The Dentist 2 (1998) KILL COUNT
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dude it 6:00 am
hey I looked at your channel and can't find this video. Only by its link. Will this be deleted?
you are cool???
3 killcounts in one week james you have to at least be a little burnt out by now
Wtf is up with all the kill counts cpm and ad rev must be up
“I did it, I’m a dentist, I’m the best damn dentist there ever was.”
I love that line.
I'm the boi
I just love this man
@Juan Cortez Muro NOT YOU AGAIN
Kyle Haney dundundddundundun dundundundundundunduunden pirates of the Caribbean
Juan Cortez Muro not you again
"I'm the best damn dentist there ever was."
Yeah let's just ignore the first movie all together
10 months ago...
1k likes.....
But no *_REPLYS?_*
Lmao
what
@@estrel41 make that 1 YEAR AGO
XD
Brooke getting accidentally murdered was the funniest thing i've ever seen. They set her up as the big previous victim coming to end the dentist for good and Jamie just OOPS'd her out of the movie.
Out of context your comment is pretty grim
@@thisisanalt4821 I barely remember the context in the first place, so yeah, that first sentence is uh.. interesting.
If the first sentence of the comment was said at a funeral hehehehe.... you would have some serious questions to answer.
@@idiotnugget124 Honestly in the right scenario, that might be even funnier
I mean would you actually get killed when someone hits you with a board on the head?
He’s not a real doctor (dentist)
*he has good handwriting*
oh my god-
@Matt Richardson what do you mean?
He still awaits an answer
@Matt Richardson an i oop
the unholy one lol
Horror movie: *ghosts*
Me: lmao dumb
Horror movie: *t e e t h*
Me: OH SWEET JESUS
Yeh I think the dentist is the scariest thing ever
@@rejnek94 yeah brah
I have cancer of memes.
*Axel Sermon intensifies*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTEETH
I guess Jamie really fought tooth-and-nail to survive her encounter
Nice!
Careful, you might set someone's teeth on edge!
Juan Cortez Muro STOP
Stop it
@@DeadMeat yes much nice
12:00
"Corn beef... and cabbage."
Did I hear that right?
I heard cabbage
I heared both
@@korrenmena6242 it's just one sentence with a pause in the middle.
Corn, yum.
Beef, yum.
Cabbage?
*get off my screen you satanic unholy demon*
I heard eat cabbage
Beverly: "I suspect this guy might be an evil dentist, let me investigate by have him fix my front tooth." It's like you suspect someone of being a chef that poisons people and decides to go eat at his restaurant.
I got an ad for “Affordable Dental Care”. CZcams advertising at its finest
IKR and on my birthday too
I got the same ad lol
same. lmfao
Same
I got the pewdiepie figure ad
"Did to Teeth what Jaws did to Swimming"
- New York Times probably
What?
You got this from Never sleep again. Nightmare on elm street legacy. Heather Langkemp says “Freddy did yo dreams what jaws did to swimming.”
YMS?
What
BUGMECH14 yup
idk why but a “Dentist In The Hood” movie sounds hilarious to me
Me: *sneezes in a room with anti-vax kids*
James: Let's get to the kills
Lol
God dang I loved when these memes were relevant
What do you call an unvaccinated 4 year old having a tantrum? Midlife crisis.
👏👏👏 10/10
Geoffrey Sorkin I don’t get it
“I’m out of pie chart jokes so just look at that.”
So are we not getting pie chart jokes at all anymore? DEAR GOD NO!!
Maybe it depends on the movie
Dalek Supreme finna woke
I think he just means pie chart jokes in relation to dentistry.
@Juan Cortez Muro it got removed
"corn beef and cabbage" I was laughing my ass off expecting him to say here's Larry but he says "corn beef and cabbage"
*cabbage*
@Confused Human
Me too, he said it such a matter of fact manner too! 😆😆😆
Yeah
“With corn beef a cabbage” is the best part of this movie
LMAO YEAH 🤣
James giggling as he talks about Robbie’s balls is my favorite part of this one. I love how much James can’t even keep it together on scripted lines.
every time you say
“Ice Cream Treats”
it kills me everytime
Read this Comment as he said it 😄
1 kill in this movie
Yup, probably from "ice cream man", right James?
