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  • čas přidán 26. 04. 2017
  • Dark Mage and Master Wordsmith Schezo Wegey is a very misunderstood fellow. Chapter 9 is implied stranger dangers from start to finish.
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  • @GIRru11
    @GIRru11 Před 2 lety +1600

    Schezo is basically a harem anime protagonist, but instead of getting into weird and wild situations, he just says stuff that would get him arrested with everyone giving a realistic reaction

  • @soulofemerald3988
    @soulofemerald3988 Před 7 lety +4471

    4:29
    "Are you a violent person?"
    *Pulls out sword*
    "Of course not!"

  • @syndere6755
    @syndere6755 Před 6 lety +3758

    >Be Schezo in forest
    >Hears someone call "creeper"
    >Hates being called a creeper
    >Goes to check it out anyway

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll Před 4 lety +177

      Well, it was Arle who screamed the word, so maybe he assumed she was making fun of him?

    • @randomjustrandom4403
      @randomjustrandom4403 Před 3 lety +76

      “Explodes”

    • @halcyonn8896
      @halcyonn8896 Před 3 lety +210

      >Be scherzo in the forest
      >Hears someone call creeper
      >Aww man

    • @awesomebeast5799
      @awesomebeast5799 Před 3 lety +44

      @@halcyonn8896 Hey! Who are you calling Creeper Aww man?

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 Před 3 lety +9

      Does he realise the stuff he's saying?

  • @NEETKitten
    @NEETKitten Před 6 lety +1640

    Schezo is a master of the "putting your foot in the mouth" school of conversation, with a heavy focus on the "digging yourself deeper" style.

    • @GoodlyData86596
      @GoodlyData86596 Před rokem +1

      With how hard he fumbles his words in this game, it’s safe to say that he deepthroats the whole damn leg rather than simply putting his foot in his mouth

    • @SuB-mt6nv
      @SuB-mt6nv Před rokem +13

      i am defintely stealing this line this is amazing😂

    • @valodia1
      @valodia1 Před rokem +23

      The thing is he doesn't even know that he is doing it.

    • @savybeanie
      @savybeanie Před rokem +16

      At this point I think he likes going deeper.

    • @majesticchocolaterabbit4918
      @majesticchocolaterabbit4918 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Hey! Stop making him go deeper. He 'a sensitive.

  • @LucasHpm
    @LucasHpm Před 7 lety +3550

    Now, THIS is what I call quality fucking dialogue.

    • @underscore319
      @underscore319 Před 7 lety +288

      「 Lucashpm 」 Quality _fucking_ dialogue indeed.

    • @NimonoSolenze
      @NimonoSolenze Před 7 lety +123

      hell yes. i was looking forward to how they would localize schezo, and I was EVEN MORE PLEASED THAN EXPECTED. More than makes up for Dark Prince

    • @alunbuss7877
      @alunbuss7877 Před 7 lety +23

      Did you know that Dark Prince's affection for Arle was part of his character from the very start? Did you know WHY he's after her?

    • @alunbuss7877
      @alunbuss7877 Před 7 lety +18

      Stardust Charthalos Not that she stole him, but that Carbuncle chose her. But yes, the Dark Prince was going to give Carbuncle to his true love.

    • @Sneedboy
      @Sneedboy Před 7 lety +10

      Q U A L I T Y

  • @viciousviridian6761
    @viciousviridian6761 Před 7 lety +7923

    The programmers/translators were probably laughing their asses off.

    • @a.u.7712
      @a.u.7712 Před 5 lety +330

      I know I was when watching this.

    • @GemTendo64
      @GemTendo64 Před 4 lety +672

      Imagine the voice actors

    • @windupmachine
      @windupmachine Před 4 lety +281

      glazes over lines) not this shit again

    • @LaskyLabs
      @LaskyLabs Před 4 lety +388

      The JP writers and VA must have had a good time too, because there he isn't called a creeper, but a pervert. It's wonderful.

    • @enchilada7765
      @enchilada7765 Před 4 lety +193

      @@LaskyLabs but didn't Schezo's wish was to don't get called "pervert" so they started calling him "creep"

  • @kylelangdon6724
    @kylelangdon6724 Před 3 lety +744

    Sig normally: -_-
    Sig talking to Amitie: -_-
    Amitie: I've never seen him so scared.

    • @gbyoshi14
      @gbyoshi14 Před 3 lety +35

      XD that’s so true tho

  • @hoennest
    @hoennest Před 7 lety +1802

    This guy can only speak Innuendonese-

  • @nicolascisnero5452
    @nicolascisnero5452 Před 7 lety +4523

    Here lies Schezo
    He never scored.

  • @Leonidash15
    @Leonidash15 Před 7 lety +4861

    Schezo's Sexual Frustated Adventure

  • @shulkthesmileyboi
    @shulkthesmileyboi Před 6 lety +552

    "I'll be really gentle with him. I promise."
    *He's not even **_trying_** to dumb it down. What a champ.*

    • @themphantom9138
      @themphantom9138 Před 3 lety +43

      HE DOESN'T EVEN REALISE WHAT IT MAMES EVERYONE THINK! DOES HE EVEN KNOW!?

