DSP Gets Called "Scrub" as Entire Chat Turns on Him After Cheezing Rellana in Elden Ring DLC

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2024

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  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 Před 2 měsíci +683

    Im sure he recognized Placidusax by his gamer memory and not because he watched a guide

    • @IMan_93_
      @IMan_93_ Před 2 měsíci +87

      He forgets everything about every game he plays as soon as he drops a playthrough because it no longer benefits him financially dood

    • @Hermanos22
      @Hermanos22 Před 2 měsíci +24

      I’m sure you typed placidusax correctly from your memory instead of copy and pasting it with the double spaces😉

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 Před 2 měsíci +15

      @@Hermanos22 Im surprised i even typed it right the first time especially with how weird their names are lol. Also would you rather i misspell it ?

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 Před 2 měsíci +19

      @@IMan_93_ He could do a new playthrough of dark souls 1 and still ask people where to go

    • @WestonEvans
      @WestonEvans Před 2 měsíci +22

      I love it because he has to live with the worry of saying something he shouldn’t know and always second guessing himself if his audience is onto him or not. He has to feign conviction of not knowing something he does or faking to learn something he was already taught. He has to act like he came up with the bouncy ball joke on the fly.
      There’s a reason he looks like a melted cheese grater candle wax lump, a presidential after portrait. It’s stress.
      There’s a reason he’s over explaining. Why he sounds like he has no conviction in the words he’s using.
      And the best part is he thinks people need 100% solid evidence to know he’s lying, when it couldn’t be further from reality. No one else can have a perception and he’s the mc xD 🧀

  • @imaad5744
    @imaad5744 Před 2 měsíci +671

    Broo im dead he really saw the Placidusax head thing on twitter beforehand and pretended to notice it himself to have a fake reaction. Actually insane 😭😭

    • @LilJiggy317
      @LilJiggy317 Před 2 měsíci +23

      😂😂😂😂

    • @memberofchat2825
      @memberofchat2825 Před 2 měsíci +75

      his reactions are always so fake, he not a good actor either

    • @MichaelJohnson-ny6zs
      @MichaelJohnson-ny6zs Před 2 měsíci +40

      But he banned someone for spoiling the game

    • @boswelldoddler5235
      @boswelldoddler5235 Před 2 měsíci +69

      You can always tell when he knows something beforehand when he over explains shit.

    • @RobK-rl6sn
      @RobK-rl6sn Před 2 měsíci +37

      That's exactly right. He tries to explain so much to make it look like he's surprised or is just finding out. I can't believe there are people that give him money. The way he talks about other players and Street Fighter and the way he talks about Developers. I can't believe anybody has any respect for this guy and he just continues to make a living begging on the internet. But on the other hand he has been doing this for almost 20 years and he barely has a audience to speak of and has to beg. He doesn't even have friends to play with. Two decades of building his so-called business and this is what he was able to build LOL

  • @lizzaroo
    @lizzaroo Před 2 měsíci +231

    His disgusting smugness after Rellana. "was she supposed to be hard or something?" Yet when he can't win in a few tries he is extremely salty and rages against the devs. This is why he's so insufferable. He has to rub his victory in everyone's face and refuse any responsibility for his failures.

    • @Drakashin
      @Drakashin Před 2 měsíci +23

      Agreed. If he loses it's the game's fault because it has 'imput lag, bs hitboxes, camera issues'. But when he wins it's his pure skill and not because he's using an OP build.

    • @letsgobrandon1906
      @letsgobrandon1906 Před 2 měsíci +4

      clearly not that insufferable.

    • @Some1Something
      @Some1Something Před 2 měsíci +2

      Humble in victory, gracious in defeat

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Před 2 měsíci +7

      He makes it so obvious when he's looked up a guide to cheese a fight. He's not tilted at all, or getting salty, or angry, he's making stupid jokes and doing silly voices, because he knows it just 'when' not 'if' on him eventually winning.

    • @ShadowXardas
      @ShadowXardas Před 2 měsíci +14

      The only thing worse than a sore loser is a smug winner. Don’t know who this dude is or why this is in my recommended list but this guy seems awful. Not a great impression.

  • @MichaelJohnson-ny6zs
    @MichaelJohnson-ny6zs Před 2 měsíci +324

    He was getting DESTROYED by the Dancing Lion and blamed the developers. He cheeses Rellana and gloats about how good he is. Absolute clown hahaha

    • @darksoulsralis5186
      @darksoulsralis5186 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Jumping attacks ain't cheesing 😅 you lot just hate the guy and try too hard to find something wrong with he's gameplay

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 Před 2 měsíci +20

      @@darksoulsralis5186 Thats nice, goodbye derich

    • @darksoulsralis5186
      @darksoulsralis5186 Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂 i guess someone still can't beat her even with jumping attacks..sad cu** ​@aliekexie8467

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@darksoulsralis5186 You must be running a cheese build similar to DSP.

    • @0blivering
      @0blivering Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@darksoulsralis5186 Lmao exactly, he's not doing anything unintended by the devs he's just tanking and jump attacking.

