Literal Drinks (feat. Crabstickz)

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  • I am NEVER drinking again.
    Featuring Chris 'Crabstickz' Kendall: / crabstickz
    Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell ( / tomska )
    Co-Written by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
    Cinematography and Colour Grading by Ciaran O’Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
    Music by Tom Barnes (www.tombarnesmusic.com)
    Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
    Edited by Jack Howard ( / jackhoward )
    Visual Effects by Michael Dean ( / filmmakermichael )
    Produced by Krystal Smith ( / ohkrystalmighty )
    Spanish Dub by KKortez ( / kkortez )
    'TOO MUCH DRUNKING' vlog ( • Too Much Drunking )
    This video was funded by Cancer Research UK (www.cancerresearchuk.org)
    You can find out more at Dryathlon or / dryathlon
    For information on responsible drinking go to www.nhs.uk/Change4Life/Pages/c...
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    Special thanks to all the extras.
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  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator Před 9 lety +2947

    A bar I went to had Sex on the Beach without alcohol, it was called Just Holding Hands on the Beach.

    • @MetricDingo
      @MetricDingo Před 9 lety +136

      You sir, are a scholar amongst men.

    • @pj2k432
      @pj2k432 Před 9 lety +14

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I respect you

    • @ShiftyMcGoggles
      @ShiftyMcGoggles Před 9 lety +11

      3 more thumbs and thats it.

    • @Todarain
      @Todarain Před 9 lety +2

      ShiftyMcGoggles More like 129 thumbs up.

    • @ShiftyMcGoggles
      @ShiftyMcGoggles Před 9 lety +4

      Green Diaper it was 3 when I posted.

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC Před 3 lety +13313

    "Give me a horse mask"
    "That's just the recurring gag again"
    This is why Tom is one of the best comedians

    • @bucketofknives9955
      @bucketofknives9955 Před 3 lety +249

      oh my god i just got the deeper meaning of that

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- Před 3 lety +140

      I love the “give me a drink, bartender reference “

    • @darkwolfcz434
      @darkwolfcz434 Před 3 lety +50

      6 years. And I never realised that

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC Před 3 lety +60

      @@dat1fox421 one of the jokes that's in a lot of Tom's videos is someone in a horse mask saying "I love it"

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC Před 3 lety +7

      @Zero Infinity I've explained it in my previous comment. is there something I'm not getting?

  • @sophia-bt2sz
    @sophia-bt2sz Před 3 lety +777

    The fact that the bartender silently gave him the "sex on the beach" without him having to order it... like he knew what to do.

    • @Benusr
      @Benusr Před 9 měsíci +30

      The bartender had given them "an amnesia" before, so now he knows what he's meant to do...

  • @JackLe1127
    @JackLe1127 Před 3 lety +10539

    I like how the "Recurring Gag" has 2 meanings

  • @philipauken5391
    @philipauken5391 Před 5 lety +10523

    "Can I have the horse mask please?"
    "Nope, that's just the reoccuring gag again." Genius!

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 Před 5 lety +125

      Comedy comes in threes!!!

    • @lizzie6351
      @lizzie6351 Před 5 lety +44

      Am I the only one who doesn't get it

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 Před 5 lety +338

      @@lizzie6351 the drink is called a reoccurring gag and the reoccurring gag is that he keeps drinking it despite how disgusting it is. The horse mask is Tom's own reoccurring gag in his own sketches so the drink is the same.

    • @Footwater
      @Footwater Před 5 lety +44

      I just got it holy crap

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator Před 5 lety +18

      i love it!

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm Před 4 lety +4022

    "An obscure reference"
    *Cheers music starts playing
    Yes that's totally an Obscure reference

    • @savkat1033
      @savkat1033 Před 3 lety +76

      And he said cheers

    • @jaywagoner172
      @jaywagoner172 Před 3 lety +40

      Holy shit I didn’t get that at first I loved that show

    • @daddyp44
      @daddyp44 Před 3 lety +43

      🎵WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME🎵

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej Před 3 lety +4

      Its only for us Old people that watched Nickelodeon after bedtime. O.o

    • @zeroken9743
      @zeroken9743 Před 3 lety +5

      I recognized that from villian pub and thought it fit great

  • @oppositeofbatman
    @oppositeofbatman Před 3 lety +7367

    “Can I at least have a Reluctant Compromise?”
    “Is diet ok?”
    “FINE!”
    This is a gem

    • @aedankellogg7568
      @aedankellogg7568 Před 3 lety +3

      Demon begone

    • @NiftyTheGremlin
      @NiftyTheGremlin Před 3 lety +45

      Satan I would like to sell my soul for three avacodos

    • @moemuxhagi
      @moemuxhagi Před 3 lety +8

      I didn't get it

    • @AntProxy
      @AntProxy Před 3 lety +10

      @@NiftyTheGremlin WAIT! You could probably get four

    • @NiftyTheGremlin
      @NiftyTheGremlin Před 3 lety +4

      @@AntProxy do you think my soul is valuable enough for five?

