Chris Fleming - Showpig (Full Show)
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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2018
- my hour special, please enjoy Showpig
Directed by Melissa Strype
featuring Neyla Pekarek, Sam Szabo, Brian Heveron-Smith, Stelth Ulvang, Javier on congas
Produced by Michael Elliot Dennis - Komedie
"Belts are for narcs!!"
*spends entire show pulling up pants*
That's how they know you're not a narc
In the end, pants themselves are for narcs. He was obeying his instincts.
My girl friend is sleeping beside me, and the level of stress caused by trying not to laugh out loud is something akin to trying to sneak past a sleeping dragon waring belled jester shoes
Lydia Barbry *wearing
Why would the dragon be wearing belled jester shoes?
While wearing is what i think they meant
that seems like an unhealthy relationship
@@roxyredrose1 how? theyre just trying to not wake up their s/o
He moves like his joints were replaced with slinkies and string
XD that's the most accurate description of Chris Fleming ever
So true lmao
This juul did unthinkable things to the mind and body
He is a scarecrow obvious.
This is what happens when you take modern dance classes for too long. Don’t do dance kids, not even once.
I’m just going to enter rooms now saying “I’m Italian, trust me”
You don't already?
At random intervals, shout out the nearest door “One second, Greg!”
@@dylanchouinard6141i SAAAAAID one second, Greg!
He looks like a Mozart cosplay at a pride parade
Kayla Burney it's one thing to trash-talk Chris Fleming. It's another to trash-talk him *in precisely the way he would trash-talk himself.*
Kayla Burney I'm crying😂 this is the most accurate and odd description ever.
i don't think Chris would worry about trash talk, it's part of his job.
Gayle ghost wrote this
I have never heard a truer statement
I was thinking, "He kind of looks like a trigonometry teacher who's a secret drag queen on the weekends." Then I realized that's probably the most Chris Fleming thought I've ever thought.
😂 accurate
Are there specific teachers just for trigonometry?
@@MisterAppleEsq yeah
@@jonahyogman6282 Wild.
This is meant to be a joke but at my school one of the IT people is a drag king on the side so
i added this to my "ted talks" playlist on accident but i'm leaving it there bc this is just as important and educational
This comment doesn’t have any replies so here you go
I am also God wow god^2 nice to meet u
Wait this isn’t a ted talk?
I did my papers to this
*more important and educational
"CHRIS THE NEIGHBORS WANNA KNOW IF YOU'RE TRANS WRITE BACK LOVE DAD."
Dad for the last time: I'm NOT a man. I'm NOT a woman. I am a Showpig.
"Greg could drive. God, could he drive."
"His hand's like a Romanian woman trying to seek sanctuary in an 18th century French church."
"This is Massachusetts, where a man can be hanged for wearing orange."
I love how specific your metaphors and impressions are we stan a monarch
Praxibetel Ix but then there’s also jokes like 41:14
I love your name's reference so much.
@therainman777 Oh goody, a random third party weighs in on my compliment as if they have some business there.
Nice try, but all the sarcasm in the world won't dilute my happiness.
@therainman777 Oh, you have business specifically in my comment, but then you add nothing valuable to the exchange? Fascinating.
Pretty sure you don't have the green to call me sweetheart, so kindly shove off deary.
Also in love with the Royal Monarch’s proper use of the word hanged. 🤭✌️
It feels like other comedians have to screeze out their comedy whereas chris has so much comedy sometimes he has to reel himself in
he’s mind is too powerful for us
s c r e e z e
I just really like the word screeze in this context
I'm the DJ spoofed by Chris Fleming during my days on 94.7 The WAVE in L.A. at 16:15.. As I told my son, Yakub, 'he's funnier than me!' Now, here's Tracy Chapman: "You got a fast car..."
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU MIKE
@@Chuntzit A fellow DJ sent me the clip in July 2019. Loved it! Friend me on fb and we'll talk!
YOU’RE REAL????? this is so cool
MIKE!!!
I feel like none of this was scripted. Even the band. They just showed up.
"BELTS ARE FOR NARCS."
The other day my mother went "are you sure you don't want a belt with that outfit?" And without realizing it I just yelled this
chris fleming is the gift that keeps giving
OML HI!!!
