the drunk dude was kinda wholesome - I mean, he ordered the fucking hottest dish ever, ate it, liked it and came back for more when he was sober. Made me smile
In a world with peppers that can legitimately give you chemical burns and make you sick, I think it's wise to never say something like "as spicy as possible".
Some peppers are so hot that in the US you have to make customers fill out forms to sell them the things (or the things made with them), because otherwise, you could get sued if they die from eating them. And yes, that has happened.
In Australia there was a time where stores were legally limited in how spicy they could make someone after a guy had a heart attack from eating something too spicy, I am not sure if this is still the case but it just goes to show that people really should be careful what they wish for.
Even a super drunk guy isn’t an asshole and asked properly for a nice pizza, and even thanked the person who made it personally since he liked it. Meanwhile the karens..
"Chinese people can't make spicy food worth a damn" As someone who's half Mexican and a quarter Chinese, if you think Mexican food is spicy, Chinese food is spicy enough to make a seasoned Mexican balk
@@laurieannedell1063 hahahaha, nah sure we Mexicans like spicy food but it does not compair to the horrors of east Asian food I once had these hot wings from an Indian restaurant our teacher brought them for cooking class and told us they really spicy so unless you like spice dont try em well all us being dumb teens we took it as a challage God we were idiots just a tiny nibble and I was drooling out all my saliva from how spicy it was one guy dunked his head into one of the sinks unfortunately water mad either worse XD she gave us 🍫 and 🥛 to help out it taught me my lesson on thinking I was tough I was wrong
@@velvetdarksoul8741 Mexican Food is more about Jalapenos, red chilis, and Serrano peppers... none of those really top 40,000 on the scoville scale (dont get me wrong, if your not used to it, 40k will blow you away.) But Chinese food is all about Curry spices, and those can range into the 100k range.
" super drunk guy spicy Pizza" happened at my dads work place as a teen to some dude (not drunk) came in 3 minutes before closing and ordered a jalapeno pepper Pizza. My dad and his work frinds dunked all of it even the dough in the jalapeno juice and stuffed (yes before stuffed crust where a thing) the crust with jalapenos. My dad says the guy ate one piece there and got up to refill his large drink 8 times. He came back the next day and said it was the best pizza he ever had.
Well, Jalapeno's aren't really spicy as in scolding hot, but rather of the "slightly hotter than mustard" type. They aren't even 50% as hot as lemon drops, and those are still considered vegetables by people who actually like to eat hot peppers. Jalapeno's are 10k scovil at best, lemon drops are 25-50k. For reference: Carolina reapers are in the millions of scovils. So you can't make really hot pizza with Jalapenos. It will be too much for people who can't eat spicy food at all, but otherwise pretty manageable, even for people who only like to eat spicy occasionally ...
I feel like sharing my anti-give-me-your-spiciest story. I was around 12 at the time and just starting to be allowed to try spicy food. We went to a wing spot and I ordered a medium sauce on my wings, nothing special but the first time eating at this restaurant. Waitress brings out our food and I dig in, about 1/4 of the way through I think “huh this is spicy but good”, 1/2 the way through my nose is running and I’ve gone through two sodas but I’m still eating, 3/4 of the way through and the waitress comes out horrified. “I’m so sorry. These were for the table next to yours, they’re extra hot, we got them mixed up, are you ok??” I was fine and actually finished them but the entire rest of the meal the waitress kept staring at me like I’d grown a second head, a tiny 12 year old girl with a runny nose smiling as she gorged herself on their second spiciest sauce. Luckily it was enough for my mom to start allowing me free reign over the sauce menus after that. The spicier the better after that...at least until I turned 17-18 and started having stomach problems, I can still take the heat but I feel like crap for 2-3 days afterwards with super spicy food
Drunk people, fat and spice never mix. Pizza has cheese, cheese clogs up your stomach (i.e. takes longer to digest, so slows stuff down). Spice tries to tear out your asshole the second it goes in. And when you're drunk, you don't know your limits. So a drunk guy with spicy food WILL shit himself.
@@Twinklethefox9022 Depends on the type and how much you use. Red curry is hotter than green and green is hotter than yellow. Japanese curry is generally not very spicy at all and the typical "Swedish" curry is more colour than taste.
OP: *Is four minutes late* Boss: *Proceeds to lecture OP for 20 minutes* OP: *Proceeds to take a break as it isn't his time to work yet* Boss: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
15 years ago I had a job where if I came in 5-10 mins late they didn't bat an eye, because I always worked 10-15mins after my scheduled end-time so it evened out. A colleague on the other hand would get scolded for being late since he always left on his scheduled time even if there was still work to do.
The way RSLASH described the wasting of time is brilliant and so accurate. 4 minutes of lost productivity? I'm gonna waste another 40 to lecture you about it.
There's a sub shop downtown here that I used to go to for lunch, before my office moved to a new building. I'd punctuate every order with "And an angry fistful of jalapenos please." After a few times coming in there was a new girl behind the counter, and the moment I said "angry fistful of jalapenos" she lit up like she'd just met a celebrity, and was all "You're the angry fistful of jalapenos guy! Everyone talks about you!" I...guess that was flattering? lol
Then you have those grandmas who use the fact that they are old and no longer care and get out all the misbehaviour they have repressed in their youth.
2:14 "chinese people can't make spicy food" Yeah bro try telling that to the native chinese ppl and they'll laugh, you don't even know how spicy their food can get.
I watch a Chinese cooking channel and I've never seen so much chilis and peppers in dishes. Every dish! And they use the whole thing, never removing the pith and ribs. The idea that Chinese people don't do spicy is ridiculous.
