r/Askreddit Lawyers, How Did Your Client Prove Their Guilt?
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 18. 03. 2020
- r/Askreddit On today's video, we're covering two askreddit questions: 1) Lawyers, how did you client prove your guilt? and 2) Waiters, What Valentine's day disasters have you witnessed? If you have any stories of your own, feel free to share them in the comments below, and don't forget to subscribe for more Reddit content!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
Just remember that the argument, âNo one can possibly be that stupid,â will lead to your disappointment every time. There is always someone that stupid
Never say anything like that, life lives off of hearing people say stuff like that and then immediately proving them wrong.
Thereâs a reason I donât doubt many of the lawyerâs stories mama always says stupid is as stupid does there are way too many stupid people I recommend revoking their ambulance privileges
wrong, there is always someone more stupid
Marco Della Torre truer words have never been spoken
Marco Della Torre That statement is 104% accurate. Iâm not sure what you were replying to with what I said, but I absolutely agree with youđ. Iâm talking about when someone says, â ____ couldnât possibly have happened or been said, because nobody is actually that stupid.â That line of reasoning leads to universal disappointment nearly every time, because yes, there will always be someone that freaking stupidđ
My ex abused our daughter, and told her Lawyer I was a deadbeat dad. during one of the court appearances, I was asked to sit on the other side of her lawyer, away from her. He looked at me, asked me why I was there if I wanted nothing to do with my daughter. I went on to explain to him that the mother told me she miscarried, and if she hadn't been arrested, I still wouldn't know I had a daughter. THAT was the reason I hadn't been in my daughters life up to that point. His eyes got real big, as he slowly turned his head to talk to his ACTUAL client. When he asked her if this was true, her response was, "Yeah, but what does it matter, you're MY lawyer, not his." He stood up and asked the judge why I was being punished for his clients actions, and petitioned the court to let me see he for overnight visits, it was granted.
vine1313 Wow, glad you get to see your daughter. Thatâs awful what she did, but if she is abusing her, does she still have custody?
@@KCohere33 Because the justice system is biased against fathers.
@@KicsiFloo is that a real thing?
UmbreonTwinkle in the US, it absolutely is :/
@@Twinklethefox9022 Sure is. There's a whole segment about this problem in the documentary 'The Red Pill', I highly recommend it.
A feminist director made it who wanted to "expose" the Men's Rights Movement, so she did interviews about men's rights issues with both MRA's and feminists. She even keeps a vlog throughout the making of the film and it shows how she struggles as her beliefs are challenged and slowly broken down.
Real eye-opening sh*t, I bawled my eyes out, first time I saw it.
Lawyer: your honor. Permission to insult my idiot client?
Judge: granted.
Lawyer: "You're not just a clown, you're the entire circus"
that was in fact funny, but what the lawyer did was what they call 'ineffective assistance of counsel'. if he was done with her, he could get himself removed as counsel and not have to hope she didnt have the resources to sue him
R\ : âwtf did I just read??â
Also him: âbut what kind of box thoughâ
Also him: "is it dried?"
just remember, you decided to read this of your own free will. And you, of all people, should know better than to try and rationalize and put too much thought into this crap.
TOO. MANY. QUESTIONS.
SO. LITTLE ANSWERS.
*EVEN. LESS. TRUST. IN. HUMANITY. LOST* ...
HAHAHA i love it when he breaks
Poor R/. He is falling into the kinds of subreddits/stories i'd expect from the click or one topic.
The story with the chick who went to the hospital made so many turns that I think I have whiplash.
Just finished it and omg
It's a lesson for everyone. If the owner or manager acts like a dick he's a dick. Don't let it get near your girl or he'll try to wedge his way into her.
@@anddyraynor9981 another lesson is if the girl is willing to let his wedge in shes probably taking other wedges too
Right? âAww, happy ending...wait, what?!â
@@wangpasta Well I meant they didn't go after the restaurant for that fk up and then he fked his woman. It was likely his intention from the start or to fk them over somehow after getting out of the possible legal troubles because they are scum. There was a story with a mob like restaurant where the guy made them spaghetti, that was wholesome. This not so much. It's impossible to imagine what an SO will do. This is our lesson not theirs. Anyways we don't know everything about their relationship.
"Such good friends, she ended up banging him"
Me:.... well! that whole story went from 100 and stayed at 100 til the end....
it went from 100 then some how went to 101
When you try to build a level 4 sentry
@@2ttrashwagon582 pootis dispencer here
Balistic Ren dispenser goinâ up.( cue uncle Dane theme ) well, guess thatâll do.
