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  • @QuizMasterEntertainment
    @QuizMasterEntertainment Před 2 měsíci +467

    The disappointment in Henry's face when Jeannie let go of him was hilarious, he clearly liked where it was all going.

    • @outregis
      @outregis Před 2 měsíci +33

      Low key we all were excited for where it was going. You think I watch this channel because the stuff they react to is the focus? nah, I'm here for that goofy and adorable relationship shtuff 👀

    • @ayoni02thebadgamer39
      @ayoni02thebadgamer39 Před 2 měsíci +9

      ​@@outregisyou hit the nail
      I'd go on Reddit if I just wanted those video

    • @Nirmiti.
      @Nirmiti. Před 2 měsíci +1

      Of course you understood. He literally said it.

    • @IamSureAndWhatAboutY
      @IamSureAndWhatAboutY Před měsícem

      timestamp?

  • @marcangelus
    @marcangelus Před 2 měsíci +411

    I love how Jeannie was berating Henry for spending $3k on a sex doll and not f*****g it 😂

    • @KawaiiSoulB42
      @KawaiiSoulB42 Před 2 měsíci +12

      She looks at where it is too! OMG THAT SO CRINGE

    • @lewdjiggle2011
      @lewdjiggle2011 Před 2 měsíci

      She wants him to do it so she doesn't have to do it herself.
      Imagine if you were a woman, you like your partner like a friend and you don't like having seggs with them, a sex doll would be like a cheat code to enjoy your confort life without having to put out.
      There's no (romantic) love, only financial security and comfort😂

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Před 2 měsíci +17

      I mean if that's her way of saying he needs to last longer and breed and feed Ayyye that's one way.

    • @WebAnt
      @WebAnt Před 2 měsíci +14

      Was that her way of saying she needs a break from all the sex?

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@WebAnt These are the questions. You'd think she'd watch?

  • @sapjap172
    @sapjap172 Před 2 měsíci +32

    Henry: I'm seeking out Girl Scouts. *Cue torches and pitchforks* Henry (thinking ahead): I've never seen a Girl Scout in my life.

    • @waterandsteel4713
      @waterandsteel4713 Před 2 měsíci +6

      I really want to hear what happens when he goes to a store and says "I'm looking for girl scouts" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 Před 2 měsíci +38

    $650k annually is the top 25% of cardiothoracic surgeons. So not just any heart surgeon but the top 25%. Reminder those are likely much older men who have spent 14 years of school minimum. They'd be 32 if they spent their entire adult live in school and would be the lower side.
    Also as a med student myself I can tell you our shape is often not great as we neglect our own health for school. It's awful.

    • @masjuggalo
      @masjuggalo Před měsícem +1

      The issue is that they make 13 times the national average income for an American citizen. And think they're average

  • @BeastGuyver
    @BeastGuyver Před 2 měsíci +260

    19:50 if you watch more of the clip she thinks "musician" means "magician", the interviewer tries to explain it to her but she takes it as an insult.

    • @Yomotomen
      @Yomotomen Před 2 měsíci +26

      That’s hilarious

    • @kristopherwilson506
      @kristopherwilson506 Před 2 měsíci +52

      She should’ve asked, “if a mathematician is someone who does math, then what do you call someone who makes music?”

    • @lanmandragoran8337
      @lanmandragoran8337 Před 2 měsíci

      Hood culture and schools failed that poor woman. Its too fucking bad, really. If she were ugly and not "do music" she'd know what a fuckin musician was.

    • @grichl88
      @grichl88 Před 2 měsíci +41

      ​​@@kristopherwilson506a magician?

    • @rigmarole
      @rigmarole Před 2 měsíci

      @@kristopherwilson506musimatician.

  • @fraglimat
    @fraglimat Před 2 měsíci +275

    Platypuses and echidnas are monotremes, which are egg laying mammals (they produce milk). Penguins are birds.

    • @DavidBDMyers
      @DavidBDMyers Před 2 měsíci +20

      Platypuses are also venomous.

    • @fraglimat
      @fraglimat Před 2 měsíci +21

      @@DavidBDMyers Only the males though I think, venomous barbs on their hind legs, apparently very painful, though don't think anyone has died from it.

    • @DavidBDMyers
      @DavidBDMyers Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@fraglimatyeah! I remember the day I learned it. It is just an additional WTF to all the other weird traits they carry.

    • @grichl88
      @grichl88 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Yeah amazing a biologist professor would get that wrong.

    • @PotatoSack615
      @PotatoSack615 Před 2 měsíci +11

      They most certainly are a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action

  • @mbourque
    @mbourque Před 2 měsíci +42

    17:41
    men AND women publicly shamed her on the internet. Additionally, this isn't uncommon. It used to be heard of more often by men, but modern times show women doing it more often now. it doesn't even have to be fatal sickness. many women will quickly leave the relationship over even small sickness or accidents where the man needs some kind of short or long term care and/or rehabilitation.... OR if he should lose his job suddenly and even if it's for a short amount of time (like a couple of months). this is seen very commonly in Couple Counseling.

    • @mizkomunikation9478
      @mizkomunikation9478 Před měsícem

      (Shrug) Forget sickness. Men say they’ll divorce if a woman gains weight or gets old. That being said, men also have a funny habit of pretending that any reason a woman gives for leaving a man(to incl cheating and physical abuse) is small, and defend any reason a man uses to leave a woman. It’s just how it is.