  • @casperthefriendlypotato9046
    @casperthefriendlypotato9046 Před 6 lety +489

    "The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!"
    Schezo. Schezo no.

  • @samanthafoerstr8323
    @samanthafoerstr8323 Před 7 lety +4409

    "He and I are definitely not sleeping together!" THIS GAME. I CAN'T.

  • @antoninocannavacciuolo9888
    @antoninocannavacciuolo9888 Před 7 lety +4553

    fun fact: "Schezo" is spelled similarly to the italian word "scherzo" which means "joke"
    *yeah.*

    • @superluigethan
      @superluigethan Před 7 lety +492

      •Halliho• Which is especially funny because his name apparently translates to "The gorgeous man who defiles the gods" according to ancient languages

    • @CuddlyTheMadElite
      @CuddlyTheMadElite Před 7 lety +178

      I always thought it a weird corruption of the word cheese. As in Schezo Wegey=Cheese Wedge

    • @purnya2
      @purnya2 Před 6 lety +5

      non me ne sono neanche accorto.

    • @Vantlash56
      @Vantlash56 Před 6 lety +8

      *_waaAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

    • @pandinus1377
      @pandinus1377 Před 6 lety +42

      OctoYeet scherzo is better translated with "prank", but I get your point

  • @Lobotobro
    @Lobotobro Před 4 lety +770

    6:33 The delivery on "You're a bad man!" is one of the best I've heard in my whole life

    • @luvbyrdie
      @luvbyrdie Před 3 lety +31

      Ikr xD

    • @gbyoshi14
      @gbyoshi14 Před 3 lety +42

      It’s so perfect it cannot be replicated (I mean, except by her actress lol)

    • @kkkkuma481
      @kkkkuma481 Před 3 lety +42

      You're a Batman!! >:(((

    • @finalfantasy84208
      @finalfantasy84208 Před rokem +7

      Christine Marie Cabanos kicked ass with Amitie

    • @TJF588
      @TJF588 Před rokem +4

      "Stay away from the summoner!"

  • @heyomaio
    @heyomaio Před 6 lety +816

    Schezo the best man for pickup lines
    ....and Accidental innuendos

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl Před 7 lety +3965

    "I'll help you wrestle that book cover to cover!"
    "...and under the covers, too!"
    This guy is amazing.

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll Před 7 lety +311

      You know, it's no wonder Lemres mistook him for gay in 15th Anniversary.

    • @S0LISTARA
      @S0LISTARA Před 7 lety +54

      StoneXL And Rulue in SUN.

    • @qliz
      @qliz Před 7 lety +63

      What the fuck

    • @subata45
      @subata45 Před 7 lety +178

      Everything Schezo says can very easily be accompanied by a lenny face.
      just...
      "Insert whatever you like!"(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ReitheOffbeatOtaku
      @ReitheOffbeatOtaku Před 7 lety +153

      Or
      "I'd never rub you the wrong way!" (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @ShrekCena
    @ShrekCena Před 7 lety +2410

    "I WOULD _NEVER_ RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY!"

  • @spin1407
    @spin1407 Před 4 lety +322

    "I prefer you to scream my name when we're together."
    *oh*

  • @Furugeru
    @Furugeru Před 3 lety +136

    The real impurity was when dark prince said "rock scissors paper" instead of "rock paper scissors"

  • @royatoy5769
    @royatoy5769 Před 7 lety +4971

    Schezo is a selling point of this game alone

    • @daz211
      @daz211 Před 4 lety +272

      If he's not on a watch list somewhere in that world, someone's not doing their job.

    • @ZBreezee-nb2rl
      @ZBreezee-nb2rl Před 4 lety +56

      *H E J.* Who are you calling a creeper?!

    • @nicholasstraw9800
      @nicholasstraw9800 Před 3 lety +14

      Aw man

    • @danykilson4950
      @danykilson4950 Před 3 lety +67

      My friend legitimately bought this game because I showed him this, so yes, yes he si.

    • @thecontinent3240
      @thecontinent3240 Před 3 lety +21

      He’s the reason I bought the game last year

  • @Stemlyyy
    @Stemlyyy Před 7 lety +1605

    "I cant believe you actually came"
    "I told you I'll come for you!"
    ........Someone help

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll Před 7 lety +209

      Also, "HE ACTUALLY CAME WHEN I CALLED!" from Arle. Which elicits no similar response from Schezo for whatever reason.

    • @goatles9423
      @goatles9423 Před 7 lety +39

      *Vinesauce(Vinny) laughs like a madman*

    • @mrgameandmusic
      @mrgameandmusic Před 6 lety +49

      BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE CLIMAX

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok Před 6 lety +9

      Wait, Vinny played the story mode?
      Time to watch

    • @imissmyfamily894
      @imissmyfamily894 Před 6 lety +4

      mrgameandmusic *Bayonetta intensifies*

  • @FluffyOfTheMoon
    @FluffyOfTheMoon Před 6 lety +506

    ''I ROCKED their world, Arle, and now it's your turn!"
    Dead.

