MGS2 - All Crazy A.I Colonel Codec Calls
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- čas přidán 2. 11. 2019
- Every Crazy A.I Colonel Codec call in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.
The last 2 were replicated with editing because i could not capture them in-game.
"I need scissors, 61!"
"Raiden, turn the game console off right now!"
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I love how raiden just listens to him babble
Lmao
Didn't you just listen to him babble too?
lmao
Well, was he talking to Raiden...or YOU?
You can hear Raiden's thoughts if you hit the R3 button, I think
"Actually, I'm in really bad shape, financially...."
same
I actually posted that whole thing on facebook once and people didn't know it was from a game so folks were asking if I was ok... I wasn't at the time despite posting that as a joke.
@@zerobeatw2059 lmao tried that too
@@zerobeatw2059 that escalated quickly
@@zerobeatw2059uncultured swines lmao 💀 doing the same Thang
@@zerobeatw2059imma tryy it too
I can’t believe they had Paul say all this shit. I got to meet him last week and he told me that they didn’t even tell him what these lines meant. He seemed like he really enjoyed working on it though.
MatrixGaming Awesome fact
He wasen't told what all that ment yet he still said it? Such dedication.
@@bengamerlsyolo6788 or its cuz he got paid
@Something Mildly Homophobic You know, conventions exist. Getting to meet famous people, especially voice actors, isn't super uncommon. Not sure what point you're trying to make here.
@Something Mildly Homophobic
Hes got his own youtube channel here and im subbed.
You saw a guy leaving Rosemary's place. Like they were intimate.
I'm sure you did, Colonel Homewrecker.
Played Jack like a damn fiddle.
I'll never forgive that womanizing piece of sh*t.
Womanising piece of shit
Raiden eventually accepts the Colonels 4th walls breaks and just carrys on with the mission. What a lad
He's just like: "There's no use reasoning with this thing, so I might as well let it babble."
But did he ever really have a meaningful choice whether to carry on or not? Remember what Olga said, "Ze Patriots 'ave muh bebe". Even Snake said "I know you didn't have much in terms of choice this time around..." Hard to give him credit as a lad.
He was trying to find snake so actually that's wrong
The 4th wall is just a tool the Patriots use to hide the truth from the public.
This video is proof on what the AI said.
We are surrounded by excess useless information and it's difficult to ignore it in our regular lives.
But the AI was wrong about how it would be used. New forms of communication, memes used to instruct and teach even
@@A_Stranger2256 The M E M E S
@@slomnim ...I'm afraid not. You've misunderstood completely. To "teach" is to "misinform", in the context of the AI's philosophy.
GW did nothing wrong
Ok boomer
Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer.
I'll do the fighting! You can just go home!
Oh, okay! *Leaves*
Listen. You haven't reported in for a long time until now. You think you can just call only when you want something? You disappoint me.
Go home Jack, you can just go home!
This gets infinitely more terrifying once you figure out that this is no different than scrolling through a social media feed.
Sounds like every Twitter feed ever.
No, the difference is that gw can keep my interest.
This is probably the best way to describe what my sort of "theory" is that connects all of these crazy codec calls.
With the AI going haywire from the virus, it somehow opens up into the media populus and, at least for some of its codec calls, it's just echoing the things it's reading online. Like I said: It explains at least some of the calls, not all of them.
@@fuffilicious AI going haywire?
Raiden, i like ya cut g
This was such a mindfuck back in the day. As someone who played MGS:VR Missions, the biggest was that the level used for taking pictures of Naomi was now where you had to fight a squadron of Metal Gears
For real I was idk maybe 10-12 when I first played this game on my ps2 and I almost wanted to listen to him and shut the game off 😂
this is just as hilarious as it is scary.
my favorite part is when the colonels model glitches.
like, when he turns around, when he's a skeleton, when the camera is at weird angles...
eiding had a lot of fun recording this, i'm sure.
So the Ray fight in MGS2 took place in virtual reality?
@@transformersrevenge9 More like on the tail end of the ship on the exterior, with the RAYs parked in the distance and coming to life as needed.
