MADAME WEB is the End of All Things - Movie Review & Sony's Spider-Man Plan, EXPLAINED!

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 14. 02. 2024
  • Madame Web Review! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/screencrush and get on your way to being your best self.
    To get your Deadpool Parody Merch and support our channel → screencrushmerch.com/
    Go here → screencrush.com/
    TikTok → / screencrushnews
    Like us → / screencrush
    Follow us → / screencrushnews
    Get our newsletter → screencrush.com/newsletter/
    Written and Hosted by Ryan Arey ( / ryanarey )
    Edited by Harriet Lengel-Enright, Randolf Nombrado, and Rachel Hutchings
    Featuring:
    Colton Ogburn - / coltonogburn
    Matt Singer - / mattsinger
  • Krátké a kreslené filmy

Komentáře • 2,5K

  • @ScreenCrush
    @ScreenCrush  Před 4 měsíci +78

    This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/screencrush and get on your way to being your best self.

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl Před 4 měsíci +2

      Zing!

    • @rocko7711
      @rocko7711 Před 4 měsíci +2

      🥰😍🤩😘

    • @LordGavial1138
      @LordGavial1138 Před 4 měsíci +1

      So if Ben is the Uncle
      Does That mean we assisted in the baby shower of future Peter Parker??

    • @tonypayne7371
      @tonypayne7371 Před 4 měsíci +1

      y wasn't maddam web🤮shelved4 tax purposes nstead of being released like"warn a brother" did4 BatGirl🤷‍♂️

    • @JayC_x
      @JayC_x Před 4 měsíci +3

      I think i'll see it. I loved Troll 2, the entire highlander series and evil dead 1.

  • @lorneboucher6046
    @lorneboucher6046 Před 4 měsíci +497

    Best comment I read was “this makes morbius look like the dark knight.” I died 😂

  • @jdiggitty
    @jdiggitty Před 4 měsíci +1802

    She literally fired her management company for not telling her it wasn't Disney Marvel.

    • @sylviatamieanan4088
      @sylviatamieanan4088 Před 4 měsíci +276

      She works in this industry and didn't know that?!

    • @_TheViewer_
      @_TheViewer_ Před 4 měsíci +186

      @@sylviatamieanan4088honestly, this is true, she could’ve looked it up or checked on CZcams what’s the word of mouth 😂

    • @RajBauer
      @RajBauer Před 4 měsíci +193

      Its her fault for literally not understanding the industry

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 Před 4 měsíci +45

      lmao that's amazing

    • @fredbyoutubing
      @fredbyoutubing Před 4 měsíci +315

      ​@@_TheViewer_she pays then to do that. Of course she should check herself but she trusted them to do their job.

  • @megsam4077
    @megsam4077 Před 3 měsíci +23

    one of the things that bothered me in this movie was that at the diner one of the people there was reading the daily bugle and the cover said “3 missing girls” - HOW?! they only went missing that day - how would the newspaper of them missing be out only hours later in the SAME day?!

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine Před 2 měsíci

      They want it set in 2003 but with the live news updates of 2023 without the devices to support it so just try to have a newspaper do the same thing.

    • @oscarcovarrubias5874
      @oscarcovarrubias5874 Před 21 dnem

      I said the same thing.

    • @kinggoya8610
      @kinggoya8610 Před 5 dny

      Matte Franklin said she has an uncle name Jonah

  • @Snoodlehootberry
    @Snoodlehootberry Před 4 měsíci +113

    The 2008, Incredible Hulk really credited the viewers with knowing that the origin story of the Hulk was so well known and stuffed it all in the opening credits. That’s how you do an origin story.

    • @JaneAxon123
      @JaneAxon123 Před 4 měsíci +10

      That makes no sense as people didn't know this character like they do the hulk, so you are contradicting your own logic. Captain America is how you do an origin story. Also most people know the batman origin but Batman Begins fleshed it out more and made it great. Whichever way you do it, just make it good lol.

    • @Snoodlehootberry
      @Snoodlehootberry Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@JaneAxon123
      Simply an example of how well it was done. With a bit of thought, and origin story can be told very compact and structured way is what i mean. Take the opening montage of Pixar’s UP! as a good example.

    • @willdiesel8431
      @willdiesel8431 Před 4 měsíci

      The studio didn't care about making a positive mark so mucb as they did a unsightly skid mark. With that being said Hulk still hasn't gotten a solo since then and there was no better time then directly after Infinity War.

    • @giannidescalzo2101
      @giannidescalzo2101 Před 4 měsíci

      ​​@@JaneAxon123so? They don't tell you the origin story of every cop and pilot and lawyer and intern etc etc etc. Or hey, the Guardians of the Galaxy, had you ever heard of them before? People aren't stupid, they can deal with "Oh okay, she's Spider-Woman" and we'd all be just fine.

    • @factualopinion4275
      @factualopinion4275 Před 3 měsíci +1

      thats how you do an origin story for fantastic 4, superman, the next new spiderman/batman

  • @BhocolateBhipBookies_
    @BhocolateBhipBookies_ Před 4 měsíci +300

    He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.

    • @madtitan0825
      @madtitan0825 Před 4 měsíci +33

      Oh my god same

    • @Terrible0x0Trivium
      @Terrible0x0Trivium Před 4 měsíci +35

      And now it's Morbin' Time!

    • @Lux210
      @Lux210 Před 4 měsíci +29

      An Incursion occurs when the boundary between two universes erodes and they collide, destroying one or both entirely.

