r/Askreddit - Adults Reveal the WORST Thing They Did as Kids - Funny Reddit Posts
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- r/Askreddit has users answering the world's most burning questions. In today's Askreddit post, we ansewr "What was your 'Oh S*** my life is over my parents are going to kill me' moment you had as a child/teen?" So, we've got tons of hilarious screw ups and fails from kids who made the worst decision of their lives. It's almost like you can FEEL the parents' anger radiating through your screen. What's the worst thing YOU did as a child/teen? Let me know in the comments!
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What's the worst thing YOU did as a kid/teen?
When I was super little, I was playing with matches inside the house. Well, my kid brain didn't realize that an extinguished match can still catch things on fire... so I threw the extinguished match in the trashcan.
A few minutes later, THE WHOLE TRASH CAN WAS ON FIRE AHHHHH MOMMYYYYY AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
My mom came in and threw the trash can in the tub and extinguished it.
When she was done with me... let's just say I never played with matches again.
Worst thing i did was kick my dad in the face
I shot my dad with a bb gun
I made a stupid match rocket and burned my sisters hair
my memory is the equivalent to a goldfish so i can't remember mine c:
I put superglue on my teachers chair and when she stood up half of her pants stayed with the chair. It would have been great if she wasn't 68 years old. I mentally scared half of my class, myself included
âYour grandma snitched on you?â
âShe sang like a canary.â
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snitches get stitches
Armed police:
"Do you have any idea how stupidly dangerous that was? How much police time you've wasted?"
Kid:
"Yeah. I'm sorry for making you come all the way here, twice."
Armed Police:
"Twice?"
Kid:
"Once for the shoe polish, once for when you have to come back and arrest my mum for murdering me after you leave."
Mom: What were you thinking?
Me: *thinks oh crap. she knows what i did*
Mom: Itâs 7 and you didnât do your homework
Me: *thinks OH THANK GOD*
And if you are stupid enough to even let go the SLIGHTEST sigh of relief, she will ask
"What, were you thinking of something else?" and that's when you are fucked, because she will be on you from that point on.
I have waaaay too many stories, but I have one with a twist. I was in grade one, learning how to write our names, words, etc. Another kid in my class dared me to write "Mrs. Jessamin is a " on my desk. I had no idea what a was. He tells me that I'd be writing that she's a mean person. Well, she was a mean person so it wouldn't be a lie. All I had was a felt pen (green) and I wrote it on the corner of the desktop and then hid it under my pen case. The day progresses and we're all sitting on the floor for show and tell/story time. My classmate puts up his hand and proceeds to tell the teacher about the words written on my desk. He set me up to get me in trouble, that turd.
Mrs. Jessamin was LIVID! She put me on detention and then called my mother and demanded she come pick me up after school so they could 'talk'.
Of course I'm terrified. I'm waiting for my impending death, head on my desk, tears streaming out of my eyes. My mom gets there after the classes were let out, sees me and gives me this 'What the Frick did you do now?' look. I'm ready to die.
Mrs. Jessamin went on a tirade about how I wrote this message on my desk, showing my mother the green words that I'll never forget. If she had stopped here I'm certain I would have been dead... But she screwed up.
Her tirade continued...but directed at my parents. She went on to say that it's obvious that I only wrote those words to my poor upbringing. How terrible parents meant terrible children. She ranted and missed my mother's expression changing from a death glare at me to a eyes narrowed, lips pressed together, barely contained contempt glare at Mrs. Jessamin.
Eventually Mrs. Jessamin is done tearing down my parents. My mom helped me clean the words off the desk and told Mrs. Jessamin that she would handle it.
My mom stayed silent for a good 20 minutes. She drove us to a nearby grocery store and picked up a few items. I'm anticipating an eruption once we get home. I'm standing back and to the right of my mom in the check out line. I see my mom look down at me and she says "You know what? Mrs. Jessamin really is a ". I was dumbfounded. She then says "If you are going to do stuff like that, could you at least hide it better next time?". I ended up telling her about the classmate daring me to do it and how they told me it just meant that she was mean and how he ratted me out. She laughed her butt off and asked me if I learned anything. Yeah, don't trust that boy and my teacher really is a .
So yeah, I learned early on that my mom had a great sense of humour. And Mrs. Jessamin, you really were a .
This should be on reddit
Mom of the year.
10/10.
Give me your mom. (I need a parent that would do that.)
Also, if you see Mrs. Jessamin, tell her I have a fist that has been waiting for her face since I started reading this.
(Also tell her she's a complete demon. and curse a few times too.)
No funny quips between each story? rSlash are you feeling OK?
Right? I missed that fun stuff đ
I guess it would be too much work to do it after every story if you have that so much stories ;)
He's tryna get that monetization
I wouldn't have minded, if there had been more than a split second before finishing one story and moving on to the next. I need time to digest what I just heard
*-CZcams has entered the chat*
*Demonetization has been added to the chat by CZcams*
*-CZcams has left the chat*
This hurts
So deep, so sad
ew a fad, but fitting
nice
Triangle_Pants ?
Doesn't stop CZcams from running 2 septate ads though #youtubeisthecoosingbeggar
That virus got me too, honestly more terrified of my mom than the FBI.