  • @Icesan4096
    @Icesan4096 Před 7 lety +227

    Pre-Schezo: Rated E 10+
    Post-Schezo: Rated M

    • @netziguess3507
      @netziguess3507 Před 3 lety +10

      just to let you know the old schezo said the word sh-

    • @meowy609
      @meowy609 Před 3 lety +8

      @@netziguess3507 continue

  • @FrogMegadrive
    @FrogMegadrive Před 7 lety +2381

    "Are you a violent person ?"
    "of course not"
    schezo says that as he sticks his sword out

    • @starsong8579
      @starsong8579 Před 7 lety +70

      Frog wizard While yelling.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 7 lety +49

      Frog wizard Well to be fair he just had that sword for show. The last time he used that sword "properly" was in Puyo Puyo Sun where he blindly flails his sword around in a few cutscenes, and tries to bald Satan in the final battle cutscene

    • @random_person_i_guess
      @random_person_i_guess Před 4 lety +30

      _STICKS_

    • @leelyaan
      @leelyaan Před 4 lety +70

      _"sticks his sword out"_

    • @applyjuicetowhat
      @applyjuicetowhat Před 4 lety +20

      Which sword?

  • @rez774
    @rez774 Před 7 lety +2080

    "I just want to examine him all over!"
    "Ah, okay."
    "Wait, WHAT?!"
    My sides

  • @AliceUmoh
    @AliceUmoh Před 6 lety +425

    You can bet the dubbing crew had a huge blast with Schezo.

    • @Jardrin
      @Jardrin Před 6 lety +40

      Cranberoo Schese's VA is the best thing in adventure mode. It most have been difficult to hold in their laughter.

    • @cherubibimon1875
      @cherubibimon1875 Před rokem +10

      A *huge blast* indeed

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 4 lety +202

    0:22 "I prefer you to scream my name when we're together."
    *concern*

  • @Erise
    @Erise Před 7 lety +3051

    "Please go away." - Sig 2017

    • @thatoneretconnedaccount8211
      @thatoneretconnedaccount8211 Před 7 lety +167

      "go away." - Gladion 2016
      Is this an edgy catch phrase or?

    • @greenfiretornado
      @greenfiretornado Před 7 lety +159

      No because at least Sig had the courtesy to say please. He just sounds really sleepy if anything.

    • @goatles9423
      @goatles9423 Před 7 lety +29

      Dairunt "Crowd-gone-wild cheer"

    • @sonicrunn3r895
      @sonicrunn3r895 Před 6 lety +10

      Arii
      Technically, the game came out in Japan in 2014

    • @marcodragon4995
      @marcodragon4995 Před 6 lety +32

      The poor boy just wants to catch bugs

  • @puffyrobodog8888
    @puffyrobodog8888 Před 7 lety +1535

    I prefer you to scream my name when we're together

  • @robertlupa8273
    @robertlupa8273 Před 4 lety +112

    0:47 "You expect me to answer to "creeper" like it's no big deal?"
    Yeah, just respond with "aww man".

  • @goomy4046
    @goomy4046 Před 7 lety +200

    "Are you a violent person?"
    "Of course not!"
    Raises sword

  • @seacliff217
    @seacliff217 Před 7 lety +2584

    wtf, the guy who voiced Schezo apparently does not have a page on wikipedia, probably meaning he hasn't done that many rolls so far in his carrier.
    This needs to change.

    • @unsungheroes8626
      @unsungheroes8626 Před 7 lety +388

      Seacliff He needs more roles, he is amazing, lol

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod Před 7 lety +448

      Puyo Puyo is a very foreign game, though, in its concept. Normally, cutesy Japanese games NEVER have dubs, so it's rather difficult to come by any professional actors willing to do it, much less many that can actually pull off the tone.
      Christine was a guarantee since her voice is naturally adorable, but the majority of the cast are pretty new to the voice acting side of things. Amitie, Sig and Satan (alt) were among the highlights that copied their Japanese counterparts almost too well.

    • @AmbiambiSinistrous
      @AmbiambiSinistrous Před 6 lety +82

      He kind of reminds me of Dan Green, but a little lighter, quite nice

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 Před 6 lety

      he- he's a girl

    • @tengoku-hanabanashii3933
      @tengoku-hanabanashii3933 Před 5 lety +90

      @@Medachod However, there are a few voices that are very well known,
      Satan: Xander Mobus
      Ex: Matt Mercer
      Lidelle and O: Erin Fitzgerald (I think she was both?)
      And some others (this is late but shh)

  • @TurboPikachu
    @TurboPikachu Před 7 lety +2438

    7:42 "That'd mean he's sleeping too... And he and I are definitely not sleeping together."
    Wow, congrats on the E10+ rating

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 Před 4 lety +114

    the funny thing is that this is actually one of the more innocent entries in the puyo puyo franchise, in the earlier installments people literally called schezo a "pervert"

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Před rokem +36

      He* made a wish for people to stop calling him a pervert, they changed it to weirdo.