  • @IanDarley
    @IanDarley Před 2 měsíci +17

    Jeanie's face watching the 'pleasure man' cringe-fest was one of the funniest things I've seen this year 😀😂🤣

  • @vinhhuynh4695
    @vinhhuynh4695 Před 2 měsíci +82

    13:40 the way Jeannie looks towards Henry and goes "nee" is just too funny/cute. 😂😂😂

  • @mrgoober6320
    @mrgoober6320 Před 2 měsíci +389

    If an employer ever gives you shit over a good reason you showed up late, get another job. Shit happens.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma Před 2 měsíci +28

      No, thank you. I'd rather sacrifice an hour of my free time every day to make sure I arrive at work at least 20 minutes early, because I have a responsibility as an employee.

    • @curtisb5978
      @curtisb5978 Před 2 měsíci +80

      Right, you piss a large chunk of your life away working and this guy wants you to add an extra hour to it every day for the chance that shit might happen, that's not being responsible that's just being a simp who probably hates his home life if he's at work that early

    • @deepdragon2
      @deepdragon2 Před 2 měsíci +54

      @@EnoVarma Just because he hates his wife and kids does not mean I hate mine....

    • @AT-rr2xw
      @AT-rr2xw Před 2 měsíci +52

      I don't suppose that those 45 minutes get included in the paycheck.

    • @AT-rr2xw
      @AT-rr2xw Před 2 měsíci +35

      @@EnoVarma You sound like the kind of person who would be treated as an example of a good employee in comparison to your resentful coworkers who had asked for a pay raise right up to the point where you get arbitrarily laid off

  • @suruxstrawde8322
    @suruxstrawde8322 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Omfg that mother feeding the child doughnuts and applesauce is legit child abuse.

  • @larry9910
    @larry9910 Před 2 měsíci +17

    25:43 the excitement in jeannie's voice when she mentions the month as well as the happiness in her eyes when the month said being said is so her

  • @Orapac-ln5jd
    @Orapac-ln5jd Před 2 měsíci +123

    "yeah ill just dedicate more of my time to a job just to show up early and not be paid when I already spend most of the day there anyways, just incase shit outside of my control happens".
    Nah, fuck that lol

    • @PandaMan02
      @PandaMan02 Před 2 měsíci +19

      yup, if they want me to be sitting there for a half hour before my shift just in case something happen and i end up sitting in traffic for half an hour before work, they're gonna start paying me for sitting there or I'm starting my shift early and leaving early.

    • @jamesberry3230
      @jamesberry3230 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@PandaMan02 yea and you're getting docked 45min for being late, so why risk it

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@jamesberry3230 they can’t dock pay. That’s a myth…..doesn’t happen

    • @dann5740
      @dann5740 Před 2 měsíci

      You
      just don't get paid for the time you missed since you weren't clocked in.@@danevertt3210

    • @Graphaeli
      @Graphaeli Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@danevertt3210 and if it does, you sue.

  • @rcrawford42
    @rcrawford42 Před 2 měsíci +104

    Lots of people play Sims to fulfill their inner desires. Like trapping people in a pool until they get exhausted and drown. Or leaving them with no bathroom when they're desperate to go.

    • @legoben98productions
      @legoben98productions Před 2 měsíci +14

      Others just want to play god without the consequences

    • @ironviper72
      @ironviper72 Před 2 měsíci +6

      it's similar to Rollercoaster Tycoon that way

    • @Lighthammer072
      @Lighthammer072 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Or selling all the family furniture to install more fireplaces, which are repeatedly lit until people catch fire.

    • @Kaspar.C0LD
      @Kaspar.C0LD Před měsícem

      I just played them living a successful and normal life.

  • @davidbandler
    @davidbandler Před 2 měsíci +8

    28:00 She didn't freeze to death, autopsy found that she died from the brutal beating he gave her before he drug her outside. He literally murdered her on-stream. He won't survive his 6 year sentence, he was sent to the gulag where people don't make it out alive.

  • @Athithan_2000
    @Athithan_2000 Před 2 měsíci +11

    4:40 Pause! Henry be like:
    “Great Googley Moogley”🤯

  • @MichaelDavis-zf6nt
    @MichaelDavis-zf6nt Před 2 měsíci +78

    5:42 well I guess he now has permission to use the sex doll. Wouldn't want it to go to waste.

    • @siinxkj
      @siinxkj Před 2 měsíci +16

      3k on a sex doll is mad value, {insert any number} on genshin is not mad value

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@siinxkjfor them, both are business expenses and thus tax deductible. So either way the price isn’t that much considering the profit derived plus tax deduction

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Před 2 měsíci +4

      I mean I think it's considerate not to use it since they all use it but her maybe she wants to watch so let's goo!

  • @barbarakiewe2870
    @barbarakiewe2870 Před 2 měsíci +25

    16:12 Proves the old adage that you always adapt to spend at a level consistent with your earnings. A couple with lesser earnings would be spending much less on almost every one of these items, and a couple who earned more would be spending even more.

    • @iris4547
      @iris4547 Před 2 měsíci +5

      18k thrown away on charity, thats as good as burning it. a bmw when they could own a much more modest but equally functional car. 3 holidays a year? money is there to spend and enjoy but you have no right to turn around and complain youre hard done by.

  • @brianargo4595
    @brianargo4595 Před 2 měsíci +32

    "Circumstance does not change your responsibility". This is true. The fact that they sure as shit don't pay me enough to put in the effort to leave my house 45 minutes early does though. Had a job making 30 bucks an hour (which is still barely a life) and i was there 15-20 minutes early, every day, worked Saturdays, gave it my all. Health fucked off, couldn't do it any more, found a job where I get paid half that. My time is my time. I don't answer calls off the clock, and only cover shifts if it's convenient to me. I'm there on time and leave on time. They get what they pay for, and I value MY personal time with my family and my projects at more than what they're willing to pay.