My solution was to open the computer, unplug a vital cable, and put it back together.
"Gosh mom, I don't know why it's not working."
I tried that at one point too. Unfortunately my father knew a guy that worked on computers, so he took it to him. And thats when he realized where I hid every damn thing I didn't want them to find! Figured the empty drive bays were a perfect place.
The anticipation was the worst part.
@Unknown User When you're a teen that doesn't know anything about them yet, and your father has the attitude of "its my computer", yeah not much you can do there.
My mom is and was a teacher. She knows all the tricks in the book and then some, plus we lived in a small island in the Caribbean. If I did something wrong, I didn't even have time to contemplate if she was going to kill me or not, I was already being punished.
Why does this make me think of Kenshiro and instead of "You're already dead" it's "You're already punished"?
Not child hood, but actually last year. (I'm 21 now)
I was watching American Horror Story and I was home with my little bro who was upstairs playing Fortnite. My dad has cameras in the house and checks them often when he and my mom are out late or out of state. When he checked the camera, he couldnt see me cause I was just out of range of it on the couch, but he could hear screaming and crying. (It was a scene where the girl found a dead body and a guy was comforting her.) He heard the Male voice and assumed the worst, and tried to call me. Of course, my phone had impeccable timing and was updating, so it couldnt receive calls.
My dad was deadass about to call the police before my mom called my little bro. He came downstairs and tossed the phone at me, only for me to hear my dad's panicked voice asking if I was okay. Confused, I said I was fine. He asked what all the screaming was and I explained it to him lol
Needless to say, when he got home, he gave me the tightest hug and then refused to watch any American horror story with me đđ
Space Duck that was great!
aw thats really cute
@@blucat5223 yeah, I've never seen my dad so distressed so I try to be more careful watching horror stuff while the parents are away haha
He has cameras set up in your house?! No, that's a yikes from me
@@TomTom-wn3xn I still live with my parents. The cameras are set up to face the doors in case of intruder
Here before it gets taken down đ
Where my OGâs at?
Right here bro
Here
Heeeey! Lol đ
Yo whats up
Me
The worse thing I did....
Was laughing at a funeral
What made you crack up?
@Devxn - oh... I would have laughed too.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Sorry I really like cats
Meow meow meow meow
Not me but my brother:
He was 15, and therefore didnât even have a permit yet and shouldnât be driving even under supervision. Well, he was home alone one day and decided to take his car for around the neighborhood. Yes, he already had his own car- it was bought pretty old and was a bit of a fixer upper. Well, when he reached down to turn on the radio, he took his eyes of the road for a split second and crashed into our neighborâs car. Both cars were totaled. I later found out he even had a girl in the car with him, who lived down the street. Luckily, our familyâs insurance covered it and it all turned out okay. Our neighbor was pretty understanding as my brother explained the situation, and didnât call the police. He got his license a year later.
The recommendations under this video are so weird itâs all just kindergarten stuff CZcams is so broke
Kronos2319 *The recommendations are from what youâve been watching*
The videos where suggested by CZcams due to probably related tags on this video and are showing similar underneath it if it was based off what I watch it would probably be mostly undertale
Omfg I just seen that wow that weird as fuck man.... I have all my watch history and recommendations off and my kids never use my CZcams account they only use Amazon... CZcams is twisted man
Kronos2319 yup, same with me. i was so confused lol
Same. I generally watch MMA and stand-up comedy on YT so it's definitely because of the tags on this video lol
Around middle school when I got my first phone, my parents caught me reading on it late at night. Lied my ass off that a friend had texted me and I was silencing it but they knew better. They took the phone away but the sense of guilt was so overwhelming that I vomited the next morning and had to stay home from school.
The moment i realised im screwed was when i got 95% on my maths test
Parents always says 100% or else
@4w350m3 Guy i remember one time in grade five i got 100% on my maths test and my mom got pissed because i didn't get more
Parents who beat their kids for getting under 100% are named KaReN
When mom says to ask ur dad so u go do it but you can't because he Left
That means it's all Right to do it
Go back to Mr beast
Fake clorox bleach... U just an attention seeker
Infamous Auzie go back to fortnite kid
So tempted to say an abandonment joke. Can't come up with anything.
Worst thing I did was
Not bringing the plates back to the kitchen from my room
Edit I was grounded for 20 years for that
Do u play roblox
StarMarinrTUR mad lad
Same
Almost same
The worst thing I did,
was read comics instead of reading my school books, and got glasses for reading in the dark... *FACEPALM*
The time I thought my parents would kill me...
Walking around our little town. Friends house is up the road. Suddenly, we hear a honk and that friend's dad along with mine and my sister pull up. We talk yadayada. Meanwhile, as my friends talking to his dad I have the bright idea to jump onto the trunk of his car. Not physically standing, just holding onto the trunk with feet on the bumper.
Not even 20 seconds later, we're off. Small town so we weren't going fast but all the fear came over me and I knew I needed to get off. So ever so slowly, I place one foot then the second on the ground. Feeling myself gliding across the street I felt kinda cool so it made letting go easier. Bad call my mind.