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 Před rokem +4

      I think "creeper" is worse than "pervert"

  • @PC2000
    @PC2000 Před 4 lety +47

    His complete obliviousness and confidence in virtually everything he says is what makes him so hilarious. Poor innocent boy.

  • @meadowlarkgreen
    @meadowlarkgreen Před 7 lety +1665

    "I WOULD NEVER RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY"
    Schezo is a treasure. Lmao

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 Před 5 lety +47

      I'd probably say something in response to that like, "Yeah, I bet Arle said the exact same thing to you last night."

    • @Zombie_Chow
      @Zombie_Chow Před 3 lety +12

      hes also on a registry

    • @CosmicSponge2004
      @CosmicSponge2004 Před 3 lety +18

      @@liamfunnyman6965 You put weird feeling into my knee caps

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 Před 3 lety +12

      @@CosmicSponge2004 That's a rare sentence.

  • @SuperML_
    @SuperML_ Před 7 lety +1505

    "Rock Scissors Paper"

    • @happiny4847
      @happiny4847 Před 7 lety +253

      It hurts more than one would think.

    • @wilytw
      @wilytw Před 7 lety +13

      SuperML IKR but people who say rock paper scissors are THE WORST!

    • @numberonegod8403
      @numberonegod8403 Před 7 lety +34

      The Wily Wimpod Papers rock scissors?

    • @doorway8967
      @doorway8967 Před 7 lety +111

      The Wily Wimpod but Rock Paper Scissors rolls off the tongue so easily. It's just so natural.

    • @ANSKZ_
      @ANSKZ_ Před 7 lety +36

      This is gonna turn into a war on which order to say it in... isn't it...?

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 Před 4 lety +57

    I just realized how "done with this shit" Arle is. After all, she's canonically been dealing with this for ELEVEN STRAIGHT YEARS

    • @EpicFurbynerd76YO
      @EpicFurbynerd76YO Před rokem +1

      arle needs to stop going bayoen and get an assault rifle, it works better lmao

    • @darinlunderman8063
      @darinlunderman8063 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@EpicFurbynerd76YO I dunno, it seems like Schezo would be the one to have an *assault* rifle, and how he would know not to rub it the wrong way.

    • @EpicFurbynerd76YO
      @EpicFurbynerd76YO Před 4 měsíci

      @@darinlunderman8063 hahaha!

  • @yaboichase147
    @yaboichase147 Před 4 lety +63

    Schezo has had all his lines turned into innuendos so often he’s basically chuggaconroy at this point

  • @kirbyhuy3498
    @kirbyhuy3498 Před 7 lety +2290

    Localization does Schezo's character justice

  • @FunkyGhost37
    @FunkyGhost37 Před 7 lety +1665

    There was only a small chance of this dialogue actually working and they managed to do so.

    • @RaoulWB
      @RaoulWB Před 7 lety +7

      LaughinGhost I love to think it went like that

    • @dracibatic2433
      @dracibatic2433 Před 7 lety +3

      RaoulWB / Rilliam what does that mean!?

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 Před 5 lety +77

      I thought they would tone it down.
      I was way off from that guess.

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 Před 4 lety +95

      Honestly it's the voice acting that really makes it - dude's putting in his all lmao

  • @leonpgut
    @leonpgut Před 6 lety +58

    I love all of chapter 9 xD
    "Give me what's inside you!"
    "Now give me your hand!"
    "I'll be gentle with him."
    "I just want to ask Sig for his hand."
    "There's just something inside him I can't resist."
    "And he and I are definetely not sleeping together."
    "I told you I'd come for you!"
    "Brace yourself for the climax."

  • @SadChatt
    @SadChatt Před 3 lety +37

    All his dialogue is hilarious as fuck, but for some reason I lost it at 1:52 “does anyone hear this guy? Why am I the creeper”

  • @klunsgod
    @klunsgod Před 7 lety +1565

    "Brace yourself for the climax!"
    This must've slipped by the radar, there's no way this game got an E10 for Everyone, I'm laughing so hard right now.

    • @TomatoSus
      @TomatoSus Před 7 lety +15

      klunsgod me too XD

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 7 lety +119

      How the fuck was this even PEGI3 in Europe.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 6 lety +50

      BleuStar365 But in today's soccer mom society this is just legendary.
      "Insert whatever you like!"

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin Před 6 lety +14

      Shadow the Edgehog was E10+ by the way.

    • @zigslotheon
      @zigslotheon Před 6 lety +6

      Moral of the story: RATINGS ARE BULLSHIT!

  • @llSuperSnivyll
    @llSuperSnivyll Před 7 lety +3130

    I still can't believe they actually toned Schezo's terrible wording *UP* instead of censoring it.
    Also, the Ocean Prince now has a rather... neutral-sounding voice.

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 7 lety +278

      That's sorta a good thing in a slight way, as he used to have that sort of wording before Japan finally had a rating system.

    • @DanieluYoshikoto
      @DanieluYoshikoto Před 7 lety +57

      Dolphin Smash. yeah... I got nothing. That's the only line I remember from the battles.

