what your conservative dad thinks the new Indiana Jones movie is gonna be
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- čas přidán 30. 05. 2023
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I love how he just says the words "Roe v Wade." No opinion on it or anything. Just says it then cracks the whip. Perfection.
It's implicit that he supports it, and the correct position is so obvious it doesn't need to be stated.
@@burnttoast111the correct position on it is that Roe and Wade should team up and fight crime
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated That's after Roe v Wade: Dawn of Justice.
That was my favorite part
"Sorry I was stimming" made me choke
I'd unironically love it if Indie casually said that in between action scenes lmao.
Same. Gonna say that when I accidentally whip a guy now
Same ngl this is just another video for me to quote all the time
whats stimming??
@@isabelwilliams8072 Here's the definition
"the repetitive performance of certain physical movements or vocalizations, as a form of behavior by persons with autism or other neurodevelopmental conditions; self-stimulation. This behavior is thought to serve a variety of functions, such as calming and expression of feelings."
"God, I hate Nazis. I said that in the old movies, too." 😂
It really is like history is trying to do a rerun, when people who have relatively large platforms actually get triggered by things like "Nazis were bad actually"
@@Nerobyrne like when some shitheads on twitter genuinely got offended that the slogan for Wolfenstein: The new colossus was "make america nazi-free again".
The series has involved killing nazis since the very first game that came out in 1992 💀
@@Nerobyrne I remember when those bigots got mad at Force Awakens depicting the “not-Empire” as Nazis when that was exactly who they were in Ep 4 & 5. Oh and wait until they find out who Sidious was based on specifically in Ep 6, gonna really go against their “America’s the greatest’ ideal when they learn George Lucas explicitly cites Nixon as his figure of inspiration during the Vietnam War.
@@corrinflakes9659 ... literally none of what you said is true.
I love that, literally the first few minutes Indy’s onscreen, he’s automatically taking the piss out of the Nazis and that (spoilers) the villain’s plan was essentially “Hitler was so fucking dumb. I could do it better.”
my favorite part was when harrison ford begged disney to put him out of his misery and they pumped him full of millions more dollars
tweet this
Harrison Ford, or Indiana Jones? Because Harrison actually loves Indiana Jones, unlike Han Solo.
That's Han solo, not Indiana Jones.
I'm in the middle of an archeology field school, and several of us just keep yelling bits of this at each other while we dig up the privy and cellar of an old brothel.
the uninitiated on site are less amused about this than we are lol
That is so awesome.
this skit is clearly a joke but if i sent it to my conservative dad he would physically explode before the 30 second point in rage
anyway this is the funniest thing i've seen in a minute
bro this is a real life rage spell
I feel like without the context, conservatives would laugh at this thinking it's mocking the "future liberals want", while liberals laugh at it because conservatives really think this is the future we want
... although I would watch the full movie with this Indie unironically 😜
My favorite part was when Indiana Jones defeated the villain in a battle of wits with post-queer 7th wave feminism.
"post-queer 7th wave feminism" is now my new go-to reason for Everything That's Wrong With The World Today.
Thanks for that one.
@@sixstringedthing That's just 1st / 2nd wave feminism. Unironically, it is **part** (more as a symptom than a cause) of a lot of problems men & women experience today.
@@burnttoast111 cringe
@@avelynn5976 You find equal rights to be cringe?
@@sixstringedthingBro really said “I’m gonna take your satire as fact, actually.”
The whip crack followed by "Roe v Wade" with no elaboration is honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time
“I BROUGHT MY METAL STRAW FROM HOME!!!” Don’t know why that’s the one that cracked me up lol
Indiana Jones and the non-denominational Temple of Acceptance
"sorry I was stimming" this is so fucking good
whats "stimming"? explain like im old AF
@@MrShivshankStimming is about stimulating the senses. Some people (especially autistic people or people with ADHD) find doing certain repetitive behaviors (like touching something repetitively or saying something repeatedly) helps calm them or just makes them happy.
People with left handedness used to be forced to use their right hand even though it was normal for them to use their left; likewise, it can be normal to simulate your senses by say pressing the clicky button on a pen over and over again, but some people prefer conformity so they force others to not stim.
@@starsINSPACE Thanks for that, I actually am old AF so this is a handy explanation.
