r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY SON YOUR P*RN!"

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  • čas přidán 27. 02. 2019
  • r/Entitledparents can demand some pretty crazy things... LIKE DEMANDING THAT YOU GIVE ALL OF YOUR P*** TO THEIR 9-YEAR-OLD SON! I mean... what? Lady you are ACTUALLY crazy.
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  • @Phika_
    @Phika_ Před 5 lety +4577

    Calls his game porn, then proceeds to try to give it to her son. What kind of parent is that?

    • @129140163
      @129140163 Před 5 lety +178

      An incomprehensibly, incalculably hypocritical parent.

    • @mranderson9553
      @mranderson9553 Před 5 lety +173

      She may not be as dumb as we think and just was trying to get a loaded pc for free

    • @just_dapper2879
      @just_dapper2879 Před 5 lety +25

      LOL JUST NOTICED THIS XD

    • @DementedLycan
      @DementedLycan Před 5 lety +59

      Phantom Pikachu0 oh boy. OH BOY. I can fucking relate to this. You’d be surprised. I too have an entitled aunt with a semi-entitled child. I was playing San Andreas and I was trying to convince her that it wouldn’t be good for her son as he won’t understand this kinda game (you know why if you’ve played it). She told my mother that it was a pornographic game and I shouldn’t be playing it either. It was taken away from me, and my aunt snuck it away and gave it to her son.

    • @DementedLycan
      @DementedLycan Před 5 lety +6

      Club 97.5 Idaho's #1 Hit Music a six year old cock....

  • @Sky-zr2tg
    @Sky-zr2tg Před 5 lety +2280

    If you slap my mom, I hope you know sign language cause ALL YOU GONNA SEE IS THESE HANDS

    • @omarkarim2280
      @omarkarim2280 Před 5 lety +156

      i’m gonna steal that
      *fOr MYYY kId!*

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana Před 5 lety +53

      I guess kicking out and banning the aunt from the house was enough, but I’m surprised that the guy didn’t consider pressing charges for aggravated assault (Unless you can’t do that at 16?).

    • @origins4454
      @origins4454 Před 5 lety +28

      I would literally beat the crap out of anyone who does that.

    • @tattatatat5160
      @tattatatat5160 Před 5 lety +8

      Lol ima steal that

    • @JustinVanDeKamp
      @JustinVanDeKamp Před 5 lety +22

      @@origins4454 If someone were as stupid to slap my mom like that sadly I woldn't be the first beating the crap out of their face, that would be my mom, and really don't know if still could do it, cause I'm sure she woldn't leave anything behind.

  • @chrispham6599
    @chrispham6599 Před 5 lety +1181

    "We're family"
    After slapping her own sister across the face just because she tried to de-escalate the situation. Family, right!

    • @kighr3
      @kighr3 Před 4 lety +53

      not just that but his mom was fighting cancer too! she slapped a CANCER PATIENT!

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH Před 4 lety +21

      The best comeback is “Then treat me as such.”

    • @Ferdyn94
      @Ferdyn94 Před 4 lety +18

      on that comment i probably would've been like "is this how you treat your familly?" *pointing at mom crying* "then go ahead, show your son he's your familly too, or even better, let me show you, that you're part of mine" *prepares hands to slap her*

    • @lightningbolt171
      @lightningbolt171 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Ferdyn94 everything ok until the last line

    • @dumbartist864
      @dumbartist864 Před 3 lety

      If my sister slapped me I'll kick her arse.

  • @FBI-it1ct
    @FBI-it1ct Před 4 lety +469

    6'1 and muscly? He's almost as tall as a Jojo character and if he says get out, just get out.

    • @Str8edgejon
      @Str8edgejon Před 4 lety +18

      DA WORLDO!!
      ROAD A ROLLA!!!

    • @juanmigueltejada3760
      @juanmigueltejada3760 Před 4 lety +18

      Hmm I see you are a man of Culture aswell

    • @shuunknown
      @shuunknown Před 4 lety +10

      Ah yes... greetings my fellow cult brothers

    • @Str8edgejon
      @Str8edgejon Před 4 lety +6

      @@shuunknown Welcome and as we are greeted in our sect.
      Are You really trying to shoot me? I like You.

    • @memberofthebrotherhood133
      @memberofthebrotherhood133 Před 4 lety +7

      *jotaros theme plays as OP walks toward EA*

  • @sadmonstaa
    @sadmonstaa Před 5 lety +4668

    I forgot that EA is entitled aunt and not Electronic Arts. Heh, wouldn't make much difference...

    • @andrewpennell7920
      @andrewpennell7920 Před 5 lety +175

      Or EA sports
      *To ThE gAmE*

    • @jaylarcombe7530
      @jaylarcombe7530 Před 5 lety +33

      Been looking for this comment lol

    • @holyshaxx265
      @holyshaxx265 Před 5 lety +107

      True, they both want large amounts of money and don't give a shit about you.
      EA SPORTS: INTERRUPTING THE GAME

    • @yikes4946
      @yikes4946 Před 5 lety +15

      @@andrewpennell7920 "to the game" lmao

    • @VelvetKitsune
      @VelvetKitsune Před 5 lety +8

      Oh, really, they aren't the same?

  • @LunringNassar
    @LunringNassar Před 5 lety +2205

    " Calling people Daddy is gross "
    " Stop kink shaming me! "
    " Kink shaming is my kink. "
    *EK SCREAMS*

  • @herocatgirl7112
    @herocatgirl7112 Před 4 lety +322

    EA: *Slaps OP's mom*
    OP: OUT NOW!!!!
    EA: We're familly!
    *Boss theme starts playing as OP starts radiating a dark aura*
    OP: OUT.....NOW!

