THE DUMBEST PEOPLE EVER ON THE INTERNET
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“Yo ding dong goes from A to Z on a keyboard, GIRL you better get that outa here”- Matt Smith 2019 11:14
Phone - 69%
Tablet - 7%
(I'm watching on my tablet)
Exo Wolfy wut about laptop? :(
Wut about your mom
OMG WHAT, roasted toasted and buttered on both sides
ELITExxHEAT 45 what was the reason of being rude?
ELITExxHEAT 45 do you really think your funny? That was the dumbest 'joke' ever. 🤦🏾♀️
The way he said "The A is right next to the Z, you dummy!" XD
That chicken seizure got me laughing so hard that I accidently snorted
Dying person: "Call 911!"
Dumb person: "Kay, whats the number?!"
Dumb person: *"calls 911 and asks what's the emergency"*
Blamjamal😎😎😎😎🏌️♀️🏌️♀️🏌️♀️🏌️♀️🏌️♀️
Lol
Isn't that from musically or tik tok:P
@@cowslayer10 Never seen it on there before.
0:08
That Is How My Mom Found out My Pin In 6th Grade and Im Still Grounded For It.
Life SHUCKSSS
1 sub that's sad.
@@arcadegallade6493 I Live A Sad Life So.....
She has 3 now
@@incaleblecaleb8840 Thank You!
Greesy Pickle No problem
Dang Matt Smith"Eveybody has a birthday once a year"
Me"My great-great-grandfather was born on February 29th which comes every 4 years so no not everybody has a birthday once a year 🤣❤️"
Dangmattsmith: racism discrimination
Me: ALIENS!!!
LOL XD ;D X__ X
Oh no
:[
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My phone is on 85% love dangmattsmith videos
Me too (on the percentage and I love him).
jas011509 aha same
jas011509 ayy im on 86
Its at 404
Dangmattsmith: Blaming everying on Jamal
People named Jamal: *"Am I a joke to you?"*
Edit: Holy Crap the likes tho. Wish my subs wen tv up like this lol.
XD
Ya its jamals fault
Hey! My name is Jamal
Just kidding just wanted to see reaction
Jamal Crawford
PokefanCaden lol
You know the sponsors are good when they make you search for 10-15 minutes trying to see if they sell the product in your country
He said that government was made 200 years ago. He was right about failing his homework cause it happened like 400 years.
Dangmattsmith:unless you know anyone who’s born on a leap day
Me: I am
Is ya boi Daveesee how old are you
@@goldenbird2951 that's creepy u could be a old man or a hacker or a pervert
Anyone notice that when it said "girls with brown hair cant wear Jeans" she had black hair
Lol
IT'S HAIRCISM
Yeah lol 😜
Yes. And I have brown hair. And also I wear jeans right now.
There is no black hair, it’s always really dark brown.
Hey MattSmith you look so funny in that orange suit when you talk about bang energy drink lol 😂
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😘
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯♀️
I am laughing so hard that I almost started choking
3:08 that was viral on facebook and people believed it the dog is cute but it's literally ham on its face
Yea
That first one really got me, you don't go telling people your pin number! 🤦♀️
He said blondy for a reason
3:07 BRUH SHE EVEN POSTED THE PICTURE IN THE HOUSE
4:56 Me when I haven't done any of my Mathematic homework
Yes
0:48
100% fully charged up and ready to go
13:30
Same
jazzy does anything
Yep
Someone said to a girl I am not friends with strangers. Me: then how do u make friends? bruh
*epic face palm moment*
I've met tons of girls who I wanna be friends with, and I'm like,"wanna be friends," she says, "no.", me, " why not, "I don't know you" like tf
....i almost died
R.I.P
Tianas world
2019-2019
You're skin isn't paper, don't cut it
You're life isn't a movie, don't end it
You're face isn't a book don't judge i
Hoped it helped🌟🌟
Your grammar doesn’t help.
Faith Benjamin
Stfu It doesn’t matter
Nope
Did not help
My parents: get off your phone
Their phone: plz plug me in I’m at 1%
Me: on my phone 1 minute
My phone: yes finally off the charger at 100%
It’s really at 21%
23% and on a charger! But like am I the only one who really worries when it’s on like 2%😂😂
Cherri Kucher i do that too lol
Yas I weat a til it tells me 30 sec left
Nope
Cherri Kucher yeah that’s me
Cherri Kucher same 😂😂
When it on 1% and u start running around ur house to find one (on 35% btw)
2:23 "Ohmigosh you guys, all my friends had birthdays this year." ME: *WASTED*
"If leap year people don't have birthdays every year, then 1/4 of everyone alive only have birthdays every 4 years"
The dumbest people ever:
Me every time somebody says something dumb: *wait what*
My iPad is at 96%
I LOVE your picture 💙💜👧😻
Nakiaya brown I have an I pad too mines at 11%
BRO
@@jaylynn2165 iTS GONIG TO DIE
Nope 39%
Here's the trick though.. What if the blondie purposefully gave the wrong pin? Eh?
