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  • čas přidán 11. 10. 2022
  • Indian SLANDER most accurate and REAL!!
    Watch this NOW to learn the hugely IMPORTANT differences between Indians and Native Americans!!!
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    #india #meme

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  • @Geopoldd
    @Geopoldd  Před rokem +2152

    Thanks so much for 50k guys. Will be uploading more often once I get home in 12 days (I am in the Balkans currently)

  • @drip_monke2542
    @drip_monke2542 Před rokem +5469

    Columbus : Y r u indian?
    Native Americans : who says i'm indian?
    Columbus : U r indian.

  • @kishlayjha5434
    @kishlayjha5434 Před rokem +2762

    Indians are called Indians cuz they originate from India
    Native Americans are called Indians cuz some Spanish dude thought that he arrived in India when he was actually in North America

    • @quidam_surprise
      @quidam_surprise Před rokem +136

      He didn't even went in North America either...

    • @johanlibert2481
      @johanlibert2481 Před rokem +339

      Columbus was so high that moment

    • @felipeii7466
      @felipeii7466 Před 11 měsíci +38

      They were called Indians because they inhabited the West Indies

    • @francescof.9290
      @francescof.9290 Před 11 měsíci +18

      North America wasnt a thing when Cristopher Columbus arrived lol

    • @shellbmgo1310
      @shellbmgo1310 Před 11 měsíci +81

      @@felipeii7466 why they called west indies

  • @astifkhan4948
    @astifkhan4948 Před rokem +920

    As a half indian/half native Indian I'm proud of my Bolivian Ancestry

  • @jester0015
    @jester0015 Před 9 měsíci +308

    1:18 Never thought I'd see my culture so easily simplified 😂

    • @mm-yq5dt
      @mm-yq5dt Před 9 měsíci +51

      We Filipinos feel the same... in coconut.

    • @johnsherfey3675
      @johnsherfey3675 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Only problem, pueblos exist.

  • @OMwas
    @OMwas Před rokem +14145

    Fun Fact: India is closer to mumbai than Namibia is to Mumbai.

  • @techguy2357
    @techguy2357 Před rokem +4400

    Indians really beat Indians this time

    • @GaemingStudios
      @GaemingStudios Před rokem +413

      I think indians are better but thats my opinion

    • @triangulumgalaxy1782
      @triangulumgalaxy1782 Před rokem +312

      @@GaemingStudios I personally think Indians are better

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect Před rokem +230

      @@triangulumgalaxy1782
      Hmm.. Everyone entitled to their opinion, but I personally feel Indians' are best.

    • @triangulumgalaxy1782
      @triangulumgalaxy1782 Před rokem +34

      @@residentelect True

    • @syndrome9000
      @syndrome9000 Před rokem +96

      @@residentelect indeed.. but you cannot ignore the facts that Indians did really good this year

  • @alexis8500
    @alexis8500 Před rokem +494

    Showed this to my Native American father, he chuckled.
    That’s the most I’ve ever heard him laugh

    • @erikramirez5883
      @erikramirez5883 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Si tu padre es nativo, tu mamá es blanca?

    • @alexis8500
      @alexis8500 Před 11 měsíci +14

      @@erikramirez5883 Si

    • @erikramirez5883
      @erikramirez5883 Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@alexis8500 es genial :D lamentablemente no es común que se dé esa clase de mezcla, bueno, hasta donde sé

    • @erikramirez5883
      @erikramirez5883 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Pero me alegra ver casos donde si pasa

    • @AwesomeHairo
      @AwesomeHairo Před 6 měsíci

      Misuse of a comma.

  • @harshbhojak2026
    @harshbhojak2026 Před rokem +124

    Native American Food: "🐂"
    Native American Clothes: "🐂"
    Native American Shelter: "🐂"
    Native American Tools: "🐂"
    Native American Religion: "🐂"
    Native American
    Everything Else: "🐂"
    """🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂"""
    Enough Wikipedia for today.....

    • @yudhistirs
      @yudhistirs Před 4 dny

      FYI : Both are the same, their culture is same, their Gods are the same, just that everybody forgot this. Before colonization and christianity, the entire world was one and the same.

  • @thonk5257
    @thonk5257 Před rokem +4565

    I love how a British person is comparing them 💀💀💀

    • @7kAndyy
      @7kAndyy Před rokem +81

      I thought he was swedish

    • @triangulumgalaxy1782
      @triangulumgalaxy1782 Před rokem +405

      @@7kAndyy A half Brit and Swedish

    • @raclark2730
      @raclark2730 Před rokem +19

      Sweden had a empire but the were just not a proficient as others. Just like the internal empires of India and the Americas are somehow not also the same thing. 🤔

    • @Abhishek_Nandan_Upadhyay
      @Abhishek_Nandan_Upadhyay Před rokem +27

      Which has no sense at all.

    • @SilvercraftStudio
      @SilvercraftStudio Před rokem +175

      Please censor the B word my kids use this app

  • @perryperry7257
    @perryperry7257 Před rokem +2339

    "As an Indian I can confirm that I'm an Indian."
    - an Indian

    • @zura24256
      @zura24256 Před rokem +108

      "As an Indian I can confirm that I'm an Indian."
      - an Indian
      -an indian

    • @its999wrld4
      @its999wrld4 Před rokem +15

      Where there is a goal there is hole
      I can confirm im an indian too - an indian

    • @avykn
      @avykn Před rokem +55

      "As a non Indian, I cannot confirm that I'm Indian"
      - an Indonesian.