  • @insertasadfacehere
    @insertasadfacehere Před 3 lety +3208

    fun fact: chris says "te he querido desde siempre", that translates to "i have always loved you". oddly enough, in spanish countries, this is more used in any kind of relationship but a romantic one.
    *_so chris friendly asked tom to have sex with him._*

    • @GaleGrim
      @GaleGrim Před 2 lety +11

      os... like "Hey fam I love you, we should bang." but in spanish

    • @Idk-wd2mk
      @Idk-wd2mk Před 2 lety +40

      I’m not sure how I feel about this

    • @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd
      @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd Před 2 lety +136

      can't find a comment with an accurate translation...
      "i have always loved you, Tom. i would like you to have s with me".
      that's it

    • @max_garcia
      @max_garcia Před 2 lety +20

      Querido translates better to appreciated than to loved… even if apreciado is the direct translation of appreciated (says a Mexican aka. Me)

    • @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd
      @sgdadfgdfgadbdfbd Před 2 lety +7

      @@max_garcia what.? quierido means love. it doesn't mean appreciated. no idea what you are on about but there's no denying that this means love or desire in this context.

  • @simona5001
    @simona5001 Před 4 lety +10160

    Me: *doesn't understand Spanish and turns on subtittles*
    Subtittles: _[Chris speaking in Spanish]_
    *Speech 100*

    • @scalpingsnake
      @scalpingsnake Před 4 lety +233

      I never get this logic. The whole point of subtitles is to show what they are saying in words, if when they speak in another language and they want you to know what they are saying then there will be subtitles as part of the video itself. Turning on subtitles won't mean you get to understand a language you don't speak because that's not what they are for.

    • @magnanereseres5048
      @magnanereseres5048 Před 3 lety +380

      In that part chris says that he always wanted to have sex with tom, I don't know if you still want to know what it says but I hope It was helpfull

    • @simona5001
      @simona5001 Před 3 lety +48

      @@magnanereseres5048 hahaha thanks a lot:)

    • @Jerkoi-bg1jw
      @Jerkoi-bg1jw Před 3 lety +23

      you spelled speech wrong but okay

    • @simona5001
      @simona5001 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Jerkoi-bg1jw oh shit, sorry. I fixed it now.

  • @kingstaze9696
    @kingstaze9696 Před 5 lety +2632

    "I just had a pygmy stallion, my throat's a little hoarse."
    Perfection.

    • @niemilosz
      @niemilosz Před 4 lety +11

      it is one of the most clever jokes I've ever heard

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 Před 3 lety +3

      What is it?

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 Před 3 lety +12

      @@maxter0842 pygmy means small and stallion is a horse.

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 Před 3 lety +2

      @Sloppy Phart thank you I get it now and it’s Hilarious

  • @Nightloid
    @Nightloid Před 3 lety +980

    "I can't see a future without you so-"
    "Sorry we're all out of those"
    I can see there has either been a lot of break-ups/couples in that pub.

    • @TheTallnose
      @TheTallnose Před 3 lety +58

      It' s because he says 'he can't see it'; the bartender tells him they don't have it. Hence why he can't see it.

    • @Nightloid
      @Nightloid Před 3 lety +13

      @@TheTallnose Oh yeah, I was just saying what I thought :D

    • @TheTallnose
      @TheTallnose Před 3 lety +9

      @@Nightloid oh sorry, i didn't put any tone indicators in there D: It's just that seeing your comment made me realise what the joke was XD So I thought I'd share, but in retrospect, my og comment does sound a bit rude :o

    • @Nightloid
      @Nightloid Před 3 lety +7

      @@TheTallnose Its fine the comment was cool :D

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 Před 2 lety +4

      It took literally me reading this comment to get why Jack said they were out of that drink 😅

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 3 lety +439

    Me: *_*opens subtitles to see what the hell they said in spanish*_*
    Captions: "Don't look at me, man!
    I'm just as confused as you are"

    • @silviavaliente4551
      @silviavaliente4551 Před 3 lety +9

      Want me to traduce it for you? I am spanish lol

    • @dinoguy131
      @dinoguy131 Před 3 lety +5

      @@silviavaliente4551 please do I'm really curious

    • @bozmundarts2614
      @bozmundarts2614 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dinoguy131 sorry youtube doesnt let me add the word "sexo" in english :/

    • @bozmundarts2614
      @bozmundarts2614 Před 3 lety +35

      "i've wanted to tell you, Tom, i'd like if you had ||insert the word for sexual act|| with me" *caresses him gently*

    • @zsiul_7v67
      @zsiul_7v67 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bozmundarts2614 HAHAHAHAHA

  • @trumangraham2602
    @trumangraham2602 Před 4 lety +3647

    "Can I at least get you one more drink?"
    Are you just gonna completely ignore the PILE OF DRINKS right next to you?

  • @lemonmoth456
    @lemonmoth456 Před 8 lety +5963

    "Give me a horse mask."
    "Agh, that's just the recurring gag again."
    Is that a reference to the horse mask being a running joke.

  • @oscarfrigotto5388
    @oscarfrigotto5388 Před 3 lety +152

    That perpetual motion looked so much like a referece to "Give me a drink, bartender"

  • @basicallyseth6024
    @basicallyseth6024 Před 3 lety +289

    "can I get a reluctant compromise"
    "Is diet okay?"
    "Fiiiiinneee!!!"

    • @umbrebac
      @umbrebac Před 2 lety +1

      I just noticed this, the compromise was him getting Tom one more drink. Can believe I just got that

    • @yessirskii4777
      @yessirskii4777 Před 2 lety +2

      @@umbrebac No it was not getting the normal drink, but compromising the diet instead.