So stimming is to some neurodivergent people as sitting on the couch and stroking your cat is to "normies"? Except perhaps a bit more focussed and deliberate?
@@sixstringedthing him autstic and I stim myself alot
@@sixstringedthing Yeah, pretty much!
They’ll be furious about Indiana Jones being woke, but none of them seem to care that the new film was just Harrison Ford, completely alone, talking to himself in the woods for 2 and a half hours.
Most accurate comment. That's all they care about these days.
This made me choke 😭🤣
@@johnwilliamson3752 Then ignore em, bucko. Nobody cares and cringe culture is dead anyways.
no matter if it's a 10/10 or a 3/10 they'll say it's woke and won't even do any proper analysis. Most "woke" films aren't even radical.
It was garbage, no politics needed. It was just a bad film.
The fact he’s not wrong about his dad deadnaming him- like Indiana Jones used to be “Henry Walton Jones Jr,” and gave himself the nickname “Indiana” after his pet dog, but his father only called him “Junior”
“THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM” was my reaction to watching Harrison Ford in the trailer for Dial of Destiny
Isn’t it crazy that we already got a movie where the whole joke is that Indy is too old to be doing this, and it was 14 years ago.
Ayyyy, my boi H-Fizzle got plenty of Woke Movies left in him yet.
The logistical issues might get a bit challenging, but nothing that can't be overcome via the application of technology and truckloads of cash.
@@LikeAFoxStudios If only Mutt was able to take the mantle.
WHERE IS MUTT! I’m gonna see Indy 5 just to see what happened to mutt. Will they mention him?
@@LikeAFoxStudiosI'm not even joking, I heard someone say that they're gonna make it cannon he died in vietnam
So, some extra bits of lore for context: Short Round’s real name is Wan Li, which I can’t possibly imagine being hard to pronounce. Also, the deadname thing is genuinely canon, to an extent.
I hadn't thought of the deadname point, that's actually pretty a good point haha
"We named the dog indiana"
“I have taken efforts to distance myself from my problematic son, Mutt Williams” is probably the most underrated bit in this entire video.
He sounds more like Grunkle Stan than Indiana Jones. Somehow that makes it funnier.
cant believe youtube is letting leaked footage from the movie stay up on the site like this
Take a leak, get a leak. (Thank you, come again.)
0:30 -- Canonically, Indy and Marion met when she was 16 and he was 26 so this is putting it extremely mildly
And then Indy said, "You knew what you were doing" -- ick, so gross.
@@noblue4u Yeah when Marion said "I was a child, it was wrong and you knew it", I was not expecting it to be quite that literal
Dear god! 🤢
Oh my… but you know what, ITS FICTION ana that’s his character. He’s not an all perfect hero, he’s a hero because he saves the day in the end but he’s actually a womaniser,not great at respecting women right to choose, likes about 5 people, has killed plenty and pretty sure what he does with the treasures he recovers could qualify as “stealing”.😂 we love him for all that,he’s a bit of the asshole we all would like to be if we could get away with it(and not breaking any laws, either)
@@paulac.munoztorresOkay but Marion was 16 and he was 26 though, that’s legitimately fucked up
**Whip crack** I BROUGHT MY METAL STRAW FROM HOME!
That one always gets me, for some reason! 🤣
We’re so proud of indie!
Fun fact: Han Solo and Indiana Jones are a canonical couple
Proof: I’m a trustworthy person
han couple i guess
At least the age gap would be far more appropriate
i gotta say i would unironoically go see this movie
the stimming joke got me 💀
this is how i find out there's a new IJ movie in the works
Right there with ya.
Wait, Indy now hates nazis!? He got brainwashed by the woke media!
everyone hates nazis though, including conservatives
@@JunglingFist Sure, the normal conservatives. Not so much the far right ones. You know, the ones who think Biden had that Nazi flag planted at the scene of the U-Haul crash because he was trying to make them look bad, and don’t understand why their defensiveness implicates them.
@@gido9467 "Why are you getting defensive when called a Nazi, sounds like you are a Nazi".
@@soumen_pradhan Well, nobody called the people who got upset about the flag being there Nazis in that instance. There just WAS a Nazi flag in the U-Haul. Some peeps on the far right started saying it was planted there to make right wingers look bad. Why would a Nazi flag make them look bad?
@@gido9467 Fair enough.