    • @HinduPAGANcowpissdrinkerRAKESH
      @HinduPAGANcowpissdrinkerRAKESH Před rokem

      An indian 🇮🇳will claim everything for free food

    • @entertainmentofficer6197
      @entertainmentofficer6197 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@avyknWhat do u mean are u indian Or indonesian

  • @Rajalakshmi-oz8ol
    @Rajalakshmi-oz8ol Před rokem +869

    As an Indian (India from Asia)
    I love Native American music
    It's pleasing to the ears and their musical instruments are great

    • @JackRyan8962
      @JackRyan8962 Před rokem +54

      It's just goes like "haiya haiya haiya "and so Chad

    • @Rajalakshmi-oz8ol
      @Rajalakshmi-oz8ol Před rokem +29

      @@JackRyan8962 it's amazing music if you listen

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Před rokem +30

      Same with Indian music (India from Asia).
      Such unique instruments and sounds, and I love all the variety in the music, as there's so many different kinds of music in every part of India.

    • @findit.12
      @findit.12 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@JackRyan8962she/he just want cloud speaking rubbish over a rubbish video

    • @AwesomeHairo
      @AwesomeHairo Před 6 měsíci

      Native American*

  • @Uttam_Kumar_Jana
    @Uttam_Kumar_Jana Před 11 měsíci +184

    I fucking love how stereotypical ,uncomfortable at the same time enjoyable all humour can be. I love humour man.. its such a dual emotion invoking type of experience 🥂✨.

    • @verceti
      @verceti Před 9 měsíci +3

      I don't see any stereotypes in this

    • @Infinitesimally_Big
      @Infinitesimally_Big Před 9 měsíci +8

      ​@@vercetiThe music, imagery

    • @Thatsleepyguy123
      @Thatsleepyguy123 Před 6 měsíci

      @@AnmolMishra946 what?😂🤣 I’m guessing you are being sarcastic

    • @Thatsleepyguy123
      @Thatsleepyguy123 Před 6 měsíci

      @@AnmolMishra946 nah tbh your economy is poor compared to your population. China is decades ahead of India in everything . Also your GDP per capita is similar to 3rd world African nations.
      With all due respect, countries like Germany who are smaller in area and have lower populations still beat you guys at economy, safety, human rights, minority rights , standard of living, hygiene etc.
      You people need to get out of your delusion. Of course there are rich Indians no doubt , but in general the Indian stereotypes are very much true. Vast majority of Indians lead shitty middle class lives and want to leave the country. There is a reason that Indians are the number 1 immigrants being accepted into countries like US, Canada, Australia etc.
      These are all facts which u cannot deny.
      Your country isn’t great at all… nor are you better than most of the humans in this world.
      Get out of your delusion please!

    • @AR7XNA
      @AR7XNA Před 5 dny

      ​@@AnmolMishra946 real you could say this about lower middle class .

  • @tejana11aa
    @tejana11aa Před rokem +5411

    as an 🇮🇳 Indian living in America… it gets very awkward when the teacher mentions the 🇺🇸 indians and everyone in the class stares at me lol…

    • @rlucasxo
      @rlucasxo Před rokem +168

      Bro i stg man 😂😂

    • @indpal5263
      @indpal5263 Před rokem +82

      👌😁😁😁😁🇮🇳

    • @adityaunde4134
      @adityaunde4134 Před rokem +306

      I have heard on the internet that Americans have nothing to do with geography. It makes sense now 🙂

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 Před rokem +1

      You know Americans are dumb when they perpetuate a 500-year-old misnomer

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 Před rokem +117

      The best part is that a lot of “Indians” identify more heavily with the term than Native Americans, so unless you’re talking about a specific tribe (in which case they usually tend to prefer being identified as a member of that tribe), they don’t object to the objectively more confusing term.

  • @chirs.a2274
    @chirs.a2274 Před rokem +8759

    As a half Bolivian, half NYC, half Russian, half Brimingham, half Brazilian, half Israeli supporting Palestine, I can confirm that Indians are better than Indians

  • @Bigcheeserecords
    @Bigcheeserecords Před rokem +219

    Proud to be Indian 🇺🇸

  • @redactedcanceledcensored6890

    funny Balkan fact: There is a town in Serbia called Indija (sometimes latinized as India). So now we have Indians from India, Indians from Indija, and "Indians" from America.

    • @devonhaigh6320
      @devonhaigh6320 Před rokem +9

      We have Indians from England i can confirm

    • @sriharshacv7760
      @sriharshacv7760 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I love Balkans, they confuse everyone around them with their bickering but unite when bigger enemies invade them.

  • @karlc.s.9605
    @karlc.s.9605 Před rokem +4873

    As an Alaska Native, I never expected Native people to be a topic in a Geopold video. It was very funny, and can confirm many parts of our culture centers around the animals. Before the Russians brought Russian Orthodoxy to Alaska, a common godly figure here was the Raven. Raven has some awesome creation stories though.

  • @hughjass8502
    @hughjass8502 Před rokem +892

    As a certified colonizer, I can confirm that indians are certainly more based than indians

  • @subhroroy6848
    @subhroroy6848 Před rokem +60

    As a 33.33% Bolivian ,33.33 % Indian and 33.33% Indian .I can relate to this.

    • @shiftmym9079
      @shiftmym9079 Před 2 měsíci +2

      But what is your 0.01 percent then?

    • @therelaxlead676
      @therelaxlead676 Před 12 dny +4

      @@shiftmym9079 Pakistani

    • @user-fl2ss1hg8n
      @user-fl2ss1hg8n Před 11 dny

      ​@@therelaxlead676omg 😂

    • @yudhistirs
      @yudhistirs Před 4 dny

      FYI : Both are the same, their culture is same, their Gods are the same, just that everybody forgot this. Before colonization and christianity, the entire world was one and the same.

