r/Maliciouscompliance "I Want A Burger With EVERYTHING!" "lol ok"
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- r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a father at a restaurant asks his waitress for a burger "with everything." The problem is that the restaurant offers like 50 different burger toppings. When the waitress asks to clarify, the father gets angry and screams at the waitress that he wants EVERYTHING! Malicious compliance activated! OP makes him a burger that is basically just a giant tire of goo and slop. Enjoy your meal, sir! If you like this video and want to see more, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit videos!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Customer: "I'm never coming back!"
Employee: "Don't threaten me with a good time" 😁
I love the reference so much
Brendan Urie is proud
Ooh NO DOnT LeAVe
Basically. Worked in a shop where the estimate was to spend 10-20 minutes figuring out a customer's order, usually between $200 and $1000. Had a person take up 40 minutes of my time, decided all she wanted in the end was a pre-made $3 circle, and stormed out I couldn't magically make her custom shelves violate the laws of physics to do what she wanted. Threatened with never coming back, etc., etc.
Her daughter eventually came in a few days later with a much more reasonable (i.e. actually physically possible) design for her mother. 10 minutes of time, $93 in materials, $250 in labor.
Never saw the mother, but the daughter became a regular for our level of quality.
yaaaay P!ATD!!! lol
The club story be like:
"You may outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting"
Ah... The Negotiator.
Hello there
Not to worry we are still flying half a ship
@@heckinggi6034 general kenobi
@@faheem3721 You fool! I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Darth Tyranus.
Pat assumed that they wouldn't figure a way around her 'master plan', so why not tell them. She counted her chickens before they hatched.
...and then the Mongoose took off with *all* of them, cheeks bulging with smug from the eggs as they slunk away. Too bad Pat had signed up with an entire club of Mongooses.
@@RiptoGakt More like she thought those chickens would do as she says, instead she got pecked and clawed out.
I agree but I’m confused on what that means
@@ciarakolb4627 it's an old saying, basically it refers to how some chickens might be born dead, so if you assume that you have 10 eggs = 10 chickens, you may actually have miscalculated.
Although I think it's kind of misapplied in this circumstance.
@@Nerobyrne oh ok
Pat: *Monologues her entire plan* "What could go wrong?"
Whole club: *Destroys her*
Pat: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
All Pat needed was to wear a cape in front of a running jet engine.
"you sly dog! You got me monologuing"
I know. If she had kept her plan secret, she could’ve paid to get majority control, and changed the club rules to prevent their escape, essentially taking their money hostage.
Pat: "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for that meddling club!"
@@finris1 that would have been the smart thing to do.
Thankfully, she was book-smart. Not street smart. She's basically the kid who read the entire instruction manual and a bunch of game guides, then shows up for the tournament and is amazed they lose because they never actually played the game before.
EP: “I’m never coming back!”
Employee: *Prays that they keep their word*
As a cashier, I always wished I could explain to an irate customer that I ready couldn't care less of they decided to never come back. I get payed either way.
@@nadinewesterveld5597 i once got fed up enough to tell a customer that they don't pay me enough to deal with their insanity
*didn't loose my job because she was a problem customer and i was the only employee who could speak Spanish*
Sadly the ones who threaten this are usually back within a week of two.
Too true lol
@@siukong my brother's friend's mom once said "huh, i thought you never coming back. We already held a party when you said it. Dang, what a waste" to her most nasty "customer". I love it to the point i still clearly remember it even though i was 8 when that happened. I was behind the counter and i was beside her while my dad paid his items
She's the owner of the small store, but she often work there too
Customer: "I'm never coming back!"
Employee: "Promise?"
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I'm a bit curious on what the food look like with everything on it.
Me too I was the 6th person too like.
Soul food key and peele skit
I'm just thinking what every food in the world on a burger would look like
A burger with everything on it
A pile of disgusting
Customer: "I WANT EVERYTHING!!!"
Server: "As you wish."
(Food is ready)
Manager: "YoU WeRe SuPPOseD tO aSk HiM wHAT hE wAnTs!!!"