I find it really cool that your significant other is Chinese and that you've been to China several times! It's good to experience the culture and food there. :)
If a CB or an EM/ED demanded the spiciest food we got, (I don’t have a job, this is what I’d do if I had one in this scenario) I’d go to the kitchen, grab the hottest sauce, and say to myself, “How many drops of the hottest sauce? Yes.”
Attention to everyone: if you're going to eat something extremely spicy, milk is actually not the best counter. Get a bunch of lime/lemon juice and cram it with as much sugar as it will hold. Then take peanut butter, heat it until it's fairly stirable, then add it to the concoction and refrigerate. It's amazing for spices. I don't understand the reason, but it's a family thing, and it works SO much better than milk
Best I can understand, the lemon/lime juice is most of the work, as capsaicin (the spicy chemical) is a base, and so the acidic juice cancels it out. The sugar and peanut butter are probably just to make sure it's palatable, and the peanut butter also probably doubles as an emulsifier to keep it all held together.
The spicy curry story had me laughing, mainly because I can handle extreme heat myself (I eat The Last Dab sauce from Hot Ones like its water) So seeing someone regret saying extra spicy is pretty amusing to me
Ha, just when you said “I was out to my desk at about 9:02,” I was looking over at my alarm clock. It said 9:02. Sleepy me actually audibly lol’ed 😂 And yes, Chinese food can be pretty damn spicy. My dad is Chinese, my mom is white. She’s grown to like spicier stuff over the years, but in the 30 years they’ve been married, she still can’t handle what my family considers “tame”.
James Miller just finished with the upstairs. Running to Costco to buy their whole stock of foil to finish the whole house, crawl space and all. Can’t be too careful...
The story of the guy being 4 minutes late getting a lecture for 20 minutes reminded me of English class in school where I was 2 seconds late together with 5 other classmates and the teacher wanted me to apologize for being late. I didn't do it and the teacher wasted at least 2 minutes until someone said "Just let it go. He wouldn't apologize." and frankly yeah I wouldn't for being 1 or 2 seconds late. To stop everything demanding an apology is always stupid.
@@geraldblack7800 I think the idea is that takeout places aren't in the business of gourmet or some type of high cultural exchange. So they wouldn't prioritize authenticity but pander to market demand with the tastes that their clientele is comfortable with and expects.
theres an annual event in my area and ive gotten to know the organizers and even helped out a few times (i get free drinks and food for helping out so nice) now one of the organizers makes their own chili sauce, really nice stuff and he makes it for anyone else that is willing to buy the procure the ingredients, you choose the heat at one point i asked why he didnt have his sauce wasnt with the other sauces for the vors rolls (think "barbeque" south african hotdog that puts all other hotdogs to shame) he told me that it become to troublesome to put the really hot stuff out because this would often happen lady: "id like a vors roll please" worker: "thatll be 20 rand, we have sauces here for you to use" lady: "what sauces" worker: "tomato, mustard, chili sauce mild and hot" lady: "ill take the hottest one" worker: "their right here its self serve but i warn you the hot sauce is very hot" lady: "thats ok my husband likes hot things *proceeds to dump a bunch of chili sauce made from raw chilis with the seeds* " *5 minutes later* lady after storming back: "why didnt you tell me they were hot!!!! now my husband is angry with me!!!!" advice to all when you hear someone say hot, stop and ask "how hot is hot", it will save you a LOT of trouble
No it won't as long that either of the 2 people has no understanding of heat it's useless~ I already had restaurants sign me a declaration of consent, for a sauce I'd consider ketchup, and also for the Source(7.1 mio scoville). I've told tons of restaurant/bistro owners to try to burn me... most of 'em don't even try~ And some of them already start sweating themselves when the shake the chili powder more than once~ And most of them have no idea what Scoville even means~ But when I asked nicely for EXTRA HOT, most of them did add like a single slice of Jalapeno more at most~ And sometimes I wish I could be as frank as some of the people in these stories, that finally get what the wished for, only after being douchebags... Why does only douchebags get served what they want? Why are nice guys not allowed to get hot food?
Fun fact about “extra spicy” the hottest pepper is called pepper X, it is so hot that it is in-eatable as it would leave your mouth, through, stomach, and intestines blistered.
I never realized before how lucky I was to be able to clock into work 10-15min early and actually get paid for the time I worked. It sounds so simple and easy, but after hearing all these stories about how insane employers are about clocking in and out, I guess it's not.
Rslash reading these stories out to me makes me want to go out during quarantine and meet some of these Karens Im bored Can some Karen kindly reply to this comment with the most bizarre demands (imagine Im a McDonald employee) PWEEEEAAAASSSE? 🥺🥺
Hey do you remember me? I was at McDonald's at exactly jan 3rd 4:32pm 2016 you REFUSED to serve me all because I didn't have my credit card do you know how much stress I go through? Being a single mom with a husband with 8 kids and And 12 pets plus I just order some nuggets, coke, burgers, happy meals, fries and icecream it's only just a few dollars surely somebody with COMPASSION would give to me for free but noooo you just HAVE to be SOOOO selfish to a customer don't you know that THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT and I must also add that i waited for my food for 10 MINUTES if this how you treat everyone then I SHUT DOWN YOUR RESTURANT I tried to speak to your manager but he told me to leave how rude I'll be posting this on Facebook and giving you a 1 star review to show everyone what a TERRIBLE person you are I hope you get FIRED -karen
I know I just walked in twenty seconds ago, but your service is *terrible*! I've been sitting at this table for 20 minutes and a server hasn't taken my order! What the hell is this? I want to speak to your *manager*!
