Nugget Branding | The Tim Dillon Show
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2023
- Tim explains why everyone deserves what’s left of the American dream, analyzes a fast food lawsuit and hopes to befriend Twitter’s new CEO.
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#TimGivesBack - Komedie
Words can’t describe how calming it is to watch this trucker with $1M sunglasses rant about Britney Spears.
now if he could only have a mental breakdown, shave his head like she did, date Kevin Federline, and get a Las Vegas residency
Can't believe he puts on $2M sunglasses just to podcast for us.
We are so lucky he graces us with his $3M sunglass-bespectacled face ranting the red-faced rage of a man with Irish blood coursing through his pale blue veins.
Pregnant trucker*
@@PSOpwnagefake business
He’s doing coke
I love how Tim calls himself an “ex-gay cocaine addict” implying he’s no longer gay and is still a coke addict
fruadien slip?
Fire comment
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this 😭
Ooh minute mark
Fat old people cant do coke. You gotta pick a lane.
"Everyone's autistic now"
God I love Tim
The man is an Oracle!
He stole that bit from Redbar
he's right tho. everyone is autistic or has adhd . it's really just shitty parenting.
This thread is for sure
@@jlllx most people with autism and adhd are really just suffering from a neuro-immune disease that produces symptoms similar to autism and adhd.
the last few episodes have felt like a Tim Dillon renaissance, feels like I’m watching during the middle of the pandemic again
Someone says this every time but it's the first time I've really agreed. He's on a tear.
Pandemic Tim was the best time of my life! I miss the lockdowns!
@@GuntherSDoumson2178 Tim Dillon was so high energy and engaged back then. This Tim Dillon is 50% of what he once was.
You don't want to hear more podcasters talk about podcasting
He’s on fire most definitely
Tim stopping the nugget article right before it says the kids autistic and then proceeds to say the only way your kid burns their leg w a nugget is if their retarded was absolutely killing me 😂😂😂
my autistic kids and narcissistic wife are driving me nuts. this is my sanctuary for the next hour. 🙏
Conduct some fake business and sell them some precious gemstones and get them all caught up in a pyramid scheme, yes or yes.
Just be loving and supportive but also strong for your kids. They will love you for it. My mom is a narcissist and I saw it when I got older
put on a wig and a dress, assert your dominance
Head up brother
My uncle is a narcissist. Good thing, I can easily keep my distance. He treats my mom (his sister) disrespectfully he is so mean to her. But when my dad is there, he is on his best behavior. Anyway TMI it’s rough. I sympathize.
A butch lesbian poet wearing $425,000 sunglasses telling me how I deserve nothing but the worst, has given me the strength to keep going another day.
Love,
Q
Touching sentiments. 🥂
New Q drop is EN FUEGO
BASED AND TIMOTHY-PILLED
Every day, we fail, but every day, we try again - Pepe the Frog
every week, the value of those sunglasses goes up. Damn inflation
“Love, Q” ahahahhhahaha😂😂😂
Tim just writes a entire epic movie about a Venezuelan in a rant ??!!?? Come on man that was pure gold !!!
Shit you could probably make it three separate movies The upbringing becoming a dad and construction worker end ot with his first deal, second one easily just becoming a king pin realizing all the power is in politics, third he creates a legacy political family and becomes the first president born out of country!
I wonder if Jennifer will sue the congressman for child support
new season of Narcos right there hah
@@badkarma11b HA
Hopefully, this doesn't get him in trouble with the writers guilds.
Tim looks like the baseball coach that hangs out and smokes near the concession stand benches when his team's not playing.
And while they are playing
Coach has a runny nose and a special water bottle only for coach too eh!?
Tim looks like the guy who sold my uncle his dying mother's hydrocodone after she did chemo.
Tim looks like the guy you find watching you when you do something stupid in public.
I love this comment. Americana!
The duality of this man. Spraying truth like a new age Carlin and dressing like he traps large rodents for a living. Life in the pig city❤
"Look, here's a shelter & we've made mashed potatoes for these people."
I love it when the human family pulls it together.
This reminds me of old school Tim Dillon during the pandemic. Best show in a while.