    • @therelaxlead676
      @therelaxlead676 Před 4 dny

      @@yudhistirs Gods are not same , never were -One was an aboriginal tribal set of people , the other was constituent of a great civilization- The Indis Valley Civilization

  • @thingl7859
    @thingl7859 Před rokem +70

    as a cherokee 1:18 this part made me die of laughter

    • @ImperiumRomanum476
      @ImperiumRomanum476 Před 4 měsíci

      Fr lmao
      It's even funnier when you realise we're from Georgia

    • @Nagvanshieus
      @Nagvanshieus Před 2 měsíci

      As a chikhaldarawasi this part made me die of laughter too.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před 7 dny

      Bye Son

  • @durgango123
    @durgango123 Před rokem +525

    Imagine being so based that a dude was trying to find your country instead he found out a wrong place and then thinks it is India and named all Native Americans "Indians" in one breath.

    • @ddr8570
      @ddr8570 Před rokem +69

      Based + w + Chad + the best country india fr 💯💯🗿🔥

    • @astifkhan4948
      @astifkhan4948 Před rokem

      America is now part of akhand bharat

    • @blackatom4957
      @blackatom4957 Před rokem +84

      But we are Americans
      Le Columbus: You are Indian, you don't know you are Indian, but infact you are.

    • @ddr8570
      @ddr8570 Před rokem +23

      @Doctah History keep crying

    • @akkunair9392
      @akkunair9392 Před rokem

      @Doctah History this is a meme video anyways who gives a shit? everyone here just to enjoy the jokes not have some legitimate shitflinging contest my guy

  • @karnatakaball
    @karnatakaball Před rokem +390

    As an Indian, I can confirm I live in a WhatsApp house

  • @FlabbyTabby
    @FlabbyTabby Před rokem +8

    White people were so besotted with India, they sailed west and named all sorts of people and countries as Indians.

    • @le_meme_man8983
      @le_meme_man8983 Před rokem +1

      They named that because they THOUGHT they were in asia

    • @havana80
      @havana80 Před rokem +1

      Nah they just thought they looked like indians, and trust me, that is not a good thing

    • @yudhistirs
      @yudhistirs Před 4 dny

      FYI : Both are the same, their culture is same, their Gods are the same, just that everybody forgot this. Before colonization and christianity, the entire world was one and the same.

  • @Anacondasreejith
    @Anacondasreejith Před rokem +26

    South Indian cooking channels > North Indian tech channels 💯

    • @Emp31
      @Emp31 Před rokem +11

      Me when I'm in a cooking competition and my opponent named அல்பேனியர்கள் உண்மையானவர்கள் அல்ல cooks கொசோவோ செர்பியாவின் ஒரு பகுதி from his 10 trillion year old village tradition (he took more time to name his dish than to cook it 🧐🧐🤯🤯)

    • @dhruvtyagi7351
      @dhruvtyagi7351 Před 7 měsíci +2

      South Indians got cooking channels? 👀

    • @user-nr9jz5cr6v
      @user-nr9jz5cr6v Před 7 měsíci

      As a North indian... YES

    • @studytime825
      @studytime825 Před měsícem

      🤡

  • @springknock7296
    @springknock7296 Před rokem +432

    Average Indian Fan Vs Average Indian Enjoyer

    • @adamantobserver8655
      @adamantobserver8655 Před rokem +3

      Certified as Indian moment

    • @landon8214
      @landon8214 Před rokem

      @@adamantobserver8655 shut up indian!! long live indians!!

    • @binay413963
      @binay413963 Před rokem

      @@ebengis *Indians
      **Indians

    • @binay413963
      @binay413963 Před rokem +9

      @Sjrikk Aryan theory is very very often disproved and proved

    • @NovaYTR1211
      @NovaYTR1211 Před rokem

      @yitzhak shekkelsteingoldmanberg wow comparing irish population to indian population lmao
      Another uneducated fellow fathomlessly accusing indians when he doesn't know anything at all

  • @danielcitty6235
    @danielcitty6235 Před rokem +1538

    I'm a Shawnee person and must say: south Indian food is the best brother. Much respect to our asian Indian counterparts. Thanks for the yoga too! 🤝

    • @olivius8891
      @olivius8891 Před rokem +37

      We in Ohio always remember Tecumseh and the Shawnee Andrew Jackson kicked out. It is sad that basically no Shawnee are in their homelands anymore.

    • @danielcitty6235
      @danielcitty6235 Před rokem +42

      @@olivius8891 we've been coming back slowly! Recently the three Shawnee tribes have been making pilgrimages to Peebles, and some have decided to repatriate altogether. Oklahoma is rough lmao

    • @danielcitty6235
      @danielcitty6235 Před rokem +13

      @भारतीय 🇮🇳 yes sir!

    • @olivius8891
      @olivius8891 Před rokem +6

      @@danielcitty6235 Really? I have not heard of Shawnee coming to Peebles! This is good news!

    • @danielcitty6235
      @danielcitty6235 Před rokem +14

      @@olivius8891 they don't stay there, it's like how Muslims go to Mecca. The way you say snake and the way you say god are the same in Shawnee. The serpent mound in Peebles is like our black stone of mecca, to continue the Muslim analogy 😁
      Those that stay in Ohio usually go to some city

  • @thebasilfromomori
    @thebasilfromomori Před rokem +47

    as a native american i found this funny💀

  • @bopeybef
    @bopeybef Před rokem +36

    these videos despite being memes are honestly really well researched and accurate. makes them even funnier. can confirm south india has the best known food to man and the 97 year old goat in north india still tastes pretty good

  • @epicmansteingaming452
    @epicmansteingaming452 Před rokem +2090

    As a South Indian I can confirm that our food is, in fact, bussin
    Edit: Damn all the North Indians be coping hard. I love you too but try some parotta and chicken curry.

