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Komentáře • 475

  • @Gerd0
    @Gerd0 Před 3 lety +261

    Imagine being a caterpillar going into a cocoon, excited to come out with wings, and then you're just a caterpillar again.

    • @nkyfong
      @nkyfong Před 3 lety +46

      Literally every person waking up in the morning.

    • @mujigant
      @mujigant Před měsícem

      ​@@nkyfong What?

  • @X20Adam
    @X20Adam Před 3 lety +283

    you should make These "Broken" Combos Don't Actually Work into a series.

    • @borederlands5387
      @borederlands5387 Před 3 lety +32

      Roasting the yugioh wiki tips/trivia pages

    • @BlueSparxLPs
      @BlueSparxLPs Před 3 lety +22

      What do you mean, Dark Hole/Raigeki + Ground Collapse into Ojama King isn't actually good?

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 Před 3 lety +5

      A five card in hand wincon isn't consistent?
      No way bro. Nuh-uh. XD

    • @ara4430
      @ara4430 Před 3 lety +5

      My dad told me that Silver Fang + Raigeki is not a good combo :(

    • @ericmay560
      @ericmay560 Před 3 lety

      I would love that series

  • @thatman666
    @thatman666 Před 3 lety +214

    Zone Eater, a Fusion Material for the almighty Aqua Dragon.

    • @EurekaAce
      @EurekaAce Před 3 lety +56

      Want to hear the funniest part? Aqua Dragon is actually optimal in Phantasm Spiral because it's the highest ATK level 5 or higher WATER monster you can cheat out with Fists of the Unrivaled Tenyi, beating Humanoid Worm Drake by 50 ATK.

    • @lorenzocampici7885
      @lorenzocampici7885 Před 3 lety +10

      Zone eater outs dragoon, straight up best card

    • @murphmuffin9069
      @murphmuffin9069 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lorenzocampici7885 but it doesn't...

    • @matthewkuscienko4616
      @matthewkuscienko4616 Před 3 lety +9

      @ThatMan 666: If you are talking about duelists of the roses, then Aqua Dragon is one of the best cards in the game. That said, you can't actually fusion summon it in that game using any of the monsters listed as it's fusion materials, funnily enough

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 Před 3 lety +5

      3 different materials for a single fusion
      What were they thinking?

  • @trueblueryu5713
    @trueblueryu5713 Před 3 lety +69

    You made a mistake when discussing the trap Malfunction. It doesn’t return the trap to the opponent’s hand, it returns it to the set position, meaning it’s even worse

    • @Greg501-
      @Greg501- Před 3 lety +7

      Either way, it keeps them from activating the trap that turn

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy Před 3 lety

      @@Greg501- its much better run other Negate cards

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 Před 3 lety

      @@Greg501- I remember using malfunction in a game yet the set trap was activated twice?

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Před 3 lety

      @@Alb410 probably a bug. Just from you saying it I can already guess the coding error they made ^.^
      But the only way that would work in a real game is if you had "Temple of the Kings" in play. That's actually a pretty nice boost for Subterror decks, allowing you to activate "Subterror Final Battle" twice.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Před 3 lety +4

      No, it's still better, because Traps cannot be activated the turn they are Set, so the opponent still has to wait until their turn to activate it.

  • @maskofthedragon
    @maskofthedragon Před 3 lety +52

    The funny thing about Dark Artist is that non-lights from the same OCG set could already run it over

  • @ericrizzotti9995
    @ericrizzotti9995 Před 3 lety +92

    You've made a massive oversight dzeef!! pyro clock of destiny + zone eater is a broken God combo.

    • @Zero-eo8pq
      @Zero-eo8pq Před 3 lety +7

      I don't think that would work like that. Zone Eater counts end phases, not turns. A "skipped" turn doesn't add an end phase to the count.

    • @ShickaShickaBas
      @ShickaShickaBas Před 3 lety +9

      @Zero356 r/whoosh

    • @SicDrykEst
      @SicDrykEst Před 3 lety +16

      @@Zero-eo8pq Zone Eater says "the End Phase of the 5th turn" so it will work. Swordsman says "The 5th End Phase" so it won't

    • @Zero-eo8pq
      @Zero-eo8pq Před 3 lety +11

      @@SicDrykEst Well, I stand corrected. New Meta when?

    • @cyberslash1921
      @cyberslash1921 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Zero-eo8pq heres the decklist:3 clock 3 zone eater 3 chaos max 3 man eater bug 3 pot of greed 25 WHAT

  • @gravethestampede3454
    @gravethestampede3454 Před 3 lety +46

    My favorite bad card effect is Yado Karu's. It lets you put cards from the grave on the bottom of your deck in literally any order you desire. How thoughtful.

    • @bulkbogan2242
      @bulkbogan2242 Před 3 lety +12

      WOAH! That Convulsion of Nature synergy! Ma'at Yado Karu Convulsion of Nature Turbo Beatdown Tier 0 deck.

    • @bulkbogan2242
      @bulkbogan2242 Před 3 lety +7

      Also it's hand. Not grave. Adding from grave to deck isn't too bad. Potentially broken even since it's not once per turn.