  • @janani1826
    @janani1826 Před 5 lety +454

    Can we just take a moment for that awesome older brother who was saving for his little sisters college fee?!

    • @sailorathena17
      @sailorathena17 Před 4 lety +6

      Just because he’s an atheist doesn’t mean you can’t disown your own son! They’re not only selfish but religious nutjobs

    • @reve9260
      @reve9260 Před 4 lety +5

      @@sailorathena17 A majority of Filipinos r catholic. Havent told mine that ive stepped away from religion. Idk how they'll react. Big sad

    • @Hailey.28
      @Hailey.28 Před 4 lety +2

      REVE9 total bummer man,I hope you get a good reaction

    • @cursed_boibruh1041
      @cursed_boibruh1041 Před 4 lety +3

      @@reve9260 dude I feel you! My parent (mother only cause father left) are really religious and when I told her I am an atheist she flipped and kicked me out! I've basically left her for 5 years until she started to message me about how she needed money

    • @victorbenoin4732
      @victorbenoin4732 Před 4 lety +7

      My parents are often busy with work so when I was around 5 they hired a Phillipino woman to take care of me and my brothers. She came all the way to France to have enough to pays for her 2 sister's college fees. She's been with us for so long I think of her as my elder sister. Now we pay for her appartement and everything so she can get a decent life for her sister and herself
      11 months after the video but it felt too good to not share it

  • @Established2768
    @Established2768 Před 5 lety +1808

    EA: slaps sister
    OP: I'm bout to end this women's whole carrier

  • @adamvincent746
    @adamvincent746 Před 5 lety +1442

    Steal porn? It's 2019, that's like stealing air.

    • @Aceirukun
      @Aceirukun Před 5 lety +112

      I'll steal your carbon dioxide

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel Před 5 lety +57

      She was just using it as an excuse to get something expensive for free and instead all she did was forever alienate her nephew and dying sister. Fucking bitch.

    • @nikoappsmuggred7220
      @nikoappsmuggred7220 Před 5 lety +40

      @@JaelinBezel i would LOVE to see an entitled person.. i would seriously LOVE to come in contact with one of those things, it would make my day.
      BUT fortunately i don't live in the US (the natural habitat for those creatures) so i will probably never see one.

    • @leonardoalejandro5007
      @leonardoalejandro5007 Před 5 lety

      God danm you Adam bless ur heart

    • @theepicspy570
      @theepicspy570 Před 5 lety +16

      @@nikoappsmuggred7220 The U.S seems like its the common habitat for thos blokes because I believe they tried that crap in other countries, failed, and relocated to the us than began to breed. Unfortunately, Me and a lot of good people live in the U.S with these vile creatures, fortunately, other places seem to lack them. Eh thats just my thesis tho.

  • @milkymuffinz6819
    @milkymuffinz6819 Před 4 lety +140

    EA: An Aunt that asks for money
    EA: A company that is famous for its micro transactions and in-app purchases

    • @billcipher3519
      @billcipher3519 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh god-

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 Před 4 lety +1

      I swear I get it confused and always think it’s talking about EA SPORTS

    • @LoLingVo
      @LoLingVo Před 4 lety +1

      Austin Draws it’s in the game

    • @Losingstreaks
      @Losingstreaks Před 3 lety +1

      Coinedence? I think not!!!!

    • @sangenan1
      @sangenan1 Před 3 lety +1

      What the Frick. I thought of that just before I read this

  • @still444
    @still444 Před 5 lety +117

    Porn? Excuse me did you mean VIDEOS OF PEOPLE HUGGING PASSIONATELY

    • @joxzsh9553
      @joxzsh9553 Před 4 lety

      i think ur a kid

    • @panzerkampfwagenaufiid
      @panzerkampfwagenaufiid Před 4 lety +9

      You are a fool, you mean *UNNECESSARY MATING*

    • @sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867
      @sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867 Před 4 lety +2

      @@panzerkampfwagenaufiid you mean NOT STUDYING THE BLADE???

    • @justarandomdude551
      @justarandomdude551 Před 4 lety +3

      @@sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867 I think you mean investigating the wiener

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před rokem +2

      It's not even that in this context. It's just a game where you have a big drill. I freakin love Bioshock, by the way.

  • @vincentchen4185
    @vincentchen4185 Před 5 lety +2793

    GIMME YOUR GODDAMN XBOX
    *proceeds to grab the samsung smart fridge*

    • @kealintheknight9420
      @kealintheknight9420 Před 5 lety +101

      Not the samsung smart fridge

    • @MrPsychopathYT
      @MrPsychopathYT Před 5 lety +26

      Hah that's a good one

    • @iwantyourchromosomes3567
      @iwantyourchromosomes3567 Před 5 lety +32

      UNDERRATED

    • @geekygoggles628
      @geekygoggles628 Před 5 lety +17

      My head hurts from laughing now. Goddamnit. XD

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 Před 5 lety +28

      Plot twist: it's a Chinese knock off and already doesn't work.
      How to turn an EP into a ProRevenge story: Play it cool and let her walk off with it then call the police to get her snowflake ass arrested for theft. >:D

  • @igorblyat7839
    @igorblyat7839 Před 5 lety +1074

    No character in Ratatouille ever sent the food back for being too cold, yes I legitimately just watched Ratatouille to be sure, and yes it's still a great fucking cartoon

    • @jamallee1510
      @jamallee1510 Před 5 lety +51

      Not all heroes wear capes

    • @fatengierat9290
      @fatengierat9290 Před 5 lety +55

      Maybe he watched Gordon Ramsay

    • @sizlakc6082
      @sizlakc6082 Před 5 lety

      Is this it cheif?

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Před 5 lety +11

      @@fatengierat9290 Then it should have been "When was this made?"