There wasn't enough diversity in the casting
I close my eyes and all I can hear is Grunkle Stan
Honestly the funniest skit I've seen this month, i think every joke hits for me and the references are insane. Absolutely gold
indiana jones if he was based as hell
"I said that in the old movies too" hits a lil too close to home
Why didn't Indiana say "trans rights"?? I'm cancelling him
I've watched this video like 5 times and somehow JUST got the che joke. I cried laughing when I realized lmao. have to say it honestly would've been cool to see che guevara in an indy movie
I brought my metal straw from home!
Indy coming out as pan has got to be THE cinematic highlight of his life. (Temple of Doom was the first movie where my little brother had a conscious thought of attraction towards both Indy and the main actress, so I guess you could say Indy has been going woke & helping people discover themselves for years haha)
Fucking loved this one lol
my headcannon is that Wu Han (indy's friend disguised as a waitor in the opening of Temple of Doom) was his boyfriend at the time. Gonna go edit the wiki now.
@@LikeAFoxStudios my headcannon is that Wu Han was actually transgender
@@LikeAFoxStudios OH HELL YEAH that death scene is incredibly intimate, so now I will forever interpret it that way lolll thank you for giving me a new head cannon
Cannon head it t hat...Wu Han had a Golden Lab...🤔
@@LikeAFoxStudios oh god that makes it triple sad 😢
i actually love this unironically. im autistic and indie is one of my comfort characters so… 😅
"I brought my metal straw from home!"
😆
I think I prefer this version of Indiana Jones, he feels more like a washed up celebrity drunkenly recounting tales of his success on a TV interview.
and the film crew are either listening intently or nervously bored.
1:09, though…
I GUARANTEE, the new movie is gonna have a moment where Indy says like "Nazis are awful" and ppl on youtube are gonna get so mad that they photoshop Kathleen Kennedy into the Karl Marx.
@@LikeAFoxStudios
Exactly! Like, seriously, Indy’s vendetta against Nazis is nothing new… at all!
Beating the everlasting crap out of Nazis has been one of his biggest trademarks since his very first movie!
@Joseph Montgomery I mean imagine ppl getting mad about HATING NAZIS. Like easily one of the most evil group to ever exist xb.
Ruff Tuff Buff Woke Indie: "Nazis suck!"
CZcams/Reddit Bros: "Akkkshuuuuuaaalllllllyyyyyyy they had some really smart economic policies and tbh I think the whole 6 million jews thing gets really blown out of proportion"
"Sorry, I was stimmimg."
i also experimented my sexuality with a non-binary fellow named elijah
I don’t know how, but I think this video gets funnier every time I watch it. My favorite part might just be Indy cracking the whip and then just yelling some progressive message with no prompting. If I had to choose a favorite quote, it’s probably a toss-up between “GUN CONTROL NOW!” and “I BROUGHT MY METAL STRAW FROM HOME!” It’s just so jarring that it’s hilarious. You guys do great work here. I can’t wait for you folks to make it big!
I've had this on loop for abt 20 minutes trying to memorize it; this is a masterpiece
Why are you showing us a clip from the actual movie?
Do you guys have a physical inability to miss? Laughed my head off with this one
Inability is not a socially correct term, it's unconventional ability
Still not enough data points. They haven't missed yet, but we'll need them to crack out a few hundred more videos before we can be sure
@@basil_burrito don’t really care tbh
@@BIDZ180 ofc ofc
@@oxfordrosie1 /s
this is my new favourite of yours. terrific video
How did you get a leaked copy of the script?
Let's check those review ratings! Oooo.
Amazing, my dad would be furious.
The complaints over the capitalism joke in the Indy 5 trailer is hilarious when you consider who the literal villains of the fourth movie were.
Phoebe Waller Bridge is so charming and will probably be a fun addition to the movie, but you just KNOW she’s the character that 43 year old guys with funko pops are gonna get mad about and tweet about for 4 years.
@@LikeAFoxStudios oh, you were being series? I figured it was just a self parody of the impending box office failure 😬
I don’t think Indy 5 is gonna be good lol. But I don’t think the bad parts are gonna be because of wokeness or feminism. It’ll be bad because it’s a studio cash grab.
If you think the joke in this skit is “movies are too woke now” then you didn’t read the title.