They were too nice. I would have included some fudge or ice cream in some of those orders
@@OriLOK2 You're evil, I like it 😂
imagine if they had several bun options and just stacked them. no, wait he said everything so every single pounce of every ingredient in the place slopped into a giant meat ball of a burger. no, wait he wants EVERYTHING. you have to find a way to put everything in the universe and the universe including the universe into that one burger. that is one expensive burger, but if his money is part of everything then how is he supposed to pay?! this one order isn't just going to be the end of the entire business. NO, THIS ORDER IS GOING TO END THE UNIVERSE! OP THE UNIVERSE IS IN YOUR HANDS AND THE ORDER OF JUST ONE CUSTOMER!! YOUR CUSTOMER!!! WHAT WILL COME OF US?!!??!
@@yog-thaquasleeperofrlyeh2816 The customer is ALWAYS right. Right?
@@yog-thaquasleeperofrlyeh2816 just give them a katamari inside a thing of buns
I love how brave that Subway man was to leave while they made his sandwich. In one of the only places where the employees can't spit in your food without you seeing it... and he walked out after being a total d-bag.
"You sly dog! You had me monologuing!"
Some people are just so entitled that they have no clue how dumb their words are!
This isn't ironic ironic, but it feels at least Alanis Morissette ironic.
ehm, it's spelled dumb
@@dirt8617 ehem*, No.
ha ha ha ha ha dump not dumb
JustA Boi good sir, it’s *ahem.
Man, Patt is like a dnd character whose when all inteligent but have wisdom as dump stat
Forgive me if english isn't your first language but
r/ihadastroke
I feel like it's more like she has charisma as dump stat and charisma is like her spellcasting mod for some reason
captain clout as a non native speaker, I only saw native speakers make such monstrosities of sentences.
@@ankyfire I'll be honest with you English is the only language I speak fluently and even I have a hard time understanding it.
@@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 yup her alignment is evil dumb
The club girl, OMG, that has to be the stupidest thing I've heard.
And the award of DUMBEST super villain goes toooooo...Pat.
Op was lying
Op said she was smart, but clearly she was a whole circus
Such is how ego functions...and falls. XD
queue stereotypical evil anime girl monologue
You can't fix stupid when customers say, "everything" I work at a pizza place and people say hamburger instead of beef as their topping .
Question:do you actually basically put a hamburger on it or nah?
My mother always insisted on ordering a “cheese burger” pizza instead of beef with extra cheese. When I was about 13 we went out for pizza I was able to make the order because she went to the restroom. I ordered seasoned beef and extra cheese. When she tasted it she couldn’t believe how much better it was and didn’t understand why nobody else had ever gotten it right before. I didn’t explain until we got home.
you don't call ground beef hamburger? Maybe it's a lingo thing, in our area we call ground or crumbled beef as a topping 'hamburger'. though now that I think about it, it does sound really f*king stupid to say XD
Do you just slap a burger on a pizza?
I work at Papa Murphy's and people do that all the time.
Pat is what happens when you let Lex Luthor or Dr. Doom join your investment club.
Now I'm picturing her speaking like Dr Doom. "For NO ONE knows what's BEST for you... except your MIGHTY SOVEREIGN! PAT!"
@@TheSecretLover I'm cackling, is that not basically what happened? XD
If the club did everything on paper couldn't they just destroy the contract lol
@@itsybitsybosmer Definitely got close, but there seemed to be a distinct lack of third person shouting and any thinly disguise pretense of her ruling being any benefit to her new subjects.
Nah, Luthor or Doom would've gotten away with it. Pat was more Dr. Evil.
I love the story with the investment club.
It was pretty much what the Stonecutters did in that one episode of the Simpsons when they formed the No Homers Club.
It’s great!
I like when Al Bundy created his club, "NOMAAM"! And yes, I bought the t-shirt! 😆
Karen: I want to order a garbage pizza
Me: What do you want on it?
Karen: Everything
Me: *puts literal garbage on the pizza*
Karen: What the f*** is this?
Me: You wanted a garbage pizza, that's what it is
TKnHappyNess
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"Ma'am, I need you to sit on this pizza. You are the most garbage option."
