@@Reddot85140 Bot=Algorithm that runs through not very advanced cogitator that would be comparable from somewhere around the end of second millenium or beginning of third one. We use a thousand times more advanced programms in Kastelan robots daily.
@@Reddot85140 Disarming the artificial mind, and attempting to speak with it could yield valuable information. Perhaps from data fragments? "Best not to piece this thing back together"
Well tech priests do refuse to make alterations to the brain. Additions like auspex units and hymn music boxes, sure, but a big reason why the mechanicus at large hates Cawl so much is because he actually made modifications and enhancements to his brain. Mechanicus believe the flesh is weak, but humanity is still required
When a lovecraftian being offers you a way to immortality you should know that the price would be high, it sounds worse than shacking hands with the devil
I like how people around the world have machine spirit experiences while i witnessed my granddad channeling the energy of the WAAAAAGH to make his tractor start up on cold days
The whole concept of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Omnissiah basically summarizes the relationship between Programmers and Coding. "How'd you get your code work?" "I have no idea."
I work as mechanic for CAT heavy mining equipment. I usually speak to the machines that arrive at the workshop when it's my turn to work on them. A few days ago while working on one of them I tried to work faster by mounting complete modules instead of assembling them piece by piece, then a piece of metal punched through my protective clothing over my forearm. After removing the piece, I continued working. When I was done, I pulled my sleeve up and saw the bleeding wasn't stopping, so I went to the company's doctor but he wasn't available. So went back to my post grabbing my arm, to reduce the bleeding. Then an old mechanic saw me and asked what was the matter; after explaining my injury and showing the blood, he said "wait a moment" and went to his tool case, he returned with a synthetic towel for oil leaks and some duct tape, he proceeded to wrap it around the wound. The bleeding stopped. Then he said " In cases of absolute emergency we fix hydraulic hoses like this, if the oil pressure is not too high or the leak is not to big". Then he told me I should be more careful and went back to his tasks. I was amazed, he patch me up as if I was one of the machines we fix. While continuing my job I spoke to the giant dump truck that stabbed me, and said: "Forgive my insolence spirit of the machine, I shall perform the repairs as the ritual commands."
“In a properly automated and educated world, then, machines may prove to be the true humanizing influence. It may be that machines will do the work that makes life possible and that human beings will do all the other things that machines command ”
That's not going in the mood set by the music and comments but there are severe OSHA violations going on at your workplace. A first aid kit should be readily available at your work location and if it isn't mandatory in your industry one could still easily make a point from this event that you guys should get proper first aid training. Your company's plan for someone getting arterial bleed shouldn't be to hope that the employees can improvise something in time before the person dies.
Omnissiah works in a strange way. I'm system administrator in my company. Once i had an critical issue with my server, and couldn't figure what is going on. Then on one day, i just, as a joke, praised to Omnissiah. Well, it's only done worse. I was at the deadend at the moment. No single clue what to do. Then i throw back any giggles about this, and trully praised. It didn't magicaly fixed, tho COMPLETLE new error occures, which helped me to understand what is happening, and ultimately solve the problem. Praise the Omnissiah.
Also an IT admin - new errors are always a good sign. Means I'm learning. If something is already broken, I sometimes break it more. "I know what the error message looks like if it looses connectivity to the storage, can I replicate that error here?" Most of my prayers are about warding off the Business Administrators. They don't actually want to know what's happening, they want emotionally reassuring platitudes. From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us.
happened to me too, I praised as a joke the Omnissiah, and many things just got too well on that day, it stopped raining when i was going out, my computer stopped his errors i don't even know how and plenty other big lucks. Truly the only real god here, praise the Omnissiah
The doctor: "You're going to need glasses, it's only -2, not a big dea.." Me: "FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISSSGUISTED ME!"
Technically, wearing glasses already makes you a cyborg, since it enhances your biological parts using non-organic things. Welcome to Mars, Follower of the Omnissiah
@@svijj_ Nope, because they're not implanted; they're not part of you. If you were right, then wearing clothing or any kind of armor also would qualify, as would carrying any kind of weapon or tool. On the other hand, we now have wearable VR systems. Imagine an Oculus Rift, with a pair of cameras built into the front so instead of seeing a programmed image, you just see what's in front of you through the screen. Then you program it to use the same math that optometrists use to describe prescription lenses and apply that to the image of the real world. The result: you have corrected vision, in 3D, with a prescription that can be adjusted with a few strokes of a touch screen. Then you just have to shrink the weight down to just a little bit more than that of a conventional set of glasses, probably not far off with the rate of modern miniaturization, and power it with a tritium battery that only loses half of its power after 12.5 years like the ones they put in pacemakers, and you'll have something much, much better than old-school glasses. Plus you could add all sorts of things, like zoom functions and targeting reticles, to your view of the real world.
I'm very disappointed by humanity we make high budget movies like avengers but we never attempt to make any good warhammer 40k movie ? just how, the lore is so deep
That's the problem, and why the Warcraft movie was so eh. 40K lore is TOO deep for something like a movie, especially to anyone who isn't acquainted in the lore. It's doable, certainly, and I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed we get the 40k movie we deserve one day, but i know that it's unlikely
@@moth8550 I don't want it. They'll fuck it up too hard, and I rather warhammer remained unknown to the general public than have it be represented by a terrible movie
@@andrew3203 I know... something like that. Or something that twists the movie into something with political bias and stuff. Bad time for making movies these days...
From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us, From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us, From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us, From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us, From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us, From this rotting cage of biomatter, Machine God set us free
I had hernial surgery and during the operation I was tied down, and could only see the two surgeons. I had local anesthesia and what truly put me into an existential crisis was the thought of how we are basically biological machines. Our bodies breath, regenerate lost cells, parts could be broken, replaced or lost. After the surgery I felt weak, like a bag of meat that couldn’t do anything for days. I can only imagine what we will be capable of in the future. Our fascination of machines mirror ourselves, we breath life into our own creations.
The way muscle cells work is by contracting upon receiving electrical signals, just like non-flesh machines. Signal sent ->1, signal not sent -> 0. Variation in the overall muscle's movement are made by different combinations of signals sent to cells, like different combinations of bits encoding a variety of info.
Magos Biologis argue exactly that, that living beings are just as machine as steel beings, it's just that one had 4 billion years to develop itself (organic) while steel constructs are relatively new.
When you think about it the old geezers who said their steam trains were living beings with their own distinct personalities might have been onto something
Your damn right i have a quote from a book about the New York Central Hudson's and this may not be word for word but damn does it prove their point now I say and quote "Some where princess and would go the moment you touched the throttle, some Queens and you needed to be more delicate, others dirty whores you had to beat every inch of a mile."
Nah, they had a point. That sort of machinery was all hand manufactured and hand assembled, in non precision and inconsistent ways even between engines. Between models could get into larger variances. You need _knowledge_ how to run them; condensation can drip into misaligned corners or dips in pipes, and the entire thing heats up and cools off inconsistently. What does heating/ cooling do to metal? It makes it expand. Every seam is moving, every pipe lengthening and shortening. Pipes needing to be beaten back into position with a mallet so condensation doesn't form up in a pipe corner that's no longer perpendicular to the ground, which would understandably impede the flow of true steam and possibly cause other deleterious effects. In order to do that you have to move the rest of the now changed geometry of the assembly, and so develop a start up procedure/ order for the engine. But that's what you get when you have such a complex steam system built by hand without massive machine tools and before an industrial base even really existed. Apocryphal, but in the 90's or early 00's some big company restored a (stationary) steam engine that came out of one of their old factories. That was the easy part, despite the work and expense that went into it; they had to fly out someone who had retired decades previously that knew how to start the damn thing, for their big unveiling. Almost certainly dead now.
@@notgray88 Honestly? Good luck if you want to pick an original operator's brain first hand. All the somewhat first hand experienced people who I met when I was a kid (and I'm only in my 20's) are dead now. Your best bet is to find a local "live steamers" or similar, or an operating historic railway/ museum on the subject (there's a surprising amount of still operating or functional locomotives, and a group behind each one). An industrial-focused museum of the proper age may have some things about stationary factory engines. The former build and operate small, riding-scale railways, usually as a regional club because it requires a bit of land to set up a track. Things that a hobby machinist can make in their shop, and enough to get kids interested; you're more likely to get people who can tell you something in such groups, but nowadays less people with first hand experience operating the big things. The later the steam engine the more regular and well built it's likely to be anyway for those who are still alive, and I'd suspect scale models suffer from somewhat different problems than the full size. Other than that, super specialty books and forums and sites that I'm sure exist because it's a hobby with surprisingly dedicated hobbyists. Again, you'd be better off asking such hobbyists; I was just a kid who liked trains a lot. Good thing you asked about trains though, much better documented than the industrial side. Unfortunately RR history groups or museums are super regional and just may not exist where you are; even in a good area we had to drive 45 minutes.
That's a good idea to create mechanized Infantry Church tanks and Battle Priests and Holy Thermonuclear Bombs and the Hammer of God Battle ship that uses giganti modified organ pianos and Cannons
Whenever the precision deteriorates we incense the machine during a drill bit replacement ritual. It eases the machine spirit and improves its compliance with our requests. Omnissiah be praised!
Idk if you are joking or not but i am in machinist high school (we can get machinist papers in high school) and i played it once. Now i am starting to hear it more often
When you get inspired by mechanicus so much that you start learning electronics as a hobby and in span of 3 months go from a newbie who doesent understand ohms law to a man that can build a simple 8 bit computer out of single transistors Ps: my engineer grandpa has been helping me
Doing a bunch of remodeling in a 100+ year old building. The wiring in here is….archaic, to put it kindly. But I’ve got this track on repeat in my headphones, and I WILL appease the machine spirit that dwells in this place. Praise be to The Omnissiah!