    • @Arbidarb
      @Arbidarb Před 2 měsíci +6

      Wait. How is $30 barely a life, but you survive on half that? You can survive on half of barely a life?

    • @Eledore
      @Eledore Před 2 měsíci

      You are right boss, i need to be responsibility to be on time when payed for said time.
      So dock me 10 minutes of my pay boss. But you also have to be responsible here.
      If i work 2 hours over the agreed time, i wish to be compensated for that, above my additional two hours of extra pay.
      Being responsible is going both ways.

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses Před 2 měsíci

      maybe he moved to a cheaper area for the new job?@@Arbidarb

    • @JonathanScarlet
      @JonathanScarlet Před měsícem

      ​@@Eledorewhy would they do that?
      Employers aren't obligated to pay you extra for staying longer if it's not going to be overtime, and while it's certainly a feel-good statement it kinda makes no sense. If you're staying late to make up for other lost time previously or for projects you are behind on through no fault of the company, that's on you. If you're staying for non-overtime hours, I would think you would discuss that with your boss before ever agreeing to it. And if it's for overtime pay, well, you're getting overtime pay.
      If you're just opting to work 2 extra hours on your own and then demand extra on top, unless your work during that time is just spectacular, there is basically no reason for them to do anything except give thanks and appreciation. Logically speaking I don't know why they would do anything else without the right appeals.

    • @Eledore
      @Eledore Před měsícem

      @@JonathanScarlet
      "aren't obligated to pay you extra" ?
      If i order 4t of gravel and i use 5t i don't need to pay for the additional ton?
      If you work time, that that time needs to be payed. Called hourly wage.
      If i work more time then agreed upon i need to be compensated. Called overtime payment.
      Otherwise the agreed upon hours should not have been agreed upon. Or discussed or amended before changes to it made.
      But there are pIdiots (Professional Idiots) out there who don't understand this reverse responsibility and demand you finish this or do that outside of agreed upon times. And don't compensate anymore then just the hourly wage. It even gets worse with salaried people who don't get there hours tracked properly.
      If the owner doesn't want me working overtime, he should then not make a stink when employee leaves on time. Or if owner doesn't like that, there is always contracting where you pay per project finished.
      But the amount of time i have to slap restaurants owners for not clocking in people who arrive at there mandatory 10 minutes early. You want them 10 minutes early, you pay for that or you compensate them. (Most opt to compensate it globally with free drinks). And that is just one thing i come across when auditing them on legal compliance. (Advice; Write every compensation down)

  • @mikefelty2625
    @mikefelty2625 Před 2 měsíci +13

    16:38 i don't know why, but Jeannie eating a pretzel stick like she's smoking is hilarious to me.😅

    • @moristory
      @moristory Před 2 měsíci

      She was surprisingly smooth with it

  • @myst1741
    @myst1741 Před 2 měsíci +53

    The fact that even Henry could not believe that a BIOLOGY teacher thought Penguins were mammals. Is wild to me. XD

    • @enigmamz
      @enigmamz Před 2 měsíci +6

      The fact that Henry is processing "Wait, IS a penguin a mammal?" is worse, but so Henry at the same time.
      And having to find this topic on the 8th comment isn't that great for us, the commenters (not that THAT is your fault).

    • @GapDragon60
      @GapDragon60 Před měsícem +2

      This is not the first time they had a video with an idiot teacher. Platypus was correct.

  • @2Fast2Furious2
    @2Fast2Furious2 Před 2 měsíci +26

    29:59 - Thank you, editor, for putting this platypus clip in.

  • @frankcaggiano8282
    @frankcaggiano8282 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Jesus christ, that girl who handed in the fuckin Wattpad fanfic as her resignation seriously needs fucking help if that's real lmao. That's unHINGED

  • @Izkata
    @Izkata Před 2 měsíci +8

    29:50 - For the other animal-knowledge-deficient: Platypus and Echidna are the only known mammals to lay eggs. Penguins are birds, not mammals.

  • @adamstull2436
    @adamstull2436 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Jeannie sounded like a creeper when she said she actively seeks out girl scouts.

  • @kingdoctor2734
    @kingdoctor2734 Před 2 měsíci +25

    30:00 the correct answer IS in fact "platypus"

    • @PotatoSack615
      @PotatoSack615 Před 2 měsíci +3

      A semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action

    • @mickgrace2558
      @mickgrace2558 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Or Echidna. Both only found in Australia. Both the only egg laying mammals in the world.

  • @elYIiLy
    @elYIiLy Před 2 měsíci +6

    platypus are monotremes (a group of mammals native to australia, all of which are stranger and more unique than the last) which lay eggs, have venomous spines, and are pretty good swimmers, penguins are birds that decided they would rather be really good at swimming than fly, and are currently the only animals you'll see on antarctica's remaining ice sheets (aside from a few odd seals that felt like making a stop on the ice)

    • @matthewnirenberg
      @matthewnirenberg Před 2 měsíci

      The only reason the seals are there is because they like to eat the penguins...

    • @elYIiLy
      @elYIiLy Před 2 měsíci

      @@matthewnirenberg yep, now we just have to wait until they learn how to move quickly on land and then rip penguins

  • @benhiatt307
    @benhiatt307 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The same employer that spouts crap like "Circumstance does not change your responsibility" will lay you off in a second because "times are tough". For them, responsibility is a one way road.

