Dark Mage and Master Wordsmith Schezo Wegey is a very misunderstood fellow. Chapter 9 is implied stranger dangers from start to finish. / sixfortyfive / six_forty_five
Schezo is basically a harem anime protagonist, but instead of getting into weird and wild situations, he just says stuff that would get him arrested with everyone giving a realistic reaction
With how hard he fumbles his words in this game, it’s safe to say that he deepthroats the whole damn leg rather than simply putting his foot in his mouth
Frog wizard Well to be fair he just had that sword for show. The last time he used that sword "properly" was in Puyo Puyo Sun where he blindly flails his sword around in a few cutscenes, and tries to bald Satan in the final battle cutscene
wtf, the guy who voiced Schezo apparently does not have a page on wikipedia, probably meaning he hasn't done that many rolls so far in his carrier. This needs to change.
Puyo Puyo is a very foreign game, though, in its concept. Normally, cutesy Japanese games NEVER have dubs, so it's rather difficult to come by any professional actors willing to do it, much less many that can actually pull off the tone. Christine was a guarantee since her voice is naturally adorable, but the majority of the cast are pretty new to the voice acting side of things. Amitie, Sig and Satan (alt) were among the highlights that copied their Japanese counterparts almost too well.
@@Medachod However, there are a few voices that are very well known, Satan: Xander Mobus Ex: Matt Mercer Lidelle and O: Erin Fitzgerald (I think she was both?) And some others (this is late but shh)
the funny thing is that this is actually one of the more innocent entries in the puyo puyo franchise, in the earlier installments people literally called schezo a "pervert"
I love all of chapter 9 xD "Give me what's inside you!" "Now give me your hand!" "I'll be gentle with him." "I just want to ask Sig for his hand." "There's just something inside him I can't resist." "And he and I are definetely not sleeping together." "I told you I'd come for you!" "Brace yourself for the climax."
I still can't believe they actually toned Schezo's terrible wording *UP* instead of censoring it. Also, the Ocean Prince now has a rather... neutral-sounding voice.
"Stop acting weird! You got troubles with that book? I'll help you wrestle that book cover-to-cover! ...And under the covers too!" "Gee, thanks! That actually helped."
It's funny how most games get censored here in the West to make it better for everyone. This game on the other hand, I think added MORE innuendo for the sake of comedy so Schezo' s joke wouldn't be lost on American players
He actually has no idea that his sentences can be interpreted in a lewd way. Here's an actual quote to prove my point: "Does anyone else hear this guy? Why am I the creeper?" -Schezo
Biggerboot actually, ESRB doesn't play the games, instead they're given a video of "all the most objectionable Content in the game" I don't know who makes that video
Jeremy Abbott It's weird, I looked up that scene for a refresher, and ended up finding a CZcams account called wumbotise or something, that happens to play this game or one in the series
“I’ll help you wrestle that book cover to cover. And under the covers, too!” This guy is absolute rubbish at concealing the fact he wants to get in everyone’s pants
How come a more mature game like the Fire Emblem x Atlas crossover game gets the slightest bit of suggestive material removed, and yet a game with a childish tone and art sytle manages to get 9 minutes of the most borderline suggestive dialogue into their game and STILL gets an 10+ rating!?
*Childish tone and artstyle* Appearances help. Plus, the kiddies won't really understand all the weird dialogue, while the SMT/FE crossover had outfits that you'd have to explain, especially with a (slightly) more realistic artstyle. I'm not saying it's justified or this is the actual thought process. I'm saying what I think, and I could be wrong about that either way.
ES21007 But even more mature scenes got censored despite the higher age rating and having even worse instances in the game, like with the supports between Saizo and Beruka in FE:Fates. The two, being assassins, have a mature and meaningful conversation about their jobs, kills, and how this affects everyone's views of them in a world racked with war. This got censored to the two literally just staring at each other for 4 lines in the english version. Yet at any given moment any of your (non-plot important) characters can die, or even in casual be terribly injured ("My bone should NOT be sticking out like that!"), as well as Peri existing. She's a psychopath to the point her name is a acronym for different ways of committing murder. But the meaningful conversation got censored?