oh god no. there’s a famous song in so chun’an that goes like la mei zi la,mei zi la,mei zi la,mei zi la, on LOOP. it’s tuck in my head. it roughly translates to spicy little sisters spicy, spicy little sisters spicy, spicy little sisters spicy, spicy little sisters spicy. not the other spicy, just the taste
I love when a malicious compliance story about spicy food ends in "AND THIS WEIRDO ASKED FOR IT AGAIN!" because it is a moment where the person apparently articulated exactly what they wanted, I suspect the spite only makes the food spicier
idk why people think that chinese people don’t do spicy stuff, my history teacher had taught in china for awhile and i don’t remember exactly what she had said was for breakfast at the school every morning but there was this very spicy sauce stuff that even the preschool aged kids would have a laddle full of on their food and even by the end of the school year my teacher could barely have half a laddle full, so yeah, chinese people can definitely do spicy
I will never know where that came from. I live in Korea, and since our country is right next to China, our culture was influenced rather heavily by that of Chinese; I couldn't eat a majority of dishes as a child(I had a rather sensitive oral area). I still can't take spicy Chinese food.
아리 i think it comes from american chinese food, you know the stuff that’s barely like chinese food at all, most of the american chinese food isn’t spicy, probably because most americans couldn’t handle real chinese food lol
@@anarchy6304 Ah, that could be it. I remember being all 'tf is this' in an american chinese restaurant a few years ago. I ordered exactly what I ordered at Chinese restaurants in Korea, and the food that came out was... surprising, to say the least
@@Asteri0519 There are a few of us Americans that like spice and get disappointed themselves with are restaurants to. You have to special order it if you want it spiced.
Heard about this new guy at a corporate job that CC'd something like the CEO to make the technical team go faster. His colleagues told him to not it off, so he went to AITA to see if he was in the wrong. AITA told him to knock it off, as it would damage his corporate career. I can't imagine Mr. S is enjoying a fruitful career with his CC'd ALL the managers.
I really like how some of these end up with the customer really liking their food after the malicious compliance They get what they asked for and they actually enjoyed it
I did that in a Mexican restaurant, "Make we cry." Truth be told I did not cry, I also did not taste anything after the first bite. The next day, after, I resolved never to challenge people that know how to make you cry again. It was two plus days before that meal was behind me.
Random Kevin: Chinese people can't make spicy foor worth a damm. **Meanwhile in the Animeverse** Kuga Terunori: **gets the whip** **Meanwhile in our universe** People of Sichuan: Let's make boy suffer.
The hilarious moment where I'm listening to this as I walk into my room and Blair's Ultra Deathsauce is mentioned and I look at the bottle I have on my counter KNOWING what this got got himself into
as someone who has braces I can confirm that they are a pain in the ass for the first few weeks especially since you cant eat hard foods and most of my favorite foods are hard foods and don't forget your teeth are sore as hell when you get them.
I had braces about 2 years ago as a kid. They were pretty bad, but not as bad as most people. After like a month they just became normal and I ate normal food. But I did eat a lot of soft serve ice cream and crushed up hamburgers lol
Well to be honest from the moment he said the cook decided to marinate cheese in jalapeno's juice i knew that was gonna be a good pizza, give that extra spiciness to the cheese *drool* :')
LOL I use to go to a Chinese restaurant near my old home (15years ago) One time I ordered a spiced up meal and told them make it hot as possible, they did. I broke out in a sweat before the first bite. It was awesome, they literately stood there watching as I drank about 10 glasses of water and enjoyed the best meal ever.
#1 had a plot twist 😂😂😂 Also, for super hot jalapeño pizza, they forgot to put some of that super spicy jalapeño juice in the pizza sauce… that would’ve been perfection ✨✨✨
My mom can’t do spicy food at all and this one time she was a tad extra blonde spilled hot sauce on a bag and licked it! Her face went red so fast as I was trying to contain my laughter and give her tea to help
This is the first Malicious Compliance story that's I've ever heard, where the compliance to some rude drunk guy's pizza probably became a popular pizza order in that whole pizza place!
Can you imagine having to explain what the "super drunk guy spicy Pizza" entails? Like. "So..... What is one the SDGSP?!" "Well it's basically the normal spicy Pizza but we dunk the mozzarella in the jalapeno juices before we cook it."
When I was in China a few years back I developed a newfound love of eggplant... it was the only thing you could count on at every meal to not be hellfire-grade spicy...
I always ask for stuff extra extra spicy, but even I know that Asian and Indian spicy is a whole nother level. When he said Chinese people don't know spicy, he literally dug his own grave
I knew a guy who said that he could eat whole habanero peppers and not even break a sweat. So i went and but grocery store "sushi" with the complimentary wasabi and soy sauce. I told him to try a piece with some wasabi. He said that it was nothing. So i said dip in the soy sauce before putting wasabi on it. He screamed from the heat and never bragged about how much heat he can handle.
in the pharmacy, amoxicillin is a very common med for little kids - ya know, the classic bubble gum pink stuff. Well what a lot of people dont know is that a pharmacy can change a flavor of a liquid medication (most of the time). The manufacturer we carried came as bubble gum flavor. a mom asked for it to be bubble gum to which i told her it came that was so she was all set. she said no, i would like you to add more, in fact do it twice. So by the end this med had 3 times as much bubble gum flavoring as it was suppose to have. The smell of this bottle made me and my co workers want to vomit. I thought for sure the kid would never take this. Mom came in a couple days later and said it was perfect and her kid didnt fight it at all. I cant imagine what is wrong with that kids taste buds
I listen to these all day from 8 to 430 at work. I work at our local humane society and i swear this is the only thing that gets me through the day here 🖤🖤
The Chinese spicy food reminds me of the time I went to a Thai restaurant and asked for the Pad Thai "Thai Spicy"(One level above extra spicy), And man oh man, I ended up crying my eyes out at the restaurant. The owner was like "I told you" XDD
the drunk dude was kinda wholesome - I mean, he ordered the fucking hottest dish ever, ate it, liked it and came back for more when he was sober. Made me smile
A SPICY pizza named for him? Let me have it!