    • @resnatachyon
      @resnatachyon Před 4 měsíci +7

      Wow... just simply modern Shakespearian Wow.

    • @GaaraFPS
      @GaaraFPS Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@Lux210are you really trying to compare these two lines to one another?

  • @LtCaveman
    @LtCaveman Před 4 měsíci +758

    "Do not give these people your money" - Ryan 2024
    Facts

    • @SpiderDan2099
      @SpiderDan2099 Před 4 měsíci +5

      😂 Yes this line literally made me laugh more than any attempt at a joke in the movie (if we can call it that) 😅😢 it is too late I already gave em' my money 🤑

    •  Před 4 měsíci +3

      it's the only way of sending a message

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Agreed, Sony's Marvel movies are jokes now. I never want to see another Marvel movie from them ever again. Just give Spider-Man's film rights back to Marvel already.

    • @drewdavidlong6882
      @drewdavidlong6882 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@AbilioCosta no its not because you don't understand how it works. The people to blame for this is the marketing department, because they mislead people just like they mislead people on TASM2 by suggesting that Rhino was in the main movie, instead of a credit stinger. The only reason their is back lash is because expectation . If they had left out them In the suits in the movie, if they didn't put them in suits in the promotional poster. This wouldn't be happening. When I saw the trailer part of me thought this is what would happen just based on the vision
      But if you think money is going to wise studio executives up to the issues you're wrong.
      Because like Ike Perlmutter Sony executives are going to think its because its female heroes, when its not.
      What's frustrating as a movie its actually fine , but because you are expecting to see Julia , Anya and Mattie suit up as heros. It becomes disappointing.

    • @earlr2992
      @earlr2992 Před 4 měsíci

      Madam web is supposed to be an interdimensional being on the level of the beyonder. This origin seems stupidly and does not even follow the comic book story.

  • @samblackwell8308
    @samblackwell8308 Před 4 měsíci +97

    Dude.. when they showed her in a wheelchair at the end, I lost it 😂

    • @clauaome25
      @clauaome25 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yeah how did that happen??

    • @danielle.spence-tidd6967
      @danielle.spence-tidd6967 Před 4 měsíci +16

      I was thinking when she was thrown across the metal scaffolding and fell that she injured her back, so she's now paralyzed from her waist down.

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@danielle.spence-tidd6967 Lol most likely...😅

    • @emsantos0283
      @emsantos0283 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Stop! Are you serious? I'm never watching the movie but damn they did Dakota and the other ladies in this movie so wrong. This is not the actors fault. Studio is completely to blame.

    • @davidsavage5630
      @davidsavage5630 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Was she bald too?? Professor XX lol

  • @DumahAtreides
    @DumahAtreides Před 4 měsíci +24

    Street level Tom Holland with DD team up sounds PERFECT

  • @strangelaw6384
    @strangelaw6384 Před 4 měsíci +119

    He was in the amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, right before she died

  • @Emi_Alvarez
    @Emi_Alvarez Před 4 měsíci +438

    Madame Web makes Secret Invasion looks like the The Departed

    • @lillianrogers75
      @lillianrogers75 Před 4 měsíci +38

      I laughed so hard at your comment that I spit water on my cat accidentally. 😂

    • @Emi_Alvarez
      @Emi_Alvarez Před 4 měsíci +26

      @@lillianrogers75 then my work here is done (put jacket in my shoulder)

    • @AtariSavage
      @AtariSavage Před 4 měsíci +10

      Oh my God I just had major torso surgery - and did not expect to laugh so hard, and hurt so much
      Damn you

    • @ocularpatdown
      @ocularpatdown Před 4 měsíci

      Yikes lol

    • @ocularpatdown
      @ocularpatdown Před 4 měsíci

      @@Emi_Alvarez👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🎉

  • @ujamaa4
    @ujamaa4 Před 4 měsíci +7

    I pretty much turned into that "Friday" meme with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker after that comment at 24:15 LOL

  • @littlereddstar5264
    @littlereddstar5264 Před 4 měsíci +24

    I would have loved to have seen a version that went something like this: Glenn Close is playing the older Madam Web, who is telling her story to us the viewers. We see her younger version getting her powers etc up until now. But in actuality she’s been showing her memories to the person taking her place because she knows she’s going to die. And at the end we find out her replacement is a freaked out Julia Carpenter (Sydney Sweeney).
    It does feel like Sony is ruining the IP on purpose to stick it to Marvel Disney. It’s like they’re making it that much harder for them to rebuild or use it when or if they get the rights back.

    • @marklittle7976
      @marklittle7976 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Love this idea ❤

    • @gotmike
      @gotmike Před 4 měsíci +1

      Don’t they know that Disney has a canon erasing Death Star?

    • @CaliCowboy805
      @CaliCowboy805 Před 4 měsíci

      Just like what Fox did over using the Phoenix knowing that, that's one of the awesomes stories in Marvel. Freaking Jerks

    • @danielhenderson3753
      @danielhenderson3753 Před 3 měsíci

      Ouch, it really does. It would seem that Sony has the upper hand, but why in the world do they want to keep losing money on box office bombs in the process? They must have a some crazy back end deal.

  • @Marvelousgamer7697
    @Marvelousgamer7697 Před 4 měsíci +750

    Sony is so FOUL for this. I NEED the Live Action Spider-Man rights to go back to Marvel. I can't take these Sony spin-off Spider-Man movies anymore, and neither can the movie industry.