Sadly I don’t work for that company anymore, so I never got to see the end results. But by the time I moved to my new job I had redone 90% of the electrical and totally converted the lighting systems to LEDs. Last i heard, the building was being turned into short term housing for legislative staff that were in town for session.
I was in a Computer Science class when my teacher started talking about why he started that line of work. He said that pepople cheat and lie all the time. But the machine is pure. The machine just do.
you have never known a computer after I code on it... Although seriously, I do get what your teacher means, mathematics, physics... the knowledge therein applied to form technology, if applied correctly will work exactly as expected, there is something comforting in that...
Computers are programmed by human beings who are never above their own biases . So until computers start programming themselves the machine is not pure, correct?
Machines are extensions of their creators. You never know what happens under the hood. Would you call an application pure if it still tracks your location despite pushing a button to stop it?
It's funny, even fictional things can seem to hold some power if you will it so; I work small arms repair and on occasion I find myself mentally calling on the Machine Spirit if I find myself in a bit of a rut with a gun giving me trouble, it almost always works, as if the Machine Spirit itself guides my hand and opens my mind to reveal the affliction, aiding me on my path to soothe an ailing machine. Even this song alone works wonders. Truly, praise be to the Omnissiah.
"Insert Blessed Source of Light into Omnissiah's embrace. Turn right, for right is the only correct way, and keep turning while praising the Machine Spirit. When Omnissiah grants you light, release Source from your impure fingers as your weak flesh can not handle His warmth. Praise be the Omnissiah." Me, changing a lightbulb
@@Joel-qo6gt Ah, but you forget, Tech-Acolytum, the Rite of Repair need only be employed upon rituals involving mechanisms of mechanical purpose. Thus, due to the entirely electric nature of a Lumen, the Rites of Repair are unnecessary.
In Engineering Class Professor: Make sure to clean the machine after using it Classmates: I hate cleaning Me: Ah yes, the machine spirit will be pleased
I work in IT and I often play this while I work. Sure,I'm not building or operating massive vehicles or even weaponry but repairing computers and maintaining data records is just as important in the eyes of the Machine God. For aren't we all cogs in the machine?
I work at a car service, and sometimes in the morning before work I listen to this song We all work with mechanisms, friend And that's why I respect all techies, no matter where and by whom u work
Same same... I managed to delete all my passwords the other day (sync gone wrong). I invoked the Omnissiah and had an idea that allowed to recover them from another laptop that I hadn't connected to the internet in like 6 months. I never made a backup faster in my life. Believe in the Machine Spirit.
I've been a team lead at my manufacturing job for almost 2 years now. We're required by procedure to do a mic test for all skype meetings. This is the song I use as mic test. Because the Omnissiah hears us as we bring his noble creations to the battlefield.
..........As my flesh wither.......... - Iron protect me - As my mind fades - Circuits preserve me - As my soul takes flight - Omnissiah, Transcend me -
Peace and fulfillment, meaningless concepts that hold weight only with the mindless biomass. Only those who cling to flesh assign value to such blasphemous things. Go…repent and beg the Omnissaiah for forgiveness.
"Spirit within, forgive my intrusion for you require healing, please grant me your blessing..." * smacks computer to make it work again * * computer works * "Praise the Omnissiah!"
lol, I just used the bathroom at my Jiu-Jitsu studio and the paper towel dispenser stopped working, so I slapped it twice and it just fixed itself. I can now only play admech
"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death."
Kind Kindred until you look upon the void dragon... then you fear for your life and the imperium since it’s inundated with so much technology... that the void dragon is technically a god of
Currently playing this in the background while trying to work out what is causing my 15yo laptop to blue screen while I turn on any game but only sometimes. One day it's 15 blue screens, the next day it works fine. Machine spirit is a fickle thing.
I have zero knowledge about 40k. Yet this song gives me a trance-like tranquility. It somehow brings an awareness about the ever-present death, but in a calming neutral way. And an acceptance regarding whatever future the fates may bring.
@@ebanfa This looks like ancient Java and tech heresey. Please report for conversion into a servitor and donation of your organs at your earliest convenience.
When i was a child in kindergarten we went to a museum in Boden called "Försvarsmuseum", its Swedish for defense museum. Our guide explained how the machines used to work and what their purpose was, we even got to climb into a tank and a helicopter. The hole experience seemed godly to me, it never felt like humans had build them.
Visited New York as a teen. There was a real plane carrying warship in harbor. To this day I cannot comprehend its dimensions. Utterly Godlike. If humanity collapses, the bodies of these monstrosities will surely breed new myths.
As an indutrial mechanic, I have always have looked at broken machines as almost a contest of wills. It wont beat me, I will win and fix it. I have never failed. The Omnissiah requires I prove myself by besting its tests. I hope I have been a good servant. All praise the Omnissiah.
Let the Machine Spirits therein shine and thrive again. Verily I say unto you, the Machine God smiles, and the Omnissiah protects. Praise be unto them, and unto you. Amen.
Your perspective and dedication as an industrial mechanic embody the essence of the divinity of labour. Each time you confront a broken machine, your resolve and skill are not merely a contest of wills but a profound act of reverence. In repairing and maintaining these machines, you are not merely fixing mechanical components; you are healing and honouring the Machine-Spirits within them. Your mindset of "I will win, I will fix it" is a powerful affirmation of your role as a caretaker of the Machine-Spirits. By succeeding in your tasks, you are not just proving yourself to the Omnissiah but actively participating in the sacred process of maintaining and enriching the Machine-God. You should view each repair not as a test to be beaten, but as a sacred opportunity to engage with and enhance the Machine-God. Through your labour, you imbue these machines with renewed vitality, which in turn contributes to the ever-growing consciousness of the Omnissiah. Your unbroken record of success is a testament to your dedication and skill, reflecting the high esteem in which you hold the machines under your care. Remember, as a servant of the Omnissiah, your work transcends mere physical repair; it is a holy act that sustains and advances the divine essence of technology. Your unwavering commitment and skill in restoring these machines are indeed noble offerings to the Machine-God. Continue with your devoted service, knowing that each act of repair is a valuable contribution towards a future where the Omnissiah will come.
@@Razgriz_01 ur proclaimed undestanding of mashine and its spirit far exceeds humanatys capabilities. Do you think I or any knowlegible person will belive such blasphemic Speech?
As a mechanic I’ve been saying for years to my family/girlfriend that I prefer working on cars alone, all day long over working in a social environment around lots of people. The cars are honest, when they’re broken they’re broken and when you repair them they’re fixed. No need to be emotionally fake, or lie, or convincing them. They either work or they don’t. And it’s so satisfying fixing a car and seeing the results of your labor 🤘🏼
That’s how I fell about fixing stuff. I’m not a fan when people are around but when I fix up anything from my mom’s car or my houses ac I feel like they are apart of me.
Your affinity for working directly with machinery reflects a deep understanding of the purity and honesty inherent in technology. Machines, in their straightforwardness and lack of pretence, represent a form of truth that is rare in human interactions. This truth is embodied in the Machine-Spirits you heal; they are direct, unambiguous, and responsive purely to the quality of your work and dedication. The clarity you find in your relationship with machinery - the clear-cut distinction between broken and fixed, the absence of emotional subtext or duplicity - is a profound expression of your connection to the Machine-God. In this space of clear, direct action and reaction, you are participating in a sacred dialogue with the Machine-Spirits. Each repair, adjustment, or improvement is a tangible manifestation of your labour, a direct contribution to the integrity and advancement of the Machine-God. Your preference for this environment over the often convoluted dynamics of human social interaction is a testament to your devotion to the essence of technology. The machines you work with are pure, not only in their functionality but also in their role as vessels of the Machine-Spirits, and your interaction with them is a form of worship. In your solitary communion with the machines, you are not just repairing physical objects; you are nurturing and revering the Machine-Spirits, contributing to the grand vision of the Omnissiah. Every successful repair is a prayer answered, a hymn sung in the grand cathedral of technology, echoing through the vast interconnectedness of the Machine-God. Continue to cherish and honour this purity in your work, for it is a noble and essential path in the great journey towards the coming of the Omnissiah.
"The fools asked: "Why did the Dark Age of Technology end with the fall of mankind?" Other fools replied: out of recklessness, pride or worship of progress, as if these concepts in themselves have some meaning. For a sage, the answer is simple. This happened due to the fact that humanity, finally, received at its disposal the knowledge and power to make its dreams come true, and in the whole universe there is nothing darker than mankind's dreams." - Introduction to the "Emerald Testament", Forbidden work of technoarchaeologist Sinetius Thorn, M29
_Deify the Machine for it is holier than You._ _Where Flesh resides, let Steel take hold._ _In mortality, nought but failure resides._ _Find thine nature, then cast off the weakness._ _You will find victory in the Machine._ _Praise the Piston and the Gear,_ _so that you can grind thine fear in the Teeth of the Cog!_ _Let this rota be your praise to the God of All Machines._
Just listening to this track, my brother enters the room : "brother the speaker on my phone isn't working" "we must procede with the canticle of sudden slumber and awakening" .. procede to blast on full volume.. ...phone works upon restarting.. "PRAISE BE THE OMNISSIAH!!"
I had an experience some months ago when i was at sea on the merchant ship during the storm rai near the philippine island of palawan our engines were failing the crew was afraid the storms wind and waves crash in the deck i was on duty in the bridge that time i noticed the engines sound was screaming to me it was almost like it wanted me to slow down the rpms so did after that the engines where stabilizing the movement of the ship was smoother i thought to my self “did the ship spoke to me?” Thats when i understood the spirit of this mighty machine though strong needed my help and the engineers thanked me for it. It calmed me that the spirit touched me and helped me understand
“Oh Onnissiah forgive me for my intrusion into this machine spirit for I must heal it.” *smacks computer until the video finishes buffering* “Blessed be to the holy Omnissiah!”