Orcish Lemonade r/MurderedByWords
TKnHappyNess UWU
I worked in a few pizza places as a teenager. That was before the Great Unraveling when people started putting things like pineapple and chicken on pizza, and I think anyone ordering a "garbage pizza" is expecting that "everything" means the traditional toppings: Sausage, pepperoni, meatballs, mushrooms, onions, peppers, garlic, anchovies, olives. But if they won't listen when you try to explain...Well, that's on them.
“What do you want on your burger?”
“Yes”
About the one with pat ( let’s call them the same): I heard about something very similar to that, ‘pat’ signed the front of the form and also stated out their entire ( nearly identical) plan to everyone. Everyone had a shocked expression on their faces, except the person holding the form who then bursed out laughing. ‘pat’ looked confused and asked them “ why are you laughing?”, the guy got himself together and opened the form, IT NEEDED TO BE SIGNED TWICE TO BE APPROVED! After that everyone started laughing and ‘pat’ got kicked out
"I want a burger with *EVERYTHING!!!* "
HowtoBasic guy: "SurE"
*Beethoven's 5th Symphony starts playing*
The first story : The Manager and people letting the homeless guy participate is just hearth-warming for me
Guy: I want a burger with everything
Employee: are u sure
Guy: YES
Employee: does it
Guy: Surprised pikachu face
That’s how it happened
Reused story
@@yashovardhansingh4115 ok yeah i thought i had heard r/slash tell this one in another video already! I was like "how is no one else mentioning this??"
Ja min bror
I would have include the kitchen sink as well
Pat sounded like a typical movie villain, giving a huge monologue explaining their entire plan to the MC, just before they enact it. Why the villains never expect it to be thwarted after that escapes me.
*"I am NEVER coming back here!"*
_You promise? Ah,, some dreams _*_DO_*_ come true..._ ♡ ♡♡
Reminds me of when Spongebob & Mr. Krabs made that Nasty Patty for the supposedly Fake Health Inspector.
THAT SHOW IS FULL OF SINS
@@Karen-kl7yc *Embraces for that Karen Line*
LOOK AT HIM CHOKE!!
Edit: I mean LOOK AT HIM SUFFER!!
SHUT UP KAREN!
Nobody cares about what you say, NOBODY...
Which was probably far more edible
5:50 the Karens need to scream “I’m only coming here!” That’ll put a chill down your spine, I’m terrified of the thought of it
"I'll come back everyday until you get it right!"
@@KitsunetheWolfdog "I'm the only client comic here every day, every time, and I will bring all my equals to take shifts"
To that pizza story, if that were ordered where I lived, that would include even the toppings for a Pizza Frutti de Mare (which is a seafood pizza, complete with calamari). XD On top of what is called a Pizza Carbonara, which includes ham, broccoli, corn, and Hollandaise sauce.
Sounds cool.
that sounds delicious!
...... Ok I'll admit. That sounds good.
In my country, such pizza would include chocolate, strawberries, ice cream and so much more kinds of candy. I can only imagine the monstrosity
Sabrina Tp Yeah don’t order that here at papa john’s it would include chocolate chips and cinnamon and other sweet stuff.
Person: "Everything"
OP: "sure"
*MAKES THE WEIRDEST LOOKING FOOD EVER*
Beautiful !!
Edit:
( please know i have never worked at a resturant before i made this comment cause i thought the everything story was pretty funny )
Reminds me of the time I saw someone get all of the flavors put on their shaved ice. It ended up being a brown slush.
@dbnydnvn Thank you for taking your time to type this i read all the stories it was a pretty fun read
I hope the workers are doing great nowadays :D
I'm not gonna lie, my father orders everything on his sandwiches. He actually means everything. I've tasted what he orders sometimes and I don't understand how he can stomach it.
As someone who does something similar, I'm going to say this.
It makes it tastes *Amazing*
( JK I believe it's describe as having a 'stomach made of steel' or really liking odd foods.)
Imagine if the dude with the burger was lactose intolerant yikes
Bro that story had already been featured here. I don’t know if he doesn’t remember but like he has reused 10 stories
Everything lol he did that on purpose next time a fool tells you that page a manager. Not everyone understands a karenman. It requires a translator.
