Rejects (feat. Daniel Howell)
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- Tom & Dan knock off some knock-offs
Featuring Dan 'danisnotonfire' Howell ( / danisnotonfire )
Written and Directed by Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell ( / tomska )
Co-Written, Produced and Assistant Directed by Eddie Bowley ( / eddache )
Cinematography & Colour Grading by Ciaran O'Brien ( / ciaranobrien )
Editing & Camera Assistance by Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Costume & Makeup by Edie Flowers ( / eed_flowers )
Visual Effects by David 'Hoolopee' Post ( / hoolopee )
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
Sound Design by Dan Pugsley (danpugsley.co.uk)
Sound Recording by Ollie Drummond (www.olliedrummond.com/)
with Dan Howell as Span ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Doesn't Understand the Human Body Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Really Bad Advice Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Racist Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Secretly Asian Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Barbershop Quartet Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Suicidal Dan ( / danisnotonfire ,
Dan Howell as Chan ( / danisnotonfire ,
and Phil Lester as Phan ( / amazingphil )
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Hamisnotonfire
😂😂😂
Amazing 👏
Hamsterisnotonfire
+SilvaAquaKitteh leave
+SilvaAquaKitteh get outp
DAN YELLING DRINK BLEACH IS MY AESTHETIC
sAME
I think you mean terrible advice Dan
Same
+Naomi Leigh I definitely did not play it at least 30 times....uhmm
+Naomi Leigh sAME OMG I PLAYED IT 50 TIMES
0:42 “what are all these dead bodies doing here?” “Honestly not much” most underrated joke in this video.
Exactly
Exactly
Exactly
Exactly.
Precisely
If you turn on the subtitles when Tom is shooting Spanish Dan, it says: “Gets shot in spanish”
Cap
Why?
I didn't see it say that
Well it does
You need to turn on English with extra jokes
"Did...your...hair...lose weight?"
Yes, yes it did.
Hayley Rudd 2011 lol
Thank you for noticing
Hayley Rudd it lost straightness (like Dan did) XD
Hayley Rudd I believe it's called a, haircut...
Hayley Rudd did you get...new..arms?
this is the most i've seen Dan move ever
true
😂😂
+Nori Yeah true
I knew there was something off in this vid
same
It’s amazing how suicidal Dan lasted the longest of all the Dans
Logic 200
probably looking for the perfect thing to off himself,can relate with clothing
Yes
Took him time to find the gun, he is also forget where the gun is dan
Actually, Phan survived the longest
“I want answers.” “Ok... I lied.... I do have ham.” “A B O U T T H E B O D I E S”
Congratulations. You regurgitated a line from the video
Oh well you know when you wanna tell someone something something but you don’t have the feeling so you bottle it up inside and it slowly turns into an urge to kill them?
@@GoToKitsuuny obviously
@@joda7697 "I cloned you so I could kill you".
@@dereck386 ...what?
Me talking to my crush
*”Did your hair....lOSe WEiGHt”*
*”Did you get.....ArmS”*
@William Nieslawski 😂
*WhAT iS ThE liVinG roOM*
Just use Minecraft pick-up lines.
I wont have any success with my crush
WHat Is A LivINg rOOm
The Spanish Dan (Span) reminded me of "Daniel the Spaniel" from Internet Support Group 7 😂😂
Yeah😂
lmao same
Yessss
+Shane Narvaez SAMEEEEE
Yasss
I actually never realised quite how much clever writing goes into these.
Even a line such as "That is a nice chair, let's just look at it" serves multiple purposes. It comes organically from Tom trying to distract Dan from the body, sets up the joke of the second body falling from behind it, and introduces the chair to the audience for the twist at the end of the video
Organically?
@@Tk-nf2xd Maybe "Naturally" would have been a better word to use
@@keode possibly
It's like arrested development
And it also works because what Tom wanted to tell Dan was that the Chair WAS the orginal Dan, so Tom is attempting to explain to Dan what he wanted to tell him in the first place.
"Is that all of them?"
"Well there's suicidal Dan...*BANG in next room* Yep that's all of them."
That fucking killed me.
But seriously suicide may be funny, but it's no joke. Please ask for help, don't do the unthinkable.
Huh, how coincidental! It killed Suicidal Dan too!
I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS IN THE NEXT ROOM OMG--
"Did your hair...lose... -weight?" IF TOM ISN'T ME TRYING TO SOCIALIZE
YES 😂😂😂😂
Jackycatlover108 did you get new... Arms
Jackycatlover108 same
Jackycatlover108 "aaaa- that is a nice chair! let's just... look at it..."
Jackycatlover108 SAME
Phil tho. dan: "was that another clone?" Dan you should know what you look like.
Only Chan knows
Poptart Trash 665 likes not today yt
Toy lexa not todayyy
Poptart Trash yeah I called him phan
Not-So-Much-Dan-Dan?