    • @izarian42
      @izarian42 Před 8 dny

      Exactly! I'm an outside contractor where I work, but the client company just went through two huge rounds of layoffs. One of the people they let go had been there for twenty years and his desk was absolutely covered by awards for both his near-perfect attendance/punctuality and the quality of his hard work, as well as recognition that he was also a combat veteran. The second they needed to cut back, they laid him off to replace him within a week with some fresh-out-of-school kid who has little ideas what he's doing and constantly wanders the lobby to snack and play on his phone.

  • @LynnJynh9315
    @LynnJynh9315 Před 2 měsíci +17

    31:37 Jeannie's face as she realizes Henry's pregnancy fetish may involve her............

  • @palexanderrice
    @palexanderrice Před 2 měsíci +14

    Please don’t do the Ai. Your digital voiceprint will not be yours. Regardless of what that company says, you’re voice will be stolen.

    • @peaceweapon1933
      @peaceweapon1933 Před měsícem

      Doesn’t really matter if they do it or not. They talk for a living. The people that do that shit can already make them say whatever they want

  • @mbourque
    @mbourque Před 2 měsíci +5

    22:52
    A. that's NOT ssniperwolf... B. it's NOT a 'two-way' mirror, it's a 'one-way' mirror. a 'two-way' mirror would mean that it's a mirror on BOTH sides and depending of which room has a light in it and which room is dark, you could see into both rooms one at a time. 'one-way' mirror means that one side is mirrored and one side is not, thus the not mirrored side can see into the other room but the mirrored side can't see into the other room.

  • @LordFalon
    @LordFalon Před 2 měsíci

    Yo, Blessed with another great video and the best outro!

  • @Alientcp
    @Alientcp Před 2 měsíci +78

    On the teeth thing.
    We used to have a very powerful jaw/bite. But you need very powerful muscles to bite and kill. Since our diet was not primarily meat, and after the discovery of fire to cook, the needed force in the jaw got diminished over time, which made the muscles that help you bite (which compress the brain as they need big anchor points) get smaller. All the pressure released over time on the skull, allowed the skull to expand and allowed to have a bigger brain.
    We still have canines, but they have receded in size, so they are puny now. But our close relatives still have them and we can see how big they are on them.
    However, we have always been omnivores, just that meat wasnt our primary source of food.

    • @konroh2
      @konroh2 Před 2 měsíci +5

      We've eaten meat ever since God told Adam and Eve to do so.

    • @sebagab9795
      @sebagab9795 Před 2 měsíci +11

      This comment sounds like a vegan talk, yet at the same time points out humans were always omnivores and yet still mentions chimpanzees (closest relatives) that are known for their high meat diet (they actively hunt prey from their territory until it goes extinct in the area and then wait for it to repopulate back into the land to do it again) with lots of opportunistic tendencies for other type of food.
      I am quite confused about the point.

    • @zevahc3928
      @zevahc3928 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Disagree. It is widely believed that we were originally meat eaters that adapted to incorporate plants in our diet. This is backed by the theory that our appendix was used in the digestion of raw meat.

    • @joost1120
      @joost1120 Před 2 měsíci +13

      It is precisely because we eat so much meat that our jaws got weaker. Our intelligence, tool use and the ability to cook our food allowed us to gain significantly more energy rich food, which in turn allowed us to get even smarter. We didn't use our jaws as a weapon like many other carnivores or omnivores do, so there's no reason to actually have powerful jaws. Brains require way more energy than most people think, and we would not have been able to sustain or increase our brain mass if we didn't eat so much meat. If I recall correctly, humans spend about 25% of their daily energy on just their brains alone, while smart primates barely even reach 10%. By your logic, weak jaws would be a sign of a herbivorous animal. Which isn't true in the slightest, as many animals with a mostly plant-based diet have very strong jaws. Take brown bears for example. Almost 90% of their food intake is plant-based, yet they have very large canines and a powerful bite. Even if we just look at primates, most primates with strong jaws and canines have a primarily plant- or fruit-based diet.

    • @NotAffiliated
      @NotAffiliated Před 2 měsíci

      Ever since I switched to the carnivore diet from my omnivore diet, all I have eaten is bacon and eggs for breakfast and either a rib eye steak or ground beef for dinner. That and water and salt is all I consume. Since my switch 6 months ago, I have lost 30 pounds of fat, but gained 10 pounds of muscle. My I.B.S. is gone and I no longer have arthritis in my hands.
      Check out Dr Shawn Baker and Dr Anthony Chaffee on youtube and check out the science behind how Carnivore or Ketovore is the proper human diet.
      Also check out Ken D Berry M.D. who actually describes full Carnivore as the Proper Human Diet.

  • @enterprisecrypto2683
    @enterprisecrypto2683 Před 2 měsíci +43

    "A DEAD RACCOOHN!" 😂😂😂

  • @MrBusinessPerson
    @MrBusinessPerson Před 2 měsíci +4

    32:14 oh man that guy is definitely on a krewsade to slay 😂😂😂😂

  • @chronotheodor4356
    @chronotheodor4356 Před 2 měsíci

    Thank you for the uploads

  • @thekidswithbombs9078
    @thekidswithbombs9078 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Today, The WILDEST Crossover Episode happened in this video at 1:51 for me! Seeing Aba & Preach on MxR!