  • @Monkey-po2bf
    @Monkey-po2bf Před 2 měsíci +172

    Him faking the reaction of bayle is ISNANE, and then he’s still total dog ass at it lmao

    • @Monkey-po2bf
      @Monkey-po2bf Před 2 měsíci +11

      My favorite boss actually and it doesn’t surprise me that dsp is a moron with the fight bro could claim to not know what to do and walk into aoes MORE

    • @EndlessAbyss-x
      @EndlessAbyss-x Před 2 měsíci

      @@Monkey-po2bfFr 😫literally walks into battles attacks…does bro know how to dodge

    • @EndlessAbyss-x
      @EndlessAbyss-x Před 2 měsíci

      And then complains that he can’t move while dodging into bayle like this mf is stupid😭😭

    • @SoulofFinality
      @SoulofFinality Před měsícem

      He actually did pretty good during the boss

  • @fmilton20
    @fmilton20 Před 2 měsíci +99

    7:40 - 8:03 Phil gets hit with fire. Refuses to roll due to has crippling addiction to facetanking and gets hit again knocking him back. Proceeds to roll back into the fire to get hit and knocked down. Heals twice then swings at nothing due to the delay in his brain as the boss is flying away. Swings again as the boss flies right into him, hitting him of coarse. PHil starts mad spamming R2 and misses. While PHil is still spamming R2 boss flies up, Phil swings at air and the boss finishes him off with a flame breath. PHil then spams excuses as always. These 23 seconds is DSP in a nutshell. Stupid!

    • @maxwellschmid588
      @maxwellschmid588 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Legendary play-by-play lol

    • @Coleman_H
      @Coleman_H Před měsícem +1

      him just doing charge attacks at nothing is the funniest shit ever

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega Před 2 měsíci +178

    Can't help himself being insufferable. Poor winner and a terrible loser all in one...

  • @Sanguiluna
    @Sanguiluna Před 2 měsíci +421

    Confession: I totally cheese bosses when I can, and will even use glitches in my favor. Difference is I recognize that I’m an average-at-best player and I don’t make videos talking about how skilled I am. Phil legitimately believes he’s some video game savant, and that anytime he can’t beat something is MUST be the game or the devs and not him, so as maintain his delusion.

    • @sharteel85
      @sharteel85 Před 2 měsíci +99

      cheesing is fine, bragging about it is lame and cringe XD

    • @mitchellalexander9162
      @mitchellalexander9162 Před 2 měsíci +58

      "When your playing a Video game on your own time it really doesn't matter how you choose to play it. It's your private time. How you chose to have fun. Go for it. However if your doing a PLAYTHROUGH that has different standards and demands to keep the game interesting."
      -The Origin Story of Almighty Tevin becoming a Detractor after DSP's infamous 'How Dare you Grind' Dark Souls 2 Rant where he nearly cried

    • @ScorpionXXXVII
      @ScorpionXXXVII Před 2 měsíci

      All he has to do is not lie about it. But he NEEDS to lie. He's a sick sick sick man

    • @wng274
      @wng274 Před 2 měsíci +24

      You don't ask money for cheesing bosses, much respect brother

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 Před 2 měsíci

      Why do you care? Its hilarious how many people spend any amount of time actually caring what the cancer trash Souls community members think. Its kinda sad and hilarious how many cancer trash people in the Souls community try to tell other people how they should be playing a video game

  • @barnuner
    @barnuner Před 2 měsíci +281

    lmao he is using the exact same equipment as the meme of the person saying the DLC was easy.

  • @TheKh3331
    @TheKh3331 Před 2 měsíci +58

    bro cant get malenia's name right, but knew it was placidusax's head on Bayle's neck, press X to Doubt

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream Před 2 měsíci +376

    DSP's top tips to not be a scrub:
    Level 160. Equip best armour in the game. Use only colossal weapons. 15 Healing Flasks. Jump + R2. Facetank everything. Don't learn the boss moveset.

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  Před 2 měsíci +55

      couldn't be described in a better way

    • @Padlock_Steve
      @Padlock_Steve Před 2 měsíci +3

      boo hoo you bad at game

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced Před 2 měsíci +40

      Remember, the bosses aren't even hard except for the things that make them hard! And that DSP would be able to beat them if it wasn't for the thing that makes them difficult to beat!

    • @Zero7-nh5xs
      @Zero7-nh5xs Před 2 měsíci +19

      buddy, with everyone rage quitting and review bombing the dlc.
      having dsp as a shaming tool to get gud is what the industry needs.
      builds are literally your choice.
      people wanted to steam roll the dlc while forgetting that everyone was speed running getting the Op weapons to progress through the game when the game was new.
      and are we going to pretend most players don't have a maxed out moonveil and RoB in their inventory?

    • @grandmascreampie5372
      @grandmascreampie5372 Před 2 měsíci

      Grug smash

  • @codywise
    @codywise Před 2 měsíci +71

    Nothing worse than a liar and a fraud… sad at 72 years old he hasn’t learned this.

    • @DasDud
      @DasDud Před 2 měsíci +19

      It’s crazy to me that he’s 85 years of age and still has no self-awareness.

    • @sharkspectre
      @sharkspectre Před 2 měsíci +5

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 Před 2 měsíci +80

    The Dents Revolting over *ACTUAL BAD SOULS GAMEPLAY* is probably a Sign of the Apocalypse

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 2 měsíci +2

      Pretty sure the larpers are to thanks for that gold 😂

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb Před 2 měsíci +43

    No fugging way he just remembers that name and recognizes the heads. 😂😂

    • @BoulderBum
      @BoulderBum Před 2 měsíci

      Elden vet with over 800hrs in the game. I did not recognise Placidusax during the boss fight.

