52 Y/O Streamer Starts Screaming at Elden Ring DLC After Getting Braindamaged by the Boss Difficulty

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  • čas přidán 25. 07. 2024
  • God, the salt
    TIMESTAMPS
    1st BOSS 00:24 - 06:53
    Rage at open world 06:54 - 09:15
    2nd BOSS 09:16 - 15:13
  • Hry

Komentáře • 952

  • @Hurricane047
    @Hurricane047 Před měsícem +619

    I like how he's aging rapidly from playing this

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  Před měsícem +148

      Next vid he's 55

    • @CasualRacerRed
      @CasualRacerRed Před měsícem +37

      Father time is a detractor 😂
      ​@DSPTriesItMemology101

    • @era1907
      @era1907 Před měsícem +11

      LOL

    • @D3M0MAN912
      @D3M0MAN912 Před měsícem +14

      ​@@DSPTriesItMemology101 Oh, I know why Phil's aging quickly! He's got the medallion from Sifu!

    • @DeimionWolf
      @DeimionWolf Před měsícem +9

      he has to put a stop to metal gear before it's too late

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist Před měsícem +312

    "It's so stupid, he has hitboxes on his ass that hit you." YOU'RE STANDING IN LAVA PHIL.

    • @snoozeflu
      @snoozeflu Před měsícem +21

      "He has hit boxes on his AYUSS"

    • @RC-cv3bv
      @RC-cv3bv Před měsícem +20

      I don't get why he thinks only some parts of the dragon should be solid.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 Před měsícem +19

      gets fucking d smacked by the charging backleg '' whaaaaaat, invisible hitbox!!!''

    • @ej879
      @ej879 Před měsícem +9

      not only he's standing in lava.
      its like he never heard of collision damage by running dragon straight at him.

    • @AugieTbrah
      @AugieTbrah Před měsícem +19

      *get hits by the tail
      HUUUUUUUUH?! What hit me!?

  • @Nuskadamo
    @Nuskadamo Před měsícem +379

    The way he loses his shit because he had to walk around with his horse for 10 minutes without any immediate reward holy fuck lmfao. Bro talks as if the FromSoft devs killed his cat.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 Před měsícem +74

      Remember, kids these days are all about instant gratification and DSP is an adult.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist Před měsícem +35

      This guy runs down a river which on the map shows it leads to a dead end cliff. He then complains that the game doesn't let him fly up on top of the cliff at the end of the river.

    • @SilverDust90
      @SilverDust90 Před měsícem +3

      But he feels like they did, he'll forever mention these moments 15yrs from now when OIC ask him about Elden Ring

    • @zaccampa4055
      @zaccampa4055 Před měsícem +1

      He is CONSTANTLY complaining about everything lol it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
      I’m NoT tRyInG tO pLaY tHe ViCtIm HeRe 😑

    • @surrenderfleet
      @surrenderfleet Před měsícem +2

      And yet he seems so proud to brag about walking to the ice cream store with his horse on his Phils day awf begments

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx Před měsícem +107

    Remember boys and girls: anything that doesn't let him facetank and unga bunga is bad design according to Phil.

  • @Montbtw
    @Montbtw Před měsícem +141

    He’s so awful man it’s unreal. He’s played every Souls game and he is still one of the worst players I’ve ever seen.

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ Před 29 dny +5

      The fact hes played all soulslikes too💀👀

    • @FatalFist
      @FatalFist Před 23 dny +3

      Sad to say, I remember him playing Dark Souls for the very first time and his fans wanting him to play it because of his rage inducing behavior. At the time it was funny and he powered through it. Now days you just look at him in pity.

    • @Retardedspecies
      @Retardedspecies Před 15 dny

      Still all his points are valid...

    • @AkioJunichiro
      @AkioJunichiro Před 5 dny +1

      You can't improve yourself when it's never your fault

    • @gamefrk11523
      @gamefrk11523 Před 3 dny

      Chance_805 has DSP beat for the worst souls player😂

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 Před měsícem +156

    Stands in lava, mashes attacks, dies. "So stoopid." I agree.

  • @Deadricblood
    @Deadricblood Před měsícem +125

    Crazy how he says anyone who watches him with the purpose to see him fail/laugh at him isn’t welcomed when that’s like 99% of his fandom.