Sangled i also agree; chris is a national treasure.
Lmao I just saw your comment on a Cry vid and now you’re here too, stop having such good taste
I would like this but it’s at 666 right now, we need to keep Satan in this comment section
Sangled him and aids have that in common
“you look like a step mom”
“i DoNt NeEeEeD tHiS”
spacejam on vhs that part was so great 😂
Makes you wonder: Was that before or after Gayle?
"A 90 pound rotisserie chicken in skinny jeans". I'm truly honored that you mentioned me in your show.
30 seconds in and I already had to pause from laughing. "I can't do this. I'm sick as a dog............... I'm too TALL" 😂
I lost it at that part too!
And venmo newsfeed lol
“my wife’s here she’s also named Yacob”
This has extreme chaotic nuetral energy
Oh man, that's all Chris Flemming lol. Complete chaotic neutral
Chaotic good I would say
Yes
I’d say chaotic good, perhaps even chaotic great. Should I be so bold.
No way is Chris chaotic good. He is 1000% a chaotic neutral.
is no one freaking out about the fact that he mentioned The Lumineers and then the girl from The Lumineers comes out and plays...?! I SCREAMED
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT IT
Oh my god that’s her??
I didn’t notice
The crowd analysis had me snorting
i feel like the "YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MIKE" joke went vastly underappreciated
I DIED
Me, too,
The phrase, “TRACY CHAPMAN IS NIPPING AT YOUR HEELS” will never leave my mind
i was at the dentist a few months ago and experienced that. like same song and everything. all i could think about was this show
@@mikesakellarides3463WAIT YOU’RE THE MIKE FROM THE JOKE!!! hi Mike I hope you’re having a nice day :)
I completely misunderstood "emotional support animals" as meaning "their dragged-along boyfriends who just sit there looking like the polite cat".
The difference being...?
Thats 90% of all boyfriends in college.
@@ordinarytree4678 can confirm, was the emotional support animal, now I need my own rofl
Wait what else did he mean?
Wait that’s not what he meant?
This is the comedic embodiment of a talking heads concert mixed with the first art show at a new art school that only has 50 students and are all desperately in love with Edgar Wright
How he would put it. XD
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This and Kid Gorgeous single handedly punched my suicidal tendencies this month
Opheliasghost not very single handedly, if you ask me. 😉♥️
Try psilocybin mushrooms. Seriously. If you’re depressed or suicidal, you have to try them. I hadn’t been optimistic in so long I literally forgot how optimism felt until I tried them. And look into microdosing for the long term.
C Bo therapy’s a pretty good investment but u do u
That's a shame. Spend next month drinking and listening to Black Dahlia Murder on repeat and see if you can pull it off then.
This is from a year ago but I hope you’re still around and doing OK.
i come here once every three months to pay my respects
i’m back chris
Same here!! It's so fkn good.
guess who’s back
"I'm Italian: trust me." has now become my life motto.
“You know how when you’re young you don’t have a critical eye yet? You’re like yeah that’s a book, that’s a movie, that’s a film. Cats was the first thing where I was like ‘yeah that could use some work’.”
Oh hey Emily I didn’t expect to see u here
Melissa Falk lmaoooo hi glad u also love chris fleming
This quote aged like the finest whiskey
""So as not to contaminate the rest of the wedding with and of my"--*twirls*--"frUiTy BuSineS."
GRANDMAMA! How did you know I was having a complete emotional breakdown today and desperately needed this?
the korean spa gets me every time. "I KNOW IT'S FOR BABIESSSSS BUT I NEEEEEED IIIIIIIT."
Abby Williamson same lmao
After I saw this show with my mom in Boston, we went to another show and while we were waiting the bathroom couldn't stop saying "I KNOW ITS FOR BAAAAAABIESSSS... BUT I NEEEEEEED ITTT"... and another random lady was like "OMG did you just see Chris Fleming too?" It was awesome haha
Abby Williamson omg me too! It's my favorite bit!
RangerJenny I wanted to go since I live close. Omg I hope he comes back.
that phrase has now entered into my intrusive ADHD thought repertoire and it's... a nightmare? or possibly the greatest? not sure.