    • @prestongarvey2988
      @prestongarvey2988 Před 2 měsíci

      @@yessirskii4777this may be 2 years old. But the drink can have multiple meanings. Like how recurring gag has 3.
      He keeps drinking it even though it’s disgusting
      He’s gagging on the drink
      When he asks for a horse mask he gets the recurring gag again. Since it’s a recurring gag in his skits.
      But he does get the recurring gag 3 times…
      Idk I think it’s fine for it to have multiple meanings. Plus the reluctant compromise wasn’t technically his until it was put on the table. So he didn’t use it yet???
      Anyways you should watch this again. His skits are always professional and truly unique.

  • @TheSteelamerican
    @TheSteelamerican Před 8 lety +4032

    "I'll take an ice on the rocks"
    *Gets teleported to Greenland*
    "FUCK"

  • @die-brot-frau
    @die-brot-frau Před 5 lety +5539

    That "Platonic Relationship" looks really good!

  • @ceonortex6468
    @ceonortex6468 Před 3 lety +115

    Me: turns on subtitles to understand Spanish Chris.
    Subtitles: Chris speaks in Spanish
    Me: fine keep your secrets.

    • @awesomewolf7197
      @awesomewolf7197 Před 2 lety +11

      I understand a little spanish and it was along the lines of I love you/ want to have $@% with you

    • @ActuallyFunnerL
      @ActuallyFunnerL Před 9 měsíci

      "Te he querido decirte Tom, me gustaria que tengas sexo conmigo"
      which means he would like to tell tom that he wants to have sex with him.

  • @ZonieMusic
    @ZonieMusic Před 5 měsíci +12

    Is noone gonna point out the first joke? Two twists in 4 seconds. I'm impressed!
    ----
    "You shouldve seen her face. It was everywhere!"
    - Set up: Sexual innuendo, referring to a certain fluid being all over her face
    "Ha, your mum's awesome"
    - Twist #1, the innuendo was involving the guy's mom. The twist was incest.
    "Yeah, she *was*"
    - Twist #2, focus on the past tense reframes the entire setup. It wasnt *something* getting everywhere on her face. Her face WAS everywhere. Her head presumably exploded. She died, hence the "was".
    Amazing writing!

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 Před 6 lety +13774

    What happens when a perpetual motion hits a stiff drink?

    • @grabern
      @grabern Před 6 lety +152

      XD

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 Před 5 lety +1291

      They form an impossible question...
      It is good honestly. Just don't drink it with deep thought.

    • @juniperthepotato7848
      @juniperthepotato7848 Před 5 lety +395

      The perpetual motion jumps over any drink in its way

    • @Kwasmo
      @Kwasmo Před 5 lety +78

      BOOOOM!

    • @mushman3744
      @mushman3744 Před 5 lety +206

      The stiff drink moves as it is stiff not unmovable

  • @graveram672
    @graveram672 Před 2 lety +71

    I'm really sad that right at the beginning nobody noticed him talking about his mom's face being all over the place, and how she "was" great

    • @Dante2056
      @Dante2056 Před 5 měsíci

      I'm more sad it took me til now to notice the name of the bar/pub/whatever the hell.

  • @Scotsmen
    @Scotsmen Před 3 lety +440

    Chris ordered:
    A more understanding friend
    A shot
    A little consideration
    A diet reluctant compromise
    Tom ordered:
    A platonic relationship
    5 minutes to think about it
    Get over it
    Then hundreds more appear.

    • @zaida8028
      @zaida8028 Před 3 lety +49

      there were some from before, such as the spanish dub, recurring gag and much more...

    • @kermitenthusiast485
      @kermitenthusiast485 Před 3 lety +20

      @regular mobile gamer ah yes my favourite drink
      child support

    • @johnathanegbert9277
      @johnathanegbert9277 Před 2 lety +6

      Lol
      'Sex on the Beach'

    • @aliceevans9606
      @aliceevans9606 Před 7 měsíci +1

      What about the dub, the obscure reference, the pygmy stallion, the reoccurring gag, the total overreaction, and the horse mask?
      There was also the perpetual motion, but it shattered.

    • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
      @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@aliceevans9606there is no horse mask

  • @aw3s0m3man
    @aw3s0m3man Před 6 lety +6926

    "Can I at least get a reluctant compromise?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    "FIIIIIINE."
    B R I L L I A N T.

    • @drewolfshire5558
      @drewolfshire5558 Před 5 lety +66

      Because it was a reluctant comprise.

    • @grabern
      @grabern Před 5 lety +187

      “Can I at least get a little consideration”
      “A LITTLE considerstion”
      That’s another one I noticed. The bartender changing his order in of itself was showing some consideration.

    • @thecrusader5489
      @thecrusader5489 Před 5 lety +3

      SuspectTwo *D* *I* *E* *T*

    • @zapcraftihoof8318
      @zapcraftihoof8318 Před 5 lety +12

      Actually I think he said Dire, not diet, as in dire compromise

    • @jokumukamikalie
      @jokumukamikalie Před 5 lety +16

      @@zapcraftihoof8318 Nah, this video has subtitles which clearly say "diet".

  • @shalev.
    @shalev. Před 3 lety +3782

    "Can I get a reluctant compromise?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    I cannot believe it took me so long to get that joke

    • @TroubleMuppet
      @TroubleMuppet Před 3 lety +147

      Help me I'm stupid I don't get the joke

    • @UrielPhix
      @UrielPhix Před 3 lety +669

      @@TroubleMuppet The bartender offered a compromise ("is diet okay") and the guy said "whatever" which is hence, a reluctant compromise.