  • @bludtinge
    @bludtinge Před 2 měsíci +52

    DSP aged like 15 years ever since he started playing the dlc, no joke.

  • @Andretti2Tone
    @Andretti2Tone Před 2 měsíci +56

    Rolls 4 times into his foot…
    DSP: “ I can’t move” 🤦‍♂️

  • @senmhil
    @senmhil Před 2 měsíci +277

    He really is very easy to dislike. It's just a game but the amount of smugness he displays from using a cheap tactic to win at it is quite impressive. And he wonders why he has so many trolls.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced Před 2 měsíci +41

      He just doesn't have to act that way. He always rants almost daily about how "No matter what I do, its not right. Everything I do I get shit on but other streamers do the same thing and don't get any trolling" Yeah cause they just do it, with DSP if he does it you're gonna get gloating and smugness and rubbing it in and also putting down others who didn't do it.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 Před 2 měsíci +5

      How can other streamers do the same.rhing when he makes a point of doing the opposite of other streamers, ad we all.know piggy is different and not like other streamers.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 Před 2 měsíci +24

      IMO the biggest problems for this guy are his attitude, laziness, greed, toxicity, hypocrisy, immaturity and dishonesty. He has no shame at all and he lacks of any sort of awareness. He also has no guilt at all for doing something wrong. You can find literately every negative things about human on this guy. The good part is that he is a coward and he has no power in real life.

    • @thedeepfriar745
      @thedeepfriar745 Před 2 měsíci +4

      It’s not even that he used a cheap tactic. Souls games are hard if you’ve found a decent tactic to cheese a fight, do it. It’s Phil’s smugness.

    • @letsgobrandon1906
      @letsgobrandon1906 Před 2 měsíci

      its also very easy to like him when you find out everyone hates him.

  • @Masamaki21
    @Masamaki21 Před 2 měsíci +87

    Today DSP learned that if you push the attack button twice, your character attacks twice.
    Genius gamer at work here.

    • @blackroomrob4205
      @blackroomrob4205 Před měsícem +1

      This is the same person who was used as an example by Sony devs on how to design puzzle sections to be easy And immersive. Did you really expect any different? 😂

  • @hewshack23
    @hewshack23 Před 2 měsíci +38

    no wonder he miss inputs in SF6 all the time
    he double taps his buttons LMAO

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Thats nothing new, people found his replay inputs and hes a masher, and now theres proof

    • @UnlimitedSwordMagic
      @UnlimitedSwordMagic Před 2 měsíci +1

      Double tapping is legit in fighting games tho, that's if done correctly. But it's still a excuse to use it in every game because of fgs.

  • @koss41
    @koss41 Před 2 měsíci +135

    This guy is the absolute worst

  • @wooden_ox
    @wooden_ox Před 2 měsíci +61

    "I-don't-do-summons" Burnell....

  • @jackconnell8319
    @jackconnell8319 Před 2 měsíci +40

    “i cant move i cant move” bruh why did you stand under the big ass dragon😭

    • @EndlessAbyss-x
      @EndlessAbyss-x Před 2 měsíci +1

      That’s exactly what I said😂😂he is completely lost

  • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
    @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 Před 2 měsíci +34

    i really don't think i have seen him do any kinda souls game where he didn't just end up face tanking every boss then bragging it was easy.

    • @StinkyBuster
      @StinkyBuster Před 2 měsíci

      If it's possible to facetank the boss then it's obviously not that hard

    • @kappapride720
      @kappapride720 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@StinkyBuster Have you ever heard of overleveling?

    • @StinkyBuster
      @StinkyBuster Před 2 měsíci

      @@kappapride720 mmhmm, it's something you can do in an easy game

    • @lordgrim6335
      @lordgrim6335 Před 2 měsíci +2

      We found a loose dent here

    • @StinkyBuster
      @StinkyBuster Před 2 měsíci

      @lordgrim6335 lmao no. DSP is convinced being good at Elden Ring is some kind of achievement as well. I think both sides come out of this one looking goofy

  • @carlospitteri3146
    @carlospitteri3146 Před 2 měsíci +33

    17:58 that looked so pathetic i dont think i will ever be able to hold a controller without the fear of looking even 10% as stupid as that

  • @papayer
    @papayer Před 2 měsíci +192

    'guIsE WaS THAt SuPpOseD tO Be haRD???? *snort'* that was super easy with this super busted move and my super OP hammer right???'
    he has the intellect of a 12yo.

    • @elguapo4268
      @elguapo4268 Před 2 měsíci +24

      It's crazy that he's in his 40s and acts like this still.

    • @siner2442
      @siner2442 Před 2 měsíci +6

      It’s so pointless for him to play RPGS… he always looks up guides and build and powerful weapons/armor/potions. I don’t even know why ppl show up to his streams? It’s def a good reason for ppl not to and why he doesn’t get no new viewers…

    • @yannilibbes8219
      @yannilibbes8219 Před 2 měsíci +1

      sick andrew bird pfp

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@elguapo4268I've heard a 20 years old interview where a guy said DSP has the brain of a 12 years old. He never grew up......

