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TF2: I Found 60,000 Bots
Dead internet theory lol
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Music Used:
The entirety of the Metroid Prime Trilogy OST
00:00 Intro
01:39 Correction on Botnets
03:33 Casting the Net
06:48 The Botnets
16:20 Supply and Demand
19:30 Fix TF2?
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TF2: Nobody's Home
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TF2: Delivering YOUR Hottest of Takes
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TF2: All We Want for Smissmas
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TF2: Too Much of a Good Thing
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TF2: A Distinctive Lack of Team Recognition
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TF2: The Impending Summer Update
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TF2: Leaked, Unused Skins
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TF2: The Official Maps Tier List (Part 2)
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TF2: The Official Maps Tier List (Part 1)
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Get it together, Valve

Komentáře

  • @MacronLacrom
    @MacronLacrom Před 14 minutami

    I don't think you want to kill the bots... the player count for the game will drop to around 1,000 players or so.

  • @Deadl007
    @Deadl007 Před 43 minutami

    I suggest better solution. Just quit and move on with your life. Maybe come back for like remembering good old days till you get annoyed with such problems and move on...

  • @Ledplous
    @Ledplous Před 3 hodinami

    Hey! Great video

  • @ST4RDUST
    @ST4RDUST Před 3 hodinami

    The real angle to play here is to get Valve to fix Steam itself, Banana is probably the most botted game on the platform atm and it only shows that Valve can't control their own platform software if it's so easy to automate the creation of accounts and subsequent botting, an issue that could actually cost them credibility as a platform and potentially money. Fixing Steam's botting problem would also indirectly fix TF2's botting at least partially, hell, all their games have botting issues these days and it's getting out of control.

  • @trucywrightforpresident
    @trucywrightforpresident Před 3 hodinami

    this is the level of investigative journalism i want from everywhere

  • @Niamh9902
    @Niamh9902 Před 5 hodinami

    did not fucking expect to see csarphong in a tf2 video (the person who drew the pyro at the beginning)

  • @oofitoz
    @oofitoz Před 5 hodinami

    LOVE THE HOUSE INTRO

  • @graon4880
    @graon4880 Před 8 hodinami

    I would be interested in seeing how much money is generated by these bots.

  • @cashbin58
    @cashbin58 Před 13 hodinami

    Literally the only reason I don't use this is because Crit flares exist, I NEED that Crit particle or my brain won't make the happy chemicals

  • @5IAY3R
    @5IAY3R Před 14 hodinami

    ur absolutely right about trans women shouldnt be able to race on women sports

  • @konahrik_volkihar
    @konahrik_volkihar Před 15 hodinami

    I am not a fan of weapon skins in TF2 and I just hope (provided Valve doesn't pull out the plug on TF2 and bots don't run loose still) that people mass trade up as many skins as humanly possible and make almost all weapon skins become a rarity.

  • @timowagner1329
    @timowagner1329 Před 15 hodinami

    I dont care about tf2. But the video was great :)

  • @konahrik_volkihar
    @konahrik_volkihar Před 17 hodinami

    Immediate Solving

  • @jessicabennett2116
    @jessicabennett2116 Před 20 hodinami

    The fact they hated Jesus just bc of the past some people are ass and zesty Jesus wants to help tf2 live don’t hate people for the past if they are trying to get the same goal to save a game #fixtf2 ❤

  • @retakermain8334
    @retakermain8334 Před 21 hodinou

    when the jesus is zesty

  • @moreuggaduggas
    @moreuggaduggas Před dnem

    @6:41 Love how they use “body positivity” and “being trans” as an excuse for being a Diddy advocate

  • @AceTheDragon3
    @AceTheDragon3 Před dnem

    Valve's attempt to put CS:GO aspects into TF2 is what really killed it for me. It's been downhill ever since then.

  • @wildfire8910
    @wildfire8910 Před dnem

    look, I'm gonna be real, I am a newer, and younger player, only about half a year older than TF2 itself, and I don't really have room to talk here, BUT, I like voicing my opinions, and in this case, I love the game and community interactions, I find objectors to be funny, and I hate a bunch of bullshit censorship and sterilization. Hell, one of my favorite parts of playing the game is the user interactions, whether that be ridiculous stuff said in voice or text chat, or funny decals, and when someone pull out an objector, half the time the game stops momentarily cause everyone wants to get a peek at what has been put on it, and I think that's great. anyway, I know I'm late to this by a year, but I don't give a fuck, I'm glad that decals are still in the game.