    • @TroubleMuppet
      @TroubleMuppet Před 3 lety +97

      @@UrielPhix OHHHHHHHHHHHH thank you so much

    • @bbqonmytoes
      @bbqonmytoes Před 3 lety +29

      @@UrielPhix explain it to me like I’m 5 years old

    • @n1thmusic229
      @n1thmusic229 Před 3 lety +32

      I don't get it is it because making it diet is a reluctant compromise in itself

  • @pandeamon_3263
    @pandeamon_3263 Před 3 lety +462

    Tom drinking a Sex On The Beach
    "Hey that's a funny name can you imagine if drinks were litteral?"
    And that's how this video was born

  • @Bruh-ej8ib
    @Bruh-ej8ib Před 3 lety +57

    1:37 Give me a drink, bartender.

  • @Heartman77
    @Heartman77 Před 8 lety +8026

    There should be a Literal Drinks 2

  • @AdamDampOwlPowell
    @AdamDampOwlPowell Před 9 lety +783

    "Can I get a Reluctant Compromise?"
    "Is Diet ok?"
    "Fine!"

    • @Rcjsan
      @Rcjsan Před 9 lety +12

      Dire

    • @ForTheBacon
      @ForTheBacon Před 9 lety +19

      Randall Jordan Diet

    • @TheAce12570
      @TheAce12570 Před 9 lety +6

      ForTheBacon Dire

    • @fatyg5682
      @fatyg5682 Před 9 lety

      Beta Factor CC says diet, and it's spot on with any other word.

    • @Rcjsan
      @Rcjsan Před 9 lety +3

      CC is wrong. I promise. Wtf is a Diet Compromise? Dire Compromise is the proper sentence.

  • @strangejett1394
    @strangejett1394 Před 2 lety +26

    Is everyone just ignoring
    "Yeah, you should have seen her face man, it was everywhere"
    "Your moms awesome"
    "Yeah, she was"

  • @jakecraft4878
    @jakecraft4878 Před 2 lety +26

    Tom and Chris: Arguing whilst ordering drinks
    Jack: “Are you guys gonna drink ANY of these?”

  • @void_stranger6353
    @void_stranger6353 Před 5 lety +3269

    1:12 captions: [chris speaks spanish] thanks! Very helpful!

    • @469bigal
      @469bigal Před 5 lety +41

      Jaja you think only the spanish have problems with tralations

    • @SpiciestPineapple
      @SpiciestPineapple Před 5 lety +41

      @@petederoki fuck you stole my comment xd
      I also speak spanish SPANISH SQUAD AYE............. Yeah....... :'v

    • @admin.slayerenryu5217
      @admin.slayerenryu5217 Před 5 lety +43

      That time when you speak Spanish and understood what he said
      Me: WtF?

    • @gnwcchi
      @gnwcchi Před 5 lety +121

      @Bitter Sweet Mel Nope, the right translation is:
      "I've always liked/wanted you Tom, I'd like you to have sex, with me"

    • @benrdz4beku912
      @benrdz4beku912 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh i see you deaf huh?

  • @Keyboardkat3
    @Keyboardkat3 Před 8 lety +3711

    Me: "I'll have a light beer." *beer floats off the counter and hits the ceiling* "Not TOO light!"
    Bartender: "Sorry sir, this is the only light beer we've got"
    Me: "Can I just get something else?" *bartender hands me a different drink* "This one tastes familiar, what's it called?"
    Bartender: "That one is a Deja Vu sir."
    Me: "Huh... that must be why. Hey, do you still have the... uhh, what's that drink called again?"
    Bartender: "You mean the Amnesia sir?"
    Me: "The wha-?"

    • @BleebusDeebus
      @BleebusDeebus Před 8 lety +92

      *claps slowly*

    • @legochickenguy4938
      @legochickenguy4938 Před 8 lety +1

      +Keyboardkat3 forgive me but I don't get it

    • @Jesuslovesme2andU
      @Jesuslovesme2andU Před 8 lety +20

      Me:one sugary coffee pls
      Bartender:here ya go
      Me: *drinks it*
      Me: f**k that's sugary

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 Před 8 lety +45

      "Hello, I'd like one Nightstand."
      *Hot chick slinks over*
      "Hey there, handsome. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

    • @kleuafflatus
      @kleuafflatus Před 8 lety +5

      +Keyboardkat3 the light beer was there, but then i blinked and it was gone

  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 Před 3 lety +25

    Haha i just realised the reocurring gag showed up at the end. Again. It keeps coming back. 2:22

  • @switchnx
    @switchnx Před 3 lety +22

    I like how they don’t even have to ingest them for them to take effect.

  • @austinf.243
    @austinf.243 Před 6 lety +4971

    BARTENDER: “What’ll it be.”
    ME: “One Bloody Mary, please!”
    BARTENDER: “Fine.”
    *Bartender turns the lights off, gets a knife, and goes up to a mirror.*

    • @thephilifluffy1838
      @thephilifluffy1838 Před 5 lety +62

      funny, its a real drink, and im explaining the joke so i cal kill it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 Před 5 lety +33

      (Drinks it) Ugh, can I get this in diet?

    • @dragonkingcc8795
      @dragonkingcc8795 Před 5 lety +16

      Wait, where's Mary!?

    • @thestormwizard6447
      @thestormwizard6447 Před 5 lety +49

      I asked her for a Bloody Mary and she said,
      “What was that?”
      “Can I have a Bloody Mary?”
      “Say that again.”
      “Bloody Mary!”
      And then her eyes went completely bloodshot and she became possessed.

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 Před 5 lety +19

      Crazeator Austin “A _virgin_ Bloody Mary.”