True, i kind of want to have it
Same
Ikr
That make me wonder, did alchohol can neutralize capsaicin?
In a world with peppers that can legitimately give you chemical burns and make you sick, I think it's wise to never say something like "as spicy as possible".
Some peppers are so hot that in the US you have to make customers fill out forms to sell them the things (or the things made with them), because otherwise, you could get sued if they die from eating them. And yes, that has happened.
In Australia there was a time where stores were legally limited in how spicy they could make someone after a guy had a heart attack from eating something too spicy, I am not sure if this is still the case but it just goes to show that people really should be careful what they wish for.
Yeah, maybe it was a good decision not to buy those ghost pepper noodles from the store....
peppers that can actually physically BURN YOU?!!? holy shit...
Bullshit! Peppers cannot cause chemical burns.
One of my favorite quotes from my dad regarding spice food, "Depending on where you travel in southeast asia, pain is considered a flavor."
I'm going to tell my husband that, he loves spice! That's a great saying!
Even a super drunk guy isn’t an asshole and asked properly for a nice pizza, and even thanked the person who made it personally since he liked it. Meanwhile the karens..
"Chinese people can't make spicy food worth a damn"
As someone who's half Mexican and a quarter Chinese, if you think Mexican food is spicy, Chinese food is spicy enough to make a seasoned Mexican balk
Now that is funny. Thanks for my laugh. I always knew Mexican food was spicy, but I never knew that Chinese food could even be spicier.
@@laurieannedell1063 hahahaha, nah sure we Mexicans like spicy food but it does not compair to the horrors of east Asian food
I once had these hot wings from an Indian restaurant our teacher brought them for cooking class and told us they really spicy so unless you like spice dont try em well all us being dumb teens we took it as a challage
God we were idiots just a tiny nibble and I was drooling out all my saliva from how spicy it was one guy dunked his head into one of the sinks unfortunately water mad either worse XD she gave us 🍫 and 🥛 to help out it taught me my lesson on thinking I was tough I was wrong
@@velvetdarksoul8741 Mexican Food is more about Jalapenos, red chilis, and Serrano peppers... none of those really top 40,000 on the scoville scale (dont get me wrong, if your not used to it, 40k will blow you away.) But Chinese food is all about Curry spices, and those can range into the 100k range.
just came to ask if some Mexican Americans could please start a thrash metal band called "Seasoned Mexican".
Too bad the OP don't describe the customer's race though...
Customer: I want it EXTRA spicy.
Employee: Alright, I’ll make it *EXTRA* spicy.
Customer: **gangsta’s paradise choir bit**
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Spittin’ facts, thooo
i can hear it in my head
Give him the MISSISSIPI QUEEN!
I believe the anime Food Wars/Shokugeki no Soma has an INCREDIBLE soundtrack for this sort of moment of tasting something incredible.
" super drunk guy spicy Pizza" happened at my dads work place as a teen to some dude (not drunk) came in 3 minutes before closing and ordered a jalapeno pepper Pizza. My dad and his work frinds dunked all of it even the dough in the jalapeno juice and stuffed (yes before stuffed crust where a thing) the crust with jalapenos. My dad says the guy ate one piece there and got up to refill his large drink 8 times. He came back the next day and said it was the best pizza he ever had.
Mmmm I’m gonna do that too!
Azet Doodsengel well they “marinated” the cheese before putting it in the oven. So I’m sure it wasn’t moist after cooking.
sounds amazing.
Me wanna eat it
Well, Jalapeno's aren't really spicy as in scolding hot, but rather of the "slightly hotter than mustard" type. They aren't even 50% as hot as lemon drops, and those are still considered vegetables by people who actually like to eat hot peppers.
Jalapeno's are 10k scovil at best, lemon drops are 25-50k.
For reference: Carolina reapers are in the millions of scovils. So you can't make really hot pizza with Jalapenos. It will be too much for people who can't eat spicy food at all, but otherwise pretty manageable, even for people who only like to eat spicy occasionally ...
I feel like sharing my anti-give-me-your-spiciest story. I was around 12 at the time and just starting to be allowed to try spicy food. We went to a wing spot and I ordered a medium sauce on my wings, nothing special but the first time eating at this restaurant. Waitress brings out our food and I dig in, about 1/4 of the way through I think “huh this is spicy but good”, 1/2 the way through my nose is running and I’ve gone through two sodas but I’m still eating, 3/4 of the way through and the waitress comes out horrified.
“I’m so sorry. These were for the table next to yours, they’re extra hot, we got them mixed up, are you ok??”
I was fine and actually finished them but the entire rest of the meal the waitress kept staring at me like I’d grown a second head, a tiny 12 year old girl with a runny nose smiling as she gorged herself on their second spiciest sauce. Luckily it was enough for my mom to start allowing me free reign over the sauce menus after that.
The spicier the better after that...at least until I turned 17-18 and started having stomach problems, I can still take the heat but I feel like crap for 2-3 days afterwards with super spicy food
that's sick mate have a good day
Yikes!!! That's like being sunburned on a daily basis and then getting skin cancer. You can still go out, but can't stay out long.
guy: „I WANT THE SPICIEST CHICKEN CURRY!“
oh no
drunk guy: „I want the hottest, spiciest pizza you can make“
oh god no
Drunk people, fat and spice never mix. Pizza has cheese, cheese clogs up your stomach (i.e. takes longer to digest, so slows stuff down). Spice tries to tear out your asshole the second it goes in. And when you're drunk, you don't know your limits. So a drunk guy with spicy food WILL shit himself.