  • @BigBossEats
    @BigBossEats Před dnem

    Zesty turn the console off right now, the mission is a failure. Cut the power!

  • @NetDolphinn
    @NetDolphinn Před dnem

    i always had a belif that there was a bidding war between tf2s community and valve becuase of the cheaters that infest the game. valve knows the problem is there.. but they cant reach it because of the danger the hacker/cheater bots poses.. they hear us. but the problem isnt easy to fix

  • @Golmatheus
    @Golmatheus Před dnem

    I play on Brazilian servers and there's no bots you should try this

  • @joyfulpolecat0745
    @joyfulpolecat0745 Před dnem

    demoknight tf2

  • @frogtheneonsaber
    @frogtheneonsaber Před dnem

    Pyro spy

  • @Thomas-vn6cr
    @Thomas-vn6cr Před dnem

    So did anyone end up unlocking any of those rewards?

  • @idkwhattoputhere0
    @idkwhattoputhere0 Před dnem

    shut up my dad works for the tf2 community and can make nsfw art of your sona

  • @cyanideytandcuriousseadogg4160

    2:57 I view the Dragons Fur(r)y more as an incendiary cannon(the TFC pyro has one of those in game) than a rocket launcher

  • @plussygold
    @plussygold Před dnem

    If people hate someone for thinking that trans women should not play in sports than you need to get help and or educated

  • @Albanian1government

    #FIXTF2

  • @veo16
    @veo16 Před dnem

    5-6 years? More like 10-15 years. TF2 has always been bots. The only players are in a small selection of servers. If there were truly 10s of thousands of live players, then there wouldn’t be desolation during off peak hours. Which anyone can verify by opening the browser outside of 4pm-10pm local time. Even the matchmaking system would be somewhat speedy to find 11 other players to start a game. But it’s not this way and never has been.

  • @YourguyDonkDUDE
    @YourguyDonkDUDE Před dnem

    my account got stolen ones idk if it was a bot net thingi but he change the name to kulk or something and some numbers and the bot or person started playing tf2 but i got my account back after a week

  • @moreuggaduggas
    @moreuggaduggas Před dnem

    I hate that it’s come to this. I miss how TF2 was back in 2016/2017. Jungle inferno added stuff yes, fixed a couple items, but debuffed half of the items into the trash can and hurt the game more than valve could’ve ever thought, and now we have this… so sad

  • @andreasestrella1151

    thank you for the top gear references

  • @nhatan_ansinhnguyenxuan574

    what? tf2 developer? they exist?

  • @totenkopf8814
    @totenkopf8814 Před 2 dny

    Dang I thought it was Europe that made companies have to show the drop odds on loot crates. Honestly China W I really like to know my chances, it's pretty nice 🇺🇲🤝🏻🇨🇳

  • @plussygold
    @plussygold Před 2 dny

    Youre so hot

  • @Pizza_Crusader
    @Pizza_Crusader Před 2 dny

    I came here for the comments I already know what there about

  • @Thomas-vn6cr
    @Thomas-vn6cr Před 2 dny

    This aged well.

  • @Thomas-vn6cr
    @Thomas-vn6cr Před 2 dny

    Man, we we're dealing with the bots for years, and that was already several years ago. I wonder how this comment ages in several more years.

  • @IDoubleJ
    @IDoubleJ Před 2 dny

    Tragic. I love TF2 and still play it. Hope it never dies

  • @riverriverchannel
    @riverriverchannel Před 2 dny

    you cherry picked the time that you sent gifts. doing 40 gifts from 6 pm to 7 pm est has over 50 percent humans.

    • @paolosworld99
      @paolosworld99 Před 2 dny

      why does that happen? not arguing just genuinely curious

    • @riverriverchannel
      @riverriverchannel Před 2 dny

      @@paolosworld99 because bots are always playing the game, so if you send gifts at times when fewer people are on, then 70% will go to bots -- but when you send gifts at more populated times, around 50% go to bots, meaning this whole narrative that 70% of tf2 players are bots at any given moment is false -- only at certain times are 70% of the players bots, but at reasonably populated times, 50% or less are bots

    • @paolosworld99
      @paolosworld99 Před dnem

      @@riverriverchannel thank you, that makes sense