It would've been funnier if they called him Danish.
Good one lol 😂😂
nice pfp 👌
@@kittanartist7308 You as well
Or if they named the original Dango Fett
But that would have made the joke confusing.
It's so nice to see Tom to be worried over a friend noticing that their hair is getting lighter and start to have a iron deficiency. Tom is such a good friend.
"Did your hair lose...weight?" "Did you get..new...arms?" "That is a nice chair...lets just...look at it" basically me trying to socialise 😂
Tash Brislane same
Tash Brislane SAME!!! Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tash Brislane
...Same
same..except I stutter like: "d-did..y-your hair..loose um..w_weight?", "d-dod you g-get...n-new...uh..arms..? and the best of all wich I have said many times "th-thats a n-n-nice..um..chair..lets j-just l-lo-look at I-it.."
Tash Brislane What killed me though, was right after that where he threw that ham xD
My favorite quotes:
”Did your hair lose weight”
“Did you get new arms”
What is living room?
I was right at that part.
Dan Dan HAMMM!
XD yes.
Marty Phillips
“Why would it be in your hair?”
i know its supposed to be bad advice, but i love how it sounds like really bad advice dan is telling him to drink bleach because he shot him
"What are you doing here?"
"I...live here."
Great. Did your hair lose... Weight?
if you look in the description, you will see who Phil played. you're welcome.
lol
OMG 😂 IM SCREAMING
A phil dan
SCREAMING COS PHAN
Omg lol 😂
"I turned the real Dan into a chair," "what?" "I call him chan."
*screaming*
this is the best video ever!
LPS rori Films *H* *A* *M*
LPS rori Films I have to agree with you.
The lpstuber phandom. Yes.
LPS rori Films imagine if chan wanted to get revenge, he would evolve into *y a n d e r e c h a n*
HAM
The fact that all the Clones are Individually put in the description is the Icing to this perfect cake
"Well, there is suicidal Dan, but-"
*bang*
"Yep, that's all of them"
"Thank God, you know if you have something to say you can just say it to me. We've all bottled up our feelings to the point where we feel like our only option is to murder a bunch of clones, but you can just talk to me. Okay?"
"ham" *throws ham in face*
_distraction 100_
*Ham 100*
*_Ham 1,000,000_*
Ham 1,999,1828182,292819,
Discombobulate.
666 likes... should I like it....??
Dan: “What are all these dead bodies doing here”
Tom: “Honestly not much” 😂😂😂
Well, dying
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE
Dan: IM CALLING THE POLICE
Tom:UH UH *HAM!*
@@shaneyplushie2512 UH UH HAM! I HAVE NO DAN
(I just made that up)
Dan: i want answers
I can't believe that Tom would do that! Seriously, what kind of person does that?
If you do have ham, don't lie about it!
LOL 😂
I know
"Really? They all look the same to me."
The fact that it took me EIGHT YEARS to get that--
"I live here."
not anymore
StrangerErika ouch
TOO SOON
StrangerErika TOO SOON
?
al PAS He moved
Spanish Dan
Span
Mexidan
Daniel the Spaniel
PROTIP
PRO TIP
+Giovanna rojas PROTIP
PROTIP
PROTIP
The most impressive thing here is the 10 shots out of a 6-shot revolver
Watched this when it first came out 7 years ago, and multiple times since, and I am just now getting the
"they all look the same to me" bit
Plot twist that's still haunts me:
*He does have ham*
CZcams police Yo I hate it when a plot twist hunts me.
Wow you idiot. The plot twist is that they’re all played by Dan
Smokey Bacon r/whoosh
Dr. Lavish I was being sarcastic
Smokey Bacon suuuureeee
Dan: Is that all of them?
Tom: well there suicidal dan
*Gun shot*
Tom: yep that's all of them
XD that should've been in the video
Luis Torres 2:02
420
"So uh, what is it you wanted to say?"
"your a clone"
"wha-"
@@advntrr9152 HAM
This has the greatest twist ending in all of cinematic history!
This is just _perfect_
"Hola!"
*gets shot in Spanish*
"Adios!"
Best scene ever.
Dan: Why did you clone me twice?
Tom: *Yes*
Also Tom: *Twice*
Span: Hola!
Twice twice twice twice twice.
Shadow Dragon Adios
That was Spanish Dan, I called him Span
I think I've found my new favorite video on the internet and I won't regret it
same
Same
Same
Why would you regret finding your favorite video?
Hi again alexis why do I keep finding you okay
Tom is ahead of his time. He was saying ‘yes’ to things 6 years before it was invented.