@@ES21007 I remember being 10. I would have gotten at least half of the innuendos. So yeah only very little kids would take this at face value. This protects NOBODY.
Arle: “Kids, there’s nothing more cool than meeting someone you like! But if someone approaches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT’S NO GOOD!”
The whole everything on the dialogue just.... *Schezo*: I sense hidden power deep inside you. Give me what's inside you! *Sig*: Um.... You want.... what? *three seconds later* *Schezo*: He's resisting? I shall force myself upon him! This game is fuckin gold. ______________ *Schezo*: Stand still while I examine you. *Sig*: This guy rub me the wrong way. *Schezo*: I would never rub you the wrong way! *Sig*: What.... Please..... just don't. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ______________ *Lidelle*: Are you a violent person? *Schezo*: Of course not! I'll be really gentle with him! Oh lord I'm ded. ______________ *Klug*: Are you bothering him? *Schezo*: Absolutely not! I just want to examine him all over! *Klug*: Ah, okay. Wait, WHAT!? Schezo geez so thirsty. ______________ *Amitie*: This guy's weird... *Schezo*: You have it all wrong! There's just something inside him I can't resist. Schezo can you stop being misleading. ______________ *Schezo*: (To Lemres) Insert whatever you like! Then, *Schezo*: (To Sig) Brace yourself for the climax! I'm dead. Call the ambulance.
Wizzkidwas this is coming from the person that made Amitie react at some strange page in one of his books, much to his dismay "Hey, that's the wrong page!"
ArmoredChocobo, because Schezo's way of talking is very old hat for any character that was also from Madou Monogatari alongside Schezo. Such a reaction doesn't work for them they way it does with the Tetraminos and Fever characters. Heck Witch frequently busts his chops by baiting him into the original exchange that forever marked him as a pervert from way back in Madou 2, with her flustering him by playing his part and the irony of it being something he actually said first going right over his head.
About that. Other that the innuendo about it every time you win, I actually noticed it's kinda clear, like it's made of crystal or something. And it's huge. (Penny face)
It's been nearly four years since I watched this video, and by extension, was introduced to the Puyo Puyo series. Thank you for uploading this and the CZcams algorithm for constantly recommending this to me
Schezo is basically a harem anime protagonist, but instead of getting into weird and wild situations, he just says stuff that would get him arrested with everyone giving a realistic reaction
He more of a sojo protagonist.
So an Isekai protagonist
4:29
"Are you a violent person?"
*Pulls out sword*
"Of course not!"
Like a Benvolio of video games.
*I ' L L B E R E A L L Y G E N T L E W I T H H I M*
*I don't trust you.*
*Facepalm*
And he wonders why she doesn’t trust him...
>Be Schezo in forest
>Hears someone call "creeper"
>Hates being called a creeper
>Goes to check it out anyway
Well, it was Arle who screamed the word, so maybe he assumed she was making fun of him?
“Explodes”
>Be scherzo in the forest
>Hears someone call creeper
>Aww man
@@halcyonn8896 Hey! Who are you calling Creeper Aww man?
Does he realise the stuff he's saying?
Schezo is a master of the "putting your foot in the mouth" school of conversation, with a heavy focus on the "digging yourself deeper" style.
With how hard he fumbles his words in this game, it’s safe to say that he deepthroats the whole damn leg rather than simply putting his foot in his mouth
i am defintely stealing this line this is amazing😂
The thing is he doesn't even know that he is doing it.
At this point I think he likes going deeper.
Hey! Stop making him go deeper. He 'a sensitive.
Now, THIS is what I call quality fucking dialogue.
「 Lucashpm 」 Quality _fucking_ dialogue indeed.
hell yes. i was looking forward to how they would localize schezo, and I was EVEN MORE PLEASED THAN EXPECTED. More than makes up for Dark Prince
Did you know that Dark Prince's affection for Arle was part of his character from the very start? Did you know WHY he's after her?