@@icetea2410 the l
H hi girl
4:Things you love to hear
1: Your crush asks you out
2: The door bell when you order food
3: The movie begins with...
4:TITLE CARD
Ur not a true fan smh
If you was u would get it
@@blgginge6866 you mean Title card, i can't think of anything else
Didn’t know he said the “move” begins with.
@@blgginge6866 we are all true horror fan your call is just not right not we dont understand your humor but maybe one day you will able to call good content
Fun Fact: The line "brace yourself" is accurate for an evil dentist as any good dentist would never tell a patient to put there own braces on but still its very common to see self made braces in 2020
James reaction to when he says ‘cornbeef and cabbage’ is priceless
Director: So is he gonna say anything cool when he knocks down the door, like in the shining?
Movie Writer: Cabbage.
Director: What the f-
Movie Writer: *Cabbage.*
Bruh
WHAT
corned beef and cabbage dude
October 27th, 2019: the day James ran out of pie jokes.
yeah james charles was literally going crazy with the cream pie jokes
What if it was the joke
Well, that’s a real slice out of that joke.
Ok, I’ll let myself out.
It's also my birthday today
October 27th 2077: the day the bombs dropped
Person: has bad teeth
Dentist: HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR TEETH ARE NOW MY PROPERTY
frickin love it
OH NO THE DENTIST IS KAREN SHES GONNA TALK TO MY MANAGER
That was the most unfunny comment. Like why even take the time to write something so bland
Miles Alton u think igaf if its funny idc i was bored
@@milesalton270 30 other people found it funny 😁
Me after beating Darkeater Midir:
"I did it! I'm a gamer. The best damn gamer there ever was!"
Gamer moment
Dentist: I'm gonna put my fingers in your mouth
Me: *accidentally bites*
The Dentist:
You dare oppose me mortal?!
i did that
How do you just accidentally bite
@@booty_hunter4207 I legit have no idea lol. I was wondering the same thing.
"Corn Beef and Cabbage" is the least threatening thing I have ever heard from a horror movie
Ricky mooing like a cow before he raised his axe in Silent Night Deadly Night 2 before the police shoot him through a window is up there as far as being nonthreatening goes.
Choo choo pickle pie
At least it’s original ?
The less threatening the line, the more glorious the time!
12:01
Woman: *goes to the dentist who she thinks is crazy*
Also woman: *surprised that he is crazy and gets killed.*
haram
I never thought I would hear the word: "Mouth gore."
Okkkaaaayyyyyy 😂
12:05 “What the fu- NO!” We need a GIF of that, Internet. Like now.
Agreed
Agreed.
Ok boomer
Agreed..
Agreed...
Me: wakes up at 6 am
Deadmeat: hey, want some gore in the morning
Me: yes
@Juan Cortez Muro literally no one is clicking on that link.
Im actually watching this at 6:00 in the morning in Australia
Emerald Wolf I’m watching it at 7:00 in Australia as well
Juan Cortez Muro bruh can you not
I never realized how hard this dude works on his videos and thier great
Johnny:" Here's Johnnny!"
Homer Simpson:"Here's Hommie!"
The Dentist:"cabbage"
Edit: 169 likes noice thats my new record thanks!
Homer yass
@@scooter6224 scooter I have your scooter want it back
Homer Simpson: "Daaaaaavid Letterman!"
not trying to brag but my recort is 1.5k
Here's johny, is not named Johny, hes Jack
Dentist: you will feel a little pinch
Me: ok
Dentist: pulls out power drill
maverick god your a toxic son of a gun I hate going against you
Cool joke,but ew a Maverick main!
I feel like having blades instead of teeth would be inconvenient
THE FBI and frankly, don’t think it would be optimal
You see, that's where the tongue comes in.
Until you shred it to ribbons, anyway.
Depends on your foodstuff
THE FBI Super easy, barely an inconvenience
The amount of joy I got from seeing Clint Howard in “That Thing You Do!” was incredibly high
"Causing him to pull a real Amy Klobuchar on his receptionist Bernice"
Brutal.
The Dentist "Corn beef and cabbage"
Me "Uh yes I would like to return this movie"
“Corn beef and cabbage!”