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 Před 5 lety +9

      @lelwut im guessing you're Hungarian 😂

  • @RooLooMoo
    @RooLooMoo Před 4 lety +11

    imagine walking into a room and then hearing
    *"DADDY"*

  • @emilianocastillejos1330
    @emilianocastillejos1330 Před 4 lety +29

    "Give my son your porn"
    *Looks at my 30GB porn folder*
    "That's gonna take a while"

    • @win_ini
      @win_ini Před rokem

      "here take take this like-- now give it back and fuck off!"

  • @MrPsychopathYT
    @MrPsychopathYT Před 5 lety +792

    Blows up a head with a shotgun with blood splattering everywhere = porn? What universe?

  • @Xandrabrella
    @Xandrabrella Před 5 lety +1490

    i find it funny how "EA" wants money

  • @monkeli1497
    @monkeli1497 Před 5 lety +366

    Entitled Aunt: I need a small loan of a million dollars.
    Donald Trump: - in background giving a thumbs-up -

  • @there6557
    @there6557 Před 4 lety +162

    Bleeps out the word “porn” in the title to “p*rn” *proceeds show the word “porn” in the thumbnail”

  • @TheMrskmt
    @TheMrskmt Před 5 lety +499

    If my Aunt slapped my mom WHILE she had cancer, i would have slapped her back, and throw her out the house.
    (AINT NO ONE GONNA SLAP MY MOMMA! I LOVE HER!)

    • @hashiramasenju6072
      @hashiramasenju6072 Před 5 lety +6

      You still have her my mom's dead...

    • @jakeciccarello1696
      @jakeciccarello1696 Před 5 lety +6

      Isaiah Niedo I hope she is looking down on u proud

    • @TheMrskmt
      @TheMrskmt Před 5 lety +2

      @@jakeciccarello1696 use words jake. Your a goldensoul. And *Isaiah Niedo*, im bet that she loves you very much.

    • @kassandramaldonado7895
      @kassandramaldonado7895 Před 5 lety +2

      Kris Taylor I wouldn’t even hesitated TO SLAP THE ABSOLUTE HELL OUT OF THEM cancer or not

    • @erzasteel2541
      @erzasteel2541 Před 5 lety +1

      @@hashiramasenju6072 I am sorry for you. That must be very hard. I think I couldn´t stand this.

  • @mrsucc2138
    @mrsucc2138 Před 5 lety +342

    The kid is 5.
    He is 16.
    Wtf
    How is it the same.

    • @nicholesy4483
      @nicholesy4483 Před 5 lety

      Yeee

    • @duolingoowl127
      @duolingoowl127 Před 5 lety

      Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ryankelly3059
      @ryankelly3059 Před 5 lety

      Cup of Tae with some Suga and a Kookie RREEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY??????????????

    • @CaptFishy
      @CaptFishy Před 5 lety +2

      EM ThEre'S oNlY a 11 YeAr dIFrReNcE

    • @seqefvdw1895
      @seqefvdw1895 Před 5 lety

      And the mom has a brain of a 1yr old

  • @braingobrr__862
    @braingobrr__862 Před 5 lety +58

    EA: *but we're family!*
    Also EA: **slaps sister**

  • @hahapog_7067
    @hahapog_7067 Před 4 lety +55

    The part where the little girl yelled “DADDY” that gets me feeling weird and I’m like “Oh my god what am I watching!” And I just remembered that he said about the girls and all that stuff 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😓

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před 3 lety +4

      I played Bioshock 2. Those Little Sisters are so precious.

  • @higaddrip2583
    @higaddrip2583 Před 5 lety +904

    Me: First
    Entitled parent: Give my son your comment!

    • @katze256
      @katze256 Před 5 lety +5

      i saw your name and am totaly willing to contribute. subbed

    • @NevadaAirGuns
      @NevadaAirGuns Před 5 lety +1

      You got a sub from me my dude

    • @akirakolappalainen3618
      @akirakolappalainen3618 Před 5 lety +2

      Great comment. And anyone who uses THAT photo of Sal as their profile picture gets a sub from me. Good luck in your quest.

    • @hebajeba9677
      @hebajeba9677 Před 5 lety

      I hope your quest is finished.

    • @reemaalmu9172
      @reemaalmu9172 Před 5 lety +1

      @@akirakolappalainen3618 hey kid, want some cringe

  • @rafee9442
    @rafee9442 Před 5 lety +512

    How dare she insult the PC by calling it a console?
    also r/choosingbeggars?

    • @theracoon8807
      @theracoon8807 Před 5 lety +10

      I actually have see someone who used a Xbox controller on a Ps4...*TRIGGERD*

    • @JustinVanDeKamp
      @JustinVanDeKamp Před 5 lety +9

      At least she didn't said "give us your NINTENDOSSSSSSSSSSS"

    • @Standard-Gamer
      @Standard-Gamer Před 5 lety +6

      "I'M TAKING YOUR XBOX!" *proceeds to take an Apple Watch*

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Před 5 lety +2

      yeah, PC doesn't have any great exclusive games.

    • @ethand4784
      @ethand4784 Před 5 lety +3

      @@theracoon8807 I'm sorry WHAT

  • @-.h.-
    @-.h.- Před 4 lety +8

    Me: *Plays Minecraft*
    Also Me: *Kills Pig*
    EA: *WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT?*

  • @wintertimber1749
    @wintertimber1749 Před 4 lety +8

    I think the little sisters call him 'mr. bubbles' because of his diving suit and the fact Rapture is an underwater city

  • @TipsyRiver
    @TipsyRiver Před 5 lety +460

    *Sees video game violence from a game with late 2009 graphics*
    WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT !?