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 Před 3 lety

      Slash draw :/

    • @leonardobarros9322
      @leonardobarros9322 Před 3 lety +2

      Yado Karu + Convulsion of Nature = Profit

  • @shadoweagle2432
    @shadoweagle2432 Před 3 lety +77

    A few days later......
    Konami: Hey here's some really broken new zone eater support

    • @voidhug
      @voidhug Před 3 lety +2

      That would actually be cool aha

    • @SomeGuyFromCrowd
      @SomeGuyFromCrowd Před 3 lety +8

      with this field spell, Zone Eater's effect now applies to players

    • @Ridley882
      @Ridley882 Před 3 lety

      @@SomeGuyFromCrowd I destroy my opponent after five turns?

    • @CyborgCharlotte
      @CyborgCharlotte Před 3 lety +4

      @@Ridley882 “In 5 turns your opponent just straight up fucking dies. Congratulations Billy, you’re a murderer now 😄”

    • @annedrieck7316
      @annedrieck7316 Před 3 lety

      Eater of Millions is retrain of zone eater

  • @shadespenguin4854
    @shadespenguin4854 Před 3 lety +30

    But "Solomans Lawbook" in D/D/D is CRAZY instead of gaining lifepoints with the D/D fusion instead of losing them from dark contract cards you can just not gain or lose any lp from the dark contract cards! CRAZY!

  • @justanotherofmanychannels6029

    If you’re wondering why some of them say “magic card”, you’re not old enough to defend any of these cards.

    • @ivankrylov6270
      @ivankrylov6270 Před 3 lety +26

      I remember having arguments whether or not the new despell would destroy magic cards since it had "spell" in the text

    • @justanotherofmanychannels6029
      @justanotherofmanychannels6029 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ivankrylov6270 😂😂😂😂

    • @Eric-py8yy
      @Eric-py8yy Před 3 lety +1

      Magic the gathering doesnt conceded the rigths of the word "Magic" soo they placed spell

    • @justanotherofmanychannels6029
      @justanotherofmanychannels6029 Před 3 lety

      @@Eric-py8yy 🍪

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Před 3 lety

      @@Eric-py8yy like when Blizzard get sued by wotc for using Balista? Wotc is a predator corporate

  • @horusdaog
    @horusdaog Před 3 lety +107

    Sometimes we wonder why cards like this even exist...

    • @Wildestleaf
      @Wildestleaf Před 3 lety +56

      Pack filler,

    • @IYugiX
      @IYugiX Před 3 lety +6

      Old sht

    • @zdrident
      @zdrident Před 3 lety +12

      There is a great video about a mtg card called "one with nothing" that explains the value of bad cards in a tcg. Even if you dont play magic, it's a very informative video. Video is called "magic's best worst card"

    • @jamesruth100
      @jamesruth100 Před 3 lety +18

      @@zdrident edit: youtube fucked this comment, fixing it in edit, sorry if it spams you OP
      Long story short, for anyone who doesn't want to watch the video: bad cards can make new players think critically, and lets veteran players think about potential gimmicks that the system technically allows (even if they're bad options).
      Now, personally, being more cynical I think it's safe to say that a lot of bad cards were clearly never intended to be bad. There are cards that are _clearly_ meant to be bad, but those are different from cards that just happen to be bad. Some designer probably thought to themselves "boy, there are times I wish I could shuffle my deck, or add cards from my hand to my deck" and made a card to do it. Obviously it turned out that those aren't great options, but they were at least designed to fill some presumed need or want. And at the end of the day, if a card is bad then at least it serves as filler and _might_ make someone think deeper about why it's bad.

    • @zdrident
      @zdrident Před 3 lety +1

      @@jamesruth100 thanks for the reply. That perfectly sums it up

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 Před 3 lety +23

    tainted wisdom is counter to SPYRAL decks duh. It was just so ahead of its time

  • @arutemu39
    @arutemu39 Před 3 lety +86

    Fun fact: in the original mangaversion Larvae Moth was the basecard not Petit Moth.
    When Konami printed the Mothseriescards they turned Larvae Moth into an evolution to give the series a 2 turn rythm, making Lavae Moth a useless collectorcard in the process.

    • @D-Havoc
      @D-Havoc Před 3 lety +18

      I always wondered what was up with Petit Moth not being in the manga or anime but it makes sense now if it was a change during the transition of the OCG.

    • @HoveringAboveMyself
      @HoveringAboveMyself Před 3 lety +15

      An unnecesary change since in the manga your turn 2 option was Great Moth itself, with PUGM coming out in your 3rd turn. The change to 6 of your turns happened in the anime, probably just to pad out the runtime and Konami just couldn't be bothered to revert them to the still bad but more manageable manga requirements.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 3 lety +6

      @@HoveringAboveMyself The manga requirements weren't any different. When Weevil plays the Cocoon he says that in five turns his monster will evolve to it's ultimate perfect form. A few panels later Yugi thinks that "I'm just wasting my turns" and there's a panel of scenery right after that, which is the usual shorthand for time skipping because nothing is happening. Basically Yugi had no moves until turn 4, and Weevil didn't play any other cards, so there was nothing to show for 3 turns.