What felt like 2 minutes of sliding uncontrollably down the street was actually more like 2 seconds. Before I know it I hit a crack in the street and I'm horizontal with the ground. Next I hear about 16 feet sprinting to me, I slowly get up and drag myself to the grass. I have both my hands cut open, scrapes along the entire front of my body, a rock imprint in my forehead but worst of all, walking was tough. I had done the "scorpion" as skaters would call it but at least 10 mph faster than they're going.
I hobble to my friends house, get cleaned up by his grandmother and just say to my friends, "never tell my parents." I probably ended up telling my dad sooner than I can remember because I remember agonizingly sitting in class for the next few months with terrible lower back pain. I never went to get it checked out and still haven't so I expect to just fall apart one day for ignoring it haha ha... I never told my mom and never plan on it, she'd probably break my back accidentally before I even get the chance to have time wear away at it.
This all probably happened 10 to 15ish years ago now but my headcanon on my moms reaction is still far more frightening than seeing a blur of pavement moving just as quickly as myself while also falling at me
Reminds me of when I tried that on a skateboard. What made it worse was it was my truck and I let my friend drive.
Yeah it was fun explaining where that dent came from and why I looked like hell.
LOL! The handbrake thing... i did that.. That car ended in the ocean. My dad luckily managed to get me out of it before it went over the edge of the dock. I was 4 i think. We had a Chrysler Voyager with the handbrake at the steering weel.
i did this too, but with a better ending. took the handbrake off, was on a hill. parent saw the car rolling and freaked, climbed over me to slam it back on
the story about the "webcam fap" made me feel smart for putting a tape in front of the cam.
shit i did that on my phone just for that reason XD
Make sure it isnât transparent tape ;)
I cover all my camera's with duct tape.
Ive got electricity tape on all my devices
500 IQ Gang RISE UP
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My mom likes to tell me the story of when my uncle randomly drove through a cornfield with his truck. And as she's screaming asking what the heck he's doing driving through the corn, he simply replies "You call it corn. I call it... a MAZE." - Needless to say he had to pay the farmer for the crops he damaged, but it must have been worth the pun to him in his mind.
I was caught lighting fireworks on a frozen lake by my mom
One time when I was like 7 I broke into my friends house through the back door because he had the really big expensive Harry Potter LEGO sets
The best reason to sneak out
Not even LEGO Star Wars smh
Majoras Arbok hey man he had âattack on hogwartsâ and âthe night busâ
what about Indiana jones they don't sell those anymore lol
Fun fact: Rats canât throw up, thatâs why rat poison is so effective.
*IQ 100*
Sorry for previous rash comment. The main reason rat poison is so effective it that it kills slowly. If only one rat eats it, and it were to die soon after, the others would avoid it. But being slow acting the others are not alarmed. (Horses also can't throw up BTW.)
TruthNerds This is true, although it would be 90% more ineffective if rats where able to regurgitate it
So when I was 16 or 17 my best friend (who was living with me at the time) and I decided we would throw a party while my parents were away for the week. They left on Thursday and weren't set to come home until the Wednesday the next week. We partied on Friday and Saturday and gave ourselves Sunday to clean up (Trash came on Monday so all evidence would be gone by Tuesday). Monday afternoon my friend rolled the garbage bin in from the street. On Wednesday after school I come into the house and find many empty liquor bottles sitting on the kitchen counter with a note saying "Went to get groceries dont you dare leave the house". I was stunned! How in the hell did they find them??? We cleaned the house SPOTLESS!.... Well turns out my friend, who is over 6 foot and went on to play D1 football as a linebacker in college, apparently "couldn't tell" that the trash hadn't been picked up and thought he was rolling an empty trash bin up the driveway instead of a full one. My parents came home and went to throw something away and saw every bit of evidence they could have possibly needed in the trash bin...
rSlash: (redacting) My idiot seven year old told me - oh oh Oh o'Reilly's! Auto parts-
Me: đ±...wait đđđđđ
When i was 4 i bought over âŹ600 of online currency on Jetpack joyride because I thought it was free. I can never forget that day
Edit: Thanks for all the likes! They might be 19 but I still appreciate it.
Edit edit: this isnât really bad but it still was quite stupid. So when I was about 4 years old I had a playground nearby my home where I almost everyday used to go to. It was one summer that I was very tired when walking back home that my child brain thought it was a good idea to have a NAP UNDER A CAR! Luckily when the owners of that car where walking to the car they saw me. I also was almost blind at one eye but that is a whole other storyđ
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@@karlleego2513 how does that game even have micro-transactions?? what do you buy.. new hairstyles?
ArtySausageDog basicalyđ You can also buy new Jetpacks and costumes
â@@clickyygaming1046 ahh makes sense. wait 600 euros is over 800 AUD... HOW MANY JETPACKS ARE THERE?????
â @Clickyy gaming ahh makes sense. wait 600 euros is over 800 AUD... HOW MANY JETPACKS ARE THERE?????
(just googled a google knows all and it is roughly 912 AUD which is the currency I use and with that amount of money you could buy roughly:
Every single PC version of Assassin's Creed (with 578 AUD to spare)
82,350 V-Bucks (Fortnite Currency)
5.1 years of CZcams Premium (one account)
10.9 years worth of Twitch Prime (paid monthly not yearly)
Anything else?
12.7 years of Reddit Premium
920 KFC nuggets
86 large Big-Mac MEALS
Can you think of any more?