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 Před měsícem +3

      Most streamers ban those types of viewers, but they don't engage.

    • @Deadricblood
      @Deadricblood Před měsícem +8

      @@aggrocd1985 not true, plenty of streamers can lean into the “bad at video games haha” trope. Jerma being one of them, he’s not a good gamer but his commentary holds up and he’s such a likable guy.

    • @Some1Something
      @Some1Something Před měsícem +8

      If he played into the the I-suck-at-gaming shtick, he would have been a millionaire by now.

    • @Charliem1994
      @Charliem1994 Před měsícem

      Yeah, what an out of touch dipshit. Nice avatar btw, one of my favourite films 👌

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 Před měsícem +6

      @@Some1Something He'd have been a millionaire if he was responsible with his money, regardless.

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred Před měsícem +318

    "Why is there a hitbox there?" Um, sheer weight? Realistic anatomy? A freakin tail?

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  Před měsícem +72

      he want to hit the tail and cause damage, but don't want the tail to hurt him

    • @darkspheonix
      @darkspheonix Před měsícem +26

      He was also standing in lava

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo Před měsícem +29

      you can also hear his character do the burning to death scream, so it was in fact the lava that killed him. But piggy doesn't have his glasses on so ofc he can't see that

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 Před měsícem +22

      The Magma Wyrms do suck to fight, but it's just the Gaping Dragon charge attack that they're doing. Get away when they start running. This is not new to video games whatsoever. DSP should go experience the old MH Rathian run attack or something to really see how bogus the charges can be.

    • @SilentKnight234
      @SilentKnight234 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@lizzarooif only the dents had rallied enough to get to the gunner glasses goal 😢😂😂😂😂

  • @KiddCrowley
    @KiddCrowley Před měsícem +217

    "The dragon never hit me legitimately, it just kept using a stupid ahnline pattern. It didnt earn it dood"

    • @DerichndofCoomland
      @DerichndofCoomland Před měsícem +13

      UNEARNED

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 Před měsícem +18

      He has a point! That boss was a scrub using pattern play to take advantage of the dropped inputs! That dragon didn't outplay him!

    • @EnemyWasp
      @EnemyWasp Před měsícem +10

      THE GAME IS DROPPING MY MOVES! YOU DIDNT BEAT ME!

    • @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly
      @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly Před měsícem +6

      BUGGED SINGLE PLAYER MECHANICS DOOD

    • @collectingmemoriesyt
      @collectingmemoriesyt Před měsícem +5

      ​@EnemyWasp you joke but he really did say the game was dropping his inputs when he played through Elden Ring again recently before the dlc dropped.

  • @gobgonson8053
    @gobgonson8053 Před měsícem +145

    >spends 10 minutes complaining about hitboxes on the boss's ass
    >keeps running into the boss's ass anyway

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 Před měsícem +212

    Oh, how the salt is raining. He is gonna have a massive meltdown with future bosses of the DLC, if he doesn't rage-quit it first.

    • @kir0726
      @kir0726 Před měsícem +13

      I honestly want him to reach Radahn just because of how funny his rage will be.

    • @SmongoT_T
      @SmongoT_T Před měsícem +11

      Bayle will break him

    • @marine_castle
      @marine_castle Před měsícem +11

      ​@@SmongoT_T honestly, at least half of the remembrance bosses in their current state have the potential to break him(including Bayle)

    • @FKATorp
      @FKATorp Před měsícem +9

      Gaius charge hitbox will make him actually have a stroke

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 Před měsícem

      The DLC is rated at 50%. It blows. They cheesed the bosses.

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk Před měsícem +73

    lol legit is this man BLIND, he wasn't getting hit by the magma wyrm's ass he was STANDING IN LAVA

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird Před měsícem

      He’s blind AND incredibly stoopid

    • @Budd631
      @Budd631 Před měsícem +2

      There was nothing I could do-Dave

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Před měsícem +2

      *gets hit by tail*
      “Huh?! what hit me?!”

