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Mans just created a harsh paradox

Tell me, is his last name Ohanian, Swartz, or Huffman? Best keep him alive if you want that reference to stay in the timeline.

is this some kind of reddit joke that im too normal to understand?

After a long battle with addiction I finally quit Reddit a few years back. I just stopped, cold turkey. Looked myself in the mirror and decided it was the best thing to do. Hearing the punchline in this video was like the Afghanistan flashbacks all over again, except this time it was Reddit.

Does the narwhal bacon at midnight?

Narnia was so cathartic for me as a kid becuase this narnia logic is basically how all my dreams my entire life have worked full on lives have full on families only to be ripped from it unable to return with it being so realistic enough that it genuinely felt real honestly learning that wasnt how everyones dreams worked explained so much about my mental state and mentalities

I dont get it

Lmao what’s funny Is this goofy looks like the new cap they made that was an ass and also goofy lookin

It's al fun and games until he helps a german get into art school jahhahahaha

I dont understand

Accurate lore

I miss when skits would catch you off guard like this 😂

No one tell him Mustache man got himself. The Russians didn't do anything for that one

In my opinion, this is more like a time traveler who is given gold but he just remembers that what he does will have an impact on the future. But reddit is also right too

Ears

The worst part is the nukes killed less than the firebombings and would have killed less than a land invasion.

Honestly this is accurate to real life humans in general Tell me you wouldn’t I dare you

Im confused

wholesome 100

And here I am thinking it was a butterfly effect joke. Giving that guy the gold is way more impactful than stepping on a butterfly might be

Tell me you're Gen Z without telling me you're Gen Z 🤣

DoEs ThE bAcOn NaRwAhL aT 11:30?

I don't use reddit so i didnt get it until i checked the comments

It took me a second lmao

The best part is he’s technically captain Puerto Rico because he has one star instead of 50

NO WAY, NO FUCKING WAY was hilarious 💀

I don't get it

You sir have won the internet with this post 😂🍸

"WE HAD A DOZEN BAD WENCHES AND NOW WE'RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH MASTURBATE ANYMORE!!!"

I thought it was going to end after the invitation was shown, but it didn’t and I’m glad for it. Loved the ending. Could easily be one of those goofy episodes from the animated series with Two-Face being there too

i dont think cap would even know what a nuke is tbh

"It's a really cool flag" lol

Wieland?

This is worse than a rick roll…

"At least we haven't bombed any civilians since" DUDE AMERICA IS VERY MUCH KNOWN IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR KILLING CIVILIANS NEAR MILITANT GROUPS OR EVEN JUST BY ASSUMING THE CIVILIANS ARE DANGEROUS JUST BECAUSE THEIR ARABS LOL

I don’t get it

Dont touch our boats

Seems more considerate than most roommates I’ve had. Even if he did steal them.

To be fair the president just didn't drop a bomb. We let them know what we were going to do. Hell, we even dropped pamphlets telling citizens to get out of those cities in order to save as many lives as possible. Unfortunately they people didn't listen. The world learned about the US's power real fast.

No worries

"its a really cool flag!"

Why tf is Alastor threatening to nuke a city?

the Austrians got Hitler

My anime weeb ahh thought this said hashirama til the bid came in😂

With that gold he gave rise to the american version of hitler

Not gonna lie, this one kinda lost me

Crazy

I really hope this isn’t how you actually feel 😢

I don’t get it

I’m literally lying in bed hacking up a lung rn