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Is this that thing where 2 + 2 = 5? And how all the gay people think they are smarter than everyone else for changing culture to be gay or whatever?

That last bit is the interest that they steal from you.

what is this type of meme called?

Last time I saw this was on r/programmerhumor, 6 years ago when I was learning programming. Also, the reason you provided isn't actually why that's the result

I am an SAP consultant and most of questions about SAP on the Internet are being asked and answered by Indians, same thing about CZcams videos

*glares in C++*

We download them, a yet, a lot of them are not working without connection! They even like: yeah, you download this page when you were online and now you’re offline, but I’m gonna try to refresh, find out that you’re offline and put a blank page instead! Isn’t it crazy?

Woah... I was literally planning on implementing auth with Firebase this week for no reason other than it being familiar. But looking at Clerk now, this just seems so much better, especially if you don't have any need for other Firebase features.

You should, relearn¿

Significant decimal places. Java is making up data it was not given.

Found the line at 10:10 😂

Fair enough 😂

Lol

Fucking brilliant answer. Eucleid is revolving in his grave listening to your non-linear maths-planation. 😂

I LOVE THIS!!! Consistency and predictability wins out.

TLDR: Don't cut corners. ;D

You worked at MSFT but don’t like modern c# and dotnet? Didn’t use azure? Didn’t use Azures available up to 250k in credits for startups? Didn’t use azure B2C? Didn’t use azure for hosting? Broooo

Math is weird

i see many of these memes but this giy says somr actual interesting stuff

Wow you just absolutely put me off mobile development

No intentions…yes, cookie blocked.

Nooo its not true, it's because of the way binery works in floating points, it's like saying pi isent real cause you can't write the whole number down, same thing happens in binary, hears a challenge for you Try riding 0.1 in binery it's impossible because it's Infinite, and no I'm not a virgin 😂 Incase you not familiar with Binary here's a small example 100 = 4 011 = 3 010 = 2 001 = 1 000.1 = 0.5 000.01 = 0.25 000.001 = 0.125 000.0001 = 0.0625 My best attempt 0,0001100110011001100110011 = 0.09999999403953552246 I was bored 😅

My boss trying to tell me how to do my job.

I had "life lessons" as a freshman in high school, my teacher taught us C, no one paid actual attention but I got most of my programming and logical knowledge from his classes. from C I went to C++ and he was always talking to me "learn C#, learn C#!", as a senior I regret not actually diving into programming back then.

I've already subscribed back when you were geeked up about being a Microsoft all star and made the great condensed computer science video. It was inspiring, but from my post-military experience going from aircraft instrument and automatic flight control systems (avionics) to college IT and a bootcamp, aerospace was a better career by far if you want to make sure you have one for a long duration and acquire a pension. I had "deep knowledge" of avionics and a few people were mad that I was retiring because some of that knowledge would be lost. But, I never hid my knowledge from others so they should have learned everything I knew, especially at my last duty station where I served for 8 years. There's maximum service lengths by rank, and retirement was mandatory for me at 20 years of service. So if someone doesn't like it, they can tell it to the Pentagon. The point is though, that yes, deep knowledge is priceless in any field, whether it's software, electronics, carpentry or plumbing. But in IT, which suffers from feeling it's an exceptional industry (it's just another industry), it's a constant game of playing "Simon Says" until you slip up and get fired. So politics are paramount over deep knowledge. Maybe someone wants that "poodle life" of jumping through endless hoops, but I'm glad that through good and bad I stayed on active duty until I retired with a pension at 44 years of age, which is 6 years higher than the norm of 38. As for everyone who thought they're too brilliant to put up with organization X, keep on grinding, but just know that statistically only 30% of new businesses are still in business 10 years after they start. So after 9 nine years, 7 out of 10 of these techpreneur poodles will jump through pmnelast hoop and land on a false carpet that falls into a pit of alligators. The bird in hand is worth two in the bushes and no startup will ever outperform the S&P 500 over time. You can literally work anywhere, be frugal and finish wealthy. Most other career approaches are a fool's errand. Just saying.

notion ftw!!!

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let's just .substr -1 that thing and move on with our sanity 😋

I kind of had a similar experience with expo, one time I was using react-animation package with some other one and don't know why suddenly I started getting errors and after a lot of googling I came across a GitHub issue that recommended removing that package, trust me I had no clue that react-animation would be the culprit over here but hey we learn from mistakes lol I'm definitely not going back to firebase now that I know about clerk lol

knowledge is good

Sup boys. 😅

JavaScript is not the best programming language period.

Now that was funny, calling JS anything above average.

Are you worried about the potential high cost of clerk and having clerk own your users data?

And yo I love this technical content. I feel like my brain has grown after watching this for sure

I actually made the opposite mistake and used an SQL database when a noSQL would suffice 🙃

found out I was never taught math correctly. subed immediately.

I started coding seriously not so long ago, and recently I've been working on some React projects. This video came at the perfect time because I was looking for a way to simplify things, as I plan to create an application with a functional database, users, and other features. Your video helped me discover some tools I wasn't aware of. THANK YOU!

Damn he didn't just gas light her but also called her a 304

brother changed the title 5 times

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Notion as a database is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever heard of.

I want to code but I can't afford a laptop that can run vscode Could you give me your old laptop

Thanks for the save

Keeping track of mistakes is such a good practice! Also, it’s so good to learn from other mistakes too. Thanks for sharing.

IF I WANT A DOUBLE FROM THE LANGUAGE ILL ASK FOR THE DAMN DOUBLE

So the same people who got taught math wrong wrote the script🤔

Yeah, .1+.2=.3 there is just a remainder that’s all

I would rather eat sand than code in JS - horrible language and you need a f*cked up interdependent pile of packages and libraries to do anything.

Floating point math the only correct way