    • @satanicbtch6543
      @satanicbtch6543 Před 5 lety +15

      @@someboi7815 she probably dosent gets the D thats why shes so angry 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

    • @HmongHeroo
      @HmongHeroo Před 5 lety +13

      those polygons are just super sexy aren't they, too bad it wasn't extremely old Tomb Raider, she would have lost her shit on those triangular boobs

    • @denjta
      @denjta Před 5 lety +1

      I like trash

    • @thotslayer7434
      @thotslayer7434 Před 5 lety +2

      I wonder what she saw as a kid if that looks like porn

    • @veronejaquel5106
      @veronejaquel5106 Před 5 lety +1

      @@HmongHeroo 😂😂😂😂

  • @crypto66
    @crypto66 Před 5 lety +456

    "WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!!?!?"
    ...uh, the "not" kind?

    • @isaac3747
      @isaac3747 Před 5 lety +23

      its the "ITS NOT A PORN YOU SICK LADY" kind ^^

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  Před 5 lety +16

      LOL

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne Před 5 lety +6

      That's when you just say "Oh, it's the kind you can buy at Wal*Mart. It's in the same isle as kid's entertainment."

    • @aaronneary1625
      @aaronneary1625 Před 5 lety +1

      @@prince_nocturne is Mr or Mrs wall there if they aren't how is your ceiling standing up

    • @experiencemaster1743
      @experiencemaster1743 Před 5 lety +3

      That porn is sick
      Give it to my son

  • @king.2597
    @king.2597 Před 5 lety +70

    Hell yeah, i love bioshock.
    (PS HOW DO I DEFEAT THE FIRST BOSS IN BIOSHOCK 2 , THE BIG SISTER OR WHATEVER MY AMMO KEEPS RUNNING OUT).

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 Před 5 lety +1

      I led her to other enemy's like big daddy's and stuff

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 Před 5 lety +2

      And once you defeat her other big sisters will come throughout the story and near the end you fight 2 at once

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 Před 5 lety +2

      I know this because I've beat all the Bioshock games😏

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 Před 4 lety +1

      You don't kill it, it's a time trial to survive, after awhile Big Sister fucks off

    • @carland2018
      @carland2018 Před 4 lety +2

      @@logicalwren2326 well it all depends on which one

  • @rohanalexander4019
    @rohanalexander4019 Před 4 lety +17

    Ugh my EM is like that too whenever she sees me having new stuff. I do art for extra allowance so I could buy stuff that I need or want and whenever my EM sees this she would always ask where did I get the money to buy almost hinting that I stole some from her.

  • @Duck-ww4li
    @Duck-ww4li Před 5 lety +636

    i am happy for the mom that survived cancer

  • @timmyman1997
    @timmyman1997 Před 5 lety +257

    "We need the money!"
    "Well i needed parents who would love and support me so...🤷‍♀️"

    • @exzelcic
      @exzelcic Před 5 lety

      Welcome to philippines mate

    • @reinerbraun9103
      @reinerbraun9103 Před 5 lety

      Martin Tolentino I may be catholic and all that but WAIT?! THEY CRUCIFY YOU FOR NOT BEING CATHOLIC?!

    • @wizardtnt696
      @wizardtnt696 Před 5 lety

      Thanos I dunno what they would say if their son will change his religion to Islam or something else

    • @bigtoebob3153
      @bigtoebob3153 Před 5 lety

      I like how they ask for money and they say he’s ungrateful to them as his parents even though they disowned him

  • @shitentertainments
    @shitentertainments Před 4 lety +25

    EA: “ a small loan”
    Trump: “ of a million dollars”

  • @Marduk-np5gq
    @Marduk-np5gq Před 4 lety +15

    Lmfao I'm using a bluetooth headphones and when he did the ringing I was gonna get my phone lmao

  • @taylornguyen8747
    @taylornguyen8747 Před 5 lety +445

    EA: **proceeds to slap mom**
    The boy: GTFO.
    EA: bUt We'Re FaMiLy
    Me: ok? you literally slapped your sister across the face-

    • @obliteratordeathcon4456
      @obliteratordeathcon4456 Před 5 lety +3

      what i thought

    • @Lorddonut-pu8ig
      @Lorddonut-pu8ig Před 5 lety +3

      Ur profile pic is amazing 👌

    • @sajeevnair2973
      @sajeevnair2973 Před 5 lety +2

      EA: *BUT WE’RE FAMILY*

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 Před 5 lety +1

      Ea going to die level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @phoenix_ash4482
      @phoenix_ash4482 Před 5 lety +2

      Me (the 1st I watched this): WOOOOAH
      Me (this time):so it’s ok for you to BACKHAND your sister WELL IMA GIVE YOU SOMETHING
      (if we are being honest I thought OP was gonna slap her back (the 1st time I watched this)but is the best REVAGE IVE EVER HEARD)

  • @bootstrap925
    @bootstrap925 Před 5 lety +592

    entitled parents in a nutshell
    person: *has thing*
    EP: can my kid use that
    person: no... its my thing
    EP: you dont have to be rude! my son has straight A's!
    person: no.
    EP: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @crakie2949
    @crakie2949 Před 5 lety +18

    EK walks in the room without knocking
    OP: WAIT THAT’S ILLEGAL

  • @xcrossishere
    @xcrossishere Před 5 lety +15

    6:26
    EK:(his face is grinning and puts up his thumb)
    EA: ArE yOU SerioUs

  • @noobsensei5870
    @noobsensei5870 Před 5 lety +122

    The first one made my blood boil.I am not a patient guy so if they touch my mom they will probaly be at the hospital.

