Pig gets distracted because his cat jumps on his chair. Meanwhile, Maximilian can fight and win with his daughter jumping him from behind and still talk to her all at the same time
"you should literally delete the game and delete your internet fukin social media!!" oh come on now! he just beat you up in a video game. it's not like he did anything truly humiliating that will follow him for the rest of his life, like, oh i dont know, JERKING OFF on CAMERA
@@Poopbucket45 I like to pretend he's looking in a mirror anytime he loses. Sorry, I meant any time he starts losing. Sorry, I meant any time something doesn't go his way. Sorry, I meant any time he's breathing.
â@@hillarybanks92 it's so cruel how his aunt didn't warn him that he might end up with gout after 10+ years of drinking gin like a fish and eating like a fucking raccoon all day every day!
He needs to go to therapy to find out why he can't cope with the idea of losing or being wrong at something. It seeps into every aspect of his life and content, he has to always "win" and get one over on people. It is his biggest problem and has held him back his entire life as the majority of the issues regarding his personality feed back into this trait of always having to win and being unable to handle loss.
If he doesnât constantly bitch like this what does he have to talk about? Nothing. Heâs the King of Hate itâs all heâs ever had to be interested in him about. Now itâs just people making fun of him and a handful of dents supporting him.
I mean itâs pretty clear. He says his mother brushed his hair until he was about 18 years old heâs a man child. Children have a hard time emotionally with losing.
Imagine unironically saying âyou did nothing to hit meâ after getting youâre ass beat and being over the age of seven. His super power is not realizing how embarrassing this lol
Admits to multi mashing inputs and acts surprised that it âdropsâ inputs when itâs reading all his multipresses and giving him the garbage heâs hitting
âany monkey could do what youâre doing right nowâ then do it phil. if youâre so confident in that statement, pick cammy and do that combo consistently
Especially as the cat just jumped on the chair with him. It wasnât like he walked in front of tv and was jumping at TV or anything. He just wanted a bit of attention from him. Who knows maybe he was trying to calm him down.
He bitched about having to do Patreon videos and not being able to stream tonight as well. He blames the people who gave him $50 because he can't organise his own schedule...
It would not be stressful to still do both streams and do Patreon react videos. It's literally just pressing record and watching some dumbass videos for an hour or two. Lazy mf
He thinks his opponents aren't better than him because they don't impress him or "outplay" him. Bro it's skill based matchmaking in a popular game with a large player pool, you're not entitled to matches with the vastly more skilled pros that you think you should be playing against.
27:42 the fact that his mother combed his hair until he was 17 by itself is shameful enough, but him bringing it up unprompted is outright insane. You couldnât get me to confess something like that even under torture, he uses it to blame his mother for his own hairline and unhealthy ways. WowâŠ
â@@erheetrherh2659Thabks I was about to comment thag exact thing. Combing your hair doesn't destroy your hairline lmao, it's just that he wants to believ that he is aging geacefulyđđđ
@@erheetrherh2659 but you know what does? Binge drinking and bad eating habits! Up to a point of course, genetics are heavily involved, but Dave doesnât do himself any favors with his crappy diet of midnight burgers and gin.
The funny thing is that his mother *IS* to blame for his hairloss: guys get their hair genes from the motherâs side of the family. If your maternal grandfather and uncles went bald early, odds are so will you. đ
9:08 - 9:40 This clip is insane, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. 1) How can a grown man be unable to move a declawed cat? 2) Confirming point 1, he then sprays (??) the cat with water (what bottle is he drinking from that has a spritzer?). Surely gently picking up a cat is less disruptive than harassing it by spraying it with water. WTF
imagine 50-60 year old DSP still begging for 5.00 pay pal tips and reminding us that youtube takes 30% and all the ways to donate to to the channel. Super fun positive chill stream only allowed to chat about the game , and help me win faster
his attitude is like this because he did get that toy (it was just a few months later), and everything else he demanded from his simpleton parents, like a brand new car that he totaled by illegally driving without his glasses
Imagine being an adult, and actually giving this guy money. Remeber, when he does a personal react stream, heâs charging $50 for it. So heâs actually getting paid for what would be a late night stream. His viewers must all be in âżïž
sounds so odd when he says it like that, "private patreon videos" like he's doing some strictly men only fans videos on the side hustle for spare hogan funds. đ€ą đ€ź
Doctor: Any last words Phil? Phil: Yes please tell everyone how they can support, and please try to hit the $100 tip goal so you can put the M. Bison hat on me when I go, cause right now I have received ZERO contributions. đđđđđ this guy is nuts for real
Remember the scene in the Boondocks in the Catcher Freeman episode when Ruckus was telling his version and the slaves were making fun of how the owner talked when he got mad? Thatâs how Phil talks. âStaahp draahping my inputs! Itâs going to staahp right now!â đđ
They did early in the stream and he was like 'what? I've only played two matches I'm not having a break' But he was already getting volcanically pissed off after just two matches
âDropped inputâ is his go to excuse for every game he plays. Instead of owning up to a misplay no lets make up a scenario that never happened and blame it on that. Dude is wild lol a habitual liar.