The chihuahua story is DEFINITELY the inspiration for DePiglio
Yup. I'm watching this a second time, after I've watched most of his short videos. Definitely DePiglio!
He's such a cool guy. Hope he's not angry anymore.
“Tracy Chapman’s nipping at your heels buddy!!!!!”
The sheer anxiety in his voice is the embodiment of every negative thought I’ve ever had in my life lol.
I’m gonna start telling ppl Tracy Chapman’s nipping at my heels when I’m trippin out
5:58 ah, the humble origins of DePiglio
i had seen the korean spa bit as a stand alone on tumblr and even knowing what was coming it STILL made me laugh so hard i had to pause because if i didn't stop to breathe i was going to die. that's true comedy.
I haven't laughed this consistently at a comedy special in a while, you need your own netflix special
AN HOUR OF CHRIS FLEMING, SIGN ME THE FUDGE UP
Lol! :)
the phrase "i know it's for babies. but i need it." REGULARLY enters my internal monologue at inopportune times
DEW IT
DID IT
Jimmy Fallon has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
John Mulaney fan?
@@christopherminutolo9384 very much so lol
Jimmy Fallon has a _deliciously creamy_ moral backbone?
@@christalcavanaugh OH GOD that comment aged like a fine wine
this has restored balance to the universe
does chris know he's a millenial comedy icon because i imagine people who go to his shows are mostly middle aged wine moms with minion memes groups on facebook
tommy wiseau tommy wiseau hi hello how are you enjoying 2019
Even a gen Z icon
My school _loves him_
@@mja5543 I'm gen z and I love him, even though I don't get all his jokes
I am a gen z who has found this man and is trying not to laugh at everything he says
i went to one of his shows in 2019 and he asked who the youngest person in the crowd was. this 10 year old boy in a fortnite t-shirt came rushing down the aisle and chris just stared at him from the stage and said “i’m so sorry”
My boyfriend broke up with me four nights ago and this is the first thing to bring me more than fleeting joy since then. I'm sure I'll be crying again within half an hour but thank you for being you and for bringing that to the world ♥️
Rose oh fuck damn dude i hope your boyfriend has a rock in his left shoe for the rest of his life
I hope he loses the tv remote never finds it. Even even he buys a new TV. Remote is gone.
I hope when he drains his pasta he overshoots and it all falls in the sink
I've watched this show every time I've dyed my hair and it's always a good time.
WheRe'S THe NewW gAyLE??? Is it under my laundry basket?
THANK THE GOOD LORT THAT THIS EXISTS
MerryRose Howley rr
MerryRose Howley omg hi
Spells "lord" wrong..
Typical.
Lort in danish means shit. Your comment made me laugh a lot :)
MERRYROSE HOWLEY LIKES CHRIS FLEMING??? THIS IS PERFECT!!!
You're one of the most original voices I've ever seen. You're genuinely hysterical. If you ever doubt your talent, know you've brought a random woman on Toronto a hell of a lot of joy.
"GrANdMamA, you bUSY HEDGEHOG."
love the video, Krizz! say, how would you like to live under my porch and play the banjo for free??? let me know!
yes, please do, josh!
ThInK oF tHe ExPoSuRe YoU'lL gEt
I JUST NOTICED HOW MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE MR FROND FROM BOB'S BURGERS OMFG
hkred100 LOLOL
OH MY GODDD LOL
“If you want to be a surrogate for the rancid old man who lives at the top of our water tower, we’ll give you unfettered access to our fonts database!!!” ...👌🏼😂😂😂
how are you not on Netflix already? That's so good.
Not a Dog Because Netflix is over.
Not a Dog “Since you watched Chris Fleming here’s more shows with Bijon’s who are bi at best”
He's a voice actor on Twelve Forever!
"The tragedy of the hydration of the clown"
Perfect comment to receive 69 likes.
I lose it every time at “TRACY CHAPMAN’S NIPPIN AT YOUR HEELS BUDDY”
There were literal tears streaming down my face after it was revealed which agency his friends signed to. “Cut to black, La La Land!”