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 Před 7 lety +21

      DanieluYoshikoto Whale Charge

    • @AlexDimLight
      @AlexDimLight Před 7 lety +6

      Neat
      666 likes

    • @deadchannel4792
      @deadchannel4792 Před 7 lety +214

      They censor Satan but give Schenzo's wording a boost. Trade-offs, if you will.

  • @jimmybob3948
    @jimmybob3948 Před 7 lety +80

    "Brace yourself for the climax"

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 Před 4 lety +2

      ...in bed.

    • @mablepaynemp
      @mablepaynemp Před 3 lety

      @@liamfunnyman6965 I see you in most of these reply sections with this, _and it's bad that i laugh-_

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mablepaynemp I'm kinda trying to make it a meme in the Puyo Fandom to reply "...In bed." to these "Schezoisms," as I call them.

  • @casualanarchist4483
    @casualanarchist4483 Před 5 lety +38

    "This guy's rubbing me the wrong way"
    Someone help him.

  • @ultimaT
    @ultimaT Před 7 lety +4660

    "Things come easy when you wield a sword like this one!"
    Oh my...

  • @ExiILe00
    @ExiILe00 Před 7 lety +1972

    "I need an adult"

  • @raine6813
    @raine6813 Před 11 měsíci +19

    "the time has come for me to clear my reputation
    B Y A S S A U L T I N G T H I S Y O U N G G I R L"

  • @hedgehogpower194
    @hedgehogpower194 Před rokem +12

    "...by assaulting this young girl!"
    I was NOT expecting that holy shit 💀💀💀💀

  • @S0LISTARA
    @S0LISTARA Před 7 lety +726

    This reminds me of those 90s shows filled with sexual innuendos left untranslated until adulthood.

  • @ANSKZ_
    @ANSKZ_ Před 7 lety +693

    "Stop acting weird!
    You got troubles with that book?
    I'll help you wrestle that book cover-to-cover!
    ...And under the covers too!"
    "Gee, thanks! That actually helped."

  • @tengoku-hanabanashii3933
    @tengoku-hanabanashii3933 Před 5 lety +30

    You forgot his lose line:
    "I've been finished..."

  • @squibbb5480
    @squibbb5480 Před 4 lety +36

    "I prefer you scream my name when were together!"
    oh

  • @CreeperGurlGaming
    @CreeperGurlGaming Před 7 lety +1768

    Schezo is the character that never got into Fire Emblem

    • @gtf234
      @gtf234 Před 7 lety +92

      But he's from a dungeon crawler rpg series...

    • @TythenK
      @TythenK Před 4 lety +84

      He did... just as Dedue.

    • @MC-bo6ql
      @MC-bo6ql Před 4 lety +69

      Puyo Puyo X Fire Emblem???

    • @deniseslade5840
      @deniseslade5840 Před 4 lety +6

      @@MC-bo6ql you're under 13

    • @deniseslade5840
      @deniseslade5840 Před 4 lety +1

      @Pyro Flare No czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

  • @brujebbush7269
    @brujebbush7269 Před 7 lety +1525

    This is what I live for.
    Sig sounds absolutely perfect.

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll Před 7 lety +190

      "I want your... power!"
      "No thanks."
      Too perfect.

    • @cirnobaka8948
      @cirnobaka8948 Před 7 lety +48

      Toadamos AcePsychic I'm in love with Sig's voice.

    • @NatTheNoodler
      @NatTheNoodler Před 7 lety +38

      Omg I know right. I thought I was the only one who loved it at first

    • @Mlpdashfriends
      @Mlpdashfriends Před 7 lety +22

      Toadamos AcePsychic At first I didn't like his voice but after I played the story mode, I loved it

    • @cirnobaka8948
      @cirnobaka8948 Před 7 lety +29

      can i call him my husbando yet?

  • @FectoMemoria
    @FectoMemoria Před 2 lety +14

    Casual reminder that Dark Prince's English VA is Xander Mobus, who went on to voice Tanzo Kubo in Neo: The World Ends with You

    • @Antonio-is2cn
      @Antonio-is2cn Před rokem +2

      As well as Joker from Persona 5 and the Smash 4 and Ultimate announcer

  • @amirhmirzaee
    @amirhmirzaee Před 4 lety +19

    - "I can't believe you actually came."
    😲
    -
    "I told you I'll come for you!" 😨
    - "Now let me see your hand!" 🤯

  • @voids49
    @voids49 Před 7 lety +461

    >He actually came when i called

    • @PALWolfOS
      @PALWolfOS Před 7 lety +58

      TiKAL Guess Schezo's rubbing off on her, too

    • @mistertapman
      @mistertapman Před 6 lety +41

      Joshua Samm That sounds exactly like something Schezo would say, oh my gosh.

    • @liamfunnyman6965
      @liamfunnyman6965 Před 4 lety +4

      @@PALWolfOS ...in bed.

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 Před 3 lety +7

      In the Japanese version she yelled “hentai”, which means pervert. They did a great job localizing this game.

  • @copyrightclaim3541
    @copyrightclaim3541 Před 7 lety +2401

    Schezo needs to be monitored...