    • @Stardragon-jz1gf
      @Stardragon-jz1gf Před 5 lety +7

      And 10 feet under

    • @sariatora8287
      @sariatora8287 Před 5 lety +3

      minEcrAft hAckEr and arms broken

    • @Trash.Pandah
      @Trash.Pandah Před 5 lety +2

      If someone so much as looked at my mom the wrong way there would be no evidence that they ever existed at all

    • @Alex-jn1ez
      @Alex-jn1ez Před 4 lety +1

      If someone touched my mom they would,DNT be there they would be in hell

    • @sweet-sweetpineapple2817
      @sweet-sweetpineapple2817 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too!

  • @sebastianpowers5353
    @sebastianpowers5353 Před 5 lety +127

    If that kid said it's cold to me I would pour all the hot chocolate is his face and say "HOWS THAT FOR COLD?!?"

  • @Momo-su6xz
    @Momo-su6xz Před 5 lety +6

    It's so funny watch this again and notice how fast rSlash is talking, and now he reads the stories very calmly taking his time because he knows this is some good shit

  • @joshythewashy2899
    @joshythewashy2899 Před 4 lety +4

    CZcams video of the Year award for best actor in a drama series.

  • @suudii9882
    @suudii9882 Před 5 lety +133

    Entitled mom - **sees anything with lights cords and is a rectangular cube**
    Entitled mom - GIVE ME THAT XBOX

    • @Gamrrtron
      @Gamrrtron Před 5 lety +1

      Im dying at how funny and true this is XD

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 5 lety +1176

    You see, that's why I stick to hentai.

    • @mooshrewm4534
      @mooshrewm4534 Před 5 lety +34

      Go stick to those anime videos, you’re more popular there :P

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 Před 5 lety +34

      Indeed. It's easier to explain.

    • @sillyminicat
      @sillyminicat Před 5 lety +7

      God dammit

    • @trying1407
      @trying1407 Před 5 lety +9

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache omg stopppp being everywhere damn

    • @abowlofsalad8812
      @abowlofsalad8812 Před 5 lety +17

      I see, a man of culture.

  • @matthewg8358
    @matthewg8358 Před 5 lety +24

    EA: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY NOW
    Get it? The company?

  • @PortalBreaker
    @PortalBreaker Před 5 lety +15

    EA asked for a small loan
    Yep, sounds like something EA would do

  • @supernova901
    @supernova901 Před 5 lety +202

    Not gonna lie, these videos are pure rage fuel.

    • @aloidia2122
      @aloidia2122 Před 5 lety +9

      QuantumXero *stops video to rant for a bit
      *plays video to find next rant

    • @gabrielheflin6964
      @gabrielheflin6964 Před 5 lety +5

      (commits murder)

    • @practic4l349
      @practic4l349 Před 5 lety +4

      These are what I watch before opening rock music and starting to rip and tear some heads

  • @unavailable4810
    @unavailable4810 Před 5 lety +212

    EP : GIVE ME UR XBOX
    Picks up the car

    • @nicholesy4483
      @nicholesy4483 Před 5 lety

      Um its a PC hahaha

    • @wolfnelina8193
      @wolfnelina8193 Před 5 lety +2

      Nichole Sy he FRICKING KNOWS THAT ITS A JOKE!! QUIT SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF EVERY ACTUAL COMMENT!!!

    • @playerunknown2849
      @playerunknown2849 Před 5 lety +2

      Wolf n Elina Calm down, go get therapy cause holy damn it looks like your gonna jump out of the screen and scream.

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 Před 5 lety

      Strength level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @playerunknown2849
      @playerunknown2849 Před 5 lety

      Faze Plays ITS OVER 9000!

  • @DreadlyKnight
    @DreadlyKnight Před 4 lety +8

    Op: you Philipino’s already know this 26,000 is a LARGE amount of money
    Me an American after looking up that it’s only $500 usd: you lucky people with your cheaper healthcare

  • @sbutler3905
    @sbutler3905 Před 4 lety +7

    EM:we are family!
    OP:my mom should be saying that to YOU

  • @Hylminth
    @Hylminth Před 5 lety +451

    Pffft. Bioshock a horror game?
    *yeah i cried playing subnautica*

    • @anuclearpan4554
      @anuclearpan4554 Před 5 lety +45

      literally refunded that game because i saw a reaper in the distance

    • @razor6827
      @razor6827 Před 5 lety +17

      Radioactive the paper shredder a reaper came out of the ground and gave me a heart attack. I’m pretty sure the reaper was a gmod admin and thought i failed rp

    • @slanemleko3324
      @slanemleko3324 Před 5 lety +13

      I lost my shit when I heard the Reefback wailing sound.
      Subnautica is honestly the scariest game I played next to Amnesia.

    • @arandomguy8979
      @arandomguy8979 Před 5 lety +2

      the big sisters can scare a bit tho

    • @youwillneverknowmyname4180
      @youwillneverknowmyname4180 Před 5 lety +2

      Subnautica to me only the dark and the exploding fish out of nowhere scares the shit out of me but the whale noises not so much but for some reason my whole was shivering but probably just my air conditioner set to 22°celsius

  • @buckle8447
    @buckle8447 Před 5 lety +341

    There is nothing worse than the EA. It makes you pay dlc for anything

  • @BloodThirstyAvengers
    @BloodThirstyAvengers Před 4 lety +3

    EA: I'll take you're xbox!
    Me: Sure. I'll take your spine.
    EA: But I need that!
    Me: Alright. I'll take your lungs instead.
    EA: I need those too!
    Me: Fine, geez! I'll just rip your heart out.
    EA: But I don't have one!
    Me: ...somehow, I'm not surprised.

