Dan and Phil Finally Tell the Truth

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2022
  • We have ..a lot of things to tell you. After watching this you can never unlearn what you have heard.
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    Tune in next time for our third feature of Dystopia Daily!
    CREATED BY
    DANIEL HOWELL
    PRODUCED BY
    SOPHIE NEWTON
    CREATIVE PRODUCERS
    JACOB RICKARD
    KENNY ENGLAND
    PHIL LESTER
    DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
    CIARAN O’BRIEN
    CAMERA ASSISTANT
    JOE ROWE
    SOUND ENGINEER
    TOM BARTLETT
    ART DIRECTOR
    LOUIS GRANT
    EDITORS
    LEVI BEAMISH
    DAN HOWELL
    PHIL LESTER
    ANIMATORS
    JAMES PAINTER
    PJ LIGUORI
    Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound:
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    Racing Hearts - Mattie Maguire
    Chronometer - Guy Copeland
    Losing Face - Martin Klem
    Love Gotta Calm Down - Rasure
    Sway With Me - Sight of Wonders
    Lost at Sea - Trio Leo
    Asteroid Two - Czar Donic
    For You I Do - Tiki Tiki
    Captions: amara.org/videos/SiEgUiYyVOyQ... thank you to..
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Komentáře • 8K

  • @danielhowell
    @danielhowell  Před rokem +5479

    come see me on tour i'm probably outside your house crying in a bus rn danielhowell.com

  • @clairerobby1
    @clairerobby1 Před rokem +2635

    The fact that Phil’s big scandal is that he smoked a single cigarette and kissed a girl and stayed out until 3 AM as an adult is hilarious

  • @Cloudthings22
    @Cloudthings22 Před rokem +14368

    The audacity to ignore someone who used "no worries if not" is truly an unforgivable, monstrous act against anxiety ridden people

    • @gh0stqirlq
      @gh0stqirlq Před rokem +198

      i say this all the time even when texting my sister or dad didn’t realise it was tied to my anxiety 😧

    • @blooms454
      @blooms454 Před rokem +72

      Literally just wrote that in an email an hour ago HAHAHA

    • @wia61899
      @wia61899 Před rokem +221

      it is indeed always worries if not

    • @Dihope_Inc
      @Dihope_Inc Před rokem +15

      LITERALLY OMG

    • @babyfishmouth-sweepingnations
      @babyfishmouth-sweepingnations Před rokem +9

      Whenever I see that damned phrase I just think…. Yeah ok I won’t do it then if it really is no worries.

  • @wowanimejoshua5149
    @wowanimejoshua5149 Před rokem +4345

    "ARE WE GAY? DID WE FUCK?!?!!"
    *Phil looks on in horror due to the fact that he's witnessing dan go insane for the 30th time in 2 days*

  • @lia-cr6ef
    @lia-cr6ef Před rokem +10994

    This is like finally growing up so your parents are now comfortable spilling all the tea from over the years 😭

  • @AnthonyPadilla
    @AnthonyPadilla Před rokem +19670

    dan don’t make me grab the first flight to UK

  • @katiemarshall1737
    @katiemarshall1737 Před rokem +6426

    “do you want us to just upload one sims video a year?” YES. OBVIOUSLY YES. WHAT DID YOU THINK THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION WOULD BE???

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Před rokem +24

      This

    • @riverstein7251
      @riverstein7251 Před rokem +93

      Dan pavloved all of us into counting down to his next yearly video. We essentially congregated in the comments of his latest video theorizing when the next one would appear for year(s) on end. Of course this devoted disaster of an audience would love that

    • @beepboop9750
      @beepboop9750 Před rokem +43

      Dil and Tabitha are living their best life

    • @WhoaItsLauren
      @WhoaItsLauren Před rokem +1

      THIS

    • @rainruchti1706
      @rainruchti1706 Před rokem +5

      Please just one video a year I ratch your guys sound content so much just one video. A year. My hole life complete

  • @lucyh9051
    @lucyh9051 Před rokem +5753

    dan drinking an entire bottle of rose and crying on his balcony for two hours and calling it a gay panic is one of my favorite things

    • @Sallyisfailingtofunctionx
      @Sallyisfailingtofunctionx Před rokem +128

      I just call that a Tuesday at this point

    • @2002stylan
      @2002stylan Před rokem +10

      girl my name is lucy h too 😮

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender Před 5 měsíci

      @@2002stylanI went to school with a Lucy H who was born in 2002 lol

    • @maddyfarnham7749
      @maddyfarnham7749 Před 26 dny +1

      @@SallyisfailingtofunctionxI literally was coming to comment this ☠️

  • @leneececlark9788
    @leneececlark9788 Před rokem +3175

    phil: im never coming back here
    also phil: is a creative producer and editor for this show

  • @theau.1536
    @theau.1536 Před rokem +17518

    Btw, we totally don't mind if the gaming channel is just an occasional thing. We don't need regular uploads, we just miss the casual banter and dan falling off his chair.