Also, 96% and charging.
True 😂😂😂😂
That's what I was thinking
its. at. 92
i lost so many brain cells watching this, yet i feel a lot smarter than these people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The girl who thinks “brown” hair girls can’t wear jeans: 😴
Also her: with black hair 😂
I noticed that toooooooo
"Just Do me A Favor"
What it says
"Just Give Me a favor"
Those mind tricks still affect him to this day....
C h i L L G o c o m m i t : I don’t get it
@@sunniyahambrielle598 search up his old vids of mind tricks
They're funny
I'm at 39%. I have Android, so we're good. 🤘
Android is great. I got me one too
Same
Same Android gang
@Jaiden Francis oh, self burn! Those are rare.
Dangmattsmith doing add: bang energy
Me:bru now I want some
Me:give me bang energy
4:13 HEYYYY I HAVE BROWN HAIR 😭😤 But jokes on you, I don't wear jeans. 😎☺
“Am I right, or am I white? Don’t answer that.................alright comment down below” 😂😂😂😂
He dark white
Lmao my phone is on 100% because I’m charging it
Yeah fam
😄
Same
same
4:34 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD XD XD
I love when Matt says "it's a peice of meat" that's what she said'. Lol 😂
Matt: No Better way to end the video than on a *Ding dong* joke!
*5 seconds later*
Also Matt: *GIRL* YOU BETTER GET DAT OUTTA HERE!
*Like if you get it*
Edit: Thanks for the likes! Appreciated!
😂😂
If y'all wanna roast me, at least try.
@@thestupidofriends44 Thanks! appreciated!
I don't get it
😂😂 presidents serve 4 years and a Super Bowl is every year 😂😂 even Matt wasn’t thinking ab that 🤦🏼♂️
Oml this is brazy how a 11 year old thinks that the government hasn't been around since the nfl
Dangmattsmith: There are 45 presidents.
Me: *ahem ahem* Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Maddison, Monroe, Quincy Adams, Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley, Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, H.W Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump.
Mines at 89%
Matt Smith : 0:44 mines at 12% dang that's not good we're gonna need that charger can I borrow one? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
95% is my phone
🤣🤣🤣 u don't want your booty to be 60% water oml u make me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
83
Oml mine is on 60%
100
6:35 lol
11 %
Also the girl with “brown” hair had black hair
That’s could’ve just been the lightness on the photo My family has very very dark brown hair and many others have mistakes ya for black hair so it’s actually brown I would know 🙂
He looks like a prisoner with that orange suit on
66%
03:36-03:37
Dang Matt Smith: it could of been used to make a perfectly good samitch
Me: ... A WHAT ???
Did anyone else notice that the girls hair is not even brown
Girls hair can be any color
Ervin Juan yeah
YES OMG
I did its black
@Elverga_ larga stop that is not nice so if you got some thing bad to say keep it to your self
Who says "GET THAT OUTTA HERE" with him is that just me 😂😂
Don't worry you're not the only onebonus points clap
One bonus
Me, my sister, and my cousins say it with him too. Your not alone.
"People like this exist?" Nice rhymes
I like how there's a Dragon Ball Z balls in the background where the play button is.
6:12 Also, presidents have a term of 4 years and before the American revolution, America was owned by England
The kin man finally someone mentioned that
Girl: “and they say girls with brown hair can’t wear jeans”
Me: What!?? Girl go to the doctor (she did suit those jeans tho)
Maybe she said pff u need my pin to use it bc it wasn't her actual pin but idk
3:33… is that ham?
I'm sorry, you set me up for this one:
"Quick! What's the number for 911?"
"How should I know?"
I know that this doesn't have to many likes, but I was second to like this comment, also I died when I saw this.
@@angelapauley5182 Thanks, I just had to.^^
I like
@@reeseandvaidadostuff6128 I had to, just had to.^^
@@crystalgemgirl731 you already know because u sayed it already
*boi you better get that out here*
Did anybody hear him say “his ding dong is this small, girl you better get that outta here”
Gg Gogo Ikr lolz
Not yet or no?
Idk.
@@RLR_STAR you don't have to write it's name!
4:56-5:19
😂😂😂
My electronic is at 37% I really need to charge it. I love your videos you are so funny you make my day every day.
Mine at 74%
Probably cause it’s charging rn 😂
2:43 i think she meant that all her friends ALREADY had there birthday
@@sukairain9864 does it matter if it's spelled wrong
“Man, what kind of kid would think it’s from the civil…”
He’s a kid, do you really think he’s gonna be thinking all that logically?
Someone in my class didn't know who Stan Lee was
Rip Stan Lee, absolute legend 😔😔😔
@@MKRoberts2009 😔😔😔
@@MidnightDarkThorne.
