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ASMR Robot Overlord Examines & Measures Your Human Face for Copy
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2024
- Aw, you were caught trying to escape, human! Off to the salt mines on Nexus-6. I will need to get measurements & examine your face so the sculptors can create a back up face (just in case, in the unlikely event of disaster on Nexus-6).
0:00 You are conscious, human! Explaining
7:15 Measuring your collagen levels in your face
9:13 Measuring the elastin levels, face taps, pinches
14:36 measuring density of your epidermis, dermis, and hypodermis with sonar
16:08 Measuring moisture of your skin
17:25 Measuring oil content on your skin
18:39 scanning dips and crevices on your face with my robot hands
20:28 getting specific measurements with measuring tape & other methods
26:36 using dropper to grab your skin colors & eye colors
30:25 counting your freckles
32:08 examining your expressions, happy, sad, etc.
35:08 measuring keratinocytes
36:27 measuring corneocytes
37:56 even more cell measuring
39:57 measuring your dead skin cells
41:31 scanning for rashes, eczema, boils, etc.
43:32 checking scalp for dandruff
44:47 ending notes
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My head canon is that these robot overlords aren't even malicious or evil, but because they literally cannot understand human emotions well enough they don't realize how poorly they're treating people. Her description of the Salt Mines wasn't being intentionally misleading, but rather she genuinely thought it was a nice place and didn't understand the horror of being a slave miner.
I like that idea. It makes sense since they question are emotions a lot
Machines don't tire or get bored so there is no reason for them to see any problem with the mines lol.
@@domezasrekh3775 Oooh background lore head canon: the humans previously strictly used robotic laborers to work at the Salt Mines. The robots didn't really care too much, as any damage done to them wasn't really felt and could easily be repaired. Hell, the robots might have even enjoyed that place since it apparently looks very pretty. Then, somehow the robots took over and didn't get how dangerous those places were. They employ humans there since the humans did the same thing to them and the robots never minded, therefore why would the humans care either? Unfortunately robots just don't understand how delicate and weak humans are compared to them.
I mean that also works with the fact that they think humans are sad most of the time
Reminds me of dr stone
Honestly whenever somebody tells me something mildly sad I need to start replying with
"Unfortunate, sorrows"
Friend: they forgot i didn't want ice in my soda....dang...
Me: "unfortunate, sorrows"
"Sorrows. Sorrows, prayers." kind of vibe. 😂😂
@@Alisibeth_Talia212 This was exactly what I was thinking too... 😂
A most precise response.
I love this series, The next one should be the robots are shocked you escaped the Salt Mines.
Plot twist: turns out the actual reason humans don’t come back from there is that someone dug an escape tunnel in one of the mines and the robots haven’t noticed yet
@@jessicapatton6523HEEHAWWW!!!
@@jessicapatton6523 oh that is hilarious
This but Amy is a rebel robot who helps human escapees!!
Have you escape into a dairy farm where you get abducted by aliens and they mistake you for a cow.
i love the subtle, mostly sincere, praise she has at moments when we actually listen to her instructions - just the way she clearly thinks humans are mostly stupid yet is trying to be kind in encouraging us
Imagine waking up one morning to a random person staring at you in your sleep:
“Ah you are finally conscious.”
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
Better than 'waking up' and someone telling you that you have to wake up 😂
@@oranplan1630
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead.
Link: 👀
@oranplan1630 was going to comment this, but I see you've beat me to it!
Robot Overlord: send you to the salt mine
Me: That's quite dystopic
Also robot Overlord: Cover any health problem free of charge, including full facial reconstruction trough advanced aesthetic chirurgie
Me: Nevermind, it's even less dystopic than the current world
TFW a robot dystopia has free health care and America doesn't
Hey!
That may be true but no need to tell us so
@@ruairiodonohoe2533yeah, they don't need to say what we all do well know.
I am joking by the way
"HEY! How dare you be right!"
-Pmseymour
What i dont understand is: why do robots need salt?
I found this video very sweet. I was deeply alienated growing up autistic and even today as an adult dont always feel human; this video was very grounding and made me feel like 'just another human, a generic one as they all share so many traits'. It was very nice to feel this way. It was comfortable and assuring.
Always remember autism is a spectrum, and everyone's on it !
I’ll go you one better; in addition to my also being Autistic, I’m a Transhuman cyborg too! (Bionic leg, implanted aluminum structure stents, microchip) 🦿🔩🛜
The funniest thing to me is that the robots CLEARLY have the ability to create super advanced, hyper realistic faces (since they all look like real humans alreay), and yet they're out here supplying humans with these disturbing Uncanny Valley faces that they are VERY proud of
It’s probably because all of the robots were made by humans so their faces would be identical
These ones were made by human designers and thus have real looking faces. But obviously the robots can't recreate that magic themselves and their pride seems to be pretty hurt by this fact.