  • @zeokiri
    @zeokiri Před 2 měsíci +15

    22:04 MARVEL checked all the boxes.

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Daredevils been blind since the 60s.... But I guess he's white cis so....

  • @mbourque
    @mbourque Před 2 měsíci +3

    29:02
    flashing back to the 'telling poor people how to spend their money, but saying about rich people "it's their money, they can do what they want"....'

    • @Aphotic_One
      @Aphotic_One Před 2 měsíci +1

      The rich do not cry that others owe them a living. Yes i will say the same thing to a poor person, it is your money spend it how you want, but if it is money taken from others to give to them (welfare) they have a responsibility to those robbed of it to use it as intended. When it is my money i have a say

  • @hulkslayer626
    @hulkslayer626 Před 2 měsíci +8

    "Circumstances do not change your responsibilities" ...correct, but they will change my arrival time 😉

    • @dannykent6190
      @dannykent6190 Před 2 měsíci

      Circumstance does not change responsibility is a ridiculous belief... but "there was traffic," is not a particularly compelling circumstance to excuse late arrival. Yes... you're on the road... that's where they keep the traffic.

  • @Kricris
    @Kricris Před 2 měsíci +30

    1:06 SAMMY (supernatural fans will get this)

  • @davie941
    @davie941 Před 2 měsíci

    great fun video again henry and Jeannie , really well done and thank you again both 😊😍

  • @InsendoChavero
    @InsendoChavero Před 2 měsíci

    You guys gimme sumthin to watch while I eat dinner, keep it up. 👍

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 Před 2 měsíci +47

    A platypus is 100% a mammal, a penguin is 100% a bird.

    • @PotatoSack615
      @PotatoSack615 Před 2 měsíci +15

      A platypus is 100% a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action

    • @Fmanzo10
      @Fmanzo10 Před 2 měsíci +4

      And some are secret agents too..😂😂

    • @williansnobre
      @williansnobre Před 2 měsíci +7

      And that teacher is 100% wrong

    • @endorbr
      @endorbr Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@PotatoSack615 Puts on fedora

    • @PotatoSack615
      @PotatoSack615 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@endorbr PARRY the platypus!?!

  • @bobknull7502
    @bobknull7502 Před 2 měsíci +23

    Boss.....I can't afford to give you a raise and pay you what your worth right now.
    Me.....Circumstance does not change responsibility.

    • @endorbr
      @endorbr Před 2 měsíci

      Your employer doesn’t have a responsibility to give you a raise or pay you what you think you’re worth. They’re only obligated to pay you what was agreed for your work.

    • @natsukimasamune7766
      @natsukimasamune7766 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@endorbr if you expect your workers to work Expectionally well at their jobs, their pay better be compensated accordingly(including pay raises, on the occasional increase in workload.)

    • @endorbr
      @endorbr Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@natsukimasamune7766 It’s smart business and the only way you’re likely to keep quality employees, but it’s still not a responsibility.

  • @maurivid83
    @maurivid83 Před 2 měsíci

    I had to look away from the screen, so many times on this one. good job, guys.

  • @enthused_panda
    @enthused_panda Před 2 měsíci

    I go to rutgers and honestly I was so caught off guard by that post lmfaoooo RU missed connections are truly one of a kind

  • @bobfmnf
    @bobfmnf Před 2 měsíci +10

    I love Mxr plays

  • @glen1833
    @glen1833 Před 2 měsíci +6

    28:13 it’s evil that someone suggested and payed him to do that.

  • @assaultmodemeliodas7466
    @assaultmodemeliodas7466 Před 2 měsíci +5

    26:01 can I get a link to this just need it for research nothing else 😅

  • @HalNinethousand
    @HalNinethousand Před 2 měsíci +10

    "Electric cars help the environment!"
    >Looks at the coal factory

    • @Aphotic_One
      @Aphotic_One Před 2 měsíci +4

      Look into the mining and processing of the metals used in the batteries, the amount of plastics made from oil, etc.

    • @MiddleFingerLimited
      @MiddleFingerLimited Před 2 měsíci +1

      Which is why we need to switch to nuclear. It's the most environmentally friendly power we have until we figure out fusion. The few disasters have given it a bad rap.

  • @nicholaspossinger7993
    @nicholaspossinger7993 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Love seeing aba and preach pop up on mxr! Literally my number 1 and 2 most watched channels colliding! Find a way to squeeze Mr.Moist in there and it's the holy trifecta 😂

  • @ItzAlwaysDevil
    @ItzAlwaysDevil Před 2 měsíci +3

    Love you 2. Watch everyday! Love From New Jersey

  • @craigconcrete5936
    @craigconcrete5936 Před 2 měsíci

    "I thought they were meant for cancer." had me dying!! 😂

  • @axelfoley5265
    @axelfoley5265 Před 2 měsíci +2

    33:33 This dude is liveing the other dudes Sims 4 dream life.

  • @zevahc3928
    @zevahc3928 Před 2 měsíci +12

    I had a Polish professor teaching me calculus. It was not a good time.

    • @sebagab9795
      @sebagab9795 Před 2 měsíci

      Why? I am honestly curious since we have much higher rate of great mathematicians than most of the world including some Asian countries.

    • @zevahc3928
      @zevahc3928 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@sebagab9795 His English was not great. He was trying to give me all the screw drivers to learn calculus.

    • @sebagab9795
      @sebagab9795 Před 2 měsíci

      @@zevahc3928 Gotcha, he got the accent from our school then since we are taught a very textbook version of English that is never actually used and lacks any lessons on proper accent training.

