The Fruitful Guide To Dying Alone

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  • čas přidán 12. 12. 2016
  • A short animated film dedicated to guiding you through the world of dating, so you too, can be guaranteed to die alone.
    Also available in 4k, if that really means anything to anyone...
    And yes, in retrospect I now realize the title-card/thumbnail is poorly designed.
    Website: www.zackberwick.com/
    Twitter: / zackberw
    SoundCloud: / zackberwick
    Facebook: Zack-Berwick...
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Komentáře • 176

  • @greygremlin1248
    @greygremlin1248 Před rokem +271

    Dying alone is not the worst thing to happen to a person.
    Spending your life with someone who doesn't love you and uses you. That's a Fate worse than death

    • @yopremservicesucks2454
      @yopremservicesucks2454 Před rokem +4

      Facts

    • @marcust478
      @marcust478 Před rokem

      Yep...and you'll die alone anyway.
      It's a one way ticket.
      No duplex-coffins available.

    • @sirpompom2295
      @sirpompom2295 Před rokem +11

      Your giving death a bad rap and I don't appreciate it. There are far worse fates thames death. Living, for example.

    • @greygremlin1248
      @greygremlin1248 Před rokem

      @@sirpompom2295 there tones of thing I don't appreciate. But I deal with it

    • @sirpompom2295
      @sirpompom2295 Před rokem

      @@greygremlin1248 Never said I wasn't able to deal with it. Just don't appreciate the bad name death is being given is all.

  • @777xaviation6
    @777xaviation6 Před 6 lety +178

    With all 100% certainty, I'm ready.

  • @pablomendoza4950
    @pablomendoza4950 Před 3 lety +169

    That awkward moment when you’re doing all of these naturally...

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Před 2 lety +11

      my only talent in life.
      unfortunately the rest of humanity can't find any use for it so I also have to die with the knowledge that I was unspecial and my existence even benefit the world in any meaningful way and was only a drain on their resources and patience

    • @christopherlee9026
      @christopherlee9026 Před rokem +1

      I'm only doing five out of twelve, I know because I counted.

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre Před rokem

      Ahhh! Finally living you are!

  • @user-dw6fz4du1m
    @user-dw6fz4du1m Před 5 lety +79

    so i'm on track! good to know.

  • @tylerjordanperez-salas8573
    @tylerjordanperez-salas8573 Před 7 lety +92

    I watched this and was finally able to die comfortably.

  • @martinwood744
    @martinwood744 Před rokem +14

    The problem with dying is that you have to live first.

  • @redriderhitman
    @redriderhitman Před 3 lety +111

    Probably watched this 50 time over the past few years.
    Don't know why, it just resonates with me for some reason.

    • @ZackBerw
      @ZackBerw  Před 3 lety +13

      Thanks, I'm glad you've enjoyed it!

    • @RandomAnimeClip
      @RandomAnimeClip Před rokem

      @@ZackBerw but how do i not live this kind of life

  • @jeremyviromek
    @jeremyviromek Před 5 lety +51

    I do all this because i believe im dying and dont want to drag anyone down with me

  • @Rayitolaser569
    @Rayitolaser569 Před rokem +53

    How the heck did I discovered this video just now?, incredible animation

  • @wall_45
    @wall_45 Před rokem +11

    None of my friends ever want to hang out with me. There's nothing to decline. No one notices when I walk into the room. No one knows that I left. No one will ever know I'm gone. My existence will go unnoticed and unremembered. I am nothing. I will never be anything to anyone.

  • @aconfilm3787
    @aconfilm3787 Před 7 lety +74

    This is all too relatable. Great work, as always.

  • @brickforyou2287
    @brickforyou2287 Před 3 lety +41

    This is literally a video about my life, every single thing he said i do...... fucking hell, i am really gonna die alone...

    • @aayan5404
      @aayan5404 Před rokem +7

      This was a satire; to not do everything here. Live your life.

    • @gabrieldelatortilla1
      @gabrieldelatortilla1 Před rokem +1

      @@aayan5404 they (probably a he) meant they do all of these things you shouldn't do

    • @T26OG.
      @T26OG. Před 5 měsíci +2

      So do all us. Nothing is guaranteed. I lived quite the opposite of this video. I worked on myself, got a career, was respectful to others, respectful to myself, was considered attractive, etc. ive had serious relationships, did all the "right stuff" as it were, and im going to die alone regardless. I'm a 38 year guy, nobody gives a fuck whether we live or die. Also you'll see miserable, awful people that treat others like garbage get all the praise in the world. Just enjoy your life, you can only control so much, toxic positivity will attempt to blind you to the truth, and people are going to judge you unfairly whether you're successful or not, and you don't need them to be happy.