  • @paugarciallorente
    @paugarciallorente Před rokem +767

    Just thinking about the European explorers (who already had commercial and diplomatic connections with India and the rest of Asia) reaching America by mistake, seeing slightly brown guys around and saying "Ah see, we're in India as we said guys"

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Před rokem +83

      Bro really expecting 15th century sailors to be politically correct 💀

    • @paugarciallorente
      @paugarciallorente Před rokem +175

      @@tremendousyeet3467 Nah, its more the fact that even though knew India, their ports and their people, they mistook them with this entirely different ethnicity who would probably dress differently, not recognize these white people and probably react like they just saw a ghost

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Před rokem +71

      @@paugarciallorente Now you're giving them too much credit. despite how limited the times were in terms of sharing knowledge, only a handful can be that professional (or can be bothered enough) to notice what you described. it's not like there was a guideline or training for these things. they just taught you to manage a ship, and the rest of the craft you picked up on your own.

    • @tictac9229
      @tictac9229 Před rokem +51

      Bruh they were too busy carrying smallpox and gold to notice

    • @biswadeeppal980
      @biswadeeppal980 Před rokem +14

      😀🤣🤣🤣🤣most underrated comment ,I always wonder why western nations never made a series out of their American invention /invasion 🥴

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus Před rokem +15

    Whats missing:
    Native American visits India
    Indian visits a Native American reservation

  • @subagya3176
    @subagya3176 Před rokem +15

    1:06 As a Sri lankan i can confirm this is true

  • @maitreyajambhulkar
    @maitreyajambhulkar Před rokem +792

    Love to Native Americans from India. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @flowersinawasteland
      @flowersinawasteland Před rokem +167

      Love to India from a Native American. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @flowersinawasteland
      @flowersinawasteland Před rokem +12

      @Anku exe they’re about 1% of the population

    • @dandei545
      @dandei545 Před rokem

      @GO BLOOD ∙ 7.7B views ∙ 9 seconds ago  theyr mostly at south of the US bc english killed them

    • @samkingofthedank
      @samkingofthedank Před rokem +19

      Thnx bro, blessings to you too.

    • @adityasinghrathore5693
      @adityasinghrathore5693 Před rokem +6

      ​@@flowersinawasteland bro, will you be my friend? At least I can then show off that I have a native American friend. Are you on insta?

  • @jfromstate9983
    @jfromstate9983 Před rokem +145

    For prime Native American real estate you should have put a bunch of casinos

    • @nero.blackstar
      @nero.blackstar Před rokem +12

      True, the Native reserve right where I live has a ban on casinos due to all of the gambling addicts.

  • @alokgoyal8942
    @alokgoyal8942 Před rokem +46

    0:42 i laughed so hard

  • @kunaladhikari5215
    @kunaladhikari5215 Před rokem +10

    Native Americans took the most Ls in history. The British came then slaughtered them once, then the British colonisers took an intermission to fight amongst themselves for a bit after which they started slaughtering them again. And now after all that, native issues are completely ignored and overshadowed by public support of black issues (which is good and all but we can’t forget the natives literally lost EVERYTHING).
    Edit: also I don’t get why we call them Indians when they are unquestionably the most American of the Americans lol.

    • @riclate2013
      @riclate2013 Před rokem

      I mean the issues will come to light eventually, its just we're usually the last ones.

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Their persistence in the face of extermination is a W in my mind

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 Před 16 dny

      ​@@sylph8005you could say that about any country

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 Před 16 dny

      @@kk7420 Sure

  • @triangulumgalaxy1782
    @triangulumgalaxy1782 Před rokem +412

    Mumbai in social media:🏙️
    Mumbai in real life:🏚️

    • @jiban1194
      @jiban1194 Před rokem +162

      It's actually both

    • @BigBoy-vp6lp
      @BigBoy-vp6lp Před rokem +12

      wtf Mumbai is real? 😨

    • @biswadeeppal980
      @biswadeeppal980 Před rokem +66

      Every place in every nation is actually like this ....No such eutopia is there completely cleaned , developed or completely polluted underdeveloped

    • @gustavkirchoff4633
      @gustavkirchoff4633 Před rokem

      @@triangulumgalaxy1782 most? Nope. Most of Mumbai is not poor. What the fuck are you own about, I've lived here for 2 years nigga. It's actually both.

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 Před rokem +22

      Been there. Can confirm. It's both
      Never returning there bruh I'm better off in South India

  • @thanos6346
    @thanos6346 Před rokem +175

    My countrymen really out here like “Bro as a 99.99 percent European American with a sliver of Native in my left big toenail, I agree”

    • @b0leg23
      @b0leg23 Před rokem

      I hate those man
      it kills me when they say "uhhh this music truly takes me back to my ancestors" when they don't even know a word in that language

    • @UnironicMonarchist
      @UnironicMonarchist Před rokem +4

      Literally me >1% indian

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 Před rokem

      So... they're all Elizabeth Warren?

    • @krishangmudaliar2961
      @krishangmudaliar2961 Před rokem

      @@UnironicMonarchist 😂

    • @octozombie-tan
      @octozombie-tan Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@b0leg23To be fair, many indigenous languages in the US are under threat of extinction with only a few elderly speakers left, so it's likely that the natives themselves don't even know what the lyrics are themselves.

  • @unroot3471
    @unroot3471 Před rokem

    Really well documented. I will be using this resource as a reference for my journal publication.