    • @emilyniedbala
      @emilyniedbala Před rokem +36

      +++

    • @tova1412
      @tova1412 Před rokem +351

      yes! it would be so nice to just like, idk once every 5 months get a notification from the channel, and then like a 2 year gap before some more

    • @tracey3706
      @tracey3706 Před rokem +17

      fully agree :D :D :D

    • @EvaWhoDraws
      @EvaWhoDraws Před rokem +27

      I miss it so much

    • @squares4u
      @squares4u Před rokem +207

      Exactly. Their Sims 4 series always made me laugh until I CRIED. I don’t mind if it’s one episode a year, I just love seeing them game together

  • @Kiara_Engelen
    @Kiara_Engelen Před rokem +9848

    I watched dan&phil while ignoring my responsibilities when I was 14. Here I am at 22 and still watching them and ignoring my responsibilities. Some things just don’t change.

    • @caitlinmcquade5330
      @caitlinmcquade5330 Před rokem +45

      Same here :)

    • @shannonphipps938
      @shannonphipps938 Před rokem +44

      I'm literally watching this on my break at work

    • @onionyah
      @onionyah Před rokem +27

      Same m8, age wise also

    • @wia61899
      @wia61899 Před rokem +52

      this is my community and I have missed u all

    • @semirelatablesarah
      @semirelatablesarah Před rokem +53

      Started watching when I was 14 too! I’m 24 now, we all keep getting pulled back in 😂
      Edit: not sure how I managed to get my age wrong but I’m 23, chaotic.

  • @ellen2337
    @ellen2337 Před rokem +3648

    ”Do u want us to uploud just one Sims video a year?” YES. It does NOT have to be a schedule, just when u both feel like it. It can be five months in between or a year it does NOT matter and everyone agrees with this. We are just happy to see u

  • @risi7634
    @risi7634 Před rokem +868

    Dan: Okay with breaking NDAS
    Also Dan: Scared to admit he doesnt like Animal Crossing

    • @blkophelia
      @blkophelia Před rokem +24

      Legal problems can only really fuck with him like financially maybe business relationship wise a little.
      The internet is forever, no take backs. And Dan knows that more than anyone 😂

  • @mildlypsychotic2634
    @mildlypsychotic2634 Před rokem +7498

    Dan has two moods.
    1. No shame whatsoever
    2. All the shame I regret everything I've ever done

    • @williameyelash8053
      @williameyelash8053 Před rokem +151

      This is the best description of Dan ever

    • @user-bk3ub6td6u
      @user-bk3ub6td6u Před rokem +99

      Typical Gemini behavior really

    • @danielhowell
      @danielhowell  Před rokem +2345

      didn't know my therapist was on youtube hi

    • @dimemainit
      @dimemainit Před rokem +23

      @@danielhowell HAHAH

    • @whitnerin2whitnerin276
      @whitnerin2whitnerin276 Před rokem +40

      @@danielhowell And going by the name mildlypsychotic! Think you might need to look into getting a new therapist. You know, just…maybe

  • @pstrick1946
    @pstrick1946 Před rokem +12356

    I feel like Dan is truly in his "Fuck around and find out" Era and I'm truly here for it

    • @mishy1654
      @mishy1654 Před rokem +34

      He said 😄🔪

    • @ligahuga333
      @ligahuga333 Před rokem +22

      @Kaya Styles mars is in gemini for like 8 months :D

    • @xxoldmagicxx
      @xxoldmagicxx Před rokem +17

      I feel like we all just need at accept that that’s all life is tbh

    • @amyymightflyy
      @amyymightflyy Před rokem

      He’s in his early 30s now and apparently you stop caring so much and honestly what a mood the boy deserves to have a hiatus from his existential dread

    • @liz-ht1tq
      @liz-ht1tq Před rokem +1

      fafo

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. Před rokem +2516

    I love how one of Dan’s could have gotten them sent to prison and most of Phil’s are just Dan not wanting to do something.