I love when he fights the aki complaining everything she's doing is pattern play when he starts every round with drive dash and the guy starts punishing him. Like Phil...just stop. Also Phil is the biggest scrub out of anyone he played against, all he does is spam drive dash and aerials because they're hard to punish against bison. And then he immediately does wakeup reversal every time he's knocked down or in the corner.
I cannot state how much I love the "pattern play" excuse, because there's so many facets too it that individually make him look bad enough, but together make him look seriously mentally challenged. One being even if they were all pattern players, you're factually the bigger scrub because you lose to it every time. So if they're scrubs, you're a Scrub Bottom and they Top you 9/10.
There is also the fact that his Bison does every single thing he accuses others of. Safe repetitive patterns, mashing MP hoping for a chain regardless of space, same desperate drive reversals on wakeup. Then he rages when someone blocks him and punishes.
DSP is the guy who goes outside, finds out that it rains and says "No, it's not raining. It's just wet sunshine. It doesn't rain dood, i did nothing wrong" but the thing is... he believes it with all of his heart
typical phil game: that was scissors! that was headstomp! that was standing fierce! that was low medium! that was drive rush! that was my drive impact! rinse and repeat
I love how he believes just saying the name of moves means he's the superior player, despite the fact that he just got wrecked. The proof of the pudding is in the eating, my doooooood
@@Apollo3p I love when he blamed it on jasper. pretty soon he'll be blaming the Big Bitch, and she'll sit on him and that will be the end of his "legacy"
Your intro is gold. When he says state taxes he has to pay that came out of no where. I live in Washington. There is NO state tax in Washington. There is just federal tax.
I cant lie, i moved to WA 3 years ago and ive been wondering WTF hes even talking about in the intro....didnt even dawn on me that he lied so flagrantly....but his dents dont know so i get it i guess.
Literally blaming his cat for his loss wtf
60 blames per second
His excuse book never ends.. he blamed the heat also
There are no cats at irl tournaments. He will be amazing if he goes to an irl tournament!
Jasper is just larping as his cat, he's really a detractor.
He's going to start calling Jasper a situational disability đ
"Why is he punching me??!"
Bro you agreed to the fight lol
Not once but twice
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lmfao this actuallu made me laugh out loud bro
Why is he hitting me?!? Iâm not even doing anything !!!! Not what I wanted!! Hail Mary wake up level 3 super drive rush, thatâs game.
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Pig gets distracted because his cat jumps on his chair. Meanwhile, Maximilian can fight and win with his daughter jumping him from behind and still talk to her all at the same time
Phil would have slapped the shit out of that kid if she tried that on him in real life.
Justin Wong as well.
@@jazzygeofferz PR Balrog competed in a tournament while holding his baby
â@@TheLaurelCrown i read that news
"you should literally delete the game and delete your internet fukin social media!!" oh come on now! he just beat you up in a video game. it's not like he did anything truly humiliating that will follow him for the rest of his life, like, oh i dont know, JERKING OFF on CAMERA
in front of kids
â@ninjafrog6966 it's the guy! I'm watching his Twitch!
"Oh, the camera was on this whole time?"
â@@intellectic9155"Hullo...."
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THANK YOU
'Jasper distracted me, I almost got him!'
my brother in Christ, you got perfected.
I know it's just a saying but he is not your brother in Christ, if Hell exists, it exists for a reason, for people like him đ
Jasper remains one of his biggest detractors. We hear you Jasper and appreciate your support.
everyone knows cats hate pigroachs
He is a real one, a true đ đ.