  • @konecnysnerd7004
    @konecnysnerd7004 Před 6 lety +1172

    Does anyone else love the way he says "stop drinking it!"

    • @timwagter5222
      @timwagter5222 Před 5 lety +35

      I also love the way the bartender said "are you guys gonna drink…ANY of these?"

    • @CobraPlaysGames
      @CobraPlaysGames Před 5 lety +1

      Just Another Artist yea. We all got it

    • @kasdoesntdomuch
      @kasdoesntdomuch Před 5 lety

      @Just Another Artist WAIT REALLY? I LITERALLY JUST GOT THAT WTF

  • @spectente3694
    @spectente3694 Před 3 lety +16

    "Give me a drink bartender!"
    *ONE PERPETUAL MOTION*

  • @quanmach3887
    @quanmach3887 Před 2 lety +25

    Me: Hoping the Captions will tell me what Chris is saying
    Captions: (Chris speaking spanish)
    Me: well heck

    • @wasserschweinchen5214
      @wasserschweinchen5214 Před 2 lety

      I know just a bit of spanish, as far as I could understand the second sentence was “I would like that you have sex with me”, the first one I didn’t understand though :(

    • @selfloathinggameing
      @selfloathinggameing Před 2 lety +1

      It very roughly translates to "you have always been my beloved, I would like if (that?) you had sex with me"

    • @zsiul_7v67
      @zsiul_7v67 Před 2 lety

      @@selfloathinggameing thats all

  • @lindee8224
    @lindee8224 Před 7 lety +3626

    I swear to god, this script is the most genius thing I've ever seen

  • @rabbit8076
    @rabbit8076 Před 4 lety +796

    it has taken me. Six years to get the full extent of the reoccurring gag joke. but... i finally get it

  • @g00seness
    @g00seness Před 3 lety +37

    0:44 The funny thing is that Tom doesn’t even have a gag reflex

  • @juliamdp
    @juliamdp Před 2 lety +10

    Idk how no one is talking about my favorite gem
    “I like my friends like I like my whiskey”
    “Let me guess: straight”
    “Not trying to sleep with me”
    That’s GOLD

    • @juliamdp
      @juliamdp Před 2 lety

      Idk you, but for more that I don’t like whiskey if I did I’d also prefer it not wanting to sleep with me

  • @JackHoward
    @JackHoward Před 10 lety +5894

    I am a sexy bar lady

  • @ajaxbird2348
    @ajaxbird2348 Před 7 lety +481

    "I like my friends how I like my whiskey."
    "Let me guess. Straight."
    "Not trying to sleep with me."
    My favorite part of the video and not mentioned much in the comments.

  • @cosmicleo3671
    @cosmicleo3671 Před 3 lety +26

    I think there should be for real recipes for how to make these alcoholic literal drinks. It would be an interesting idea. I’d call that recipe collection “The Literal Barbook”.

  • @Dante2056
    @Dante2056 Před 3 lety +56

    I wonder if Tom looking like Chris Evans character from Scott Pilgrim is intentional.

  • @casper7647
    @casper7647 Před 5 lety +637

    The pub is called Deus Ex Machina and that really made me laugh

    • @anarchyartist8440
      @anarchyartist8440 Před 4 lety +3

      Silver bird what is that referencing?

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 Před 4 lety +6

      @@anarchyartist8440 it's an organized miracle

    • @zawarudo3582
      @zawarudo3582 Před 4 lety +11

      Sossololpipi no it means god from the machine amen old Greek literary device that happened in plays where at the end a god would get dropped down from a rope and pulley contraption to resolve the plot

    • @nathanr21
      @nathanr21 Před 3 lety +3

      I smell SCP-2000

    • @vaasavsharma961
      @vaasavsharma961 Před 3 lety

      I think it's from future diaries

  • @animator0095
    @animator0095 Před 5 lety +778

    "Can I get a 'Reluctant Compromise'?"
    "Is diet okay?"
    _INITIATING_PROTOCOL(RELUCTANT_COMPROMISE)_

    • @josiahklein70
      @josiahklein70 Před 4 lety +9

      Favorite joke in the whole skit.

    • @randomfandoms6769
      @randomfandoms6769 Před 3 lety +2

      OMG I just got the joke that's brilliant!

    • @giantheccinwyvern
      @giantheccinwyvern Před 3 lety

      It says dire

    • @spookwav
      @spookwav Před 3 lety

      @Aidan Hall I think it’s supposed to be wordplay, but I’m not really sure

    • @deadaccount505
      @deadaccount505 Před 3 lety

      @Aidan Hall it’s like a reluctant compromise but it’s dire

  • @4nt0s
    @4nt0s Před rokem +16

    I like how the reoccurring gag has 3 meanings, he drinks it twice and gags making it a reoccuring gag, he orders it for a second time which makes it reoccuring again, and he asks for a horse mask which is a reoccurring 'gag' in Tom's videos.

    • @ShadowDemon_4
      @ShadowDemon_4 Před rokem

      It's funny when stuff makes sense for multiple reasons.

  • @JameyMcQueen
    @JameyMcQueen Před 3 lety +18

    "I've never seen this pub before"
    Well, that was a fucking lie.