Question, is curry normally super spicy? I never had curry.
@@Twinklethefox9022 Depends on the type and how much you use. Red curry is hotter than green and green is hotter than yellow. Japanese curry is generally not very spicy at all and the typical "Swedish" curry is more colour than taste.
TheBritishWolf once I heard that this drunk man wanted something spicy. I instantly became religious again and prayed for his toilet
@@WolfyFancyLads apparently he enjoyed it thought
OP: *Is four minutes late*
Boss: *Proceeds to lecture OP for 20 minutes*
OP: *Proceeds to take a break as it isn't his time to work yet*
Boss: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
I'm so glad my job isn't like that
15 years ago I had a job where if I came in 5-10 mins late they didn't bat an eye, because I always worked 10-15mins after my scheduled end-time so it evened out.
A colleague on the other hand would get scolded for being late since he always left on his scheduled time even if there was still work to do.
I worked at a place even if you were a minute late they'd mark you down 4 hours late
@@jennifert8542 o_O
That's stupid, by that logic they'd be down an employee for 4 hours..
I grew up eating spicy food and always thought Chinese food wasn't too spicy. That was until I went to China and ate real Szechuan food.🔥🔥🔥🔥
here in Singapore mala hotpot is quite popular. Idk how but it is addictive.
The way RSLASH described the wasting of time is brilliant and so accurate. 4 minutes of lost productivity? I'm gonna waste another 40 to lecture you about it.
At 1:30 when it says Karen started spitting fire , I cant help but imagine Karen rapping at the bar girl
Slowly and slowly, we’re hearing more about RSLASH’s wife. I want to meet her!
S I M P
@@ebix3918 how is he a simp?
Gabriel Katz I don’t think you know what a simp is
@@ebix3918 B I T C H
Gabriel Katz bro do you know what’s a simp is?
“Hello, welcome to unnamed pizza place, how may I help you?”
“I’ll have a two super drunk guy spicy pizzas and a coke.”
There's a sub shop downtown here that I used to go to for lunch, before my office moved to a new building. I'd punctuate every order with "And an angry fistful of jalapenos please." After a few times coming in there was a new girl behind the counter, and the moment I said "angry fistful of jalapenos" she lit up like she'd just met a celebrity, and was all "You're the angry fistful of jalapenos guy! Everyone talks about you!" I...guess that was flattering? lol
"Grandma's Rules" sounds like a good idea in concept, but my Grandma is a teetotaler, so just entering or drinking at a bar would probably offend her.
Then you have those grandmas who use the fact that they are old and no longer care and get out all the misbehaviour they have repressed in their youth.
2:14 "chinese people can't make spicy food"
Yeah bro try telling that to the native chinese ppl and they'll laugh, you don't even know how spicy their food can get.
I'll gladly take that dude on a tour to all the hot restaurants in Chongqing
Obviously the man has never actually heard of any middle eastern food 😂
I watch a Chinese cooking channel and I've never seen so much chilis and peppers in dishes. Every dish! And they use the whole thing, never removing the pith and ribs. The idea that Chinese people don't do spicy is ridiculous.
Japanese food has no spice at all. The only spicy thing is wasabi haha
Yeah I made the mistake of telling them "make it extra hot" at a real Chinese place once... they don't play, and it will fuck your night up.
You could tell how much Rslash loves his wife, everytime he gets a chance he talks about her.
I find it really cool that your significant other is Chinese and that you've been to China several times! It's good to experience the culture and food there. :)
I was so jealous I really want a Chinese Korean Japanese tbh any Asian why
@@jokerkxng6305 right uh okay
@@jokerkxng6305 what about indians, bangladeshis, pakistanis and afghans?
@@HeHe-ko3wr because thats what they thought of first...
If a CB or an EM/ED demanded the spiciest food we got, (I don’t have a job, this is what I’d do if I had one in this scenario) I’d go to the kitchen, grab the hottest sauce, and say to myself, “How many drops of the hottest sauce? Yes.”
If they said that to me I would bring out everything spicy we had and put it in a blender and add it to whatever they were ordering. It would hurt
Just throw in the bottle, glass and all
Kinda sad that you need to be insulted to actually do something~
Attention to everyone: if you're going to eat something extremely spicy, milk is actually not the best counter. Get a bunch of lime/lemon juice and cram it with as much sugar as it will hold. Then take peanut butter, heat it until it's fairly stirable, then add it to the concoction and refrigerate. It's amazing for spices. I don't understand the reason, but it's a family thing, and it works SO much better than milk
Best I can understand, the lemon/lime juice is most of the work, as capsaicin (the spicy chemical) is a base, and so the acidic juice cancels it out. The sugar and peanut butter are probably just to make sure it's palatable, and the peanut butter also probably doubles as an emulsifier to keep it all held together.
Too bad, I'm allergic to peanuts.
3:07 at least he admitted it was too much. Many of wouldn't have done that. I would say he's a nice but overconfident person
HE IS MARRIED
wow that’s so cool, very happy for you m8
Hes mentioned hes married awhile back
@@bobbyxsoxer not everyone watches every videos....
@@bobbyxsoxer I didn't know he was married either and I've been watching his vids for about a year
@@DangerNoodle815 but he mentions his wife alot even when he was sponsoring recon he mentioned her
@@riftwalk2546 maybe they should
Good morning everyone, who else listens before work ?