    • @Crismachan
      @Crismachan Před 2 měsíci

      Easy bruh he died multiple times

  • @sts-31
    @sts-31 Před 2 měsíci +145

    The smugness after he cheeses the boss lol. How can anyone find that entertaining

    • @letsgobrandon1906
      @letsgobrandon1906 Před 2 měsíci +3

      you watched more than 5 minutes i think you found it pretty entertaining whether you were fond of it or not

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 Před 2 měsíci +5

      It'd be one thing if he just went "Oh that was easy. Dunno what all the fuss is about." or something, despite cheesing it. But no. He had to go overboard and gloat about it for like 5 minutes. That one moment where he feels powerful, he rides til he can't anymore.

    • @rayvon7534
      @rayvon7534 Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@letsgobrandon1906 Dave defender alert wee woo wee woo

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Před 2 měsíci +7

      You can immediately tell when he's cheated and looked up a guide to cheese because the salt levels drop to nil and he's all cracking jokes and cheerful. He knows he's going to win because he's looked up the answer, so it's just a matter of time. Not 'if' but 'when'. He's not tilted like he would be if he hadn't looked up a guide.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@letsgobrandon1906 No, what are you talking about?

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 Před 2 měsíci +50

    Holy hell dude makes no attempt to learn the boss, just swing swing swing. Can’t wait for Phail to come tells us just how easy the fight was and how other streamers struggled
    Like a boy telling mom how his day at school was

  • @johnnyrico4795
    @johnnyrico4795 Před 2 měsíci +44

    He is a sore loser and an insufferable winner

  • @lizzaroo
    @lizzaroo Před 2 měsíci +60

    So here he admits to permanently double tapping because of SF. So every extra attack that ever came out and got him killed was his fault and he knew it. Yet still blamed the games/devs... what a clown.

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 Před 2 měsíci +1

      What is SF?

    • @mateblaga
      @mateblaga Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@the_seer_0421Street Fighter

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 2 měsíci +2

      What's fun is that he only "double-taps" in Street Fighter because he button mashes there, too.

  • @asura48
    @asura48 Před 2 měsíci +193

    He should open a sandwich shop and call it "Philly Chesse's"

    • @papayer
      @papayer Před 2 měsíci +21

      'Hi can I get a Philly cheesesteak'
      'STOP DERAILING THE BUSINESS WITH THE STEAK SPAM! WE DON'T SELL THOSE MORAHN, OKAY? RIGHT? ACKHACKAHCKHAGCK'

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Serving signature DEVOUR meals, Gin, and Jasper Kitty Kids Meals

    • @danielcannon2294
      @danielcannon2294 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Don’t forget the tips jar with a 50 dollar goal

    • @asura48
      @asura48 Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@cloudshines812 don't forget cherry juice, trader Joe's tacos and whoopers soaked in mayo😂

    • @jaboikyle3116
      @jaboikyle3116 Před 2 měsíci +2

      darksyde philly cheese steak is what i call him

  • @Ihavethetouch
    @Ihavethetouch Před 2 měsíci +62

    His character's scream is perfect for Phil

    • @blaximum
      @blaximum Před 2 měsíci +7

      Mf screaming in lowercase

  • @Deadricblood
    @Deadricblood Před 2 měsíci +111

    The way he gloats about easily beating a boss is probably the most egotistical moment ever.

    • @YerpDerp17
      @YerpDerp17 Před 2 měsíci +23

      He is somehow a worst winner than he is loser. It's wild.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 Před 2 měsíci +13

      @@YerpDerp17 frankly that's how he got the hate. there's plenty ragers out there, but dsp will be super smug and arrogant while taking shots at everyone with a shit eating grin

    • @heyitszp
      @heyitszp Před 2 měsíci +6

      He does it with every "hard" boss in souls-style games (read: hard as in people doing it at the generally expected level) while being 2 to 3 times more powerful and using some op or cheese build.
      It's always the same "peepul are saying this is a tough/difficult boss? I don't think so" comment while ending it with some smug laugh.
      I'd actually love to see him attempt to do a challenge run like some streamers are currently doing (no leveling or upping the scadutree level for example), since he's apparently so good at the game.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Everyone did all the dlc already while he had to wait for a guide to even get a single W

    • @_CrimsonBlade
      @_CrimsonBlade Před 2 měsíci

      Damn let him live😂😂 it not that serious

  • @dkcunderwaterlevelmusic5021
    @dkcunderwaterlevelmusic5021 Před 2 měsíci +107

    "How am i supposed to win the game if i dont cheese it?!?!??"

  • @vinsmokesanji6280
    @vinsmokesanji6280 Před 2 měsíci +171

    He can play however he wants but the fact that he started trash talking the community for finding her difficult is embarrassing. Especially considering he’s using the most OP build in the game

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb Před 2 měsíci +31

      Exactly. Cheese if you want but recognize that people who aren't cheesing are having a hard time because they aren't cheesing.

    • @Joetaku666
      @Joetaku666 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I do agree with this, but I'm noticing people who complain the dlc is too hard, yet they refuse to use any of the tools of the game to adapt. That also marks a shitty player.

    • @KnightspaceORG
      @KnightspaceORG Před 2 měsíci +29

      ​@@Joetaku666Yes, and Phil was exactly like that, until he suddenly respecced and made a perfect OP build for the DLC with TOTALLY no outside help

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Před 2 měsíci +14

      ​@@Joetaku666What tools? If you mean summons, they're not shitty players, they're just stubborn and want to beat things solo. And the bosses in this DLC are absolutely insane and not fun at all for the most part imo. I've beaten a bunch of the bosses in the DLC and only enjoyed a few of them...

