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Honest Trailers | The Rock
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris & Matthew Hunziker
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert & Joe Starr
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Executive Producer: Roth Cornet
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Do Clone Wars 2008 (the tv series)
Say: "Ha ha ha ha ha, you're in a wheelchair."
Movie so good they named a wrestler after it
Bollywood movie Qayamat is remake of this movie.
Do uncut gems
Connery:
"A book fell off the wall and hit me on the head today.
I've nobody to blame but my shelf."
Okay, that one gave me a good giggle.
Drew Christensen Sean Connery thinksh you’re shekshy.
Gold
She shells sheashells shdown shby shthe sheashore.
you shir have earned my like, but not my shubshcription.
Veteran Marine here, the excessive use of gentlemen is accurate
Sir! Yes sir!
@@abbaszaidi8371
يا اخي معقول انك عراقي؟
I concur - Semper Fi
Aye, aye!
@@IvyHilts You sir are like a pirate in a room full of jarheads.
Can we all agree that the real premise is "James Bond went to Alcatraz'?
I believe that is called Head Canon. Although it also feeds into the larger fan fiction that james bond is an assumed name and all the different actors are just different men that assumed it over the years.
@@Vulkanprimarch wait, it isn't? They're all the same guy? Not an alias or something like that?
@@efu2046 No it is an Alias. I am saying the fan fiction if you will. Is that Sean Connery in The Rock is one of the men that used the James Bond 007 alias then got captured in the USA for espionage. Maybe his real name was John Patrick Mason, former SAS.
@@Vulkanprimarch ah, i see. I thought James bond is the same person in every movie despite the different actors
@@Vulkanprimarch I thought that was actually confirmed somewhere along the line?
Being caught got him disavowed and they gave his designations and code name to the next guy to pass the tests.
The opening 3 minutes of "The Rock" had a better storyline than any of Michael bay's later movies
Fabulous opening credit sequence ...
Must have been everyone else doing the writing on this movie. Hence the drama behind the scenes.
Brent Seymour tarantino and sorkin were uncredited screenwriters
Lol , damn 😅😅😅
That was a wild ride of a "starring" cast to get to a Candyman joke. I applaud the effort.
Sometimes the real treasure is the long journey to the joke along the way.
...
I'm not high, I'm just tired.
And we learn that the Epic Voice Guy can sing in his epic voice! And now I want him to say that last sentence in his epic voice! 😁
It was so much funnier because it took so long! So clever.
I don't get it. What's it about?
I've never heard of this candyman song
Would that make it Rock Candy?
"Get ready for Michael Bay to turn the Bay Area into the BAY AREA" comic gold right there, LOL
"Words to live by, Eggsy, words to live by...."
I didn't get that joke. Now I do. Thank you.
First time I lol'd in an Honest Trailer for years!!! Comic gold x 1000
that was a good one!
"We need a nerdy guy to play the scientist who will disarm the all da chemical weapons"
"I'll get Arnie on the line"
:D
He was approached and then declined because he wasn't allowed to see the script.
@@LinkMarioSamus GET TO THE BOMBA!!!
"Honey, would you like to know who really killed JFK"
~ End of Movie
Mafia family
Alex Mason
Maybe they planning for sequel with Goodspeed trying exposed about that microfilm
The CIA
John Mason is a cover id for James Bond who simply got caught while on mission and no one can convince me otherwise
So the Pierce Brosnan Bond was an impostor?
@@nrkgalt totally!
nrkgalt More like the next guy in line to get the designation, after Connery-Bond was captured and then abandoned by his government.
007 and the Bond name are the designation given to the orphans-turned-spies, who’s real identities have been erased.
It’s why every bad guy is both surprised, and not surprised, when they find out his name. Exactly like getting a series of different people, all named “Nic Cage” sent after you, until one of them finally beats you.
Inkosi-Inathi Memani what about the tombstones in Skyfall with the names of Bond’s parents?
@@leschroniquesderick4109 plot hole
“Carla was the Prom queen.” Was Cages best one liner in this movie.
And Connery literally smiles and says "Really?" now that's a 🎶goooold zinger🎶
@@mitchellneu underrated follow-up. Nicely done.
Responses and one liners are different things
400th 👍
How in the name of Zeus' BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell?
Perfect Nicolas Cage
Say: An explosion a day keeps Michael at Bay!