  • @zero5496
    @zero5496 Před 5 lety +28

    hey this is exactly what I’m doing

  • @jimb473
    @jimb473 Před 5 lety +42

    This hits way too close to home
    I think I might wander over to the the empty railway at 2pm to contemplate my own fleeting mortality
    Yaaaayy

  • @kuddles23
    @kuddles23 Před 4 lety +14

    not by youtube algorythm... i found this one by myself. thanks, my anxious brain

  • @GR4MPI
    @GR4MPI Před rokem +6

    Im only scared of dying before reaching my goal. My goal is to die with purpose, keep family, keep friends, keep money, its about you and nothing else. My life goal is to die for people who knows what to do with their lifes. There is no other option even though i want to want money, family, friends. You cant force yourself to want something you dont really want. Someone is materialistic, someone is oriented on people and emotions and someone on purpose.

  • @AlvinFlang69420
    @AlvinFlang69420 Před rokem +42

    It's been 9 years since it was decided that I would die alone.
    I regret nothing.

    • @SmartApe25
      @SmartApe25 Před rokem +2

      Cope harder

    • @junjunkhay4440
      @junjunkhay4440 Před rokem +15

      It's funny how normies fully lack the intellectual faculties to understand that some people work differently than themselves, thus believing that if a person is at peace with something they don't like, that person must be coping. Which, ironically, is the normies' coping mechanism for what they can't grasp.

    • @catsozen
      @catsozen Před rokem +2

      Rest in peace. I know you won't be able to read this, but I hope it was a peaceful end.

    • @elitecoder955
      @elitecoder955 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@catsozen why do you think he passed away ?

    • @2hykino
      @2hykino Před 5 měsíci

      ​@elitecoder955 becoming an hero

  • @nonofyobusinessboi
    @nonofyobusinessboi Před rokem +10

    I'm surprised that this masterpiece only has 15K views and how it existed for 5 years now with such amazing quality.

  • @campervan20
    @campervan20 Před 5 lety +5

    This made me realise how shit predictable and boring life is

  • @775_8NG3L
    @775_8NG3L Před rokem +2

    Dying alone I'm fine with, Dying lonely I will regr...💀💀

  • @nuke8191
    @nuke8191 Před 5 lety +5

    That's a... nice railway... maybe I should go sit on it...

  • @sarthakpande4787
    @sarthakpande4787 Před 10 měsíci +2

    thax bro now i can die alone peasfully😇

  • @daavitm7772
    @daavitm7772 Před rokem +4

    man, i hope more people watch this video

  • @Sebenco_
    @Sebenco_ Před 7 lety +17

    I finally know what to do with my life! Thanks!

  • @boostaah
    @boostaah Před 3 měsíci +1

    „Learn to live an exciting life“
    the only thing that I truly want in life is pure love, to love someone from the deepest of my heart and to be loved the same. I don’t need money, I don’t need many friends and I also don’t need an action-movie Life, I just want one person who I can give my hearth. But because of my extreme depression, I always end up failing every time I had a chance with a girl. I can understand that, who would want to date someone who feels lost in life, whose heart cold burns, whose brain is engulfed in a permanent Thunderstorm, I get that and accepted it.
    So right now I am 20 and my life feels completely pointless. My depression gets worse month by month, I don’t know how long I can live like this anymore. Right now I believe that I will probably end it before I turn 25.
    So I am gonna use one of my favourite quotes instead of yours:
    „Life only gets worse, so good luck surviving it“

  • @payt00n
    @payt00n Před rokem +4

    How does this not have millions of views yet? This is quite a great video

  • @naps_
    @naps_ Před 5 lety +25

    i can’t tell if this is satire or not cause of the monotonous voice

  • @imp5090
    @imp5090 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The thing is, ive been doing these things throughout my life on daily basis. I guess it be easier for me

  • @dalurinzinia829
    @dalurinzinia829 Před 4 lety +7

    so many lonely comments

  • @kazmer_vass
    @kazmer_vass Před rokem +2

    The truth is everybody dies alone locked with nothing but ghosts of his mind.

  • @merric_the1
    @merric_the1 Před 6 měsíci +1

    i either die alone or die loving someone whos only goal is to make me look dumb so they can disappear, point and laugh

  • @jacksonm16
    @jacksonm16 Před 5 lety +7

    This is a genius work of art I’m star struck

  • @paradise_valley
    @paradise_valley Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is beautifully animated. Too real.