It's probably because they didn't have to worry about stuff like collagen and oils and things, so ita just like a hyper reliatic mask rather than like, flesh, that produces oils and stuff
Hey you. You scrolling through the comments. Nice face.
Aww. Thank you so much. I harvested it myself :]
@@C4c7u5cry97idayyy same here
You too 😘
why thank you
but what about my other faces? they're gonna be really upset if they don't get complimented as well and I cannot promise you they won't take revenge 😊
@@C4c7u5cry97idtwinsysssss
The idea of robots keeping humans with melted faces and stuff alive so they can still work for them is something I would love to see in a horror movie
I would love a series of this videos! It would be fun if we escape the salt mine and are being patched up by a survivor from the salt mine and he’s basically explaining his plan to go back to earth while patching us up and making us sleepy sleepy 😴
There’s kind of a series, this is the third video she has made with this theme I believe. Although I would also love a continuation of this series
21:00 we're seeing inches on the measuring tape, which means she's using the side with centimetres.
Our robot overlords truly know what's best for us.
even the robots know the superior measuring system
As an American, we all want to switch to metric. We just have so much infrastructure in place with imperial that it would be totally impractical to switch.
@@andymuggloy6969 lil fun fact, the imperial system is secretly based on the metric system down where they calibrate measurement baselines.
@@andymuggloy6969I've never met someone who really cares to be honest
I will sleep well tonight although with a lot of pain caused by fibromyalgia but this video helped me a lot to abstract myself from the pain and relax a little better ❤️
I really do appreciate the diverse backgrounds in every video; the different looks and colors always amazes me, I truly love the hard work you put into creating the backgrounds Amy 💙
Now I could be looking too far into this. I understand that.
At the same time, though, the other Robot Overlords in the previous videos all seemed much more un-human-like, calculated, stoic, and emotionless.
This one seemed to want to prove a point that our Robot Overlords can create accurate art, almost annoyed or mad. Messing up words more, using less formal language, generally more.. human. I don’t care if it’s nothing, and obviously there’s nothing wrong with messing up words, but I’ve decided that in my head canon of this Robot ruled world, it’s something. Either this one is different, or they’re all becoming more human-like.
In the words of a well know robot: "Upgrade people ! Upgrade !"
They just keep updating their social interaction algorithm
This is what we call "Machine Learning."
i like your words, magic man!!
@@cassandrawasright1481next thing you know they’re gonna be searching for jericho
@@glowxo5217I’m Connor, the Android sent by cyber life. Where’s Jericho?
After all these encounters with the robot overlord there is a question still lingering: what they're using salt for?
I will have to go into that in the next one lol :p
salt as in making sweet desserts, you tried pudding with salt, suprprisinly its very delcious
@@AmyKayASMR It will be a salty experience, i suppose
@@RenardoSilvao I haven't even tried pudding in the first place because you can't find it very easily where i live. It doesn't sound odd though because i gave eaten salted caramel and it's quite delicious so yeah, sweets do fit with salt. If the robots use salt for sweets, it is a worthy cause
@@thewarlockgr6076 wow, thats tough man, you should defo try pudding sometime and agree salt and sweets go so well 😎
Wasn't expecting to be roasted by my robot overlord for not aging gracefully. 😂
I know calling me out on everything
Huh, looks like the robot overlords did not believe that our escape attempt was just a series of accidents. And I thought our story was so convincing.
i'm completely in love with this series! the way you manage to make the characters so relaxing but slightly menacing at the same time 👏🏼👏🏼 it would be fun to see a continuation where you manage to escape the salt mines and you find a robot that has defected to the human side !
I almost spit out my water at the slow blink at 3:44 😂😂😂 like “….okay girl. Sure. Very well done sure” the humor is impeccable 👌
Robot overlords that's where we're heading with all the AI talk 😂. Loving the video already Amy ❤
No, that's NOT where we're headed. The panic over robots is so old that the idea was taken apart before they even existed, in the very play that created the word 'robot'. The fear of artificial intelligence is the displaced fear of the people who employ technology to police employees and citizens, and to drive up productivity at the cost of worker safety and well-being.
I think my favorite thing about this and the not cow series is the tone of voice like I love the way it’s so pleasantly neutral but a little uncanny. It adds some sensory interest or something idk but I’m obsessed. The non-human element isn’t overdone or too subtle it’s just great
One of your best characters.