I just want to thank you for putting this on CZcams. I’ve loved your comedy for years, but as a disabled person pretty far below the poverty line I’ll never be able to see a live show. I’m having (yet another) surgery the day after tomorrow and I’m pretty miserable, but this gave me a good hour of stepping out of my life and I’m just so thankful for that.
i hope you’re doing good dude
Hope you get some money bro
I hope your surgery went well!! And hopefully you’re doing better now 💕
I’m so sorry I hope you’re doing better
“I’m here with my son Yacob, we’re raising him bi” I CHOKED
That describes me in an uncomfortably accurate way
@@jakelevinson7802 Wait are you raising a bi son or are you Yacob? Which one Jake?
....you do legitimately look like my stepmom
Dylan Chouinard like a really nice one with good snacks
HE DOESN’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!
the character on 9:00 is called a "esquerdomacho" in portuguese. Yes in brazil we have a term for this kind of men that think they are feminists but are just a huge joke. I just felt like I should share this new word with the world.
Juliana Arthuso is that literally “left (wing) macho”?
I don't think it has much to do with feminism as much as feeling they are "woke" and superior to other people. Having all the right opinions and making you feel bad for not having them are both very important.
Chris Fleming doing “botched cats choreography” during the Korean spa bit is the most accurate physical representation of what my brain does when I suffer from anxiety
chris i'm an irrelevant half russian teenager from australia but i would like you to know you are one of my inspirations in life, you give me reason to keep laughing when i have the flu so chronic i can't stop coughing for days
i love you
you are loved
THE WHOLE SHOW??? THANK YOU CHRIS!!!
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OH MY GOD AN ENTIRE HOUR
Em Idc Hey your hair looks cool as hell!
Tyler Burney Thank you!!
The recommendations on this video were “short judge Judy cases” and “The try guys bake a pie” and I think that sums everything up pretty good
"i wanna go on venmo and see what everyones up to" honestly i do this all the timmmmeeee
"IM ITALIAN, TRUST ME"
honeysweet what time is that?
I'm glad Chris did that bit about DJs cutting off their pre-song talk just before the lyrics start. It stresses me out so much but no one ever talks about it
This is AMAZING, one of the best stand-up shows I've ever seen. Thank you for uploading the whole thing, Chris!
I'm watching this for a second time and it's just as funny. This is true comedy gold, I can see that you've put a lot of love into this set and it's AMAZING. PS: Henceforth all inquiries about my gender will be answered with "I'm a showpig."
GIVE THANKS TO OUR QUEER ICON
That tambourine grab at 30:08 was so smooth I had to rewind three times just to witness the majesty again and again.
I can relate so much to the part where he says how you act when you haven’t been in contact with other human beings and suddenly have to be a functional human. Sometimes all go an entire day without saying a complete sentence and suddenly I have to go to a fancy gathering or I’ll see a friend and suddenly be thrust into a conversation and I’ll just nod at them, stutter, and shakily raise my limp hand.
_stand up comedian mentions someone with Down's Syndrome_
me: oh no
_stand up comedian proceeds to tell an entire story wherein the person with Down's Syndrome, and Down's Syndrome itself, is never made fun of, _*_and yet the story is incredibly funny_*
This should be required viewing for all aspiring comedians
sometimes people can surprise you positively :D
Chris is living proof that you can be ungodly amounts of funny WITHOUT being offensive.
I just wish he didn’t use words like npd and other antisocial personality disorders as insults and punchlines
@@salamilidaintgonfit7576 agreed. But I think he does it in the least offensive way I’ve seen thus far, considering some of the things we hear “edgy” comedians say. Hell only learn from people like us letting him know. But this was also two years ago so maybe he already knows. But I definitely applaud his awareness besides that.
@@HaHaHannah1369 true, the world is changing rapidly so hopefully someone like himself will be more considerate rn
ive never connected with any particular gender identity. "showpig" has given me what i need.
scrunglenüt - I’m glad you have found yourself
scrunglenüt you are VALID
heck gender! :D
this single video cleared my skin and improved my grades
LOL!