  • @shellygardner6410
    @shellygardner6410 Před 4 lety +7

    Great, I've been right on track the whole time. At least I got that right 👍

  • @MrPabgon
    @MrPabgon Před 3 lety +3

    The guide dying fruitful to alone

  • @tregittens3971
    @tregittens3971 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I just want to master how to be happy dying alone

  • @mementomori5388
    @mementomori5388 Před rokem +1

    The worst is knowing what I should be doing to avoid ending up like this but not having the courage to do it.

  • @kx7500
    @kx7500 Před 4 lety +5

    Underrated video

  • @ayylmao8562
    @ayylmao8562 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Literally doing all of these

  • @TwohundredSeventy
    @TwohundredSeventy Před 4 měsíci +1

    I think I might die alone, I don't know because I don't care but I also care at the same time. I don't want to be with somebody because I'd rather do things on my own but I don't want to be a disappointment.

  • @ferrisxlove
    @ferrisxlove Před rokem +1

    00:50
    I’ve been doing this for three years now since I became single again.
    I’ve come to learn many life changing things I can do to improve myself but I don’t wanna yet.
    I still remember what they all are and I’ll let you know when I begin.

  • @Paull71937
    @Paull71937 Před rokem +3

    Can’t decline friends requests to hang out if you haven’t got any

  • @zipperdan3969
    @zipperdan3969 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I didn't have any friends to ignore

  • @carnosinehobs7759
    @carnosinehobs7759 Před rokem +2

    Epic tutorial. Worked like a charm.

  • @Disgusting12712
    @Disgusting12712 Před rokem +1

    “The guide dying, fruitful to alone.”

  • @attilaberdy9728
    @attilaberdy9728 Před 8 měsíci

    Nice guide!
    Some of these im really not doing well so i gotta work on them, thanks!

  • @1998zakwan
    @1998zakwan Před 26 dny

    Dying alone is sad, but the experience doesn't have to be all dreadful.

  • @oofyeetmcgee
    @oofyeetmcgee Před rokem +1

    Don't dead, open inside

  • @DANKKrish
    @DANKKrish Před 5 lety +5

    I was just searching for an At the drive in lyrics but this is a lot better.

  • @MissAlii432
    @MissAlii432 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Damn came for lessons but I’m already more than ready

  • @cainagnascimento
    @cainagnascimento Před rokem +1

    thanks for the tutorial. I always dreamed about dying alone

  • @Scarboi2021
    @Scarboi2021 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Me doing these naturally as an autistic person but i never get a chance to destress

  • @gudneighbour
    @gudneighbour Před rokem +1

    if u leave house only once then u can only skydive

  • @Gameboyer-J1qf7A1sp9R
    @Gameboyer-J1qf7A1sp9R Před 3 lety +2

    My future scenario...

  • @DumCrescoSperoTTV
    @DumCrescoSperoTTV Před rokem +4

    What's the song in the last five seconds?

    • @ZackBerw
      @ZackBerw  Před rokem +5

      It's a little track I wrote and recorded just for this short film.

    • @Bluegamerful
      @Bluegamerful Před rokem +1

      @@ZackBerw i think it's awesome. do you want to release it?

    • @christopherlee9026
      @christopherlee9026 Před rokem

      @@ZackBerw Please release it 🙏

  • @yussefcheaitou
    @yussefcheaitou Před rokem

    this should have at least 5 million views

  • @icy5937
    @icy5937 Před rokem

    Right on track😍

  • @kalasatwater2224
    @kalasatwater2224 Před rokem +4

    I would travel if I was making dollars haha

  • @Flint7014
    @Flint7014 Před rokem +2

    very useful guide 10/10

  • @sirpompom2295
    @sirpompom2295 Před rokem

    I'm doing pretty well with all these. Still got a few to master.

  • @cjjuddaustralianartist

    Ellexcent, very well told.

  • @ivanhox2.063
    @ivanhox2.063 Před 4 dny

    The guide Dying fruitful to alone.

  • @nixerase7
    @nixerase7 Před 8 měsíci

    one of the few guides for all times

  • @thulasisuresh24
    @thulasisuresh24 Před rokem +2

    This is my whole life and honestly I've sorts come to terms with it ❤❤😂

  • @mohamedramadanramadan6578
    @mohamedramadanramadan6578 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Great you have outlined my problem with all details so what is the solution to this problem now?

  • @dylanmatt210
    @dylanmatt210 Před 8 měsíci +1

    What are my recommendations trying to tell me?

  • @guardianwolf6667
    @guardianwolf6667 Před rokem +1

    Finally, someone who gets it.