  • @IslandGTR
    @IslandGTR Před 4 lety +45

    Lol dengue is pronounced “den-geh/gay” not denjoo

    • @joxzsh9553
      @joxzsh9553 Před 4 lety

      Fun facts, eh

    • @LoLingVo
      @LoLingVo Před 4 lety

      Accept him for who he is (definitely not an American)

    • @AkshanshShrivastava
      @AkshanshShrivastava Před 4 lety

      R/Slash: suffering from denjuuuuuu

    • @adamherziapadre6844
      @adamherziapadre6844 Před 4 lety +1

      It's pronounced how it would spell where I'm from. As in "deng - gue (gu eh)"

    • @jennie5655
      @jennie5655 Před 3 lety

      my entire country (Singapore) pronounce it as 'deng-gee' and the cases here are crazy

  • @dhruv9557
    @dhruv9557 Před 5 lety +530

    When he narrated that she slapped his (sick?) mom, I was clenching my fist. I would have lost more than just cool.

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive Před 5 lety +38

      If ANYBODY hurt my mother, my father, or my brother, I wouldn't just yell. I'd kick, I'd claw, and I'd certainly as hell would bite.

    • @Saga_Anserum
      @Saga_Anserum Před 5 lety +13

      Due to OCD, I have a LOT of pent-up fury. So I'd probably smash a chair over that lady's head, then slash at her face with the closest thing I grab, or even just my hands.

    • @GilfordEurig
      @GilfordEurig Před 5 lety +25

      For real man. Aint no one gonna slap my momma without a *proper* lesson afterwards

    • @OperatorMat
      @OperatorMat Před 5 lety +7

      Gimmie that plasmid daddy!

    • @jeaneljaylamputi2215
      @jeaneljaylamputi2215 Před 5 lety +9

      If that happens to my mom, I'd usually keep my silence and grab the nearest sharp object to stab them. I have emotion repressive issues and mom pampered me a lot during my vents, I don't think I can be myself if someone slaps someone who looked after me at my worst.

  • @diversekino
    @diversekino Před 5 lety +186

    I can’t wait for the next episode “GIVE MY SON YOUR TICKET TO HEAVEN!!!”

  • @itswhateveritis3749
    @itswhateveritis3749 Před 4 lety +9

    Whenever I remember about bioshock 2 is just my first experience playing the game and Choosing to harvest the little girl it still freaks me out a little

  • @FolkloreOhagan
    @FolkloreOhagan Před 4 lety +5

    *Shows EA that's it's a game and not porn*
    EA: W H A T K I N D O F P O R N I S T H A T

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před 2 lety

      Hehe, are you talking about the Entitled Aunt, or the company EA? Sometimes I can't tell the difference.

    • @FolkloreOhagan
      @FolkloreOhagan Před 2 lety

      @@WillieManga Entitled Aunt!

  • @deadlyfedora3670
    @deadlyfedora3670 Před 5 lety +477

    Is it weird that his voice matches every single character he narrates lol
    Oh and it not dang-jew it's dan-ge

    • @Waveteaser
      @Waveteaser Před 5 lety +1

      Ehem

    • @DngruPopl
      @DngruPopl Před 5 lety +6

      Deadly Fedora *den-ge

    • @Waveteaser
      @Waveteaser Před 5 lety

      @@DngruPopl what do you have against germans

    • @DngruPopl
      @DngruPopl Před 5 lety +3

      nothing in particular.Why? Is the guy I replied to a German?

    • @sayaksen8296
      @sayaksen8296 Před 4 lety +1

      *den -gu

  • @mrfilmers8046
    @mrfilmers8046 Před 5 lety +112

    Ep:slaps my mom. I HATE YOU!!!!! I DIVORCED YOUR BROTHER ANYWAY!!!
    Me:GET OUT NOW!!!!
    Ep:WeRe FaMiLy!!!😭😭😭😭😭

    • @DrDunsparce
      @DrDunsparce Před 5 lety +4

      Why are people like that 🤦‍♂️

    • @c3m391
      @c3m391 Před 5 lety +7

      I would slap the EP so hard that she would be in a coma for 50 years

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 Před 5 lety +2

      And if we're family, you slap your sister? Yeah, think not

    • @geo101spartan
      @geo101spartan Před 5 lety +1

      That reminded me of breaking bad lmao

  • @dawgznationnicca2674
    @dawgznationnicca2674 Před 5 lety +7

    EA: GIMME UR FANCY HAIRCURLER!!
    Me: That’s a flesh light

  • @xxjudixxyeet400
    @xxjudixxyeet400 Před 4 lety +18

    If you hit ANYONE from my family, just know all ur going to see is my hands coming to ur face :)

    • @xxjudixxyeet400
      @xxjudixxyeet400 Před 4 lety +1

      @@altaccount2807 I'd get a door and smash it on their dumb head :) (I'm not that rude jk😂)

    • @wesleysmith3403
      @wesleysmith3403 Před 3 lety

      @The Dark Eagle even better idea, 3 words...
      Brick. Gas. Match.

  • @iicandy_pop4338
    @iicandy_pop4338 Před 5 lety +41

    K: *Kills a chicken in Minecraft*
    EA: WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!?

    • @mrb00ce2
      @mrb00ce2 Před 5 lety +2

      Imagine if she sees a lama spits in minecraft

    • @iicandy_pop4338
      @iicandy_pop4338 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mrb00ce2 lmao, that would be GOLD

    • @mrb00ce2
      @mrb00ce2 Před 5 lety +1

      @@iicandy_pop4338 lol

    • @iicandy_pop4338
      @iicandy_pop4338 Před 5 lety +2

      •Sees a Llama spit• *I KNEW YOU WERE WATCHING PORN!!!*

    • @mrb00ce2
      @mrb00ce2 Před 5 lety +1

      @@iicandy_pop4338 give that sick porn to my son

  • @canihavealifeplz60
    @canihavealifeplz60 Před 5 lety +53

    If you hear a little kid running up your stairs when you are up there you should pause your game minimize the tab and switch to solitaire they will leave you alone
    Edit: I did this as a tip not as criticism so I hope it helps you guys out

    • @obscurerefference7954
      @obscurerefference7954 Před 5 lety +5

      Can I have A life plz I do this all the time whenever the hellions are over so much easier then trying to explain to them they won’t be using my $1000 pc well they have a cup of juice

    • @sokyu7723
      @sokyu7723 Před 4 lety +6

      Swap to chess.com and that has the same effect. Trust me.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Před rokem

      In other words, basically make yourself look boring. Heh, heck yeah.