  • @aayushdalal3771
    @aayushdalal3771 Před 7 měsíci +7

    One gained independence , other one's were vanished from their country

  • @residentelect
    @residentelect Před rokem +111

    When I was told there are a lot of Indians in Leicester I got so excited.
    Then I arrived and felt very silly for wearing my cowboy hat, snakeskin boots, and branding a six shooter...

    • @fajaradi1223
      @fajaradi1223 Před rokem +21

      Don't worry buddy...
      Just do a Jai Ho dance, and everyone will be happy

    • @donkeykongcoutryreturns1710
      @donkeykongcoutryreturns1710 Před rokem +3

      Bruh

    • @GITAisBASED
      @GITAisBASED Před rokem

      @@fajaradi1223 Or perhaps just beat them up and chant God is Great in arabic? 🤓

    • @abu8314
      @abu8314 Před rokem +1

      @@Gandalfthewhat probaby from an old movie

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect Před rokem +1

      @@Gandalfthewhat
      I'm ashamed to admit this, but wasn't that Jai Ho-thing something to do with a PussycCat Dolls track from back in the 2000s (cue "aaaaw, heeeeell naaaaw! Soundbite as I type this wallowing in my own shame... )

  • @brunoagostinho5273
    @brunoagostinho5273 Před rokem +227

    ALL right, the bison part killed me in several angles

  • @bruh-bn3ni
    @bruh-bn3ni Před 3 měsíci +9

    both indians try not to take L's throughout history challenge IMPOSSIBLE

  • @ML-xx9kc
    @ML-xx9kc Před 4 měsíci +7

    Native american toilet: Normal Toilet
    Indian Toilet: Ground

    • @rishisaini5269
      @rishisaini5269 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Bro is living in 2005.

    • @ML-xx9kc
      @ML-xx9kc Před 3 měsíci

      Still thirty years ahead of the average indian street shitter. Some of us have been to india and seen how you people live.🤣🤣@@rishisaini5269

    • @Rajusharmal
      @Rajusharmal Před měsícem +1

      ​@@ML-xx9kcindia will be superpower in 2030 and surpass USA economic 💪🇮🇳😎

    • @ML-xx9kc
      @ML-xx9kc Před měsícem

      ok :)@@Rajusharmal

    • @indiafirst3676
      @indiafirst3676 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@ML-xx9kc
      *When it mattered the most*
      Native American Civilization : Doesn't exist anymore ❌️
      Indian Civilization : Still exists ✅️

  • @adityaabhinavsinha6757
    @adityaabhinavsinha6757 Před rokem +70

    As an Indian,i can confirm that I'm better than Indians.

  • @n8iv3phant0m4
    @n8iv3phant0m4 Před rokem +265

    As someone from Pichaang, I can safely confirm that these memes are very accurate and fucking hilarious, even got grandpa laughing

  • @1ce671
    @1ce671 Před rokem +8

    what I find hilarious is the US realized the how important the bison were to the natives so they just killed all the bison

  • @ranadheera5770
    @ranadheera5770 Před rokem +6

    As a indian, I agree with this video and condem the genocide of austalian cricket team which happened in the hockey stadium of egypt

  • @takezothewackybastard2174
    @takezothewackybastard2174 Před rokem +129

    The shampoo one is truly a classic lmao

    • @coldplayfan7357
      @coldplayfan7357 Před rokem +15

      It's true, shampoo was indeed made by ancient indians along with number zero and some modern gadgets

    • @abu8314
      @abu8314 Před rokem +29

      Actually there are a lot of stuffs that were invented in india for ex days but brits have a bad habit of taking the credit or giving it to undeserved one. I once met an mf who said india might have invented zero but they didnt knew how to use it and greek made the use out of it 💀 like bruh there are so many equations and stuff which are confirmed to be originated from india but other countries gets credit for it because westerners found someone studying on it there and no one even objects on it.

    • @jim_from_it3261
      @jim_from_it3261 Před rokem +26

      @@coldplayfan7357 not just zero but decimal number system too. It's a misconception that Arabs invented it, they adopted from India like chess

    • @alternis196
      @alternis196 Před rokem +14

      @@abu8314 bro quadratic formula was literally invented in india what is that dude on about 💀

    • @ghungroogangatesh3549
      @ghungroogangatesh3549 Před rokem +4

      Shampoo is a Hindi word , incorporated into English by the British

  • @taddersauce3672
    @taddersauce3672 Před rokem +88

    0:10 I lived next to the fish building in Hyderabad, India. What a classic to see today, you truly have done your research Geopold on sound Indian Architecture

    • @eshical4189
      @eshical4189 Před rokem +12

      Yo sound indian infastructure? jokes aside, same. Seen that thing hundreds of times, It's majestic.

    • @sympathiser_of_Germans_in_40s
      @sympathiser_of_Germans_in_40s Před rokem +9

      If it was a shark that would have been badass.
      But in all seriousness we Indians have lost our architectural taste completely, just look at what we used to build and look at the stuff now.

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I had to google "Hyderabad fish building" to see this marvel for myself.

    • @user-in9wr8fw3s
      @user-in9wr8fw3s Před 3 měsíci

      Same.. I see it everyday

  • @crusaderjuniorrevived6404

    Christopher man. Happy Easter, and peace of good tidings.

  • @headlessharry40
    @headlessharry40 Před 4 měsíci +3

    as a choctaw, I showed this to my grandfather and this is one of the only times I’ve ever seen him smile. please upload more native related content!

  • @NormalPerson053
    @NormalPerson053 Před rokem +430

    The holy Ganga river one was so funny.

  • @Alexesssp
    @Alexesssp Před rokem +30

    Materials of:
    Native tools: 🦴🦴
    Native clothes: 🦴🦴
    Native shelter: 🦴🦴
    Native instruments: 🦴🦴
    Native anything: 🦴🦴

    • @Patriotic_Hindu
      @Patriotic_Hindu Před rokem

      Native dildo: 🦴

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. Před rokem +2

      Depends on what Indian where talking about because the Mayans, Olmecs, and Aztecs made rubber.