  • @game84cube
    @game84cube Před 6 lety +30

    It's funny how most games get censored here in the West to make it better for everyone. This game on the other hand, I think added MORE innuendo for the sake of comedy so Schezo' s joke wouldn't be lost on American players

    • @CosmicSponge2004
      @CosmicSponge2004 Před 3 lety +1

      That's What Happens When We Don't Get A New Localization For 13 Years

  • @ZesTofthelemon
    @ZesTofthelemon Před 4 lety +18

    5:01 i fucking love this line. this isn't even suggesting it any more, this is downright stating it.

  • @TharsyanJaderuby
    @TharsyanJaderuby Před 7 lety +920

    "I'll be really gentle with him".
    do you realize what you meant Schezo...

    • @seant1326
      @seant1326 Před 7 lety +135

      He actually has no idea that his sentences can be interpreted in a lewd way.
      Here's an actual quote to prove my point:
      "Does anyone else hear this guy? Why am I the creeper?" -Schezo

    • @deathblowringo4168
      @deathblowringo4168 Před 7 lety +31

      It Because They Call Him a Pervert in Japan.

    • @PriddhasPengu
      @PriddhasPengu Před 6 lety +34

      And because most of his wordings tend to have *very* romantic undertones in modern Japanese.

    • @dt5101961Nelon
      @dt5101961Nelon Před 6 lety +48

      "I just want to examine all over him"

  • @YellYeahGames
    @YellYeahGames Před 7 lety +4176

    Is the whole plot of this game just Schezo making innuendos trying to Find Sig?
    Where can I buy?

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 Před 7 lety +772

      theyellowgreninja W
      That's the whole plot of chapter 9. The rest is about how magical falling blocks and magical falling blobs bring people together.

    • @ikaraiden4368
      @ikaraiden4368 Před 6 lety +270

      It's just one of the post game chapters

    • @FluffyGameplay
      @FluffyGameplay Před 5 lety +272

      Unfortunately not. We need a spin off, where the plot is Schezo chasing people for their power.

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise Před 4 lety +52

      @@FluffyGameplay Im down for that.

    • @cofeespear4992
      @cofeespear4992 Před 4 lety +9

      Steam

  • @adrienf3242
    @adrienf3242 Před 6 lety +36

    “There’s just something inside him I can’t resist” jfc he l p m e

  • @swagdoll420
    @swagdoll420 Před 6 lety +55

    This game is hilarious without context

  • @MegaConejoX
    @MegaConejoX Před 7 lety +545

    *Why does everyone always run away from me!?*

    • @alaiyoooon
      @alaiyoooon Před 6 lety +43

      *Why am I the creeper!?*

    • @random_person_i_guess
      @random_person_i_guess Před 4 lety +13

      _Please go away._

    • @shinyneko8136
      @shinyneko8136 Před 3 lety +7

      *Schezo:* Does anyone else hear this guy? Why am I the creeper?
      *Me:* Maybe its cause you don't hear *yourself* most of the time, you idiot. -_-

    • @EWOODJ
      @EWOODJ Před 3 lety +7

      @@shinyneko8136 It’s funny how the one who does it accidentally is the only one who ever notices the guy that literally means it.

    • @thiswowzer3217
      @thiswowzer3217 Před 3 lety

      I love that bitch

  • @265433432
    @265433432 Před 7 lety +690

    "Insert whatever you like", so many innuendos lol.

    • @mysterymuffn
      @mysterymuffn Před rokem +1

      I'm 100% sure Lemres said that on purpose. He must think it's funny too

  • @Buhlooey
    @Buhlooey Před 5 lety +39

    "Ugh... Why does everyone always run away from me?"
    not sure, man. maybe the way you word literally everything you say, but I'm not entirely sure

  • @Chucky_Martinez
    @Chucky_Martinez Před 2 lety +22

    5:35 *Wait, WHAT?!*

  • @sewertendo
    @sewertendo Před 7 lety +1127

    It's like "ehhhh, ESRB isn't going to play this far in."

    • @moyosoofficial5042
      @moyosoofficial5042 Před 6 lety +138

      Biggerboot actually, ESRB doesn't play the games, instead they're given a video of "all the most objectionable Content in the game"
      I don't know who makes that video

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin Před 6 lety +53

      MoYoSo Official I guess that is how some undertones tend to slip under the radar.

    • @atteranenforcer5263
      @atteranenforcer5263 Před 4 lety +73

      Considering they now allow a E rating for GAMBLING in a sports game, that wouldn't surprise me now.

    • @zooklightsalt2427
      @zooklightsalt2427 Před 4 lety +39

      ESRB literally stated some of the suggestive dialogue in their rating summary. So yes they allowed it.

    • @silver.shoelaces
      @silver.shoelaces Před 4 lety +50

      @@zooklightsalt2427 I'm also 95% certain most 9 year olds won't understand any of the innuendo anyway.