    • @stringer2295
      @stringer2295 Před 4 měsíci +79

      And it’s worse because it literally feels like they intentionally try to make bad movies

    • @madtitan0825
      @madtitan0825 Před 4 měsíci +48

      @@stringer2295oh that is without a doubt, they don’t give a shit about quality, they did this cuz of their contract with marvel, as long as they kept shitting out spiderman related movies, they can keep the right to Spiderman, that’s why they pull no effort in these spinoffs

    • @Marvelousgamer7697
      @Marvelousgamer7697 Před 4 měsíci +33

      @@madtitan0825 this hurts my soul because they're going to continue to make terrible Spider-Man movies just so they can keep the Spider-Man movie rights away from Marvel

    • @madtitan0825
      @madtitan0825 Před 4 měsíci +33

      @@Marvelousgamer7697 this might be an odd take but as a mcu fan I initially didn’t mind Sony keeping Spiderman right since we got those amazing Spiderverse movies and as long as they have a healthy partnership it’s fine, but at this point Sony is at a level of disrespect that I just can’t fucking accept, they prevent marvel from using some characters like Kraven cuz they wanna make a movie about him, they intentionally fucked up the continuity of Strange’s spell and ruin Vulture’s character within a minute cuz he wanna team up, and a rumor said they want another multiverse movie for Spiderman despite Feige wants it to be more grounded and street level, what in the actual ever living fuck

    • @Bingo_the_Pug
      @Bingo_the_Pug Před 4 měsíci +19

      Marvel sold off the rights to Spider-Man, Sony’s NEVER going to give it back. People complaining about “Sony doesn’t know how to handle the character” are the same ones that gave Into the Spider-Verse 5 star reviews, you can’t have it both ways

  • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
    @The_Infamous_Boogyman Před 4 měsíci +494

    Dakota has always, perpetually, "acted" as if she was saying a long drawn out "thank you" speech to a grandma after asking for a dirt bike and getting a teddy bear

    • @sanges99
      @sanges99 Před 4 měsíci +49

      When he made that crack about her line reads seeming as if she's been forced to act in a church play I was immediately thinking, "but that's literally always how she 'acts' in *anything* she's in"

    • @SpiderDan2099
      @SpiderDan2099 Před 4 měsíci +14

      I have thankfully never seen her in anything else and I hope I never do!

    • @Chad0023
      @Chad0023 Před 4 měsíci +13

      True , she probably never got over 50 shades

    • @edoboleyn
      @edoboleyn Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@Chad0023 That would traumatize anyone.

    • @nicholasfactor
      @nicholasfactor Před 4 měsíci +1

      it could have worked but the writing omg

  • @t-man2612
    @t-man2612 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I enjoy your videos very much and look forward to your spin on movie reviews. Awesome work, and thank you for great reviews. Liked and subscribed

  • @catcherGURL230
    @catcherGURL230 Před 3 měsíci +3

    My favorite line was at the baby shower when she said, "His name is P-," then the balloon popped, and the scene restarted. Like they can't even say "Peter Parker." 😂

  • @docweidner
    @docweidner Před 4 měsíci +228

    Paul from Heavy Spoilers sounded like he needed to use Better Help after reviewing this. Appreciate your honesty on this.

    • @nicholasfactor
      @nicholasfactor Před 4 měsíci +4

      I assumed this was one of the videos where they wove the ad in

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I have his video cued up to watch next. Fun times!

  • @illTortuga
    @illTortuga Před 4 měsíci +140

    My theater genuinely laughed out loud during the baby shower scene when they were guessing the baby's name and Cassandra said "Oh, my mom actually died during childbirth" and pointed at Mary's pregnant stomach, then proceeded to make it worse by laughing and then trauma dumping 🤣

    • @mzaite
      @mzaite Před 4 měsíci +15

      My favorite part was when she said “It’s webin’ time!”

    • @JAHWA710
      @JAHWA710 Před 4 měsíci +5

      That’s was the point!

  • @patrickfyall3536
    @patrickfyall3536 Před 4 měsíci +17

    Shout out to the Batman Forever sittin in the background 👍🏿. Underrated. Lol

  • @laserbeam1620
    @laserbeam1620 Před 4 měsíci +3

    The first ad for this video was for Madame Web LOL

  • @MusicLover-my6fo
    @MusicLover-my6fo Před 4 měsíci +316

    The fact that Dakota Johnson (1) hasn't seen Madame Web, (2) is apparently down to return for a direct sequel, (3) couldn't even name the MCU Spider-Man trilogy films by name, (4) compared this film to AI, and (5) reportedly left her talent agency is al because of this is astonishing.

    • @mzaite
      @mzaite Před 4 měsíci +9

      Her dad was the king of make a paycheck. If you never plan on back end, money is money.

    • @guyverGODZILLAheiseiERA
      @guyverGODZILLAheiseiERA Před 4 měsíci +29

      meanwhile SYDNEY is actually passionate about her love for the character ....
      and is coming off a blockbuster .....
      yet they go with miss mediocre
      and not someone who actually gives a fuck about her career

    • @Loch1210
      @Loch1210 Před 4 měsíci +14

      So she fired her management, but will do a sequel?