  • @regrdls3453
    @regrdls3453 Před 4 lety +5

    After seeing the word dengue I know he was Filipino

  • @Waveteaser
    @Waveteaser Před 5 lety +8

    You all know sign language.
    EA: yes, gangsigns
    I: what? (I don't know hö the conversation ends😅)

  • @mrfilmers8046
    @mrfilmers8046 Před 5 lety +208

    K: dies in gta
    Em: WHAT KIND OF SICK PORN IS THAT!! ITS TRAUMATIZING EK NOW GIVE IT TO HIM SO HE CAN HAVE IT

    • @nicholesy4483
      @nicholesy4483 Před 5 lety +2

      Well gta had porn too

    • @wolfnelina8193
      @wolfnelina8193 Před 5 lety +7

      Nichole Sy you are literally sucking the life out of every comment

    • @michaelgum97
      @michaelgum97 Před 5 lety +2

      @@nicholesy4483 Only one title where it was hidden away.

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 Před 5 lety +1

      Smarts level 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    • @dddddd9225
      @dddddd9225 Před 5 lety +1

      @@wolfnelina8193 y u in the comment i saw

  • @HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme

    Of course the first one asked for the money it’s the EA

  • @TraceyJeanne
    @TraceyJeanne Před 4 lety +4

    8:55 I love how ferociously you said “now” 😂

  • @raymolegacyhunting9954
    @raymolegacyhunting9954 Před 4 lety +9

    Lots of Christian parents: if you don’t believe what we do you’re kicked out!!
    All atheist parents: believe what you want, I don’t care about your religious beliefs. We love you anyway.

  • @duckityyanimated7574
    @duckityyanimated7574 Před 5 lety +238

    "GIVE MY KID YOUR UNCLEARED SEARCH HISTORY!"

  • @funtimestudios803
    @funtimestudios803 Před 5 lety +190

    "I play a gane called bioshock 2"
    Me: *FANGIRL MODE FULL BLAST*

    • @playzify6357
      @playzify6357 Před 5 lety +6

      Fan girl level 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

    • @dddddd9225
      @dddddd9225 Před 5 lety +1

      @@playzify6357 wtf

    • @gabrielmarques8943
      @gabrielmarques8943 Před 5 lety +7

      “I play a *GANE* ”
      Nerds: *FULL AUTO CORRECC MODE ULTIMATE*

    • @funtimestudios803
      @funtimestudios803 Před 5 lety

      @@gabrielmarques8943 me and my big fingers 😅

    • @austingonza6828
      @austingonza6828 Před 5 lety +2

      @@playzify6357 just add 1

  • @BlueAustinMaxi
    @BlueAustinMaxi Před 5 lety +3

    The second one could of turned out much better because how would the EA know about that daddy kink thing

  • @hockeyhoodie8820
    @hockeyhoodie8820 Před 5 lety +3

    I was listening on my Bluetooth headphones, and when the calling sound effects started playing, I just full speed ran to check If I accidentally hit the wrong button and I'm calling someone... When I took my phone I heard rslash saying:911 what's your emergency? XD

  • @NightcoreDemon
    @NightcoreDemon Před 5 lety +186

    Channel isn't monetized, still doesn't swear. CZcams give this guy his ads!

    • @legion4698
      @legion4698 Před 5 lety +6

      Nightcore Demon he has ads but I don’t think they are his

    • @Leksaboi
      @Leksaboi Před 5 lety +2

      He has ads?

    • @rudra62
      @rudra62 Před 5 lety +5

      I got some ads.

    • @mich5595
      @mich5595 Před 5 lety +5

      Friendly neighbourhood Dogger No, he has AIDS

    • @morganismism
      @morganismism Před 5 lety

      Ghostly_Gaming LMFAO

  • @PGZSpablogonzalez
    @PGZSpablogonzalez Před 5 lety +156

    Em:sees violence
    Em:Gimme the dirty stuff for the stain

    • @Tatertottt
      @Tatertottt Před 4 lety +4

      Wtf I was scrolling through the comments and there's a guy with a Squidward profile pic right above this.

  • @dangerranger5964
    @dangerranger5964 Před 4 lety +3

    12:44 when you did the phone ringing part it scared the crap out of me for some reason

  • @P.W.N.ed_9000
    @P.W.N.ed_9000 Před rokem +2

    Had I been in the situation with the aunt the only time she would have opened her mouth would be to show the dentist what he would be working on for the next six months.

  • @RagnarEgg
    @RagnarEgg Před 5 lety +98

    If someone did this to my mum then a choke slam would be in order, idc who it is.

    • @hashiramasenju6072
      @hashiramasenju6072 Před 5 lety

      Even the mafia boss? And a cop?

    • @RagnarEgg
      @RagnarEgg Před 5 lety +1

      Isaiah Niedo Especially a mafia boss or cop

    • @gearheadmayhem
      @gearheadmayhem Před 5 lety +1

      Same here! Police? Don't give 2 shits. President? Don't give 2 shits. Only my mom can smack herself.