    • @HoveringAboveMyself
      @HoveringAboveMyself Před 3 lety +2

      @@kyuubinaruto17 The Manga needed 5 turns, the real life card requires 6 of your turns so 11 turns total, If you have the manga at hand (or Yugipedia) you can check it for yourself, all turns are accounted for.
      T1. Weevil equips cocoon of evolution.
      T2. Yugi attacks it with Gaia and fails.
      T3. Weevil says the cocoon doesn't let it play other cards so he passes. 2 turns left.
      T4. Yugi summons Curse of Dragon, uses Burning Land to destroy the field bonus and then attacks with Gaia again, this time it works but Great Moth comes out.
      Exactly the same happened in the anime but padded with 6 extra "draw pass" turns where they do nothing.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HoveringAboveMyself I guess it all depends on how you want to interpret it. Right after Weevil ends his second turn it shows a panel of the cocoon, followed by Yugi saying he's just "wasting his turns." Then it shows a panel of just scenery before Weevil thinking that there's only two turns left.
      "Just wasting my turns" followed immediately by a random scenery panel does suggest there could have been a few dead turns in there where neither of them did anything, so it just skipped them.
      So it could be either one, either five of the Cocoons players turns, or just 5 turns.

  • @mariopikaman1
    @mariopikaman1 Před 3 lety +62

    Dzeff talking about old Yu-Gi-Oh cards makes me wish he'd do another bad Structure Deck review every once in a while

    • @codybaird8811
      @codybaird8811 Před 3 lety +3

      We're overdue for another installment of "worst cards in every structure deck"

  • @riicky83
    @riicky83 Před 3 lety +41

    Larvae moth would've been better if it was automatically summoned if Petit moth was destroyed whilst equipped with the cocoon of evolution and even then it would still be somewhat useless outside of giving you a monster after the previous one was destroyed.

    • @doctorsmoothlove
      @doctorsmoothlove Před 3 lety +3

      Larvae Month seems like a precursor to level monsters.

    • @matthewkuscienko4616
      @matthewkuscienko4616 Před 3 lety +2

      @@doctorsmoothlove That's one way of looking at it. But it's still not a good card, I don't think that needs to be spelled out. Also, something else kind of interesting: in duelists of the roses, you can combine not just Petit Moth, but also this card, Katipillar, Needle Worm (it didn't have any effect in that game), or Acid Crawler to make a monster called "Larva of Moth", which is basically Petit Moth after being equipped with Cacoon of evolution. If it got destroyed, you would have a Larvae Moth summoned by it's effect.

    • @rolkflameraven1483
      @rolkflameraven1483 Před 3 lety +3

      all three cards that need cocoon of evolution should have had that. The Great Moth was summoned in duelist Kingdom that way after all. Not that it would have helped much.

    • @jordankolb5967
      @jordankolb5967 Před 3 lety +4

      I think Larvae moth exists more for “lore” or “worldbuilding” reasons. If a player pulled Larvae Moth from a booster pack they might think there’s a stronger version and encourage them to buy more packs

  • @TechnoCraver15
    @TechnoCraver15 Před 3 lety +27

    Tainted Wisdon was one of my favorite old school cards for aesthetic reasons.

    • @matthewkuscienko4616
      @matthewkuscienko4616 Před 3 lety +1

      I always thought it was pretty cool that you could fuse it with Ancient Brain to make Skull Knight. Never did understand why they made Skull Knight a spellcaster type monster, of all possible things.

    • @avee1210
      @avee1210 Před 3 lety +1

      @@matthewkuscienko4616 not zombie, not warrior lmao

  • @lucaslennan3356
    @lucaslennan3356 Před 3 lety +28

    Edit: It got errata'd to fix this.
    Solomon's Lawbook doesn't say skip your "next" SP, just like, skip it in general. Doesn't that mean you no longer have a Standby at all? I'm sure it doesn't work this way but that IS the way it's worded.

  • @zahylon5993
    @zahylon5993 Před 3 lety +9

    Solomon's Lawbook called useless? uhm... Timelords?
    it can make your Timelord stick for one more turn,which depending on the Timelord it can significantly change the flow of the turn.

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 Před 3 lety +2

      Or you can not

  • @N0TS0uh
    @N0TS0uh Před 3 lety +8

    Swordsman from a distant land is great in dullest of the roses, because his effect was that he killed anyone who destroyed him in battle.

  • @YuriBo26
    @YuriBo26 Před 3 lety +13

    Hah, my favorite series, as a non ygo player I love these videos where we look back at bad cards for its historic value

  • @matthewdodd1262
    @matthewdodd1262 Před 3 lety +8

    Dzeef talking about bad old school cards gives me the feeling that we should see him reviewing terrible old school products

  • @adrianmalacoda
    @adrianmalacoda Před rokem +3

    Zone Eater was an enemy from Final Fantasy VI. You could kill it, but you're actually supposed to let it eat your party so you can go into its belly and recruit a new member.

  • @paradygmshift7826
    @paradygmshift7826 Před 3 lety +24

    Back in Yata Format, chain Solomon's Lawbook to Mirage Of Nightmare, Broken!!

    • @fakeplaystore7991
      @fakeplaystore7991 Před 3 lety +2

      I think most people did like the guy in the anime and just played Emergency Provisions to sacrifice Mirage after drawing.