    • @Joetaku666
      @Joetaku666 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @IHMyself my point I was trying to make is being stubborn and refusing to using stuff like ash summons does not mean the dlc is unfair if you choose to make it harder for yourself

  • @braintrust02
    @braintrust02 Před 2 měsíci +72

    So obvious watching guides really sad. She’s weak to jump and he got the best jump attack weapon. Boring asf.

    • @TheNanoProbe
      @TheNanoProbe Před 2 měsíci +10

      Happens every souls playthrough. Has there ever been a single one where he hasn't blatantly used a guide?

  • @butterlord9527
    @butterlord9527 Před 2 měsíci +18

    Press the trigger twice gets two hits. Dsp: i only want the one hit

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 Před 2 měsíci +13

    No way he recognized placidusax.... even said "Got it in their fight"..... hmmmmm

  • @andrewbailey7045
    @andrewbailey7045 Před 2 měsíci +36

    Of all the things on my dave bingocard, him defending two jewish pdfs was not expected.

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 Před 2 měsíci +11

      It's pretty on brand.

    • @kodiacstephens8104
      @kodiacstephens8104 Před 2 měsíci +17

      You have to remember this was the first guy to defend that "cuties" movie

    • @andrewbailey7045
      @andrewbailey7045 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @kodiacstephens8104 Yeah, it's not that it's out of character, it just came out of fucking nowhere.

  • @Greywind_
    @Greywind_ Před 2 měsíci +21

    He's trying soooo hard to sound cool with a cheezy unga bunga build, had it been any other build he would have rage quit the dlc on this fight alone.

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 2 měsíci +174

    Fun fact: Did you know that people who lie a lot also tend to compare the loss of their gaming save files to the death of a beloved basketball player like Kobe Bryant

    • @Tyrgermanic
      @Tyrgermanic Před 2 měsíci +10

      Fun Fact: the only way to be more pathetic than this guy is to care about someone just because they play basketball

    • @theandrogynousmisogynist
      @theandrogynousmisogynist Před 2 měsíci

      @@Tyrgermanicfor sure, only thing he’s good at now is being goo

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 Před 2 měsíci +11

      Fun fact, people show how pathetic they are by thinking people only care about someone's demise because of their profession and not because they have empathy.

    • @Redactedlllllllllllll
      @Redactedlllllllllllll Před 2 měsíci +12

      ​@@Tyrgermanicdamn, really salty about basketball players, it is rough being nobody sometimes.

    • @twerktospec
      @twerktospec Před 2 měsíci

      I do now!

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced Před 2 měsíci +32

    There are no steaks but there is cheese

  • @SirVelstadt
    @SirVelstadt Před 2 měsíci +24

    Rellana is a whole lot easier when she doesn't kill you in two hits.

    • @jakehudanick9472
      @jakehudanick9472 Před 2 měsíci +1

      The level going into Rellana also is 4 for scadutree frags I thought too

    • @EndlessAbyss-x
      @EndlessAbyss-x Před 2 měsíci

      I agree but it’s all about learning their attacks,it eventually gets easier and with scadutree it does help a lot

  • @H34DCR4CK
    @H34DCR4CK Před 2 měsíci +166

    Did he just compare slapping someone to talking sexually with a minor?

    • @junglered2009
      @junglered2009 Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah he’s stupid like that

    • @joebk44
      @joebk44 Před 2 měsíci +14

      There’s no proof he talked sexually with a minor. If there was there would be a criminal case.

    • @spark154
      @spark154 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Yep. And sleeping with your stepdaughter too. Not to mention. Will Smith was banned from the Oscars and his reputation plummet, he did suffer quite a bit, specially with how pretentious he and Jayda actually are.

    • @AutiCyrptArch
      @AutiCyrptArch Před 2 měsíci +42

      ​@joebk44 There was enough to get him banned and put out from his own company. Where do you get your copium supply and how do I get some?

    • @DerichndofCoomland
      @DerichndofCoomland Před 2 měsíci +13

      It's actually slightly worse. He said that slapping someone in public is as morally wrong if not more so than to mollest a minor.

  • @HugoStiglitz88
    @HugoStiglitz88 Před 2 měsíci +13

    "Placidusaxs head is on his back!!!!"
    I love it when Phil lies and tries to act because hes even worse at it than he is at life, video games, and managing money. It reminds me of the time when a viewer asked him "who are the placeholders?" And he pretended he had no idea 🤣🤣🤣

    • @upthecreek9784
      @upthecreek9784 Před 2 měsíci

      The gun show. What. Do. You mean ...Uhh the pyramidal tracts is a uhh housing development outside of Cairo guyz.

  • @morgana_vr7802
    @morgana_vr7802 Před 2 měsíci +17

    this man annoys the piss out of me. he spends the whole time complaining about that death knight guy and that lion, he kept dying to them but when he does beat them he acts all high and mighty as if he is a god at these games. case in point when he just beat rellana and gets all egotistical just because he beat a boss.

    • @destructo3457
      @destructo3457 Před měsícem

      If it annoys you then don't watch him bro no one is making you watch the whole video, i do because it's fun 😭

  • @Mi2Lethal
    @Mi2Lethal Před 2 měsíci +14

    He found an OP weapon and R2 jump attacked everything, if any other streamer did this you know he would call them. Remember when he said i am not like other streamers that use one weapon the whole game.