Everyones talking about underated jokes
But noone is talking about-
the _music_ ????
well now this is sad because of the "I live here " AND the "feat. Daniel Howell
Phandom! at the Superwholock what?
well, bc it's no longer "ft. Danisnotonfire" and he (they) moved so he doesn't live there any longer
he doesn't live there *cries*
*ham slap*
AmazingLibby crafts**********
No one:
TomSka: I got 150 rounds in this 6 round magazine
sorry there’s no way that this was 5 years ago. I swear I just watched this the day it came out like 2 days ago
At the end:
Tom: That's Phil-Dan. I call him Phan.
Dan: ...
okay but Phil is credited as "Phan" on IMDB O_O
OMG YES
2:35
I thought the clones were getting Scarce. I guess I was wrong.
Has any
G
I like how they still mention Phil because Dan and Phil are stuck to each other like glue.
Hi Hello
XD
Dats very truu
When did they mention him?
At the end
did u see how he was the "phan" clone XD
"You know you can just talk to me, we've all had that feeling where we bottled up our emotions until we feel like we need to kill a whole bunch of clone"
I like how specific he was being
“What are all these dead bodies doing here?!” “Nothing much, honestly.”
And all these others lmao. Just. The whole fuckin skit.
Only Tom can fire 10 bullets from a 6-shot revolver
InaccurateArcher while jokers stuck with 8 shots from a 5 shot revolver
*Uh oh shit*
Barbershop quartertet Dan counts as one bullet
where are the bodies william
10 shots from a 6 shot revolver
I guess the living room is now... the DIEning room!
SiSi D yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SiSi D but the dining room is wear you eat...
SiSi D cringy af
Or: I guess it's not the living room anymore.
SiSi D Hoi tEMmy
He is far too calm watching himself be murdered a dozen times over
“What are you doing here”
“I live here”
*”werid voice crack”* “Great”
“Did you hair lose...
Weight?”
Bruh
“What are all these dead bodies doing here!?”
“Honestly not much.”
Best quote
E
Leahna Alba I’m calling the police.
_ham_
I want answers
Okay, i lied i do have ham
Is that all of them?
Well, there's suicidal Dan, but... *Distant gunshot* Yep, that's all of them.
I know that suicide is a very serious and dark topic but the suicidal Dan moment was hilarious
It's a good light joke of a dark and heavy subject
Oof, looking back now
@@iris9202 i know oh my god. if dan didnt want it in there i dont think he would have allowed it but still i feel terrible
oh shit-
The way the Dan clone behind the chair just falls slowly kills me every time.
Fourth time watching this, still gets me
0:00 - 0:25
actual footage of me trying to start a conversation
Lol
@@jayisobsessed9443 robertidk eh
Brody Myott sa
Brody Myott me
Same XD
Dan: *I need Answers*
Tom: ok I -lied- I do have ham
Me: tOm HoW dArE yOu LiE
Right I mean the HAM MAN THE HAM
_why he gotta lie like that?_
lying makes you go to hell
@@maria50249 not all people believe that
@@jayce2507 sorry that was meant to be a reference to danandphilcrafts
I love how tomska’s videos just age like fine wine
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR 4 YEARS, FINALLY
In the description it says "Phil Lester as Phan" your welcome
*you're
yASSSSS
+MKMaddieCaeli A MHA HART MAH SOLE
+Michbby Clifheva Wat?
+MKMaddieCaeli A my heart my soul is what she said
"Did your hair lose weight?" Ah yes, the ultimate last resort.
sydneyisnotfantasti
[Gets shot in Spanish]
"did you get new... arms?"
0:06 I feel like the reason he said those weird things is because he forgot he wasn’t a reject.
Ham quote: sentient ham with the personality of Dan.
Hair weight loss quote: Dan with a very large amount of hair.
New arms quote: Dan with snake arms.
The way it should've ended
"I'm sorry Dan"
"You're a clone of Dan"
"It's true, the real Dan became this gun"
"I called him Shan"
“Remember if a strange man offers you candy, there’s probably more in his car” *shot* “Ah...drink bleach” I’m dying XD
Lots of U.S. people are too
Well, Rest in peace.
Did you listen to him😒
The perfect educational dan
*sings the word ow*
XD
Starring :
Thomas Ridgewell
Dan Howell
Span Howell
Chan Howell
Phil Lester
No he's a Dan clone, making him Phan Howell.
@@karkatvantas9557 no
Phan Howster
This is my comfort video and I love how I can see Dan smile after the ham :)
"DUN, DUN, HAM!"
The ham made me jump
Span:"Hola"
*Tom shoots*
Span: „oh...adíos“
*R.i.p Span*
*"Hola...Adíos"*
Jani_Bunny :3 i
Gets shot in spanish
Ewan Croft there is really no difference just because the "I" has a fancier dot above it. Really. No difference 😐
Ewan Croft It’s “adiós” the accent goes on the “O”
Mornin Potato it’s not a fancy dot, in Spanish it changes the way you say a word like “Papa” means potato but “papá” means dad
_”What is a living room...?”_
Hah, it’s funny. Cuz all the bodies are dead.....