She absolutely terrifies me, but I love her.
Can we please get another Not Cow video? The series is super hilarious and super relaxing. We'd love to see more of it!
One is planned actually!
@@AmyKayASMR omg I'm soo excited!!
we need it
@@AmyKayASMRthat you so much! I love that series!
YESS I CLICKED AS FAST AS I COULD!! I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE ROBOT ASMR VIDEOS! 🤍🫶😭
Thanks for treating us with the frequency of your uploads and i love the endless creativity you bring to the table
I love the sci-fi characters. All the jokes too. Today my nerves are acting up, and I'm getting worn out from pain. This really helps. Thanks Amy!
“You are being transferred to the Salt Mines, congratulations! I hear it is beautiful…. outside of the mines😊” 😭😭
First of all, I love this series, and second, at around 22:00 she says "Keep your eyes open human" I was about to close my eyes to sleep! :0
I have been praying for something similar to your glitch role play and this hits the spot so good 😫
Almost 1 am in germany and im struggling to fall asleep, this will help for sure!
Thanks Amy 😴
Day 13 of asking the return of the Prince/Princess Series with River the "Bodyguard/Mercenary" 😼
My favorite series from Amy tbh😭
This was so good!! A perfect blend of condescending, supportive, helpful, and dismissive. 🤣
I half-expected you to show a photo of Robocop without his helmet in one of the photos 😂
Every time I see this thumbnail I can hear, “what a beautiful smile.” I never make it far in this video before falling asleep but I always love that line.
I just wanted to say thanks.
I found ASMR, and your videos in particular, when I was at a very low point with long COVID where virtually all forms of socialising and entertainment were too cognitively fatiguing and would cause my health to deteriorate further.
Finding something that was so creative, funny and entertaining that also calmed my nervous system, instead of aggravating it, saved my mental health and marked the end of my decline and the start of my physical recovery. I'm not even exaggerating, the health metrics on my smart watch would literally improve in front of eyes from watching a video in a way that I had only ever seen before from sleep.
I still have a long way to go but I am now able to see friends, go places and watch regular tv and movies again and that is massively thanks to you.
Thanks for everything you do.
Oh my gosh thank you for sharing! I'm happy I am able to help :)
cool
Dude you pull this character off super well. Like you're somehow very relaxing while simultaneously making my skin crawl with how detached and "kindly" cruel she acts. Like specifically here at this part 12:14 she's so oddly unnervingly "matter of fact." It's creepy and horrible, but in a really fun and somehow relaxing way. Have you ever thought of like doing short films that aren't specifically ASMR? Just really interesting stories and characters? I think it'd be rather interesting.
I don't watch your videos often but when I do I'm always relaxed and blown away by your creativity. Keep up the good work Amy Kay.
10:31 This kind of tapping gives me soOoOoo much tingles I don't know why
Sameeee
The passive agressive vibe was really eery. Very well set, I loved every bit
You voice inflections are really robotic sounding, its kind of disturbingly accurate to AI voices 😂
timestamps for good examples?
this is how I talk 😭
the idea of a robot laughing at me SOLELY because i got sunburn is pretty funny
Yes!! I love the world building in these asmr videos! These robot AI overlord videos are my favorite series on this channel!!
!!! I am obsessed with this characters tone!!! So so glad you circled back to this one ❤🎉
every time they said “sorrows” it immediately reminded me of queen charlotte’s “sorrows sorrows, prayers” 😂😂😂
This is such a fun series!!
The overlord is personally examining us as to see how to control this rebellious behaviour, a few ideas that would be cool would be to meet other people in the salt mines who wanna break free or to finally break/hack the overload or maybe installing our new Face if we fail to escape again, but again brilliant stuff
Nice really love the robot overload with keyboard sounds 😊😮
I dont know where you come up with all the stories you come up with..but my god you are creative..i love watching your videos..i have ADHD and i get bored easy and yours videos never dissapoint...i hope you continue to make videos for a long time..thank you Amy..your awesome😁🙂
This is some doctor who two part episode type shit, and I’m all for it
When she said “and uncross your legs”
I just froze and did so!
I was like: how did she know 😅😅
This was really relaxing, sound and visual trigger wise. Thank you
Amy Kay always does robot/alien asmr the best 💕💕💕
that long "pinch" - sound gave me wonderful tingles thank u .3
I love the way you “method act”, it shows the fact that you are in fact human, because the voice is not completely monotone, like one might perceive, and you are able to instill anxiety for the person who is being punished, the AMCU (Amy Kay Cinematic Universe) is quite the wild place, and has been growing for the last 4 or so years
4:19 AM from France, incredible video as always, thanks for everything and hope the best for you.