    • @johnnielurker
      @johnnielurker Před měsícem +1

      games fault 😂

    • @milkinobama8160
      @milkinobama8160 Před měsícem +3

      And he literally get hit by the dragons back legs so many times since he’s directly underneath it

  • @imherenow8
    @imherenow8 Před měsícem +216

    76 Y/O streamer screaming at elden ring

    • @GLKHD
      @GLKHD Před měsícem +4

      lmao

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 Před měsícem +11

      “ old man yells at clouds”

    • @ittybits
      @ittybits Před měsícem +5

      @@hillarybanks92"old man yells at cloud"* phillified it for you 😎

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 Před měsícem +3

      I like how this dlc keeps taking years off his life

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 Před měsícem +2

      Not exactly the old sniper is he.

  • @mcgarner1992
    @mcgarner1992 Před měsícem +45

    The funniest part is using a colossal hammer and not even two handing it with nothing on his left hand LOL

    • @itshololive
      @itshololive Před měsícem +12

      he has no clue how to build a character in these games without someone telling him exactly what to do

  • @MeowBlock
    @MeowBlock Před měsícem +92

    Piggy is mad

  • @vicblatz5204
    @vicblatz5204 Před měsícem +61

    Phil jump attacks the Ghostflame Dragon from 15 feet away: "it went right through him!"
    As he was still 8 feet away. Truly regarded.

  • @quemsereu2009
    @quemsereu2009 Před měsícem +133

    of course he is using the bull goat build to tank everything lmaao

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  Před měsícem +30

      Find the easy way for everything 😆😆

    • @gmualum08
      @gmualum08 Před měsícem +14

      and still finds a way to die

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 Před měsícem +5

      Try to tank*

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 Před měsícem +12

      Considering how delayed his reflexes are, a tank is really his only workable option.

    • @The-Quartet169
      @The-Quartet169 Před měsícem +2

      @@ashleybrooke2087of course their delayed look at him.

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg Před měsícem +49

    His baby rage was hilarious. The only thing the dragon did was move around a bit more. DSP is incapable of using his cheese gigahammer build against anything that is not completely stationary.

    • @DreySlayking
      @DreySlayking Před měsícem +13

      Yep. And crying about the hammer "going through" the dragon when he wasn't even close enough to hit it. Dude is blind.

    • @jjjordan3881
      @jjjordan3881 Před měsícem

      ​@DreySlayking and it was above him and yet still cried he was "unhittable". Fkn idgit.

    • @mrex666productions7
      @mrex666productions7 Před měsícem +1

      Also seems like when he was dealing with the Dragon it was genuine anger I haven't saw him this mad since he compared himself to Yakuza characters

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve Před měsícem +59

    You'd think that after all his experience with From Software games he'd realize: "Gee, their games are much more difficult than other games."
    Then again, this is the streamer who rage quit Kirby.

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo Před měsícem +5

      when he had his new stream border I realised again how many times he played through all of the souls games yet he doesn't remember any of the base mechanics of the games. ginbrain is no joke

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Před měsícem +4

      Kirby Souls dood! Nintendo lost their way! Minecraft is like Dark Souls DOOD got killed by scrub ZAHMBIES ragequit DAT SNORT

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Před měsícem +3

      @@lizzaroo His ability to not retain any information at all is truly astonishing. He's been gaming for years, and yet he can pick up and play any game at a level of 'what's a videogame, I've never played one before in my life' lol

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 Před měsícem +3

      Did he seriously rage quit a fucking Kirby game?

    • @lizzaroo
      @lizzaroo Před měsícem +2

      @@RazorusR3X777 Yes he compared a boss in it to dark souls and quit.

  • @quinngooch69
    @quinngooch69 Před měsícem +51

    Rellana is gonna send this goober into a mental spiral

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Před měsícem +1

      Hopefully he reaches her before she gets nerfed.

    • @Modie
      @Modie Před měsícem +1

      Tbh, I don't see him having big problems. He uses Jump R2 and a lot of her attacks just go over your head after one of those.

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Před měsícem

      @@Modie Final boss will I promise you that.

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ Před 29 dny

      ​@@Modieand he did😂

    • @ShaneT5S
      @ShaneT5S Před 23 dny +3

      Unfortunately he just cheesed one attack with his baby hand holding build and barely had any issue

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream Před měsícem +58

    The fact he can face tank 10+ hits and still be alive is astonishing how over prepared he is for this DLC.