Bruh
still one of my all time fav sketches, it just never gets old
Love how dan just lets it happen
0:50 dan is trying not to laugh
Yeah lol
Look at the outtakes, it was probably the hardest part to do for them
berna yeah. He had a little smile.
Bigfish821
Dan was hilarious 😂
"I want answers" *laughs after want*
agreed, hilarious enough for me to laugh with him :D
I had a small heart attack with the Phil part
Same
Me too
+sophienicole Cos he's a clone
I literally yelled WHY YOU KILLING MY PHILLY!
same
This has to be my favorite video in this series
I love how every clone is credited as being played by Dan in the description, even suicidal Dan, who never appeared onscreen.
nobody:
Literally nobody:
UK subtitles: *gets shot in spanish*
Hola!
*gets shot in spanish*
Adios!
It also says “Another juicy ham slap”
bruh im spanish
spanish: bruh soy español
Im glad im npt the only person who saw that
@@mattwades2627 same
Dan: I’m calling the police
Tom: *ham*
Dan: In shock
Tom in his head: did that work?
0:45
HaM
Orion: choose your two weapons tom
Tom: Ham and gun
well, it actually worked, he didn't call the police...
the quick *"HAM"* at the end was brilliant.
I like how tom didnt reload the 6 round revolver XD
I love how Dan just doesn't react to Tom coming into his home, unannounced. Like, does this happen frequently?!
Probably you never know with Tom
Probably Roommates.
Tbh probably
Maybe it's just okay for Tom to illegal illegally and make it legal for only legally legal Toms.
I saw that this video starred Phil Lester and I was confused as to why it said that..
UNTIL THAT DAZZLING RAY OF SUNSHINE POPPED UP ON SCREEN AND WAS KILLED IN SECONDS
SAME
+ramseylikesthegalaxy SAME
yesss
Socyat!,
Basically what happens when you start to like a book character
I CRI
love these
Two of one of my favorite youtubers in one video, I think my brain just exploded
Spanish Dan had a really short life span ;)
Ba dum tish
Did you just...?
*click* nice
PLAY F
I smiled way too much at this. My cheeks hurt!
Tom: (throws ham)
dan: ...i want answers
Tom: ok i lied i do have ham
Dan: About the bodies!!
Tom: ohhh
My other favorite part
Dan: why did you clone me twice?
Tom: yes. Twice
Span: hola
Tom: (shoots span)
span: adios
This is...
...beautiful...
..simply beautiful...
"Did your hair loose....waight?"
"Did you get new....arms?"
flirting 101
0:06 Actual footage of me meeting Dan
Same
Cat ❤
That's actually what l did when l met them
Emily Lamburd
So jealous you met them ;~;
l'm sure you will meet them one day :) Never in my life did i think l was going to meet them
Captions: HOLA! [dies in spanish]
adios
[cries for Spanish compadre in Spanish]
[Muffled screaming]
[Actual screaming]
Mr. Clowdy (gets shot in Spanish*
I went to go turn on the captions to see it, and i saw different types of options for captions. And one of the them was "English (United Kingdom) With Extra Jokes"😂
y'know I think more people need to read descriptions to find little gifts like this one has
this one credits every single dan clone
0:47 the way the ham just hit his face smoothly was so satisfying for some reason
There are 14 clones (including Phil) .-. i really dont know why i counted
LazyGirl are you including barbershop quartet Dan as one clone or four?
Four, since they're all separate... hopefully
LazyGirl and the irony. Your name says you are lazy xD
How did he not reload his gun?
He cloned the gun.
Wait... "Doesn't understand the human body Dan", "Really bad advice Dan", "Secretly Asian Dan" and "Suicidal Dan" aren't just... Dan?
Yes
Absolutely right
ikr
AHAHAAAA
This made me cry
I have watched this so many times I know the entire thing off by heart now
I've seen this video so many times i know the entire script off by heart.
"Did your hair loose weight?"
"Did you get new arms?"
Me too 😂😂😂
Pink Lemonaid me when I talk to my crush
Me talking to strangers
*lose not loose darling x
10/10 pick up lines
Yep, that summarises trying to talk to girls.
description "Phil Lester as "Phan"
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Same
My phandom just got slayed. Beautifully. God I love you Tomska.
Woaaaaaah
Ohhhhh I never under stood that.... Thx
That's because he was a clone of Dan and well that would make him Phan
I love the HAM at the end
I just love these random videos!!!
brb going to make a SPAN Fan account
Oh my god
link it and the phandom will follow
spanisnotonfire then?
+Cloudy Eyes instagram.com/span_howell/ Here you go guys come Lets have a Phan party
lol ill follow the span account later XD