  • @amandaeubank425
    @amandaeubank425 Před rokem

    You're amazing

  • @lcamperl4338
    @lcamperl4338 Před rokem

    Top-notch 👌

  • @wincent_v8051
    @wincent_v8051 Před rokem +1

    FUCK. I thought it was the greatest song of the day!!!! (They got us in the first half, not gonna lie). Anyway , great video (still I discover this 5 years later), very thoughtful however bad it might sound to me

  • @rommalb
    @rommalb Před 2 měsíci +1

    Dont dead open inside

  • @fjrapper436
    @fjrapper436 Před 4 lety

    Thank you for this vid now I know why

  • @jakbulanwrld
    @jakbulanwrld Před 4 lety

    amazing

  • @lammy9733
    @lammy9733 Před 3 lety +1

    Welp....I have this nailed

  • @jiteshshankhpal3034
    @jiteshshankhpal3034 Před měsícem

    Its my sister marriage in India will wearing headphones during ceremony will work

  • @lordmatthews
    @lordmatthews Před 5 lety +2

    Dying time's here.

  • @mayankplays6314
    @mayankplays6314 Před 5 lety +4

    It's totally about me 😒😩

  • @MezbahRijvee
    @MezbahRijvee Před rokem

    Just found this video. Subbed

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST Před 2 lety +1

    This is what having autism is like , except sleeping for 16 hours a day. Also, I would go with friend . . They usually flake out on me.

  • @tobiasGR3Y
    @tobiasGR3Y Před rokem +1

    Was going to make an edgy, isolationist comment on a five year old video the algorithm threw at me, but then 1:21
    *Homeboy how'd you get banned from Club Penguin?*

  • @thomaswane2576
    @thomaswane2576 Před 8 měsíci

    so relatable

  • @jam9482
    @jam9482 Před 5 lety +1

    Thx

  • @llominous3495
    @llominous3495 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I thought I was doing bad, but apparently Im doing better than I think, or everyone here is being satarical and I'm too humor blind to notice

  • @friedwater3588
    @friedwater3588 Před 2 lety +1

    I am an expert in this field.

  • @arson-x
    @arson-x Před 4 měsíci

    the guide dying fruitful to alone

  • @xX_Noob_Slayer___Xx
    @xX_Noob_Slayer___Xx Před 4 lety +1

    *People Reading Thumbnail*
    The Fruitful Guide To Die Alone (i sleep)
    The Guide Dying, Fruitful To Alone ( *AWAKE* )

  • @JessMcNicholl
    @JessMcNicholl Před 7 lety +3

    Saw your pitch, I loved this!

    • @ZackBerw
      @ZackBerw  Před 7 lety +1

      Thanks, and there's more on the way soon!

  • @josemedina9623
    @josemedina9623 Před 6 měsíci

    I’m already doing 80% of these things.

  • @bigboi8925
    @bigboi8925 Před 3 lety

    Finally something i can do

  • @calebwells1486
    @calebwells1486 Před 8 měsíci

    So the fact that I like losing myself to my head while watching leaves fall off trees means I’m gonna die alone?😅

  • @angusmackaskill3035
    @angusmackaskill3035 Před rokem

    He said that like it was a bad thing

  • @safiyybaig5959
    @safiyybaig5959 Před 15 dny

    One thing:
    Born alone
    Die alone

  • @dalgomspeepad9327
    @dalgomspeepad9327 Před 5 lety

    oh i don't need a guide I have been profecinilly trained

  • @Polifer5952
    @Polifer5952 Před 2 lety

    Nice.

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed Před 10 měsíci

    Most people die alone.
    Even the ones who have found true love, get married and have kids - unless they die in the same car/plane crash chances are one of them is going to be left widowed. In the final days of their lives their family and relatives will come to say their goodbyes but it's very likely that not even any of the hospice nurses will be there when you draw your last breath.

  • @jethrobarazona1327
    @jethrobarazona1327 Před 5 měsíci

    Damn dying alone is great

  • @Copybook
    @Copybook Před rokem

    Who else read it as The "Guide Dying Fruitful To Alone" from the thumbnail

  • @reynas8807
    @reynas8807 Před 6 lety +1

    Great, it’s me!

  • @maxfrancis2425
    @maxfrancis2425 Před 10 měsíci

    23 and already know im gonna have a short life so hey try to save people then after that pass away from a heart attack or dieabiets or something, loneliness helps + only a few people will miss me and the rest were fake so yeah fuck um and peace out world.

  • @Aty_-js1yw
    @Aty_-js1yw Před 2 měsíci

    Holy crap this is actually me