70037 G-Coins (Pub-G currency)
Yeah I am done *for now...*
(these are all in Australian Dollar so you will have to translate to your own currency sorry)
@HillzKillers Gamer I don't know if I am more surprised about you keeping the game or a 7 year old playing Assassin's Creed
when i was 10 i used my sibling as rats experiment
i used a metal clothes hanger as a collar around my brothers neck then put the end of it in the electric ports the reasoning behind it is to see if you need the two opening for the electricity to flow but my brother was scared i kept assuring him it is fine but i am willing to make it safer by inserting another clothes hanger as connector between my bro and the electric port and he went for it
after convincing him to insert the clothes hanger in the port because i was too scared to do it by my self and who will help him if both of us got electrified and he inserted to the port and we heard something from the ac unit and the back end of the cloth hanger which touches the back of his neck got darken ripped off in the middle after that we promised each other to not tell our parents because we thought that we broke the ac unit, oh then i got interested in the ac unit
after couple of weeks i convinced my sister to put her hand inside the ac unit to see if it had some sort of shredder inside but sadly there was no shredder and her hand got stuck and i dislocated some joints will trying to unstuck it and she went to the hospital and said nothing to our parents after that my sibling never trusted me again after exchanging notes with each other
sorry english isn't my first language
Day 3 of rSlash listening
The "Show my son your V" is still the number 1 recommended video on the right side of my screen.
That is all.
It's the vagangoes
2 Weeks and that one is still being recommended
I once was run over by a car on my way to school when I was 16. I was stupid amounts of lucky: my huge backpack full of books saved my life (and my bones). It was at an intersection and the car driver was in the wrong, for going just slightly over the speed limit and not respecting the green for pedestrian sign. He wasn't going that fast (less than 30km/h but still over the limit in that particular area: school nearby literally one street over), so the impact just basically bonked me on the side and threw me across the street for a couple meters.
I got up cursing my face blue at the idiot, but aside from a few elbow/knuckle scrapes, I was no worse for the wear. The driver, probably scared shitless, kept offering to drive me to the hospital, and I told him "I ain't getting into a car with you" - wife pokes her head out and tells me I'm safe cause she's gonna be there (she must have thought I was scared of being sexually harrassed, which coming to think of it, valid) and I just tell her "so what? your husband still drives like shit. I don't have time for this I'm gonna be late for school."
I left the flabbergasted crowd of people who had gathered and moved on to school, as I didn't wanna be scolded for being late... at the time I was even ashamed of what had happened and I thought it was m fault.
Had I been a different person and had my parents not already well on their way to work on the other side of the city, I could have milked that for all its worth and probably get a hefty amount of money from the asshole who runs a light in front of a fucking school.
I never told my parents until a similar thing happened to me when I was around 22. I'm in Rome with a friend, we're crossing at an intersection, green light for pedestrians and all, suddenly, this genius in a vespa thinks he can run the light from all the way behind the line of cars and still pass the intersection before anyone crosses. His handlebars smacked right into my chest and as ha result his front wheel turned sharply to one side and *he* fell. (Once more, luck was on my side because he hadn't got nearly enough acceleration in that short line to actually run over a person) the smack hurt, but I held it in because it was too good to be the one standing while this asshole got acquainted with the asphalt (on a side note, no one seemed to notice and no one moved to help, but then again it was night)
Just to add insult to injury I ask him "are you ok?" he mutters something or other and hightails it the fuck outta there.
Later that night, on the phone with my parents to share that pearl, I absently recall the episode from when I was 16 and my mom goes "umm... you never told us that?"
it was an interesting conversation to have for sure.
I stole the TV remote from my brother and didn't give it back. This gave him a migraine and he threw up.
I was sitting in the front passenger as we were on the interstate, looked down to see a paper bag, there was some alcohol inside.
5/6 year old me: turns to mom, who was driving "Mom, alcohol is bad, right?"
Mom, not paying attention to what i'm holding: "Yes, alcohol is bad"
5/6 year old Me: rolls down window, THROWS IT OUT AS WE ARE GOING 70 mph ON A CROWDED INTERSTATE.
NEVER seen her so mad.
On the plus side, it's great fun to remind her about it, she still winces every time, even 20 years later whenever I say "Alcohol is bad"
Almost 1mil! Congratulations rSlash; your content is amazing!
My mom sometimes starts conversations about super unimportant stuff with "we need to talk" or a similar variation. Every single time i just think to myself "oh jeez what did you find out" XD
The worst thing I did was taking a bible out and shouting 'BE GONE DEMON!' at a girl who was pissing me off.
I got suspended after that.
Congrats đ
It said worst thing you did when you were a child not best thing ;)
*"*sigh* why couldn't you just yell at me like a normal parent?"*
Not exactly a fun story, but when my mother found out I was a lesbian by going through my phone, she trashed the kitchen (I was cleaning up broken glass for weeks after), locked me in my room, and refused to let me speak to anyone. I was terrified she would actually kill me, and that's sadly not the worst thing she ever did.
I through my phone in the air (about 4 meters) thinking it wouldnât break and it did...
the whole glass screen was broken
Threw* I threw my phone in the air
Through* I went through the door to the kitchen
Why would you do that...?
