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derek isn't wearing the necklace 😔

every time Derek say low/high value I cry a little hahahhahaha

i heard girls like cut bc a LOT of guys dont clean themselves and infections, but i doubt thats the same with yall, yall seem clean

Cannot believe u posted this the literal day I decided 2 break up w my bf (yikes!) I fucking love you guys

my make a wish would be to be on the podcast

Yo I love derek I love when he rants about truths I do the same I love to see my personality in another person 💋

Damn now I feel shamed texting my ex that's my homie ahhhh she's a girl's and I'm a girl she gets it nooo what now I'm thinking of my text being talked about noooo I'm done now what my messages has changed

I'm bees... Popping bees

terribly relevant timing for me (it’s been a year and i have never gotten over anything in my life)

jess from patreon here, that was a really intense scolding but i needed that. i refuse to be bullied and made fun of so i simply will not text him anymore !

Ngl that fact that Derek was able to reflect on his break up, objectively assess how each person played a part in the relationship falling apart, came to terms with his issues and decided to put his ego aside to then better himself so that he doesn't repeat those same patterns is pretty dope 🔥

you guys don´t know much about vasectomy and I wont judge bc I have no fucking idea about cirmucisions other than what you guys have said

this podcast is another sign.. basically, Im 18 and gay, I have a bf, we've been together for 6 months, and when he is not here I think a lot abt breaking up, but at the same time I love him sm and when he is with me I love our relationship.. Idk what to do, I love him but if we break up i will miss him sm, idk its harddd

31:00 This is me in the past, especially with feelings 😭😭😭😭 It requires you to practice your feelings daily and say them out loud (first with ur self and then with someone u comfortable with) just practice. When I started taking feeling seriously, I discovered that there are many layers, now most of the time I am not embarrassed of my feelings or crying, but I still see marriage and intimate relationship it is embarrassing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I can'ttttt

nurse.... they're out again..

okay why are they just speaking to the picture on the wall...

🍺🆘

Please have @gavinweiland as a guest on the pod

i had the biggest crush on derek and was trying to find someone like him but omg he’s actually so toxic nvm😭😭😭 all love♥️♥️

Yo no way I have the same Birthday with Derek!🥹

jess if you're reading this don't fucking text your ex

holy shit they put my photo up

NEW EP LETS GOOOOOO ❤❤❤❤

timestamps 2:42 nico wanted to circumsize himself 7:49 they ate churros from subway 9:39 nico was in the ER two weeks prior 16:06 name-dropping jess from patreon 23:41 derek was toxic in his previous relationship 28:45 derek was a bad boyfriend on purpose 39:43 derek was a loser 43:50 i have no idea if he said dolphin or not wtf 53:45 tinashee .... 58:15 nico doesn't know what an everything shower is 😰😰

I'm getting the sense that they STILL have not looked up what a vasectomy is

I'm popping bees🎉

I didn’t know foreskin shaming existed 💀

The parasocial relationship I have with these dudes got me popping bees

REAL

not even a minute in and I know more about Derek's jizz than I do about my future plans

oh noooo i‘m hyper fixating on the library guy

Derek makes my nipples stand up

it’s Friday

happy late birthday nico u look used by life but ok 22 i guess

I feel like a crack fein waiting for new episodes

HAPPY BEERSOS FRIDAYYY

Bruh

HI BABIES

42 seconds ago is crazy

i literally feel like i just put this episode on, and then i see im 50 minutes in 😭😭 time passes by so fast when i watch your podcasts, theyre so funny

Watching this back for the first time knowing that Derek is so happy now in his current relationship is soooo freaking cute. I’m so happy for you and proud of you for owning your shit and striving to be better <3

best epi ever omg laughed so hard at nico's getting caught story, thought that was the funniest then i reached the bunions part

NICO LISTENS TO UNDERSCORES???

Derek it sounds like you are a budding alcoholic, stay safe out there

These episodes are like a fever dream and I enjoy the chaos... but Nico! Derek told you stop so many times and that he didn't want you to tell the drunk text story or read his texts! Literally read the room 😅

You should take a personality test on here

needed the deets on the jacket

😂😂😂

dont think u get married 'automatically' under common law - dereks mum and spawn are most likely cohabitants so he would not be ur stepdad yet

they come closer and closer to bisexuality every episode.