Stardust Charthalos Not that she stole him, but that Carbuncle chose her. But yes, the Dark Prince was going to give Carbuncle to his true love.
Q U A L I T Y
The programmers/translators were probably laughing their asses off.
I know I was when watching this.
Imagine the voice actors
glazes over lines) not this shit again
The JP writers and VA must have had a good time too, because there he isn't called a creeper, but a pervert. It's wonderful.
@@LaskyLabs but didn't Schezo's wish was to don't get called "pervert" so they started calling him "creep"
Sig normally: -_-
Sig talking to Amitie: -_-
Amitie: I've never seen him so scared.
XD that’s so true tho
This guy can only speak Innuendonese-
Lmao True
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
Yes.
XD new language to learn, Thanks
He can speak plain understandable non dirty joke English if he tries hard enough but it's more fun when he doesn't.
Here lies Schezo
He never scored.
Even in the dark.
Here lies Schezo.
He only wanted Arle
WOW! I got your reference. Beavis and Butthead, right?
He never scored. Even when he wielded a sword like his.
he tried his hardest
Schezo's Sexual Frustated Adventure
Schezo’s bizarre perverted adventure
nice jojoke
Marisa Kirisame schezo's bizzare adventures creeper crusaders
Schezo's Bizarre Adventure: Sig is Uncreepable
***** schezo's bizzare adventure: creeper blood
"I'll be really gentle with him. I promise."
*He's not even **_trying_** to dumb it down. What a champ.*
HE DOESN'T EVEN REALISE WHAT IT MAMES EVERYONE THINK! DOES HE EVEN KNOW!?
"The time has come for me to clear my reputation... by assaulting this young girl!"
Schezo. Schezo no.
"He and I are definitely not sleeping together!" THIS GAME. I CAN'T.
WHERE IS IT!?
Slime in a Box 7:45
landon159753
Thanks.
Also I’m definitely sleeping with you
Slime in a Box :///-
I ship it
fun fact: "Schezo" is spelled similarly to the italian word "scherzo" which means "joke"
*yeah.*
•Halliho• Which is especially funny because his name apparently translates to "The gorgeous man who defiles the gods" according to ancient languages
I always thought it a weird corruption of the word cheese. As in Schezo Wegey=Cheese Wedge
non me ne sono neanche accorto.
*_waaAAAAAAAAAAAA_*
OctoYeet scherzo is better translated with "prank", but I get your point
6:33 The delivery on "You're a bad man!" is one of the best I've heard in my whole life
Ikr xD
It’s so perfect it cannot be replicated (I mean, except by her actress lol)
You're a Batman!! >:(((
Christine Marie Cabanos kicked ass with Amitie
"Stay away from the summoner!"
Schezo the best man for pickup lines
....and Accidental innuendos
O yes
"I'll help you wrestle that book cover to cover!"
"...and under the covers, too!"
This guy is amazing.
You know, it's no wonder Lemres mistook him for gay in 15th Anniversary.
StoneXL And Rulue in SUN.
What the fuck
Everything Schezo says can very easily be accompanied by a lenny face.
just...
"Insert whatever you like!"(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Or
"I'd never rub you the wrong way!" (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I WOULD _NEVER_ RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY!"
nice pfp
What? Please... Just Don't.
O no
Yeah, I bet Arle said that exact same thing to him the other night, amirite?
Liam Funnyman NO. NOOOOOPE
"I prefer you to scream my name when we're together."
*oh*
...In bed.
(I couldn't resist.)
“he actually came when I called!”
The real impurity was when dark prince said "rock scissors paper" instead of "rock paper scissors"
Schezo is a selling point of this game alone
If he's not on a watch list somewhere in that world, someone's not doing their job.
*H E J.* Who are you calling a creeper?!
Aw man
My friend legitimately bought this game because I showed him this, so yes, yes he si.