    • @zevahc3928
      @zevahc3928 Před 2 měsíci

      @@sebagab9795 This was also more than 20 years ago

    • @wykydytron
      @wykydytron Před 2 měsíci +1

      If it was 20yr it's miracle he was able to speak English at all, back then English was pretty new thing for us, people were just starting to learn it. As for accent if you learned Polish first English second you will always have accent. But honestly people like that should not be teachers, proper diction should be one of basic requirements.

  • @kokuutou92
    @kokuutou92 Před 2 měsíci +17

    FINALLY 1:52 AN A&P X MxR crossover! i feel like they would love A&P videos, but it's just a gut feeling, cuz i want them to see more of A&P LMAO

  • @mbourque
    @mbourque Před 2 měsíci +2

    25:53
    for the last several years you can order the cookies online now.

  • @PatLund
    @PatLund Před 2 měsíci +50

    Henry and Jeannie not knowing who Chris Chan is, is insane to me.

    • @legoben98productions
      @legoben98productions Před 2 měsíci +12

      I’m surprised too, but it’s probably for the best

    • @jcornman24
      @jcornman24 Před 2 měsíci +15

      Most people don't know who Chris Chan is, we're just weird internet people

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc Před 2 měsíci +3

      I heard the name but never really looked him up and shiz.....welp

    • @vodkavecz
      @vodkavecz Před 2 měsíci +2

      And they're better off for it.

    • @user-tg6uw3xz7b
      @user-tg6uw3xz7b Před 2 měsíci +3

      Who?

  • @Beastman44
    @Beastman44 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I had a good laugh with that squid ink accident haha

  • @connorallgood0922
    @connorallgood0922 Před 2 měsíci +1

    21:20 LOL I love the fact he said his friends are getting drunk.

  • @John-cw4no
    @John-cw4no Před měsícem

    That Chinese woman sculptor got me back into art appreciation! I'm painting now

  • @bentatefan
    @bentatefan Před 2 měsíci +22

    Jeannie said $500…translated: $1,000

  • @T.r.o.f.f
    @T.r.o.f.f Před 2 měsíci +6

    Great video as all ways love you guys!

    • @gizmobrooch8577
      @gizmobrooch8577 Před 2 měsíci +4

      this video just came out xD

    • @Longshot239
      @Longshot239 Před 2 měsíci

      He knows it's a great video before watching it by looking at the channel name xD@@gizmobrooch8577

  • @dritzzjoney
    @dritzzjoney Před 2 měsíci

    Man abba and preach made it into an mxr plays video nice!

  • @rayzimmermin
    @rayzimmermin Před 2 měsíci +1

    the only response to "would you to buy some girl scout cookies?" is "are thy made from real girl scouts?" the look on their faces is grate

    • @dannykent6190
      @dannykent6190 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Only if you're asked on a Wednesday.

  • @robertwolfgan
    @robertwolfgan Před 2 měsíci +12

    That poor man with his cheating gf at 11:00 I would wait until it's over and go with the man and invite him a meal, a good warm one, and all the beers he can chug. On me. I'm not even rich or stabilized enough for it, but I don't care. I can work extra hours to make up for it later. I just know this pain, and nobody deserves it. But those who are doomed by it, deserve someone to be there for them and give them some love until they can finally sleep after they either cry, scream, punch, or all the above - thier life out with all their might so they can sleep that night and start the harsh recovery after day 1...

  • @Chris_T_Ramos
    @Chris_T_Ramos Před 2 měsíci +11

    "You spent 3 grand on a sex doll that you don't even touch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @valnix4043
    @valnix4043 Před měsícem

    Brilliant reactions all around!

  • @c.k-da-kxnghere
    @c.k-da-kxnghere Před 2 měsíci +1

    First Silvia and now aba and preach. Mxr is showing all of my other favorite CZcamsrs. One day AceVane will be here and life will be worth it

  • @harry31619
    @harry31619 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Mxr reacting to an Aba & Preach video 🤯

  • @420Megaskunk
    @420Megaskunk Před 2 měsíci +3

    2 minutes uploaded n I'm already here!

  • @crow320
    @crow320 Před 2 měsíci

    Did not expect to see that clip of Chris-chan on an MxRPlays video, but here w are

  • @Maverick-7508
    @Maverick-7508 Před 2 měsíci

    23:35 There is a reason it gets referred to sometimes as a beef and cheddar in a catchers mitt or just as the beef curtains.

  • @ScoptOriginal
    @ScoptOriginal Před 2 měsíci +3

    Circumstance doesn't change responsibility, but it does change reasonable expectations

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran Před 2 měsíci +10

    25:19
    Remember guys: Henry needs "1 gram per bodyweight!"

  • @amirelvalhdros7251
    @amirelvalhdros7251 Před 2 měsíci

    Don't be upset for what you don't have. Be happy for what you do have. Even the small things. One key to being happier.

  • @smexijebus
    @smexijebus Před 2 měsíci +3

    "Assistance to the poor" can mean a wide variety of things while "Welfare" is a specific thing. There's no contradiction inherent in differing levels of acceptance. It's like 70% being fans of sports and 30% being fans of football.