  • @star_2118
    @star_2118 Před rokem +14

    As a Native American I know you didn’t just leave out frybread in our food.🙎🏽‍♀️

    • @peterparleecarr4516
      @peterparleecarr4516 Před 6 měsíci

      Yeah... *Chuckles nervously..* about that... BAKING SODA. We had to give you baking soda on the worst forced march in north America's history, because the Cherokees on that forced march were starving to death... and we (white politicians) didn't *really* bother to give them enough food to last... so when we realized you (American Indians) wouldn't know how to bake bread and had never done it before.... we gave you the things needed to bake 'Bread', which ended up being your frybread. Yeah. But yeah, you had acorn flour before the settlers and soldiers ever came to your lands, although I'm not sure how you used it, was it like a tortilla the way the Mexicans cooked them? Was it some kind of a non-wheat bread that was baked in absence of wheat flour, what was it?

  • @mirandamanga9083
    @mirandamanga9083 Před 9 měsíci +10

    Pokes at both sides and laughs at the British alltogether. Approved.

  • @bigballer709
    @bigballer709 Před rokem +46

    My tribe specifically used to scalp people with blonde hair because we thought it was gold.

    • @user-ym2ne1zg1b
      @user-ym2ne1zg1b Před rokem +1

      In case this comment is not a joke, may I ask for the name of this specific tribe?

    • @assaultmarine1464
      @assaultmarine1464 Před rokem +45

      @@user-ym2ne1zg1b I believe it was the Slapahoe tribe

    • @therealpotpol4027
      @therealpotpol4027 Před rokem +23

      W tribe.

    • @zakaryloreto6526
      @zakaryloreto6526 Před rokem +2

      @@assaultmarine1464 of course, perfect name 😅

    • @LG-te4vh
      @LG-te4vh Před rokem +2

      Scalping was introduced by european settlers, wasn't it?

  • @thebison2137
    @thebison2137 Před rokem +50

    1:18 oh fuck oh shit

  • @devotionalhindurussiansong4507
    @devotionalhindurussiansong4507 Před 4 měsíci +6

    1:00 More like Yamuna. Ganga is clean now

  • @anthonypigeon8547
    @anthonypigeon8547 Před 10 měsíci +14

    As a Native American I can confirm that this is all 100 percent true

  • @adishkulkarni
    @adishkulkarni Před rokem +53

    As a native from Karnataka, South India... our food *SLAPS* .

    • @bonemarrow3439
      @bonemarrow3439 Před rokem

      Kulkarni.. North karnataka correct?

    • @utkarsh144
      @utkarsh144 Před rokem +3

      Nah man you guys have sweet sambhar, can't tell you how disappointed I was after tasting sambar in Karnataka as a North Indian

    • @eshical4189
      @eshical4189 Před rokem +1

      @@utkarsh144 Go slightly north into Telangana we'll have BUSSIN SPICY sambhar.

    • @RameshKSingh-gp2mx
      @RameshKSingh-gp2mx Před rokem +2

      I have went to Karnataka and I can say that Coastal Karnataka has the best food

    • @aAverageFan
      @aAverageFan Před rokem +1

      South Indian food lacks spices in my experience.

  • @triangulumgalaxy1782
    @triangulumgalaxy1782 Před rokem +446

    As a true Indian i can conform that this is true 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🚩🚩🚩🙏🙏🙏Jai hind India best 👍

    • @triangulumgalaxy1782
      @triangulumgalaxy1782 Před rokem +75

      If you don't know this is a joke

    • @sagebaker6426
      @sagebaker6426 Před rokem +8

      What does jai hind mean, I always see it

    • @triangulumgalaxy1782
      @triangulumgalaxy1782 Před rokem +69

      @@sagebaker6426 It means like India best or Victory to india or something like that (I am Indian)

    • @sagebaker6426
      @sagebaker6426 Před rokem +5

      @@triangulumgalaxy1782 aaahhh I see thx

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect Před rokem +46

      @@triangulumgalaxy1782
      Slava Indiani!
      Oh wait... that's not right is it...?

  • @splitzerr6194
    @splitzerr6194 Před rokem +12

    0:01 whats the song

  • @sriharshacv7760
    @sriharshacv7760 Před rokem +38

    0:17 I am pretty sure common cold existed in India before.

    • @amirferdhany3177
      @amirferdhany3177 Před 7 měsíci

      Also didn’t India have the more dangerous diseases that kill Europeans

  • @shivanshna7618
    @shivanshna7618 Před rokem +24

    Truly i am happy hassbulla enjoy our music

  • @TPG128
    @TPG128 Před rokem +2

    you have no idea how much times I watch this video PER DAY

  • @shia_pan_iranist
    @shia_pan_iranist Před 16 dny +3

    Don't call them Indian , they are American, real Americans

  • @ReeseJamPiece.
    @ReeseJamPiece. Před rokem +84

    1:34 Hasbulla has never listened to Pow-Wow music, not all Native American music is chill. Pow-Wows are unironically 20x better than anything Bladee has ever produced. I'm a Scotsman as white as toilet paper and still I find it an absolute bop.

    • @paramoros3691
      @paramoros3691 Před rokem +10

      Do you know the song at 1:34?

    • @koolkat420_
      @koolkat420_ Před rokem

      @@paramoros3691 czcams.com/video/9UglUjiJifA/video.html

    • @ReeseJamPiece.
      @ReeseJamPiece. Před rokem +6

      @@paramoros3691 No, sorry. But try looking up Native American windpipes. Something similar should pop it.