He’s the reason I bought the game last year
"I cant believe you actually came"
"I told you I'll come for you!"
........Someone help
Also, "HE ACTUALLY CAME WHEN I CALLED!" from Arle. Which elicits no similar response from Schezo for whatever reason.
*Vinesauce(Vinny) laughs like a madman*
BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE CLIMAX
Wait, Vinny played the story mode?
Time to watch
mrgameandmusic *Bayonetta intensifies*
''I ROCKED their world, Arle, and now it's your turn!"
Dead.
Don't you mean "...in bed?"
Pre-Schezo: Rated E 10+
Post-Schezo: Rated M
just to let you know the old schezo said the word sh-
@@netziguess3507 continue
"Are you a violent person ?"
"of course not"
schezo says that as he sticks his sword out
Frog wizard While yelling.
Frog wizard Well to be fair he just had that sword for show. The last time he used that sword "properly" was in Puyo Puyo Sun where he blindly flails his sword around in a few cutscenes, and tries to bald Satan in the final battle cutscene
_STICKS_
_"sticks his sword out"_
Which sword?
"I just want to examine him all over!"
"Ah, okay."
"Wait, WHAT?!"
My sides
5:31
*interesting choice of words there schezo*
The delivery of those lines is just golden
English:Wait what!? Japanese:HENTAI DA!
@@gaalxystar1873 Wait WHAT!?
You can bet the dubbing crew had a huge blast with Schezo.
Cranberoo Schese's VA is the best thing in adventure mode. It most have been difficult to hold in their laughter.
A *huge blast* indeed
0:22 "I prefer you to scream my name when we're together."
*concern*
Not sure whether to say it again...oh, what the heck.
...in bed.
*_slowly gets the phone and dials 911_*
Fun Fact:
Arle is 16
Schezo is 180!
@@CosmicSponge2004 MORE CONCERN
@@CosmicSponge2004 I'm sorry
*WHAT.* (゚∀゚)
"Please go away." - Sig 2017
"go away." - Gladion 2016
Is this an edgy catch phrase or?
No because at least Sig had the courtesy to say please. He just sounds really sleepy if anything.
Dairunt "Crowd-gone-wild cheer"
Arii
Technically, the game came out in Japan in 2014
The poor boy just wants to catch bugs
I prefer you to scream my name when we're together
Lara Cantaloupe Oh yeah!
...In bed.
I don't get it
@@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 bruh, read the reply above yours
jestfullgremblim800 I still don't get it.
0:47 "You expect me to answer to "creeper" like it's no big deal?"
Yeah, just respond with "aww man".
PROPER RESPONSE
PROPER RESPONSE
"Are you a violent person?"
"Of course not!"
Raises sword
wtf, the guy who voiced Schezo apparently does not have a page on wikipedia, probably meaning he hasn't done that many rolls so far in his carrier.
This needs to change.
Seacliff He needs more roles, he is amazing, lol
Puyo Puyo is a very foreign game, though, in its concept. Normally, cutesy Japanese games NEVER have dubs, so it's rather difficult to come by any professional actors willing to do it, much less many that can actually pull off the tone.
Christine was a guarantee since her voice is naturally adorable, but the majority of the cast are pretty new to the voice acting side of things. Amitie, Sig and Satan (alt) were among the highlights that copied their Japanese counterparts almost too well.
He kind of reminds me of Dan Green, but a little lighter, quite nice
he- he's a girl
@@Medachod However, there are a few voices that are very well known,
Satan: Xander Mobus
Ex: Matt Mercer
Lidelle and O: Erin Fitzgerald (I think she was both?)
And some others (this is late but shh)
7:42 "That'd mean he's sleeping too... And he and I are definitely not sleeping together."
Wow, congrats on the E10+ rating
Dang...
We get our sex ed education at age 8 in my school district (not sure if nationwide)
@@Probablyabox 8?