@@siriushauserVT It's still kinda really weird. Raiden goes to that place where he fights the Ray's, and it's a calm and dark seaside setting, with hints of the VR missions and thrown in there. But when Solidus captures him and takes him outside, it's windy, stormy, and they are on a moving Arsenal Gear. Thematically it makes sense that the fight took place in VR. Raiden has been training in VR, and at that time, he was loosing his sense of actual reality.
"i need scissors! 61!" always gets me
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same bro
Same bro
I don't get it. Is it a reference to something? Or just the most random shit ever?
@@theoneitself i don't think so. it's just a very funny delivery to me
"I'm not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
*BEP* "
Raiden after being near Monsoon: "Damn that crazy AI had a point."
Lol
So Raiden himself is a crazy AI, right?
I read this right as Robo Colonel was saying "You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you frustrated about something?"
The other day, I was talking to my wife through google hangouts, but there was a bunch of static and she ended up sounding like the colonel during this point of the game. So I asked her to say “Raiden, turn the game off right now.” and “I need scissors! 61!”.
She's got a good husband then
@@Kappa5938 what
@@evagineer9165 The OP is cultured
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I love how Jack just stops responding after a little bit.
This is probably the only comment that calls Raiden Jack
@@yakthekuza7296 He's just done with this shit.
Would've been interesting if he did respond.
I think he just began to assume Cambell was high as fuck....that seems the most rational answer
I remember getting so freaked out by this when I played MGS2 back in the day. That eerie, foreboding music in the background. Along with the creepy and random lines the colonel kept saying, and his face twitching, weird static sounds..etc. A crazy experience.
As an 8 or 9 year old these codec calls scared me, especially when his face turns to a skull 💀
@@darotm7628 more like 💀 😃 random words
The OST is called ''Arsenals Guts'' and it was something that also got me as a kid. I was extremely confused.
This is going to sound so stupid, but you wanna know the one that scared me the most the first time I heard it?
The "eating" one.
You only get that call during the Arsenal Tengu fights. By now, you know that "Colonel" is GW, and he's acting weird because of the worm cluster. "Colonel" had started spouting random nonsense at Raiden, quoting other characters, reading the descriptions for VR missions, listing the names of train stations, etc.
The last time he had addressed Raiden by name was "turn the game console off now."
So, why is this one scary?
Because it's so normal. Remove the visual effects and change the background music, and you could convince me that it was just a normal funny Codec.
Most of all though, he recognizes and addresses Raiden.
It made me question everything I thought I knew about the situation. Is the AI pretending to be broken? Is this all just part of S3? Am I walking into a trap?
It's a real testament to how brilliant the Arsenal Gear section of MGS2 is that I started panicking over that call.
I was 13 and this was the first 4th wall break I'd ever experienced in any media. I seriously thought I was dreaming at first.
Metal Gear Codec 2: Sons of crazieness.
Is... is AI Campbell okay
He is in a pretty shit situation
He's gone through a divorce, is in a terrible financial situation, catching Rosemary cheating, turning into a skeleton spontaneously
Never thought I'd feel so bad for a broken ass AI
He's got a virus
he also needs 61 scissors
@@filindoyt6594
No, he needs Scissors 61
@@CalysisOfficial the fact that you responded to my reply from a 5 month comment is incredible, thank you
Not to mention that strange incident with the floating orb when he was driving home
7:12 my favorite part
"Beep! :3"
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Just imagine if Snake had been listening to the Colonel's rambling. "You were..... abducted?!? By..... Aliens?!?"
Well the funny thing is that in Smash Bros, if you're playing as Snake and you're facing off against Luigi, there's a chance Snake contacts the Colonel AI
@@broden4838why
@@flowrepins6663 snake has codex calls with the Colonel for a lot of smash characters, Luigi is the only sus one
You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV
What are you talking about!?
@@bengamerlsyolo6788 don't you have anything else to do with your time?
Back when I played the game when it first came out i remember I was sitting real close to the tv. When i heard that it weirded me out and i moved back.