@@yashovardhansingh4115 am pretty sure u watch other reddit channels and u saw the stories on them
@@yashovardhansingh4115 And his stories are funny every time
@@yashovardhansingh4115 Ive been watching for quite a long time, and it's deffinitely new to me. If you watch more than one reddit channel you often hear repeated stories, that's probably what happened.
I once took an order for an everything pizza- something like 20 toppings. The guys were very polite about it loved the pizza!
I also like to order subs with "literally all the vegetables" and no sauces. I usually have to repeat that three or four times to get it, but it always seems to amuse the cashiers when I eat it.
I would divorce my husband if he was that guy in the first one
Imagine being mad when someone brings you exactly what you asked for 🙄
Lady:"I'm never comming back"
OP:"Oh no, Anyways"
"im never coming back."
"okay have the day you deserve"
The thumbnail looks like that one Krabby Patty spongebob made that almost killed the health inspector.
Damn talk about throwback episode I had to go to a special part of my brain to recall that episode lol 😂
OP should of put every bread and charged him for it all as multiples
*should have
@@TheNomad94 I think they meant shoulda or something? But I spell should have as well it's easier for me 🤷🏽♂️
You know what they say ;
they don't say anything sorry
o h n o
You know what they say: Ya can't change stupid!
How rude
Thanks for being honest :P
@@Karen-kl7yc DoWnVoTeD
The club story made me remember something my parents used to say to me and my sister: Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should do it.
I understand y employees r like “r u sure u want everything” but sometimes they ya know might actually be weird and want everything
He did not even notic classyrobens was the op that's why ther was a microphone next to his name
"I am never coming back here!"
"Oh, thank you ma'am. We'd appreciate that very much"
Where I live we call the "garbage pizza" "the works" and every one here knows what it is
This is why bosses should be team players with the people under them, not the workplace bullies...
Karen: 'm never coming back to this establishment hope you lose all your money
Also Karen: walks to the Same Brand across the street.
I would have eaten the monstrosity just for the experience of it.
Pretty Guardian you would of gotten a heart attack
Or food poisoning at best
T h e U l t i m a t e 🅱️ i z z a
_”I want a burger with EVERYTHING!!!”_
_Mmm be careful what you wish for, if i were the employee I would add my special ingredient_
*S P I T*
Oh n o
Oh yes
@@wantsomekatkots6679 could be worse.
@@Jedi_Spartan i think you mean *_better_*
I thought you were going to say something extra gross.
As a retail worker I love when terrible customers threaten to never come back. Great, go be someone else's problem.
Are you ever going to do r/creepypms or r/menwritingwomen again? Those are my favorite!
r/creepyrooms only has six members and not that many posts though?
@@maia3487 where did you get r/creepyrooms he said r/creepypms
username's username . Theres a subreddit called r/creepyrooms?
I agree and also nicegirls niceguys 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@@shoe630 oh god I'm so sorry- i have albinism in my eyes and wasn't wearing my glasses haha. my apologies!
I'm surprised that Dan didn't get hypothermia.
He must have been *that determined* to make that "boss" come to regret refusing to call the snow plowing company.
He was shoveling snow for 12 hours. I bet he was hot, not cold. Not to mention, without knowing where it was, we don’t even know if it was very cold there.
The power of anime and god was within him
he was staying active. he was probably roasting in his winter clothing, tbh. i live in Canada, and when i have to shovel snow, i start out in a heavy coat, hoodie, sweater, and by the time i'm done, i'm down to just my sweater because i'm too hot otherwise.
Dan is a chad.
Karen : I WANT EVERYTHING!!