    • @AlekTrev006
      @AlekTrev006 Před měsícem +17

      He supposedly entered it around Lvl-150, which is reasonable… but he then changed up his entire magic build to be this Vitality-heavy ‘armored tank build’ - after his fans’ advice, lol

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice Před měsícem +6

      @@AlekTrev006he saw an early Dark knight OP build on CZcams 😂 it’s made by khaze gaming I believe 😂 the dents tried to tell him 1st stream to re spec but Phil knows better and told him that it wouldn’t matter. Then next stream he randomly had the perfect build 😂

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 Před měsícem

      What's wrong with that?

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Před měsícem +5

      @@aggrocd1985 It's cheesy AF and takes away the skill aspect.

    • @darkslayerdon2133
      @darkslayerdon2133 Před měsícem +15

      ​@@aggrocd1985 Nothing if you do just boring asf to watch

  • @BasedF-15Pilot
    @BasedF-15Pilot Před měsícem +129

    The very same 52 year old that chastised his viewers' generations demanding instant gratification refuses to explore and find the power ups in the DLC, and is mad he doesn't kill every boss first try. The hypocrisy is palpable.

    • @PolyesterKyle
      @PolyesterKyle Před měsícem +17

      it's absurd how angry he gets at the first sign of trouble, like he dies a single time to a boss in a fromsoftware game and it's stupid and terrible game design, shit even taking damage once is enough to send him raging, you'd think if it pisses him off so much he'd get better at avoiding it!

    • @chrisyoder8985
      @chrisyoder8985 Před měsícem +9

      Doesn't look like he has the mental capacity to learn

    • @ShitOwl
      @ShitOwl Před měsícem

      he is the master of hypocrisy for a reason

    • @dynastes4938
      @dynastes4938 Před měsícem +4

      The worst thing about it is that he never ever could reflect upon and realize that. His mental capacity was never large, but years of alcohol have diminished it to the point of complete retardation.

    • @Luckyluke870
      @Luckyluke870 Před měsícem +2

      He’s 42 isn’t he ?

  • @redreploid1713
    @redreploid1713 Před měsícem +53

    Makes excuses playing elden ring, makes excuses playing sf6, makes excuses when he has low support, this guy is the king of excuses like damn

  • @AviaKun
    @AviaKun Před měsícem +33

    It’s not just him raging that makes it pathetic, it’s the fact that he blames all his problems on the game and never learns from his mistakes and try to git gud

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick Před měsícem +5

      All he needs to do is occasionally shrug his shoulders and say "damn, I messed that one up." He is incapable of doing that though.

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 Před měsícem +91

    1651 year old finally beats Elden Ring DLC

  • @Bumbum_Inspector
    @Bumbum_Inspector Před měsícem +146

    "Why is there a hitbox on the colossal creatures body that's trampling me?!?!?!" -DSP
    Jesus he's the worst gamer and streamer on the entire planet. No, the entire universe.

    • @ajshiro3957
      @ajshiro3957 Před měsícem +17

      He doesn't know what a tail is. He literally thinks the creature is just throwin it back like a 90s hiphop song. XD

    • @chrisyoder8985
      @chrisyoder8985 Před měsícem +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Gentou76
      @Gentou76 Před měsícem +5

      @@ajshiro3957 baby got back attack.

    • @kylebutlers
      @kylebutlers Před měsícem +5

      lol he fuckin just mashes swing and doesnt understand why hes getting hit lol he didnt dodge once the entire magma worm fight

    • @ajack1312
      @ajack1312 Před měsícem +6

      @@Gentou76Baby got back-ack-ack-ack

  • @asura48
    @asura48 Před měsícem +101

    Dents: you're getting damage from the lava
    Dsp:.....NO its naht......there's a hit box on his back
    "Proceed to take damage from the lava"

  • @amyford2971
    @amyford2971 Před měsícem +55

    3.08 yes Phil you were stuck because you were looking at your chat, probably hoping for tips for tonight’s hogan pulls, and your character walked into that column.

  • @loubloom1941
    @loubloom1941 Před měsícem +33

    Miyazaki is a detractor confirmed!