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 Před 2 měsíci

      Hahaha now give a realistic detailed example of your theory above

    • @smexijebus
      @smexijebus Před 2 měsíci

      @@danevertt3210 Welfare is a continuing government program (specifically Cash assistance, Health insurance, Food assistance, Housing subsidies, Energy and utilities subsidies, Education and childcare assistance, Medicaid, and Supplemental Security Income) while assistance can mean anything from infrastructure projects to community involvement. Even just supporting some of what's included in welfare but not others can result in being in favour of more assistance for the poor while not being in favour of the welfare system as it exists.
      To put it another way, you can be a fan of healthcare while not being a fan of the current system. I.e. you can be a fan of assisting the poor while not being a fan of the current welfare system, or even welfare as specific concept. Many would argue there are dependency issues, waste issues, inefficiency issues, corruption issues, and that it's not a solution, merely an ever-increasing cost. But that's besides the point; not all assistance is welfare, and not all welfare is beneficial.

  • @EtherealRune
    @EtherealRune Před měsícem +1

    "Circumstance does not change responsibility."
    Exactly. Responsibility for your own life.
    Imagine going an hour earlier each day, wasting that hour unpaid 5 times per week. That's 20 hours per month. Unpaid. Not only that, it's also something you lack in your personal life which you don't get back.
    If I'd know I could in turn rely on my employer to do his job and pay me in time (or in general do his service to me when I need something) I would wholeheartedly agree to all of this. But whenever the employer gets "late" it's something we have to "deal" with.
    How about no?
    This is not a one way street.

  • @leonxpc1
    @leonxpc1 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Yey Aba and preach crossover with my other favorite CZcamsrs!! Let's go !!

  • @randalthor741
    @randalthor741 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Wait, was that math teacher actually saying "unmarketable tomato"? Because that's what I heard too, but I thought I had to be hearing it wrong...

  • @SWreacts
    @SWreacts Před 23 dny

    0:12 This part always makes me burst out laughing, Idk why 😂

  • @toddabbott781
    @toddabbott781 Před 2 měsíci +2

    No. Welfare means it is institutionalized, meaning a program will be created that will never go away and it will be massively bloated and heavily abused.
    I bought my house when I was 22 and working as a delivery driver at Domino's. I had been renting for 3 years and the only way I could get approval was to have it written up as a refinance on a land contract I had been paying on for 3 years instead. The bank rep is actually the one that told me to do this. There is no way I could have gotten approval otherwise. This is stupid because my mortgage with taxes and insurance was $65 a month less than what I was already paying and I had been working at the same job for 5 years, but the bank turned me down for a regular mortgage.

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 Před 2 měsíci

      What part of your ass did you pull that first comment from?

  • @CottidaeSEA
    @CottidaeSEA Před 2 měsíci +4

    The platypus does lay eggs and is one of the strangest mammals ever. It is one of few mammals with venomous spurs as well.

  • @RainMakeR_Workshop
    @RainMakeR_Workshop Před 2 měsíci +29

    6:22 Work to live, don't live to work. If my boss told me "circumstance does not change your responsibility" I'd laugh in his damn face. Sure, if it was a regular occurrence, then yeah, its something to address. But otherwise, they can get lost. The ONLY time that stupid "grindset" mentality makes sense is when you're working for yourself. If I was at work 45 damn minutes of my life earlier, I'm getting PAID for it.
    ESPECIALLY as that moron is implying it should be something done daily. That's 45 minutes every day of your life being wasted sitting around unpaid. Assuming its a full time job working 5 days a week, that's 3.75 hours every week of your life being wasted sitting around unpaid. With a 4-5 week month, that's 15-18.75 hours every month of your life being wasted sitting around unpaid. Assuming you're working every workday, over 12 months that's over 151.66 hours of your life being wasted sitting around unpaid. That's over 6.3 DAYS in a year. The average person works for 36.5 years. So if you do that every workday over the duration of you're entire career, that over 5535.83 HOURS of your life being wasted sitting around unpaid. That's over 230 DAYS, 32.8 WEEKS, 7.5 MONTHS, OVER HALF A DAMN YEAR of your *very* limited time on this planet... WASTED.
    No!

    • @jamesberry3230
      @jamesberry3230 Před 2 měsíci

      you are still wasting the time and not getting paid ; so rather than waste it sitting around at home and not getting paid , it would be more responsible to be on time for work;
      ps. I would dock your pay for the time you're late, if 15mins. late docked 30 mins

    • @RainMakeR_Workshop
      @RainMakeR_Workshop Před 2 měsíci

      @jamesberry3230 I'm not talking about being "on time". I'm talking about being 45 minutes early every day. I'm 5-10 minutes early to work most days which is more than enough. I am on time some days and occasionally late based on traffic. If you dock pay for the odd late shift, you're a bloody scumbag. If you didn't pay me for the time I worked, I wouldn't work for the time you didn't pay. Glad I live in a county with actual workers rights where vile tyrants can't try to pull that nonsense.

    • @RainMakeR_Workshop
      @RainMakeR_Workshop Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@jamesberry3230 Glad I live in a country with actual workers rights. If you didn’t pay me for the time I worked, I wouldn’t work the time you didn’t pay. Also, we're not talking about being "on time", we're talking about being 45 minutes early every day vs late on the odd occasion. Even with docked docked pay, say once a month, it's FAR less of your life wasted. And one a month is pretty unrealistic. I think I've been late to work like 3 or 4 times in the last year. So for me that's maybe a grand total of like 20-30 minutes lost work time from being late 3-4 times vs 6.3 DAYS of my life wasted being there 45 min early every day over the year.

    • @SgtLube818
      @SgtLube818 Před 2 měsíci +8

      I'd be the asshole who would show up 45 minutes early and clock in. see how long that lasts before they tell you to stop.