  • @mannysmyname
    @mannysmyname Před 7 lety +767

    The descriptor DOES say "Mild Suggestive Themes".
    ("mild"... yeah right)

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll Před 7 lety +65

      Yeah, it's mild. There's nothing "suggestive" in Schezo's words - it's pretty obvious :P

    • @jeremyabbott4537
      @jeremyabbott4537 Před 7 lety +100

      they had it set to "m" for mini instead of "w" for wumbo.

    • @hleghe810
      @hleghe810 Před 6 lety +4

      Jeremy Abbott
      It's weird, I looked up that scene for a refresher, and ended up finding a CZcams account called wumbotise or something, that happens to play this game or one in the series

    • @formeremployee1215
      @formeremployee1215 Před 6 lety

      DoctorManny the W was upside down

    • @grishwhanted
      @grishwhanted Před 5 lety +1

      Hleghe AND HE PLAYS SCHEZO

  • @lovemagicfantastic
    @lovemagicfantastic Před 4 lety +10

    “I’ll help you wrestle that book cover to cover. And under the covers, too!”
    This guy is absolute rubbish at concealing the fact he wants to get in everyone’s pants

    • @Luigifan18
      @Luigifan18 Před 3 lety +6

      He doesn't, actually. He just chooses his words *incredibly* poorly.

  • @BoomTheGuardian
    @BoomTheGuardian Před 7 lety +448

    "Are you a violent person?"
    "Of course not!" *brandishes sword*

  • @Lucasa9Poke
    @Lucasa9Poke Před 7 lety +441

    "I want to examine your hand (...). Now give me your hand!"
    "Oh boy..."
    I'm dying.

  • @aznflipguy647
    @aznflipguy647 Před 4 lety +11

    Ben Lepley's delivery is so on-point that just hearing Schezo saying "HEY" already gets me chuckling

  • @dirtytoilet8551
    @dirtytoilet8551 Před 3 lety +16

    6:48
    And people say he's straight.

  • @Melonposting
    @Melonposting Před 7 lety +666

    Honorable mention:
    Tee: *panting* Did we...?
    Ringo: *wheezing* I think we...?

    • @chaotixhero
      @chaotixhero Před 7 lety +42

      Hyperstar96 Whoa What?

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting Před 7 lety +72

      Yep. It's in the first chapter, too.

    • @akumati4061
      @akumati4061 Před 7 lety +2

      Hyperstar96 links

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting Před 7 lety +9

      It's the last cutscene in chapter 1.

    • @Medachod
      @Medachod Před 7 lety +73

      If you think this is bad, she had a rape fantasy in the Japanese original during another chapter. Or at least, that's what it basically was.

  • @wendigomassacre
    @wendigomassacre Před rokem +5

    " there's just something inside him I can't resist."
    Damn bro you could have at least asked him to dinner first -

  • @goomy4046
    @goomy4046 Před 7 lety +110

    chapter (6)9

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 Před 7 lety +671

    How come a more mature game like the Fire Emblem x Atlas crossover game gets the slightest bit of suggestive material removed, and yet a game with a childish tone and art sytle manages to get 9 minutes of the most borderline suggestive dialogue into their game and STILL gets an 10+ rating!?

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 Před 7 lety +189

      *Childish tone and artstyle*
      Appearances help. Plus, the kiddies won't really understand all the weird dialogue, while the SMT/FE crossover had outfits that you'd have to explain, especially with a (slightly) more realistic artstyle.
      I'm not saying it's justified or this is the actual thought process. I'm saying what I think, and I could be wrong about that either way.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin Před 6 lety +50

      ES21007 But even more mature scenes got censored despite the higher age rating and having even worse instances in the game, like with the supports between Saizo and Beruka in FE:Fates.
      The two, being assassins, have a mature and meaningful conversation about their jobs, kills, and how this affects everyone's views of them in a world racked with war. This got censored to the two literally just staring at each other for 4 lines in the english version.
      Yet at any given moment any of your (non-plot important) characters can die, or even in casual be terribly injured ("My bone should NOT be sticking out like that!"), as well as Peri existing.
      She's a psychopath to the point her name is a acronym for different ways of committing murder.
      But the meaningful conversation got censored?

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 5 lety +25

      Legoguy9875 Two words.
      Nintendo Treehouse

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ES21007
      The problem here is things that are explicitly allowed to be there are being removed because they belong.

    • @someoneintheshadow45
      @someoneintheshadow45 Před 3 lety +12

      @@ES21007 I remember being 10. I would have gotten at least half of the innuendos. So yeah only very little kids would take this at face value. This protects NOBODY.

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon Před 7 lety +551

    This is fantastic localization

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 Před 7 lety +12

      Timothy Y.
      Ted Woolsey did nothing wrong

  • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
    @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Arle: “Kids, there’s nothing more cool than meeting someone you like! But if someone approaches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT’S NO GOOD!”

  • @Nenilein
    @Nenilein Před 3 lety +10

    The character's literal first line when he was introduced in the 80s was screaming "I WANT YOU!" at Arle in the open street.