    • @paradygmshift7826
      @paradygmshift7826 Před 3 lety +2

      @@fakeplaystore7991 yeah that's why Emergency Provisions was limited back in the day.

  • @josh3658edwards
    @josh3658edwards Před 3 lety +4

    I'm convinced many of these bad cards exist purely for the "Duel Puzzle" challenges in Yugioh video games

  • @zaknelthepony7124
    @zaknelthepony7124 Před 3 lety +10

    Dude, a YuGiOh article said that Spellbook Of Judgement is one of the worst Spellcaster cards out there. Why did you not mention it?

    • @murphmuffin9069
      @murphmuffin9069 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao what!? What article was this? 😂

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 3 lety +4

      @@murphmuffin9069 czcams.com/video/CXTjbNw9Lxk/video.html
      Here's the link to dzeef reacting to it, appropriately called "Spellbook of Judgment is a bad card." He's done quite a few of these bad article reaction videos

  • @caseyjarmes
    @caseyjarmes Před rokem +1

    Pyro Clock of Destiny actually synergizes really well with Zone Eater. Put them together and you have a tier zero deck

  • @13ogirdor
    @13ogirdor Před 3 lety +6

    Well, you can use the pyro clock to advance a turn so that Zone Eater will destroy a monster quickly, that's a combo if i ever saw one

  • @Dakki_
    @Dakki_ Před 3 lety +14

    I'M HERE TO SEE YADO KARU!!
    Edit : 😭 doesn't that card deserve recognition ?

    • @francescocasu5015
      @francescocasu5015 Před 3 lety

      I just look it up.
      Theoretically you could give it to your opponent and then force it into Defense position to activate its effect. HOWEVER, the card says "send ANY number of card".
      Does that means I could chose no cards? Or do I have to send at least one?

    • @Dakki_
      @Dakki_ Před 3 lety +2

      @@francescocasu5015 the effect is optional so there's no way you can force the activation. But if the opponent decides to activate the effect, he needs to return at least 1 card.

    • @NorthRemembers
      @NorthRemembers Před 3 lety +1

      Well, at least it has 1700 defense so it's at least a bit better than the cards in the video. Maybe next episode though

  • @ThePuppyTurtle
    @ThePuppyTurtle Před 3 lety +7

    Funnily enough, Larvae Moth is super good in the Dungeon Dice Monsters video game.

  • @gateguardian44
    @gateguardian44 Před 3 lety +1

    Card Shuffle had its own niche utility in Library FTK. Especially since it helped drop your own life points for Life Equalizer purposes, add spell counters, help you draw a different card combined with Convulsion of Nature & Archfiend's Oath (which was also used) and Giant Trunade utility for Library.
    I argue that this is the best card of the list that is being described.

  • @DPantherful1
    @DPantherful1 Před 3 lety +2

    "No card is truly useless"
    Gotta dig real deep in the heart of the cards for these lol.

  • @DanielFlrenss
    @DanielFlrenss Před 3 lety +1

    I think the idea of larva moth was that you would summon it against cards that destroy the petit moth after 2 turns, then re-equip the cocoon of evolution, however the text boxes back then was much smaller then they are now and that could have led to a scenario where you would have to use a magnifying glass to read it, which is fitting for a insect card, but makes it hard to prove to the opponent what it does. Really wish they had gone more above and beyond with their game mechanics.

  • @esoteric7990
    @esoteric7990 Před 3 lety +1

    Funny thing about Pyro Clock of Destiny is that if it's used on turn 19 of Final Countdown before the end phase, because the turn counter goes up by 1 at each end phase, then it skips to turn 21 nulling it's effect which makes Pyro Clock of Destiny the Gryphon Wing equivalent to the card

  • @LordofFaet
    @LordofFaet Před 3 lety +2

    To be fair Pyro Clock of Destiny is why Final Countdown FTK is possible. Which if nothing else, is just cool.

    • @dudono1744
      @dudono1744 Před rokem

      Final Countdown FTK sounds wrong

  • @FlakManBegins
    @FlakManBegins Před 3 lety +16

    I'm offended mah boi Sparks didn't make the list - 200 points of DIRECT BURN DAMAGE to their life points! 🔥🔥🔥👨‍🚒

    • @FlakManBegins
      @FlakManBegins Před 3 lety

      Maybe it has the issue of being boring though; at least the cards you're looking at are *almost* interesting and bad instead of just boring and bad.

    • @AnarchoCatBoyEthan
      @AnarchoCatBoyEthan Před 3 lety +10

      Fair enough, the thing is tho it's hard to argue with sparks actually at least doing something. Most of these cards functionally do nothing, right? But sparks COULD win you the game. It's bad because there are so many better options, but at least it's a positive effect.

    • @chriscm2711
      @chriscm2711 Před 3 lety

      best card

  • @duane_313
    @duane_313 Před 3 lety +2

    Solomons Lawbook took me back!!!😳 I remember opening pharo's servant boosters in middle school. I think it's the set where I bought the most from.