I try to
I do after work I get off at 7 am, Hope everyone has a good day as well
Yeah before I work on my xbox
I listen before playing video games
I gotta work in 30 minutes
3:12
RSlash stalkers: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
The spicy curry story had me laughing, mainly because I can handle extreme heat myself (I eat The Last Dab sauce from Hot Ones like its water)
So seeing someone regret saying extra spicy is pretty amusing to me
At the end where it’s about the 1 task that he can do, I just see 9 idiots trying to do the among us card swipe
Ha, just when you said “I was out to my desk at about 9:02,” I was looking over at my alarm clock. It said 9:02. Sleepy me actually audibly lol’ed 😂
And yes, Chinese food can be pretty damn spicy. My dad is Chinese, my mom is white. She’s grown to like spicier stuff over the years, but in the 30 years they’ve been married, she still can’t handle what my family considers “tame”.
Illuminati confirmed. I hope you lined your walls with tin foil so they can't read your thoughts.
James Miller just finished with the upstairs. Running to Costco to buy their whole stock of foil to finish the whole house, crawl space and all. Can’t be too careful...
@@jessiealexander3515 Now you're on the trolley! !
Thumbnail: Look up "Kid swallows a ghost pepper".
My 16 year old brother ate a Carolina Reaper whole recently. He said it would have tasted better with pizza.
@@odd-eyes9463 Did he make a deal with the devil?
@@rclc3655 No. Just has a really good heat tolerance.
@@odd-eyes9463 *The Devil.*
The hero
Listening to your voice while drawing is surprisingly relaxing
Exactly! It’s basically a podcast so you don’t get bored while doing art but you also don’t get distracted!
Lol I'm doing the same thing right now! I love listening to him while I draw.
Exactly I listen to him while playing Warzone 😂
Agreed!
Me too i love listening to rslash whilst drawing
Assuming they're talking about pickled jalapeños, that juice is stuff I'd use to make cocktails lol. That spicy pizza sounds DELICIOUS
random joke:
me just enjoying my baby back ribs:
everyone else at the abortion clinic: 👁👄👁
Hol up
Bug-In-My-Beverage lmao.
Abby from wii sports
Lol
I was gonna make a joke about a dead baby but I’ll abort 🤭
Sayara Sansuly
*mmmmm mcdonald food*
Other people eating spicy food: wow thats hot! I like it!
Me: Same!
On the inside: *intense fire breathing noises*
You: *Intense Fire breathing noises*
Me: haha spicy food go *eat*
You think that's bad? My body isn't very happy getting spicy food....
And my husband's entire family LOVE spicy food more than India. ._.
The story of the guy being 4 minutes late getting a lecture for 20 minutes reminded me of English class in school where I was 2 seconds late together with 5 other classmates and the teacher wanted me to apologize for being late. I didn't do it and the teacher wasted at least 2 minutes until someone said "Just let it go. He wouldn't apologize." and frankly yeah I wouldn't for being 1 or 2 seconds late. To stop everything demanding an apology is always stupid.
Imagine walking into a pizza restaurant, looking at the menu and seeing "Super Drunk guy Spicy Pizza." Lol
I want to hear Him Say: Chinese people can make good spicy food, cheap takeout restaurants cant.
I don’t get it why?
Is that true? I never ordered anything spicy since, a slice of jalapeno is too spicy for me
The takeout in my town makes amazingly spicy orange chicken
@@geraldblack7800 I think the idea is that takeout places aren't in the business of gourmet or some type of high cultural exchange. So they wouldn't prioritize authenticity but pander to market demand with the tastes that their clientele is comfortable with and expects.
My depression when I'm listening to rSlash: Adios
Me when I’m listening to another CZcamsr and rSlash uploads:
Adios
True, I just sit here and listin.
I hope you feel better soon
@@Twinklethefox9022 Thanks :)
WhY iS iT sPiCeY. That’s all I thought about while listening to those stories 😂
5:32 I laughed my ass off when I read this
"Super Dunk Guy Spicy" sounds like something that would be a frigging ghost pepper sauce
That must have been some hangover cure for a pizza.
I think malicious compliance is my favorite sub-reddit. It's like a combination of petty revenge and choosing beggers.
You had me at marinated the cheese. I would have loved to eat that.
And from all of this we learn to never mess with the good employees.
Whoa, my forest seems brighter when I play Rslash.
How are you everywhere
Get the lorax over here
Am I having Deja Vu or somethin'?
I remember seeing you from another video... 🤔
Seeing your profile reminds me of needing to see treelaw videos
@@Qibli154 I am the lorax I speak for the tress
5:25 😂😂 drunk guy loved the extra extra spicy pizza
theres an annual event in my area and ive gotten to know the organizers and even helped out a few times (i get free drinks and food for helping out so nice)
now one of the organizers makes their own chili sauce, really nice stuff and he makes it for anyone else that is willing to buy the procure the ingredients, you choose the heat
at one point i asked why he didnt have his sauce wasnt with the other sauces for the vors rolls (think "barbeque" south african hotdog that puts all other hotdogs to shame)
he told me that it become to troublesome to put the really hot stuff out because this would often happen
lady: "id like a vors roll please"
worker: "thatll be 20 rand, we have sauces here for you to use"
lady: "what sauces"
worker: "tomato, mustard, chili sauce mild and hot"
lady: "ill take the hottest one"
worker: "their right here its self serve but i warn you the hot sauce is very hot"
lady: "thats ok my husband likes hot things *proceeds to dump a bunch of chili sauce made from raw chilis with the seeds* "
*5 minutes later*
lady after storming back: "why didnt you tell me they were hot!!!! now my husband is angry with me!!!!"
advice to all when you hear someone say hot, stop and ask "how hot is hot", it will save you a LOT of trouble
No it won't as long that either of the 2 people has no understanding of heat it's useless~
I already had restaurants sign me a declaration of consent, for a sauce I'd consider ketchup, and also for the Source(7.1 mio scoville).