  • @katten6050
    @katten6050 Před 11 měsíci +521

    My take on Dan and Phil's relationship is that in the multiverse, they are just best friends, occasional lovers, boyfriends, married with kids, and mortal enemies and we're just flitting through all of them at the speed of light.

  • @Badgermoles4444
    @Badgermoles4444 Před rokem +11066

    Dan's completely unhinged chaotic energy juxtaposed with Phil's general confusion and calm is somehow the same as always and brand new.

    • @user-wt5if6rx8m
      @user-wt5if6rx8m Před rokem +56

      Perfectly said, I love them so much

    • @na3rial
      @na3rial Před rokem +143

      And yet Phil is also unhinged chaotic as well, just in a different way with Dan's general confusion and calm xD
      Case and point: 7:22

    • @gisellerojas4041
      @gisellerojas4041 Před rokem +55

      I think it’s because most of the collabs have been on Phil’s channel so he was more in control. But this time Dan is the host so it’s more Dan being himself rather than making funny, sarcastic remarks here and there

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 Před 6 měsíci +2

      They are somehow both play the straight man to each others' chaotic energy

  • @trix-or-treatz
    @trix-or-treatz Před rokem +5074

    "Do you want us to just upload one sims video a year" YES, DAN, IT'S BETTER THAN NO SIMS VIDEOS EVER

    • @corilewis
      @corilewis Před rokem +132

      I wonder how Dil is doing these days....

    • @anironsidh
      @anironsidh Před rokem +127

      I just want the dab and Evan wedding 🥺

    • @sleepybaby8218
      @sleepybaby8218 Před rokem +13

      @@anironsidh YES PLEASE 😭😭

    • @elvira4976
      @elvira4976 Před rokem +14

      I think about the sims series frequently and miss it so much but I don't want them to suffer DX

    • @Zubiila
      @Zubiila Před rokem +2

      We miss Dil!

  • @casssidyy711
    @casssidyy711 Před rokem +2444

    dan & phil: it’s none of your business!!!!
    modern fans: 👁👄👁 ok but can we get that one sims4 video a year actually please

    • @lizzienorton5154
      @lizzienorton5154 Před rokem +137

      all i want is a dab and evan wedding and i will never complain about anything ever again

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 Před rokem +93

      yeah, I hope the new tour helps Dan realize the majority of current fans, don’t really care about personal stuff as opposed to 2014 tweens. We just want the banter lmao

    • @eviethehuman9356
      @eviethehuman9356 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Alternatively a whole series 2 🤣

    • @Thewaterspirit57
      @Thewaterspirit57 Před 5 měsíci +1

      All I want is more crazy stuff from these sims. All I want is just this from the gaming channel lol 💀

    • @hotdogs2549
      @hotdogs2549 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@lizzienorton5154u must be the happiest person on earth now 😂

  • @M1SST3DD3RS
    @M1SST3DD3RS Před rokem +3072

    The channel: Belongs to Dan
    Phil: Shows up in support
    Dan: Still to this very day acts like he’s being held against his will
    Phil: Still the encouraging bestie he’s always been

    • @avu2888
      @avu2888 Před rokem +28

      it makes me so happy to watch

  • @erika24692
    @erika24692 Před rokem +1710

    i never thought in my life i would hear dan say to phil “are we gay? did we fuck?” in what multiverse are we in

    • @xxlovegomi
      @xxlovegomi Před rokem +222

      wheres phils secret wife had me dead

    • @angelat4512
      @angelat4512 Před rokem

      @@xxlovegomi Same lmfaooo

    • @TheDutchMaurits
      @TheDutchMaurits Před rokem +36

      I kind of assumed that they are in a relationship and that they did have sex. I didn't know there still was a question to be asked.

    • @Rossiuspossius
      @Rossiuspossius Před rokem +22

      When Phil went “I came because I’m your-“ I swear to got.. not to be weird and speculative but Dan really got me with this whole vid & I’m glad he back :3

  • @affrontit
    @affrontit Před rokem +8994

    Dan simultaneously seems the most put-together and also the most unhinged he's ever been rn iconic energy

    • @ellielovesbands
      @ellielovesbands Před rokem +50

      that's how you can describe us infj's out there.