That "How in the name of Zeus's butt hole did you get out of your cell" speech has to be the best Nick Cage rant to date. Also, excellent Candy Man reference!
I was hoping for a Dwayne Johnson title drop, was not disappointed.
Ok. Can't believe I just got that one. Thanks for the ELI5!
Omg me too!
Took me a second, cause I didn't expect it, but yeah, that was a preeetty good one. :-)
Anyone else remember when he was Rocky Maivia, or am I just old?
Ah, hey there, GW.
In honor of Sir Ian Holm, please say, "And he lived happily ever after, to the end of his days."
Yes please, that would be a very kind thing to say.
Im not crying youre crying!
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying
Are you trying to get me misty eyed? Because that's how you get me misty eyed!
My eyes are Misty Mountains
One of the best lines in the film: "What kind of f'd up tour is this".
Still makes me laugh to this day.
That Cox joke may go over a lot of people's heads..but it was cool for you guys to acknowledge John C's Scrubs character 🤘
Huge scrubs fan that was dope
It’s hard to articulate why this film is so good and enjoyable.
Because quentin tarantino and aaron sorkin written the script for this movie even tho they both uncredited
This is the only Michael Bay movie with a remotely sensible plot, plus it has an amazing cast at the top of their game.
Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery. Easy.
I think it's because there's a somewhat coherent plot, a compelling antagonist who is (at least a little bit) justified in what he does, a stellar supporting cast, Connery doing Bond one last time, and 90's Nick Cage, who was odd but could be great in the right roles. Sometimes, Michael Bay gets it right.
Its so good even call of duty stole some scenes from it haha
Hans Zimmer's score was an absolute MASTERPIECE.
Agree opening scene is epic
copied it in Gladiator and Pirates of the Caribbean.
when I played Metal Gear Solid a couple of years later I totally thought it was the same guy... oh wait
I sometimes had the soundtrack playing on background while playing CS. Back when it still had some resemblance of tactical shooter.
His score on Interstellar was better
No mention that General Hummel was awarded the Congressional Medal of Jesus?
😆😆😆😆
Turn the Bay area into the BAY AREA has me in actual tears. He is an actual maniac I swear.
There's actually a theory that John Mason is the retired James Bond.
It's not a theory, Sean said straight out he's playing bond
Theories are for the real world. You have no facts to compare.
@John Sentri Where's the fun in debunking a silly theory like that? Let people have their fantasies.
Not so far fetched is it?
The moment I saw the Title all I could hear was......
"I GOT GREEN SMOKE!!!"
"I GOT GREEN SMOKE!!!!"
I say that about my daughter's diapers.... I've got green poo! I've got green poo!
Gives me goosebumps. I jam the soundtrack at the factory for work.
CQ1! CQ1!
Yep
I take pleasure in guttin' you......boi
John Mason= a captured James Bond. He was disavowed by the British government, has the skills and the background
He was burned.
"Double Old Seven." I was practically dying at that point. :D :D :D
Ed Harris is the secret sauce of this movie.
I’d say it’s the 90s Cage/90s Connery duo
And he was also a villain who was kind of... right?
STAND DOWN CAPTAIN!
@@Brok. Exactly, the best kinds of villains are those who you agree with their motivations but not their actions. Shower scene is the best scene of the movie because of Harris. Maybe other than the F18s dropping the bomb scene. That was dope AF.
Of every movie
I always like to pretend this is a Bond movie. 007 was captured and stuck in a prison cell for decades after his country disavowed any knowledge of his existence. Now he's old and pissed.
And grumpy.
But still a cool guy.
"Who can take a nerve gas? Turn your face to goo? Hold a city ransom for a million bucks or two. The candy man can."
😆😆
That was fucking priceless.
Michael Bay has never made a good movie in his li---
*"WELCOME TO THE ROCK"*
But it inevitably still has some of the worst traits of his films from racist stereotypes, to all-over-the-place camera work in certain scenes, to awkward editing. And while there's no shots objectifiying women, the two women characters in the movie are terribly underserved.
@@connorbrennan4233 🙄🙄🙄 here we go again...there's always one
@@segsb7085 I really enjoyed the film, don't get me wrong. But those negative elements in Bay's films are still present, even with it being a very good movie. That's all I'm saying. Also, "simp?" Because I'm a man who speaks positively about women I'm automatically a "simp?" I'm not seeking attention back. I'm not trying to give off a sense of entitlement. I am merely voicing my opinion, and I believe that the film could've done its women characters better justice.