  • @KingFlex73
    @KingFlex73 Před 3 lety

    Thank you so much for bringing up Solomon’s lawbook, I have a super old print of the card and wasn’t too sure how it functioned

  • @alexkottke7694
    @alexkottke7694 Před 3 lety +1

    I kinda like the thought of a deck that would work with Pyro Clock of Destiny. Sorta like how the Elemental Lords were designed to bring really powerful banned effects into the format by putting them on difficult-to-summon boss monsters, they would have very powerful banned effects, but you have to wait several turns to activate them, but then include ways to speed them up (as in better ways than Pyro Clock of Destiny)

    • @esoteric7990
      @esoteric7990 Před 3 lety

      You do actually have to target a card/effect with Pyro Clock of Destiny even though it's worded like it'd apply to all cards/effects with a turn counter
      Good concept though

  • @keegansantoroski9042
    @keegansantoroski9042 Před 3 lety +1

    My older brother used to used Goblin out of the frying pan to stop me from mst'ing on his turn. He used it for a few other things too because he knew my deck but I forget what they are now.

  • @mateusrp1994
    @mateusrp1994 Před 3 lety +1

    The problem with returning garnets with Magical Mallet or Reload over Pot of Generosity, is that its possible to just draw those garnets again, making them even more useless than the Pot. Pot of Generosity puts them in the deck and *guarantees* they'll stay there.

  • @TurtleMarcus
    @TurtleMarcus Před 3 lety +1

    Man, Larvae Moth is bad, but it brings back good memories. I was a little kid, I didn't really understand English and only read the anime, but Larvae Moth was one of the first cards I pulled. Larvae Moth and Star Boy, I remember. I had no idea what to do with these cards, but for a brief moment they made me feel like Yugi Muto, and that was all that mattered.

  • @thewanderingmistnull2451
    @thewanderingmistnull2451 Před 3 lety +1

    Imagine if Zone Eater and its expies effects transferred to the monsters they were Tributed/used as Material for. Then they'd become nice little time bombs.

  • @freyathedragon899
    @freyathedragon899 Před měsícem

    Solomon’s Lawbook was cool when Timelords first came out, also back when I first came back into the game. I remember this taught me about using less obvious cards to exploit stuff

  • @HighPriestFuneral
    @HighPriestFuneral Před 3 lety +1

    2:00 Sorry, I normally don't do this, but I will have to defend Solomon's Lawbook. The Castle of Strombourg has one of the largest maintenance costs in the game of discarding 10 cards from a normally 40 card deck. Sometimes the extra turn you can keep it active from a Solomon's Lawbook or two can be the difference between victory or defeat.

  • @coffeebean2
    @coffeebean2 Před 3 lety +1

    Card shuffle really good because you're opponent could use creature swap to give you a cat of ill omen and then when you flip it face up to see what it is you have to add 1 trap card to the top of your deck and if your spell/trap you can't use it but if card shuffle is there then you can shuffle your deck to put it away from the top

  • @erysecret
    @erysecret Před 3 lety

    i appreciate that when you talk about cards like "Zone Eater" you use examples of ways to counteract it with cards that more casual people would know / what may have been an option back then.
    Like obviously you could easily say "the duel is probably over by then" if you're talking about destruction effects, but instead you use example like sak. armor, mirror force, and reason that' it'll be tribute summoned. nice!

  • @MatthewMoss1
    @MatthewMoss1 Před 3 lety +1

    I could only really see using Solomons lawbox in my dark contract deck. And the purpose of that deck is not to win, but to make sure you don't feel like you won

  • @mahodoki2891
    @mahodoki2891 Před 3 lety +1

    Card Shuffle's artwork seems reminiscent of the character Pandora (Arcana) from the anime, who cheated to put Dark Magician on top of his deck, so basically you playing this card is accusing your opponent of cheating.

  • @robert.sjostrom
    @robert.sjostrom Před 3 lety +1

    It would be pretty sweet if there was an archetype that gained advantage with a deck shuffle mechanic. Like; when this card is face up on the field and the deck is shuffled, x happens

  • @rudypinheiro4992
    @rudypinheiro4992 Před 3 lety +4

    well, i must say that swordsman of a distant land is such a cool name card with a terrible effect. i like the idea of a misterious samurai from a unknown land. it gives the mystic the game ever had in the early 2000s. what a waste of potential.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 3 lety +1

      Funnily enough it's actually WORSE than Zone Eater, and that's saying something. You could always just plop Zone Eater in defense mode as bait for your opponent, but Swordsman specifically requires you to attack something with it, and since it's attack is almost nonexistent you're going to take life damage guaranteed to get it's effect off, unless you destroy a token or something, in which case it's effect won't come into play anyway.

    • @rudypinheiro4992
      @rudypinheiro4992 Před 3 lety

      @@kyuubinaruto17 i think it would be better if they had turned him in just a normal monster. Unless it could be summoned with some effects around

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 Před 3 lety +2

      @@rudypinheiro4992 Still waiting for that Zone Eater/Swordsman fusion. If it attacks or is attacked, the opponents monster is destroyed at the end of the 9th turn. Why 9? Have to compensate for it's broken effect of being able to get its effect off whether it is the one to attack or the opponent is.