This movie is amazing😂
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Corbin Bernson was in one of my favorite shows called psych
12:01 It's a St. Patrick Day reference(Lephrecauns love "CORNED BEEF...AND CABBAGE")
Me: Watches a video about teeth
Ad: Straightening your teet-
SuperNate G same here haha
I got the same ad
Lol
Dun dun duuuun
Same lol
“Uploaded 48 seconds ago”
Yeah what is going on with youtube notifications today??
Yea
Jake Weber patrons see the video earlier
Published earlier for patreons
Uploaded for everyone
@@ThatGuyMagnum CZcams notifications are always crap
They should have called it “the dentist tooth”$$$$YES!
Im watching this and i leave for a dentist appointment in 10 minutes so that's great
U good?
It’s been 8 months
Hi _ now 9
@@Unknown0User787 dis is not gud
@@chickenking1517 oh gosh u good my guy where r u
Can we just appreciate how many Blu-rays this man has.
180 kill counts so 180 blue rays but Maybe not night of the living dead or birdbox gotta recheck.
Ong
Fills lmao thank you for makeing me realize this
@@saruzero lol, no problem
@@shadeno I'd say he has more than 180 since there are movies he hasn't covered yet and others for personal viewing.
James: “I’m James A. Janisse”
Closed Captions: “I’m James Agee” 🤨
Lol also
James:welcome to the kill count
Captions:welcome to the kill cow
I'm James Agee Nice and welcome to the Kill cow!!
James: I’m James A. Janisse!
Captions: I’m James A Jane Niece!
Juan Cortez Muro what?
Kill cow
I actually had a dentist when I was a kid who was struck off for having dissociative personality disorder as I later learned. Thankfully she never hurt anyone or herself and is doing much better and back in practise nowadays.
Every time James sees Clint Howard: Ice cream treats reference. *E N G A G E*
i love how all the horror theme objects on the shelf is literally just toothpaste and Listerine lol
Lmao
It's probably horrifying to all the bacteria it will eventually kill.
@@bones9964 The .1% bacteria is probably okay though
@@leo-yd7cf That .1% group of bacteria are probably masochists.
are literally*
He said “scarred many a young blockbuster browsers” and man lemme tell you the flashbacks I got
Same bruh
I used to love going in the horror section and looking at the fucked up VHS covers in the 90s lol
Dude that cover
When he said "let's get to them" instead of "let's get to the kills" I felt stupid when I was talking with him
Thanks James I really like how you decorate your shelf just for different movies
Expectation : Here's Johnny
Reality : Cabbage
Corn beef and cabbage*
This is an underrated comment
Mmm reality cabbage....
they’re really just making everyone scary, aren’t they?
The Dentist, Ice Cream Man, fricking Leprechaun...
I would like to be able leave my house, please.
dylan the witch they made a HOUSE scary, too.
Tawdry Hepburn
Oh yeah, Monster House.
Goddammit.
baby and dragon lol good luck with that today 😅
You can’t leave your house, we’re in quarantine
Bruh I thought I was the only one who noticed the ice cream man but thank god i wasn’t the only one.
6:37 isn’t that guy the ice cream man? Never mind I just literally saw that he said it was😂
ikrrr
K
"Corn, beef, and cabbage," is what i heard from the Shining reference.
Haha
corned beef*
I literally love his energy especially because he’s counting KILLS lmaoo
Fr
When you don’t get “be good people” from James😔
I guess today is the one day we can actually be bad people
@@yeetmeintononexistence103 it's our purge
@@FatherTagifunk PURGE NIGHT!!!
Hold up......clean up crew incoming
Now we gotta be bad people.
This move summoned on of the best film crossover battles in horror movie history.
The Dentist Vs Ice Cream Man
When I can’t be bothered to watch the movie, I can always count on James to give me the highlights.
12:04 BEST. REACTION. EVER.
Like, omg James I couldn't stop laughing 😂
Ruby Rose how are u here 14 hrs ago😂
Patreon
Wuuuuttt
How you post 14 hours ago
Wth how is it 14 hours
Doctor: your mind has become so damages you can only remember 1 thing.
James: *ROBBIE'S BALLS*
The best Line ever is ....
CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE
That’s weird and cool, we need another sequel called the dentist 3 or more cool:Dentists, where Dr Alan finds a friend to help kill Dr Alan’s patients, but with Dr Alan dead in the end. Just FYI.