    • @agirlwithbooks1294
      @agirlwithbooks1294 Před rokem +27

      hes a gemini

    • @shantal5590
      @shantal5590 Před rokem +7

      mhm Gemini

    • @hannahdarise
      @hannahdarise Před rokem +12

      it's giving me The Eric Andre Show vibes honestly - but like obviously toned down

    • @RayAnneMarie
      @RayAnneMarie Před rokem

      the way this ultimately describes where I'm at in my life rn 😅

  • @nicdug
    @nicdug Před rokem +1457

    I like grown up dan and phil. it's like we've all finished school and now we're in therapy together

  • @illidarisxo
    @illidarisxo Před 2 měsíci +27

    still cracking up that it went from "PHIL GOT WITH A GIRL AND CMOKED A CIGARETTE" to phil going "DAN HATES ANAIMAL CROSSING" the scandals will live on forever

  • @semiformaldehyde
    @semiformaldehyde Před rokem +4681

    Dan: Phil snogged a girl and smoked while drunk
    Phil's rebuttal: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING

    • @user-fd8ct8uq3b
      @user-fd8ct8uq3b Před rokem +89

      i fr gasped at that more than anything dan pulled out

  • @courtneythomas3297
    @courtneythomas3297 Před rokem +3538

    The fact that Phil is a producer makes “I’m never coming back here” so much funnier

  • @morgansingletary8145
    @morgansingletary8145 Před měsícem +27

    I desperately need a Dan and Phil Tell the Truth 2 in 2024

  • @penina8438
    @penina8438 Před rokem +268

    Dan almost breaking an NDA before Phil stopped him really brings truth to the line from II about how Dan would be in jail without Phil lol

  • @hpete97
    @hpete97 Před rokem +8272

    I love that so many of Phil’s secrets were “Dan didn’t want to do this thing”

    • @doantranvan1844
      @doantranvan1844 Před rokem +2

      ok

    • @whyioughta178
      @whyioughta178 Před rokem +1

      This comment made me laugh hahah

    • @fincutler-belcich2824
      @fincutler-belcich2824 Před rokem +24

      phils secrets were “dan didnt want to do this” and we are just sitting here like “we could probably figure that out… its dan”

    • @roush3421
      @roush3421 Před rokem +46

      Meanwhile all of Dan’s are like “this could get us sued”

  • @evin_b
    @evin_b Před rokem +5813

    I hope this show continues and Phil is just the guest every time

    • @artemisbeasty196
      @artemisbeasty196 Před rokem +190

      Literally the most perfect edition I could imagine

    • @pazgonzalezlol
      @pazgonzalezlol Před rokem +64

      i'd honestly watch that

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 Před rokem +128

      and every single time he brings an even more ridiculous decor item xD

    • @Splishbie
      @Splishbie Před rokem +21

      That would be hilarious 😂

    • @muir9257
      @muir9257 Před rokem +9

      so uh.... unhhh?

  • @niteowel9052
    @niteowel9052 Před rokem +3182

    The cutoff of Phil saying "I only came cause I'm your___" at 4:30 was HILARIOUS and so well-timed

    • @lolitazombie
      @lolitazombie Před rokem +938

      If this was 2012 there would be like 50 videos analyzing what he was going to say LMAO

    • @lala_landed
      @lala_landed Před rokem +53

      @@lolitazombie EXACTLY

    • @asffghjkl6035
      @asffghjkl6035 Před rokem +14

      Genious

    • @Nobody-707
      @Nobody-707 Před 10 měsíci +22

      ​@@lolitazombieI'm getting genuine ptsd flashbacks

    • @Zimoria
      @Zimoria Před 9 měsíci +50

      "only friend"

  • @noah-ds
    @noah-ds Před 6 měsíci +101

    😂😂😂 I LAUGHED OUT LOUD at "I made aubergine water 😑" *close-up of a whole aubergine floating in a gallon of water* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ella-yp7to
    @ella-yp7to Před rokem +13021

    a dan and phil collab on dan's channel in 2022 is the unexpected miracle we all needed

  • @Livitee
    @Livitee Před rokem +3803

    devastated that Dan hates animal crossing. all men do is lie, cheers Dan now the wife and kids are crying.