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 Před 7 lety +3033

    "Can I at least get a reluctant compromise" "Is diet ok" "Fine!" Is probably on of the cleverest snappy little jokes I've ever heard

    • @kae2489
      @kae2489 Před 6 lety +44

      Hamish Woodland didn't even notice that until i read this

    • @yakov9ify
      @yakov9ify Před 6 lety

      Hamish Woodland i don't get it :(

    • @Argondo
      @Argondo Před 6 lety +124

      the fact that he has to compromise by taking diet is a reluctant compromise in it self

    • @Justaghost-gv4vi
      @Justaghost-gv4vi Před 6 lety

      Tom should have burn that place

    • @TheCursedJudge
      @TheCursedJudge Před 6 lety +8

      He says "dire" not "diet"

  • @ntsazazel
    @ntsazazel Před 7 lety +468

    I just love the fact that the reoccurring gag is a double pun. It's a reoccurring gag that causes gags. I know it's obvious, but I love the thought that went into the joke.

    • @kiaracorbo7166
      @kiaracorbo7166 Před 7 lety

      I don't rly get the horse mask part. What does he mean by horse mask?

    • @Noemi-pz6mm
      @Noemi-pz6mm Před 7 lety +15

      Kiara Corbo the horse mask is a recurring gag in tomska's videos like "HORSE" or "Coming Out"

    • @thanksyoueel1076
      @thanksyoueel1076 Před 5 lety +2

      In his videos, there's a character who wears a horse mask and says I LOVE IT! so its techincally a recurring gag. so when he orders the horse mask, the horse mask is a recurring gag, because its a recurring gag in his videos.

  • @user-nt6gw5gd8c
    @user-nt6gw5gd8c Před rokem +4

    I just noticed 9 years later but when chris asks for a future without you and jack says they ran out its funnier cause chris said "I "DON'T SEE" a future without you" and they are out so he actually doesn't see a future without you. its the same with the reluctant compromise where jack is reluctant to give him one.

  • @hanakhalilah234
    @hanakhalilah234 Před 2 lety +19

    0:17 Tom's confused sound💀

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse Před 10 lety +6883

    This sketch was fantastic. Awesome work.

  • @nikoincroatia
    @nikoincroatia Před 8 lety +1070

    "I don't see a future without you" OUCH

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 Před 8 lety +37

      yeah we're out of those I'm afraid

    • @HorrorFan86
      @HorrorFan86 Před 8 lety +13

      +yenee94 Kate can I at least get a reluctant compromise

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 Před 8 lety +13

      Diarmuid O'Neill is diet okay?

    • @HorrorFan86
      @HorrorFan86 Před 8 lety +12

      +yenee94 Kate FINE

    • @cowboycliparchive1985
      @cowboycliparchive1985 Před 7 lety +7

      Are you guys going to drink, ANY of these?

  • @blockbreaker8839
    @blockbreaker8839 Před 3 lety +21

    “You shoulda seen her face man it was everywhere”
    “Your mom is awesome”
    “Yeah, she was”
    Goddamn it Tom I just got that after 7 years

    • @bestusernameever6518
      @bestusernameever6518 Před 2 lety +6

      @@uranium404 Judging by the videos TomSka makes, it likely means her head exploded and pieces of her head scattered across the room. It's a subversion of expectation in that we often hear "Her face was everything".

    • @JetstreamSam379
      @JetstreamSam379 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Headcannon: Chris's mom was one of the women in "Juice that makes your head explode"

  • @TheWTFTV
    @TheWTFTV Před 3 lety +7

    i love how they don't actually have to drink them for them to do the thing; they just order one, pick it up and then it works

  • @Moonzokast
    @Moonzokast Před 4 lety +188

    I drank a drink called the “strongest arm”, and boy did it hit me hard

    • @Letorin
      @Letorin Před 3 lety +4

      bruh

    • @trainwreck237
      @trainwreck237 Před 3 lety +3

      Seems like you got a good amount of upper body strength in ya.

  • @Paul-ju2bj
    @Paul-ju2bj Před 5 lety +501

    I've seen this video fifty times and I've only just noticed the pubs name

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 Před 4 lety +7

      Caleb Primes The god from the machine.

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 Před 4 lety +16

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 deus ex machina, an organized miracle in a scenario of some kind

    • @pixelmace1423
      @pixelmace1423 Před 4 lety +8

      Theres also a missing poster when they first enter 0:10

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz Před 4 lety +2

      @@pixelmace1423 THE *_O R B ._*

    • @maxter0842
      @maxter0842 Před 3 lety

      The missing poster is of the teddy from baby with a gun!

  • @mirac5971
    @mirac5971 Před 3 lety +6

    the Spanish dub, helping people confess their love since 2013

  • @ivanmartinez1683
    @ivanmartinez1683 Před 3 lety +7

    "What is this?"
    "*Chuckles* S** on the beach!"
    Best conversation ever

    • @Spielen_Videos
      @Spielen_Videos Před 3 lety +2

      "What!? NOOOOOOOO-
      *Teleport*
      -OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

  • @FifthSkip
    @FifthSkip Před 8 lety +750

    "I'll have the obscure reference" "Cheers" is he actually talking about the show Cheers?

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath Před 8 lety +34

      Yep.

    • @FifthSkip
      @FifthSkip Před 8 lety +2

      MrSmilingDeath :D

    • @laurenmikayla7796
      @laurenmikayla7796 Před 8 lety +13

      Yeah, if you turn on the captions, after he says "Cheers" in says '[Cheers theme plays]'
      Haha I love that show 😂

    • @Bisafan737
      @Bisafan737 Před 8 lety +5

      That's because the background song that played in the background while Tom was drinking it was the Cheers theme.

    • @FifthSkip
      @FifthSkip Před 8 lety +1

      I've never actually watched Cheers, I've just heard of it and about how it takes place at a bar.