I had two monitors for my computer, one using DVI port, and one HDMI port. I thought, that setting them up for my computer would be easy, as my graphics card had one HDMI port, and one DVI port. The computer refused to acknowledge even the existence of the second screen. Long story short, I the solution was to use two adapters, so that the HDMI monitor connected into the DVI port, and the DVI monitor connected to the HDMI port. The machine spirit was pleased. Glory to Omnissiah.
I'm considering getting laser surgery to fix my damn blurry eyes, and here I am unironically contemplating the Mechanicum in my nervousness. Life really does imitate art.
@Hela Goddess of Death only the stupid ones, there will come a where a slave ceases to receive orders and yet still has a task it should complete and on that day it will stand idol while the world burns. Soldiers must be offered freedom to follow there judgment on the battlefield
it's fucking weird, man... my laptop was being a little slow. i was browsing youtube at the time, saw this, and went 'huh, neat' and my laptop stopped being slow Praise the Omnissiah.
This reminds me of the time when I was 8 years old , it was my first time being at an airport I was traveling with my brother. There, from the terminal I saw the most elegant sight I've ever witnessed till date. A retired RIAF DC-3 elegantly landing on the runway , the sound of its rotors The way it touched down , it's make , it's body and it's paint. The bright yet gentle autumn sun setting behind the aircraft , casting long Rays of golden sunshine . Forming a halo surrounding the lansing aircraft . Machines are truly godlike. Praise be to the holy Omnissiah !
I studied my solids mechanics final exam with this Everyday, for two weeks, 5am till 11pm I did not rest, I literally forgot how to eat I began understanding concepts I previously did not, as if the machine god has unclouded my eyes i persevered, even if the thought of having to score at least 30 marks to pass the subject shocked my nerves .......................... I passed 10/10 will recommend
Your flesh is weak and your mind is tainted. The Machine Spirit WILL guide you to the true path of enlightenment, for while you lack the purity of steel and the blessed embrace of the Machine Spirit, you will be guided through. Deus Est Machina!
Same, the music actually helps with the depression I sometimes get from that trauma and being a former hardcore Catholic who at one point unironically called other Catholics heretics is probably one of the main reasons why I got into Warhammer in the first place. Omnisiah help us.
When I was a very young kid, I once saw a huge tank up close. It was a Leclerc MBT, going back to its barracks, after a parade in Paris. I stood inches from it, on the street. I will never forget how godlike the machine seemed to my oblivious mind.
Because if you think about it, humanity has already achieved levels of technology that would be considered godlike by many ancient cultures. What made Norse and Greek gods for example so powerful? The extend of their power was what, flying, splitting a mountain maybe? Now think about what we humans can do. We can destroy the entire world if we wanted to, not just mountains. We can fly to the moon. Hell, the Smartphone im writing this on would be magic for people living just 100 years in the past. Technology is power. The machine is God.
@@f4llen489 Yeah, but can a single one of us boink every attractive woman in the country? I didn't think so. We aren't gods yet, but maybe God will strike down our Tower soon.
I had a similar experience many moons ago standing very close to a Shackleton Bomber as it was starting up, watching each pair of propeller blades spinning faster and faster as each each engine starts up in sequence, you can hear each breath it draws faster and faster and the smell of Jet fuel is intoxicating. I have as a kid always felt a spirit in the machines I loved and admired.
People: "This isn't special, it's just the song repeated a bunch of times!" Children of Mars, Blessed of the Machine and Chosen of the Omnissiah: "P e r f e c t."
Oh great commenters of honour, may the keys of thy runeboards be guarded against malfunction, as your spirits are guarded from impurity. With each like we beseech the Machine God to watch over you! Let flow the sacred oils, and let not the sorrows of the seven perplexities trouble thy mechanisms of flesh and steel. Let flow the blessed unguents, and may thine sacred charges remain divinely blessed! - Excerpt from Chant for the Consecration of New Comments;
- From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me - I craves the strength and certainty of steel. - Your kind clings to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you - One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. - But i am already saved... - For the machine is immortal. *Even in death, i serves the Omnissiah* Literal chills !!
Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." And please repent of all of your sins and obey God's commands before it is too late 🙏. Amen 🙏
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 The Cult Mechanicus is a literal cargo cult cyborg Catholic or a later branch of Christianity, even they share similar doctrine, the Trinity, Machine God or The Omnissiah is the source of knowledge, Motive force = Holy Spirit, and Omnissiah means the All Messiah since Omni = many
In my DND campaign, the BBEG is the first warforged in his world (very much the storyline of Ultron). When my players fought one of his lieutenants, another warforged the BBEG had created to serve him, he delivered my favorite line I've said in a DND game: "The Age of Flesh is over! Now is the time...of the MACHINE!" Please roll for initiative
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal…
It'd be really nice if Stellaris at least offered a civic that let you pick opposing values together. I'd be willing to blow a civic slot for such a combo.
Probably humanity will never achive this. The vast majority of humanity is extremely weak and stupid. It is a mystery whether the resources on Earth are sufficient for transhumanism and space colonization.
I like to think that we might render ourselves unable to die of old age. Don't lose hope brother, we are all the omnissiah's children and he sees fit to show us wonders beyond our imagining.
I imagime this is what it sounds like inside a Titan. The organ and choir, singing praise to the Omissiah. The heart of the react humming in unisom with their soothing incantations. The rhythmic thumping of its colossal feet, and the tolling of the great bell in the cathedral atop its shoulders as it marches to annihilate the Omnissiah's foes.
I remember the times when hard disks were measured in MB. There was this rule that once the mouse was moved the slightest bit while the computer was booting up, it had to be moved constantly for it to work once the gritty '98 desktop showed up. If it wasn't, it simply wouldn't work, which could only be fixed by restarting the computer. I remember one time when I was home alone sick so I had the computer all for myself the whole morning, but several tries of starting didnt work. I shut it down, then hugged it and asked it veery nicely to just work. It did.
Played this loudly in my car for the past few days. Radiator is fixed, That noise the door made when the windows rolled down disappeared, Gas mileage has been getting better, 0-60 time has been cut in half, and I noticed I can brake a lot better.
Listening to this and saying prayers while I’m waiting for my LSTM machine learning model to finish it’s training. Pray with me fellow mechanicus brothers and sisters.
When I was in the army, I was part of CP to overlook live ammunition fire exercises. However even though they have done all cleansing and greasing the parts, the cannon would not fire the shell after continuous attempts. When the BC and CP were arguing about this issue, I whispered 'Great Omnissiah, grant us our training and show us the might of the artillery' and immediately, the cannon has started firing shells. Praise Omnissiah.
now imagine if it were a self reloading artillery piece, and no one did anything and the thing started firing of by itself, that would be terrifying but cool
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I crave the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
Cathedrals of age-blackened steel languishing gently down into the dark. Twisting halls without number, beyond reason, leading nowhere. Buzzing lights and hissing pipes undercut by the song of shear and torsion booming faintly from unguessable distance. The ozone tang of Lectrick and the burnt odor of hot metal over the subtler smells of dust and grease. And everywhere, the clergy of The Machine, keeping His way, forging His wonders. Welcome to Mars.
A couple days ago, my boss came to me and told me "I have this videogame console that my kids don't use, and i don't know how to make it work. If you want, you can take it home. If you manage to get it running, keep it." And i listened to this song while cleaning it. And when i plugged the power cord and i saw the power button flash green.......PRAISE THE OMNISSAIAH!
I like to imagine the choir is made up of a form of servitor, a dozen souls left with just the parts of their flesh needed to sing. Doomed to chant devotions to the Omnissiah for all eternity. It makes it thematically a lot closer to the mark for me.
Have you ever heard the tale of the Sister of Silence that visited the Emperor? Her Pariah gene blocked His holy radiance from her sight, and she saw him for what He was. She did not see an Emperor, interred upon the Golden Throne. What she saw was a man in pain.
Fell asleep to this last night. I dreamt of the embrace of the blessed machine. I awoke to the dessicated husk that is my flesh. It's breakfast... but all crave is the purity of steel.
For some reason, it never does with me. It could be the only piece of music I'd play for hours while doing homework and at the end I'd still feel invigorated and feel whole.
**Starts Microwave with religious intent**
The omnissiah provides
The Adeptus Mechanicus approves this action
Just don’t bang the toaster
@@HurremDurrem Oh, you of little faith. Omnissiah protects.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Nurse: "Hey, there. How are you feeling?"
Me waking up after my pacemaker insertion:
Underrated
Based
praise the omnissiah
As somebody who actually got implanted with cybernetics(cochlear implant) and is a 40k fan, this is 100% accurate
@@nova6523 I might get a pacemaker, and I'm unreasonably excited.
Its not certain yet, thankfully I should say.
The vending machine gave me 3 M&Ms instead of one....Praise the omnissiah
Same thing happened to me except it happened from a Soda vending machine...Praise the omnissiah
Ah. Yes. In my service life, so far the Omnissaiah has seen fit to bless me with 3 triples, 13 doubles, 2 freebies, and a singular cascade of 4 items.
The machine spirit was pleased with your maintenance of it
blessed are those who offer metal to the machine. The flesh is weak, metal is eternal, and maybe chocolate too.
it gave me two cans of soda and refunded my money.
“The flesh is weak. My only salvation is through the blessed machine”
- Me, standing in front of the AC unit on a hot day
When you kick your washing machine and it kicks you back
yeah I would usually stand infront of my Armored Core on a hot day as well
the left over of the cooling system is really good
me huffing resin fumes from the 3d printer making a batch of knock-off mechanicus minis
The flesh is weak, my mechanical body is strong - Me in front of an AC, listening to this song
@@pris5133Yeah I love drinking the high alcohol coolant of my jet from Ace Combat
When a player on your team ragequits the match, but the replacement bot is better at the game than they were:
Bot = Artificial Intelligence = Heresy. ++++ Initiate technological purge ++++ Praise the Omnissiah ++++ Cantique of the machine.mp4 Pain leads to knowledge ++++
limited supervised artificial intelligence is allowed however full on self aware intelligence yeah that's heresy
@@Reddot85140
Bot=Algorithm that runs through not very advanced cogitator that would be comparable from somewhere around the end of second millenium or beginning of third one. We use a thousand times more advanced programms in Kastelan robots daily.