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 Před měsícem +24

    That's not even a new boss, thats just the Magma Worm, which wasnt even that difficult, all over again

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 Před měsícem

      There's like what, 3 or more in the base game? Which he's played through multiple times... and he STILL doesn't understand how to dodge their very obviously telegraphed attacks.

  • @CornerPressurE
    @CornerPressurE Před měsícem +30

    People beat this game naked and he's armored up with a heavy weapon slow rolling wondering why he's getting g hit lol

  • @sladethedoritospro8084
    @sladethedoritospro8084 Před měsícem +16

    Elden Gout: Beggar of the Acktree.

  • @CrAzYScOpEzX
    @CrAzYScOpEzX Před měsícem +24

    “How the fuck is my hammer keep missing him” why does he speak like Starfire

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel Před měsícem +31

    "Why is there a hitbox there?"
    Maybe because the boss is charging and swinging its tail?
    I don't even play this game and I understand that, he's so desperate for any excuse that isn't himself being shit

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 Před měsícem +3

      he applies the same logic to when he's trying to get into cover. he says things like
      "im in cover so i shouldn't have gotten hit"..while ignoring whats happening on screen. the action of the boss running away from him gave him a sense of safety

    • @alanrcastro8580
      @alanrcastro8580 Před měsícem +1

      the hitbox didn't changed by the way, it's the same enemy from base game. His back legs always did damage when he does the charge attack, since day one.

  • @washedfrank7233
    @washedfrank7233 Před měsícem +23

    Love how he refuses to improve and chooses to brute force every single encounter.

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 Před měsícem +2

      He plays as if his job is to finish the game as quickly as possible, rather that to entertain his audience.

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 Před měsícem +16

    This boy needs to trade in the gunner glasses for some real ones 😂

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ Před 29 dny +1

      Fr.. cant see his hammers range.. cant see lava... cant see enemys bodys and legs hitting him

  • @T171OO
    @T171OO Před měsícem +35

    He shouldn’t play these games, you can tell he hates them.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron Před měsícem +19

      He hates any game that isn't a walking sim

    • @T171OO
      @T171OO Před měsícem +3

      @@CloakofAuron Yeah but these game developers are know for their challenging games obviously, Phillip shouldn’t be playing such games. They affect his chi man!!!

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 Před měsícem +10

      he hates anything that doesnt get him money. He's not a gamer, he's the worst cam girl

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@shushshush7137 Cam Karen

    • @T171OO
      @T171OO Před měsícem

      @@shushshush7137 Although he does love him some WWE champions and that costs money 💰

  • @StrugglerChad
    @StrugglerChad Před měsícem +23

    He’s a professional Gaymer he did nothing wrong he did everything correct.

  • @jediknight2089
    @jediknight2089 Před měsícem +30

    The salt is glorious

  • @Baronvonkame
    @Baronvonkame Před měsícem +12

    "when all you have is a hammer everything is a nail"

  • @alpaca_picnic
    @alpaca_picnic Před měsícem +13

    the sekiro “STOP THIS!” meme kills me

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 Před měsícem +12

    I thought he was going to get wrecked by Bayle, but he isn’t even there yet.

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 Před měsícem +11

    DSP: "WTF! I MISSED!"
    Ghostflame Dragon: "You are a worm beneath notice."

  • @runnre
    @runnre Před měsícem +8

    *"SEEE! HITS ME WITH NOTHING!!!"* No Phil, it's big ass leg knee'd you in the back as it charged, no butt cheeks involved.

  • @tartarus5862
    @tartarus5862 Před měsícem +33

    I don’t think he’s gonna finish this DLC, I think he’s gonna rage quit the whole thing. 😆

    • @Doodlebo
      @Doodlebo Před měsícem +9

      His ragequits have been getting faster and faster at some point he’s going to press start, miss it, whine and say he hit start and ragequit

    • @KeyToAeris2024
      @KeyToAeris2024 Před měsícem +7

      Rennala is gonna eat him alive

    • @SleepyPupper
      @SleepyPupper Před měsícem

      Knowing what is waiting for him, yeah. He's too Gin-brain to finish

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Před měsícem +3

      @@KeyToAeris2024 Absolutely. Another streamer I watch who actually has skill almost rage quitted the DLC at Rennala. Phil is definitely going to rage quit if this cheese strat hammer strat doesnt work.