@@sonichegehodge5778
yes
@@sonichegehodge5778 around 9-11 UK
the funny thing is that this is actually one of the more innocent entries in the puyo puyo franchise, in the earlier installments people literally called schezo a "pervert"
He* made a wish for people to stop calling him a pervert, they changed it to weirdo.
I think "creeper" is worse than "pervert"
His complete obliviousness and confidence in virtually everything he says is what makes him so hilarious. Poor innocent boy.
"I WOULD NEVER RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY"
Schezo is a treasure. Lmao
I'd probably say something in response to that like, "Yeah, I bet Arle said the exact same thing to you last night."
hes also on a registry
@@liamfunnyman6965 You put weird feeling into my knee caps
@@CosmicSponge2004 That's a rare sentence.
"Rock Scissors Paper"
It hurts more than one would think.
SuperML IKR but people who say rock paper scissors are THE WORST!
The Wily Wimpod Papers rock scissors?
The Wily Wimpod but Rock Paper Scissors rolls off the tongue so easily. It's just so natural.
This is gonna turn into a war on which order to say it in... isn't it...?
I just realized how "done with this shit" Arle is. After all, she's canonically been dealing with this for ELEVEN STRAIGHT YEARS
arle needs to stop going bayoen and get an assault rifle, it works better lmao
@@EpicFurbynerd76YO I dunno, it seems like Schezo would be the one to have an *assault* rifle, and how he would know not to rub it the wrong way.
@@darinlunderman8063 hahaha!
Schezo has had all his lines turned into innuendos so often he’s basically chuggaconroy at this point
hes always been like that
Localization does Schezo's character justice
Perhaps a little too much.
Nah, you mean perfection.
Kirby Huy Schezo is bae.
Kirby Huy Schezo is Best Puyo Guy
Kirby Huy Duh
There was only a small chance of this dialogue actually working and they managed to do so.
LaughinGhost I love to think it went like that
RaoulWB / Rilliam what does that mean!?
I thought they would tone it down.
I was way off from that guess.
Honestly it's the voice acting that really makes it - dude's putting in his all lmao
I love all of chapter 9 xD
"Give me what's inside you!"
"Now give me your hand!"
"I'll be gentle with him."
"I just want to ask Sig for his hand."
"There's just something inside him I can't resist."
"And he and I are definetely not sleeping together."
"I told you I'd come for you!"
"Brace yourself for the climax."
All his dialogue is hilarious as fuck, but for some reason I lost it at 1:52 “does anyone hear this guy? Why am I the creeper”
"Brace yourself for the climax!"
This must've slipped by the radar, there's no way this game got an E10 for Everyone, I'm laughing so hard right now.
klunsgod me too XD
How the fuck was this even PEGI3 in Europe.
BleuStar365 But in today's soccer mom society this is just legendary.
"Insert whatever you like!"
Shadow the Edgehog was E10+ by the way.
Moral of the story: RATINGS ARE BULLSHIT!
I still can't believe they actually toned Schezo's terrible wording *UP* instead of censoring it.
Also, the Ocean Prince now has a rather... neutral-sounding voice.
That's sorta a good thing in a slight way, as he used to have that sort of wording before Japan finally had a rating system.
Dolphin Smash. yeah... I got nothing. That's the only line I remember from the battles.
DanieluYoshikoto Whale Charge
Neat
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They censor Satan but give Schenzo's wording a boost. Trade-offs, if you will.
"Brace yourself for the climax"
...in bed.
@@liamfunnyman6965 I see you in most of these reply sections with this, _and it's bad that i laugh-_
@@mablepaynemp I'm kinda trying to make it a meme in the Puyo Fandom to reply "...In bed." to these "Schezoisms," as I call them.
"This guy's rubbing me the wrong way"
Someone help him.
"Things come easy when you wield a sword like this one!"
Oh my...
(Uncaring Love plays in the background)
Brace yourself for the climax!
I can't believe you came
...In bed.
Be honest, who else read that "Oh my" in Zarbon's voice?