  • @matto3065
    @matto3065 Před 5 lety +473

    rSlash. Did u notice that entiteled aunt said EA and EA wanted money from that person.
    EA: *Wants Money*

  • @kylo3169
    @kylo3169 Před 3 lety +1

    Okay that phone call was hilarious. 10/10

  • @IHateCopperGolems
    @IHateCopperGolems Před 3 lety +3

    "Get out now, or i'm calling the police"
    He used the karen to destroy the karen

  • @chibiprussia5574
    @chibiprussia5574 Před 5 lety +351

    If someone slaps my mom, I'm hitting you back.. And I don't care if you get me arrested.

    • @wisteriapoison3624
      @wisteriapoison3624 Před 5 lety +13

      I know this is irrelevant but
      *HATAFUTTE HATAFUTTE HATAFUTTE PARADO-*

    • @TotallyTally
      @TotallyTally Před 5 lety +1

      @Danny Dircio Knock knock? Who's there? It's the POPO AND U MUST LEAVE NOW!

    • @TotallyTally
      @TotallyTally Před 5 lety +1

      @Danny Dircio You are a joke yourself.

    • @deez3551
      @deez3551 Před 5 lety +11

      @Danny Dircio you dont expect people to be offended after you tell them to kill themselves?

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 Před 5 lety +2

      @@deez3551 ignore him.

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero Před 5 lety +434

    What does both EA'S want from you?
    *your money....... All of it*

  • @macanderson4322
    @macanderson4322 Před 4 lety +3

    If I see anyone hit my mom, you not getting out alive, props to the man for keeping his cool

  • @beesh9810
    @beesh9810 Před 4 lety +2

    Funny how people don't seem to know what locking the door is-

  • @bogustoast22none25
    @bogustoast22none25 Před 5 lety +78

    Props to that kid who defended his mother however he could.

  • @kiannalim308
    @kiannalim308 Před 5 lety +18

    When the entitled aunt said, “We’re family!” I woulda said, “Not anymore!”

  • @killermen-cd3li
    @killermen-cd3li Před 5 lety +1

    i know this is late but when the guy just takes a drink before talking 12:04 , i cant stop thinking of when alexei takes a sip of his slushy after being accused of being the most dangerous man on earth in stranger things s3

  • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
    @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 Před 4 lety +1

    I would've just said to the religious parents in that last story "pray to your god for money" or "when you disowned me, you also disowned my money"

  • @nyx3223
    @nyx3223 Před 5 lety +83

    EA>But we're family!
    Also EA>Slaps own sister

    • @grovstar2000
      @grovstar2000 Před 4 lety +3

      Entitled People logic 100

    • @joxzsh9553
      @joxzsh9553 Před 4 lety +2

      EA is always bad. From aunties to game developers

    • @austindraws4876
      @austindraws4876 Před 4 lety

      EA: but we’re family
      Me:(remembered all the micro-transactions it wanted me to buy) oh really?

    • @thathumangiraffe6548
      @thathumangiraffe6548 Před 4 lety

      i swear thats what they all say, at some point there going to say we're family and then proceed to kill that family member

  • @ayzen5845
    @ayzen5845 Před 5 lety +208

    1:39
    You sure the EA's kid didn't watch *Gordon Ramsay* ?

    • @JustinVanDeKamp
      @JustinVanDeKamp Před 5 lety +9

      I'm pretty sure she let's her "lil' poo" watch him, even when the majority of his shows come with a "mature content warning"... where's CPS when you need 'em

    • @normalguycraig
      @normalguycraig Před 5 lety +13

      ITS *_RAW_*

    • @nunkatsu
      @nunkatsu Před 5 lety +4

      "gordan"

    • @WaZeRetr0
      @WaZeRetr0 Před 5 lety +2

      Curios Bunni *FOCKIN' RAW*

    • @fujoshichara5663
      @fujoshichara5663 Před 5 lety +4

      *L A M B*
      *S A U C E*

  • @sharkysharky3358
    @sharkysharky3358 Před 4 lety +1

    I like your voice impressions and your sarcasm. Great job!

  • @SomeYTuser
    @SomeYTuser Před 3 lety +1

    i’m happy my aunt is chill. she is so funny!!

  • @nessun_dorma
    @nessun_dorma Před 5 lety +463

    my reaction to the title:
    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F-

    • @user-lw4vi4oy2d
      @user-lw4vi4oy2d Před 5 lety +3

      Same XD

    • @kicrokocak
      @kicrokocak Před 5 lety +8

      Me : What the fluck....well time to delete my search history

    • @JulianFikry
      @JulianFikry Před 5 lety +2

      and i was like "wtf nigga"

    • @Debre.
      @Debre. Před 5 lety +2

      I was waiting for one of the EM's to literally demand porn for their kids. xD

    • @apollo378
      @apollo378 Před 5 lety +1

      Same
      Me: HOLY FU* ON A FU* SANDWHICH EXPECT HOLD.THE SIDE OF FU*

  • @NihilsWife
    @NihilsWife Před 5 lety +179

    EP: GIVE ME YOU'RE XBOX
    ME: ok *gives a lamp*

    • @wolfnelina8193
      @wolfnelina8193 Před 5 lety +3

      MY FNAF BUDDY!!!! (Even though y’all are a murderer) I DONT CARE!!!

    • @NihilsWife
      @NihilsWife Před 5 lety +2

      @@wolfnelina8193 lol

    • @xxxsad5961
      @xxxsad5961 Před 5 lety +1

      😂 😆 😝LOL 😂 😆 😝 LOL

    • @NihilsWife
      @NihilsWife Před 5 lety

      @@xxxsad5961 uwu czcams.com/video/9IHS7HhQp5Y/video.html

    • @aetherinfuse
      @aetherinfuse Před 5 lety

      Next time don't kill me outside of fredbears family Dinner or I will provocate a Springlock failure. XD

  • @LunaCecropia
    @LunaCecropia Před 2 lety

    youtube just recommended me this, i just realized how much rSlash has improved