This is the best podcast I've seen in a long time from him they're all good but this is Tim Dillon god mode this guy's stream-of-consciousness is amazing
The last half has me dying!!!
I think he had help from an off-white powder, great pod either way
Your name is Joshua Gay. My name is Joshua and I am gay. Mind blown.
"It's like instead of just breathing, you have nuggets" so true 🤣
Lol
😂 I use nuggets as a palette cleanser in between burgers
Dillon getting consistent again. God love ya Pig. Can you please…for CHRIST…have Shane Gilliy on soon.
No way dude
@@dimitrisolejak26 wroong
Gotta love it when the Dawgs and pigs collab
Should be soon they have shows together coming up
Podcast GOATs
Imagine the traumatizing bedtime stories Tim would tell his future children. 😂
Tim really out here making butt babies with his twink lacrosse-playing fiance. What a legend.
Customer Guy who is the lacrosse playing twink?
its a good thing that will never happen.
IN A WORLD WHERE BRITNEY SPEARS DIDNT HAVE A CONSERVATIVESHIP 😂
In a world where women are no longer needed…
I’d buy this guy’s energy drink
It's an off-white powder. Pinkish or yellowish.
But are you enough of a chad to drink his kool-aid?
It's just a mixture of cocaine and cum
By far the most articulate and original comic out today. Yes or yes?
Nick Mullen, Jerrod Carmichael, Shane Gillis and Louis CK right there but I feel ya haha
My personal favorite out there right now.
Only seen him live once but watched all his recorded stuff. Truthfully, he’s an alright comedian and an outstanding broadcaster. There a lot of much better standups rn
His podcast is elite though, give ya that
Yes or yes? In his voice makes me cry laughing
Tim, Nick Mullen and Theo Von
😂😂😂 That nugget segment was fuckin epic. Im belly laughing and crying from laughter right now.
Best episode I’ve seen in months and only 20 minutes in. You are getting your groove back.
Tim’s Hunting garb is exceptional.
*Twink hunting season is upon us*
Ooooo couldnt even fucking see him
The only thing Tim shoots is bum darts
Ralph Lauren
@@CCitis Ralph Lauren makes child hunting gear now?
Tim will never understand how much he just saved my life
The nugget detective strikes back.
"You have an ex gay cocaine addict" 5:14. Tim revealing the truth we knew all along
Who thinks Trump makes a few good points
Is he no
Longer a gay or a cokehead… 🤔
We knew he’s not gay anymore but still a huge coke addict
He said it twice
Be real , out of your league
Greatest podcast of all time.
Yeah, Kill Tony rocks! Why are you mentioning it here though?
Tim is unmatched.
@@customerguy8581L fucking take
@@EUCvibes 🤣🤣🤣 idiotic
This should not even be called a podcast... This man gives a voice to a generation slowly drowning in the sea of lies and false promises.
“ Ex gay cocaine addict “ he’s not gay anymore guys. We did it 😂
Cmon. Somebody find someone tim fucked.
He's still addicted to cocaine but at least he's kicked his gay habit.
The best part of this is being a Tamarac resident and finding Tim's depiction of the nugget incident to be 100% accurate.
I'm not going to take a sip from my drink while watching Tim Dillon anymore, he said "let's make mashed potatoes for these people" and I spit soda all over my laptop. Great, great content
A tale of MK Ultra'd celebrities and molten chicken nuggets. Another Tim classic.
I have two reasons for living right now. Tim Dillion and UFO disclosure. The nugget bit was magical.
“If I had an autistic child I’d burn them with a chicken nugget.” 😂😂
Nothing like a good solo podcast
Remember the HILARIOUS podcast he did with Bill Burr?! 😅
@@scottsmith8162 we don't talk about that here
YES! **NOT** AN INTERVIEW SHOW! KEEP IT SOLO!!!
Unless Carb Kump comes on, more solo less interviews
I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up
Thanks Julian, you too :)
thank you julian. God bless you.
It realistically can’t get better, but I like the optimism. I appreciate it
Shut UP!!!
This is art work. I literally stood up and applauded when this ended. Tim, your friends at DXL say hello.
Dear Tim,
Excellent episode I feel like we are swininging back to 2020/19 themes and rants.