@@2ttrashwagon582 haha i love finding fellow tf2 peeps in rando replies
"What the f did I just read?!"
Honestly Rslash, same.
Apparently, there are words even R/ cannot find euphemisms for. Next time, try using "mansauce".
*How did your client prove they're guilty
He can't spell the title correctly
Yeah
@@JH-vt2ee no, he spelt it right, he wrote âproved their *guilt* â not âproved their guiltyâ
@@JH-vt2ee they both make sense
Child abuse is something I do understand and was terrified to have kids because I wasn't sure if I could control my temper. Until one day I was fixing my nephews' bicycle. I had my back to him and he was happily swinging around a heavy chain and kept doing it no matter how many times I asked him to stop. While I was trying to finish on the bike a massive impact sent me sprawling. The kid got too close and just nailed me with the chain. In that moment of getting my bearings, I was pure rage. He said I was very quiet when I told him to go inside, sit on the couch, and wait for me. I must have smoked half a pack of cigarettes before I went in to talk to him. I remember asking if he knew what he did and how what he did was wrong, and most importantly why it happened. He was SO apologetic and agreed to listen when someone told him something he was doing could be dangerous. That was over 30 years ago and he kept his promise. I also found out that I could control myself even in extreme situations without resorting to violence.
You did great.
I was helping my dad fix my uncles car (a mr2) and we where struggling to get the engine to line up with the mounts in the engine bay so we used a crowbar to prop the engine up to line it up to the mounts letâs just say the crowbar slipped and I smacked my dad with it
I got the fist, but Iâm glad you were able to control your temper đ.
When I was 13, my cousin accidentally hit me in the head with a Wii remote. According to her, I was crimson and shaking while I rubbed the spot it hit and slowly got up, and loomed at her with a look that made her legitimately terrified.
Then I took a deep breath and told her it was okay and not her fault.
I only sort of remember actually doing that, but my cousin always tells the story in detail
f--- dis s--- im out
"it's not a smart phone it's a flip phone". That has got to be the most boomer defense I have heard
Straight up boomer shit. đđđđ
Nah, it's actually zoomer shit. Zoomers can't understand why a flip phone would be regarded the same as a regular phone, so thinks it wouldn't fit into the law.
@@spicytea735 ok boomer zoomer đ
@Tadamichi Goto so its babyshit
"It was a book not a phone!
The genuine reads throughout these stories honestly are making the listening experience so much better. Especially the one at 11:00. Hearing that genuine "What the hell? What the hell?????" Was honestly great.
I know readers giving reactions is something I really had to look for when it came to reddit posts I'm a slow reader and can't comprehend what I'm reading half the time due to having autism so when I first found rslash I was extremely happy it wasn't another robotic voice and actually had commentary.
I love that you can hear his sanity slipping away during that one
Cumbox
Cumjar > Cumbox
I wasn't there but a friend of mine was accused of sexually assaulting his gf of 2 years. Half way through the case it looked like my friend was going to go to jail when the younger brother of the gf provided his mother's phone as evidence. in it were text messages between the mother and gf about doing this to get money out of my friend. when the messages on the phone were being discussed the mother who was in the audience yelled "how did you get my phone" or something along those lines. My friend walked out a free man soon after
EDIT two years later: So this keeps getting attention so I'm going to update you all. The friend in this story and I don't really talk anymore, he'd become somewhat paranoid and had gotten involved with stuff I have no interest in. I still check on him though and sadly he's gotten more paranoid since covid. This is the result after he was proven innocent, I'd hate to imagine if the GF had won.
As for the ex GF: She hooked up with a new guy less then a year after the case and I ended up telling him about what happened the first time and he dumped her less then a month later. Last I saw of her she was looking for a new bf but its been a bit over a year at this point.
As for the younger brother: no idea but I imagine he wasn't popular at home after torpedoing their case like that.
Never believe "victims" without evidence
@@williammays9408 the golden rule of historians and legal precedings: believe evidence, not people
@@williammays9408 On that note, false accusations are very rare and automatically telling someone they are lying sucks. Believe me. I tried to come forward once and people told me I was lying or that I wanted it.
Hope those woman are dead in a ditch somewhere
@@lilyd.7390 well thats awful and Im sorry that happened to you. Victims should be encouraged to go to the proper authorities asap so due process can be followed and evidence isnt lost and its a big problem if thats made difficult. Nevertheless due process and presumption of innocence are sacrosanct.