Face measuring _and_ the robot overlord? So excited to absolutely knock out tonight 😴😴😴
The “Unfortunate, sorrows.” reminds me of “SORROWS. SORROWS, PRAYERS.” 🤣
Ah so excited to continue this saga!
ooooooh I love this serie!
thank you for the videos, they always bring me to peace and sleep even when i'm terribly stressed :)
Next part, meeting the human resistance at the salt mines.
I like the theory I read somewhere in the comments where the robot herself is being genuine in her praises and she doesn't know just how terribly the other Robot Overlords are treating the humans, since the robots must not understand how humans work since they only know how their own selves work. 😅
How is this video only 6 days old when I've watched it at least 5 times? This is my intro to your channel, and it's great. I love the comedic timing on some of the early lines. The way your sentences are broken/just slightly off is also a great addition
Aghhh finally another robot overlord video!!! Been rewatching the old ones, especially the cranial nerve exam one so many times lol
I absolutely love the AI overlord series. They're my favourite videos, I love how they manage to be unsettling without being loud or violent or aggressive
Her: it is normal for humans to be subpar
Me: you can't even solve a capcha
Good work amy!
This series is amazing!
So is the "not cow" series!
So I do wish we got another genasi video, something like we bring a friend and some human relics for Cordelia to examine.
ahh we have the exact same taste!! I've been replaying those vids every night
The excitement I had when this originally came out was astronomical. And after falling asleep to it the last few days, my excitement persists
that feeling when the lore/process/etc is so interesting i don’t want to fall asleep 😂
Perfect birthday gift an addition to my favourite series from Amy
"a lot of space for not that much" 😭 I am loving the humor you sprinkled in here!
We love being sent to salt mines I’m so excited to go (help they are forcing me to be happy)
I bow down to my asmr robot overlord
…Then why did you attempt to escape?
Overlord my beloved! 🥰 I love your sci-fi series so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️ thank you for the video :)
Perfect timing thank you again you are my favorite "asmrtist"
I love this new character.😊💙💙💙💙💙💙👍. She has good skills to fix the robot with positive ideas. Way to go, Amy!💖⭐💖⭐💖⭐💖⭐👍. And one more thing, you look like Lea Thompson, the actress from the movie "Back to the Future" as Lorraine. WOW!!😍😍😍😍😍😍
Bro has such superior technology and brain power and didn't think to send the sculptors a few photos
"stay still and uncross your legs."
me: 😱how did you know my legs were crossed!!
Ahh almost 2 am in here, thanks for this video 💞 I love your role plays, They are always so creative ❤️
Love your robot/alien roleplays! You do them so well ❤
Great job. Very nice, long video. I really enjoyed it, except I am now worried about what happens "just in case, in the unlikely event of disaster..."🤔
What does it say about me that I would let an entire legion of robot overloards take over humanity if it meant someone would be concerned for my well being. Nobody in my REAL life asks about my melting face!
I just noticed Amy has 420k subscribers *(NICE)* Amy has Won CZcams 👏😏🔥
This has got to be my favorite of the series so far!!!!
"such a big forhead for so little thinking" SOBBING 😭😭😭
You understand, mechanical hands are the ruler of everything.
This gave me tingles and sent shivers down my spine😖
This was so good! It would be cool down the series to have a captired ribot that the listener is trying to teach compassion to lol
How am I supposed to fall asleep to this when I’m laughing so hard?!? 😂
Gasp another one.... thank yiu so much!!
"Very unfortunate, Sorrows." has the same energy as "Sorrows. Sorrows, Prayers."
The fact that you manage to do all of these without breaking character is impressive
32:12 a funny thing around here would be if the overlord said something like "I said neutral not dread" lmao
Your videos are amazing and I love watching them very relaxing also love the sci fi
It’s honestly insane that I was recommended this video *immediately* after watching a video on the Butlerian Jihad in Dune 💀
Peeling back the curtain
Some incredible acting here
There's barely any edits
Think about how many lines she says
She's not reading from a script either
super impressive
This is why I enjoy ASMR RP
There is always so much commitment and attention to detail
Get this lady an agent
They do have scripts tho
Was getting ready for bed and noticed a new upload! I'm so excited!
It's actually crazy how much you look like a young Winona Ryder in this particular video! 😮
“The emotions are silly.”
That’s what I’m saying! I’m trying to go full Vulcan with mine 🖖
this guy is everywhere
"You will be blown away" not emotionally just that the restraint collar is activated for perimeter breach.
She said "uncross your legs" literally RIGHT after I had just crossed my legs