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Wait a minute he shouldn't be eating due to gout and look his feet they look fine.

Dude needs to learn how to cook his own meals.

I love how so many insults and quotes from dsp that were meant for other people, ultimately fit him so well now.

I'll never trust a man on barbecue who eats with his legs crossed

DSP never ever disappoints the brainrot apparently is still present in full effect.

Not like phil or kat make a stew out of the meat or anything. Just throw it in the trash for weeks until the trashman comes.

Wow this guy ....

Holy fuck do you complain while playing dude. I put you on background noise amd all I was hearing is waaah this waaaah that

He must drink everyday because hes 6 shots in and literally not acting any different than he normally does.

He just complains about it to get a refund

"I feel sick..." Also: "I haven't eaten today, just a bagel and six shots of tequila"

You know, I could've sworn Phil said he's going to stop drinking on stream, but those streams seem to make him the most money.

What waste of good chicken. Y do ppl pay this guy?

7 000 calories btw, no wonder why Khet is huge.

when his wife cooks up the sloppiest slop, its "yum-yum-yum-yum! delectable!" but when a restaurant filled with professionals cooks something, it's not as good!

First the mexican bowl and guac, and now this :(

Phil sits like 💅

Wow, just throw out the chicken because it's dry? Gee, I don't know, but use it for a chicken soup, maybe make chicken salad? But he's broke ya'll!

This "Feasting with Phil" was especially disgusting, because the camera perspective was even less flattering than usual. It was also a waste of time. He just does not know what entertaining content even is. I see him milking the slop he cooks up every day for a few more years, while revenue further declines. Then, before long, his "career" will be over. If he lasts past 2030, I'll consume a broomstick from the bottom end up.

Phil everything you do and buy is a waste of money.

11:03 omg that snort was just plainly not acceptable

NEW TITLE: DSP expects Gordan Ramsey level take out food

This is just all a setup to refund on DoorDash. Phil’s a born scammer.

Lmao, I don't know why he thinks we care about watching him eat basic boring ass food. "LOOK ITS BBQ~!!!" like, so what bro. We're americans---we've had it before, AND better.

this guy is a buffoon. also 45 here and this was my first run through this genre. I suck at this style as a gamer but the game gives you at least a few other ways to get through fights. Need a distraction? Summons. Don’t wanna be close? I cheesed almost all the furnace golems with Loretta’s Greatbow. 2 of them went down in 15 seconds with furnace pots. Comet Azure melts dragons - and just about anything huge except furnace golems. Lots of solutions in the game that do not require difficulty slider fragments. He didn’t use any Phalanx style spells that can add to a stagger.. list goes on and on. No thought put forth whatsoever.

Why is it that only phil has these input problems? Not a single other person has dropped inputs or bad rng hit detection. The pignosis is strong.

Riven? You mean like 1997 Riven? Dude.

what a waste of food

Last time I was here, his facial hair was still black. 😂

Uber eats delivered Ready-to-eat meals, 100% fresh from the Walmart Deli,

$100 on food in ONE sitting for two (and 3/4, Khet is fat) people. That's a couple of weeks worth of groceries for me, give or take. He looks like he hasn't eaten in 3 weeks anytime he eats on camera. He panhandles over 50 bucks a night, and cries poor. Hope the IRS is watching and building a nice big tab.

This meal is worse than Foodie Beautie Stale Simpsons donuts feast. The both gluttons got yesterday leftover garbage.

He orders fast food and door dash constantly and still hasn't figured out that most take out is *trash* Guess this is par for thr course with how neither of them know how to cook anything with less than 5 pounds of sugar

"I'm sick. I know! I will impede my immune system by not eating and slamming "tequila!" "

Throw out the rest... wow... how fucking spoiled is this man child.

Kat must be so happy in the snort fort, can't even eat a meal without Phillip Ramsay coming out to complain about every single aspect of the food.

DSP making out with corn on the cob!

DSP redacts can’t cope with the FACT DSP CANT STOP WINNING!

C. S. Lewis pointed out that pickiness about food is a form of gluttony

welcome to flavourful town

People are bringing Phil up because he IS a Lolcow. I know the other watchers know that. This is for him. Since he definitely does watch these vids.

Show the restaurant this video lol

Couldn't even repurpose his leftovers after he eats like a 10 year old. What an aristocrat foodie

He is so dumb and entitled it's just crazy to me how he acts. He orders a BBQ and then lets it get completely cold only to complain that the chicken and ribs are now dry.

Street fighter was boring by the late 90s. Also, I haven't filed taxes for 12 of the last 16 years. Nobody cares, Pill.

Tired of begging? Get a job then 😂

The editing on this one was just perfect. Bravo for all the hard work that Phil will never do in his life.

"I can't afford Nintendo championship for $30-40“ $100 of food later.

I did enjoy Famous Dave's 'Devil's spit' sauce. I never really liked rotisserie chicken, but the images that came from this are quite grotesque, and I love it.

Y’all have a weird obsession with this guy