    • @TheJim42069
      @TheJim42069 Před 4 měsíci +4

      ​@@Loch1210Yeah that don't make sense to me either.. especially after knowing the movie didn't make any money

    • @eitanweinbaum2276
      @eitanweinbaum2276 Před 4 měsíci +10

      The AI clip is taken out of context. The joke was that it’s a comic book movie with Sydney Sweeney

  • @jonathanc2679
    @jonathanc2679 Před 4 měsíci +338

    I would pay large sums of money to be in the theater when Feige watched this.

    • @AmyKaylasVegas
      @AmyKaylasVegas Před 4 měsíci +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisczech744
      @chrisczech744 Před 4 měsíci +30

      @@AmyKaylasVegas I want the 117min shia labeouf-esque stream of just Feige watching Madame Web

    • @RFSCaveman
      @RFSCaveman Před 4 měsíci +30

      Bold to think he went and saw it

    • @sylviatamieanan4088
      @sylviatamieanan4088 Před 4 měsíci +15

      ​@@RFSCavemanMaybe if we paid him to watch it

    • @davidsamuelson2089
      @davidsamuelson2089 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Funny to see Feige watching The Marvels or Ant-Man 3.

  • @vaughnturner
    @vaughnturner Před 3 měsíci +1

    That guy at 21:40 sounded just like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons! 😂😂😂

  • @jbolin75
    @jbolin75 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Matt's scenes need to include a volume warning, lol.

  • @MovieMuseOfficial
    @MovieMuseOfficial Před 4 měsíci +303

    Crimes against cinema were committed in this atrocity of a film. We appreciate your honest opinion, Ryan.

    • @ocularpatdown
      @ocularpatdown Před 4 měsíci +5

      Worse than Morbius?
      Because that one…just…no.

    • @rohithkumar8708
      @rohithkumar8708 Před 4 měsíci

      apparently..madame web makes morbius look like the dark knight. ​@@ocularpatdown

    • @MovieMuseOfficial
      @MovieMuseOfficial Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yes, worse than Morbius.

    • @sonofaBRUH
      @sonofaBRUH Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@ocularpatdown I'd say the quality of Madame Web was on par with Morbius. The difference being Morbius was pretty fun to watch because of how easy it was to make fun of. Madame Web on the other hand... that was painful

    • @ismingo4264
      @ismingo4264 Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@ocularpatdownmobius is a stupid Watch, madame web is a painfull watch

  • @jackcasey1400
    @jackcasey1400 Před 4 měsíci +58

    Nothing will ever beat the first avengers where my hometown sold standing room tickets and the theater was so unbelievably packed and when loki caught Hawkeyes arrow the “woooaahhhss”, and “whatttt!?!?”s were amazing

    • @jaycee8329
      @jaycee8329 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Where's your hometown? Standing room tickets?

    • @yannickbamona1164
      @yannickbamona1164 Před 3 měsíci +2

      And then the BOOM in his face 😌 priceless

  • @andikarachman16
    @andikarachman16 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I remember in an interview, one of the writer said, "madame web did not have a back story", i mean come on, she might not have a full back stories, but she did have a foundation for a good back story, in the comic its explained that her husband made her the equipments that she used as madame web, if Sony really insist on madame web stories they could actually exploit that, tell the story about her and her husband, maybe they could make it a series where she is already a street level clairvoyant and maybe her husband was a cop that need her powers to solve a case, such a miss opportunity

  • @thelordofhellaz
    @thelordofhellaz Před 4 měsíci +3

    I felt soooo bad for Adam Scott in this movie. He was the best part of this thing and was the best Ben Parker ever put on film.

  • @matt2027
    @matt2027 Před 4 měsíci +100

    "Shitamatic Universe" 😂
    I'm sooo stealing that!

  • @Seansyoutubehandle
    @Seansyoutubehandle Před 4 měsíci +84

    One step closer to Deadpool baby. Lets hope they wake up and sell marvel Spider-Man back

    • @Jo_Mama710
      @Jo_Mama710 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Sony will never sell the rights back, and I’m not saying that as a fanboy. The only way I think the right would go back is if Sony was bought by another company

    • @SpiderDan2099
      @SpiderDan2099 Před 4 měsíci +1

      We can always hope!

    • @LifesGuardian
      @LifesGuardian Před 4 měsíci

      Nah, Marvel would've blown this too. Actually, it's probably be worse because they'd have tripled the budget and still come out with a similar product.
      The Marvels. I can't even fault Larson for that turd. She actually looked like she tried with this one, too bad the story/script was trash.

    • @occheermommy
      @occheermommy Před 4 měsíci +5

      People are so critical of the Marvels but half the people haven’t seen it. It is a fun movie. It’s not the hard core Winter Soldier type movie. It more Ant Man. Were there things they could do better yes but it was really good

    • @LifesGuardian
      @LifesGuardian Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@occheermommy Ant-Man was never meant to be a "good" movie. He's an ancillary character just there to fill out the roster. Captain Marvel was supposed to lead The Avengers. Saying this movie was as good or even comming close to a level as Ant-Man is as hard a dig as anything I've said. Even then, I still think you're giving this movie too much credit.
      I slaughtered a world.
      That's hard... Still besties though.
      There was enormous opportunity for growth of the character here. Her actions caused a civil war that destroyed a civilization, from that destruction a villian destroyed worlds. Yet, Monica is more angry that she didn't call or come to visit? She just outed herself as space "bad guy from WW2" and the other characters barely bat an eye. She sulks for a bit, but then they all join forces and everything is ok again. Where is Kamala's broken faith in her hero? Where is the hesitation to work with her that you'd expect from someone asked to put differences aside and work with a genocider for the greater good. Marvel is so worried about offending women that they can't give this character any actual depth. That's why The Marvels was bad.
      Tony was always flawed. He boned up a lot, then grew and fixed it. Cap had his faith in SHIELD crushed and he became a criminal in service to what was right. Natasha was an assassin for the enemy and turned after meeting Clint. After that, her whole being was focused on cleaning her ledger. Even Scott was grounded by the potential loss of his daughter. They started a similar arc with Carol. Then quit halfway through.