  • @AtomicDeathray
    @AtomicDeathray Před 8 lety +491

    Perpetual Motion killed me.

    • @mrhewwo8448
      @mrhewwo8448 Před 8 lety +57

      Actually killed itself

    • @montseyc3888
      @montseyc3888 Před 8 lety

      Just realized that was @JackHoward!!
      DAMNIT NOAH THIS ISN'T TWATTER!! MIGHT AS WELL BE ON FAC-E-BOOK!!!

    • @ElectricalBurrito
      @ElectricalBurrito Před 7 lety +5

      I'm sure everyone will be able to *move on* .

    • @the54thburgemeister63
      @the54thburgemeister63 Před 7 lety +2

      +ElectricalBurrito wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
      Just
      Just
      Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @ElectricalBurrito
      @ElectricalBurrito Před 7 lety +1

      The 54th Burgemeister
      I take pride in my puns. :3

  • @MUIKamm
    @MUIKamm Před 3 lety +22

    2:42 :O

  • @oyster2301
    @oyster2301 Před 3 lety +8

    "Man your mom is the is the best!" "Yeah she was."

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 Před 2 lety

      Yeah she’s dead I’m just sitting here wondering if that let me buy you sex on the beach is somehow rape and what happened after he got teleported and stuff

  • @andimason3370
    @andimason3370 Před 10 lety +79

    The more I watch Tomska the more I realize he has genuinely intelligent and fantastically witty comedy. It manages to look light and silly but the script and timing is just genius.

    • @atrane365
      @atrane365 Před 10 lety +21

      Reoccurring gag, anyone?
      Also, I just got the Reluctant Compromise.

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 Před 6 lety +620

    0:30
    I finally just got that joke. It's the theme tune from the show "Cheers"

  • @reconnectingtryagain6986
    @reconnectingtryagain6986 Před 2 lety +2

    1:28 I just realized a reoccurring gag joke

  • @Kami-mk7tu
    @Kami-mk7tu Před 2 lety +2

    "what is this drink"
    "essence of hell"
    "weird name but OK"

  • @ssgtrappsta9472
    @ssgtrappsta9472 Před 6 lety +743

    The Platonic Relationship drink actually looks...delicious

  • @chloe-dv7dd
    @chloe-dv7dd Před 8 lety +1133

    "Platonic relationship"... They should rename that the "Dan Howell Special".

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 Před 2 lety +4

    *Checks subtitles*
    "Chris speaking Spanish"
    Well... I guess.

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 Před 2 lety +2

    I love TomSka videos so much because it can take years before you realize more subtle jokes in them
    I just now understood the "reluctant compromise" gag

  • @colnel1291
    @colnel1291 Před 4 lety +3673

    It's a pity I can't say "I like my friends like I like my whiskey - not trying to sleep with me" because there's a photo of me sleeping with a bottle of whiskey
    edit: Holy sht when did this get so much likes?

  • @Hi-Fitxt
    @Hi-Fitxt Před 8 lety +487

    Do you know where the perpetual motion went
    In the hole

    • @boaofdeath
      @boaofdeath Před 8 lety +9

      *DDDUUUNNN*

    • @steph3448
      @steph3448 Před 8 lety +7

      I bet the hole people appreciated it

    • @undeadrocket101
      @undeadrocket101 Před 8 lety

      Wait, WHERE THE HELL DID IT COME FROM?! 😱

    • @tonynero7005
      @tonynero7005 Před 8 lety +4

      *GAGS* Sorry, another recurring gag.

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 Před 8 lety +1

      +demtictax gags aww man that's the reoccuring gag again

  • @fudgeciclez
    @fudgeciclez Před rokem +1

    All the wordplay and little details are genius. Best short

  • @leoleon1202
    @leoleon1202 Před rokem +2

    Your channel was a huge moral boost during my teenage years I just rediscover it few days ago (with the video about Thomas the tank train) I've re-watch some old video and discovered new stuff but this one omg this one made me laugh so hard I think I broke a rib and know just by reading the title I'm getting the same laugh 10 years later XD
    Hope you got as many good days as possible and friends to spent them with you. Take care

  • @KKortez
    @KKortez Před 10 lety +476

    I'm so glad Tom used my Spanish dub for this video. I made several recordings saying "I've always loved you Tom, I would like you to have sex with me" in Spanish, and it's very possible my uncle heard me. So this makes it worth it.
    Great video too! Very punny, so it was meant to be :^D

  • @williamazazelmiseria519
    @williamazazelmiseria519 Před 6 lety +224

    in the Spanish part even the background was cooperative

  • @Score611
    @Score611 Před 3 lety +10

    Is nobody gonna talk about how the bar person could hold a stiff drink with ez.

  • @loco_beezy
    @loco_beezy Před 2 lety +2

    I’ve watched this about 20 times over the past 8 years and I finally understand the “reoccurring gag” bit.

  • @Renicent
    @Renicent Před 8 lety +348

    I actually wanna drink all those drinks

  • @bearfamous_
    @bearfamous_ Před 7 lety +374

    I only got the reoccurring gag joke the third time.....

    • @anirudhnavin4568
      @anirudhnavin4568 Před 6 lety +10

      Rebekah Pierce they're talking about the horse mask being a really bad reoccurring gag 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 5 lety +6

      Also Chris saying “I’ve had that before” is part of the joke

  • @RoosterChan
    @RoosterChan Před 3 lety +4

    Tom:"I WANT BLOODY MARRY, NOT YOU!"
    Bar tender: imma just leave now

  • @pyryo4150
    @pyryo4150 Před 2 lety

    I have been searching for this channel for so long,finally

  • @eliana_gst
    @eliana_gst Před 5 lety +768

    "Look Tom, there's a reason wh-"
    Tom: *Gags*
    "STOP DRINKING IT!"