    • @Duncaster
      @Duncaster Před měsícem +1

      Rellana is going to ruin this man

  • @TlXlJ
    @TlXlJ Před měsícem +12

    stands in the crook of dragon’s leg joint, gets upset when it treats the dragon’s movement while he’s inside its hitbox as hits. keeps gravitating towards that same spot on the dragon. never change, dave.

  • @grimfang5023
    @grimfang5023 Před měsícem +27

    Whoever thought of dragons having a tail swipe are stupid. hue hue

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 Před měsícem +1

      It's not a tail swipe. He is standing on lava. You are just as regarded as he is.

    • @thaoremchan9234
      @thaoremchan9234 Před měsícem

      ​@@aggrocd1985 if you can't see that comment is sarcasm, you are the mentally incapable here.

    • @Loke...
      @Loke... Před měsícem +5

      @@aggrocd1985 the irony

    • @imshlomo2206
      @imshlomo2206 Před 18 dny

      You can easily jump over the tail

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod Před 16 dny

      ​@@aggrocd1985tbf he was also not by the trample as well

  • @Mercyswaifu
    @Mercyswaifu Před měsícem +16

    To be fair he already had brain damage years before this game lol

  • @bizzzzzzle
    @bizzzzzzle Před měsícem +10

    Dude says “no reason” more than any person I’ve heard in my life. It’s always for no reason no matter what it is.

  • @scorchbubbles
    @scorchbubbles Před měsícem +9

    The character has a unique screaming when burned to death, and it was definitely the magma that was hitting him

  • @Vinny440
    @Vinny440 Před měsícem +15

    8:46 YOU SAID FUCK EVERYONE IM DOING THIS FOR 20 MINUTES.

  • @SSZaris
    @SSZaris Před měsícem +10

    This is the year of the mental breakdown. I looove it XD

  • @DreySlayking
    @DreySlayking Před měsícem +10

    15 minutes of an elderly person crying about a video game like he's 5 years old.

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 Před měsícem +16

    52😂 you listen to the fans

  • @imaad5744
    @imaad5744 Před měsícem +7

    6-7 hours in and only one remembrance boss down and he says he’s not going slow 😂😂

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 Před měsícem +1

      '' every streamer are rushing'' aka every streamer doesn't suck ass, defeat bosses quickly and done most of the dlc

  • @AlexValeroXIV
    @AlexValeroXIV Před měsícem +11

    *bosses charges* "see...?! there shouldn't be a hit box there!" ITS CHARGING.if you're near the boss like touching the boss. WHAT YOU EXPECT? if you're near a bull irl and charges... you gonna say the same excuse?!

  • @victorvillanueva1104
    @victorvillanueva1104 Před měsícem +13

    Somehow he always has "delayed inputs" on every game he plays. Wonder if it could be something else thats causing it?Couldn't be him right?🤔

  • @MikoYotsuya292
    @MikoYotsuya292 Před měsícem +11

    10:55 Trollback netcode at it again!

  • @penguinsmovies
    @penguinsmovies Před měsícem +5

    Man he was on cloud 9 the first day but now the day 1 cash has run out the rage flows

  • @mossadagent2664
    @mossadagent2664 Před měsícem +10

    why he plays any fromsoft title is beyond me, obviously is no where near good enough, constantly complains, scrapes by with pity donations and embarrasses himself to no end.

  • @snoozeflu
    @snoozeflu Před měsícem +4

    You can hear in the tone of his voice how irritated and pis$y he is. Like, he's almost angry.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 Před měsícem +7

    He’s never met a souls game he couldn’t cheese his way through. But then still claims he is really good at the game. Why his dents give him money for this or any game is beyond me

  • @leradmuiel7634
    @leradmuiel7634 Před měsícem +5

    Piggy digging into his CZcams check to satisfy his gambling addiction is surfacing.

  • @Ls2Finch
    @Ls2Finch Před měsícem +6

    Dave is 200 yards away hitting the dirt and screaming why didnt that hit 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ Před 29 dny

      Legit dragon was like 3 ft above the end of the hammer and hes like why am i missing...

  • @Toxik_Dubz
    @Toxik_Dubz Před měsícem +8

    Everyone hates ALL THE RnG mechanics in Elden Ring and Dark Souls games... what tf is he talking about?