  • @abuhassan8849
    @abuhassan8849 Před 3 lety +1

    Solomon's Lawbook is actually fantastic in Timelords decks. It's not close being useless.

  • @squishsquishimafish6348
    @squishsquishimafish6348 Před 3 lety +1

    I always liked the flavor of Swordsman from a Distand Land's effect since it reminds me of those old samurai movies. Makes me wish there was a retrain that wasn't so slow.

  • @Foxywaterable
    @Foxywaterable Před 3 lety +1

    Do I play yugioh, no. Do I watch every single one of these videos, your godamn right I do.

  • @suezuccati304
    @suezuccati304 Před 3 lety +2

    Swordsman From A Distant Land has a mad sick artwork tho

  • @Imperiused
    @Imperiused Před 2 lety +1

    *attacks with Zone Eater*
    *opponent mocks you*
    You: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
    *activate 5 Pyro Clock of Destiny*
    Opponent: Nani?!

  • @Raining_Heavily
    @Raining_Heavily Před 3 lety +1

    When Dzeeff creates a video about terrible effects !!
    Me : Doug ... you need to include Marine Neos in the video 🤣

  • @bazkervillerouge750
    @bazkervillerouge750 Před 3 lety +13

    Wind Effigy... a certified bruh moment.

    • @ectotide
      @ectotide Před 3 lety +4

      Took it a decade to get a valid target.
      w h y

    • @rudypinheiro4992
      @rudypinheiro4992 Před 3 lety +1

      Man, i dont know the story of this card. Judging the way you re saying, there wasnt any wind monster to summon with it?

    • @jackferring6790
      @jackferring6790 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rudypinheiro4992 As I understand, no. there were no lv7+ wind normal monsters when Wind Effigy came out

    • @rudypinheiro4992
      @rudypinheiro4992 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jackferring6790 LMAO ty man

    • @Greg501-
      @Greg501- Před 3 lety +3

      @@jackferring6790 They made a Simorgh SPECIFICALLY to be treated as a Normal Monster so that Wind Effigy had a target.

  • @JuwanBuchanan
    @JuwanBuchanan Před 3 lety +1

    I still trying to use how Dark Artist to this day can be useful. Zone Eater, you're just hoping to god that your opponent doesn't have anything to kill it before you get the chance to attack with it.

  • @charliehatton5625
    @charliehatton5625 Před 3 lety +4

    Hey look, tainted wisdom makes skull knight, and we all know skull Knight is the best fusion monster

  • @Desm0708
    @Desm0708 Před 3 lety +6

    Dark Artist would have undoubtedly been a lot better if it had higher defense, like 2k or even 3k tho I know Konami would never do that. Still not a good card, even back in the day, but better

    • @matthewkuscienko4616
      @matthewkuscienko4616 Před 3 lety +1

      It would've at least been good back in the old days of the game. It would not be good if it was printed that way now. In a weird way, it's effect is kind of like when they used to give high attack point level 4 monsters really bad effects to balance them out, with an old favorite of mine being Thunder Nyan Nyan, whose effect destroyed her if you control a face up monster that is not light attribute.

  • @TiagoODuelista
    @TiagoODuelista Před 3 lety

    The funny thing is that a couple of cards in this list where great in the often forgotten Duelist of the Roses game.
    Swordsman was pretty much a Man Eater Bug.
    Zone Eater changed part of the field to Umi to Power up Water Monsters (That's the main gimmick of Water in the game, but Zone Eater changes in a unique way so that's something)
    And the best of all. Solomon Lawbook allowed you to play another card that turn. Useful for getting to a important card or just refresh your options.

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 Před 3 lety

    Decent video, even if I've heard all about these plenty of times before! Thanks for uploading!

  • @knowing1399
    @knowing1399 Před 3 lety

    I really wish you would announce the next card and its set at the beginning of the cards intro every time. It makes the transition from card to card a lot better.

  • @runningoncylinders3829
    @runningoncylinders3829 Před 3 lety +1

    Dark Artist deserved 2200 DEF for that downside to make sense on an older card.

  • @beforedawnYGO
    @beforedawnYGO Před 3 lety +1

    How dare Dzeeff insult my ace card Tainted Wisdom. 1250 ATK on a Level 3 monster was busted. Slap Sword of Dark Destruction on that bad boy so it goes up to 1650 ATK and can beat over Celtic Guardian and it can't even be stopped by Level Limit. Had all the girls at the lunchtable swooning over me.
    Big brain card for big brain plays.

  • @hawkticus_history_corner

    Ah, Solomon's Lawbook. A weirdly specific trap card that I actually used in a really stupid combo in a deck with other crappy cards

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT Před měsícem

    Card Shuffle probably combos best with Convulsion of Nature, since you can always see what you or your opponent will draw so you can try to deny them it.

  • @PantheonFefnir
    @PantheonFefnir Před 3 lety

    Little did Dzeeff account for my "Zone Eater and 3 Pyro Clock" strategy, allowing me to destroy monsters in just *2* turns! Can't wait to see how the meta'll handle this!

  • @wjamesmci
    @wjamesmci Před 3 lety

    With Solomons law book I could be wrong but if you skip the standby phase to pay a maintenance cost of an effect then you don't get the effect. But finally a Solomons law book mention!