Lmao saammee
Chris Fleming looks like an abstract mural on the side of a downtown public use art house in the 90s
I'm binging through this CZcams channel and I am in awe at these disturbingly precise metaphors
I am never prepared for those close ups on Chris’s face and it makes me make a noise that I can’t quite comprehend
I dont deserve this, but boy oh boy, do i appericate it
I'm too tall
[blows nose]
you know what though that’s a big mood for me personally. 6’0 is way too tall for a trans gal to feel good
I read this right as he said this in the video bless you
@@WillowChord hey I know you commented this a while ago, but hey, from one 6ft gal to another, it's gonna be okay
Kassandra M not to me
Chris roasting INDIVIDUAL AUDIENCE MEMBERS is the ballsiest thing in the world, yet perfectly in character. I can’t imagine how any of those people who got called out could still be alive right now, if that were me I would just keel over and die. 12d10 points of magic damage.
Chris isn’t A bard, he’s THE bard.
Surprised this doesn't have more views. Chris is a comedian that doesn't have to treat people like shit to be funny. I'm Korean and the spa part had me in tears 😭😭😭
the fact that someone could run into a person, and KNOCK THE PERSON OVER, and then just say "oops"...and keep walking...like wut
thank you all for watching thisss, and I so appreciate the kind words. I'm going on tour with a new show this fall. Boston's on sale now: thewilbur.com/artist/chris-fleming/
Chris Fleming hey, i love your stuff and i'd love to support you but i live in indonesia! are there any plans for your special to be up on netflix or maybe even spotify or any other streaming sites?
Come to Toronto!
Your site took me to "my dad and my soccer coach"...having trouble... laughing too hard. What is your new show?
Please come to Philly!
"I thought I was edgy, turns out I'm just a huge problem" poignant.
*Blows nose into mic*
~crowd laughs~
"Thank you! Goodnight!"
This being up on YT is going to get me through so many nights where I’m utterly incapable of sleep but in that very unproductive way where you’re just laying there. Not like the manic nights my sister has where she’s like taken up painting canvases from Joanne’s on her studio apartment carpet but didn’t lay out any floor protectant. Like the painting was an emergency she couldn’t have foreseen.
i've had both of those nights
Paintings are always an emergency you can't foresee.
Yeah meditation kinda. Those times when you're just paralyzed are OK. Art is often just a response to trying to work stuff out. It's funny that we then look at it and appreciate it by sort of grabbing the person's emotional state and taking it onto ourselves
This has been me the last three nights - up until 6 am with insomnia, binge-ing and purging on "Gayle"
@@violetgc6049 welcome.
I’ve been peppering quotes from this into regular conversation for like a year and so far only two people have caught it and I’ve become good friends with both.
Loved seeing show pig live in San Francisco! I was recovering from a lung infection at the time and laughed so hard I could taste blood.... it was great!
Ps: those boots are legendary! ♡
finn wolfhard could talk jimmy fallon into vandalizing an orphanage
Guess who's not studying for finals tonight
Anne Thomassen oh boy same- I should be doing my final project for class- but this is so much better
Chris Fleming?
John Mulaney's Kid Gorgeous ass is quaking
avidreader 231 asjfkglh grandmama vs horse in a hospital fight to the death
No, they have to get along because they'll be the only ones in the retirement home at 45 because they've shattered every bone in their lower body from doing whatever the fuck it is they do on stage.
(Honestly I love both of them and feel like they were either long-lost twins abandoned at birth, or some sort of cloning experiment gone horribly wrong.)
They're both wonderful. We don't need to play this game.
Chris is the gayer version of John and I love them both
I don't think John ever would've expected anyone to be called the "gayer version" of him.
This was utter chaos and I loved every moment of it
The fact that this hasn’t reached 1M views yet is a crime
This made me laugh wayyy too hard
Thank you for posting this, your comedy is my oxygen
John mulaney and bdg did the fusion dance from dragon Ball and now we have Chris Fleming
nice
Chris is so much more than that, they would have to three way fuse with a rabid italian greyhound
"im falling apart" M E TOO BUDDY
Finally, all the classics together in one beautiful set. My face hurts from laughing.
For real tho who is that girl that background sings for Chris on the poly song bc her voice is aMAZING
the marvelous Neyla Pekarek
the woman under the rafters was ME
his comedy is very specific, slightly unhinged and also my new favourite thing in the entire goddamned world
thank you for the serotonin, chris fleming, showpig extraordinaire