Please keep this style, it is why you went viral and is your special sauce.
Yo the nugget branding rant is hysterical! You could throw that in a special easily
Pro shop. Full tilt. Just cruising , and he’s free styling . It’s so slipshod that it’s morbidly compelling. Comedy this pure can only be live
Electoral district comment commissioner
I worked at McDonalds as a teen, the nuggets sit in warming trays for way too long. There’s no damn way the nugget was scolding hot.
There's no way they came straight from the fryer? That's very likely what happened. Run out of nuggets, waiting on new ones, from fryer to lap. Straight from fryer then between belt and skin, especially for an extended period, would do it. Then, the child has a condition where they are verbally limited and may not understand what to do in the situation, to prioritize getting it off her skin. This is all speculation, but I won't pass judgement, especially after being duped by the disinformation campaign surrounding the woman and her hot coffee. Go dive into that story. Pun intended, just like the coffee, it boils down to an expectation of the product not being excessively hot. The child's mother is aware of her condition, but didn't think she was in Superheated Nugget Territory. She thought her child was dealing with normal temperature food and didn't have to worry about such a thing.
I think it's interesting that the sounds of the girl's screams were played in court, which means the mom, instead of helping her daughter remove whatever was hurting her, took some time to open her phone and record the whole thing?
If that question wasn't asked in court then I'm losing the last bit of faith in the justice system I had.
Does anyone else forget Kamila is our VP. And as a former McDonalds Employee I can 100% verify we will not get you your food that quickly enough so that you could burn yourself. It'll be room temp if ur lucky
So that’s why my food is always cold at McDonalds, they are worried about getting sued for it being too hot 😂
There's a reason their coffee and tea cups have multiple warnings on them.. morons pour a steaming hot coffee all over their face and then sue. What a country.
We are 5 years away from someone suing a state/county for not warming about how wet the ocean is.
I think this is probably the first time I've literally cried laughing listening to one of his episodes. Thank you, I just so happened to be in a really bad mood so yeah.
Tim get Britney on the pod .
I spoke with someone who is from Liberia and he told me that whole families are able to survive on $3 US dollars a day worth of food. That’s how much our currency is worth in other countries where the illegal immigrants come from. When they send back the untaxed money they earn here, their families live like elites there. There’s something wrong about exporting the American dream at the expense of Americans’ American dream. These people are not looking to stay. Watch how they will flee once the US dollar loses its value.
Tim is a comedic genius He's amazing can't share the love I have for this man
Tim calls himself an “Ex-gay cocaine addict”
my favorite weekly routine. thank you Tim. nobody else could make it so clear how far downhill my life has gone ❤️
Keep the episodes sporadic my guy. I need my dopamine hits at random times throughout the week. My dopamine spikes higher when it is not scheduled in advance
no tim dill is my guy!
Random dopamine is the best dopamine.
Tim Dillon is the missing Trump trial juror.
I trust him to abide by the constitution
#yesoryes
He’ll be the juror with the black panther fist
Tim Dillon is the reason we all need to avoid saturated fats
@@PunjabiProductions22bold words from someone named Panda… but yes
“She’s branding her child with a nugget” I’m listening to this at work and laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
I’m watching a guy with $10 million dollar sunglasses while I renovate my cardboard box by the freeway.
Tim will make The Joker great again.
That immigrant monologue was truly amazing - that was artful.
I'm undocumented and I watch this show.
@immigration sorry man just exercising my rights to report
I’m calling ICE
ay papi!
Ay dios mio
we'll all vote for you once you run for Congress 😅
Is there a comedian who has more material than Tim free on youtube? Every pod is a gift that keeps on giving :D
Just sitting here watching Tim casually make up a story about a molested immigrant guy who murders his way up to congressman. Got me more invested than Heat & Shawshank combined.
I'm going to get a happy meal and my daughter is gonna take this one for the team. Her 5 year old skin will endure and feel better when dads new jetski zooms past our new lakehouse.
I mean the first 5 mins alone, "not all child stars are going to end up like me". Timmy dilly is a national fucking treasure
First time I've ever seen a floating head wearing $4M sunglasses
Tims spot on about the chicken nugget... His version is way more plausible 😂
Just watched the whole thing. Best episode yet. Thank you.
agreed
Damn that was fast.