OP : **puts everything**
Karen : *suprised pikachu face*
Pat is living proof that, just because you're book smart, doesn't mean you've got the social smarts to back it up
Hope OP wrote an "EVERYTHING" burger on his receipt when the guy paid, that would have been hilarious! He did ask for it, lol
The burger story is exactly why at the burger joint I worked for, "everything" meant: ketchup, mustard, relish, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. NOT every single ingredient we had.
where i live the doner kebab places found the perfect solution for the everything issue: they just assemble the food right in front of the custommers, they often even confirm the quantity of each ingredients that the custommer wants too. (for example they put some onions in and then ask if that's okay or if they want more)
there everything means everything except sauce & spicy spices. they usually have two sauces and ask which one you want indepentently of the ingredients (both sauces is a popular choice too tho) and the spicy spices are not included when someone orders one with everything bc they're extremely spicy and not everyone can handle it. they usually either specifically if someone wants spicy spices or dont ask at all and expect the custommer to request them on their own.
Isn't that essentially the works
OP: You want ALL the toppings on your (insert food option here)?
Anyone else getting flashbacks to Steven Universe with Amethyst ordering this PIzza that's like a mountain of cheese and toppings with a whole fish sticking out of it and Kiki saying, "Well, here's a pizza with LITERALLY every topping we have."? (I think it was season 5?) They ate it with a spoon there was so many toppings on it.
Also, no villain ever shouts out their evil plans unless they're in a CARTOON!
OP: Claims Pat was “smart”
Pat: I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T! I MEAN S-M-A-R-T!
Evil Pat story: I think her problem there is that she's so smart and so confident in her brain power that she totally forgets that even if other human beings are not as smart as she is, humans are still altogether smart and very different and their intelligence comes from so many different fields so they can ALWAYS work together to counter her very well developed plan which is the same mistake every frigging smart villain that monologues makes. And that's why thanos succeeded in snapping out half the universe. He only said what he was going to do, explained his logic behind it and said the tools he was gonna use. He didn't explain how he was going to find the tools or where he was going to find them. He only said he had what was needed. Although ofc people can never let Villains win even if they are right and the end game movie came out smh
Lol I was checking if he uploaded earlier and when he hadn’t discord said he posted a video so, I went back to CZcams to see no video, so I had to go back to discord to click on the link and as I’m typing this the notification popped up. Thanks CZcams
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Having been working in a shop next to a Subway I've seen my fair share of crazy customers including one guy who always orders all sauces. The first time he did it, we thought it was a joke. Never underestimate the power of bad taste.
In Gary Oldman's voice: EVERYTHIIING!!
I opened CZcams 35 seconds after you uploaded 😂😂
Im 2 mins
nobody cares
@@ivorycxxxx nobodu asked your opinion
Why did they do that to my subway roll how rude
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAREN HOW ARE THIS SPECIES STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?!?
@@theoddgaming5529 yes there is so much rude people on reddit trying to make it look like I'M RUDE HOW DARE THEY
All of his malicious compliance videos I've seen has the response,"lol ok", and that is chaotic energy I need from this subreddit
My immediate reply to my one and only " I'm never coming back." was "We'd certainly appreciate it sir ", with my sweetest customer service smile.The cashier said he laughed to himself while he payed for his material. I have always thought he was a company plant checking how I would handle an obnoxious customer, as I was the new asst. foreman in the yard .
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY FOR ALL MY FATHER'S OUT THERE
Bruh do these people don't know what "everything" means??
Because she'd read the charter, Pat didn't think they had any options so with the confidence given only to a psychopath who feels they have ultimate power she felt no need to keep it secret.
Okay, but Pat was actually the MVP for teaching them all a very valuable lesson when it comes to business!
Petition to change the rslash video background to a Hugo slideshow
Where do I sign
Who is yugo
@@Karen-kl7yc not a manager don't worry
All in favor say "Aye"
Aye
I’ve heard of “everything bangles.” Also the Karen you talked about (pat story) is the Dr. Doofensmertz (“Phineas and Ferb” doctor, I hope I spelt that right) of Karens
It’s spelt ‘Ferb’.
Dr. Doofensmirtz: Behold the r/maliciouscomplience-inator.
galaxy dragon 12 I’m an idiot, thanks
@@nicholasf5742 everyone makes mistakes
"I'm never coming back!"
"Is that a promise? Can I get it in writing?"