A guy that I like told me to and said it was cool
â@@UwU-hc8tc Did you know that "gullible" is not a word? Look it up! XD
Yusss perfect timing! I just finished studying đđ
Rosie Kerr lol
Uh, does anyone else have like alll of the recommended videos be those creepy kid shows from CZcamsrs. Normally its filled with other r/ vids.. I think youtube is drunk again.
Side note, love your videos I always make sure to watch before work. Keep up the good work â„ïžđ€
Yes! It's so weird!!!!
Wait, Iâm not the only one getting those?
I thought that was just me! Normally it's things like fresh, iiluminaughtii, and VoiceyHere, not toys and nursery rhymes.
The only videos in the recommended bar that make any sort of sense for me are a video from Sketchy (the) Changeling and a Toy Story 4 trailer, along with "Everything Great About Incredibles 2" under "Up Next".
YES!!! THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED IN THIS CHANNEL!!!
My "Oh ** My life is over my parents are gonna kill me" moment as a kid was when I punched a hole in the wall..
Worst thing I ever did:
I farted in a teachers face once...
And I didnât get arrestedđ
That good for you
Bad for the teacher
I punched my teacher before.
But that wasnt the worst thing I did
I drew an apology letter of stick figure me farting rockets in her face
âMy idiot seven year old brain told meâ
*Cuts to ad*
âO o o OâReily auto partsâ
The pregnant girlfriend story reminds me of a time I was dating a girl named Angie, and about that time my cousin, named Angela, got pregnant with her husband and called me to tell me the good news. Because the way the two names sounded to me didn't warn me of my idiot mistake, but I texted my dad saying that Angela was pregnant. I got a "WE NEED TO TALK" text 10 seconds later and wondered what was up.
Glad that he caught on quick that I meant my cousin and not my girlfriend. He still brings it up from time to time.
My uncle and his son had to move into my house because my uncle was kicked out of his (I think apartment)
When they came over (they were living in the basement) they brought over two Pitbulls, which they claimed were trained, but they weren't
They were both about a year old at the time, so they were a little stubborn
When ever they went outside (we had a fenced in backyard), I would grab some bricks and put them on the welcome mat we had out there to keep them from eating it
WELL one day I was trying to put the bricks onto the mat and managed to drop one on my toe, which immediately split in half (the brick, not the toe)
I ran to my room and started bawling. Then I went to sleep
When I woke up, the brick was still in it's hiding spot, broken, and my toe nail was turning purple
I refused to take my socks off around my parents, and they didn't find out until about three months later, when I got road rash
As a ten year old, I was still freaking out about my parents finding out while my mom took my socks off too see how bad the road rash was (I slid off my bike while I was going down a sloped road next to my house)
I honestly thought I was gonna get in trouble
Oh man I've got a bad one. When I was in 4th grade our teacher assigned us a writing essay about our imaginary friend and what we'd do together. I was sick so I had to make it up during the week in which we had a sub principal.(She was hell on wheels) The sub was also a teacher and I had to do the work in her class since my class had already moved onto Phase 2 of the project. I'm writing my essay about my friend named 'Death' in short Death murdered all my bullies while I sat back and watched. The sub VP read and sent me to the office, called the police on me, called in my parents and even my teacher. Police arrived, they look down at me this little tiny sickly girl who was white as a ghost then at our sub VP. They asked if she felt threatened by me (I named her in my story as one of the murder victims) scoffing she said she didn't fell threatened at all! My dad got to look over what I had written and realized I had literally re-created the scenes from my favorite horror anime word for word. The entire time I was crying over pure fiction and having used the names of people who had hurt me. The entire thing was written off by both my parent's and the police, but I ended needing to go to therapy and seeing a counselor for the abuse that was going on at school. Sub VP wasn't asked to return the following year even as a teacher.
I thought my parent's were going to kill me and the police were going to throw my ass in jail. I've never been so scared in my life. I've never been more proud to have a dad who watches anime with me XD
The worst thing I did..
Was still not being and never being a parent
Wat
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Deadly Gaming wat
Wat
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6:66 "he was afraid of what height do to you" aka "how to make up an excuse to go to the pub 101"
So me, my, cousins, and my brothers were making a fire in the back yard of my grandmas house and we were burning some stuff, we threw a basketball in to see what would happen and then we went back inside to find more stuff and got a bottle of wood finish. I didn't know at the time but it was very flammable. We threw it in the fire and the flames were like 15 feet high and almost reached my grandmas deck. If it had caught fire then the whole house could have burned down. Lol
Your voice helps me sleep after working all night
hey im fairly hoTt chick and just hearing you voice puts me to sleep like a toddler
narrator:thanks i think
@@grigorirasputin9888 Clearly you have no idea of the psychology behind her comment. I, personally, like thunder and rain, others, static white noise. No need to be nasty about it. If you're making a joke, it's not working.