@@connorbrennan4233 Blah blah blah..it was an action movie...i dont get why you pretentious types think ure so much better than everyone else because you are "speaking positively about women"...you can never be satisfied until you suck all the fun out of everything..this movie didn't objectify women but that still wasn't good enough for you. You still had to find something to moan about on behalf of women, minorities etc. etc. Just let people enjoy their love for an old movie in peace without feeling the need to crap all over it just to show how much of a good simp..(sorry i mean guy) you are..if you "enjoyed" this movie, i'd hate to see what you think of a movie you didnt "enjoy"
@@segsb7085 what racist stereotypes is he talking about anyway Lol. There’s little to no mention of race In this movie. Complaining to complain
There is cool theory that John Mason is actually an elderly James Bond captured by the U.S. after a botched mission.
They were def channeling Bond
I think they elude to that in the movie if I remember correctly.
@@mayowankenobi nic cage makes a face when Connery says he was british intelligence
They're close allies so it doesn't add up.
David don’t be that guy & yes I like this fan theory actually
"Now, THESE GUYS, these are MY Avengers, right here." HELL. YES.
Damn straight! They my avengers too!
100%
Jennifer Schick we need an Avengers movie with these Avengers
Whenever people put down Michael Bay... I always remember THIS movie. It does everything that people crap on Bay for.... but it was GLORIOUS!
He has a lot of garbage out there for sure... but his name attached doesn't automatically condemn a show. This has alwasy been one of my favorites and it's the most Bay thing that Bay has ever done :D
Pretty sure it is the best thing he has ever done, so can be called the 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 Bay thing that Bay has ever done.
@@88Fallon Nah, Bad Boys and Armageddon were amazing too, and there were good parts in Pearl Harbour also. Hell, even the Island had its moments. It just went downwards from Transformers.
The Rock was Bay's best movie. Yes it has explosions and a bunch of other Bay clichés in it, but this movie was written smartly and has a kickass soundtrack.
Pearl Harbour and Armageddon are better than Bayformers, but worse than The Rock.
"Get ready for Michael Bay to turn the Bay Area into THE BAY AREA"
This gentleman, this is the line of the century.
"Is this what a GOOD Michael Bay movie looks like?" Literally this is the only movie that phrase could apply to.
Alas
Bad Boys 2
I dunno I thought The Island was pretty solid...
13 hours Secret Soldiers of Benghazi was decent
The Island and Pain and Gain were pretty good, imo
"Double Old Seven."
The Old Man and the Alcatraz.
How did you not cover “Dude you just f’d up your Ferrari!” “It wasn’t mine.” Best clap back in 90s movie cinema!
"...and neither is this". Steals dudes bike
It is “it’s not mine.”
JABoyle3875 he also didn’t say “dude” but I think the point was made
And then stole that dude's bike. Badass...
"Your best? Losers always whine about their best - winners go home and f**k the Prom queen" Epic line
RIP Sean Connery, you will be always remembered
This movie is so good, there wasn't even time left to mention the epic Hans Zimmer score, used in countless news segments around the world...
The Rock is by far one of the best action movies. It's near-perfect in the genre.
Because Con Air, is perfect 👌
And also one of the best Zimmer's score of all time!
@@abbaszaidi8371 Man 90s Action movies were so great.
@@cinevore358 Hans agrees because he's been using it all his movies since.
@@abbaszaidi8371
And yet, Face/Off is superior.
Please say “My first girlfriend turned into the moon.” “That’s rough buddy.”
What is that from?
@@lw1391 the Avatar (anime)
@@lw1391 It's from Avatar the Last Airbender it's a cartoon from Nickelodeon it's really good :)
@@Ray-oc4ui So not innuit mythology then.
Seeing an Honest trailer for a Nicholas Cage movie like this just reminds me of the Brooklyn 99 episode Safe House with Jake having to guard Kevin by himself for weeks with only Jake's collection of Nic Cage movies to watch. Finally Kevin breaks down and watches (almost) all of them.
Completely agree with the Avengers thing. Basically every dad's dream cast.
Every dad's "Dream-Cast"....... Sega has left the comment section. Well played, sir.