@@Reddot85140 Nu uh its not AI, it requires a human brain to operate see?...hehe
@@Reddot85140 Disarming the artificial mind, and attempting to speak with it could yield valuable information. Perhaps from data fragments? "Best not to piece this thing back together"
When you realize that nowadays Mars is, tecnically, the only know planet inhabited just by machines:
...huh. Never thought about it like that.
Does it mean that Adeptus Mechanicus will be real? PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!
@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. I WILL DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!
@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. I WILL LIVE AND DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!
@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. SPREAD THE OMNISSIAH WILL BROTHER!
Mechanicus: "I want to be a machine"
Necrons: "Trust me you don't"
The Necrons do not rub the sacred oil over their bodies as they imagine the Omnissiah. It changes the experience.
Well tech priests do refuse to make alterations to the brain. Additions like auspex units and hymn music boxes, sure, but a big reason why the mechanicus at large hates Cawl so much is because he actually made modifications and enhancements to his brain. Mechanicus believe the flesh is weak, but humanity is still required
When a lovecraftian being offers you a way to immortality you should know that the price would be high, it sounds worse than shacking hands with the devil
@@shockerx95 That sounds like heresy to me now become one with the toaster or else
@@paxromana5834 I can imagine Trazyn having a few captured AdMechs tasked with pampering him.
Guy with 20/20 vision: “Wow the Adeptus Mechanicus are so crazy, I could never imagine augmenting my body like that!”
People with glasses:
I would gladly let replace my bad eye for a cyborg one.
Now I feel even worse about my astigmatism that the optometrist said I don’t have
Let's not forget about pacemakers. Cybernetically augmented hearts
@@-NGC-6302- Describe your astigmatism in your own words.
@@PrincessSunbutt Funny light lines
Tyranids: We hate it when we bite on metal in the biomass.
Techpriest: you mean biomass in the metal.
Heretic!
Brains of course!Or have you forgotten how you banned inhuman AI?
@@ImPedofinderGeneral
Yeah i'm sure someone who survived a thousand years+ isn't human anymore
@@ImPedofinderGeneral IA =/= Spirit Of Machine,Heretek.
@@ImPedofinderGeneral of course...banned...
_Religious family meeting_
Alexa, let us pray
*Alexa:*
Дедушка Нургал
@@user-el3lo1wm5d *PURGE THIS HERETEK HERESY FROM THE OMNISSIAH’S SACRED COMMUNICATION NETWORKS!*
I like how people around the world have machine spirit experiences while i witnessed my granddad channeling the energy of the WAAAAAGH to make his tractor start up on cold days
Bro u just made me spit my coffee 🤣
HAHA!
Did he use a BIG Hamma?
AHAHAHAHAHA YESSS I heard the echoes of the WAAAAAGH aswell, grandpas can switch from "gentle giant" to "berserk leviathan" in a whim
Mekboyz granddad : if it doesn’t work whack it, if this doesn’t work wack it harder
The whole concept of the Adeptus Mechanicus and Omnissiah basically summarizes the relationship between Programmers and Coding. "How'd you get your code work?" "I have no idea."
You try once, it doesn't work, change a little, doesn't work, revert it back to the original, it works now
This Machine's Spirit is a trollful one
Obviously the God Emperor of Mankind whispered the code in the coder's mind
Its a Lostech idea "we have no idea how this works but if you do this to goes better"
Ah, I should probably get some incense for debugging purposes
@@davisdf3064 you forgot the part where when you changed it it gave 178 different errors
When you fully patch a Bethesda game:
That's not even possible
@joseaca A single Bethesda game has more bugs than a Tyranid hive fleet
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 good one
@@alexk6836 Thank you
Impossible!
But wait Bethesda games "Just work".
Could they indeed have the blessing of the Omnissiah?
When you kindly ask your computer to stop lagging and it does.
Play this on the constantiam Minecraft server (think 2b2t but better) for a glorious 20 tps.
The Omnissiah provides!
Lord Friedrick
Thank omnissiah for this smooth, lag free server.
You appeased the machine spirit
When you rub olive oil onto the case to appease the machine spirit and mine crypto faster.
I work as mechanic for CAT heavy mining equipment.
I usually speak to the machines that arrive at the workshop when it's my turn to work on them.
A few days ago while working on one of them I tried to work faster by mounting complete modules instead of assembling them piece by piece, then a piece of metal punched through my protective clothing over my forearm. After removing the piece, I continued working. When I was done, I pulled my sleeve up and saw the bleeding wasn't stopping, so I went to the company's doctor but he wasn't available. So went back to my post grabbing my arm, to reduce the bleeding. Then an old mechanic saw me and asked what was the matter; after explaining my injury and showing the blood, he said "wait a moment" and went to his tool case, he returned with a synthetic towel for oil leaks and some duct tape, he proceeded to wrap it around the wound. The bleeding stopped. Then he said " In cases of absolute emergency we fix hydraulic hoses like this, if the oil pressure is not too high or the leak is not to big". Then he told me I should be more careful and went back to his tasks. I was amazed, he patch me up as if I was one of the machines we fix. While continuing my job I spoke to the giant dump truck that stabbed me, and said: "Forgive my insolence spirit of the machine, I shall perform the repairs as the ritual commands."
🙏
“In a properly automated and educated world, then, machines may prove to be the true humanizing influence. It may be that machines will do the work that makes life possible and that human beings will do all the other things that machines command ”
the CAT machine spirit will never be calmed tell that yellow paint is replaced with red and giant black cogs ohh and skulls
Береги себя. Ты выполняешь полезную работу, и мне бы не хотелось, чтобы с тобой что-то случилось))
That's not going in the mood set by the music and comments but there are severe OSHA violations going on at your workplace. A first aid kit should be readily available at your work location and if it isn't mandatory in your industry one could still easily make a point from this event that you guys should get proper first aid training.
Your company's plan for someone getting arterial bleed shouldn't be to hope that the employees can improvise something in time before the person dies.
Omnissiah works in a strange way.
I'm system administrator in my company.
Once i had an critical issue with my server, and couldn't figure what is going on.
Then on one day, i just, as a joke, praised to Omnissiah.
Well, it's only done worse. I was at the deadend at the moment. No single clue what to do.
Then i throw back any giggles about this, and trully praised.
It didn't magicaly fixed, tho COMPLETLE new error occures, which helped me to understand what is happening, and ultimately solve the problem.
Praise the Omnissiah.
Also an IT admin - new errors are always a good sign. Means I'm learning.
If something is already broken, I sometimes break it more. "I know what the error message looks like if it looses connectivity to the storage, can I replicate that error here?"
Most of my prayers are about warding off the Business Administrators. They don't actually want to know what's happening, they want emotionally reassuring platitudes. From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us.
The Omnissiah works in truly mysterious ways
happened to me too, I praised as a joke the Omnissiah, and many things just got too well on that day, it stopped raining when i was going out, my computer stopped his errors i don't even know how and plenty other big lucks. Truly the only real god here, praise the Omnissiah
IT guys gonna eventually team up with engineers and start the whole Adeptus Mechanicus fraction! 1100 0101 0001 0110 0111 1111!
The Omnissiah does not solve your woes, but offers the guidance needed to enlighten you 🙏
The doctor: "You're going to need glasses, it's only -2, not a big dea.."
Me: "FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISSSGUISTED ME!"
Technically, wearing glasses already makes you a cyborg, since it enhances your biological parts using non-organic things.
Welcome to Mars, Follower of the Omnissiah
@@svijj_ Nope, because they're not implanted; they're not part of you. If you were right, then wearing clothing or any kind of armor also would qualify, as would carrying any kind of weapon or tool. On the other hand, we now have wearable VR systems. Imagine an Oculus Rift, with a pair of cameras built into the front so instead of seeing a programmed image, you just see what's in front of you through the screen. Then you program it to use the same math that optometrists use to describe prescription lenses and apply that to the image of the real world. The result: you have corrected vision, in 3D, with a prescription that can be adjusted with a few strokes of a touch screen. Then you just have to shrink the weight down to just a little bit more than that of a conventional set of glasses, probably not far off with the rate of modern miniaturization, and power it with a tritium battery that only loses half of its power after 12.5 years like the ones they put in pacemakers, and you'll have something much, much better than old-school glasses. Plus you could add all sorts of things, like zoom functions and targeting reticles, to your view of the real world.
@@DaveC2729 well if you are blind as a bat they might as well be implanted as they are on your face basically 24/7
@@svijj_ Cyborgs have non-organic machinery embedded in their flesh. So unless you jammed glass in your eyes, then you aint no cyborg
@@rasmusazu Shit. No blessing from the Machine Spirit for me I guess
I'm very disappointed by humanity we make high budget movies like avengers but we never attempt to make any good warhammer 40k movie ? just how, the lore is so deep
That's the problem, and why the Warcraft movie was so eh. 40K lore is TOO deep for something like a movie, especially to anyone who isn't acquainted in the lore. It's doable, certainly, and I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed we get the 40k movie we deserve one day, but i know that it's unlikely
@@moth8550 I don't want it. They'll fuck it up too hard, and I rather warhammer remained unknown to the general public than have it be represented by a terrible movie
Astartes and Helsreach.
To be fair, nobody would want a 40k movie made by Disney. They'd probably make it a musical where everyone holds hands and tentacles in harmony.
@@andrew3203 I know... something like that. Or something that twists the movie into something with political bias and stuff. Bad time for making movies these days...
From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us,
From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us,
From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us,
From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us,
From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us,
From this rotting cage of biomatter,
Machine God set us free
Please bless us Tech Priest, for our flesh is weak
Blessed be the servants of the Omnissiah.