@@metazare As you should or the orange light will send you home
@@metazare I played the game in one sitting. I was so disturbed when they said I've been playing too long and too close to the tv. I almost turned it off but i finished it. I was like 6 lmao
I can imagine how telemarketers would react if they heard someone putting those colonel AI voice clips through the phone. Especially the part at the end where you express disappointment from them about calling when you want something.
They called because he wanted scissors, 61.
@@TheRealGlooper 🤣🤣🤣
It's crazy that the codec signal is shaped like a gun, a methaphor for holding Raiden at gunpoint.
i never noticed that.
5:31 this one hit a little too close to home
It’s fucking crazy how mgs2 is getting crazy scarily accurate now, AI VOICES, POLITICAL CLIMATES, CENSORSHIP IM TERRIFIED
I remember reaching this part of the game around 2am. Already exhausted from hours of gameplay that weekend, when he told me to turn the game off i freaked out. lol
I had the exact same, i even sat very close to the TV back then, suddenly Rose told me i shouldnt be sitting that close, it would ruin my eyes. I was freaked out.
Me too! I think it clicks in after so many hours of game play just to fuck with people 😂
Exact same story here. I had played for like 10 hours straight, so when he accused 14 year old me of not having anything else better to do with my time, it came off as an affront. Got me good.
It scared tf out of me too, and im pretty sure my console froze after it happened since i had been playing all day
Did you take his advice and take a break for the night?
1:19
"On saturday morning last week I saw a guy leaving rosemary's room..."
Yeah it was himself.
Lmao exactly ! Cucked
3:10 has always been the creepiest one and it's my personal favorite Crazy Colonel Campbell quote.
Can't even begin to describe how much this freaked me out as a kid.
this is Mei Ling quote from MGS1
No one: Literally no one: Cononel:I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
Fax
As donation for a cosmetology school w/ 61 students.
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No one:
Everyone:
You:
Your mom:
Me: B=D
@@Menaceblue3 i just counted and thats more than 61 scissors. Mission failed, we'll get em next time
0:40
I love the Colonel sounding so defeated hahahahahaha
2:53 "those were the good old days" 😂😂
"Actually im in really bad shape financially"
most relatable thing he said
Kinda scary how this is true, especially when you see Chat GPT malfunction
3:59
"you enjoy all the killing... that's why"
I wouldn't be shocked if this inspired spec ops the line
6:54 Ah eating asmr, Kojima was truly ahead of his time
Kojima predicted mukbang
With how AI technology is starting to be implemented, this is seriously more scary to think that we may start living in MGS2 world like this
You’ve been watching CZcams for a long time, turn off your PC now
...down the wormhole I go
Jokes on you, I watch youtube videos on phone.
Ok
Ha I'm on tablet
What did you say?
1:51 Colonel AI: "I'll do the fighting instead!"
*Not even 5 minutes later*
2:00 Colonel AI: "Actually, I'm in bad shape financially..."
parents: go play whit the neighbor's kid
the neighbor's kid: 1:43
I would fucking move, if the neighbours hat that kid
It's ok. He just really likes train stations
5:31 honestly Colonel, I don't have anything better to do with my time.
nothing better thn mgs !
I have to give Raiden credit for not getting as creeped out as I did back then...
I hope that stuff as creative as this shows up in Death Stranding
Abdulla Alsaleh nope
notchjohnson1 I personally loved it
Im confused, why is Death Stranding hated? I personally never played it before
Alby King Because it’s different.
@@abdullaalsaleh i heard you only deliver stuff as Daryl Dixon
Kawanishi-noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki Tada, Hirano, Ichinotori, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai.
Is that Smells Like Teen Spirit in Japanese?
@@Jason-eo1rh Nope. Just a list of train stations in Myoken Line under No-se Electric Railway System.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_Electric_Railway
Sounds Like MHA Voice Actors (Japanese)
01:43
You're welcome.
As a vague yet menacing gestalt AI consciousness who may be controlling the entire world, I too hate it when I glitch out so hard I break multiple planes of reality. Speaking of which, remember to wear cloves when pruning an anemone or clematis plant.