  • @sunlessrose8848
    @sunlessrose8848 Před 3 lety +1

    The only thing I like about "Dark Artist" is it's card art...It looks really cool.
    That's about it XD

  • @codybaird8811
    @codybaird8811 Před 3 lety +3

    Lately I have lamented the dearth of OCG imports in core sets, but seeing that Dark Artist and Swordsman from a Distant Land were both imported in the *same set*, both many years after their release, I can't say I'm too heartbroken that imports have taken a back seat to world premiers

  • @dexslag
    @dexslag Před měsícem

    when dark artist released in the tcg i was really confused because i knew it was "new" (but didn't know it just hadn't been localized till then) and i spent a long time trying to figure out what the use case was supposed to be

  • @gausssto570
    @gausssto570 Před 3 lety

    Goblin out of the frying pan is bad and you could use a better card in basically every single scenario, but the effect can be quite useful against a set quick play spell that was revealed on your turn. Not only does it negate, but they can't play it again because it's your turn, and because it's a counter trap, they can't counter with any other spell speed 2 card. If you were really apt to stop set quick play spells on your turn, then it would be good at doing that. I also forgot to mention that because it goes back to the hand, they don't get graveyard effects either. I'm not defending it, because it's not worth playing, but I hardly think it qualifies as being in the same tier as these other cards.

  • @TheTrueFool
    @TheTrueFool Před měsícem

    Some people's obsessive need to defend bad cards fascinates me. It's cool to find niche applications for obscure cards, but at some point you need to accept that a fair number of cards were bad even ignoring power creep.

  • @lvl5charmander
    @lvl5charmander Před 3 lety

    finally, i was about to sub just to not miss it.

  • @icedearthneverdies
    @icedearthneverdies Před 3 lety +1

    I was SO MAD when I saw Swordsman From A Distant Land and Dark Artist as OCG imports. They're so awfully BAD that pringting them is a huge waste of trees

  • @Slayerthecrow
    @Slayerthecrow Před 3 lety +1

    Best "Tour Guide Targets" for the next video now that we roasted Dark Artist.

  • @eightteentwo
    @eightteentwo Před 3 lety

    After that intro, I spent more time than I'm willing to admit trying to make a truly unplayable card. I've determined a set of criteria that should make a truly useless card:
    1) A Spell with the effect "If this card is in your hand, on the field, or in the GY: The owner of this card loses the duel. If this card is banished: The owner of this card loses the duel. Cards and effects cannot be activated in response to this card's effects".
    ----A monster could be summoned from the GY and be skill drained, so it must be a Spell/Trap. I think Spell would be worse since there are more ways to set traps from the deck than spells from the deck.
    ---Spell Speed 4 deals with any way to negste the effect.
    ---The "on the field" part of the effect should ensure that if you get the card in any way, you lose.
    ---The "in the GY" ensures that milling the card won't protect you.
    ---The second effect ensures that banishing it directly from the deck won't protect you.
    If I did this right, all of this means that the only ways to play the card and not lose are:
    -Never draw, mill, or banish it.
    -Set it directly from the deck and get it banished face-down without flipping it face-up
    -Banish it from the deck face-down.
    Which is STILL technically usable in conjunction with something like Pot of Desires to do something like give Gren Maju 400 ATK. It's the worst possib.e card for that, but it is still technically useable. Blast.

  • @Wolfyowns
    @Wolfyowns Před rokem +2

    Zone Eater would be cool if they made it so it destroy the ZONE (live up to its name) even after 5 turns its trash compared to the win on turn 2-3 days we live in (sadly) but it at least live up to its name lol

  • @goldenlink40
    @goldenlink40 Před 3 lety

    that intro kind of reminds me when you had to reply to a certain commentator, MangaKamen. Don't know what it was exactly, but it pretty much spur the whole Casual Vs. Competitive talk. I should know i am subbed to both of ya.

  • @BucketheadArchive
    @BucketheadArchive Před 3 lety

    I've never seen that pyro clock card in one of these "bad yugioh card videos." Good job on the video.

    • @Alb410
      @Alb410 Před 3 lety

      Funny enough it appeared in the anime

  • @connorhamilton5707
    @connorhamilton5707 Před 3 lety

    Pot of Generosity seems like a card made for a meta that doesn't exist.
    In MTG there is a 1 mana instant called One With Nothing that reads "discard your hand." It actually saw play because there were control decks that forced you to draw tons of cards and played cards that punished you for having lots of cards in hand. I remember hearing that resolving a single One With Nothing gave you a great chance to win, and resolving another could be game, because of how much relief it ended up giving.

    • @TheLetterJ0
      @TheLetterJ0 Před 3 lety

      Infernity is probably the closest that we'll get.

  • @trentonalbers3981
    @trentonalbers3981 Před 3 lety

    I laughed out loud when he talked about Zone Eater. Also I don’t know what Konami was thinking when they made Dark Artist.

  • @demfrodegroot7596
    @demfrodegroot7596 Před 29 dny

    "Play pot of generosity in infernity to lower your hand size"
    Or just... Any spell or trap, since those can just be set. Unless you really dont want to draw infernity monsters in an infernity deck.