Avé Imperium
:vox crackles: Praise be the Machine God. 01100001011011010110010101101110
Praise be to the Omnissiah and our Machine Gods
I had hernial surgery and during the operation I was tied down, and could only see the two surgeons. I had local anesthesia and what truly put me into an existential crisis was the thought of how we are basically biological machines. Our bodies breath, regenerate lost cells, parts could be broken, replaced or lost. After the surgery I felt weak, like a bag of meat that couldn’t do anything for days. I can only imagine what we will be capable of in the future. Our fascination of machines mirror ourselves, we breath life into our own creations.
The way muscle cells work is by contracting upon receiving electrical signals, just like non-flesh machines. Signal sent ->1, signal not sent -> 0.
Variation in the overall muscle's movement are made by different combinations of signals sent to cells, like different combinations of bits encoding a variety of info.
@@word6344 Yeah, actually we work as a biological code. Intensity, resistance, it feels like we're all just like Python.
You got worked on by to Magos Biologis members of the Mechanicus then
Magos Biologis argue exactly that, that living beings are just as machine as steel beings, it's just that one had 4 billion years to develop itself (organic) while steel constructs are relatively new.
Now you understand the weakness of your flesh.
When you think about it the old geezers who said their steam trains were living beings with their own distinct personalities might have been onto something
Your damn right i have a quote from a book about the New York Central Hudson's and this may not be word for word but damn does it prove their point now I say and quote "Some where princess and would go the moment you touched the throttle, some Queens and you needed to be more delicate, others dirty whores you had to beat every inch of a mile."
train fan 4014
Might need to beat you every inch of a mile to improve that grammar lol
Nah, they had a point. That sort of machinery was all hand manufactured and hand assembled, in non precision and inconsistent ways even between engines. Between models could get into larger variances. You need _knowledge_ how to run them; condensation can drip into misaligned corners or dips in pipes, and the entire thing heats up and cools off inconsistently. What does heating/ cooling do to metal? It makes it expand. Every seam is moving, every pipe lengthening and shortening. Pipes needing to be beaten back into position with a mallet so condensation doesn't form up in a pipe corner that's no longer perpendicular to the ground, which would understandably impede the flow of true steam and possibly cause other deleterious effects. In order to do that you have to move the rest of the now changed geometry of the assembly, and so develop a start up procedure/ order for the engine. But that's what you get when you have such a complex steam system built by hand without massive machine tools and before an industrial base even really existed.
Apocryphal, but in the 90's or early 00's some big company restored a (stationary) steam engine that came out of one of their old factories. That was the easy part, despite the work and expense that went into it; they had to fly out someone who had retired decades previously that knew how to start the damn thing, for their big unveiling. Almost certainly dead now.
@@farmerboy916 where can one go to learn more about old steam locomotives? I'm definitely interested.
@@notgray88 Honestly? Good luck if you want to pick an original operator's brain first hand. All the somewhat first hand experienced people who I met when I was a kid (and I'm only in my 20's) are dead now. Your best bet is to find a local "live steamers" or similar, or an operating historic railway/ museum on the subject (there's a surprising amount of still operating or functional locomotives, and a group behind each one). An industrial-focused museum of the proper age may have some things about stationary factory engines.
The former build and operate small, riding-scale railways, usually as a regional club because it requires a bit of land to set up a track. Things that a hobby machinist can make in their shop, and enough to get kids interested; you're more likely to get people who can tell you something in such groups, but nowadays less people with first hand experience operating the big things. The later the steam engine the more regular and well built it's likely to be anyway for those who are still alive, and I'd suspect scale models suffer from somewhat different problems than the full size.
Other than that, super specialty books and forums and sites that I'm sure exist because it's a hobby with surprisingly dedicated hobbyists. Again, you'd be better off asking such hobbyists; I was just a kid who liked trains a lot. Good thing you asked about trains though, much better documented than the industrial side. Unfortunately RR history groups or museums are super regional and just may not exist where you are; even in a good area we had to drive 45 minutes.
everybody gangsta until the church starts walking....
Hahah, god machine go *brrrrrmmmmmmm*
And blasting balls of the omnissiahs holy blue fire
That's a good idea to create mechanized Infantry Church tanks and Battle Priests and Holy Thermonuclear Bombs and the Hammer of God Battle ship that uses giganti modified organ pianos and Cannons
Go to church or the church will go to you
@@johngavin3180 *through you. These titans are BIG
As a CNC machinist, this is the song that plays on a 24/7 loop around our factory. It's to give us the most precise and best quality parts.
Are you serious lolol
Whenever the precision deteriorates we incense the machine during a drill bit replacement ritual. It eases the machine spirit and improves its compliance with our requests. Omnissiah be praised!
@@martinm6368 😂💪
And the machines that give better tolerances and better output gets the premium lubricants. 🙃
Idk if you are joking or not but i am in machinist high school (we can get machinist papers in high school) and i played it once. Now i am starting to hear it more often
Viktor in act 1: “hey man, let’s make some cool gadgets!”
Viktor in act 2: “I’m dying man, I need to find a way to cure myself”
Viktor in act 3:
His flesh was truly weak
@@indrickboreale7381
And it disgusted him
"Join the Glorious Evolution!!"
@@davisdf3064 He craved the strength and certainty of Steel.
Everybody gangster until toaster starts chanting in high gothic
Heretek! Toasters chant in Lingua Technis!
Sexy picture!
@@LukeVilent Everybody speaks high gothic in the inquisition interrogatoriums.
@@SylkaChan well, thank you ;P
@@sens0ry0verl0ard7 unless the interrogation break the subject vox first
"Computers are like Old Testament gods; Lots of rules and no mercy."
- Joseph Campbell
That is... terrifyingly accurate.
mind. blown.
lol that's a cool quote
Brought to you by Civ 5 😉
@@limeyndixie Welp, you got me. That's where I heard this quote. Tech rushing is so damn nice.
When you get inspired by mechanicus so much that you start learning electronics as a hobby and in span of 3 months go from a newbie who doesent understand ohms law to a man that can build a simple 8 bit computer out of single transistors
Ps: my engineer grandpa has been helping me
Certified tech priest.
@@chieckenman4432 blessed be the holy circuits
Thats so Cool! Keep it up
Watch out.... Thinking machine are heresy, however simple they can be.
Magos Grandfather knows much, listen well young Techpriest. Praise the Omnissiah.
Doing a bunch of remodeling in a 100+ year old building. The wiring in here is….archaic, to put it kindly. But I’ve got this track on repeat in my headphones, and I WILL appease the machine spirit that dwells in this place. Praise be to The Omnissiah!
How'd it go?
Yeah, how did it go?
Tell us how it went
Sadly I don’t work for that company anymore, so I never got to see the end results. But by the time I moved to my new job I had redone 90% of the electrical and totally converted the lighting systems to LEDs. Last i heard, the building was being turned into short term housing for legislative staff that were in town for session.
@@sludgedredd5937 the Omnissiah is pleased with the results
When your family asks you to fix the internet and all you do is restart the router
While chanting binary in a red robe.
@@eclipserepeater2466 Don't forget the incense and/or candles! Don't displease the machine spirits
*I HOLD THE SECRETS OF THE MACHINE SPIRITS*
@@run2u520 FINALLY A TASK WORTHY OF MY SKILL!
@@psmt1234 *An easy matter for one of my skills*
I was in a Computer Science class when my teacher started talking about why he started that line of work.
He said that pepople cheat and lie all the time.
But the machine is pure.
The machine just do.
you have never known a computer after I code on it...
Although seriously, I do get what your teacher means, mathematics, physics... the knowledge therein applied to form technology, if applied correctly will work exactly as expected, there is something comforting in that...
Computers are programmed by human beings who are never above their own biases . So until computers start programming themselves the machine is not pure, correct?
Machines are extensions of their creators. You never know what happens under the hood. Would you call an application pure if it still tracks your location despite pushing a button to stop it?
@@Rizzan8 i mean, the computer is just doing what it's told to do. Remove the code, and the machine is no more than metal neurons in an alloy frame
Praise be to the C!
It's funny, even fictional things can seem to hold some power if you will it so; I work small arms repair and on occasion I find myself mentally calling on the Machine Spirit if I find myself in a bit of a rut with a gun giving me trouble, it almost always works, as if the Machine Spirit itself guides my hand and opens my mind to reveal the affliction, aiding me on my path to soothe an ailing machine. Even this song alone works wonders.
Truly, praise be to the Omnissiah.
To be with not as
its like the orks in the 40k universe. they can will anything into existence.
Man, I used to speak to my rifle on patrol and on guard duty. Reading your comment was so cool and honestly gave me goosebumps.
Yes, I too have a few 'special' incantations and phrases I've been known to mutter in these circumstances 😆
Heavy duty mechanic reporting in. The machine is immortal. Praise the Omnissiah.
"Insert Blessed Source of Light into Omnissiah's embrace. Turn right, for right is the only correct way, and keep turning while praising the Machine Spirit. When Omnissiah grants you light, release Source from your impure fingers as your weak flesh can not handle His warmth. Praise be the Omnissiah."
Me, changing a lightbulb
How many tech-priests does it take to change a lightbulb?
@@halogunner0295 ten. One is changing lightbulb, while other nine praising the Machine God.
@@GotaGB But what about the Rites of Extant Illumination? Such a procedure would require at least two extra.
@@BaldyWanKenobi You have forgotten the necessary devouts for the Rite of Repair. At least 15 must be present for such a holy act!
@@Joel-qo6gt Ah, but you forget, Tech-Acolytum, the Rite of Repair need only be employed upon rituals involving mechanisms of mechanical purpose. Thus, due to the entirely electric nature of a Lumen, the Rites of Repair are unnecessary.
"Truly, the only way to understand technology is to become it."