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 Před 2 měsíci +15

    This would be like Alexander cutting the Gordian knot and being like, "Was it supposed to be hard to untie this thing? This was the easiest knot I've ever unraveled. I guess that's why they call me Alexander the GREAT."

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea Před 2 měsíci

      He would miss the knot then complain that Zeus made the knot too strong. *snort* how the HELL am I gonna conquer Asia if I keep getting this bULLSHIt. I mean I could easily do it if it wasn't hard for no reason.
      DSPerseus : I'm STONE now? How the FUCK was I supposed to know THAT???? No one ever told me that Medusa can turn you into stone!! All these enchanted items were SHIT they didn't help me at ALL. Fuck Zeus, fuck Athena, Fuck Hermes, Fuck Hades.

  • @DocYAYAYA
    @DocYAYAYA Před 2 měsíci +11

    how did people think this boss was tough dood just get the most OP items just and spam jump R2 with 15 flasks... right right

  • @sortedevaras
    @sortedevaras Před 2 měsíci +8

    Its almsot like he intentionally stalled like hell the first couple streams so cheese strats could come out. . .like every other game.

  • @siLvercross90
    @siLvercross90 Před 2 měsíci +31

    Giving off the same energy as a kid who saw the exam questions and answers before hand and pretends to be surprised during a discussion with classmates.

  • @Vinny440
    @Vinny440 Před 2 měsíci +21

    I wish jigsaw was real and dsp became a contestant.

    • @maxwellschmid588
      @maxwellschmid588 Před 2 měsíci +8

      "you have to beat the DLC as...a pure dexterity build...WITHOUT bleed. You have 12 hours. "

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ Před 2 měsíci

      ​@maxwellschmid588 💀😂

    • @mowvu5380
      @mowvu5380 Před 2 měsíci +1

      jigsaw would let him go after an hour of hearing him whining. or just immediately end him lol

  • @JJennerUK
    @JJennerUK Před 2 měsíci +96

    I love his trash talk because he cheesed the boss, and obviously is looking at guides. Dude, your not let me solo her. Your garbage

  • @SamReynols
    @SamReynols Před 2 měsíci +22

    He needs an excuse for every time he gets hit

  • @pedrobrazon6610
    @pedrobrazon6610 Před 2 měsíci +6

    The whole "look guys, it's Plasidusax" bit was so fake lmao

  • @DN4U9252
    @DN4U9252 Před 2 měsíci +3

    He really does have chicken wing arms

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 Před 2 měsíci +41

    9:45 A rare Lean-In Manual -> Nailbite target combo usage!

    • @TenshiPog
      @TenshiPog Před 2 měsíci +8

      The only khambo Phil doesn't drop. Ack ack ack

    • @segar7232
      @segar7232 Před 2 měsíci

      Must have been a stationary that he banned from his chat doood!

  • @WhenPigsAttack1
    @WhenPigsAttack1 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Crazy how he tries to talk shit like he's not widely known as the worst gamer on the planet.

  • @Dj_Real_Eyes_Open
    @Dj_Real_Eyes_Open Před 2 měsíci +67

    Dave ain't like us... snort!

  • @MasterJim87
    @MasterJim87 Před 2 měsíci +96

    Who would of guessed that he would of played the most boring build. Too bad the devs didnt nerf that stupid cheese playstyle.

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  Před 2 měsíci +25

      Facetanking everything, looks boring asf to be honest

    • @akilomari4973
      @akilomari4973 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I don't play elden ring, whys the build boring

    • @sharteel85
      @sharteel85 Před 2 měsíci +19

      @@akilomari4973 there is no skill involved, he's literally brute forcing his way through the game. No dodging, no learning enemy patterns, just jump and spam heavy attack (which do insane damage and outset the slowness of his weapon) over and over until boss RNG (as in, which moves it does) is favourable.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 Před 2 měsíci +13

      It's how he always plays any game though. This is what he always wants to do, just facetank and brute force his way through without actually learning anything. The dude hates video games, so he wants to go where the fence it at it's lowest and see the win screen then gloat as if he did something.

    • @ozfel3766
      @ozfel3766 Před 2 měsíci +6

      They can't, then scrubs like DSP won't be able to play the game and a big selling point of ER is that it is playable even if you are dented af.

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 Před 2 měsíci +4

    So used to double tapping.
    No that's called Panic Mashing because your brain doesn't work when you play games.
    Yes... is what you do in Street Fighter, so that was accurate at least.
    No plan, no actual reaction or deliberation... just a spastic rock paper scissors, throwing moves hoping one connects.
    Unless you actually mean to kick and swipe at nothing and jump for no reason all the time.
    Those moves thrown from 10 feet out of range are part of the master plan, I suppose.

  • @mauriciohiure2192
    @mauriciohiure2192 Před 2 měsíci +45

    god, if he actually went viral for this "gameplay style" again it'd be so fucking funny 😂😂😂

    • @CamusSC
      @CamusSC Před 2 měsíci +2

      Last time this happened was with Zelda totk, the salt was glorious 😂😂😂

  • @koss41
    @koss41 Před 2 měsíci +33

    It's always as if he is the only one playing the correct way

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced Před 2 měsíci +11

      He genuinely doesn't have to shit talk others, but somehow he can't help himself and he has to put others down how they play. I think thats why everyone gets on his case about how he plays and puts him to a higher standard as he creates it by acting like he's better than these other streamers he loathes so much but I dont get why he loathes them, they're just doing their thing and it's not harmful.