A quick PSA to any restaurant customers: If you order something and ask for "everything", and then refuse to listen to what "everything" is, you did it to yourself. I really wish us as cooks/ordertakers (I do both where I work) can just be like "Well, I tried to tell you, now take your food and get out of my store." I really wish we were allowed to set customers straight when they fuck up, because contrary to what you guys may hear, the customer IS NOT always right!!
Me like I know ill love this while eating a Giant Burger ha yeah
As a barista, everything lattes are the BEST.
Ok
Do you actually serve everything lattes? Where can I get one? How much does it cost?
At first I thought that every usher in the last post was just gonna drop everything they were doing and go out to shovel snow. That would've made for quite an amusing MC story as well.
"Everything!" I have the vision of a worker packing more and more into the sandwich, then with an annihilating flash, the sandwich collapsing into a nanometer size black hole, dropping through the floor and continuing to orbit underground, absorbing everything in its path. Once the sandwich absorbs the earth, it will stabilize for a short while, so the customer will never have one with everything, but he will be one with everything.
Is it just me or did no one get notified for this video
I got notified by CZcams and discord
I didn't get notified till 34 minutes
no need for notification, just search for rslash at about 10pm
All Lives Matter 10 pm wherever you live
CZcams:NO VIEWS 13LIKES
Everyone thats early:*How*...
I worked at a pizza place, we had around 25 different toppings, and 5 different sauces, plus things we could add at the end of the order. We had a guy come in and say "I want everything, I'm in a hurry and I will be right back." He gave the cashier a $50 and left the store. All our pizzas have an unlimited topping option for a set price, no matter how many toppings were chosen. So, we put all the toppings on and the drizzles at the end of it put it in a box and waited. He came back, grabbed the box and his change and left. Both shift managers knew about it in case he called back later on. When he finally called back, he started yelling into the phone at the first person who answered, they hung up, he called back again, they hung up again. About an hour later he comes into the store demanding a manager, then threatened to never come back. Our manager who has dealt with that guy before simply smiled and said, "ok see you in two weeks." And the guy stormed out of the store completely defeated by his own stupidity....he showed up two weeks later like nothing had happened.
this episode has some of my favorite stories from the entire channel. Everything Burger, Investing Club AND Movie Theater Shoveling
Im gonna maliciously complie by hiting that like button
Okay, everyone be like "I AM SPEED" But can we take a moment to recognize how could the Karen voice is?
Pat: So here's how i'll take all the power
Everyone: Ok, let me just resign from the club
Pat: *You weren't meant to do that*
Pat was not dumb, just the opposite, she was too smart, and that was her hubris. She thought noone in the group could be as smart as her, so she monologued, to make herself feel even smarter...
I'm pretty sure that burger with everything has _coom_ in it
Exactly as the Good Lord intended
And spit
bro I got here seconds after posting and I'm like WTF! HOW!?!
and it says "no views" lol
it says 280 for me
nobody cares
Why do u feel the need to comment this? It's annoying af
@@lucacocozza if you don't care then don't say anything
Those supervillain monologues in movies are a lot more realistic than most people realize.
I just picture the guy as Gary Oldman
"What would you like on that burger?"
"Give me everything."
"What do you mean everything?"
"EVERYTHING!!!!!"
When do you guys think spam bots are gonna start showing up?
Wait what
Im the 102 comment and this is god tier
I look forward to these videos daily. They really make my day
I would love to see a customers say "I'm never coming back here!" and the employees reacting with cheers and exchanging hi-fives...
I just started watching entitle kids video because I wasn’t on my phone yesterday
Can u do 1 video where we can watch u read the stories. I wanna see your Karen face!!!
I would occasionally get an irate customer yelling they would never come back, I, very joyfully, told them “thank you”, it never failed to tic them off!
Benny, get me one with everything.
What do you mean "everything?"
EV-RY-THING!!!!
3 minutes ago earliest I’ve ever been
I literally had a look of horror on my face during the pizza story
I feel so bad for the people who had to make it
The guy: *I WANT EVERYTHING*
His stomach: "chuckles" I'm in danger
Pat is literally every James Bond villain ever
I imagined Dr. Evil (from Austin Powers) in drag. 😆