  • @tylerl4472
    @tylerl4472 Před 8 měsíci +138

    I still can’t get over that they rented two apartments so the two of them as friends could live in one apartment and they could use the second one to just film in instead of having their own apartments😂

    • @allyterps9223
      @allyterps9223 Před 6 měsíci +17

      I didn't even think of it like that, but that's awesome/sweet

  • @daphneshort1621
    @daphneshort1621 Před rokem +762

    Phil should always come back to do the show but Dan introduces like someone new every time

  • @gabriella889
    @gabriella889 Před rokem +3806

    full honesty dan with what u and phil had to endure in the worst era of the phandom u can clickbait anyone whenever however you want for the rest of ur goddam life. call them reparations if you will ..

  • @rortrortrort
    @rortrortrort Před rokem +3566

    “dan and phil tell the truth”
    5 seconds in and dan has already told phil to stop lying

  • @katethielen3883
    @katethielen3883 Před rokem +711

    I have yet to figure out if they're friends, mild enemies, or just British

  • @Charlotte_Sometimes836
    @Charlotte_Sometimes836 Před rokem +963

    I can't imagine a better direction that Dan could've gone than this. I've outgrown pretty much all youtubers that I've watched in high school but Dan, I am so here for this shit

  • @lyricholmes1827
    @lyricholmes1827 Před rokem +4000

    Phil Lester, drunk in Prague, smoking a cigarette is outrageously funny.

    • @thetheodora2371
      @thetheodora2371 Před rokem +140

      I'm from Prague. If I saw Phil Lester smoking a cigarette in a bar, I'd think "huh, Phil has a doppelganger"

    • @beets_and_rice
      @beets_and_rice Před rokem +4

      @@thetheodora2371 if you see someone that looks identical to you, run away and hide

  • @erinsmith5005
    @erinsmith5005 Před rokem +4015

    Phil: “I’m gonna take a single black rose” *picks up a black tulip*

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 Před rokem +15

      Thank you. I was going to comment the same thing.

    • @lynnisme3828
      @lynnisme3828 Před rokem +6

      words cannot describe the joy this gave me from notification to now

    • @Nbubs-1
      @Nbubs-1 Před rokem +8

      Cries in Dutch 😝

    • @erinsmith5005
      @erinsmith5005 Před rokem +7

      Omg Dan liked my comment 😳🥺 hi Daniel 👋🏻 I’ve watched you since I was 9/10 I’m now 20 and I’m very proud of you and Phil

  • @mayas3422
    @mayas3422 Před rokem +352

    phil pulling out his hot doctor's facebook history is such a mood tho if i had a very awkward interaction with a hot man i'd need my friends to know my pain as well

  • @caffeinatedx
    @caffeinatedx Před rokem +71

    20:18 The "I simply don't care for it." Is giving, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID 'OH CAN A MATCH BOX NO BUT A TIN CAN'?" Vibes

  • @paramore24681
    @paramore24681 Před rokem +8729

    every guest should bring a piece of decor that’s wildly outside of the set aesthetic to mark their episode

  • @excusemeprincess8252
    @excusemeprincess8252 Před rokem +12640

    I admire Phil’s stance, commitment and general chill-ness about the audience not having to know everything. I feel like so many people online feel the need (or the pressure) to share every aspect of their life but most of the time it’s really not healthy or safe. Phil seems to openly set those boundaries and will talk about them when it comes up in a chill, informative and sensible way. I think more people need to take a leaf from Phil’s book and decide on their online boundaries and stick to them and not be afraid when it comes up to say they’re not comfortable sharing that information.

    • @heathercameron1485
      @heathercameron1485 Před rokem +308

      They've managed to keep whether or not they're bonking under wraps the entire time. That's honestly really admirable.

    • @leahrebecca2051
      @leahrebecca2051 Před rokem +113

      Yessss all of this and the same applies irl. Not everything has to be explained, or labeled, unless you want to and it helps you to do so. If it’s just people’s curiosity, you don’t owe them nada

    • @vickym9221
      @vickym9221 Před rokem +136

      As a gay person myself, their silence on this topic has always felt weird to me. Now they're out - what's the big deal with confirming or denying whether or not they're in a relationship? It feels like another form of being in the closet that it's still this big secret. I think my own background of shame surrounding sexuality makes me see things that way though, so I understand that other people probably don't feel the same way.

    • @lunatrafalgar6176
      @lunatrafalgar6176 Před rokem +257

      @@vickym9221 my sister has a platonic life partner and they have 2 kids. They don't feel the need to inform everyone of the minute details of their relationship because it's nobodys fucking business. Now imagine being a famous person and everyone having an opinion. I totally understand why Dan and Phil don't wanna share the details

    • @longlivethegays
      @longlivethegays Před rokem +86

      I really like how they continue to put that boundary. It makes me happy that they can do that comfortably.