One of the rare occasions where the narrator is taken by surprise
mikethor009 hey look another supporter
:(
Why would you waste money on someone to make them happy for a few minutes then they have to say yourname occasionally, and plus rSlash tries too hard to be funny sometimes
Weeb Eliminator if he didnât, itâd be awkward. Itâs a good transition
@Miles Harbin it means he made a questionable investment
2:57
The description in and of itself sounds painful. What a disastrous Valentine's Day PLUS the fact that she cheated on him with the owner of a restaurant. That's one hell of a life he's got.
Least he got 3 years of (hopefully) good memories.
She didnât cheat with the owner. The owner brought the flowers, champagne, and food up to the hospital room so OP and his girlfriend could have the romantic dinner that they wanted. He wasnât doing it to cheat with OPâs girlfriend.
@@-.-Unclaimed_Garbage-.- did you read the last part
"Is it like a little music box?" OOOOOOOOH HH the laughs are starting to hurt.
rSlash, your 'first impressions' method is working.
I agree! The best part was when he said what did I just fing read!đ€Ł His first reactions really makes it so much funnier đ
This is why I watch rSlash. His reactions are *priceless*
A moment of silence while rSlash contemplates his life choices after reading about that....box
11:32 one of the few times heâs actually taken by surprise when reading these
It's awesome lol
I was confused about the one about the pint mug since all lawyers are given the evidence to review while building their case, but when it turned out he just couldn't open the file, I facepalmed so hard. That guy's career and reputation just took a major hit.
"What kind of box is it?!" It's a Jack-in-the-box, obviously. Now, just imagine cranking the handle...the music playing...and getting a really big surprise when it pops open.
Super underrated comment honestly
Finally, a channel that isn't one of those low-quality channels that copy and pastes r/askreddit stories in a text to speech. Well done man keep it up.
Yea but you need to take the small clickbait
@@hersheyyy6774 I guees
A rare thing to find. Some other ones iâd recommend: Sorrow TV, Oz Media, Fresh
@@dock1033 yeah sorrow tv is pretty cool
@@dock1033 The Click too!
One of the saddest things in the world is when a parent chooses their pos romantic partner over their own child.
It happens more often than you think. Some either have no choice or they are just assholes
Happened to my friend with his adopted mother once. He moved out that day
Susan's comment here needs way more likes. These people are the worst kind of selfish shitlords.
Don't follow that rabbit hole, there are stories that are unfortunately far worse, not good for keeping rage in check.
@@EricLing64 It's why my possibly least favorite phrases is "leave well enough alone." Edit: That or "wet meat."
I'm not a lawyer, but I used to be a paralegal for a criminal defense firm and some of the stories I'd hear about clients stupidly getting themselves caught/convicted are outright hilarious.
There was one where a lawyer had a client accused of burglary, I forget which degree, and the dude insisted up and down that there's no way it could be him, he didn't do it, yada yada yada. Eventually time for discovery comes, and the DA turns over this surveillance video they had, gleefully. For people not familiar with criminal law/procedure, getting a Prosecutor to turn over discovery materials is generally like pulling teeth. They nearly always have to be FORCED to turn over materials that they are legally obligated to share. But this time, the DA happily handed the video over, which is always a bad sign, because it means they are VERY confident in their case.
The video basically showed the client breaking into the house (wearing gloves), then taking his gloves off and leaving them on a table by the door. Then he steals some shit, and on his way out stops for a glass of water. He pours himself a cup (still barehanded), drinks from it, and then sets it down on the table, all while making direct eye contact with the security camera inside the house. It's likely that the camera was hidden, and that last bit was a coincidence, but still, this dude was leaving his DNA all over the fucking place like an amateur. That's like burglary 101.
Needless to say, that dude took a plea deal of some kind.
Was this near Everett WA?! I know a guy Scott that I went to High School with that did that! Well, I know he turned straight at a camera while doing a burglary. We all laughed like, "holy shit that's Scott!". Anyway if it is him, he's doing really good and not into drugs anymore...if it IS him.
Have my finger prints and dna lol great job
Welcome to Florida
"They [prosecutors] nearly always have to be FORCED to turn over materials that they are legally obligated to share..."
Then why aren't they in jail themselves? You see story after story, almost every day, of prosecutorial misconduct, and there's no accountability. The only thing they learn is that they can do it again.
@@jjohnston94 That is a great question :/
It's pretty easy to escape consequences, when you're the one who decides who does or doesn't get charged with crimes. Just look at the DOJ.