@@stubstunner potentially spotify
@@Squirtle_Bob CZcams for sure. Into the cage with Britney you go.
@@captainDL3 And for you, cap'n? The pit.
"Ex-gay cocaine addict" is the funniest way to trip over your words and roll with it. Had me laughing
Kamala Harris is the new Paula Abdul { American Idol phase)
I love Tim's black voice during the nugget bit. "Now listen baby, I's a here to hurt you"
Yeah it’s almost as if the mom and child are black…
Tim and Shane could be the craziest little league baseball coaches
And Louis could be the team manager
Stavros could be the team dad that provides the snacks
Gah damn Tim was on fire with this one lmfaoooo
yo mama was also on fire with this one lmfaoooo
this was a episode just like the old days. what a great episode. saved it just incase it gets taken down
The old days at gas digital was guests.
This is the tim I missed.
He just keeps evolving, unlike the rest of us.
27:00 The greatest rant on American Culture in the history of ranting
Tim’s brand of comedy didn’t click with me at first but now I can’t get enough of his style. I think it was the 2B1Cave episode that got me. “We’re not shovelling enough gruel in pig’s faces….” Hahah fucking dead 😂
It's like cigarettes. You won't be addicted right away.
Truth and Justice the Tim Dillon way 🇺🇸
That’s a 60 mg perk rant if I’ve ever heard one . Good for you Timmy welcome back.
I would hate to lose this show on CZcams in all seriousness
Remember, after the Finkelstein broadcast,
USDA (or whatever quality control agency) tested 100+ McDonald's locations. Found HUMAN DNA in the MEAT at something like 85-95 restaurants.
"And ya know, we uhh, we gotta do what we do!"
You can tell it’s gonna be a fire ep when Tim talks with his hands the entire time AND has on 100 thousand dollar sunglasses on
Amazing episode! I can’t wait to brand my children with McNuggets, truly the American dream!
Tim looking like he just came back from a hunting trip with Joe Rogan and he returned alone with a Dick Cheney shirt on. 😎👍💥💥💥💥
This podcasts could easily be one of the best hour long stand up specials of all time. Every bit is just an absolute killer!
We’re back baby. Tim Dillon firing on all cylinders like a Detroit built V8 motor running on bud light baby.. VIVA LA USA USA USA 🎉
What a great episode!! "Munchausen by proxy but it's all fast food"
Best Mother’s Day podcast ever
Tim is definitely a business man. He has the maximum allowable amount of ads per video plus 16 ad reads.
the nugget branding bit is what we come here for
this episode was ridiculous😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm surprised CZcams hasn't banned his channel by now. I wonder if they demonetized it already? i think its safe to say yes haha
The chicken nugget rant at time stamp 36:06 is some of the best shit I’ve ever heard😂 never change Tim. (20 minute listen btw)
Agree. One of the best Dillon rants ever
This is absolute peak TD. 2020 shows have some tough competition for pure value. Watching the world come apart could never be so entertaining in any other timeline.
Best episode so far, glad Tim is back to rare form these past couple months
We now know that this is actually Tim Spears, Britney's older, possibly gay brother, and sole beneficiary in her will.
leave Britney ALONE!
Imagine if Tim was the white house press secretary.
"I know every man is my brother,
But even my brother knows I don't think much of him."
-Too Much Joy
Tim Dillion is like your fun uncle
Thank you, Pig. This made my unimportant job of being a nurse and wiping butts meaningful, tonight.
The people whose butts you wipe probably appreciate you.
Wipe my butt mummy nurse
27:20 Jennifer/ American Dream
40:45 Nugget Litigation
46:24 Tamarac Florida
The bit about the rehab counselor😂😂
Simply the best entertainment hour of the week on any platform 🤩🤩🤩
a marksman in the woods. a shrewd negotiator in the boardroom. an adonis amongst our hideous and horrifying world.
And she did hit me baby one more time
Tim Dillon is a Beast.
Can’t believe Eric cartmen grew up and now has the largest podcast on the planet!!!