Larry: i want to live a quiet life
Kira: allow me to introduce myself
IS THAT A FOOKIN JOJO RENFRENCE
@@pogologo1160 indeed it is
Every time James goes to the kills it’s like a Simpson’s couch gag
nF Drip 😂
nF Drip not really... but ok
TheFamilyGuyGuy well yeah really cus he always does something new to get to the final to total all of the kills
True
6:00 in my auto play was the kill count for Ice cream man. Can you imagine if they had a crossover that ended in their victim turning into a hybrid of the two? I’m a sucker for hybrid villains.
I loved it when he walked into the dentist office and said, "Yes, I am The Dentist 2."
"Welcome to the Kill Cow. Im James Agee Nice." - James A. Chinese 2019
E p i c k i l l c o w
Dude you predicted coronavirus
My name is Jamie so that “Jaamie... JAAAAAMMIIIEEE!!!” Line scared the shite ottta me
Same
Me *hates seeing teeth*
Also me : “I should totally watch this”
"Your dentist's name is Crentist? Sounds a lot like denist..."
"Maybe that's why he became a denist"
James didn’t tell us to be good people at the end of the video.. I am internally destroyed.
0:42 90s movie cover art was honestly was the best thing ever during those times.
daddy depression you’re not wrong.
Oh Clint Howard, you lovable rascal!😂
Most movies don't have me feel bad for anyone but like the people who work for this guy deserve much better.
He’s so obsessed with teeth, he couldn’t even hold up his relationship. 😂😂
“SCROTUM FILLED HALLUCINATIONS”
James never disappoints
Man I love your work, you just have a great personality for this
“Like corn beef... And cabbage.”
"I felt like I was watching Game of Thrones season 8 all over again."
Damn. Too soon.
Not soon enough since it's my birthday today
Even better? The creators of the series tried to rush it to make a Star Wars trilogy that JUST got canceled
@@onemariobro not necessarily, that trilogy didn't get cancelled, we've already got two successful movies("the Force Awakens" and "the Last Jedi"), there's even a third movie in the works
Damian Prock different trilogy
@@UltimaSeraph I thought they were saying the latest Star Wars trilogy got cancelled
james: posts kill counts more frequently
everbody: loves that
* saws face-shaped square through door *
* meanacingly peeks in, setting up a 'here's Johnny' *
Dentist: "CABBAGE"
Me: *OH NO I FARTED*
James: lets getto the kills
You better have a damn good line if you will pull a "heres johnny" at us
-*C A B B A G E*
the best moment of the movie and the kill count for it imo
I was confused about this comment and then the part came up like wtf cabbage this is the best thing I have ever seen😂
He said *G* *A* *B* *B* *A* *G* *E*
@@mrpanda2655 srsly? O well fy fault
@@amogsus631 r/madlads
I thought he said
"Record me?"
*EAT CABBAGE*
“Drywall hammer (I learned!).” Hilarious touch 🤣🤣🤣
Missed opportunity to call this movie “ the dentist: your second appointment “
Me: Watches the Dentist series
Ads: Start Learning Dentistry Today!!!
3 movies I would like to see you covor
1. Wrong turn
2. Wrong turn2: dead end
3. Banana splits
K Dot P for three 12:05
Yes wrong turn would be nice
But all of them
and shaun of the dead
May as well do all wrong turn movies. I think i like wrong turn 2 the best of them all then the 1st
Everyone: watches James normally
Me: looks for the things that change in the background
Same
What changed?
Lawrence Kane is a prime suspect as the Zodiac Killer. This genuinely freaked me out.
I've been bingewatching your videos for a bit. I am too scared to actually watch the full horror movies but this gives a short very good explanation for the movies. Keep doing the good job
*My dentist*"Corn beef and cabbage"
*RUNS OUT *
It’s crazy how James manages to bump up his upload schedule tenfold and still produces flawless videos.
When he pulled that thing outta his leg my leg started hurting.
I rewatched both of these whilst brushing my teeth
Dead Meat: **Uploads 3 kill counts a week**
Me: *Something's wrong, I can feel it*
Dr Feinstone is one interesting and deranged horror figure, very underrated.
I feel like a crossover between him and Gregory the Ice Cream Man would be amazing! Probably my favorite idea for a crossover! 🦷🍨
“If you’ve been flossing and slightly brushing your gums it wouldn’t be bleeding.” **What every dentist does while saying that** 1:06