  • @Hellismary
    @Hellismary Před 4 měsíci +3

    The irony is they could’ve had a comics accurate Madamn Web and she’s pulling all the spider woman across the SpiderVerse to assist her in something or another instead of how they had it here with the opposite, would’ve made her like a professor x type

  • @velocityy1
    @velocityy1 Před 3 měsíci

    I'm subscribing for the sole purpose of that Darth merenghis' dark place name drop.

  • @Chad0023
    @Chad0023 Před 4 měsíci +52

    This is generally the 1st time I've seen Ryan disappointed at reviewing a movie par from Secret Invasion, he's usually a great optimist😂

    • @SpiderDan2099
      @SpiderDan2099 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Same!

    • @danielhenderson3753
      @danielhenderson3753 Před 3 měsíci +1

      He was PISSED. I get it. We love these movies so much, it just feels like betrayal or greed-fueled incompetence--or both--when one like this comes out.

  • @bobkenobi1008
    @bobkenobi1008 Před 4 měsíci +28

    This was the youtube video my mom was watching while researching spiders in the amazon before she died...

  • @kevinfeather3206
    @kevinfeather3206 Před 4 měsíci

    It’s interesting/fun to hear how quiet the cinema was on your showing. This is exacting how I found Thor 4 viewing, it was silent not a titter!

  • @alimzazaz
    @alimzazaz Před 4 měsíci

    3:37 “become your own soulmate”
    Right hand : Hey…

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo Před 4 měsíci

      Still not thinking before posting, huh?

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 Před 4 měsíci +93

    Thank you ryan for taking one for the team ,and warning us about this film.

  • @MasterGeek-mk5ne
    @MasterGeek-mk5ne Před 4 měsíci +50

    Now I understood why Dakota Johnson fired all of her agents.

  • @viktorj16
    @viktorj16 Před 14 dny

    So I just watched this... I thought it was my wireless headset failing when I saw overlapping audio.. I even restarted my TV after...

  • @metubecm
    @metubecm Před 2 měsíci

    nobody even flinched when Ryan brings up 'black cat', just as his black cat blocks the camera 😆

  • @NYCHotDogStands
    @NYCHotDogStands Před 4 měsíci +31

    Thanks goodness you're sponsored by Better Help. I just signed up after watching this movie.

    • @SpiderDan2099
      @SpiderDan2099 Před 4 měsíci +1

      😂 oh man had the same thoughts while watching this video! 😊

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 Před 4 měsíci +31

    Watching the roundtable part felt like watching a sports talk show for a team that’s past their championship window and is about to collapse and go into a rebuild phase

    • @mzaite
      @mzaite Před 4 měsíci

      You mean the last 40 years of Cleveland Sports talk radio?

  • @BretMuckdogs
    @BretMuckdogs Před 3 měsíci

    Thanks Ryan!

  • @adamanteumn2981
    @adamanteumn2981 Před měsícem +1

    Can we talk about how during the firework scene, they had a f****** bottle rocket absolutely LAUNCH a super human across the warehouse?

  • @jdkincorporated4577
    @jdkincorporated4577 Před 4 měsíci +113

    Wow. I've never seen Ryan be so dissatisfied with a movie. I'll wait to see it on streaming... Free streaming. 😑

    • @daddydojang
      @daddydojang Před 4 měsíci +9

      You won’t have to wait long. Haha

    • @foreverfendi1037
      @foreverfendi1037 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Dang, nerds getting finer and finer every year😍

    • @Cyranowan
      @Cyranowan Před 4 měsíci +1

      Don't listen to him. Even if you're a fan of Spider-Man and know who Madame Web is, this is an origin story. And like most movie made from comics, they alter the source of the origin. I didn't know her origins. I wasn't a big spidey fan back then and now. But it was an okay movie. It's a B plus at best. And it sets it up where she can show up in other movies later on and we'll see. That said, I don't think this movie deserves a sequel. I mean what is she going to do? Drive around in her wheelchair?

    • @youngserg438
      @youngserg438 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Cyranowanyeah it’s really not that bad

    • @youngserg438
      @youngserg438 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It’s not that bad of a movie lol this video is way over blown

  • @danielwartist
    @danielwartist Před 4 měsíci +70

    It’s fascinating they seem to be driving the spiderman ip full speed in two opposite directions on both the live action and animated front. They keep making amazing animated films that raise the standard for aniamted storytelling, and somehow simultaneously driving the live action spiderman stuff right off the edge of a cliff. It’s just amazing. There is no middle ground with Sony.

    • @michaelmurray6197
      @michaelmurray6197 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I wonder if part of that has to do with what is going on at Disney. Apparently they are getting sued for how they have been treating their animators. Basically the allegation is that they forced a bunch of their most experienced animators out in order to make more room for diversity hires. Would be interesting to see if Sony picked up a bunch of these animators and that is why they have been making such great animated films.