    • @fran3ro
      @fran3ro Před 2 měsíci +8

      I once had a job in wich I was always 30 min early, working. It was a restaurant, they never paid me that extra time nor ever said anything about it. On time the person from the next shift was late and I, being my shift over, was gonna leave. The manager scolded me for leaving without someone in my post, I said it was the time we agreed on the contract. He didn't care, I had to stay 15 min until the other dude arrived. Never again I showed up 30 min earlier, I waited outside until my entry time. Fuck employers (not everyone but still).

  • @bobbyduke777
    @bobbyduke777 Před 2 měsíci

    I had that math teacher!! or her sister. I couldn't tell you the first thing about new math.

  • @bootinnj
    @bootinnj Před 2 měsíci

    bro these stories are straight out of meta content and from like 3 years ago now but it is crazy to think some of us snapped before everone else did from the 'vid lockdown

  • @CrusaderCorps.
    @CrusaderCorps. Před 2 měsíci +8

    Day 24 of asking for susu and Kai collab

    • @Yomotomen
      @Yomotomen Před 2 měsíci +2

      More kai please, she’s funny and unhinged

  • @siddharthanand6882
    @siddharthanand6882 Před 2 měsíci +4

    mah daily dose

  • @forchyforchy5456
    @forchyforchy5456 Před 2 měsíci

    when Jeannie asked "this is really common isn't it?" to breaking up when one partner gets cancer, i can confirm, it happened to me. that was actually more challenging than the cancer.

  • @bond1j89
    @bond1j89 Před 2 měsíci +5

    It wasn't states rights to own slaves, its that the north was levying high taxes and Tariffs on the goods and the slaves. And the south wanted better representation in the government. Tariff of 1828, restrictive tariff that triggered the Nullification Crisis in the United States in the early 19th century. The Tariff of 1828 was intended to protect burgeoning domestic industries by inflating the cost of imported goods by as much as 50 percent, making Americans less likely to buy foreign products and giving an advantage to their domestic counterparts. The Tariff of 1828 was desired by manufacturers in Middle and Northeastern states, as well as by farmers in Western states. But cotton plantation owners in Southern states, who were heavily dependent upon trade with Great Britain, considered it an abomination, and critics branded it the “Tariff of Abominations.” Southern agricultural producers feared that Britain might impose a similarly steep retaliatory tariff on American commodities.

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 Před 2 měsíci +3

      If they weren't fighting for the right to own slaves, then why did they immediately adopt systematic approach to encroach upon the rights of black people as soon as slavery became illegal? And also are you arguing that if they had better representation in the federal government but slavery was abolished the south wouldn't go to war over that? If so, don't bother replying.

    • @trinasabin9952
      @trinasabin9952 Před 2 měsíci +1

      What a load of revisionist bullshit.

    • @Aphotic_One
      @Aphotic_One Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@eleonarcrimson858 For the same reason many do not want illegal immigration stopped, cheap labor

    • @seankrake4776
      @seankrake4776 Před měsícem

      @@Aphotic_One everyone wants illegal immigration stopped. what you are misidentifying is that some people want to solve illegal immigration by solving the issues with legal immigration, removing the reason for 98% of illegal immigration. other people are trying to solve illegal immigration by deporting people like a guy trying to bail water out of his sinking boat.

  • @Salt_Miser
    @Salt_Miser Před 2 měsíci +5

    Did jeanie just troll henry for neglecting his sex doll loljk

  • @benjisdr
    @benjisdr Před 2 měsíci +332

    Would you guys adopt me?

  • @Moofassa74
    @Moofassa74 Před 2 měsíci

    #31 on the receipt was "slippery rock" BAHAHAHAHA

  • @PerGus
    @PerGus Před 2 měsíci

    I think Jeannie has a brilliant reaction to Henry's brilliant reaction to blonde woman's brilliant reaction. *Applauds*

  • @gges1605
    @gges1605 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Platypus does lay eggs apparently and is one of the only venomous mammals

    • @zebedeemadness2672
      @zebedeemadness2672 Před 2 měsíci

      Platypus (one species) and Echidna (four species) are the only extant egg laying mammals. But there are other venomous mammals, other than male Platypus (females not venomous), there's venomous species of true Shews, there's venomous species of true moles, Solenodons (two species) and even venomous primates, the Slow lori (eight species).

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Cool to see Aba and Preach show up on this channel

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Aba and Preach are absolute GOATs

    • @rogerfurlong1535
      @rogerfurlong1535 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@champ1159 It is a SIIIIIIICK-ness! 😆

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@rogerfurlong1535and we do not want it😂😂

    • @bhart3321
      @bhart3321 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The interviews they were reacting to was from Courtney Ryan's channel. No they weren't paid actors just very young girls that have no idea how the world works & Courtney did a piss poor job trying to educate them.
      She ultimately decided to quit doing them cuz every time she did one it got picked up by every single 💊 & social commentary channel online as shining example of women's astronomically high standards that no one can live up to. She felt she was contributing to the problem.

  • @tehSunBro
    @tehSunBro Před 2 měsíci

    I was not ready for some classic Chris-chan in my MXR video

  • @adamlucas4753
    @adamlucas4753 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "The Civil War ended slavery." is the "And then, for not particular reason at all, the German people decided to elect Adolph Hitler." meme/narrative one century further back. The Simpsons even made a joke about this over a decade ago.

  • @KerrMalygos
    @KerrMalygos Před 2 měsíci +6

    eh yo, aba&preach clips on mxr?
    nice.