    • @barrelrolltoday6051
      @barrelrolltoday6051 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@Clamfaced In Phil's mind, all of the people who are fans of other streamers, should be his fans. Therefore, giving HIM their money and no one else. That's all it comes down to.

  • @WhiteTigerOG
    @WhiteTigerOG Před 2 měsíci +26

    How tf did he facetank Bayle like that? Pigroach is undeservably lucky.

    • @ammyxdanteokami7098
      @ammyxdanteokami7098 Před 2 měsíci +5

      he looked up a guide

    • @phriscalmer8740
      @phriscalmer8740 Před 2 měsíci +2

      That's what I said that grab kills me every time it's pretty easy to dodge, but holy hell...

    • @WhiteTigerOG
      @WhiteTigerOG Před 2 měsíci +1

      @phriscalmer8740 I FINALLY managed to beat Bayle today, the dragon greatsword comes in clutch! My scurdtree blessing is at 14, that helped too.

    • @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ
      @P1P3B0MBS4YouTubeHQ Před 2 měsíci +1

      Hes lvl 160 btw💀

    • @RancorousSea
      @RancorousSea Před 2 měsíci

      People are saying that the armor helps but I can promise you it makes almost no difference. I've been alternating fashion and big boy armors and it only really matters against the smaller mobs. Big bosses are going to kill you with a few meaty hits.

  • @Bucketmanhead
    @Bucketmanhead Před 2 měsíci +38

    He’s pathetic.

  • @zersch.
    @zersch. Před 2 měsíci +31

    70 year old man gets mocked by his chat

  • @Solreth65
    @Solreth65 Před 2 měsíci +30

    "i made a build that is incredibly good" Did you phil? Or did a dent in chat tell you about the build and the hammer too? Because i was on RawPhils stream when it happenes. He told you the EXACT amounts of stats you need and you even double checked the dex requirements and all. So no you did not MAKE a build.

  • @Achselis
    @Achselis Před 2 měsíci +4

    18:00 Actually insane that he only now figured out that there is an input queue. That has been a thing since DS1

  • @Thanatos9029
    @Thanatos9029 Před 2 měsíci +14

    Phil continues his quest to become Elden Pigroach.

  • @UKRobs
    @UKRobs Před 2 měsíci +6

    this guy struggled came back the next day after some internet searching to find a way to beat the dlc, then of course he will gloat about how it wasn't really all that hard and he could of beaten it first time if he just knew the moveset.

  • @matthewhibbard9807
    @matthewhibbard9807 Před 2 měsíci +6

    He’s taking no damage barely. He definitely started a new game for the dlc. On NG+6 2hits from Rellana has me teetering on the brink, and I usually die because the third hit comes so fast. This dude is a total sucka.

  • @lamarpray5324
    @lamarpray5324 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Used the “omg!! Wtf!!! Woahhh!!” Clip 😂😂😂😂

  • @Black_Revue
    @Black_Revue Před 2 měsíci +11

    The Funny thing is the Dents KEEP Handing him Money

  • @D0UGLA5.F
    @D0UGLA5.F Před 2 měsíci +6

    Couldn't beat any boss with his old cheese build, complained how hard the game has gotten, looked up a new cheese build, and now saying how easy the bosses are while gloating is pathetic.

  • @michaelcarrig627
    @michaelcarrig627 Před 2 měsíci +4

    He is legitimately proud. I am not a great fromsoft player. I use summons, co-op, and strong weapons, but never in a million years would I call myself OP or brag about beating a boss.

    • @EndlessAbyss-x
      @EndlessAbyss-x Před 2 měsíci

      Same,I’d like to be good but atleast not as stupid as this guy

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před 2 měsíci +10

    He watched a guide called Early dark knight OP build 😂 it’s on CZcams 😂

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 Před 2 měsíci +7

    I'll be honest; I'm not here for the cheese. I'm here for the whine.

  • @scorchbubbles
    @scorchbubbles Před 2 měsíci +15

    So he's admitting to button mashing?

  • @zoeadkins9095
    @zoeadkins9095 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I honest to Marika thought he was joking when he went all, "ez boss 😋"
    He whiplashes from "Fuck you, FromSoft! You buncha fucking idiots!"
    to "Guys actually died to this boss?? 😏"
    Lvl. 6 fragments is pretty damn high against her too, btw

  • @TheChrisperWhoIsCareless
    @TheChrisperWhoIsCareless Před 2 měsíci +6

    22:30 how Phil deals with his mobile game addiction. Just pays to quell the desire and then when it comes back puts more money in it

  • @dflameX
    @dflameX Před 2 měsíci +2

    "I dont know what I'm supposed to do!" Literally anything but that my guy... anything but that.

  • @reggielewis5321
    @reggielewis5321 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The fact he HAS to brag is insane. Just cheese and shut up dude. God.