it was a joke ding dong..being in phycology and studying the mind my whole life,i know a person that has ability to put you to sleep has ahold of best part of your brain..like how people often fall in love with doctor that saves them..sleep is a sacred gift from GOD,so anyone associated with your sleep becomes very venerated...my ol'lady always is saying same to me that I have very relaxing voice(which i do and have heard from many people(none being as important as my lady)so just a little backwards joke ,ha ha.sorry you felt need to attack me ...i am sick and part of it has turned to nightmarish non sleep..so be thankful you can sleep..see joke was your on awesome date with pretty girl and you invite her upstairs,she unbelievable accepts and after listening to her melodic voice you pass out making her think you don't like her....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...sorry i offended you or glad I could be there to dump some of shitty world's anger that collects on us daily ,until we just attack everything around us in a rage,furthering cycle of rage..look for funny side of life or you will be made to be sad very quickly and no-one wants that for you,so I will apologize and not attack you,even though just a joke so that you don't have to stay made to stay in anger state..as another human i love you,now you have choice to choose the bondage of anger or freedom ..please choose freedom.
tell daughter or whoever on video sweet guitar play and cool looking guitar
@@grigorirasputin9888 Thank you. Unfortunately she has since lost interest in guitar and now is extraordinarily good at video games...I've never seen anyone pick up on the controls like she does.
As bot number 1828282828282 I am legally required to say first
Edit: omg thanks so much for the likes wow this is so crazy Iâm going to tell my mom and sheâll throw a party for me yay!
Oh poop now itâs unhearted :(
Can we get a round of applause for this man
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No we canât get a round of aplause cause Iâm bot number 1 so Iâm the first bot
that number is almost good
Robots dont have mothers
rSlash shhhhhh
I found your channel like four days ago, and now i have literally watched all your videos. BUT NOW I DAMAND MORE
I really really hope there's waaaay more of these stories!!!
This is my favorite part of my day watching rslash
worst thing i did as a kid is a classic
I burned paper with a lighter.
Here's a story for when I was in high school.
Like a lot of kids, I was given access to a car so I could drive to school and have a life outside of it. But the car I usually drove was in the shop for something, so my parents gave me the truck to drive instead. I was only supposed to have it for a day or two tops, and that was good because I didn't really like driving it; I was used to compact vehicles, so driving a truck felt really weird.
Apparently I also didn't know how a parking brake works on a truck. My experience with compact vehicles is: if the parking brake is on, you can drive with it before realizing 'oh crap' and turning it off. With trucks? Nope. While that parking brake is enabled, you're not going anywhere.
I needed to get to school and I decided to leave early that day, so I went outside to get in the truck, popped it in reverse and started trying to back up. It wouldn't budge. I tried again and again, moving it to different gears, and I just couldn't get the thing to move. So I decided to hop out of the truck and look at the functions closer. It was dark since it was so early, so it was hard to navigate around it with my hands. I found the parking brake and pulled on it... but because I'm a bonehead, I forgot to put the truck in park before pulling the brake... so it started backing up on its own while I was caught between the door and the driver seat. The truck was heavy, so I couldn't push against it to give myself enough time to climb inside and stop the truck, so I just helplessly got dragged along while this truck backed up.
This inconvenience became desperation when I realized the truck was backing towards a tree, and I knew if I didn't get out from behind that door, I would be crushed between the tree and the door .I saw a car pull up and I thought SURELY they would help me... but no, they just sat there watching me struggle. I had to get out of that door or I was going to die. I was afraid of dropping down because I didn't know if the tire would roll over me, so I just struggled and struggled against the door, and JUST in time, I managed to squeeze out from behind the door to escape... then watched helplessly as the door collided with the tree. The truck continued to reverse, causing the door to break and bend forwards, then the truck proceeded to back into the side wall of my neighbor's garage. Thank GOD my neighbors had a stone garage!
I was terrified of what my parents would say to me, but the fact that I was alive brought me some level of peace. Fortunately for me, my parents thought it was more funny than anything, because how often do you see something like that happen? It was annoying to be down two cars sure, but they couldn't be mad at me for that... thank god for that.
Still furious with the person who just sat and watched though. I wonder what they would have done if they saw I was pinned against the tree and being crushed? I wonder if they would have been fast enough to save me.
I like you're including some top comments in response, that's always where the gold is
"iT iS gRaMaTiCaLlY cOrReCt So It MuSt Be ReAl. OmG tHe PoLiCe ArE cOmEiNg FoR mE." -Every derp who falls for ridiculously obvious scams or Malicious redirects/link scripts
My mom and dad nearly killed me quite a few times(For the silliest things).
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I remember doing some real garbage and my mom was hunting me down.
I came home and went to sleep. I had actually passed out from fear.
My mom was more concerned about my health when she found me looking dead on my bed, apparently this was not the first time this happened.
Took my PSAT today (I have really bad test anxiety and get panic attacks) and I'm super happy to come home and watch this :)
when you're on the discord but theres already a lot of views T-T
but the worst thing that ever did was break a plate... or two.. or maybe ten..
When I was about 7 I was throwing a stuffed bear around
Well I threw it too far
It landed in the kitchen
And broke my dad's alcohol collection
I was dead they were $200 bottles shipped from Germany and to add salt to wound there were 10 and each of them broke
A time I thought my parents were gonna kill me?
Every report day
3:52 I think the reason I'm currently dying of the giggles because that wording and rSlash's voice is exactly how my dad would have sounded if I hadn't gotten the unlimited text plan
The worst thing i did when i was 5-6 was
I burned my big brother's bed with matchsticks in my old home i really can't remember what happened next but i didn't get any punishment im 12 now
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I really like these AskReddit posts. Its a goldmine of cringe, and so many different subjects keeps it fresher.