Donât know why, but that genuine âWhat the f*** did I just read?!â put a HUGE smile on my face.
I imagine, those lawyers have ripped up their notes in exasperation or have slammed their head on the table...
"Be a defendant lawyer" they said... "It's gonna be easy" they said... "You'll never have someone so stupid to burn themselves during the trial" they said!!!
âI wasnât using a smartphone. I was using a flip phone.â
This mans iq is -9999999999
i want, nay DEMAND you stay safe and sorta healthy out there. You hear me.
You're not my mom!
Yes sir, captain sir.
It might be too late for me I am a plague god
WHAT? I CANâT HEAR YOU!! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Only sorta healthy. Don't go and catch the corona, but feel free to get food poisoning!
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits,"
Yep, I knew a girl in high school who called 911 because her dad found her pot & flushed it. .. She did 6 weeks in juvenile detention
Imagine doing all that for a naturally occurring plant.
@@CsykKrit I guess at least he didn't smoke it himself lol
@@MrsShocoTaco that's what he said
@@CsykKrit lol
@@CsykKrit so is poison ivy but you donât smoke that
minimum age is 18, grow up pothead
11:34 Uh-oh... I think they broke RSlash. Someone get đâđŠșYugo in here, quick! Only wholesome pupper power can save him now!!
9:27 I remember hearing about one of those phone calls. It went something like this:
"Hello? A cop car has been sitting outside the restaurant where I work for a while now. I'm afraid they'll arrest me if they find out [my crimes]."
The cop eating at the restaurant was immediately called.
11:11 we get another one of RSlash's unedited reactions
I gagged during that story, that's disgusting
What is the blurred word?
Was it cum or penis I'm very disturbed and curious at the same time
My Birthday is on Valentine's day. I have been out on that day one time since being an adult. With my former fiance.
We spent time with each other all day, went to eat, traveled to another city, went to a movie, etc. All on my dime. Came time at the end of the day, at this point she hadn't said "happy birthday" even once. She looks at me and says "What did you get my for Valentine's day?" I looked at her a little annoyed and said "What did you get me for my birthday?" I could see for a split second the look on her face was terrified. She tried to play it off like she had just been planning to bang for my birthday. She had forgotten. We weren't together for very long after that. I noticed the relationship was all about her.
11:11, the most Iâve heard rslash being surprised in his whole channel, including r/nuclear revenge
When he âbreaks characterâ I love it, but when he was just like âwhat the fuck?â I just loved that so much!! I couldnât stop laughing!!
11:36
Yeah Rslash, Wtf *did* you just read?!? My ears dude. Me poor ears.
To the guy saying the people can't be this stupid and tell on themselves like that have you never watched the first 48. People tell on themselves all the time on that show. They won't even be asked a question about the murder and they're going into how they did it why they did it and every other detail that cop could possibly want.
Love how rSlash just breaks in the middle of the video lol
r/Lawyers
Hmmm wrong file
Edit: Lawyer 2nd half
The lawyer part is halfway through
@@Jennifer_MB oh okay
It makes sense about halfway in. Not the smoothest title plan though.
@@amshermansen xD
Thank I thought something was wrong haha
11:07 and that's why i like that rSlash doesn't pre read these before recording.
WAIT HOLY SHIT, I NEVER THOUGHT MY QUESTION WOULD BE FEATURED ON R-SLASH. Thank you so much đđđ
El Rico Legendario congrats dude!!!
El Rico Legendario what was your question?
@@balckbelttime I am interested too
Critiquing_Doge Same here..
The legendary taco?
You know the world has gone fucking mad when rSlash is genuinely baffled and weirded out by a story and is questioning his existence
6:51 For everyone interested in the lawyer part!
Thank you
You're doing God's work. Thank you, unknown sir!
@@aggeremid unknown Phoenix, plus im a female. .-.
@@hdbordercollie Sorry for asuming your gender. I hope that you do not start an e-crusade against me.
And this, your honor, is when rSlash finally lost his mind from reading Reddit! I ask that you grant him a peaceful vacation on a sandy beached island.
Tahiti is a magical place.
Your name is a unique experience I don't think I've ever laughed so hard while feeling so depressed at the exact same time before
âThey dined and dashed.â
Oh HELL no! Thatâs no way to treat someone who helped you Propose!!
Loved hearing the genuine reaction/being taken by surprise part. "WTF did I just read?" LMAO.