"I need an adult"
I am an adult.
I need a better adult.
I just read that in Sig's voice.
I need an adultier adult.
Zennock
No, wait, I need TWO, TWO ADULTS!
"the time has come for me to clear my reputation
B Y A S S A U L T I N G T H I S Y O U N G G I R L"
*KIRBY'S CALLING THE POLICE*
"...by assaulting this young girl!"
I was NOT expecting that holy shit 💀💀💀💀
This reminds me of those 90s shows filled with sexual innuendos left untranslated until adulthood.
Like Animaniacs.
Shezo has been called a pervert for years
"Stop acting weird!
You got troubles with that book?
I'll help you wrestle that book cover-to-cover!
...And under the covers too!"
"Gee, thanks! That actually helped."
in bed
4:56
Are sex jokes a language now
@@catbug563 Your comment made me laugh so hard so I'm just gonna say yea
I was in the middle of yawning when I read this and I ended up choking on air
You forgot his lose line:
"I've been finished..."
...in bed.
Or his character select line:
"I'm all yours!"
"I prefer you scream my name when were together!"
oh
Say it with me everyone: "...in bed."
Schezo is the character that never got into Fire Emblem
But he's from a dungeon crawler rpg series...
He did... just as Dedue.
Puyo Puyo X Fire Emblem???
@@MC-bo6ql you're under 13
@Pyro Flare No czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
This is what I live for.
Sig sounds absolutely perfect.
"I want your... power!"
"No thanks."
Too perfect.
Toadamos AcePsychic I'm in love with Sig's voice.
Omg I know right. I thought I was the only one who loved it at first
Toadamos AcePsychic At first I didn't like his voice but after I played the story mode, I loved it
can i call him my husbando yet?
Casual reminder that Dark Prince's English VA is Xander Mobus, who went on to voice Tanzo Kubo in Neo: The World Ends with You
As well as Joker from Persona 5 and the Smash 4 and Ultimate announcer
- "I can't believe you actually came."
😲
-
"I told you I'll come for you!" 😨
- "Now let me see your hand!" 🤯
>He actually came when i called
TiKAL Guess Schezo's rubbing off on her, too
Joshua Samm That sounds exactly like something Schezo would say, oh my gosh.
@@PALWolfOS ...in bed.
In the Japanese version she yelled “hentai”, which means pervert. They did a great job localizing this game.
Schezo needs to be monitored...
no he just needs to learn new japanese
No he needs to learn new everything
No he needs to learn
He needs to
He needs
It's funny how most games get censored here in the West to make it better for everyone. This game on the other hand, I think added MORE innuendo for the sake of comedy so Schezo' s joke wouldn't be lost on American players
That's What Happens When We Don't Get A New Localization For 13 Years
5:01 i fucking love this line. this isn't even suggesting it any more, this is downright stating it.
"I'll be really gentle with him".
do you realize what you meant Schezo...
He actually has no idea that his sentences can be interpreted in a lewd way.
Here's an actual quote to prove my point:
"Does anyone else hear this guy? Why am I the creeper?" -Schezo
It Because They Call Him a Pervert in Japan.
And because most of his wordings tend to have *very* romantic undertones in modern Japanese.
"I just want to examine all over him"
Is the whole plot of this game just Schezo making innuendos trying to Find Sig?
Where can I buy?
theyellowgreninja W
That's the whole plot of chapter 9. The rest is about how magical falling blocks and magical falling blobs bring people together.
It's just one of the post game chapters
Unfortunately not. We need a spin off, where the plot is Schezo chasing people for their power.
@@FluffyGameplay Im down for that.
Steam
“There’s just something inside him I can’t resist” jfc he l p m e
This game is hilarious without context
*Why does everyone always run away from me!?*
*Why am I the creeper!?*
_Please go away._
*Schezo:* Does anyone else hear this guy? Why am I the creeper?