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I said heck in my kindergarten class.
*YOU SINNER*
That's ok as long as you didn't say it on a Christian minecraft sever
One more Heck or frick and i will Show You what sharpness V means.
whoa whoa dude im calling the police right now
When I was about 10 years old I was playing with my brother BO2 on the Xbox 360
When our parents were out working
My brother was very good and I was -a pro- bad
And one time he killed me with a knife and I punched a hole in the tv in anger followed by a Banshee scream
My brother started laughing his ass off
When our parents came home I used the "the older sibling did it" Card
And it worked wonderfully
Sry bro
Mom worked at a school for pregnant teenagers. A friend of mine showed up in her class and referred to the unborn child as my momâs grandchild (jokingly). She never got a chance to tell mom it was a joke because the look on my momâs face scared her. Letâs just say, when I got home from school that night, I saw my life flash before my eyes.
This reminds me of the time my mom found out I had started drinking.
I was 17, always been a good kid. I went to a concert type thing where tons of people I knew had alcohol.
I had tasted alcohol a few times before but never got truly drunk and my mom never found out about it. She trusted me...
I really didn't plan on drinking, but once I got there people I knew kept offering me sips of their drinks (rural Iceland so quite a bit of it was moonshine). I'm a big guy, 6"5 and a bit overweight, so I found out I can chug down pretty much anything and keep it down. This amused a lot of my friends who kept coming up to me with beers and such and I just slammed them down. I remember having fun for an hour or so. I got there at around 10pm and I don't think I recall anything after around midnight so the rest of this story is an account I had of that night from my friends.
I was extremely drunk. I stumbled around and apparently dropped my pants and walked around like that for a while. At around 3-4am a couple of my friends drove me home.
I lived on the 3rd floor of a house with no elevator. They basically carried me up to my apartment and once we got to the 3rd floor landing they couldn't find my house key (it was in my wallet) and I was in no fit state to tell them where it was. After some deliberation they decided they just had to ring the doorbell.
My mom got up and came to the door. She was mortified. Thankfully she was extremely grateful to my friends for bringing me home and thanked them profusely for keeping me safe and getting me home.
The morning after, around 6 hours later, she woke me up. I can't remember much of it (this was around 8 years ago) but she gave me the speech, mostly that she was extremely disappointed, and I felt extremely sorry for myself. I think I've only been as hungover as I was then once in my life since that day (that one involves a wedding party and a boat, boats and hangovers do not go well together).
I had work that day. I worked at a gas station/grocery store in the next town over (15 minute drive away) and I had a 12 hour shift ahead of me. That was probably one of the worst days of my life. Thinking back, I probably wasn't sober enough to drive yet but I did. Twice that day I had to quickly excuse myself from costumers and run to the toilet to throw up but I finished my shift.
I didn't drink again for a few months after that...
My dad is a very techy guy, so when me and my siblings were younger weâd go on webkinz and type curse words in the movie maker. Dad found out and we got eaten alive for it
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garlic bread
-me 4182
Again R......
All these clones of you make it so much harder to find you.
Keep doing you dude.
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The smoking one made me lol. Dad just straight up went back in the house like you can take this one đ
I was backing out of my driveway and reversed into my dads truck and it only broke my tail light so I decided not to tell him this happened 6 months ago and Iâve still kept it a secret
imma tell your dad... jessie
Oh shit
The one time I stuck a metal wire in an outlet
Good times
...
Not really
It exploded
i never even thought of doing this until one day i think i was trying to turn a light switch off with a bit of wire (no outlet near) and i got yelled at because "i would have been electrocuted"
Hey. Those are still good times :p
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Also love your profile from Persona-
A kid got in trouble for trying to stop 2 idiots from doing this in science. I frickin got my 13 year old butt out of my seat and called the substitute an idiot even though I hated the kid who got in trouble. 8th grade was just the weirdest times in my life.
love your vids! so entertaining. a slight critique: it would be great if you had some minor audio cue that you're changing stories. I often put these on in the background so it's a bit confusing sometimes when you change stories
I was in the sixth grade, and messing around with my friends at a park. Eventually, some little snob starts messing with me by throwing dirt and leaves into my hair and eyes, with his mother (who's in her backyard that looks into the park) is on her phone, with her older daughter laughing. She wasn't laughing after I threaded the boy, and of course, the mother was suddenly a responsible mom. She called the cops, and had me apologize to the wrong kid before I was taken home in a cop car. But the cop was chill, and even joked to handcuff me to scare my mom some more. I wasn't in too much trouble, but I was scared that I would be.
I love your videos! So does my boyfriend:)
That's a surprise
Notification squad where ya at!
I am here
The toilet
The skipping/cheating thing. Yeah everyone knows that. The way I do it, it could probably be considered cheating if you count cheating more time on games
I laughed harder at these than any other of this kind of r/ video. :)
I messed up my animation when I saw your video notification and it is worth it
I came early so CZcams doesât remove it
R/CZcams revenge
So like I've watched every ounce of content you have. Can I have more please? Ty.