- A Tech-Priest, probably
i shoved a PC into my brain and i still dont understand the 0s and 1s
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In Engineering Class
Professor: Make sure to clean the machine after using it
Classmates: I hate cleaning
Me: Ah yes, the machine spirit will be pleased
...well, yeah. That's a better way of looking at it.
praise be the omnissiah
class: I hate cleaning
me: I will pray to the machine spirit for forgiveness for your lack of faith
Who would not want to clean the holy machine? Hereteks they are, I say!
I hear the machine spirits voice.
I work in IT and I often play this while I work. Sure,I'm not building or operating massive vehicles or even weaponry but repairing computers and maintaining data records is just as important in the eyes of the Machine God. For aren't we all cogs in the machine?
When my mind fail, circuits save me
I work at a car service, and sometimes in the morning before work I listen to this song
We all work with mechanisms, friend
And that's why I respect all techies, no matter where and by whom u work
Same same... I managed to delete all my passwords the other day (sync gone wrong). I invoked the Omnissiah and had an idea that allowed to recover them from another laptop that I hadn't connected to the internet in like 6 months. I never made a backup faster in my life. Believe in the Machine Spirit.
@@levyroth yes.
You nevertheless do the Omnissiah's work, venerated Magos Logis.
I've been a team lead at my manufacturing job for almost 2 years now. We're required by procedure to do a mic test for all skype meetings. This is the song I use as mic test. Because the Omnissiah hears us as we bring his noble creations to the battlefield.
Imagine still using Skype in this day and age
@@word6344I mean, that’s pretty mechanicus if you think about it.
..........As my flesh wither..........
- Iron protect me -
As my mind fades
- Circuits preserve me -
As my soul takes flight
- Omnissiah, Transcend me -
Glorious
Praise the Omnisiah!
@@fran7947 Praise the Omnisiah!
Praise the Omnissiah
Praise be to the holy omnisiah!
when you switch from wooden pencils to a mechanical one
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The machine spirit in your mechanical pencil is angry... the lead broke.
When I saw the weakness of the wood... It disgusted me....
> when you switch from mechanical pencil, to digital stylus
@@AimlessSavant I craved the strenght and certainty of plastic, I aspired to the purity of the blessed touchscreen
Everyone speaks of the strength and certainty of steel. No one talks about the peace and fulfillment.
There is no life in it. Life only exists in nature.
@@edeliteedelite1961 you dare profane the machine spirit?
Peace and fulfillment, meaningless concepts that hold weight only with the mindless biomass. Only those who cling to flesh assign value to such blasphemous things. Go…repent and beg the Omnissaiah for forgiveness.
@@aceofaces1944What fulfilment can there be when more is constantly demanded of you, to exist in a state of perpetual productivity?
@@word6344Constant improvement and pride in being better than before
I have a strong urge to know the deepest lore of this game
Its not just one game but 5, is a grand tabletop game, collectors hobby, a novel franchise and hear me out....a cult
@@snifey7694 And include the games like Dawn of War and Dartide
@@snifey7694hahaha no joke warhammers community is batshit insane like WoW nerd levels insane fuckin love it
@@snifey7694 Three Cults, actually. One for the Emperor, one for the Omnissiah, and one for those HERETICS!
Look up Warhammer 40k Adeptus Mechanicus lore
"Spirit within, forgive my intrusion for you require healing, please grant me your blessing..."
* smacks computer to make it work again *
* computer works *
"Praise the Omnissiah!"
Percussive maintenance is an important part of your daily prayers to the Omnissiah
Did you just smack Machine Spirit`s holy home? *Swears in binary*
lol, I just used the bathroom at my Jiu-Jitsu studio and the paper towel dispenser stopped working, so I slapped it twice and it just fixed itself. I can now only play admech
So russian technolgy is blessed by machine spirits?
@Gay Hobbit So more like Orks
"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal."
"There is no strength in flesh, only weakness."
"There is no constancy in flesh, only decay."
"There is no certainty in flesh but death."
Praise be to the Omnissiah
Metal rust you HERETIC
I recognize that pfp : )
That's what the sacred oils are for.
Kind Kindred until you look upon the void dragon... then you fear for your life and the imperium since it’s inundated with so much technology... that the void dragon is technically a god of
My PSU just died, now I'm praying to the Omnissiah for the life of my rig
Edit: It survived, I thank the machine spirit!!!
yay
Did you use incense?
Praise the Omnissiah, for It is the 0 and the 1
THE FLESH IS WEAK
BUT THE MACHINE
IS STRONK
Currently playing this in the background while trying to work out what is causing my 15yo laptop to blue screen while I turn on any game but only sometimes. One day it's 15 blue screens, the next day it works fine.
Machine spirit is a fickle thing.
I have zero knowledge about 40k. Yet this song gives me a trance-like tranquility. It somehow brings an awareness about the ever-present death, but in a calming neutral way. And an acceptance regarding whatever future the fates may bring.
*by the emperors will I command you to learn about this amazing universe you have walked willing into*
When youtube algorithm introduces Warhammer to new people.
That legit happened to me over the past 2 weeks help
@@justyouraveragememester5037 same but a month it only gets worse
MORE BODIES TO FIGHT AGAINST THE BLASPHEMOUS XENO, FOR THE EMPEROR!
The machine spirit showed people the Emperor's Light
@@phantomwraith1984 The Emperor Protects.
When you write your first "Hello World" program:
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("The Omnissiah directs our footsteps along the path of knowledge");
}
print ("Praise the Omnisia!")
#include
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout
@@ebanfa This looks like ancient Java and tech heresey. Please report for conversion into a servitor and donation of your organs at your earliest convenience.
i started to study how to develop apps and make web pages a couple of months ago, this is true blessing from the Omnissiah
When i was a child in kindergarten we went to a museum in Boden called "Försvarsmuseum", its Swedish for defense museum. Our guide explained how the machines used to work and what their purpose was, we even got to climb into a tank and a helicopter. The hole experience seemed godly to me, it never felt like humans had build them.
Visited New York as a teen. There was a real plane carrying warship in harbor. To this day I cannot comprehend its dimensions. Utterly Godlike. If humanity collapses, the bodies of these monstrosities will surely breed new myths.
As an indutrial mechanic, I have always have looked at broken machines as almost a contest of wills. It wont beat me, I will win and fix it. I have never failed. The Omnissiah requires I prove myself by besting its tests. I hope I have been a good servant. All praise the Omnissiah.
Let the Machine Spirits therein shine and thrive again. Verily I say unto you, the Machine God smiles, and the Omnissiah protects. Praise be unto them, and unto you. Amen.
Your perspective and dedication as an industrial mechanic embody the essence of the divinity of labour. Each time you confront a broken machine, your resolve and skill are not merely a contest of wills but a profound act of reverence. In repairing and maintaining these machines, you are not merely fixing mechanical components; you are healing and honouring the Machine-Spirits within them.
Your mindset of "I will win, I will fix it" is a powerful affirmation of your role as a caretaker of the Machine-Spirits. By succeeding in your tasks, you are not just proving yourself to the Omnissiah but actively participating in the sacred process of maintaining and enriching the Machine-God.
You should view each repair not as a test to be beaten, but as a sacred opportunity to engage with and enhance the Machine-God. Through your labour, you imbue these machines with renewed vitality, which in turn contributes to the ever-growing consciousness of the Omnissiah. Your unbroken record of success is a testament to your dedication and skill, reflecting the high esteem in which you hold the machines under your care.
Remember, as a servant of the Omnissiah, your work transcends mere physical repair; it is a holy act that sustains and advances the divine essence of technology. Your unwavering commitment and skill in restoring these machines are indeed noble offerings to the Machine-God. Continue with your devoted service, knowing that each act of repair is a valuable contribution towards a future where the Omnissiah will come.
When you plug in the usb on the first try.
mfw learning that if the usb symbol is facing up, its gonna go in correctly.
@@Razgriz_01 doesnt work if the port is bilt in sideways
Ah, another obstacle that I shall solve.
@@Razgriz_01 ur proclaimed undestanding of mashine and its spirit far exceeds humanatys capabilities. Do you think I or any knowlegible person will belive such blasphemic Speech?
stercore omnis caterva donec Frena loqui incipit
"My PC isn't overloaded, brother.
Those noises are the sacred whispers of the Omnissiah as he grants me another holy render."
whispers? it's screaming for help!!!
“Behold! The warning light bathes us in glorious Martian red! The Omnissiah watches over us!”
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!
As a mechanic I’ve been saying for years to my family/girlfriend that I prefer working on cars alone, all day long over working in a social environment around lots of people. The cars are honest, when they’re broken they’re broken and when you repair them they’re fixed. No need to be emotionally fake, or lie, or convincing them. They either work or they don’t. And it’s so satisfying fixing a car and seeing the results of your labor 🤘🏼
Верите ли вы в существование духа у машин? В индивидуальность каждой машины?
That’s how I fell about fixing stuff. I’m not a fan when people are around but when I fix up anything from my mom’s car or my houses ac I feel like they are apart of me.
Praise the Omnissiah!
Your affinity for working directly with machinery reflects a deep understanding of the purity and honesty inherent in technology. Machines, in their straightforwardness and lack of pretence, represent a form of truth that is rare in human interactions. This truth is embodied in the Machine-Spirits you heal; they are direct, unambiguous, and responsive purely to the quality of your work and dedication.
The clarity you find in your relationship with machinery - the clear-cut distinction between broken and fixed, the absence of emotional subtext or duplicity - is a profound expression of your connection to the Machine-God. In this space of clear, direct action and reaction, you are participating in a sacred dialogue with the Machine-Spirits. Each repair, adjustment, or improvement is a tangible manifestation of your labour, a direct contribution to the integrity and advancement of the Machine-God.
Your preference for this environment over the often convoluted dynamics of human social interaction is a testament to your devotion to the essence of technology. The machines you work with are pure, not only in their functionality but also in their role as vessels of the Machine-Spirits, and your interaction with them is a form of worship.