  • @maverickx1221
    @maverickx1221 Před měsícem +5

    He is so infuriating…why did he think he kept hitting the dragon when he was clearly not? He has no depth perception 😂😂😂

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar Před měsícem +2

      He's legit supposed to be wearing prescription glasses but he doesn't probably because he thinks they make him look like a dork. It's super obvious in some games he just isn't seeing things sometimes.

  • @kevindie
    @kevindie Před měsícem +5

    *_IT’S CALLED A TAIL._*

  • @cloudstrife3074
    @cloudstrife3074 Před měsícem +4

    Apparently video game physics is a detractor now.

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před měsícem +4

    Keep in mind that after his 1st stream in which he nearly gave up because he couldn’t kill anything, he went on YT looked up an OP early build. It’s called dark knight early OP build. He combined that with the jump R2 spam 😂

  • @Grooviebones
    @Grooviebones Před měsícem +3

    "An invisible hitbox on his back leg keeps hitting me"
    That sounds like a very visible hitbox, especially during the extremely telegraphed charge attack it does

  • @Nic9458
    @Nic9458 Před měsícem +2

    “It’s all dark as shit in here, I can’t see were I’m going” That’s why you are given a lantern at the start of the game Phil, to aluminate areas without natural light

  • @xiaophoria3367
    @xiaophoria3367 Před měsícem +5

    I'll never understand how his dents watch this unironically and enjoy it...

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 Před měsícem +2

      Sometime i see TIHYDP compilation that are mostly unedited and it's a chore to watch... i can't imagine a full length stream, especially since if you talk you get banned

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ Před 29 dny

      ​@@shushshush7137i legit dont watch tihydp anymore cus phils old humors not even there and the begging is unreal nowadays

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 Před 28 dny

      @@P1P3B0MBS4CZcamsHQ only time i watch tihydp is about fighting game cuz the rest the people who make them , make them as boring as watching dsp stream raw

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 Před měsícem +6

    Love that piggy is too chicken to actually learn the attacks and dodge. Nope just face tank everything like a caveman😂

    • @buddaflyfx
      @buddaflyfx Před měsícem

      he has a straight up unga bunga mindset. its why he abandoned mage class. you need intelligence to be a mage. lol.

  • @josh-mf7lt
    @josh-mf7lt Před 15 dny +1

    "I'm not even near him and I'm getting hit"
    My brother in Christ you were practically wedged up that lizards' cloaca while it was rolling around in magma.

  • @neiabaraja2044
    @neiabaraja2044 Před měsícem +3

    "They expect you to f*ck around and figure sh*t out. I really don't want to do this. Right?"
    And this describes DPS' mindset absolutely and perfectly. What a sad, salty and bitter old man he is.

  • @captainsumtingwong889
    @captainsumtingwong889 Před měsícem +6

    ULTRA DELAYED INPUT!!! 🐷 🐷 🐷

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort Před měsícem +3

    The salt being produced from this playthrough is enough to rival The Red Sea.😂

  • @aggressive_hugs7293
    @aggressive_hugs7293 Před 22 hodinami

    “There should not be a hit box there” on the magma wyrm with literal spikes on his fucking legs.

  • @GNARK1LL420
    @GNARK1LL420 Před měsícem +5

    Such great variety of weaponry from the variety streamer. Mash Mash Jump R2 Mash Mash Jump R2

    • @TheLewisDawg
      @TheLewisDawg Před měsícem

      And then he has the audacity to bitch at one dent who suggested spicing up his gameplay with incantations... you just can't win with this guy.

  • @kuragariinuken255
    @kuragariinuken255 Před měsícem +15

    Hmm, game content he just can't cheese or fail his way through. Poor Phil. Why didnt the devs consider him when making the DLC?

    • @Phantom.Gaming64
      @Phantom.Gaming64 Před měsícem +4

      @@kuragariinuken255 Gaming industry would go to the toilet if game devs made games designed for idiots like DSP.

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron Před měsícem +4

      ​@@Phantom.Gaming64they already are, and it already is because of that

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 Před měsícem +4

    3:02 •Runs forward while the broken statue is in the dead center of his field of view
    •Runs directly into the broken statue
    "I'M STUCK! HOW THE FUCK AM I STUCK ON A KAHLUMN?? COME AHN, STOOPID GAME!"