  • @isabellatoose3839
    @isabellatoose3839 Před 5 lety +881

    A reoccurring gag, because he’s gagging and it’s a reoccurring joke oh my god I just completed my life’s purpose

    • @grabern
      @grabern Před 5 lety +55

      And when he asks for a horse mask, he’s given the reocurring gag because the horse mask is also a running gag in his videos.

    • @lapraspurple6427
      @lapraspurple6427 Před 5 lety +19

      Also, when Its first ordered Chris says he's had it before, so it's reoccurring there too

    • @voraito
      @voraito Před 5 lety +8

      It's also a meta joke because Tom doesn't have a gag reflex.

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder Před 4 lety +3

      Well that’s gotta be a kinda lame purpose if that’s what it is

    • @KyunaCookies
      @KyunaCookies Před 4 lety +3

      Señor I...
      *Splutters*
      Yeah that's it

  • @huntedexp8142
    @huntedexp8142 Před 2 lety +1

    This is, and I think will always be my favorite tomska skit
    It's ALL PUNS I love it. (The perpetual motion is hilarious and the reluctant compromise is underrated)

  • @EddieTheBear
    @EddieTheBear Před 2 měsíci +1

    Here's to 10 years! Still one of my favourite sketches.

  • @yuanlee1299
    @yuanlee1299 Před 4 lety +736

    7 years later and I just noticed the guy in the background has a mustache for the spanish dub part! XD 1:14

    • @randomdude1177
      @randomdude1177 Před 3 lety +5

      I think he is up is not jump

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH Před 3 lety +4

      @@randomdude1177 I was going to say that that would be stupid, it’s just some random person for the bit....
      But then I noticed that the only person they look like is upisnotjump and now i think I’m going crazy

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH Před 3 lety +2

      Tho he looks slightly different around the forehead and eye shape... I really want to know who that is

    • @randomdude1177
      @randomdude1177 Před 3 lety

      @@-YELDAH up is not jump lives in the same country as Tom does right

    • @-YELDAH
      @-YELDAH Před 3 lety +1

      @@randomdude1177 ah yes, once upon a time there once was a land far far away called “England”

  • @vinnie9015
    @vinnie9015 Před 4 lety +645

    them: *complicated english jokes with wordplay*
    me: *screams in portuguese*

    • @bbchem5988
      @bbchem5988 Před 3 lety +15

      Se me permitir:
      "PUTA MERDA"

    • @nathanroberts3638
      @nathanroberts3638 Před 3 lety +2

      How does one scream in Portuguese?

    • @shadoow2401
      @shadoow2401 Před 3 lety +6

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @bbchem5988
      @bbchem5988 Před 3 lety +2

      @@shadoow2401 opa amigo

    • @shadoow2401
      @shadoow2401 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bbchem5988 eae

  • @AkrionTheLich
    @AkrionTheLich Před 4 měsíci +1

    Can't believe its been 10 fucking years tom! Remember this sketch like it was yesterday! Much love to you

  • @ailporf
    @ailporf Před 2 lety +2

    I keep finding new details every time I rewatch this

  • @Sephelions
    @Sephelions Před 8 lety +159

    the bartender slammed the diet reluctant compromise on the counter and my low battery notification came down at that exact moment

    • @acmeholloway
      @acmeholloway Před 8 lety

      so?

    • @DanielRhodes7
      @DanielRhodes7 Před 8 lety +20

      Now that's what I call a reluctant compromise. Phone: CHARGE ME! You: VIDEO FIRST!

    • @sleepyenby8036
      @sleepyenby8036 Před 8 lety

      +Daniel Rhodes (The Shadow Seeker) ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAH

    • @falconwing5111
      @falconwing5111 Před 7 lety +2

      For some reason the same thing happened to me? That was weird :P

  • @WingedEternitys
    @WingedEternitys Před 5 lety +3237

    Hey uhh guys, do you know where all those drinks went?
    Oh wait, *_The Hole._*

    • @korimckee2401
      @korimckee2401 Před 5 lety +55

      Hey uh, what happened to the hole?
      The Orb killed it, then the Orb was murdered by the Magic Spoon who killed Wizo

    • @MonoCrowbo
      @MonoCrowbo Před 5 lety +22

      The hole went on a honey moon with the orb....now does anyone want a perpetual motion..it'll go right through you....

    • @thebesthumanbeing8986
      @thebesthumanbeing8986 Před 5 lety +16

      *BWAAA*

    • @nopinappleshere8861
      @nopinappleshere8861 Před 4 lety +14

      I need to stop drinking the recurring gag.

    • @toastyy8191
      @toastyy8191 Před 4 lety +9

      *chokes* damn the reoccurring gag!!

  • @Johnny-Number-One
    @Johnny-Number-One Před 9 měsíci +1

    The recurring gag is hilarious every time it’s shown.

  • @messiejessie7665
    @messiejessie7665 Před 3 lety +7

    I am ashamed to say that it took me 6 years to get the recurring gag joke.

  • @kosmick-9305
    @kosmick-9305 Před 9 lety +587

    Am I the only one who got the joke where Tom asks for a HORSE MASK, and drinks the REOCCURRING GAG?