    • @Skysiah0503
      @Skysiah0503 Před rokem +1

      @@ReeseJamPiece. aigee weenuk 💀

    • @DShK-38
      @DShK-38 Před rokem +3

      czcams.com/video/W4Sb_mZn47w/video.html
      here's the link to the song.

  • @scoutman66
    @scoutman66 Před rokem +86

    Ironic that India is considered to be a very spiritual land, because the entire country just helps to increase my belief that God is dead.

    • @brandonquezada9523
      @brandonquezada9523 Před rokem +59

      God is real and he avoids India

    • @fritzfromsouth5935
      @fritzfromsouth5935 Před rokem

      There is no god in India.

    • @michaeltnk1135
      @michaeltnk1135 Před rokem +6

      Bro 💀

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 Před rokem

      @@brandonquezada9523 when he wants a man to suffer, he makes them Indian

    • @butterchickenmasala2433
      @butterchickenmasala2433 Před rokem +31

      India is spiritual indeed, just not in the way the western world thinks it is. For Dharmic religions, the concept of god comes secondary. The first and most important concept is the concept of suffering (dukkha/samsara) and how to avoid it. This is where Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism differ from each other.

  • @Daydy377
    @Daydy377 Před rokem +71

    As an Indian, I'm proud of my European ancestors

  • @Quandal4901
    @Quandal4901 Před rokem +1

    This is truly a masterpiece of a video

  • @AkshayShukla.
    @AkshayShukla. Před rokem +27

    1:01 actually people do go into these kinds of sewage, but the twist is: without that cage, or any protection, bare skinned, and drunk ( drinking gives them courage, they need it ) and belong to a specific caste.

  • @RajatKumar-jc5nj
    @RajatKumar-jc5nj Před rokem +43

    i love how a lot of things are accurate, regarding to both indians 🤣

  • @j6lkx5kt31
    @j6lkx5kt31 Před rokem +8

    whats the song at 0:28 ? and the song at 0:36 ?

  • @adityapuri4312
    @adityapuri4312 Před rokem +27

    1:06 Holy Ganges is not like that 😤

    • @etarers6423
      @etarers6423 Před rokem +20

      It is

    • @adityapuri4312
      @adityapuri4312 Před rokem +10

      @@etarers6423 no it's not like that get your information correct

    • @etarers6423
      @etarers6423 Před rokem +7

      @@adityapuri4312 it literally is

    • @etarers6423
      @etarers6423 Před rokem

      @@adityapuri4312 your PM got diarrhea for a week after drinking that shit.
      While ZamZam is clean water

    • @Alice-7777
      @Alice-7777 Před rokem +3

      Well it was so clean but it isn't now 🥺

  • @LGMUFO
    @LGMUFO Před rokem +4

    bloody brilliant, Geopold you’ve done it yet again ❤

  • @atlashistorical
    @atlashistorical Před rokem +24

    as a plains native i feel honoured to be featured in a geopold video

  • @arman-ke8jp
    @arman-ke8jp Před 5 měsíci +8

    As a half indian this video was killing me😂😂😂😂

    • @hetika.
      @hetika. Před 4 měsíci

      As a whole Indian this video made me realize I'm more Indian than I am Indian

  • @TopHat_Player
    @TopHat_Player Před 8 měsíci +10

    i need the music at 1:35 so i can connect with my ancestors

    • @renzoalarconperez9590
      @renzoalarconperez9590 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Did you find it?

    • @TopHat_Player
      @TopHat_Player Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@renzoalarconperez9590 nope

    • @shreyash4479
      @shreyash4479 Před měsícem

      ​@@TopHat_Player it's been 4 more months. Is there a way u can find it ?

    • @TopHat_Player
      @TopHat_Player Před měsícem

      @shreyash4479 I tried using the Google music detector feature, but the clip is too short for it to pick up anything

    • @stare.9128
      @stare.9128 Před 28 dny

      brother its ly o lay ale loya

  • @eros21112
    @eros21112 Před rokem +168

    As someone who is 7% Native American I hate it when people call native Americans (Indians), one day the whole world will understand that the American continent isn’t located in India.

    • @fartz3808
      @fartz3808 Před rokem

      the American Continent is North India and will one day be back reintegrated into Greater India back where they belong. You can't stop India from becoming cyberpunk superpower, Indra will sink your whole island into the ocean

    • @BruhMoment-cs6tj
      @BruhMoment-cs6tj Před rokem +70

      7% Native Indian would prob still make you look like Himmler.

    • @davidk.713
      @davidk.713 Před rokem +8

      The west indies: *silence*

    • @GorillionDollars
      @GorillionDollars Před rokem +68

      Wow a whole 7%

    • @lucky-ni3gk
      @lucky-ni3gk Před rokem +3

      Im pretty sure its just north america thats calls them that. The rest of the world just use natives, native americans or whatever country, or indigenous people etc.

  • @hhhson3622
    @hhhson3622 Před rokem +57

    01:18 - 01:27 best part 🤣

  • @apache.1611
    @apache.1611 Před rokem +11

    1:49 thats my tribe, W Tribe btw

  • @bingomachine
    @bingomachine Před 8 měsíci +4

    We already solved this problem in German:
    Indianer = "Indian"
    Inder = Indian

    • @yudhistirs
      @yudhistirs Před 4 dny

      FYI : Both are the same, their culture is same, their Gods are the same, just that everybody forgot this. Before colonization and christianity, the entire world was one and the same.

  • @wachamcoolit
    @wachamcoolit Před rokem +27

    The sped up Italian(sometimes French) text-to-speech gets me every time 😂

  • @sreekar5691
    @sreekar5691 Před rokem +13

    South Indian food slaps. Can confirm, I eat it everyday since I live in a Telugu household.