I think u/Theholynun is going to be one of those grandmas who have a story ready for EVERYTHING
11:32 *rSlash broke*
Understandable, have a great day
0:31
You can actually feel their awkward suffering while reading through the post
When you're early and don't have anything to say: *The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness*
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Putting that ring inside of the hushpuppy must have given it some sort of extra tasty flavor that she liked
Nothing beats a hushpuppy done right.
Good enough to not pay for it and likely get banned from the entire restaurant?
11:10 : story part
Me: *insert "Hold Up" meme*
I appreciate people who get so pissed when their dealer rips them off, that they risk getting in trouble to bust their dealer
I feel like the best idea would be to say that there IS a drug dealer there.
Maybe say you're out for a jog.
11:34 Hearing Rslash break down is something I did not expect to laugh at but here I am.
Iâm in quarantine so Iâm just watching this video is why am trying to sleep they are great I will keep up with your Channel đ·
Unsure if your sick ( I say that because I'm hopeful that your fine and where you are is just being careful) but if so I hope you get well soon
Ima be in quarantine within 48 hours. Shoot me now. 2 weeks? With my family? I'm gonna go insane. Me, my mother, my brother, my sister in law, my highly spoilt rotten nephews that think hitting people is funny. x.x yeah. Gonna be hell.
6:56 wait theholynun again
That wrist cut story made me recoil so much, like circling the kitchen doing sharp muscle flexes kind of recoiling. That was a difficult 30 sec
"A box of ... WHAT?!?!?"
"... the f*ck did I just read?"
Thank you for reading the Ask Lawyer section of #askreddit it's so entertaining of you
Man rslash I literally laughed so hard i couldnt breathe hahah I love ya vids
0:15 theholynun
7:13 theholynun
Both from the same person
I know i went back to make sure
Probably because he probably picked up 2 different posts and theholynun is a frequent answer person.
Rslash: "What the F**K! Did I just read?!"
Me: "WHAT THE F**K DID I JUST LISTEN TO?!"
. . . I'm with you on that. How do you put that in a box!?!? Maybe they put it in like a bottle of some sort and put that in the box? You don't just take that and put it in a box. But just what he was doing in general was just . . . wrong. I'm so hoping to God that it wasn't true because that is just sick . . . seriously. đ€ą
Hint: it sounds like "fappitty fapitty fap fap fap."
3:43 that went from 0 to 100 to 0 to 100 real quick
Oh wow. We got a story that broke rslash
I come from a family of lawyers and my favorite case i heard discussed involved a client accused of theft. The client swore up and down they had no knowledge of the theft or the victim and even had a strong alibi for their whereabouts during the time the crime was suspected of taking place (multiple people admitted to seeing them at the given alibi during the given time frame).
At a later point in the trial the victim was listing all the items that were apparently stolen to the judge and their value, when the client blurted out and interrupted them that the last item mentioned wasn't stolen. In essence admitting to knowing all of the items that were stolen and thus admitting to stealing them.
If he didn't open his mouth then he would have likely been found innocent as there was not much evidence outside of a vague suspicion he may have been involved.
that guy that said 'right here bud' has my respect, he's honest and accepts what he did wrong, he's not dumb hes incredible
this makes me never wanna get a girlfriend
lmao best askreddit yet
About 30 years ago I had a valentine's date with a girl I had been seeing for about 3 months. We had a nice meal at a fancy jacket and tie restaurant. During dessert some guy I'd never seen walked up to the table and sat down. She introduced me to her fiancé. The waiter was standing right there and she started gathering her coat and thanking me for dinner. I stood, told the waiter to give them the check and walked out. The waiter, looking like a deer in the headlights mumbled, "You got it." Best free prime rib dinner ever.
11:33, the moment when a man absolutely lost it gskzvxjfi i nEARLY COLORED A CHARIZARD PURPLE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD XD
When your so early that most of the comments are about them being early
Why am i here
This wouldnât be as funny if it werenât for your profile
@@LavaCaptain-yf6iu :(
@@whyamihere6288 lel
Guilty: I have remembered to hit like and subscribe.
Is it just me but I LOVE when he reads something so crazy or appalling that he breaks character? It's the BEST!
The long wait and craziness of valentines day is exactly why my husband and I don't go out on that day. We celebrate either earlier or afterwards so we can avoid that
Last time I was this early, there were 5 comments thats said âFirst!â
well its 8pm for me
@@quockwalker7335 RIP
i never see the point of it, unless they are 5 years old đ
First!
@@garfield1415 yeah, never really figured it out myself. Doesn't just happen here though
Well come to rSlash Iâm addicted to this
my hand is going through my head and heading for the moon. never had such a strong facepalm in my life.