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I don't like the Spider-verse movies so either I'm very wrong or I'm the only one who sees how empty they are.
      "With great power comes great canon."

    • @danielwartist
      @danielwartist Před 4 měsíci

      @@michaelmurray6197 possibly, i know that across the field there has been a ton of talk around huge crunch demands on animation and vfx teams which was part of the writers and sag aftra strike last year. Maybe disney is burning out their best talent and they are going elsewhere. Honestly i can wait 5 years for spider-verse 3 so long as animators are getting treated fairly.

    • @MCPanda6969
      @MCPanda6969 Před 4 měsíci

      @@tskmaster3837 "empty" isn't the right word here. "shallow" is, but then comes the question "why are you watching a cartoon and expecting depth?"

    • @LuznoLindo
      @LuznoLindo Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@MCPanda6969 Because cartoons these days have depth. Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, The Owl House, and many others.

  • @killacoley
    @killacoley Před 4 měsíci

    I mean this entire episode was freaking awesome…. but, when Ryan said schitamatic universe, I believe, freaking killed me 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂💯

  • @michaelbird27
    @michaelbird27 Před 4 měsíci

    At 5:40. The room is credited as the disaster artist.

  • @professort5550
    @professort5550 Před 4 měsíci +21

    Every time I see the trailer on TV, I think, “Yeah, not gonna bother. I’ll wait for streaming “ 😂

  • @joshprice7527
    @joshprice7527 Před 4 měsíci +44

    watching this cause im not going to see the film😂

  • @jeromevillanueva2207
    @jeromevillanueva2207 Před 4 měsíci

    Making my way downtown...

  • @bartbethlehem2645
    @bartbethlehem2645 Před 4 měsíci

    That reference to The Room made me like this video.

  • @Bonzulac
    @Bonzulac Před 4 měsíci +48

    "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died" wasn't in the actual film.

  • @AHumanBeingonPlanetEarth
    @AHumanBeingonPlanetEarth Před 3 měsíci

    It was so bad that Ryan Arey didn't even do an easter eggs video for the movie. 😂😂😂

  • @dice268926
    @dice268926 Před 4 měsíci

    THANK YOU For saying it for us 🇺🇸

  • @markymars
    @markymars Před 4 měsíci +51

    I saw it for free and I still want reparations 😂

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 Před 4 měsíci +73

    VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3)
    MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
    And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
    AVI ARAD ruined everything again
    And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB

    • @somejerkbag
      @somejerkbag Před 4 měsíci +5

      Yes I still also blame avi arad. Somehow it still reeks of him. He's just the worst

    • @nms7872
      @nms7872 Před 4 měsíci

      Kraven has a great director though

    • @erichickman9004
      @erichickman9004 Před 4 měsíci +2

      The writer of Morbius wrote this, that explains it all.

    • @SpiderDan2099
      @SpiderDan2099 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Haha! 😂 Just trying to sabotage everything! Spidey!

    • @Zombiesnyder13
      @Zombiesnyder13 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@nms7872
      He can't save Kraven, he's just the director, not the writer or the producer
      It's very possible that he's acting as director for hire

  • @gicousinjoe6199
    @gicousinjoe6199 Před 4 měsíci +2

    This movie is the cinematic equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator - offensive, nauseating, and impossible to escape.

    • @jeromewagschal9485
      @jeromewagschal9485 Před 4 měsíci +1

      That's the stuff of nightmares ☹️☹️ and I speak from personal experience...If that movie is the cinematic equivalent of that count me out...

  • @joustingdude
    @joustingdude Před 4 měsíci

    When this film was first announced I thought at first that I was not as well-read with comics as I'd thought as I'd never heard of Madam Wewb before. But then I realized...

  • @TDawgBR
    @TDawgBR Před 4 měsíci +82

    I've been wondering if Disney/Marvel could sue Sony for devaluing the overall Spider-man IP.

    • @SpiderDan2099
      @SpiderDan2099 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Oh man I wish!!

    • @jvlicious
      @jvlicious Před 4 měsíci +31

      Marvel: Your honor, just look at this shit! You gotta give us Spider-man back
      Judge: Agreed, case closed ⚖️

    • @deadschooled
      @deadschooled Před 4 měsíci +3

      They’ve only made 1 good movie since infinity war. Sit down and shut the hell up

    • @glenisold79
      @glenisold79 Před 4 měsíci +4

      They are too busy devaluing the marvel and star wars ip

    • @Treck533
      @Treck533 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Disney is awful aswell let’s not get it twisted

  • @anzelcanete435
    @anzelcanete435 Před 4 měsíci +34

    I wonder if Sony ushered this movie to the market in an attempt to preserve the Spiderman property until they finish the Spider-Verse Trilogy because let's be real it's the only thing they have going for them right now.

    • @nicholasfactor
      @nicholasfactor Před 4 měsíci +2

      it's been public knowledge for a while that's what they're doing.

    • @raok
      @raok Před 4 měsíci +1

      Keep IP rights locked with movie every 2-3 years

  • @GLJosh
    @GLJosh Před 3 měsíci

    In the future we might have a double feature "The Room" and "Madame Web".

  • @IronTiger
    @IronTiger Před 4 měsíci +1

    "It's like if Warner Bros. had the rights to Superboy instead of Superman."
    Well, let me tell you about Salkinds...