CZcams and Facebook algorithm explained in 1 video
The Colonel just wanted his scissors. 61!
7:15 - Beep
Man, this really takes me back...
6:54 epic gamer moment
Those AI codec calls sound like most modern-day conversations, eerily enough.
I love how the hints throughout the game that he’s not a real person, it’s mind blowing on a second or third play through
You wouldn't be trying to give yourself a bogus score using some ingenious trick would you? That's about as low as anyone could possibly stoop... I can't believe you sometimes.
Did you say nerd?
@@duskfall_777 Not nerd, NODE.
0:54 i NeEd ScIsSoRs!
61!
Anyone notice the lady that appears in place of your radar for a few seconds? That's the creepiest part for me because it wasn't an animation but a real image
I got straight up scared shitless when I first saw it.
It's a weird thing to explain, but it was one of those feelings for me where something completely jarring and out-of-place appears when you least expect it. Not neccesarily like a "jumpscare", but a weird vagueness and uncanny sense of something not belonging, even if the thing in question wouldn't typically scare you.
The unpredictability of that, combined with the unpredictability of the AI, made this whole moment so much more fucking scary.
@@fuffilicious MGS2 is a masterpiece
when?
Who is that lady? And what’s the context of her being there all creepy-like?
time?
I wonder how many people back in the day did turn their consoles off just because the Colonel told them to.
The way it says “BEEP” after “I’m not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep.” is so weirdly cute.
This is incredibly entertaining. The sheer variety and scope of the insanity in this segment is fantastic.
I swear the Colonel is going through some serious PTSD.
I think he watched to much Jake Paul/Morgz
2:43 ITS CANON!!
What is?
WaylonPK MGS Ghost Babel
This shit aged like fine wine honestly.
This feels like a information age satire and how brilliant is this game predicting social media dynamics. Useless informations that stimulates us makes us distracted from true meaning of what life is, become degenerate.
3:35 this part always freaked me out because of the girl dancing. she looks so creepy
It's Mei Ling
*I NEED SC-SCISSORS 6-1!*
In Super Smash Bros Brawl when snake talks to colonel about Luigi this is the conversation.
Snake: That guy with the Mustache...
Colonel: Ha. You mean the “King of Second Bananas?”
Snake: Hey! That’s Luigi! Show him a little respect!
Colonel: Look at that pale skin. He’s been living in his brother’s shadow for too long.
Snake: That’s a low blow, Colonel!
Colonel: Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!
Snake: Colonel, what’s gotten into you?
Colonel: La Li lu Le Lo! La Li lu Le lo! La Li lu Le lo!
Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel!! Coooooooloneeeeeel!
The last two codecs are terrifying
Imagine you just started play MGS, died too many times, and never reported to the Colonel.
I would like to shit myself if I received those codecs
"We seek to create context". Man, this was creepy. This game predicted the future.
I had an unique unintentional sequence in this segment when i played it for the first time.
It was on the PC Version.
I got through the hall leading to the closed room where you wait out until snake appears.
The conversation with the Colonel and Rose started, and just after rose mentions she is pregnant the game froze, the volume was set to max and the audio got glitched out repeating some part of the word being uttered.
It was horrifying, so much so that i thought it was intended to happen at that moment.
Turns out my PC decided to have seizure right in that moment. my shitty toaster just couldn't handle it anymore. After a reboot it worked fine.
Still. I don't think i'll ever forget this premium experience i had during this segment which was already unnerving.
It's like asking a supercomputer if there is a God, and it says "There is now" and sets itself to short circuit
7:05 My man Colonel be recording an UTAU voicebank
This is really fucking scary to me for some reason.
Same bro !! and i was watching this shit once around 1:30am alone lol
I was always scared of this when I first played it 16 years ago
Yeah it really scares me off because how real it feels for called me out lol
I was so dumb back then that I actually thought the game or the console were having a malfunction of some kind at this moment...and I replayed the whole thing again...
the purple worm line is priceless
Look up scissors 61 Ben 10
1:16 “If the judge can back up a bit”
The fact that MGS2 predicted not only the danger of private interests using AI to filter content but also their nonsensical responses cobbled together from human input, is concerning, but impressive
Y'know it's a good scene when it terrifies you both initially and a decade after first exposure.