    • @mrmarkymark77
      @mrmarkymark77 Před rokem

      What does slaps mean?

    • @sreekar5691
      @sreekar5691 Před rokem

      it means that it's really good

    • @jimhalpert0
      @jimhalpert0 Před rokem

      @@mrmarkymark77 It means the food becomes alive and slaps the shit out of your face

    • @glitchboi3537
      @glitchboi3537 Před rokem

      Ngl out of all different south Indian cuisines Andhra food is best

    • @zero-ui1ew
      @zero-ui1ew Před rokem +1

      @@glitchboi3537 you haven't tried karnataka coastal food

  • @AnkushB1811
    @AnkushB1811 Před rokem

    This collection of moving pictures has made me rekease a slight giggle.

  • @youwontregrett
    @youwontregrett Před rokem +1

    love your content brioo😭😂

  • @buzzwithdrip6347
    @buzzwithdrip6347 Před rokem +15

    1:42 these flags are fire!!

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Před rokem +25

    1:18 Native Americans in Mesoamerica be like: we eat corn, beans, sweet potatoes... oh yeah and also it's time for the sacrifice and human meat feast on our giant pyramids and mega structures

    • @triangulumgalaxy1782
      @triangulumgalaxy1782 Před rokem +8

      💀

    • @SpartanChief2277
      @SpartanChief2277 Před rokem +6

      "Let me head butt a kilogram of rubber in a game if I lose I die" 🤗

    • @n_0N_4me_dU_N_n_4M3D
      @n_0N_4me_dU_N_n_4M3D Před rokem

      Potatoes in Mesoamerica? I know that potato didn't expand to Mesoamerica and natives of that region never consumed potatoes.

    • @compatriot852
      @compatriot852 Před rokem +4

      @@n_0N_4me_dU_N_n_4M3D A simple Wikipedia search would show that you're wrong. Sweet potatoes originated from central America, which Mesoamerica encompassed
      Not sure why you wanted to nitpick a meme and still got it wrong

    • @n_0N_4me_dU_N_n_4M3D
      @n_0N_4me_dU_N_n_4M3D Před rokem +1

      @@compatriot852 You're wrong, sweet potatoes born in the Andean region, in Cañon de Chilca, Peru. 8800 B.C.
      Check wikipedia man.
      Probably chinese will "nitpick" my meme if i say paper were know by europeans in 3000 B.C.
      Writting a meme doesn"t mean that i will invent characteristics (cuz the stereotype of mesoamerican natives never included potatoes) and i say if they correct me "its just a meme".
      I can understand if it was a stereotype, but thats actually no.

  • @Sleeveusalone
    @Sleeveusalone Před rokem

    Tbh one of the videos of all time.

  • @papermallard
    @papermallard Před rokem

    Nice VOID song at the end ❤

  • @bddb391
    @bddb391 Před rokem +5

    The entire number system is also an Indian invention.

    • @Atabanza
      @Atabanza Před rokem +1

      Shampoo

    • @Aaron-np5xe
      @Aaron-np5xe Před rokem

      And India is the invention of the British. So the original winners are the British.

    • @bddb391
      @bddb391 Před rokem

      @@Atabanza thanks 👍

    • @TheUnMaka
      @TheUnMaka Před rokem

      Shampoo

  • @pottertheavenger1363
    @pottertheavenger1363 Před rokem +19

    Aztecs, Mayans, and Incans: are we a joke to you?
    😅

    • @justinarzola4584
      @justinarzola4584 Před rokem +8

      I think it means native Americans from the US, because when people think of native Americans they think of Cherokee types.

    • @invoker7826
      @invoker7826 Před rokem +2

      When people hear native Americans they usually think of those from the USA or Canada

    • @kddiodox
      @kddiodox Před rokem

      @@justinarzola4584 natives from the great plains you mean

    • @justinarzola4584
      @justinarzola4584 Před rokem

      @@kddiodox guess you could say that but I meant all of the US and Canada exclusively.

    • @breezemont1161
      @breezemont1161 Před rokem

      They didn't make it so they probably are a joke

  • @benstokes3377
    @benstokes3377 Před rokem

    I just love rewatching this video for some reason

  • @thebuilderofmanycreations9346

    As an Indian, I can confirm all of this is very true

  • @mouf725
    @mouf725 Před rokem +9

    Brooo you really outdid yourself with this one 😂😂
    Fun fact the fish building is a real thing, it's a regional office for the National Fisheries Development Board, and it's in Hyderabad (a city in the South)

  • @studentjaams8945
    @studentjaams8945 Před rokem +29

    what's the song at 1:29 ?

  • @kalpeshmanna7233
    @kalpeshmanna7233 Před rokem +4

    There are Indians, then there are Red Indians, then there are East Indians of East Indies and West Indians of West Indies, Indons of Indonesia, there is also Indo-Chineses and Indo-Europeans. In conclusion we are all Indians.

    • @guts197
      @guts197 Před rokem +5

      everyone is 1% indian

    • @erikasvezbergas873
      @erikasvezbergas873 Před 11 měsíci +1

      indo europeans!

    • @Shiva-nx1tn
      @Shiva-nx1tn Před 6 měsíci +1

      You forget Indonesia and Indiana

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 Před 16 dny

      ​@@erikasvezbergas873nope. europeans have nothing to do with it. your countries are developed. india still needs to be developed fully. yall europeans dont have the same looks as us either. yall look more like east asians. dont associate with us.

  • @TheCommentGuy8
    @TheCommentGuy8 Před 2 měsíci +1

    You included the cosmic barber in the beginning.