*Me:* Maybe its cause you don't hear *yourself* most of the time, you idiot. -_-
@@shinyneko8136 It’s funny how the one who does it accidentally is the only one who ever notices the guy that literally means it.
I love that bitch
"Insert whatever you like", so many innuendos lol.
I'm 100% sure Lemres said that on purpose. He must think it's funny too
"Ugh... Why does everyone always run away from me?"
not sure, man. maybe the way you word literally everything you say, but I'm not entirely sure
5:35 *Wait, WHAT?!*
It's like "ehhhh, ESRB isn't going to play this far in."
Biggerboot actually, ESRB doesn't play the games, instead they're given a video of "all the most objectionable Content in the game"
I don't know who makes that video
MoYoSo Official I guess that is how some undertones tend to slip under the radar.
Considering they now allow a E rating for GAMBLING in a sports game, that wouldn't surprise me now.
ESRB literally stated some of the suggestive dialogue in their rating summary. So yes they allowed it.
@@zooklightsalt2427 I'm also 95% certain most 9 year olds won't understand any of the innuendo anyway.
The descriptor DOES say "Mild Suggestive Themes".
("mild"... yeah right)
Yeah, it's mild. There's nothing "suggestive" in Schezo's words - it's pretty obvious :P
they had it set to "m" for mini instead of "w" for wumbo.
Jeremy Abbott
It's weird, I looked up that scene for a refresher, and ended up finding a CZcams account called wumbotise or something, that happens to play this game or one in the series
DoctorManny the W was upside down
Hleghe AND HE PLAYS SCHEZO
“I’ll help you wrestle that book cover to cover. And under the covers, too!”
This guy is absolute rubbish at concealing the fact he wants to get in everyone’s pants
He doesn't, actually. He just chooses his words *incredibly* poorly.
"Are you a violent person?"
"Of course not!" *brandishes sword*
"I want to examine your hand (...). Now give me your hand!"
"Oh boy..."
I'm dying.
Ben Lepley's delivery is so on-point that just hearing Schezo saying "HEY" already gets me chuckling
6:48
And people say he's straight.
Honorable mention:
Tee: *panting* Did we...?
Ringo: *wheezing* I think we...?
Hyperstar96 Whoa What?
Yep. It's in the first chapter, too.
Hyperstar96 links
It's the last cutscene in chapter 1.
If you think this is bad, she had a rape fantasy in the Japanese original during another chapter. Or at least, that's what it basically was.
" there's just something inside him I can't resist."
Damn bro you could have at least asked him to dinner first -
chapter (6)9
How come a more mature game like the Fire Emblem x Atlas crossover game gets the slightest bit of suggestive material removed, and yet a game with a childish tone and art sytle manages to get 9 minutes of the most borderline suggestive dialogue into their game and STILL gets an 10+ rating!?
*Childish tone and artstyle*
Appearances help. Plus, the kiddies won't really understand all the weird dialogue, while the SMT/FE crossover had outfits that you'd have to explain, especially with a (slightly) more realistic artstyle.
I'm not saying it's justified or this is the actual thought process. I'm saying what I think, and I could be wrong about that either way.
ES21007 But even more mature scenes got censored despite the higher age rating and having even worse instances in the game, like with the supports between Saizo and Beruka in FE:Fates.
The two, being assassins, have a mature and meaningful conversation about their jobs, kills, and how this affects everyone's views of them in a world racked with war. This got censored to the two literally just staring at each other for 4 lines in the english version.
Yet at any given moment any of your (non-plot important) characters can die, or even in casual be terribly injured ("My bone should NOT be sticking out like that!"), as well as Peri existing.
She's a psychopath to the point her name is a acronym for different ways of committing murder.
But the meaningful conversation got censored?
Legoguy9875 Two words.
Nintendo Treehouse
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The problem here is things that are explicitly allowed to be there are being removed because they belong.
@@ES21007 I remember being 10. I would have gotten at least half of the innuendos. So yeah only very little kids would take this at face value. This protects NOBODY.