  • @korrinthian
    @korrinthian Před měsícem +2

    Zone Eater FTK(Five turn kill)

  • @TearsofaMermaid
    @TearsofaMermaid Před 3 lety +1

    I've used Solomon's Lawbook in my Golden Castle of Stromberg deck.

  • @ebox147
    @ebox147 Před 3 lety +3

    Pot of generosity is just a joke card. It's supposed to be a inverted version of pot of greed

  • @sandman7170
    @sandman7170 Před 3 lety

    I can see Goblin as a viable way to counter your opponent's Grave Robber, but that's still too specific. In old school, Grave Robber probably still wasn't good enough to play competitive anyway, and definitely rarely sees play now, if ever, but that is really the only situation I can think to make Goblin out of the Frying Pan good, since it would bounce the spell your opponent plays (namely your own spell) back to your hand instead of theirs.

  • @iamdavid16
    @iamdavid16 Před 3 lety +1

    Solomon's Lawbook would be really good with Mirage of Nightmare but you're better off just using an MST to pop it before your next stand by phase.

  • @RighteousnessWillPrevail
    @RighteousnessWillPrevail Před měsícem

    That's your interpretation of turn counter. That card is very acknowledgabley good. I would use it in combination of Wave Motion Cannon so I would do 2000, 3000+ damage in one turn if I played 1 Wave Montion cannon with 2 Pyro Clocks of Destiny, or playing 2 Wave motion cannons and 3 Pyro clocks of destiny if your lucky and do 6000 Life point damage to your opponent instantly. And imagine of you have Cards that kerp bringing Pyro Clock of Destiny back. I personally think Wave Motion Cannon is one of the most intense and amazing cards I the game. The synergy between in and Pyro Clock of Destiny is not be be underestimated. I eould love to get Secret rare versions of those cards.

  • @Shinde425
    @Shinde425 Před rokem

    There are always extremely random formats where cards like these somehow become a counter to the meta

  • @lamiaprincess6371
    @lamiaprincess6371 Před 3 lety +2

    I swore there was a Final Countdown deck that topped in like...2013 or 2014 that played Pyro Clock, but I can't search TCGPlayer anymore sadly.

    • @baconcatsizzle
      @baconcatsizzle Před 3 lety

      It used Pyro Clock, and a trap card that banished a Trap from your GY and it gained that effect, so they could easily skip 6 turns(Don't remember the name).

    • @lamiaprincess6371
      @lamiaprincess6371 Před 3 lety

      @@baconcatsizzle There isn't a Trap card with that effect, so you're probably thinking of Junk Collector and that wasn't out until 2018.

    • @esoteric7990
      @esoteric7990 Před 3 lety +1

      Trap of Darkness:
      Normal Trap
      If your LP is 3000 or less: Pay 1000 LP, then target 1 Normal Trap in your GY, except "Trap of Darkness"; this card's effect becomes that target's activated effect, then banish that target.

    • @lamiaprincess6371
      @lamiaprincess6371 Před 3 lety +1

      @@esoteric7990 That's what I get for putting "Trap Card" instead of Normal Trap.
      That would only let you skip 5 turns though, and probably would have clashed with Hope from Escape so I'm still not sure that was a thing.

    • @esoteric7990
      @esoteric7990 Před 3 lety

      ​@@lamiaprincess6371 Unless they also ran a neg in Emergency Provisions

  • @whitequartz5289
    @whitequartz5289 Před 3 lety +1

    If you want a card to lower your hand size, play Cheerful Coffin, at least it goes to the GY

    • @murphmuffin9069
      @murphmuffin9069 Před 3 lety

      In the early days I used it to trigger dark world effects 😂

  • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
    @mikhailvarkovsky4150 Před měsícem

    Suppose you played "exchange" and your opponent took "Raigeki" from your hand. He uses it, but you counter with "Goblin out of the frying pan". You get your raigeki back to your hand since you're the owner of the card

  • @chimeratcg07
    @chimeratcg07 Před 3 lety

    Pyro Clock of Destiny did see some play in Final Countdown decks, probably the best card of the bunch in this video.

  • @iamdavid16
    @iamdavid16 Před 3 lety +1

    Man but that Pyro Clock of Destiny Larvae Moth combo.

  • @lorenztor1990
    @lorenztor1990 Před měsícem

    I generally agree that Solomon's Law Book is worthless but I think the rulings say that if a card that would activate during a certain standby phase misses that standby phase then the effect is never applied for that card while face up on the field. So Deck Lockdown wouldn't destroy itself, Swords of Concealing Light wouldn't destroy itself, etc.

  • @zeypher6
    @zeypher6 Před 3 lety

    Pyro clock of destiny works in a super complicated first turn kill final countdown deck that relies on like one or two banned cards like chicken game

  • @lorenztor1990
    @lorenztor1990 Před měsícem

    Swordsman from a Distant Land and Zone Eater as cards have devalued the cardboard that they are printed on...like quite literally a blank card would be worth more.

  • @singleplayermoments
    @singleplayermoments Před 3 lety

    I bet the anticipation for the release of Dark Artist was huge. So much that not even the wait for Cyberpunk 2077 could top it.