Jasper 4 Prezdent đșđČ
Best money phil ever spent!
So no treats for Jasper tonight?
Big ups Agent De Claude
For a game with no steaks he sure is acting like itâs a barbecue
Omg đ
Ahh yes. Smoked pig is back on the menu booooooys.
Gout
No nice juicy tender steaks.
Celebrate Gout 100
Gets perfected, â you donât know how to play street fighter at allâ đ
Dood, he did nothing wrong in that match. He did everything right. Game sucks.
@@Poopbucket45 I like to pretend he's looking in a mirror anytime he loses.
Sorry, I meant any time he starts losing.
Sorry, I meant any time something doesn't go his way.
Sorry, I meant any time he's breathing.
Btw those Cammy was Raw Phil lol.
Dang piggy, the self hate is real
Why would you rage quit? There are no stakes remember! đ„©đ„©đ„©
No steaks.
He canât have stakes because of the gout, you know his aunt didnât tell him to see a doctor normally!
â@@hillarybanks92 it's so cruel how his aunt didn't warn him that he might end up with gout after 10+ years of drinking gin like a fish and eating like a fucking raccoon all day every day!
Because he is a lying hypocrite.
Ego, pride
Every single loss. No matter what, no matter how he is beat, he always thinks he didnât get beat legitimately. Dude has a major mental issue
He needs to go to therapy to find out why he can't cope with the idea of losing or being wrong at something. It seeps into every aspect of his life and content, he has to always "win" and get one over on people. It is his biggest problem and has held him back his entire life as the majority of the issues regarding his personality feed back into this trait of always having to win and being unable to handle loss.
He's the white LTG
@@CornerPressurEtheyâre both absolute tards. They both avoid accountability like the plague
If he doesnât constantly bitch like this what does he have to talk about? Nothing.
Heâs the King of Hate itâs all heâs ever had to be interested in him about. Now itâs just people making fun of him and a handful of dents supporting him.
I mean itâs pretty clear. He says his mother brushed his hair until he was about 18 years old heâs a man child. Children have a hard time emotionally with losing.
đ·: "You just mash buttons and gamble!"
Heh, Phil must have been talking to himself there
Especially the gamble part
âIâm waiting for a legit hitâ
*Counter hit*
âStill waiting for a legit hitâ
Again, responsibility is a foreign concept to this man
"I WANNA WIN MATCHES" literally sounds like a 5 year old crying over online points.
5 year old would be better at SF though, they would train in the lab and become really good then Mock DSP and get banned in matches
I pray there's perfect ko's in these videos simply for the seal laugh edits. They kill me every time.
Me too. I lmao every time.
Saw this comment and was like "I'm gonna be on the lookout now" and it was LITERALLY the first match đ€Łđ
Philâs fake laughs make me embarrassed for him. I doubt heâs even fooling the dents
@@SeffTrollins perfect! Peeeerfeect!!! Ack ack ack ack
Multiple perfects in this vid. He got cooked
Total gambler mantality. Only talks about the wins, never the loses and cant step away from the table.
That A.K.I. was fucking brilliant.
*65 year old man yells at Street Fighter 6*
He's 65??? I thought we was like 40
Imagine unironically saying âyou did nothing to hit meâ after getting youâre ass beat and being over the age of seven. His super power is not realizing how embarrassing this lol
His cat tries to hang out with him and he sprays him with water.
Phil canât be likable if he tries. He would be a villain if he wasnât such a soy
Jasper is a slave and its the least of the bad shit dsp does lool
> Scrubs are mashing their way to Master because Capcom sucks
> Pig highest rank is Master and Is stuck in Master
Worse yet, he's stuck in 1500 because above 1600 people have way better matchup knowledge and 1800 onward.....yeah pigs can't meet god.
Once again his ego wrote checks his butt canât cash
Jaha proved this in the famous Jaha vs Dsp parking lot meet up... dsp physically cried and said he forgot what he said
@@dertythegrower I believe that ass whopping would have done wonders for phil and had he caught it he would be a different person today.
â@@pko1683I'm telling you now brother that beating would've done nothing but make him more of a hermit. He's a natural born yapper
Jasper is the ultimate detractor. Remember when he exposed WWE Champions on DSP's phone? And when he pulled the plug?