Husband and I normally do our Valentine's Day thing on some day OTHER than the 14th (or corresponding Friday/Saturday) specifically to avoid the usual packed restaurants and whatnot. This year was no exception, but did have one more massive reason to go out later: I was SICK. As in throwing up anything I tried to ingest, even water, and ultimately needed multiple liters of IV fluids from the ER. Happy Valentine's Day, dear.
(We did go out later that month, and he surprised me with a couples massage. đ„° )
Eat yor cereal and love the vis
ahh yes a man of culture
Eat Your Cereal Today father
Another cult member I seeđ€đż
You should record yourself at the same time. It would be funny to see your reaction xD
Honestly when I first read this, I thought you were doing a joke about what the youtuber defendent was thinking when he videotaped himself doing the crimes.
@@realafah omg đ€Ł
Loved your bit about the box... made it even funnier. Lol
RSlash losing it over the spooge box in the playground is the funniest thing I've heard all week XDDDD
11:28 wtf is wrong with these people
What was the blurred out word
@@bigjalapeno7061 trying to figure that out myself
@@ZombieButler Yea. It must of been pretty messed up but I don't know what it is
Pretty sure it was "cum"
Christina Cartter yup
When you are so early that.... umm nevermind it's been up for 20 minutes...
Your reaction to what you just read is why I sub. There are many channels that have the crappy computer voice read. Yours it so much better and more entertaining. Plus the occasional puppy bloopers are very cute.
People: "No one can possibly be that stupid."
Capitol Rioters: Hold our Kool-Aid.
READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE YOU COMMENT ON THE TITLE NOT MATCHING
too late
I...don't....get.....it.....
FYI I think your caps lock might be stuck.
Stop yelling at me mate
no >:(
Hi rSlash, can u do more malicious compliance, thx
11:31 so...this...this was the story,
that finally made you break đ
How is there like 5 first lol
Cuz people don't know how to sort by oldest.
Hey, Rslash. Next video (or whenever it applies) can you do a special where you switch OP and Karen's voice?
I always look forward to your vids man. I've met my fair share of stupid, hell I work with a lot of them, but none good enough for a story.
Hey RSlash, Iâve been watching since January 2019 and I just wanna say Iâm extremely proud of you and your CZcams channel a million and a half subscribers thats amazing, when your rich and famous donât forget about us from the start, thatâs all I wanted to say keep doing what your doing! âșïž
First?
Thank you for the great bedtime stories every night and much love from Aussieland as always matey potatey «3
Azuraion nope but close
0:15 my story is a women said that she pregnant he starts screaming that he is still a virgin when she's goes white thinks to her self and realized then she walks to the front and screams at him "you d### you need to take care of your mistakes" while starting to run outside I told him that she has a tab and was putting the food on it he started to eat the most expensive which this is a bar restaurant mix so the most expensive thing was 18.53 but he 23 of them which is surprising he was Skinner then and I could bearly finish one
Translation:
My story is about a woman who said she was pregnant. Her guy started screaming that he is still a virgin! The woman went white when she realized the implication, then walked to the front door and screamed back at him, "You d###, you need to take care of your mistakes!", then ran outside.
I told the guy that the woman had a tab and had been putting her food on it. He started to eat the most expensive thing we had. Since this is a bar/restaurant mix, the most expensive thing was 18.53... but he had 23 of them! That was really surprising since he's skinnier than I am, and I can barely finish one.
Comment: That woman is an idiot at least twice over. Lol.
Oh. Had to read the description cuz I was super confused. I was expecting lawyer questions right off the bat. Ha ha ha!
6:09 That story just made me very sad too - poor couple just trying to have a nice night out. Nice of the restaurant to comp their meal.
12:29 , no hate but it's so wierd seeing something dutch, and you saying it in a amarikan/english way, but you cant do anything about it, love your vids
What was Dutch that was said in english?
@@shadowneko2841 I'm guessing the user name. Belgium_friet?
@@shadowneko2841 friet (you pronounce it's freet if you say te ee as in free) it was in the username
I have never even heard of that word before XD. what does it mean?
@@shadowneko2841 frie ( single form of fries)
Legend has is, if you comment early enough, rSlash likes you comment.
Legend has if, he might even answer
After you collect the box, WASH YOUR FREAKING HANDS. cause Coronavirus. đ
I love hearing your reaction to these when reading them unlike others who just read with giving no reaction at all or use of robot voices.
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