  • @justanothergirl9298
    @justanothergirl9298 Před rokem +211

    this is like when mum has the final glass of wine and tells you the real reason for the divorce

  • @UmSteven
    @UmSteven Před rokem +347

    I can’t believe this duo still gives me this much serotonin

  • @martina4830
    @martina4830 Před rokem +2820

    I am pregnant and getting married in 2 months and yet somehow, for 20 minutes straight, I went back in time and am 13 again, watching two internet nerds entertain me and make me forget about all of life’s problems and stress that comes with it. I love and appreciate you with all my heart. I hope there’s more to come.

    • @dasha_ucko
      @dasha_ucko Před rokem +8

      Congratulations!

    • @mariemiel
      @mariemiel Před rokem +3

      Congrats!

    • @cheyunderwood7941
      @cheyunderwood7941 Před rokem +2

      Congrats :)))

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 Před rokem +6

      I wish you all the best with your wedding and baby 💕

    • @jog6750
      @jog6750 Před rokem +8

      I love this feeling!! Tucking my 3 year old into bed and sitting down to watch this is so surreal

  • @emmelineysun
    @emmelineysun Před rokem +1714

    Dan: (sarcastically) do you want us to just upload one sims video a year?
    Dan’s audience recently: wow Dan is posting once a year! This is amazing!!!

    • @bug7055
      @bug7055 Před rokem +29

      *Jenna Marbles fans in the back* YOUR GUY IS POSTING?

    • @daydreams-of-death
      @daydreams-of-death Před rokem +2

      literally the boost of happiness i get whenever he uploaded more than once in a year would be so much higher if they uploaded ONE sims video

  • @SilencedTides
    @SilencedTides Před rokem +577

    this feels like a full circle moment. i started watching y’all in middle school and i’m now in college and this is the first video i’ve seen of y’all in years :,)

    • @rosewood4547
      @rosewood4547 Před rokem +8

      me tooo !! i wish u well in ur studies !

    • @account44485
      @account44485 Před rokem +4

      same!!

    • @SilencedTides
      @SilencedTides Před rokem +2

      @@rosewood4547 thank u 💖💖

    • @Rachel-lf1mp
      @Rachel-lf1mp Před rokem +1

      Just read this comment and I was like “damn you’re old…”
      I am literally in college
      (Also watched them in middle school lol)

  • @mewrin
    @mewrin Před rokem +259

    “JUST STOP THE LIES” 5:26 i was laughing so much i had to pause. Ive been following dan and Phil for years and years i wonder what new fans even think of them

    • @og_dayoss47
      @og_dayoss47 Před 7 měsíci +7

      i am a new fan (like as in this week) and i am still processing them

  • @multicatbear
    @multicatbear Před rokem +3510

    Dan’s unhinged about to combust energy contrasted with Phil’s I’ve eaten a butterfly energy has me in tears I’m laughing so hard.

    • @AaronShirt
      @AaronShirt Před rokem +29

      You put how I look at them into words omg 🤣

    • @saposardento
      @saposardento Před rokem +5

      THIS!!! YES

    • @vaane321
      @vaane321 Před rokem +5

      This!!! I love them both, but together they make me laugh so hard.

  • @RussLynch
    @RussLynch Před rokem +1898

    I love that Phil's most scandalous secret is that he kissed a girl and smoked a cigarette 😂

    • @neveyya
      @neveyya Před rokem +95

      *2 seconds later*
      Phil: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING

  • @pp-ld7og
    @pp-ld7og Před rokem +190

    Saying "no worries if not" when asking anyone or anything has me in this depressive chokehold

  • @zebrabunnie13
    @zebrabunnie13 Před rokem +306

    This is fantastic. I love Dan and Phil no matter what their “relationship” is I just hope both of them continue filming together because they play off each other so fantastically.