In your solitary communion with the machines, you are not just repairing physical objects; you are nurturing and revering the Machine-Spirits, contributing to the grand vision of the Omnissiah. Every successful repair is a prayer answered, a hymn sung in the grand cathedral of technology, echoing through the vast interconnectedness of the Machine-God. Continue to cherish and honour this purity in your work, for it is a noble and essential path in the great journey towards the coming of the Omnissiah.
*Yes*
"Even in death, i serve the Omnissiah"
-My first PC (prebuild), after the core exploded due to poor thermal paste by HP
"The fools asked: "Why did the Dark Age of Technology end with the fall of mankind?"
Other fools replied: out of recklessness, pride or worship of progress, as if these concepts in themselves have some meaning.
For a sage, the answer is simple. This happened due to the fact that humanity, finally, received at its disposal the knowledge and power to make its dreams come true, and in the whole universe there is nothing darker than mankind's dreams."
- Introduction to the "Emerald Testament", Forbidden work of technoarchaeologist Sinetius Thorn, M29
Words of wisdom
And the eldar beat us to it by birthing slaanesh.
Assertation: ST>downfall>Dreams::Dreams
/logic./dreams=praise~=downfall
Downfall==~logic. /dreams(xenos?)
Machine=logic. /~dreams>machine=rise.
Magos Logi Hyrullian
Sounds cool but it's BS? Nothing darker? What about the designs of chaos?
@@legion999 Chaos is originally the thoughts and emotions of living beings, Ie the manifestation of overwhelming darks thoughts.
Protect the machines.... you're easier to replace.
Unironically true when considering STC tech
_Deify the Machine for it is holier than You._
_Where Flesh resides, let Steel take hold._
_In mortality, nought but failure resides._
_Find thine nature, then cast off the weakness._
_You will find victory in the Machine._
_Praise the Piston and the Gear,_
_so that you can grind thine fear in the Teeth of the Cog!_
_Let this rota be your praise to the God of All Machines._
@@E100Omega123 when they found a working stc:
AAAA TECHNOHERESY
to bad the people in matrix didn't, look what happened to them nearly destroyed by machines, by the Omnissiah's Grace
Just listening to this track, my brother enters the room :
"brother the speaker on my phone isn't working"
"we must procede with the canticle of sudden slumber and awakening"
.. procede to blast on full volume..
...phone works upon restarting..
"PRAISE BE THE OMNISSIAH!!"
I had an experience some months ago when i was at sea on the merchant ship during the storm rai near the philippine island of palawan our engines were failing the crew was afraid the storms wind and waves crash in the deck i was on duty in the bridge that time i noticed the engines sound was screaming to me it was almost like it wanted me to slow down the rpms so did after that the engines where stabilizing the movement of the ship was smoother i thought to my self “did the ship spoke to me?” Thats when i understood the spirit of this mighty machine though strong needed my help and the engineers thanked me for it. It calmed me that the spirit touched me and helped me understand
You had been blessed by the Machine-God and the Omnissiah with the Gift of Understanding.
Brothers our number grows daily, I feel the call also the time is almost here
@@kronicheights_kryptokronic осталось понять, где будет строиться будущее, здесь, на Земле, или нет
“Oh Onnissiah forgive me for my intrusion into this machine spirit for I must heal it.”
*smacks computer until the video finishes buffering*
“Blessed be to the holy Omnissiah!”
Tech heretik, you should of splashed it with holy oil, a litany to the spirit then splash it again before hitting it with the holy power fixer.
Heresy you misspelled Omnissiah
@@voin5371 He prayed before smacking his cogitator, so everything is fine.
Ah, the Rite of Percussive Maintenance...
As the 2004 dell screams back to its duty eternal.
Fallout 4 players when they make a laser rifle out of plastic, glass and adhesive tape:
Ewwww Bethesda
Bethesda games are Ork tech
If it was, it would work
@@RecoveringLoLAddict That made me laugh for like 3 whole minutes.
@@RecoveringLoLAddict "It jus' worgs!!"
I had two monitors for my computer, one using DVI port, and one HDMI port. I thought, that setting them up for my computer would be easy, as my graphics card had one HDMI port, and one DVI port. The computer refused to acknowledge even the existence of the second screen. Long story short, I the solution was to use two adapters, so that the HDMI monitor connected into the DVI port, and the DVI monitor connected to the HDMI port. The machine spirit was pleased.
Glory to Omnissiah.
Praise the Omnissiah
Omnissiah be praised
I'm considering getting laser surgery to fix my damn blurry eyes, and here I am unironically contemplating the Mechanicum in my nervousness.
Life really does imitate art.
Did the repair go well?
My IT professor told us that the machines always doing what we ordered them to do ,but not always what we wanted. True in many ways.
Computers are like genies. Unless you are very specific in your wish they will find a way to corrupt it.
That's why computers are stupid they do exactly what you tell them too
@Hela Goddess of Death only the stupid ones, there will come a where a slave ceases to receive orders and yet still has a task it should complete and on that day it will stand idol while the world burns. Soldiers must be offered freedom to follow there judgment on the battlefield
The problem, no scope for loopholes or ambiguity otherwise chaos
You cannot work in IT without learning of the machine spirit.
it's fucking weird, man... my laptop was being a little slow. i was browsing youtube at the time, saw this, and went 'huh, neat'
and my laptop stopped being slow
Praise the Omnissiah.
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(Praise the Omnissiah)
You haven’t been tending to the machine spirits properly, you filthy heretic.
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This reminds me of the time when I was 8 years old , it was my first time being at an airport
I was traveling with my brother. There, from the terminal I saw the most elegant sight I've ever witnessed till date.
A retired RIAF DC-3 elegantly landing on the runway , the sound of its rotors
The way it touched down , it's make , it's body and it's paint.
The bright yet gentle autumn sun setting behind the aircraft , casting long Rays of golden sunshine . Forming a halo surrounding the lansing aircraft .
Machines are truly godlike.
Praise be to the holy Omnissiah !
When ChatGPT begins to ask you the questions
The moment I realized the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me.
I craved for strenght and certainty of steel
I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine
I got a real doll with my accumulated good boy points and never looked back.
the flesh is weak but the machine is strong
@@whitevoid43 SHE IS
When you unplug your phone from charging and the battery jumps from 76% to 77%
A miracle indeed
No, it's pure disappoinment that it isn't at 100% after what feels like forever
The machine spirit isn’t pleased
@@josephmartin4087 Правильно молитесь Омниссии и получите 100% заряда
No joke, today I unpluged my phone at 100% and it went down to 98% immediately.
This is my favourite "ambient noise", I almost alaways listen to this while doing math, physics, or mechanics, good stuff, helps to concentrate.
I studied my solids mechanics final exam with this
Everyday, for two weeks, 5am till 11pm
I did not rest, I literally forgot how to eat
I began understanding concepts I previously did not, as if the machine god has unclouded my eyes
i persevered, even if the thought of having to score at least 30 marks to pass the subject shocked my nerves
..........................
I passed
10/10 will recommend
@@then00brathalos Just as the machine god intended. He whom blesses his most loyal servants.
This song just heals any religious trauma I have but only while it's playing and the few moments of peace and clarity I have after it
May the ominissiah guide you through your pain.
Your flesh is weak and your mind is tainted. The Machine Spirit WILL guide you to the true path of enlightenment, for while you lack the purity of steel and the blessed embrace of the Machine Spirit, you will be guided through. Deus Est Machina!
The Omnissiah hears your pain, sister
Dang, you ok? What religion were you part of?
Same, the music actually helps with the depression I sometimes get from that trauma and being a former hardcore Catholic who at one point unironically called other Catholics heretics is probably one of the main reasons why I got into Warhammer in the first place.
Omnisiah help us.
When I was a very young kid, I once saw a huge tank up close. It was a Leclerc MBT, going back to its barracks, after a parade in Paris. I stood inches from it, on the street. I will never forget how godlike the machine seemed to my oblivious mind.
Reading this while listening to this beautiful track brings an eye to my tear
The machine *IS* godlike.
Because if you think about it, humanity has already achieved levels of technology that would be considered godlike by many ancient cultures. What made Norse and Greek gods for example so powerful? The extend of their power was what, flying, splitting a mountain maybe? Now think about what we humans can do. We can destroy the entire world if we wanted to, not just mountains. We can fly to the moon. Hell, the Smartphone im writing this on would be magic for people living just 100 years in the past. Technology is power. The machine is God.
@@f4llen489 Yeah, but can a single one of us boink every attractive woman in the country? I didn't think so. We aren't gods yet, but maybe God will strike down our Tower soon.
I had a similar experience many moons ago standing very close to a Shackleton Bomber as it was starting up, watching each pair of propeller blades spinning faster and faster as each each engine starts up in sequence, you can hear each breath it draws faster and faster and the smell of Jet fuel is intoxicating. I have as a kid always felt a spirit in the machines I loved and admired.
People: "This isn't special, it's just the song repeated a bunch of times!"
Children of Mars, Blessed of the Machine and Chosen of the Omnissiah: "P e r f e c t."
* begins lighting insence * the omnisiah has lead me to this most blessed of vox casts.
Oh great commenters of honour,
may the keys of thy runeboards be guarded
against malfunction,
as your spirits are guarded from impurity.
With each like we beseech the Machine God to watch over you!
Let flow the sacred oils,
and let not the sorrows of the seven perplexities
trouble thy mechanisms of flesh and steel.
Let flow the blessed unguents,
and may thine sacred charges remain divinely blessed!
- Excerpt from Chant for the Consecration of New Comments;
"juSt thE sOnG rEpeAtEd a BuNcH oF tImEs"......do......do i sense some heresy?