  • @lasaviorlove413
    @lasaviorlove413 Před 4 měsíci +106

    His initial statement was what I have been saying for years. People are so spoiled with the mcu they don’t understand what superhero movies were in the 90s. The mcu has changed the way nerds think movies should be. But there are still people out there that will make movies like this without reading the source material

    • @SpiderDan2099
      @SpiderDan2099 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yeah like Ryan said it looks like it was made in 2003 😢 And in the movie Ezekiel get future facial recognition and tracking tech from the NSA 😅 I wish the creators of this movie got ahold of some tech to make a good movie!

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist Před 4 měsíci

      Or... the MCU has gaslit you about how great movies were in the 90s, about how terrible MCU movies are, and about how they're nerd movies, while trampling all over the comics.

    • @CheebsCheeby
      @CheebsCheeby Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@CyberChristlol get a hobby

    • @godlikemonolith
      @godlikemonolith Před 4 měsíci +2

      This crap doesn’t make the recent MCU any good. 🤦🏽

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist Před 4 měsíci

      @@CheebsCheeby Because I don't like MCU movies? Well, I used to love comics, but they destroyed that, too.

  • @paulzbylut6770
    @paulzbylut6770 Před 4 měsíci +16

    Finally somebody with a platform saying all the things that I have been feeling for years about Sony

  • @BoomerCosmo
    @BoomerCosmo Před 4 měsíci

    Thanks for keeping it real. Other channels -cough new rockstar- prioritize their relationships over honest reviews

  • @mlowentertainment
    @mlowentertainment Před 3 měsíci

    How did no one notice the irony of mentioning “Black Cat” as his black, cat is walking across his desk with his tail in front of his face😂😂 please someone tell me they also noticed and laughed 😂❤

  • @JPinnix1818
    @JPinnix1818 Před 4 měsíci +19

    Matt’s review at 7:18 had me gasp that’s horrible comparison 😂. “Monks spend their entire lifetimes…” 😂😂😂😂

  • @enigma7385
    @enigma7385 Před 4 měsíci +10

    I need to clip this: 10:28 "What where you, what wha... what was your... wha... how?"

  • @sirimono
    @sirimono Před 4 měsíci

    Usually i wait till I have watched the film before watching your reviews but damn I'm glad I watched the review first this time

  • @elijahwest1520
    @elijahwest1520 Před 4 měsíci

    What I thought was funny was the scene where she drops 15 16 yr old off n the woods for hours comes back when it's pitch black out lmaoooooo

  • @7eeroy
    @7eeroy Před 4 měsíci +20

    "On TNT" 💀

  • @more17
    @more17 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Dakota Johnson definitely thought she was going to be in the MCU; she tagged Marvel studios in a social media post when she got the role. After she saw the first trailer and how bad it was, she fired her talent agency. I think she's doing everything she can to distance herself from this movie.

  • @geeareuu
    @geeareuu Před 4 měsíci

    Doug triggering Ryan was hilarious "there's a difference?"

  • @allthatwecan
    @allthatwecan Před 4 měsíci

    the monks line, lol

  • @itsmytoast666
    @itsmytoast666 Před 4 měsíci +31

    Adam Scott is a baller. His stuff with Adult Swim, where he reenacts various tv openings was absolute genius. Scott's hilarious, and I want to believe he enjoys comics the same way he enjoys Fast & Furious.

  • @amcdavey
    @amcdavey Před 4 měsíci +12

    Sony makes the movies that Zaslav should be deleting

  • @650RepzOFC
    @650RepzOFC Před 4 měsíci

    Madame Webb was in the 90’s Spider-Man Cartoon for a couple episodes I believe and she first appeared in the 80’s in the Amazing Spider-Man but she’s more similarly compared to the 90’s cartoon version minus being super old.

  • @autolargue
    @autolargue Před 4 měsíci +1

    The writers of this video show they know little about the Spiderman history and how impactful the character is to the whole Spiderman world.

  • @johnbradley1139
    @johnbradley1139 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Matt went into vapor lock when you dropped the Uncle Ben reveal.

    • @profmicoy
      @profmicoy Před 3 měsíci +1

      I laughed SO HARD at this!!!!! When I first watched it, I thought his screen was glitching! And then he blinked and I saw that he was just fuckin’ flabbergasted for a good 20 seconds, lol! I ran that part back about six times!

  • @zenith8569
    @zenith8569 Před 4 měsíci +22

    Reportedly, Venom 3 is going to have him face off against Toxin, which would be the third symbiote vs symbiote fight in a row. Gives early seasons of The Flash vibes... It'd be better if at the end of Kraven, we see his next hunt is Venom and Venom 3 ditches Toxin so we can see Kraven and Venom fight. At least then there's some connections. Plus neither has to die. Toxin could still be involved and be the one to break up the fight. Or maybe Toxin's so bad that the other two have to team up in order to beat Toxin. I dunno, but right now none of these are exciting anymore.

    • @Sheamus1212
      @Sheamus1212 Před 4 měsíci +7

      For the love of god can they stop. Even carnage was awful. And having two syms fight is so boring since theyre just blobs that cant die

    • @zenith8569
      @zenith8569 Před 4 měsíci

      @@Sheamus1212 I agree. I was hyped for the first movie, hopeful for the second, and not looking forward at all to the third. For a studio working so closely to Marvel, they've really learned absolutely nothing about... Well, about anything. Can't even seem to connect their movies.