  • @doctorskelestein6068
    @doctorskelestein6068 Před 2 měsíci +11

    His medium size shirts are amusing to me

  • @alekchen5
    @alekchen5 Před 2 měsíci +15

    What happen to not using summons had to summon to kill Bayle. Watch him summon on Radahn

    • @deltaphazon4688
      @deltaphazon4688 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Other than being an incredible character, Egon's summon doesn't actually increase the bosses stats. If he summons for Radahn, and I know because I've tried due to Ansbach and Thollier needing to be summoned for their questline, those do increase the bosses stats. Seeing as Ansbach does no damage and Thollier doesn't even enter the boss room half the time, I really hope he at least tries it and gets pummelled as punishment for trying. Then again, that assumes he actually does Ansbach and Thollier's questlines instead of rushing through as always.

    • @adamiadamiadami
      @adamiadamiadami Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@deltaphazon4688 Igon makes the bossfight a joke. I beat the boss alone first, struggled for a bit, and then went back on my save and summoned for the questline and got it first try. He's nigh immortal, completely busted summon, kind of like Bernahrl.

    • @Dinodacat
      @Dinodacat Před 2 měsíci +1

      igons va is amazing

  • @wittledragon1314
    @wittledragon1314 Před 2 měsíci +7

    btw...this isnt the boss thats harder than malenia. Its the last boss of the DLC.
    Which will be nerfed by the time phil gets his stalling ass there. Then he'll talk shit about how amazing he is when he beats the weaker version.

    • @BattleBro77
      @BattleBro77 Před 2 měsíci

      Last boss is very easy to cheese with specific builds. Like every boss in this DLC.

    • @wittledragon1314
      @wittledragon1314 Před 2 měsíci

      @@BattleBro77 yes, but we'll know if phil knows that.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Před 2 měsíci +1

      That would be kinda poetic, didn't the exact same thing happenened with Scarscourge Radhan in the base game ? (As in, he stalled so long the boss got nerfed hy the time he fought him ?) 😅

  • @Mulberry_Mojo
    @Mulberry_Mojo Před 2 měsíci +4

    18:13 DSP literally proves to the world that he just mashes and provides video evidence for it. 🎉

  • @solidusprime8661
    @solidusprime8661 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Yeah, Messmer won’t let him face tank so it’ll be great to watch him him rage

  • @pongopea
    @pongopea Před 2 měsíci +3

    yeah, I'm sure this mouthbreather who can't even find his own nose noticed placidusax's head stuck on bayle in the middle of the fight naturally

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 Před 2 měsíci +21

    When your own dents roast you🐷🙀

  • @2PiecePuzzle
    @2PiecePuzzle Před 2 měsíci +3

    Here’s the thing about Phil, when he’s offline he constantly looking at guides and cheeses so he doesn’t look like a scrub. I garuntee that not only did he look up the perfect build for this fight but he probably watched guides and memorized all of the bosses moves beforehand.

    • @anomishfish
      @anomishfish Před 2 měsíci

      Mwmorizing boss patterns would imply that Phil’s a tryhard, when in fact he doesn’t put in any effort beyond WWEC. Even his cheesing is sloppy.

  • @ClumsyDrow
    @ClumsyDrow Před 2 měsíci +2

    So I can't believe he got over $100 I swear he's always going to be here doing this he's never going to be gotten rid of

    • @StarChildInABubble
      @StarChildInABubble Před 2 měsíci

      Sadly. And the reason is because his fanbase mostly consists of mentally challenged asians, that's why.

  • @youngBeast8
    @youngBeast8 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The rage bait at the end is crazy lmao. It’s like he wanted to piss the people that had a problem with rellana off lol

  • @fmilton20
    @fmilton20 Před 2 měsíci +5

    17:35 "Im accidentally getting a second swing when I do the slam. Notice he's doing a follow up swing. I'm not doing that. Its reading it as a double input for some reason." Holds his controller up and starts pressing the inputs on said slam. "Ooooooooooh! You can only press it once."
    I swear he is brain dead. Most ignorant person to ever pick up a controller.

  • @Soydrinker999
    @Soydrinker999 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Remember he hasnt beaten one fromsoftware game without either overleveling, using some cheap build/armor set like havels or have stream chat walk him through the game

  • @Mindless_Ape
    @Mindless_Ape Před 2 měsíci +4

    He'll never get passed Radahn.

    • @_Paul_N
      @_Paul_N Před 2 měsíci +2

      Radahn looks insane and he’s even more OP than the base game 😄

  • @seanforbes3937
    @seanforbes3937 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Hes fighting a boss in a way that removes challenge cheaply and then gloats about how it wasn't challenging...

  • @BetweenWaters
    @BetweenWaters Před 2 měsíci +3

    has an excuse prepared for every single hit he takes, no exceptions. Total scrub behavior

  • @Blittsplitt5
    @Blittsplitt5 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Remember when he said he's not like other streamers who just use one strategy over and over?

  • @JinTekyta
    @JinTekyta Před 2 měsíci +4

    Gonna be honest. Where's the cheese? That's literally how tons of people played Elden Ring base game.

    • @djx7134
      @djx7134 Před 2 měsíci +2

      It's not actually cheese, just a lame and low skill way to play. It's cheese-adjacent, lol.
      And yes, a lot of people play like that because it's effective and easy. It's Fromsoft's fault for allowing that to be possible. I don't even blame them.

  • @valsione38
    @valsione38 Před 2 měsíci +12

    he acts so smug when beats a boss when going full oonba boonga mashing, wow look at me im sooooo good!!

  • @davidibalio7217
    @davidibalio7217 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Dsp does what he claims others do in Fighting games. He uses scrub tactics to beat bosses and thinks he's good at the game