He has to live with DSP, itâs only natural heâd hate DSP more than anybody
Admits to multi mashing inputs and acts surprised that it âdropsâ inputs when itâs reading all his multipresses and giving him the garbage heâs hitting
âany monkey could do what youâre doing right nowâ
then do it phil. if youâre so confident in that statement, pick cammy and do that combo consistently
You're less than a monkey doing patterns. Good job Phil
Meanwhile an infant monkey can do what he's doing with Bison. Easiest character to use in the game.
He canât play as Cammy because heâs married stoopid!
Me when my beloved companion distracts me from an inconsequential online game (He will suffer for this treason)
Secret agent Jasper is the one behind the lag and losses.
Most likely Jasper screwed with his modem as well, trying to blacklist phil from the internet
admitting your mom used to do your hair until you were 16-17 is wild lol
What else did she do for him....
How can capcom get away robbing this guy inputs! WOW
Kahpcam*
they stole his tire too! and made his wife gain 200lbs
Same way he gets away with robbing his dents.
Someone to do a class acktion lawsuit against Scatcom
Come AHN DOOD
And yet look at the money he still made, these dents really are something special
i doubt those anon tips are real, either they are fake or the OIC is going file a bankruptcy
Ikr, it's unreal there's ppl out there that'll give him a dime. I can't fathom it. He's such a flagrant lying pos.
â@@jjjordan3881it's mostly OIC using its many alt accounts tbf. As soon as it disappears from piggy's streams, so too will piggy đ€
@@thinkindark 1 health emergency from OIC and DSP will be homeless
I heard these pathetic excuses and they were ridiculous but now he's blaming his loses on his cat unreal
Especially as the cat just jumped on the chair with him. It wasnât like he walked in front of tv and was jumping at TV or anything. He just wanted a bit of attention from him. Who knows maybe he was trying to calm him down.
He really thought M. Bison was his ticket to the upper echelons of SF6đ
He bitched about having to do Patreon videos and not being able to stream tonight as well. He blames the people who gave him $50 because he can't organise his own schedule...
heâs literally his own boss, he makes his own schedule
It would not be stressful to still do both streams and do Patreon react videos. It's literally just pressing record and watching some dumbass videos for an hour or two. Lazy mf
@@ninjafrog6966 And proof that not everyone is meant for self-employment.
â@darkmagicianscousin5261 piggy isn't self employed, not really. He's just a professional, full-time beggar from the comfort of his snort fort
3 hours of pure grind to get -27 MR, keep it up Phil đȘđȘđȘ
âIâm going to training right FUCKING NOWâ -DSP
âIâve actually never labbed everâ -DSP
Don't forget this is a 40+ year old "man" yet he throws excuses and tantrums like a 5 year old. Very mature and robust content.
Very robust. Much curation.
This is one sad little creature lol
â@@GamerGarm wow
he's 42 and tbh bro no one ever really fully grows up :(
Yet he still manages to make money.
He thinks his opponents aren't better than him because they don't impress him or "outplay" him. Bro it's skill based matchmaking in a popular game with a large player pool, you're not entitled to matches with the vastly more skilled pros that you think you should be playing against.
42 years old Ladies and Gentlemen
Reminder that people pay him to act like a spoiled child
dude the perfect ko clip kills me every single time it plays đđ
27:42 the fact that his mother combed his hair until he was 17 by itself is shameful enough, but him bringing it up unprompted is outright insane. You couldnât get me to confess something like that even under torture, he uses it to blame his mother for his own hairline and unhealthy ways. WowâŠ
Blame everyone else
And thats not how even hairloss works, you can plug your hair all you want, it doesn't kill the hair follicle.
â@@erheetrherh2659Thabks I was about to comment thag exact thing. Combing your hair doesn't destroy your hairline lmao, it's just that he wants to believ that he is aging geacefulyđđđ
@@erheetrherh2659 but you know what does? Binge drinking and bad eating habits! Up to a point of course, genetics are heavily involved, but Dave doesnât do himself any favors with his crappy diet of midnight burgers and gin.
The funny thing is that his mother *IS* to blame for his hairloss: guys get their hair genes from the motherâs side of the family. If your maternal grandfather and uncles went bald early, odds are so will you. đ
Idk how you can be so bad at a game you play literally all the time. It makes no sense.
its hard to play video games with hooves
The inability to learn from mistakes. His mama told him as a kid nothing was ever his fault and he unironically still believes this.
