More Subs Than Dashie...RESPECT🔥💯
Do you mean my boi Dashiegames?
@@scaryloser1541 no no he dont
@@elizabethcharlizeportiaset5101 yes Dashie had 5.1 million while dang has 11 million
Yes dogs can cough when the dog choke
I can confirm that dogs can cough
I kinda avoided a close call of being late to this video😂😂
It's funny cause your profile matches he emojis
Golden Unicorn oh yeah😄 😂 is my favorite emoji
J S basic but ok
Jazza For I couldn’t think of anything else to comment🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Lol
Who are else notification button pizza and chicken faster then funnnny jack get that outt tehre 😎🤟👍👇😂😂😂
Am I the only one that has no idea what this says
People who avoided very close calls
Someone: does that mean ur pregnant or not?
How is that a close call?
Idk
2:56 I was shocked bc I was eating popcorn lol🤣🤣
oh hi
Does anyone realize how Matt has had the same chair for ever and not a single scratch
He probably has a storage room for chairs
Yes
yea i do
No he had a green chair watch a vid 2 years ago then come back to this 😉
"In all seriousness it was an ax-ident"
*duh duh chee*
Lmao, 😂😂. That just made my day.
😂 nice one 😂
I cant even do one my self 😧 😐
Its Ba dum tsss
When you advertise energy drinks and protein bars to children... LOL
DOG BUT THERMOMETER😂
"Tryin' to hide on the roof, dang!"
*Jesus pops up*
2:43
You’re all wondering why there’s seats in front of a toilet and here’s me just thinking...
That toilet paper is so far away from the toilet...
((Edit:I wrote this comment before he said about the toilet roll being far away. of course he says exactly what my comment is about 😂🤦♀️))
They aren't lucky they are blessed
This is how much he said get that outer here
How manny
🙏🙏🙏🙏 Can you praise
New
😷😷😷 Yeah I know real honest I might stay away files so back
@@richiekeane2422 I love it keep working
Anyone else notice that this was posted one month after AzzyLand’s video, and the thumbnail and title are EXACTLY the same!
Can you give the link?
czcams.com/video/jPiPvAafhPU/video.html
@@orlawallace9912 thank you!
@@orlawallace9912 just checked it. It really has the exactly same thumbnail and title! 😱
@Hooman in earth ikr!
Ok so the first one was really good reflexes like wow! And yes the flip was bae 👍🏼 😧 😆
Bang is every sponser for dangmattsmih
Matt:it was a accident. Me:it was Jason kidnaping the windshield.
No one:
Matt: GET THAT OUT OF HERE
I love your videos and nothing would change that but I prefer the other background (the city one) but it’s fine I just preferred it - love ya Matt 💖
All animals can cough so a dog can cough
Haters better get that out of here💁🏾♀️👉🏾
I love when he got to the toilet part and when he drank the bang energy part and when he ate the protein bar me 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
P.s I gave my self a like😖😪🥺☹️😞
I love when the Park when a dog buttttttttttttttttttttt
When it sounds like your dog is hacking up some puke that’s what their cough sounds like
You get athletes foot from wearing shoes with no socks
1:44
Person: dose that mean your pregnant or not
Me: really dude it’s a thermometer not a pregnancy thing -_-
I guess Matt has to “GET THAT OUTTA HERE” ;3
Edit: wow 13 likes, thanks
Hoblak
I'm telling reaction time and infinite I'll tik Tok to do it
I watch the video a couple hours ago and it said that somebody took a sleeping pill and a laxative they go have to buy new sheets
The take your wife's head off things are really funny
😅
1:08 I think Jesus would run across the river