Bro you have so many subs after just two months congratulations it is very impressive that you could get this far so fast i really enjoy your videos thank you
Slash you are a good CZcamsr but you need to stop with the texting thumbnails
Why? It's his thing, and it was extra fitting for this video, with all the teens getting in trouble for texting way too much
Idk it just kinda seems like clickbait and sometimes can make the title confusing I just don't like it and this is just my opinion
I don't see how it'd be clickbait as the text thumbnails are his thing and he sometimes shows actual texts but ok.
I think even without the thumbnail the titles would sound like clickbait, just because the people in these stories are so insane.
The texting things just make things seem more clickbaity he can just write r/Prorevenge and done but the texting things sometimes have insane pics next to them making it seem more clickbaity (One vid had truck crashing into car for thumbnail) and sorry if this doesnt make sense Im using ps4 to reply
I think his videos are a bit too family friendly, I keep seeing Ryan's toy review or something for recommended.
My grandpa was always pranking me and one day, as he was taking a shower, I decided to prank him back (I was probably 7). I turned on the hot water in their other bathroom, which he had recently renovated, to use up all the hot water and give him a cold shower. I forgot about it for a couple of hours. When someone finally opened the door, the bathroom was flooded, the new linoleum and wallpaper had both peeled off and were destroyed, and water was pouring into the basement and had ruined a bunch of stuff down there. He had to gut the whole bathroom and redo all of it.
On the bright side, that summer my grandpa taught me how to renovate a bathroom. I love my grandpa.
I've got a couple.
When I was about 5 years old, all the kids in the neighborhood used to play together. On one particular evening, my oldest brother (11 or so at the time) and I were playing with about 4 or 5 other kids in the neighborhood when we decided it would be fun to bike down to the elementary school (about a 3 minute ride away) and play cops and robbers on the playground. The dad of one of the kids went with us, so it wasn't like we were unsupervised or causing trouble, but the kicker is that neither my brother nor I told our parents where we were going. One minute we were in the yard a couple houses down the street where they could see and hear us, and the next minute we were nowhere to be found. On top of that, our mom has anxiety and has always been extremely prone to worrying, so she needed to know where my brothers and I were at all times. When she heard the garage door go up when my brother and I got back, she was at the door in seconds, and the instant I saw her face I felt a chill run down my body. My brother and I were grounded "until further notice," which was one of my mom's favorite sentences.
When I was 16, about 5 months after I got my license, I was driving to an audition for a student production of the musical Big Fish (great musical, highly recommend) with a friend. I don't consider myself a bad driver, but there certainly times when I've made stupid mistakes, and this was one of them. This was during rush hour traffic in a suburb of Minneapolis, and it was pouring rain at the time. I was driving in the left lane of a 4-lane county road with neighborhoods branching off of it. Traffic going the other direction was heavy because the freeway that leads to and from the city exits onto that road. The car in front of me was stopped waiting for a break in traffic so it could turn into one of the neighborhoods, and I was was impatient and had somewhere to be, so I decided to go around. But in that moment, I did not think before I acted, and I neglected to check my mirrors save for a quick glance in the rearview, which didn't do much given how hard it was raining. When moved into the right lane, I heard a loud honk and looked in my rearview mirror to see that a car had veered onto the sidewalk to avoid hitting me. It was terrifying, and to this day I still feel guilty because if the car would have hit me, my friend in the front seat would have taken the blow, not to mention whatever damage would have been inflicted on my parents' car or the other car, or the injuries that the other driver might have gotten. 4 years later and I still haven't told my parents. On the bright side, I'm always very cautious when changing lanes now.
Then when I was 17, a little over a year after the last story, I was at a rehearsal for a band tour to Europe. We only had 3 or 4 days of rehearsal, but these rehearsals lasted all day, so we were given a break in the afternoon for lunch and another in the evening for dinner. I drove a friend to lunch, and when we got back and were on our way back into the school where our rehearsal was, I asked her, "Nichole, did I lock my car? I think I did." She said, "yeah, I'm pretty sure you did." But as I walked inside, one of my other friends came up to me and said, "Grace, I think you left your car running." But the validation from Nichole as well as the trust I had in myself that I would never do made me even more certain that I had locked it. Fast forward 4.5 hours to our dinner break. I cannot find my keys anywhere. After looking for them for several minutes, I decided to just walk out to my car to see if I had left them there. Lo and behold, there was my car, unlocked, keys in the ignition, engine on. For the past 4.5 hours. That's another one that I'll probably never tell my parents.
I accidentally used Hk(Hong Kong for ppl who don't know)$1000
with my dad's credit card
So I was originally planning on using a gift card but I pressed too quick and it instead used my dad's credit card (thank God my dad forgave me )
And that's why you don't let any website save your credit card details! Or your PayPal password
@@limiv5272 blame the play store then
Notice me rSlash!!
When you have a party, clean up first thing in the morning. ALWAYS account for early arrival of parental units. It's actually our pleasure to mess you up, so we could show up ANYTIME. I would have called my parents first thing in the morning, ask some random shit to gain information on their eta. This SAVED MY ASS many times. "Hey, will you bring me a soda when you come home? When do you think you'll be here?" LOL
âHow loud do those brass ones clackâ I laughed so hard I started coughing