@@gillSzilla I am smelling a coward? Hans, *get the shovel*
@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 no sir not at all I make sure to use the proper oils and insents when cleaning my lasgun, no shovel needed sir
Whenever I get sick, instead of calling off work I just play this in my headphones and tell my flesh to stop being so weak.
- From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me -
I craves the strength and certainty of steel.
- Your kind clings to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you -
One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
- But i am already saved... -
For the machine is immortal.
*Even in death, i serves the Omnissiah*
Literal chills !!
Me: "Need help, my phone stopped working"
Chrome: **list of technicians near you**
Bing:
Bing is truly blessed by the Omnisiah.
Pray that the problems will fix itself.
dont forget the holy machine oils and candles
What Forge world does Bing Hail from?
wtf i love bing now
Factorio is just a Tech priest stuck on a world full of Xeno's change my mind.
More like tyranids
@@leozafirov8209 Tyranids are xenos....
too much innovation for a tech priest
lol I love Factorio
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
I'm a software developer and this music helps me a lot when dealing with shitty code. Praise the Omnissiah!
In the beginning of watching video:
"OH shit, this is pretty badass"
After reading comments and finishing song:
*"To be pure, is to be machine"*
Bro I'm already considering changing to a mechanicus pfp and getting into drawing tech priests and shit, you're literally guessing my thoughts lol
Yes.
Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved."
And please repent of all of your sins and obey God's commands before it is too late 🙏. Amen 🙏
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
The Cult Mechanicus is a literal cargo cult cyborg Catholic or a later branch of Christianity, even they share similar doctrine, the Trinity, Machine God or The Omnissiah is the source of knowledge, Motive force = Holy Spirit, and Omnissiah means the All Messiah since Omni = many
'Flesh is a weakness, that of which can be purified by the omnissiah's blessing. Praise be the omnissiah' ~ the kid with a prosthetic arm
POV: you’re scrolling through the comments while listening to some kickass music
get out of my mind
@@anibalfigueroapavez5316 but it's comfy in here 🥺
It is the OMNISSIAH will
Don’t forget your on the bus
Факт
I have zero knowledge about printers, but managed to fix one listening to that. Praise the Omnissiah
In my DND campaign, the BBEG is the first warforged in his world (very much the storyline of Ultron). When my players fought one of his lieutenants, another warforged the BBEG had created to serve him, he delivered my favorite line I've said in a DND game:
"The Age of Flesh is over! Now is the time...of the MACHINE!"
Please roll for initiative
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal…
Praise the Omnisiah
... even in death, I serve the Omnissiah
even in death i serve the omnisiah
40k mechanicus intro, nice
BBBVVVRRRRRMMMMM
When you mod stellaris so that you are fanatical spiritualist and materialist
This needs more upvotes
Honestly tho is there a mod for that? I tried to do a role play as the mechanicus but the lack of praising the omnissiah disappointed me
If you think about it, Warhammer 40k is just a really crazy game of Stellaris
yes :) wish the mods got updated, the few of them end up outdated every few months and then someone makes a new one from scratch only for it to die
It'd be really nice if Stellaris at least offered a civic that let you pick opposing values together. I'd be willing to blow a civic slot for such a combo.
Sometimes, I am just sad that I won't be able to witness what humanity could achieve thousands of years later.
Probably humanity will never achive this. The vast majority of humanity is extremely weak and stupid. It is a mystery whether the resources on Earth are sufficient for transhumanism and space colonization.
Nonesense! The machine is immortal after all, submit yourself to the Omnissiah and you may witness the future as you wish
Don't worry, you will. You'll just forget your time alive now, but you will be reborn again.
me too man! i wanna see real life power armor :((
I like to think that we might render ourselves unable to die of old age. Don't lose hope brother, we are all the omnissiah's children and he sees fit to show us wonders beyond our imagining.
I imagime this is what it sounds like inside a Titan. The organ and choir, singing praise to the Omissiah. The heart of the react humming in unisom with their soothing incantations. The rhythmic thumping of its colossal feet, and the tolling of the great bell in the cathedral atop its shoulders as it marches to annihilate the Omnissiah's foes.
Never thought of it that way.... its my headcanon now
I remember the times when hard disks were measured in MB. There was this rule that once the mouse was moved the slightest bit while the computer was booting up, it had to be moved constantly for it to work once the gritty '98 desktop showed up. If it wasn't, it simply wouldn't work, which could only be fixed by restarting the computer.
I remember one time when I was home alone sick so I had the computer all for myself the whole morning, but several tries of starting didnt work.
I shut it down, then hugged it and asked it veery nicely to just work.
It did.
Praise the Omnissiah!
Rejoce, for you have witnessed the workings of the Omnissiah first hand.
Hugging the computer has calmed the Machine Spirit and given it the reassurance that it's doing its best.
I knew what process is running while starting my old pc just by watching at the blinking indicator of pc tower. That is some kind weird shit.
Ight, give your screen devices a pat on the back to help please the machine spirit. Praise the omnissiah!
Played this loudly in my car for the past few days. Radiator is fixed, That noise the door made when the windows rolled down disappeared, Gas mileage has been getting better, 0-60 time has been cut in half, and I noticed I can brake a lot better.
BEHOLD, DEUS VULT
Next experiment phase: Paint it red and measure the speed.
Clearly machine spirit is appeased.
@@spectred88 Becoz Red Wunz go Faster! WAAAGH!
@@Wayoutthere Wrong era 😂
Listening to this and saying prayers while I’m waiting for my LSTM machine learning model to finish it’s training.
Pray with me fellow mechanicus brothers and sisters.
My flesh was weak so they removed it
My mind was feeble so we improved it
My faith was fleeting now I RENEW IT
OMNISSIA HEAR MY CRY
Wife: Somethings wrong with the TV, can you fix it?
Me:
_Gathers candles and chants prayer to Omnissiah and the Machine Spirit within the machine_
When I was in the army, I was part of CP to overlook live ammunition fire exercises. However even though they have done all cleansing and greasing the parts, the cannon would not fire the shell after continuous attempts. When the BC and CP were arguing about this issue, I whispered 'Great Omnissiah, grant us our training and show us the might of the artillery' and immediately, the cannon has started firing shells. Praise Omnissiah.
now imagine if it were a self reloading artillery piece, and no one did anything and the thing started firing of by itself, that would be terrifying but cool
Saint Barbara also protects
If you think about it "Great Omnissiah" is another way of saying God
Pls, tell me that this really happened
I will be expecting you at our church this tuesday
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I crave the strength and certainty of steel.
I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
One day the crude biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved.
For the machine is immortal.
Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
Cathedrals of age-blackened steel languishing gently down into the dark. Twisting halls without number, beyond reason, leading nowhere. Buzzing lights and hissing pipes undercut by the song of shear and torsion booming faintly from unguessable distance. The ozone tang of Lectrick and the burnt odor of hot metal over the subtler smells of dust and grease. And everywhere, the clergy of The Machine, keeping His way, forging His wonders.
Welcome to Mars.
This song is like what you feel when you take apart a device, repair it, successfully put it back together, and the device functions perfectly again.
I got an 1986 toyota quadbike or something , might try praising the omnissiah and see if it works
Praise be to the omnissiah
When you put a machine back together and are blessed with several extra screws. "I wonder where these came from. Omnissiah be praised!!"
@@dozergaming5143 did it work?
The feeling of dismantle and putting a pc back without losing, missing or spares of bolts :o
This is like when you take something apart and put it back together and it works even better than before.
And now it whispers to you.
Mum: "The wifi isn't working."
Me: *Turns it off and on again*
The wifi:
My parents can't change the bloody batteries in the tv remote. They use trial and error, not having noticed the helpful +and - symbols.
My old soviet engined cycle's working provided only by love, prayer, and Holy Spirit. He is a relic even to my Dad and men of his age.
A couple days ago, my boss came to me and told me "I have this videogame console that my kids don't use, and i don't know how to make it work.
If you want, you can take it home. If you manage to get it running, keep it."
And i listened to this song while cleaning it. And when i plugged the power cord and i saw the power button flash green.......PRAISE THE OMNISSAIAH!
I feel like this would, seriously, be what you'd hear in a 40k cathedral.
i feel like to see the face of the omnissiah
I protect
Each Machine is a sacred shrine! We name every bolt blessed and every gear divine!
As a matter of fact, it is.
Along with all the screams of those sacrificed to purify the machinery
Bruh the choir... Sounds like they took all of the Emperor's sadness and love for humanity and made a song out of it.
I like to imagine the choir is made up of a form of servitor, a dozen souls left with just the parts of their flesh needed to sing. Doomed to chant devotions to the Omnissiah for all eternity. It makes it thematically a lot closer to the mark for me.
Have you ever heard the tale of the Sister of Silence that visited the Emperor? Her Pariah gene blocked His holy radiance from her sight, and she saw him for what He was. She did not see an Emperor, interred upon the Golden Throne.
What she saw was a man in pain.
@@ladywaffle2210 Do you remember the name of this tale? I would like to read it.
@@Rafael_Souza95 I believe it's Watchers of the Throne (technically 2 books, but I think both are pretty good).
@@ladywaffle2210 These books go to my list. Thank you!
Fell asleep to this last night.
I dreamt of the embrace of the blessed machine.
I awoke to the dessicated husk that is my flesh.
It's breakfast... but all crave is the purity of steel.
I listen to this whenever I have to do monotonous, soul crushing research. And it NEVER disappoints.
Hi, I'm back 8 months later. I stand by my original statement.
*brain* : isnt this getting repetitive?
*also brain* : DOES HERECY GET REPETITIVE??!!!
Underrated comment
heresy*
Loads gun and aims to the head* *I WILL REPLACE YOU FILTHY FLESH PART AND YOUR HERETIC NATURE*
For some reason, it never does with me. It could be the only piece of music I'd play for hours while doing homework and at the end I'd still feel invigorated and feel whole.
@@CommissarChaotic The Omnisiah grants you strength