He's not "bad" per say. he just doesn't adapt. What he's complaining about is that this game doesn't play like SF2.
The only thing he's gotten really good at is making excuses. Practice makes perfect.
He's playing ranked
No fucking way he pulled out the cat distraction excuse lmfao that's a new one.
I would like to see an hour of Cammy compliations.
If its so pattern, Dave, counter it.
ScamSideDave and the $300,000 WWE Champions Scam will NEVER be forgotten...
In Philburts defense getting distracted by Jasper is technically getting distracted by half of his "family"
in terms of mass, kat counts for at least 95% of his """family"""
Itâs a whole fucking family reunion in that closet.
@@larkwans2725That's 95% including the mass of Phil. Bomboclaat big gyal
Dem cheeks got clapped tonight đđđ
Poor Jasper took the blame
9:08 - 9:40 This clip is insane, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. 1) How can a grown man be unable to move a declawed cat? 2) Confirming point 1, he then sprays (??) the cat with water (what bottle is he drinking from that has a spritzer?). Surely gently picking up a cat is less disruptive than harassing it by spraying it with water. WTF
I think he sprays Jasper because he thinks it discourages him from the same behaviour, but cats donât understand that at all⊠poor fucking cat
Phil shouldnât be allowed to own a pet. I canât imagine dousing my cat with water. He is truly a scumbag.
I love how the dents are responsible for leaving his door open. Lmao, literally anything he can do to avoid accountability.
God heâs such a baby đ
I can't wait for him to be in his '50s living with his parents
Itâs like that old guy from to catch a predator whoâs like 45 and tells Chris Hanson that his moms totally going too take his computer away
@@whocares1631 "Old guy" "45" - Damn.
âMahm!! Bathroom!!â
imagine 50-60 year old DSP still begging for 5.00 pay pal tips and reminding us that youtube takes 30% and all the ways to donate to to the channel. Super fun positive chill stream only allowed to chat about the game , and help me win faster
Nothing he could do. Bugged adult mechanics dood
"WHY IS HE PUNCHING ME TWICE!!!" does he really not think that ppl can't see the giant orange COUNTER HIT on screen
Complete đ© attitude itâs all cause he didnât get that Wolverine toy đ§ž
his attitude is like this because he did get that toy (it was just a few months later), and everything else he demanded from his simpleton parents, like a brand new car that he totaled by illegally driving without his glasses
All cause Daves pull out game weak.
Jasper has a blast making his owner whine and scream and it's easy to see why!
That AKI combo was insane! props to that guy
I love how Phil says tip me $100 now so we donât have to worry about it like itâs are job to tip him. What a creep
Now I fear for Jasper, is just matter of time he gets so heated that he may kick jasper full force. đą
I think Jasper wins that fight lol dsp would hide in the bathroom and be like "I'm an alcoholic! It's naht my fault!"
And if he doesn't get banned after doing something like that, then it is official that he has more plot armour than Goku
This is a 58 year old man freaking out about one of them beat em up games đ
I hope Phil's parents see the results of their parenting on display every time he """"works"""" đ
Imagine being an adult, and actually giving this guy money. Remeber, when he does a personal react stream, heâs charging $50 for it. So heâs actually getting paid for what would be a late night stream. His viewers must all be in âżïž
They're mobile af for sure.
Itâs an all new low to blame Jasper. If I were Jasper Iâd start giving Argentina memberships out of spite.
Dsp when the offensive heavy character with little to no defensive tools does not infact have defensive tools: đ€Żđ€Żđ€Żđ€Żđ€Ż
Every time he acts smug, this is always right around the corner
You'd think he'd have learned to keep his mouth shut by now
Jasper bout to have the back claws removed at this rate.
How do his dents not understand that EVERY LOSS he goes off the rails. I'm convinced he's trolling.
Lol it's not trolling, he's really like this.
Philâs dents are the same people who give him money. Not the smartest bunch.
@@scorpion6328 Valid point!
Pandalee was underage
Memology does more work editing and censoring the first minute of the video than DSP has done in his whole life.
âI do this because you guys tell me thereâs meaning behind itâ is so fucking telling haha
Smfh.......these kids are legit weirdos
Add Jasper to the list of excuses.
sounds so odd when he says it like that, "private patreon videos" like he's doing some strictly men only fans videos on the side hustle for spare hogan funds. đ€ą đ€ź
Doctor: Any last words Phil?