I've told tons of restaurant/bistro owners to try to burn me... most of 'em don't even try~
And some of them already start sweating themselves when the shake the chili powder more than once~
And most of them have no idea what Scoville even means~
But when I asked nicely for EXTRA HOT, most of them did add like a single slice of Jalapeno more at most~
And sometimes I wish I could be as frank as some of the people in these stories, that finally get what the wished for, only after being douchebags...
Why does only douchebags get served what they want?
Why are nice guys not allowed to get hot food?
2:06 - that is SO ironic, and I burst out laughing. Like rSlash said, chinese people DO know how to make spicy food.
Fun fact about “extra spicy” the hottest pepper is called pepper X, it is so hot that it is in-eatable as it would leave your mouth, through, stomach, and intestines blistered.
@David Reads lemme know how that goes for ya lol
@David Reads You'd need to add atleast Water to your ingredients, otherwise it will just be a powder...
I never realized before how lucky I was to be able to clock into work 10-15min early and actually get paid for the time I worked. It sounds so simple and easy, but after hearing all these stories about how insane employers are about clocking in and out, I guess it's not.
8 year olds trying to impress their crush after eating a hot Cheetos with 2 cups of milk instead of three
Super Drunk Guy is such a wholesome dude. First impressions can often mislead.
Rslash reading these stories out to me makes me want to go out during quarantine and meet some of these Karens
Im bored
Can some Karen kindly reply to this comment with the most bizarre demands (imagine Im a McDonald employee)
PWEEEEAAAASSSE? 🥺🥺
I'm going to send in one of my doggo Karens
Give me your kneecaps. GIVE ME YOUR DAMN KNEECAPS!!
Here I am! Mega Karen, happy to oblige.
Now, where's my order? I called an hour ago and your people still aren't here yet.
Hey do you remember me? I was at McDonald's at exactly jan 3rd 4:32pm 2016 you REFUSED to serve me all because I didn't have my credit card do you know how much stress I go through? Being a single mom with a husband with 8 kids and And 12 pets plus I just order some nuggets, coke, burgers, happy meals, fries and icecream it's only just a few dollars surely somebody with COMPASSION would give to me for free but noooo you just HAVE to be SOOOO selfish to a customer don't you know that THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT and I must also add that i waited for my food for 10 MINUTES if this how you treat everyone then I SHUT DOWN YOUR RESTURANT I tried to speak to your manager but he told me to leave how rude I'll be posting this on Facebook and giving you a 1 star review to show everyone what a TERRIBLE person you are I hope you get FIRED
-karen
I know I just walked in twenty seconds ago, but your service is *terrible*! I've been sitting at this table for 20 minutes and a server hasn't taken my order! What the hell is this? I want to speak to your *manager*!
That first one was so simple yet effective turning the "Grandma rule" on her due to actual grabdparent being the landlord
"Chinese people can't make spicy food worth a damn." Apparently this person has never heard of Sichuan.
*pukes in spicy*
Sichuan isn't even the spiciest region.
oh god no.
there’s a famous song in so chun’an that goes like la mei zi la,mei zi la,mei zi la,mei zi la, on LOOP. it’s tuck in my head. it roughly translates to spicy little sisters spicy, spicy little sisters spicy, spicy little sisters spicy, spicy little sisters spicy. not the other spicy, just the taste
I love when a malicious compliance story about spicy food ends in "AND THIS WEIRDO ASKED FOR IT AGAIN!" because it is a moment where the person apparently articulated exactly what they wanted, I suspect the spite only makes the food spicier
idk why people think that chinese people don’t do spicy stuff, my history teacher had taught in china for awhile and i don’t remember exactly what she had said was for breakfast at the school every morning but there was this very spicy sauce stuff that even the preschool aged kids would have a laddle full of on their food and even by the end of the school year my teacher could barely have half a laddle full, so yeah, chinese people can definitely do spicy
I will never know where that came from. I live in Korea, and since our country is right next to China, our culture was influenced rather heavily by that of Chinese; I couldn't eat a majority of dishes as a child(I had a rather sensitive oral area). I still can't take spicy Chinese food.
아리 i think it comes from american chinese food, you know the stuff that’s barely like chinese food at all, most of the american chinese food isn’t spicy, probably because most americans couldn’t handle real chinese food lol
@@anarchy6304 Ah, that could be it. I remember being all 'tf is this' in an american chinese restaurant a few years ago. I ordered exactly what I ordered at Chinese restaurants in Korea, and the food that came out was... surprising, to say the least
@@Asteri0519 There are a few of us Americans that like spice and get disappointed themselves with are restaurants to. You have to special order it if you want it spiced.
Heard about this new guy at a corporate job that CC'd something like the CEO to make the technical team go faster. His colleagues told him to not it off, so he went to AITA to see if he was in the wrong. AITA told him to knock it off, as it would damage his corporate career. I can't imagine Mr. S is enjoying a fruitful career with his CC'd ALL the managers.
The only thing that makes me happy is rslash
"Chinese people dont know how to make food spicy"
wasabi: am i a joke to you?
wasabi is... japanese
My guy......wasabi is Japanese...🤦🏽♀️
r/facepalm
Todays Topic: How to out yourself as a culinary racist~
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I got it from his discord
Mattias Geary no you didnt
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Imagine the "Super Drunk Guy Spicy Pizza" got updated by them adding Carolina reapers in it
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also youtube: *doesn't show any comments
according to youtube, im the first comment, i think otherwise
Welp, youtube is officially high
I really like how some of these end up with the customer really liking their food after the malicious compliance
They get what they asked for and they actually enjoyed it
I was listening to RSlash's old videos while getting ready for something important and I saw this... I mean, its RSlash, can you blame me?