The Candyman joke was perfect! Now I'm wishing I thought of that.
I had to stop the video, so hard that I’ve laughed.
Such a great, obscure, and overlooked gem of an horror movie. It should be brought up more often.
@@mauriciomedeiros4679 I wouldn't call "Candyman" obscure. In L.A. before the pandemic, there was a sold out showing of it at Tarantino's theater at a 2:00 Friday afternoon.
“Dwayne Johnson” had me in stitches
It's because of you that I read every TV episode and movie description in this voice. My husband still asks why I do it, but a true artist never has to explain herself!
Now that I come think of it...this line has Tarantino all over it, "I'd take great pleasure in guttin' you boy."
Complete with the person on the receiving end repeatedly mocking the line in the next scene.
Not to be corrective, but it’s, “I’ll take pleasure in gutting you... boy!”
@@AristonSparta It's "Cause I take pleasure in guttin' you ... boy!"
@@AristonSparta Not to be corrective-corrective, but there is no comma after 'it's'.
@Reyn damn... you got me there
Dude i just watched this movie, haven't seen it in a long time. It's one of the best action movies of all time. Right up there with The Predator and Aliens and Terminator 2. No, i'm not kidding.
It’s one of my all time favorites!
Dude those 4 films you mentionned made my childhood
T2 actually sucked. Surrounded with nostalgia. Sorry
@@VampireHunterD44 amazing every word of what you just said was wrong
Confused?
'𝘛𝘩𝘦 Predator' was a recent release and only average, 'Predator' is the Arnie pic.
I was hoping you would draw attention to the fact that Ed Harris and Michael Biehn are role-reversed from their parts in The Abyss. :)
You know what else was a past Summer blockbuster?
"Sky High", released on July 29, 2005! Please do "Sky High" this summer!
Thanks for making me feel old. Haha.
Candy Man joke was absolute top notch
The shower scene is still one of the best scenes ever.
There are two "shower' scenes in the movie, Which scene are you talking about ? There is a shower scene where Sean Connery takes a warm shower in a hotel and steals a rope,and there is another badass scene in the old abandoned shower room of Alcatraz where commander Anderson's men are ambushed.
You're down there, we're up here!
@@shubhayukolay9609 The former cleanly
“If yer going to Shan Franshishco!!! Be shoor to wearrrrhhh prettty flowuurrrssshh in yer haigghhhhrrrrr!!!!!
Ah room shervish? Do you do drinksh? Shnackshs?”
@Crewman1023 Yup, and that's the reason I asked for a clarification.. I mean Sean Connery is badass, but seeing him shower would not be my preference at all..
I was about to cuss, make a bad comment and then punch my screen if Starring Sean Connery didn't include a 007 reference.
I mean he was basically old James Bond stuck in prison for 30 years.
There's a theory that Mason was actually a captured 007. Double old seven lol love it.
Fun fact. For the big chase scene in San Francisco, the production company painted fake cable car tracks on Jones St. They looked so real that the city had to put up signs telling people the real cable car was a few blocks over.
The Rock was actually Nicholas Cage’s first action movie after primarily being known for Indie movies and following his Oscar winning turn in Leaving Las Vegas.
Common misconception, he was in that Iron Eagle knockoff with helicopters before this...
Nemo_Veritas Firebirds
That Candy Man starring joke was awesome!
And with that in mind, please do an Honest Trailer for Candyman (the 1992 film).
_"Dwayne Johnson"_
Seriously, could this movie have been called anything else?
That Candy Man bit is the most genius credits gag you've ever done.
Almost at the end watching this Honest Trailer wishing the title to be Dwayne Johnson, and...
YES!!!! 🤣
The lead up to that Candyman joke is the best thing I've seen all week
I like how the only thing they mention about Sean Connery's character's background is 'Double-Old-Seven' kinda poetic i would say
You need to do the Avatar: The Last Airbender animated series!
And y'all need to comment it too so that they'll see it!
I'll give that a bump.
@@MerrickKing do I have to
Niiice
Yeah, especially now that its become one of the most streamed shows on Netflix.
Ah, a "Scrubs" reference. John C. McGinnley is such a fun actor.
Ok, let's do this SJU!! This movie was a freakin' MASTERPIECE! Loved it! Next up...Under Seige. I'm needing some Steven Segal nonviolence-violence! 🥋👊💥
Say: When does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tenish!