  • @benstone6753
    @benstone6753 Před rokem +2538

    the way Dan just tried to blackmail Phil into losing with legal trouble

  • @kayisd3ad
    @kayisd3ad Před rokem +978

    “are we gay??”
    “DID WE FUCK???”
    i cannot with dan oh my lord

    • @sierrachavez30
      @sierrachavez30 Před rokem +1

      Fr

    • @haileycampe1495
      @haileycampe1495 Před rokem +51

      That line caught me so off guard, I never expected to hear him say that so bluntly. Even though I knew they weren’t gonna actually talk about it, for a minute there a small part of me thought they were lmao

    • @maxithalo7796
      @maxithalo7796 Před rokem +1

      Timestamp pls? Um

    • @becomingpneuma
      @becomingpneuma Před rokem +3

      literally the weirdest thing

    • @iamscaredofbread4357
      @iamscaredofbread4357 Před rokem +1

      @@maxithalo7796 5:14

  • @brandythomas6970
    @brandythomas6970 Před rokem +127

    as a long time fan since I was a child people put way too much pressure on y'all it was actually gross. no one blames y'all for how you coped with this pressure and I think y'all handled it really well actually. I'm glad y'all are happy and healthy

  • @borahebangtan
    @borahebangtan Před rokem +28

    the fucking comic sans 'bespoke activity area' sign made by taping two a4 size papers together is TAKING ME OUT 😭😭

  • @jenny0491
    @jenny0491 Před rokem +1543

    Phil kissing a girl and smoking a cigarette is somehow the most shocking thing in this entire video

    • @Goldlucky13
      @Goldlucky13 Před rokem +72

      i see that man in a completely new light now

    • @daydreams-of-death
      @daydreams-of-death Před rokem +86

      kissing a girl was more shocking than him smoking a cigarette

    • @birdbread
      @birdbread Před rokem +19

      I vividly remember him telling this story on his channel, or have i Mandela effected myself?

    • @dasha_ucko
      @dasha_ucko Před rokem +36

      @@birdbread Maybe you're thinking of him kissing an engaged woman so he could get to the bathroom?

    • @cakimo5521
      @cakimo5521 Před rokem +1

      @@dasha_ucko no he definitely has had a video about it

  • @ishmaeldoesstuff3657
    @ishmaeldoesstuff3657 Před rokem +2532

    I’m glad I didn’t hallucinate the whole thing where people thought Phil had a secret wife named Stacy and a daughter. It was a wild time.

    • @TabbyeLynne
      @TabbyeLynne Před rokem +73

      What.

    • @hades_gold
      @hades_gold Před rokem +51

      I forgot about that!

    • @isabellacorinne_
      @isabellacorinne_ Před rokem +120

      wasn't it janice? janice down at the shop?

    • @ARGhostie
      @ARGhostie Před rokem +101

      I did Not forget, that shit was hilarious, the wildest week of the phandom where no one knew what to believe 😂😂 The debacle is called 'phangate' for anyone wanting to find it.

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 Před rokem +16

      This is so weird that people thought that lmao

  • @suni197
    @suni197 Před měsícem +6

    cant believe dapg is back now.... we love you dads

  • @gretaeder5996
    @gretaeder5996 Před rokem +185

    I absolutely adore how chaotic, “done with life” energy, and low-budget this is. Perfection Dan, perfection

  • @reharm_reality
    @reharm_reality Před rokem +2368

    The entire vibe of this and the way it's edited to feel as uncomfortable as possible while still being funny enough to not be actually uncomfy is so fucking funny

  • @TimeMovie93150
    @TimeMovie93150 Před rokem +2887

    phil is a comedic genius because he doesn't even mean to be, so iconic

    • @pigeondance
      @pigeondance Před rokem +49

      he is really so funny! like the timing and everything is always on point

    • @trashcanman9357
      @trashcanman9357 Před rokem +7

      Yeah he’s HILARIOUS I had to stifle a laugh so many times throughout this video so I wouldn’t wake up my roommate 😭😭

  • @internetslothh
    @internetslothh Před 3 měsíci +9

    love phil making dan break character and start laughing as he talks about his octuplet hahahahaaaa

  • @ruthcharlottexo
    @ruthcharlottexo Před rokem +251

    Watching this again after seeing Dan in Manchester and I'm still in awe that it happened! If you're going, the show is absolutely incredible and you won't regret it, trust me! I'd give anything to go again, it was fantastic!

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt Před rokem +5316

    Dan after revealing a deep dark Phil secret: I feel like you aren’t playing at the same level I am-
    Phil: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING!!!!

  • @lucywynnf
    @lucywynnf Před rokem +3715

    I know Dan was joking about one gaming video a year but like, are you kidding me, I’d be so happy with that. There tends to be an expectation for regular content on YT, sure, but if you enjoy doing gaming vids, make ‘em, no matter how (not) often. If you don’t, don’t. Easier said than done, sure, but that’s my two cents. Love y’all.