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip Před 4 měsíci

      Nothing in any of the movies has come close to having a villain as good as the first season of The Flash.

    • @zenith8569
      @zenith8569 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@viperswhip Oh, I enjoyed season one. Not comparing the quality of villians, though. Venom would lose hands down.

  • @akshaycv398
    @akshaycv398 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hey how do you make the dog talk

  • @WordsWithWoody
    @WordsWithWoody Před 4 měsíci +1

    My son and I left the movie when she went to Peru

  • @Yutaaa11
    @Yutaaa11 Před 4 měsíci +12

    The first scenes were so fcking funny, because they kept zooming in the face every dialogue like a sitcom 😂

  • @marcakins3373
    @marcakins3373 Před 4 měsíci +8

    I can’t wait to stream this train-wreak, thanks for taking one for the team…

    • @youngserg438
      @youngserg438 Před 4 měsíci

      This video is really way over blown it’s not that bad.

  • @sther1349
    @sther1349 Před 3 měsíci

    When Matt Froze with his Mouth open.. that was hilarious, how did nobody react?!

  • @aguywhocodes
    @aguywhocodes Před 4 měsíci

    They were trying to do some exposition to setup a larger web of interaction.

  • @baron7755
    @baron7755 Před 4 měsíci +19

    1:45 thats because Dakota Johnson is a one-note actor. The movie could have been the best MCU movie there was, and she would still deliver dialogue the same.

  • @joshDammmit
    @joshDammmit Před 4 měsíci +62

    Sony is fulfilling a contractural obligation to keep a Spider-Man property in production at all times in order to retain the rights to keep IP rights over Spider-Man and affiliated IPs.

    • @Jezee213
      @Jezee213 Před 4 měsíci

      How was MCU able to make spider man without the rights? Did they just get permission or?

    • @joshmoney5986
      @joshmoney5986 Před 4 měsíci +5

      that doesnt mean they have to make dog sh*t movies to do so.

    • @Scotty2Hotty4
      @Scotty2Hotty4 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@Jezee213in 2016 remember civil war ? Spider man appeared…. There Is a license agreement and now contractual binded between Sony and ‘DISNEY’ (who owns marvel and the comic rights literally ) that allowed It to be beneficial to both sides.. however, what gets confusing Is Sony cannot plagiarize from the comics to on screen film without the permission of Disney/marvel itself which is owned by Disney solely.

    • @diegojose4173
      @diegojose4173 Před 4 měsíci +9

      The deal is that they have a time limit of five years to produce films. If they don't produce a film in five years, the theatrical rights return to Disney.

    • @jaquanpowell4605
      @jaquanpowell4605 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@Jezee213a partnership between Sony and Marvel. They split the profits

  • @brucenatelee
    @brucenatelee Před 4 měsíci +1

    I learned that the story was different before a leak where they were supposed to deal with Ezekiel going after Peter's mom, possibly leading to them getting their powers and fighting him legitimately. This movie was probably so bad because it was a deadline rewrite.

  • @cozykev4602
    @cozykev4602 Před 4 měsíci

    18:00 so the Flash? LOL

  • @MrTragedious986
    @MrTragedious986 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Why is Sony so obsessed on making spin off movies without Spider Man? What are they trying to accomplish other than money? All they been doing is hurting the Superhero fatigue.

    • @HumanB312
      @HumanB312 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Miles, Spider Gwen or Black Cat could work without Spider-Man

    • @MrTragedious986
      @MrTragedious986 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@HumanB312 yeah, but not for Madame Web.

    • @thealjohnsonshow2188
      @thealjohnsonshow2188 Před 4 měsíci +2

      +MrJulesR986
      To hold onto the Spider-Man rights

  • @CtrlOptDel
    @CtrlOptDel Před 4 měsíci +25

    At this point I get the feeling that these movies - Morbius, Madame Web, probably Craven the Hunter too - are pure contractual obligations & these characters will all get killed-off in slapstick ways in the first act of Avengers: Secret Wars…

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Like the opening of "The Suicide Squad" (Gunn's movie, not that first abomination).

    • @crystalshaw8744
      @crystalshaw8744 Před 4 měsíci +3

      One can only hope.

  • @donquixote3032
    @donquixote3032 Před 4 měsíci

    “This is a product of laziness and greed”
    I immediately smashed the like button 😂😂

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Před 4 měsíci

    You had me at *"Shitematic Universe"* 🤣😄😆😅😆🤣😂

  • @hamsmcham3238
    @hamsmcham3238 Před 4 měsíci +6

    My daughter went to see it last night with friends and when I went to pick her up, I was like "How was it?" And she was like "*sigh* I really wanted to like it. I like the actors, I like it's a bunch of girls... But it was bad... Like really not good"

  • @KingArthurFleck
    @KingArthurFleck Před 4 měsíci +6

    "It would be amazing and spectacular".... I see what you did there LOL

  • @jdcatton6209
    @jdcatton6209 Před 4 měsíci

    uhhh the scene you used at 5:42 is captioned The disaster artist but the scene you used was from the original movie called The Room
    not sure if this was intentional or not

  • @cjelbueno1111
    @cjelbueno1111 Před 4 měsíci

    There were three people. Total in my theatre, I did not feel like I was missing anything by using my phone. I did, however, end up enjoying it in the end once I finally got over the idea that it was going to be a good cinema film, and just watched a movie in theatres. Lol.