Phil: Yes please tell everyone how they can support, and please try to hit the $100 tip goal so you can put the M. Bison hat on me when I go, cause right now I have received ZERO contributions.
đđđđđ this guy is nuts for real
You know he wanted to whip that cat into the wall. He is on the verge of tears playing this.
Remember the scene in the Boondocks in the Catcher Freeman episode when Ruckus was telling his version and the slaves were making fun of how the owner talked when he got mad? Thatâs how Phil talks. âStaahp draahping my inputs! Itâs going to staahp right now!â đđ
Lol jasper is the newest detractor
Someone needs to tell him to have a blinking break.
They did, he got pissed and refused.
They did early in the stream and he was like 'what? I've only played two matches I'm not having a break' But he was already getting volcanically pissed off after just two matches
âDropped inputâ is his go to excuse for every game he plays. Instead of owning up to a misplay no lets make up a scenario that never happened and blame it on that. Dude is wild lol a habitual liar.
Jasper's getting the belt tonight đ€
2:15 Remember $50 is NOT above and beyond according to dsp. Its just what is expected.
I love when he fights the aki complaining everything she's doing is pattern play when he starts every round with drive dash and the guy starts punishing him. Like Phil...just stop. Also Phil is the biggest scrub out of anyone he played against, all he does is spam drive dash and aerials because they're hard to punish against bison. And then he immediately does wakeup reversal every time he's knocked down or in the corner.
I cannot state how much I love the "pattern play" excuse, because there's so many facets too it that individually make him look bad enough, but together make him look seriously mentally challenged. One being even if they were all pattern players, you're factually the bigger scrub because you lose to it every time. So if they're scrubs, you're a Scrub Bottom and they Top you 9/10.
There is also the fact that his Bison does every single thing he accuses others of. Safe repetitive patterns, mashing MP hoping for a chain regardless of space, same desperate drive reversals on wakeup. Then he rages when someone blocks him and punishes.
Itâs still baffles me how he has any genuine fans left
-Fans- enablers
"F this game!!!" As he continues to play it and get his ass beaten. đđđ. He sucks so much that he blames his đ±. Lol
DSP is the guy who goes outside, finds out that it rains and says "No, it's not raining. It's just wet sunshine. It doesn't rain dood, i did nothing wrong" but the thing is... he believes it with all of his heart
typical phil game:
that was scissors! that was headstomp! that was standing fierce! that was low medium! that was drive rush! that was my drive impact! rinse and repeat
My damn wife flushed the toilet downstairs guys! It totally distracted me. It's not my fault, I did nothing wrong!
I love how he believes just saying the name of moves means he's the superior player, despite the fact that he just got wrecked. The proof of the pudding is in the eating, my doooooood
That AKI beat down had the cogs spinning for a new excuse đ
7:26 You could see him think, "I'm gonna blame the cat."
Damn cat distracting this hard working streamer, to the gulag with thee!
Poor Jasper đą
If he starts losing he just stops playing and puts the controller down.
He just starts explaining why he's losing instead of trying to counter his opponent.
Either that or do a few lean in bans
if theyre spamming the same pattern/move, you would think it would be EASIER to learn how to counter it
hell yes! i can watch this manchild's meltdown AGAIN!
Today was glorious
@@Apollo3p I love when he blamed it on jasper. pretty soon he'll be blaming the Big Bitch, and she'll sit on him and that will be the end of his "legacy"
Your intro is gold. When he says state taxes he has to pay that came out of no where. I live in Washington. There is NO state tax in Washington. There is just federal tax.
No fkn waaaay
Yet his minions continue to give him their money.
The dents would be prime material to join a cult.
I cant lie, i moved to WA 3 years ago and ive been wondering WTF hes even talking about in the intro....didnt even dawn on me that he lied so flagrantly....but his dents dont know so i get it i guess.
there is state taxes on businesses, which he does fall under
Thereâs no Income tax in WA.
I'm that ed at 20:30. felt hella good matching up against dsp and beating him 2-0.
Haha your ed was looking flashy against him
Jasper is getting hosed with a spray bottle tonight :(
It makes me happy seeing other Bison players INTERACT with his move list
đ§đ„©đ§ its delicious to see the pig going absolutely MAD with RAGE đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Lmao dude lost to his cat #DetractorJasper
No steaks cause MR points don't matter remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers.