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  • @CindyRubyCutie
    @CindyRubyCutie Před 6 lety +7429

    "My self esteem-" *IMMEDIATE LAUGHTER*
    ...I feel like the entire audience just burned him

    • @arielcross7183
      @arielcross7183 Před 6 lety +42

      ScarletNekolita I felt like that to

    • @elusiverobertdenby3000
      @elusiverobertdenby3000 Před 6 lety +120

      I feel like he paused to sort of prompt that response from the audience as part of the joke

    • @georgerosebush9754
      @georgerosebush9754 Před 6 lety +56

      Gets on the mic, " Ahem....
      My life."

    • @emmalanemua
      @emmalanemua Před 6 lety +15

      I feel like there is no audience and he dubs it in.

    • @wohdinhel
      @wohdinhel Před 6 lety +53

      i mean his entire stand-up act is basically recalling all of the horrible embarrassing shit he's done over the years so

  • @Snugglepops
    @Snugglepops Před 6 lety +4148

    I’m so glad you’re real and not a figment of my imagination.

    • @Hellooo134
      @Hellooo134 Před 5 lety +68

      Bold of you to assume he's real

    • @ediesongbird3163
      @ediesongbird3163 Před 4 lety +1

      Pseudonymous Being I thought it was Luna that said that

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 Před 4 lety +9

      @@ediesongbird3163
      Nah it was Dumbybore who said it after Hairy Petal died.

    • @TuckerHolt
      @TuckerHolt Před 3 lety +1

      I’m not so sure

    • @amandaschmidt9528
      @amandaschmidt9528 Před 2 lety +7

      I love this because I JUST saw him perform and I am still asking myself if it actually happened. Experiencing this live brings only more questions.

  • @TyTurner
    @TyTurner Před 6 lety +2536

    SELF ESTEEM TOWER OF TERROR

  • @Rikoshima
    @Rikoshima Před 6 lety +3212

    chris fleming has spoiled me for any other comedian

  • @PhemieC
    @PhemieC Před 6 lety +1053

    i love that when he said he had a girlfriend he casually did his own spit take on behalf of the audience lol

    • @wooby4104
      @wooby4104 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ideapressproductions1864 what music?

    • @natejacobs3757
      @natejacobs3757 Před 2 lety

      @@ideapressproductions1864 I read the comment and didnt even realize it is them omg it's been so long ;w;

    • @endeavor1664
      @endeavor1664 Před rokem +3

      I immediately assumed he meant female friend until he repeated it more, im rlly dense 😂 idk why I never thought he was bi

    • @sainttheresetaylor2054
      @sainttheresetaylor2054 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@endeavor1664 i always assumed he was bi, he gives off ‘woman loving’ vibes

    • @whatcanidooo
      @whatcanidooo Před 2 měsíci

      @@sainttheresetaylor2054 he’s just genderfucky enough to make attraction to any gender seem appropriately fruity 😂

  • @hoopleehoopla
    @hoopleehoopla Před 6 lety +2053

    i knOW IT'Š FOR *BABIES* būt Į ñëĖD *ÎT*

  • @pluto8615
    @pluto8615 Před 6 lety +1654

    I KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOW ITS FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTT

  • @foxlikessapphics
    @foxlikessapphics Před 6 lety +1507

    my sister played this on the drive home last night and i was laughing so hard that i very nearly crashed my car. i didn't though, i just threw up out the window instead. thank you chris fleming i love you.

    • @jessicav8935
      @jessicav8935 Před 5 lety +94

      Thank you for sharing that because I also just threw up from laughing at this. I’m getting over a cough and I laughed so hard I cough barfed. It’s a first for me.

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 Před 4 lety +58

      @@jessicav8935
      So I gather that exposure to Fleming is officially a medical epidemic.

    • @sofastuffing
      @sofastuffing Před 5 měsíci

      phelgming

  • @jbrockmam
    @jbrockmam Před 6 lety +716

    Chris has taught me that in order to establish true dominance over your audience you hover over them carried by three large men shouting, "I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT!!!"

  • @charliecrocker1992
    @charliecrocker1992 Před 6 lety +450

    "t h o s e s h i r t s a r e f o r b a b i e s"
    im cryign

  • @largeballs
    @largeballs Před 6 lety +1677

    “My self esteem is never anywhere good”
    Ten seconds in and it’s already the most relatable video on the internet

    • @MatthewThePrincess
      @MatthewThePrincess Před 6 lety +17

      Andi is Weird I loved the term “Self esteem Tower of Terror”

    • @largeballs
      @largeballs Před 6 lety +12

      Same 😂 I cried when he said “...the boyfriend has found me” he sounded so distraught

  • @juiceboxbento
    @juiceboxbento Před 6 lety +1753

    YES SOMETIMES I'LL EAT SUSHI!

  • @joshm.1483
    @joshm.1483 Před rokem +97

    Chris’ greatest strength as a comedian is how oddly specific his similes are but you still always understand what he’s talking about. Leading to such memorable phrases such as “preteen girl at her bat mitzvah disassociating doing Greased Lightning choreography” and “chihuahua at a parade”

  • @geofferypmeyers
    @geofferypmeyers Před 6 lety +335

    “Popping out with the “YITS BEEN” attitude” omg that was PERFECT

  • @Teatimekitty
    @Teatimekitty Před 6 lety +286

    "On the way to the DMV to change my occupation to 'queer icon'" holy shit his self awareness is off the charts.... how does he know!!!

  • @corrosionkitty
    @corrosionkitty Před 5 lety +83

    Sometimes they say to imagine the crowd nude, but he made the entire crowd imagine him nude.

  • @heather_be_thy_name8572
    @heather_be_thy_name8572 Před 6 lety +304

    "Old woman pushing a grocery cart with a coyote.."
    Omg I'm screaming 😂😂😂💀💀

  • @katress5268
    @katress5268 Před 6 lety +594

    “My self-esteem”
    *laughs*

  • @themightywhoosh5497
    @themightywhoosh5497 Před 6 lety +122

    "Relax okay, I know when I'm being gaslit." 😂😂😂

  • @zoeestes4420
    @zoeestes4420 Před 6 lety +343

    I'm HERE for the progressivly larger crowds in each new stand-up video

  • @GwenAnatolia
    @GwenAnatolia Před 6 lety +349

    I relate to the Self Esteem Tower Of Terror

  • @marleeohara7596
    @marleeohara7596 Před 6 lety +3007

    Netflix special when?

    • @alanah3204
      @alanah3204 Před 6 lety +28

      Marlee O'Hara that would be amazing

    • @novindichar
      @novindichar Před 6 lety +78

      Marlee O'Hara Just what I was thinking. He has been doing this for too long to have such a small reach.

    • @keepcalmsavehyrule
      @keepcalmsavehyrule Před 6 lety +76

      Marlee O'Hara WORD. Netflix really does need to pick up both Chris & Gayle. 😂

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 Před 6 lety +99

      my petition to netflix will be titled '' i know it's for babies, but i need it ''

    • @MadisonM1
      @MadisonM1 Před 6 lety +15

      PLEASE HE NEEDS TO GRACE US WITH A SPECIAL

  • @ximenacalderon326
    @ximenacalderon326 Před 5 lety +27

    "I know it's for babies, but I need it"- my nearly inexistent libido screaming SpongeBob dehydrated style inside my brain when I look at boobs

  • @katjaastrauskas1215
    @katjaastrauskas1215 Před 6 lety +158

    American girl doll sized small
    Someone give this man a Netflix special already

  • @Hanklerfishies
    @Hanklerfishies Před 6 lety +454

    I love your relationship to your masculinity and also your comedy is next level

    • @p0llenp0ny
      @p0llenp0ny Před 5 lety +2

      What does that even mean?

    • @gingersnap6004
      @gingersnap6004 Před 5 lety +56

      p0llenp0ny If you put a form in front of Chris asking them to pick a gender, they’d check off “maybe”.

  • @glamrockbard
    @glamrockbard Před 6 lety +177

    he sounds like spongebob in that one episode like
    *but i nEEEEEEEDD IIITTTT*

  • @ObsidianGloria
    @ObsidianGloria Před rokem +32

    I am incredibly impressed with the agility and flexibility he shows when looking like a startled baby deer fresh from the womb at 5:54

  • @fox.mulder.
    @fox.mulder. Před 6 lety +1208

    next 👏 level 👏 comedy👏

    • @user-fr2jv9ou3p
      @user-fr2jv9ou3p Před 6 lety +4

      foxymulder nobody like this comment. It's the perfect number of likes already

  • @dms5341
    @dms5341 Před 2 lety +28

    business man on a plane talking about his diet = profoundly underrated bit

  • @agitationfree5980
    @agitationfree5980 Před 8 měsíci +6

    the cats joke is one of the best of all time and it's just a throwaway gag

  • @clockworkraven2863
    @clockworkraven2863 Před 6 lety +648

    "Wow that sounded gorgeous"
    You always do.

  • @RESMITHcarpentry
    @RESMITHcarpentry Před 4 lety +19

    "I KNOW WHEN I'M BEING GASLIT" so good lol

  • @crowlong6190
    @crowlong6190 Před 6 lety +174

    I've sent this to everyone I'm friends with I have shed actual tears over this

  • @kilertyuw
    @kilertyuw Před 6 lety +89

    I have never related to anything more than his Amy Adams in Arrival metaphor when it comes to my social interactions😂

  • @gloverelaxis
    @gloverelaxis Před 6 lety +83

    i'm not usually a big fan of overly physical stand-up but that denouement was such a great example of something that is only possible in a live stand-up context; so good

  • @catvanburen2768
    @catvanburen2768 Před 5 lety +56

    This last line has been stuck in my head for days, and so my inner monologue is simply, "I know its for baaaabieees s but I NEeD It." and no one else around me can hear the terror track that is just going through my head. all they can hear is me chuckling to myself as I am haunted by this line over and over it plays.

  • @novindichar
    @novindichar Před 6 lety +149

    I fucking love how animated Chris is. And this video is knock-out funny, as usual. Waiting on a Netflix special or Comedy Central show, dude...

  • @anthonybourdainsuperfan1241

    WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER, SING A LITTLE LOUDERRRR

  • @basically2956
    @basically2956 Před 6 lety +197

    I saw Chris in December 2016 Chicago. I hope Netflix picks him up for a series or a stand up special!! He’s so original and his comedy delivery is pure genius; punchlines and observations are always spot on. We have a local Korean Spa here, I love going and will usually invite friends and I always try to prep them as much as possible regarding the nudity so they aren’t caught off guard, but even if prepped, its a unique setup. See you next time you’re in Chicago Chris!

  • @noworriesbeachbum2319
    @noworriesbeachbum2319 Před 6 lety +86

    he's the only comedian who makes me cry from laughing....😂😂😂 Long live Chris Fleming!

  • @mariac3866
    @mariac3866 Před 6 lety +252

    i’m obsessed with his videos. it’s bad. i can word for word recite every one of his non gayle videos. and i’ve watched gayle so so many times. i love you so so much chris❤️

  • @tia6498
    @tia6498 Před 6 lety +624

    I'm really concerned for whoever disliked this. . .
    honestly

    • @AlakazamElder
      @AlakazamElder Před 6 lety +4

      they didn't think he needed it

    • @p0llenp0ny
      @p0llenp0ny Před 5 lety

      Didn't even crack a smile. Must be women humor.

    • @stars19735
      @stars19735 Před 5 lety +15

      @@p0llenp0ny haha "women humor" did you come up with that yourself? that's fucking hilarious, you should really consider stand up.

  • @benedictcumbersnatched7735
    @benedictcumbersnatched7735 Před 6 lety +133

    “I kneaux it’s för bABIE!!!!?”

    • @sapodetenis
      @sapodetenis Před 3 lety +2

      BUT I NYYYYYYYYYYD IIiiiiiIIiiiIiIT

  • @wintermcqueen1297
    @wintermcqueen1297 Před 4 lety +11

    I almost fucking SOBBED laughing at this. My entire body is so warm, I am laughing so hard, I cannot,,

  • @noahatlas5240
    @noahatlas5240 Před 6 lety +198

    Long curly hair has never looked so good on a man before

  • @baileydarnell8185
    @baileydarnell8185 Před 6 lety +83

    nothing but respect for MY queer icon

  • @xenokingdom3630
    @xenokingdom3630 Před 6 lety +244

    I KNOW IT'S FOR BABIIIIIIIIIIIIES

  • @AlexaSmith
    @AlexaSmith Před 6 lety +353

    omg i've been quoting this so much ever since i saw your show last year love u chris

    • @rubyrider7902
      @rubyrider7902 Před 6 lety +1

      same! my sisters & i will always scream "i know it's for babies!"

    • @AlexaSmith
      @AlexaSmith Před 6 lety +3

      that makes me so happy to hear hahaha

  • @dominiquedoeslife
    @dominiquedoeslife Před 5 lety +27

    This man is our generation's Robin Williams. Funny af and relevant too.

  • @SarahForrest42
    @SarahForrest42 Před 6 lety +751

    When you said girlfriend sister i become the meme doing math lady

    • @setanta_
      @setanta_ Před 6 lety +97

      sarahf42 gayle’s daughter is Chris’ girlfriend

    • @brennahasselmann8075
      @brennahasselmann8075 Před 6 lety +44

      Carrie Louise WHATTTTTT

    • @Myllkka
      @Myllkka Před 6 lety +7

      Nazaré, a brazilian actress

    • @benedictcumberbatchsdeform8371
      @benedictcumberbatchsdeform8371 Před 5 lety +7

      Honestly they're couple goals. You should check out the Kickstarters they did for Gayle, they were so cute. ❤️❤️

    • @toripayne1802
      @toripayne1802 Před 4 lety +5

      This isn’t right this isn’t connecting for me

  • @kaily9456
    @kaily9456 Před 6 lety +72

    as a twin he's exactly right about the sister comments. i don't think my parents have ever felt needed while looking at the two of us since we stopped wearing diapers.

  • @nikkidancergirl
    @nikkidancergirl Před 6 lety +77

    I haven't laughed so heartily in a long-ass time thanks Chris

  • @EmmaDancesNever
    @EmmaDancesNever Před 6 lety +158

    *i KnOw iT's fOr BaBiEs*
    *But I nEeEeEeD iT*

  • @nessarosedyer4528
    @nessarosedyer4528 Před 6 lety +141

    The first three words told me i was going to love this

  • @tarobarf
    @tarobarf Před 6 lety +37

    I cried from laughing. The old lady with the coyote in her shopping cart got me.

  • @uglyfrommostangles7147
    @uglyfrommostangles7147 Před 6 lety +54

    The return of the businessman on the plane who will sometimes eat sushi!

  • @jackb2840
    @jackb2840 Před 6 lety +102

    This should be trending...

  • @tracy9610
    @tracy9610 Před 6 lety +40

    The self-esteem Tower of Terror. This is too accurate not to become part of the common vernacular. I'm using it for sure.

  • @mads9679
    @mads9679 Před 6 lety +10

    I LOVE THIS AND “I KNOW ITS FOR BABIES BUT I NEED IT” wow yes thank u for these blessed words

  • @xWasabiNekoProx
    @xWasabiNekoProx Před 6 lety +820

    it's funny seeing some people get confused, chris is queer but nobody ever said chris was gay; that word definitely doesn't always just mean gay

    • @SarahBevElizabeth
      @SarahBevElizabeth Před 5 lety +99

      Queer just means queer. Not cishet. Basically. It’s different for everyone.

    • @lavadad2629
      @lavadad2629 Před 5 lety +162

      Its dog-whistle transphobia and biphobia when someone says that Queer is a slur or cant be used by Cis people. Chris has said he is Bi, therefore is able to use "Queer" as a label.

    • @404usernotfound_
      @404usernotfound_ Před 5 lety +23

      @Cke Iannsone Jesus christ, shut up. Is it that hard to not use a slur? Get over yourself already.

    • @NSHM122
      @NSHM122 Před 5 lety +12

      The word gay doesn't always mean gay either. Also, I refuse to say cishet which automatically labels you as the type of person I don't like. Mainly the type of person who is angry and hasn't figured out quite who they are yet, but has reached adulthood.

    • @Taijavu
      @Taijavu Před 5 lety +38

      @@Throat_Spray He could still be bi/pan/etc, and we don't know whether he's cis or not unless he's said so.

  • @famousamos
    @famousamos Před 5 lety +24

    I just discovered Chris. He is hilarious.

  • @lizardfreakz
    @lizardfreakz Před rokem +3

    seen it a million times and im still never gonna be over
    "YOU NEED TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!" and chris proceeding to scramble around like a drunk/confused gazelle that has to piss

  • @TheAlluringSecret
    @TheAlluringSecret Před 6 lety +34

    God bless you Chris, you're such a great comedian, and can even do amazingly past Gayle.
    I adore your humor!

  • @billyshears8644
    @billyshears8644 Před 6 lety +29

    I don't need to see another Tom Segura or Iliza Shlesinger special. Can someone at Netflix just give Fleming a contract and a trash can full of cash already?

  • @pgmarie1710
    @pgmarie1710 Před 6 lety +22

    I already know that I’m going to be saying “I KNOWWWWW ITS FOR BAAAAAAABIESSSSS BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT” a lot now 😂

  • @Bryonybeebee
    @Bryonybeebee Před 6 lety +28

    Chris the way you put together metaphors just brings your comedy to a whole new level! Fantastic work!!

  • @partlyironic
    @partlyironic Před 3 lety +4

    The advert popped up just as he started doing the “i know it’s for babies” bit and I have never been more grateful because it gave me a chance to breathe/recover etc

  • @gandalfthegrey3252
    @gandalfthegrey3252 Před 6 lety +102

    Chris tortuously trying to put on the baby shirt is me trying to get my binder on in the morning

  • @Roxy_D_Rose
    @Roxy_D_Rose Před 6 lety +33

    there are fuckking tears in my eyes

  • @Szu.z
    @Szu.z Před 6 lety +45

    THAT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN

  • @juliettebrito2168
    @juliettebrito2168 Před 6 lety +11

    Chris is legitimately a genius and a comedic icon. Every video I end up feeling high off laughter 👌✨

  • @thecuttlekid2758
    @thecuttlekid2758 Před 6 lety +39

    *11 MINUTES OF CHRIS FLEMING*

    • @jackmclean4120
      @jackmclean4120 Před 3 lety

      *AND 32 SECONDS*

    • @ckv954
      @ckv954 Před 3 lety

      There’s an entires show if you didn’t know

  • @gracedixon125
    @gracedixon125 Před 6 lety +14

    the pink leopard button up...... *italian chef kiss* magnifique

  • @d.w.stratton4078
    @d.w.stratton4078 Před měsícem +1

    I feel like Chris' senior superlative would be "Most likely to play Egon Venkman"

  • @graceellis6355
    @graceellis6355 Před 6 lety +427

    i clicked this notification so fast

    • @bre388
      @bre388 Před 6 lety

      Grace Ellis same

  • @deviledegg2668
    @deviledegg2668 Před 6 lety +76

    Omg I love you plz bring back gayle

  • @dawn__to__dusk9129
    @dawn__to__dusk9129 Před 6 lety +48

    Your use of my great corn field fever dream of a state Ohio made me choke on a croissant and I couldn’t be happier

  • @XanthoGrl
    @XanthoGrl Před 4 lety +14

    I’ve watched this at least 5 times and I still CRY SO MANY TEARS laughing when he falls on the floor at “you need to put some clothes on”

  • @remidanae1689
    @remidanae1689 Před 4 lety +3

    I have never wanted anything more than I want to see a live Chris Fleming show. I feel like it is one the many missing puzzle pieces to my soul.

  • @marissamorris2530
    @marissamorris2530 Před 6 lety +10

    Lol your description of sisterhood is me and my sister exactly.

  • @viccolasvic9461
    @viccolasvic9461 Před 4 lety +5

    That girl screaming in the audience when he blurts out "korean spa"

  • @sunshineslowking5025
    @sunshineslowking5025 Před 4 lety +10

    Chris you're my favourite comedian and when Contrapoints referenced this I cheered

  • @unknownengines
    @unknownengines Před 6 lety +6

    this singlehandedly saved me from an oncoming nervous breakdown thanks chris youre my guardian angel

  • @katelynmonteiro3672
    @katelynmonteiro3672 Před 6 lety +9

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, I love Chris’s work 😹

  • @thomassomeone4868
    @thomassomeone4868 Před 6 lety +8

    This is the funniest piece of standup comedy I’ve seen in a while

  • @rebacatx9958
    @rebacatx9958 Před 6 lety +5

    "Self-esteem tower of terror" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fecchitheillustrator7063
    @fecchitheillustrator7063 Před 3 lety +2

    i love the way he walks :D it's like watching a curly pony

  • @ginkgothestink-o6949
    @ginkgothestink-o6949 Před 6 lety +265

    adopt me

  • @gracehunziker6202
    @gracehunziker6202 Před 6 lety +204

    Chris on SNL???? Anyone???

  • @velvetchiharu
    @velvetchiharu Před rokem +1

    Genuinely have never felt so grateful that any human has deigned to share themselves with the rest of us.

  • @kiariewells8752
    @kiariewells8752 Před 6 lety +12

    oh my god the baby shirt story had me in tears

  • @EmIdc
    @EmIdc Před 6 lety +254

    YOU ARE A QUEER ICON

  • @wtglb
    @wtglb Před 6 lety +92

    Too funny, Chris!

  • @emilylarson7232
    @emilylarson7232 Před 5 lety +2

    Definitely one of the most hilarious jokes of any comedy special that I have seen recently! Literally had me crying! You are a master!!!

  • @humblemonkm61
    @humblemonkm61 Před 6 lety +3

    I can't breathe from laughing so hard... friggin hilarious! Thank you!

  • @murphyleigh6319
    @murphyleigh6319 Před 6 lety +16

    I cannot stop laughing, I cannot breathe, please tell my family I love them because I am not long for this world

  • @maev.7293
    @maev.7293 Před 3 lety +1

    Love how, when confronted by the employee, you became the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz.

  • @jaimereynolds258
    @jaimereynolds258 Před 6 lety +3

    Chris is the best! I was watching something else when I got the notification and clicked right away.
    Love ya, Chris!

  • @cupofjohoe
    @cupofjohoe Před 6 lety +2

    SO AMAZING. Stuck at the airport for a delay in the wee hours of the morning and this has brightened my day. Always love your work, Chris!

  • @peachjohnson4530
    @peachjohnson4530 Před 6 lety +12

    I impatiently wait for every upload and they’re always phenomenal