@@LikeAFoxStudiosYou can see how in a vacuum this joke can work effectively towards precisely the opposite of what you intended. Kinda reminds me of South Park, and how Trey / Matt said that Liberals and Conservatives tend to like the same episodes of the show, interpreting them very differently in intent.
@@TheCaliRhinodid you just say 'you were being series'?
What, so ALL OF A SUDDEN historical artifacts held by private collectors and Nazis belong in museums? Indy has been strong-armed by the woke mob. Should we boycott?
I brought my metal straw from home
OK BUT ARE WE NOT GOING TO MENTION THE MAKEUP ITS AMAZING
(also: this channel seems like it's going to be my next favorite thing ever oh my GOD how are you this underrated??)
Okay, but the idea of Indy introducing himself to his students with his pronouns is actually kind of sweet
There's something eternally great about characters who have weirdly high levels of care in specific areas and just continuing to be awful in everything else
This is one of those beautiful videos that just gets funnier every time I watch it, and I find myself quoting it more often than I'd like to admit.
Ironic how the ad before this vid was the new indiana jones movie
He's so brave
It's hard to choose my favorite moment but I think it has to go to "I brought my metal straw from home!"
the amount of people ACTUALLY mad at this is genuinely hilarious
I would unironically watch this as a comedy
legit one of my favourite videos ever. Sometimes I remember it out of the blue and quietly laugh to myself. Truly a masterpiece
I laughed at the puzzle part.
I'm high as balls and this is the funniest shit I've ever seen
If he tries to stop the 1% my dad’s going to lose it
As an old Geezer I can’t wait to see this on Netflix 😂
Heads up! When it goes to streaming it'll probably go to Disney plus because Disney owns lucasfilm
@@shempai1166 You know, That is likely the truth! It will drive DeSantis Nutz
SORRY I WAS STIMMING I CANT
died at the stimming joke😂
Dude, when I phone it in I don't even get out of bed.
Hope the vocal cords recovered okay.
This is one of the few videos that has me laughing no matter how many times I watch it
Hat off “I wasn’t always the best with consent” 😂😂😂
I can totally buy that him constantly whipping is his way of stimming.
i need you to understand. i kin this. i relate so deeply to this video on a spiritual level. its so funny but so awesome. bless you. *whip crack* GAY RIGHTS
Oooh saw this reposted on tumblr (my friends were quoting it for weeks). Sad to see it's got such a low viewcount here!
Yeah I was surprised to see it only had 60k views, I thought it would have at least two million
1:01 sorry, Indiana but your sidekick unfortunately died in his hometown in 1976. It seems to be related to some "Project Condor" thingy.
it's weird that I wish this was the movie, it fits how this actor wishes the movie really wanted it to be. you know diverse and exciting, which I am sure it was not
Ultra-inclusive old gruff action hero is honestly so damn charming...
The "sorry i was slimming" was the best line 😂
I quote bits from this video every day. thank you
my dad's probably still gonna see it and then tell me about it
Just watched the movie. I loved the part where Indy said "It's whippin time!" And proceeded to whip everybody. Sorry for the spoilers.
Ok but that would be lowkey awesome lol
Great video guys
The whip jokes really *cracked* me up
Indiana Jones and the mysterious gender
absolutely brilliant. amazing vid belly laughs all through XD
This is just perfection. Nothing can top this.
this is BRILLIANT. saw it in a reddit video and had to binge watch the channel.
One of the most amazing things I have ever witnessed
God this is absolute perfection, great bit!
this channel is so fucking funny. you're gonna be big mark my words.
**encapsulates words in the Seal of Approval®** ARRRK AARRRK!
This goes hard
This is what the new Indiana Jones is gonna be
Every time he cracks the whip the more woke he gets
Just saw this movie last night. Full audience. The movie was awesome!
Now THAT’S what I call satire!🫡
The make-up reminds me of Borderlands' and Telltale Games' artstyle.
*aggressively cracks whip*
Sorry I was stimming 😂😂😂😂😂
As an autistic guy I wish my stimming involved a random weapon. 😂
And as it turned out, your conservative dad didn’t know the half of it. His mistake was thinking Indy would be the hero at all!
if this is how the new movie turns out, I'd watch it.
This ruined the movie for me, i kept thinking of how spot on the impression is 😂😂
The joke is on you then.
You guys are awesome 😂. You guys are going to get so much more subscribers if you keep this up😂
Omg his dad DID deadname him