I did that in a Mexican restaurant, "Make we cry." Truth be told I did not cry, I also did not taste anything after the first bite. The next day, after, I resolved never to challenge people that know how to make you cry again. It was two plus days before that meal was behind me.
Wait a minute
HES MARRIED!?
"Grandma (landlord) thinks you're a b-word and wants you to leave." Plot twist: the landlord actually _is_ OP's grandma.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Random Kevin: Chinese people can't make spicy foor worth a damm.
**Meanwhile in the Animeverse**
Kuga Terunori: **gets the whip**
**Meanwhile in our universe**
People of Sichuan: Let's make boy suffer.
Kuga was the first person I thought of.
That drunk guy that really liked the super spicy drunk guy pizza:
It can't be malicious, if it tastes so delicious.
Just commenting to help with the CZcams algorithm
I make videos too
The hilarious moment where I'm listening to this as I walk into my room and Blair's Ultra Deathsauce is mentioned and I look at the bottle I have on my counter KNOWING what this got got himself into
rSlash can I make a request? I just got braces and I’m suffering. Adult braces suck and I can’t imagine childhood braces.
as someone who has braces I can confirm that they are a pain in the ass for the first few weeks especially since you cant eat hard foods and most of my favorite foods are hard foods and don't forget your teeth are sore as hell when you get them.
Easiest cc, what did you eat for the first 2 weeks? I ate mashed potatoes and grits practically all week.
@@Lovely-love- mashed potatoes and corn. Lots and lots of corn.
I had braces about 2 years ago as a kid. They were pretty bad, but not as bad as most people. After like a month they just became normal and I ate normal food. But I did eat a lot of soft serve ice cream and crushed up hamburgers lol
Bryson Kuhn my family made chicken fajitas the other day. I have to eat with a fork instead of a tortilla shell. 🦷💢
I'm Mexican and I love Chinese people not only know how to make spicy food. They know how to make spicy food tastes good
6 seconds ago
I got 14
I got 45
Well to be honest from the moment he said the cook decided to marinate cheese in jalapeno's juice i knew that was gonna be a good pizza, give that extra spiciness to the cheese *drool* :')
The first one had a plot twist i did not see coming lmao
LOL I use to go to a Chinese restaurant near my old home (15years ago) One time I ordered a spiced up meal and told them make it hot as possible, they did. I broke out in a sweat before the first bite. It was awesome, they literately stood there watching as I drank about 10 glasses of water and enjoyed the best meal ever.
#1 had a plot twist 😂😂😂
Also, for super hot jalapeño pizza, they forgot to put some of that super spicy jalapeño juice in the pizza sauce… that would’ve been perfection ✨✨✨
My mom can’t do spicy food at all and this one time she was a tad extra blonde spilled hot sauce on a bag and licked it! Her face went red so fast as I was trying to contain my laughter and give her tea to help
That blokes who ordered the extra spicy curry and the pizza sound like a cool dudes ngl
that drunk pizza story made me laugh, wasnt expecting it. Wholesome shit
This is the first Malicious Compliance story that's I've ever heard, where the compliance to some rude drunk guy's pizza probably became a popular pizza order in that whole pizza place!
Can you imagine having to explain what the "super drunk guy spicy Pizza" entails? Like. "So..... What is one the SDGSP?!" "Well it's basically the normal spicy Pizza but we dunk the mozzarella in the jalapeno juices before we cook it."
😂 “ proper pissed off”......
Please do the angry Marine mom tigermomming about his pin. It is a work of art. Please
"Super Drunk Guy spicy pizza" sounds pretty good tbh
When I was in China a few years back I developed a newfound love of eggplant... it was the only thing you could count on at every meal to not be hellfire-grade spicy...
So do u want 98 ghost peppers with that sir?
Adult: yes waiter.
And that was the last we ever saw of him....
He died later that night
9:27 I love the way rslash said no
These are the only things I look forward to seeing in my day anymore. Besides new episode of an anime I’m watching though.
I always ask for stuff extra extra spicy, but even I know that Asian and Indian spicy is a whole nother level. When he said Chinese people don't know spicy, he literally dug his own grave
that first one was the biggest plot twist ever, beautiful, really
Maybe death-inducing spicy curry is the key to drinking an entire gallon of milk without puking any of it out.
I knew a guy who said that he could eat whole habanero peppers and not even break a sweat. So i went and but grocery store "sushi" with the complimentary wasabi and soy sauce. I told him to try a piece with some wasabi. He said that it was nothing. So i said dip in the soy sauce before putting wasabi on it. He screamed from the heat and never bragged about how much heat he can handle.
The last story.. thats some top level idiocy from a "team leader" or from anyone
in the pharmacy, amoxicillin is a very common med for little kids - ya know, the classic bubble gum pink stuff. Well what a lot of people dont know is that a pharmacy can change a flavor of a liquid medication (most of the time). The manufacturer we carried came as bubble gum flavor. a mom asked for it to be bubble gum to which i told her it came that was so she was all set. she said no, i would like you to add more, in fact do it twice. So by the end this med had 3 times as much bubble gum flavoring as it was suppose to have. The smell of this bottle made me and my co workers want to vomit. I thought for sure the kid would never take this. Mom came in a couple days later and said it was perfect and her kid didnt fight it at all.
I cant imagine what is wrong with that kids taste buds
I listen to these all day from 8 to 430 at work. I work at our local humane society and i swear this is the only thing that gets me through the day here 🖤🖤
I like how instead of them being angry at the op, some of them either take it in stride or just admit that they were wrong.
The Chinese spicy food reminds me of the time I went to a Thai restaurant and asked for the Pad Thai "Thai Spicy"(One level above extra spicy), And man oh man, I ended up crying my eyes out at the restaurant. The owner was like "I told you" XDD