  • @MrOuija-rr8kq
    @MrOuija-rr8kq Před 12 dny +1

    He said there shouldn’t be a hit box on the big lizard as he gets trampled by it , getting pinned down between the monster and lava.

  • @mdouet
    @mdouet Před měsícem +4

    Hitbox, you keep using that word, but it does not mean what you think it means.

  • @piau9000
    @piau9000 Před měsícem +6

    This is what I was talking about. His streams are not so chill as he likes to brag about.
    If he's not trashing and raging at the game, he's gaslighting his dents and calling them "idiouhts". No chill at all 😂

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick Před měsícem

      He wants his streams to be chill but he's incapable of making it happen. He knows that he's toxic and has said multiple times that he needs to stop getting so tilted by everything.
      His problem is that there is no one holding him accountable and telling him to grow up. I used to rage like this when I was a teenager, this shit is embarrassing for a 40 year old.

  • @JaviOnade
    @JaviOnade Před měsícem +4

    83 y/o man doesn't believe in giant lizard tails

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 Před měsícem +1

      Lizards are easy to run through even with their tons of body mass!

  • @PseudoNym13
    @PseudoNym13 Před měsícem +2

    if a 80 foot lizard hit you with its back leg you'd feel it, lava or not

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 Před měsícem +1

    “why is there a hitbox on the giant ass creature trying to run me over?”
    -DSP

  • @JerDog1984
    @JerDog1984 Před měsícem +3

    Wow, the missing inputs is not limited to SF6

  • @hisaluteseven2803
    @hisaluteseven2803 Před měsícem +3

    Lmao his depth perception is as great as always

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven Před měsícem +1

    *Gets rammed by a 40-foot lizard*
    "He hit me with nothing!"

  • @motnurky7055
    @motnurky7055 Před měsícem +1

    I desperately need a collection of DSP deaths in Elden Ring that all line up the moment he slaps his leg in anger

  • @ooberallen
    @ooberallen Před měsícem +4

    this isn't the first time he's faced a magma wyrm, theres like 3 per playthrough of the base game lol

    • @_CrimsonBlade
      @_CrimsonBlade Před měsícem +1

      Not gonna lie this is lazy why is this thing in the dlc again

    • @mossadagent2664
      @mossadagent2664 Před měsícem +6

      @@_CrimsonBladeit’s a dlc, they’re not going to implement hundreds of new creatures into the game, we’ve had multiple new enemies added, can’t really complain about them using a couple of older enemies in optional areas

  • @naysayer3
    @naysayer3 Před měsícem +3

    "Why is there a hit box there?!" Better question: why is it that, knowing there's a hit box there, you still play as if there isn't one and you're somehow surprised about it each time? Lol

  • @Mi2Lethal
    @Mi2Lethal Před měsícem +1

    6:15 he was about to say “get a cheap shot on him” but changed his wording 😆

  • @onlinelag10
    @onlinelag10 Před měsícem +1

    Dave's head is going to implode when he fights Rellana

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 Před měsícem +4

    He does look 52🐷

  • @rev68
    @rev68 Před měsícem +3

    DSP is 52? JFC...

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 Před měsícem +1

    The tail of a 50,000 pound beast slaps you.
    "WhAt De Fuk? Y am I getting hit???"

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess Před měsícem +2

    "I'm getting more mature mor wizened less of an asshole"
    Phil just before this stream

    • @platinumight158
      @platinumight158 Před měsícem

      We all know DSP stands for Double Standards Phil

  • @handlas1
    @handlas1 Před měsícem +24

    Game getting review bombed for being too hard. DSP type people are the ones reviewing it. "Poorly designed!!!" ...

    • @junglered2009
      @junglered2009 Před měsícem +2

      They forgot fromsoft’s DLCs are pretty much always harder than the main game😂

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Před měsícem +1

      @@junglered2009 True but objectively speaking, the final boss actually is a poorly designed boss. The fact you are forced to blocking to avoid true combos is pretty inexcusable even for someone like me who hates Phil and enjoys seeing him lose.