This is fantastic localization
Timothy Y.
Ted Woolsey did nothing wrong
Arle: “Kids, there’s nothing more cool than meeting someone you like! But if someone approaches you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT’S NO GOOD!”
The character's literal first line when he was introduced in the 80s was screaming "I WANT YOU!" at Arle in the open street.
You've got to be joking
@@andromeda_va39 nope; canonically she chopped off his head too
@@icelingbolt SWEET PALUTENA ON A POGO STICK *W H A T*
"Insert *whatever* you'd like!"
Oh me, oh my... I can't, it's too much
The tone does not help.
OML THE DESCRIPTION:
"Chapter 9 is implied stranger dangers from start to finish."
5:35 "Wait, WHAT!?"
Say what you want about Klug's voice, but that delivery is amazing
The whole everything on the dialogue just....
*Schezo*: I sense hidden power deep inside you. Give me what's inside you!
*Sig*: Um.... You want.... what?
*three seconds later*
*Schezo*: He's resisting? I shall force myself upon him!
This game is fuckin gold.
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*Schezo*: Stand still while I examine you.
*Sig*: This guy rub me the wrong way.
*Schezo*: I would never rub you the wrong way!
*Sig*: What.... Please..... just don't.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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*Lidelle*: Are you a violent person?
*Schezo*: Of course not! I'll be really gentle with him!
Oh lord I'm ded.
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*Klug*: Are you bothering him?
*Schezo*: Absolutely not! I just want to examine him all over!
*Klug*: Ah, okay. Wait, WHAT!?
Schezo geez so thirsty.
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*Amitie*: This guy's weird...
*Schezo*: You have it all wrong! There's just something inside him I can't resist.
Schezo can you stop being misleading.
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*Schezo*: (To Lemres) Insert whatever you like!
Then,
*Schezo*: (To Sig) Brace yourself for the climax!
I'm dead. Call the ambulance.
If you want the final nail in the coffin, he isn't even aware that what he says can be interpreted as inappropriate.
please bring amberlamps
"Ah, okay." "Wait, WHAT!?"My god Klug you're amazing
Why didn't every character have that reaction?
Wizzkidwas this is coming from the person that made Amitie react at some strange page in one of his books, much to his dismay "Hey, that's the wrong page!"
Amitie's reaction was also pretty good.
"Um... what? (This guy's weird)"
ArmoredChocobo, because Schezo's way of talking is very old hat for any character that was also from Madou Monogatari alongside Schezo. Such a reaction doesn't work for them they way it does with the Tetraminos and Fever characters. Heck Witch frequently busts his chops by baiting him into the original exchange that forever marked him as a pervert from way back in Madou 2, with her flustering him by playing his part and the irony of it being something he actually said first going right over his head.
Sig too
"I WOULD NEVER RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY"
"What."
I would worship Schezo's dark, powerful sword.
Please go away.
^
No thanks.
About that. Other that the innuendo about it every time you win, I actually noticed it's kinda clear, like it's made of crystal or something. And it's huge. (Penny face)
karnovrpg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Schezo the Honorable Dark Knight of Blissfully Unaware Questionable Phrasing
It's been nearly four years since I watched this video, and by extension, was introduced to the Puyo Puyo series. Thank you for uploading this and the CZcams algorithm for constantly recommending this to me
Schezo's entire character, right here. By the way, this is being passed around the English Puyo community. Lucky, you!
Puyo Puyo Tetris dialogue is so good, you can use it in a hentai VN and no one would notice
"I am Schezo, the dark mage."
*holds a fucking sword*
"Time to clear my name by assaulting this young girl!" ☠️
2:33 He just fucking blinks out of existence. I love it.
octotartine He actually just leaves normally.
Look again, he rather clearly slides off screen.
@@YourCrazyDolphin He just does it so fast that it looks like he blinked out of existence
Schezo is actually Schezoing now.
3:14 10/10 best response to a perverted-sounding magician
lol thanks for the likes internet