I love your profile picture lol.
Your Honest Trailer of The Rock reminded me that you need to do one for The Abyss (1989)
Yeah, but HOW deep?
It's classified.
I was today years old when I realised that was Michael Biehn!! 🤯 Cannot believe I hadn't twigged considering how many times I've seen it
Seriously though, this is a great film. Story, acting, even music. This is 90s Nick Cage. This is actually one of Bay's best. And Cage's best too. Ed Harris was the game changer here.
Please make an Honest Trailer for Nicolas Cage's Ghost Rider.
Better yet, the sequel.
Or better yet, the not a duology
I agree
Let's ride!
please do an honest trailer for "the mask (1994)" next
It's gonna be ssssssssssssssssmokin'!
Get ready for Micheal bay to turn the bay area into THE BAY AREA.... laughed so hard
Do The Abyss!
You do the abyss.
"WHAT A COX"!! Great Dr. Cox reference. Great trailer! Makes me want to watch the movie again!
Would have been really disappointed if they didn't mention it :D
Do it. Watch the movie again. You won't be disappointed!
Damn,I woke my kid from his nap laughing at the Double Old Seven!
Thanks guys.
"How did this kindly old man survive Vietnam."🤣
When you went all in on that Candy Man reference, I was actually singing along. Well played!
Say "No raptors were harmed in this making of this Honest Trailer".
Except at 2:36.
I endorse this comment
*Allen*
@@benabramowitz18 Wait, have they been hiding the alan raptor in every trailer?
@@RXdash78 Yep, every one since Endgame.
The rock and the Trueman show are some of my favorite movies, because of Ed Harris.
I enjoyed his appearance in Snowpiercer too!
He's always good, even in fluff like Milk Money. He was a perfect John Glenn in The Right Stuff.
Can't forget the classic Abyss.
They say Harris is notoriously difficult on set.
Appaloosa was a good film too
"I'd take pleasure in gutting you, boy"
Cage : "iD tAkE pLeAsUrE In GuTtInG yUo BoY"
This entire video was worth it for The Candyman joke alone. Top work 👏
nicolas cage was dwayne "THE ROCK" johnson of the 90s.
Nah I would say Arnie fits that comparison better. Musclebound athlete turned actor, without top notch acting skills but with oodles of charisma to make up for it, starring in everything from action movies to silly comedies.
Hey guys do a Lethal Weapon movies Honest Trailer. It’s a classic!
This needs more upvotes
Yeah do it!
Agreed
And I think the first lethal weapon is also a great Christmas movie
Honest Trailers must comply....or they will have to talk to Mr. Joshua.
"they couldn't get Arnold Schwarzenegger?" 😂
Please say: Do You Bleed? Cuz I DON'T! (evil laugh)HaHaHaHa
‘Micheal Bay to turn the bay area, into the Bay area!’ 🤣😂🤣😂
Looking back, it feels like destiny that he direct this movie in this area with his signature style
Say in honor of Grant Imahara "Hopefully, the 27th time's the charm!"
Just realised you’ve not done an honest trailer for 28 days later. Would love to see one!
Wow! The Candy Man Can. That was absolutely brilliant!
Explosions: exist
Michael Bay: I'll take your entire stock
I love the whole set up to the Candy Man joke. It felt so right.
so much effort for that candy man reference ... and i am here for it!
That was actually what James Bond turned into after spending time in prison
Confused to see no Dwayne John - oh there he is 3:08
2:18 look it's dr Cox! 4:04 ok I should have waited the end of the video.
This was a great video but, imagine how spectacular it could have been if it were about "Hudson Hawk" instead.
You should do an “Every Stanley Kubrick movie” honest trailer
oof!
That would be tough..
"endless panels of white light"
yeah - that's a head start. Plus, they're almost always centred around someone - or something - going crazy - or being made to think they're crazy...
Then he'd have to watch them.
Crom is pleased and thunderously requests an Honest Trailer for "Conan: The Barbarian" (1982).......or at least "Crimson Tide" (1995).
Say “When are we ever going to do an Honest Trailer for The Goonies?????”
I thought you said 'The Goodies' there and got really excited for a moment
I second this nomination.
Me three.
It's been a while since I last saw The Rock but watching this has made me want to rewatch it
"But don´t worry! This irrational character makes perfect sense because he is been played by 90s Nic Cage."