So basically, we're Jack, playing the games while the Colonel is basically the director telling you what to do in most of these
Kojima went batshit crazy with this series, and I really loved it. He's like an older sibling to Yoko Taro.
@@cgplays9 Yes, it was Metal Gear 1&2. They released on the MSX(PC hardware) from the late 80s to early 90s and kickstarted the series before MGS1 changed gaming forever on the PlayStation in 1998.
@@cgplays9 they first game had an NES adaptation (not port, adaptation due to a lot of changes) that sold over one million copies in North America alone. Then there was completely separate MG2 that never released in Japan. During development of that game, someone told Kojima on a train, and begged him to make his own MG2. So he did, and it was more in line with the first game’s gameplay.
@@cgplays9 to be specific it's Metal Gear 1, the one that takes place at Outer Heaven
1:31
That's creepy...
I was 12 when this came out. Really trippy to see this come out of nowhere
You know, in hindsight this entire chapter ends up making he hatred Raiden received back then even harsher and unwarranted, because if you think about it he was just as hapless and confused as the player. I'd go so far as to say this was the moment where the line between the player and Raiden completely dissolved as both ended up questioning the Lovecraftian mindfuck they found themselves in, and at some point they shut off entirely to preserve what little sanity they had left.
I actually find these very funny but creepy at the same time when I ws a kid lmao. Kojima has got a good sense of humor. It also made sense why this was happening because of the worm cluster that Emma uploaded to arsenal is messing up the ai/gw so that's why AI is making random crap. That beep one makes me laugh XD.
7:12 is my favorite so unexpected
"Kawanishi Noseguchi, Kinunobashi, Takiyama,~,Myokenguchi" are the names of the stations along the Noto Dentetsu Myoken line where Director Kojima used to live.
I remember that I was very moved as a Japanese MGS fan when I went to Myokiguchi station to pick up the members of my circle during my college days, although it was a very trivial thing.
When the Colonel said "I need scissors!" I felt that.
When I first saw this playing mgs 2 it freaked me out. Ah, the memories.
Just imagine you're playing this game for the first time and suddenly you hear a static voice telling you to turn of your console
Happened to me yesterday. I was on this part and then AI Col. went crazy telling me to stop playing. I stopped for a second and said "he's fvcked" and move on. 😂
I like how the only normal codec call is when they had Campbell be called during his lunch break
I didn't notice until a few dialogues in, but the parts where Colonel is talking to Snake isn't just randomly spaced out for no reason; the spaces in his dialogue are actually supposed to be *the parts where Snake is talking to the Colonel.* Obviously, though, Snake isn't there, and instead it's just Raiden, who doesn't want to bother talking.
That "I need scissors! 61!" sounds so damn aggressive haha
I always wondered if the *A.I. Colonel Roy Campbell* in MGS2 predicted the Future of *"Bots"* in Social Media such as CZcams etc.
Happy 20 years.
One day I'm gonna call my friend and just tell her the story about the orange object in the sky and then just hang up.
Colonel: You haven't reported a long time until now.
Me: But I'm doing the Big Boss Run! You can't stop me!
the first couple of seconds is my vita boot sound now thanks for upload
This shit was so creepy but at the same time groundbreaking since I've never encountered anything like this in a videogame
This was absolutely terrifying to watch and listen to as a kid
I love how half of these are from Ghost Babel lmao
That game is 100% canon
Honestly, though, you have browsed the internet for a long time.
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"You seem to get a real thrill out of slaughtering the enemy. Are you frustrated about something?" I've always loved how each game makes some sort of comment about how you play the game, how lethal you choose to be particularly.
The AI's having a stroke.
I love these codec calls.
I love Metal Gear Solid 2. A game perfectly willing to show you girls pissing themselves and copious amounts of blood & corpses, but unwilling to allow a character to say “you suck ass.” “You really stink” is more child friendly.