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 Před 3 lety +1

      You've got to be joking

    • @icelingbolt
      @icelingbolt Před 3 lety

      @@andromeda_va39 nope; canonically she chopped off his head too

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 Před 3 lety

      @@icelingbolt SWEET PALUTENA ON A POGO STICK *W H A T*

  • @TheYopAlonso
    @TheYopAlonso Před 7 lety +290

    "Insert *whatever* you'd like!"
    Oh me, oh my... I can't, it's too much

  • @acheesestick545
    @acheesestick545 Před 7 lety +123

    OML THE DESCRIPTION:
    "Chapter 9 is implied stranger dangers from start to finish."

  • @Rutawind
    @Rutawind Před 3 lety +7

    5:35 "Wait, WHAT!?"
    Say what you want about Klug's voice, but that delivery is amazing

  • @crimsonfenrir2334
    @crimsonfenrir2334 Před 7 lety +61

    The whole everything on the dialogue just....
    *Schezo*: I sense hidden power deep inside you. Give me what's inside you!
    *Sig*: Um.... You want.... what?
    *three seconds later*
    *Schezo*: He's resisting? I shall force myself upon him!
    This game is fuckin gold.
    ______________
    *Schezo*: Stand still while I examine you.
    *Sig*: This guy rub me the wrong way.
    *Schezo*: I would never rub you the wrong way!
    *Sig*: What.... Please..... just don't.
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    ______________
    *Lidelle*: Are you a violent person?
    *Schezo*: Of course not! I'll be really gentle with him!
    Oh lord I'm ded.
    ______________
    *Klug*: Are you bothering him?
    *Schezo*: Absolutely not! I just want to examine him all over!
    *Klug*: Ah, okay. Wait, WHAT!?
    Schezo geez so thirsty.
    ______________
    *Amitie*: This guy's weird...
    *Schezo*: You have it all wrong! There's just something inside him I can't resist.
    Schezo can you stop being misleading.
    ______________
    *Schezo*: (To Lemres) Insert whatever you like!
    Then,
    *Schezo*: (To Sig) Brace yourself for the climax!
    I'm dead. Call the ambulance.

    • @hithere911
      @hithere911 Před 3 lety +6

      If you want the final nail in the coffin, he isn't even aware that what he says can be interpreted as inappropriate.

    • @segaking5846
      @segaking5846 Před 3 lety +1

      please bring amberlamps

  • @Wizzkidwas
    @Wizzkidwas Před 7 lety +586

    "Ah, okay." "Wait, WHAT!?"My god Klug you're amazing

    • @ArmoredChocoboLPs
      @ArmoredChocoboLPs Před 7 lety +17

      Why didn't every character have that reaction?

    • @theobserver4214
      @theobserver4214 Před 7 lety +28

      Wizzkidwas this is coming from the person that made Amitie react at some strange page in one of his books, much to his dismay "Hey, that's the wrong page!"

    • @llSuperSnivyll
      @llSuperSnivyll Před 7 lety +25

      Amitie's reaction was also pretty good.
      "Um... what? (This guy's weird)"

    • @gtf234
      @gtf234 Před 7 lety +15

      ArmoredChocobo, because Schezo's way of talking is very old hat for any character that was also from Madou Monogatari alongside Schezo. Such a reaction doesn't work for them they way it does with the Tetraminos and Fever characters. Heck Witch frequently busts his chops by baiting him into the original exchange that forever marked him as a pervert from way back in Madou 2, with her flustering him by playing his part and the irony of it being something he actually said first going right over his head.

    • @Wizzkidwas
      @Wizzkidwas Před 7 lety +72

      Sig too
      "I WOULD NEVER RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY"
      "What."

  • @karnovrpg
    @karnovrpg Před 7 lety +424

    I would worship Schezo's dark, powerful sword.

  • @Sparkz1607
    @Sparkz1607 Před 6 lety +5

    Schezo the Honorable Dark Knight of Blissfully Unaware Questionable Phrasing

  • @goatles9423
    @goatles9423 Před 3 lety +5

    It's been nearly four years since I watched this video, and by extension, was introduced to the Puyo Puyo series. Thank you for uploading this and the CZcams algorithm for constantly recommending this to me

  • @BinaryHedgehog1
    @BinaryHedgehog1 Před 7 lety +398

    Schezo's entire character, right here. By the way, this is being passed around the English Puyo community. Lucky, you!

  • @shawnsomething64
    @shawnsomething64 Před 7 lety +185

    Puyo Puyo Tetris dialogue is so good, you can use it in a hentai VN and no one would notice

  • @Zen-fj5iy
    @Zen-fj5iy Před 3 lety +4

    "I am Schezo, the dark mage."
    *holds a fucking sword*

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel Před rokem +6

    "Time to clear my name by assaulting this young girl!" ☠️

  • @Snev
    @Snev Před 7 lety +164

    2:33 He just fucking blinks out of existence. I love it.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin Před 6 lety +12

      octotartine He actually just leaves normally.
      Look again, he rather clearly slides off screen.

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 Před rokem +4

      @@YourCrazyDolphin He just does it so fast that it looks like he blinked out of existence

  • @theobserver4214
    @theobserver4214 Před 7 lety +157

    Schezo is actually Schezoing now.
    3:14 10/10 best response to a perverted-sounding magician