5:45 the president's get elected every 4 years 🙃 and some get re-elected
This person needs more brain cells 😂
My Placenta is at 43%
I was about to post that but then I seen your comment lol
And the Superbowls happen every year since they started
Lol
inside a Teens mind not even Matt understood the truth 😆😆
July 19, 2019, 1:02 A.M. Battery is currently at 19 percent. I need to find a charger before the next horde comes. Or I might lose the only chance to communicate to mission tower.
2:32 What if someone borned 29th February (Im not dumb ik they will celebrate it on 1st March or 28th February.)
I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself😂😂😂😂
here's a joke
What does a calender have that I don't have???
*dates :(*
G5 _ 😅👏😅
Mah nigga u look like juvaner on crack
You will find love someday
Dates
Don't worry. Neither do I. The guy I like hits on my best friend to make me sad he plays with my feelings. Yes he know I like him. I always feel like I'm going to cry after school
“Back do the drawing board science!”
Me in the background:back to the adoption center!
Ivy Luong it's drawing board
Not drawing bored
Kellee Jenkins oh wait I didn’t notice that
You watch hunger games?
ValuedShark Pixel Gun 3D yes
2:31 YA FIRED. (triggered)
5:54 BOI.
9:10 triggered again
True story--one time in school my friend asked “is that you natural hair color?” And I had pink and blue hair…
dangmattsmith: everybody has a birthday once a year
Leap day people: *Am i a joke to you*
That’s exactly what I was going to comment!
Guys, is it that hard to stop asking likes?
Like, people think your gonna be cool or smth?
GET THAT OUTTA HERE
besides that. Matt i think your awesome
10:52 I think Mike Worthy meant do me a favor not give me a favor.
Boy if you don't get that big energy drink out I am seriously going to cancel it
DangMattSmith makes my quarantine better 😂
I can relate😄
"Girls with brown hair cant wear jeans".... he didnt get that the picture had a girl with BLACK hair😂😂
Yo right 😂😂
Word
Jennifer Goss I have brown hair and I don’t wear jeans, but I noticed she was black haired too! XD
Can't don't no offense.
Jennifer Goss I noticed that and I’m like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:32-2:35
Unless your birthday was on a leap year, specifically 29 February.
Matt talking about bang like it's really good and here i am sad in The Netherlands where bang isn't avilable.🤨😔
*And they say girls with brown hair can’t wear jeans*
Me: BOI. If they’re not jeans, I’m not wearing them!
CraziestOfFemales u god
girls=crap
@@ignitionsalvage7567 That's sexist.
@@ignitionsalvage7567 ur sexist
CraziestOfFemales yea but leggings are more comfortable tho
11:40 matt is so high that he could see wats above the clouds
Food
3:35 Dangmassmith: why did this people waist ham on the dog head me: it’s is burned faceeeeeee
8:51 Thats a 5th grade level word gurl
Me: Wait what, i learned that in 2nd grade 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“So what is it, a chicken having a seizure in a salad?” 😂😂😂💀💀 dead af
Am I right or am I white- Matt Smith 2019
Ship up
@@sulemaportillo7846 how a bout you
Your mama so fat it can,t even ride a bike
@@sulemaportillo7846 no u
Shut up
5:54 BOY
1:35 I think she thought 4th of July was the actual name of the holiday on the day it’s on
When you said hey Siri at 5:04 my Siri turned on 😂
Same lol
No it didnt
Jesus Loved how do you know?
Because Siri can only recognize your voice. It won’t turn on with someone else’s voice. They are just trying to get likes.
Jesus Loved true, but somehow my turned on as well
It doesn’t really matter anyways
If your phone is low use bang energy
Enchanted Ironboy 2006 AYEEEEEE
My phone is at 100% because I always keep it plugged in
your vids are 100% perfect
3:55 idk if I'm the only one who notices this but...
*HER HAIR DOESN'T EVEN LOOK BROWN, IT LOOKS BLACK!*
Yes
Yep
My phone is at 100%. You can take my charger
Praizz Peingy no thx I got 98 % I gud
Thanks I’m on 19%
I don't need it because i got 100 to
99%
No need, my tab is at 66%😀
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
WARNING!
10% Batteries!
My phones at 76% this video is hilarious
This is how much is fans like dang Mattsmith
⬇️
⬇️
Bigga
No way more then 18 people like him
WOW
So not that much huh? 😂 LOL
Queen Unicorn, the amount of likes on this persons comment is what this person means by what they said because they expected people to like the comment to raise the number so it would say the amount of people that like dangmattsmith and that is why they put two of this ⬇️ emoji thing right above the number of likes
I just found that my Birthday is the same day I was born
Life is crazy
That joke is so old
You are so amazing
Kathy Will woooosh
Wow
Wow 😁😁
10:58 🤣
9:23 this killed me