    • @IamAlmostRealWitch
      @IamAlmostRealWitch Před rokem +49

      yes, gaming channel with 1 to 6 videos a year would be great ! 😆

    • @pinkspaghetti1
      @pinkspaghetti1 Před rokem +52

      he acts like he doesnt upload one video a year on his own channel sometimes 😅

    • @alexfernandes3703
      @alexfernandes3703 Před rokem +40

      Yes please also a lot of us are now adults with busy lives so only having to commit to a video per year is my dream

    • @user-dq1jl4pb9d
      @user-dq1jl4pb9d Před rokem +26

      It would almost be better because you'd never be expecting a video so it'd just make your week

    • @wolfelee356
      @wolfelee356 Před rokem +6

      truly! I honetly prefer random gaming videos the daily ones were overwhelming I felt like I hasd to watch them all

  • @bree1Dfangirl
    @bree1Dfangirl Před 2 měsíci +8

    This whole video is basically just
    Phil: *his silly, funny, random self* "☺🥴🤪
    Dan : *sigh* ....this guy😑...❤...🙄

  • @lillianross8688
    @lillianross8688 Před rokem +90

    Dan and Phil helped me get through middle school and now I’m here watching at 4am at 22 years old and I feel like a kid in a candy shop. Thank you for the amazingly weird and wonderful content you’ve given us over the years!!!

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal Před rokem

      literally same situation here, down to the 5 am watching... lol?

  • @sarkamichaljanicova32
    @sarkamichaljanicova32 Před rokem +2234

    I can't believe that I'm here all these years later, being a freaking adult with a freaking uni degree and an actual job... and I'm still watching these two weirdos on the Internet being a visual representation of my last 2 brain cells.

    • @AB-ku8du
      @AB-ku8du Před rokem +7

      You’re an adult and you’re still scared of saying the f word??

    • @sarkamichaljanicova32
      @sarkamichaljanicova32 Před rokem +61

      @@AB-ku8du I am scared of CZcams gods… that’s worse

    • @AB-ku8du
      @AB-ku8du Před rokem +15

      @@sarkamichaljanicova32 I appreciate the sense of humour lmao
      And yes the CZcams gods are truly terrifying that I had to censor my self while calling your self censoring out.

    • @Amare_cosplay
      @Amare_cosplay Před rokem +3

      Same aye

    • @RuskinRin
      @RuskinRin Před rokem +2

      SAME HAHDJHASJAAH

  • @Therealmak010
    @Therealmak010 Před rokem +688

    When Phil asked “who says hey buddy” all I could think of was “hey buddy you in London?”

  • @anastasiamaynard8796
    @anastasiamaynard8796 Před 11 měsíci +50

    its so crazy popping in after years of not really following them and seeing again how insane their chemistry together is in videos. they are such funny friends.

  • @bethinthebooth
    @bethinthebooth Před 2 měsíci +8

    Watching Dan and Phil again reminds me that Dan is truly who shaped my swearing style

  • @ellasquire2381
    @ellasquire2381 Před rokem +1265

    PHIL GETTING WITH A GIRL AND SMOKING A CIGARETTE IS SO INNOCENT TO ANY PERSON WHO HAS EVER BEEN ON A NIGHT OUT BUT ALSO IS SO CHAOTIC FOR PHIL

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Před rokem +30

      i thought it was quite the bombshell! i would absolutely never do either of those things.

    • @ellasquire2381
      @ellasquire2381 Před rokem +84

      @@elisecode2212 It’s just so not Phil, which is why it’s so funny to me. completely get that it’s not a lot of others’ vibe too!
      i on the other hand am a complete liability on every night out and if I had a single toke of a cigarette and got with one girl that’s a pretty uneventful night and I should be proud of the lack of chaos

    • @frankie9373
      @frankie9373 Před rokem +48

      the way I thought the story would lead somewhere but nope it was just phil kissing a girl and smoking a cig lmao

    • @jasminedavis6686
      @jasminedavis6686 Před rokem +3

      @@ellasquire2381 I'm not a liability but I do smoke like a train when I'm drunk

  • @kindabrit
    @kindabrit Před rokem +2685

    i like how phil said "we can just pop in when we want and it doesnt have to be a big thing" you guys should upload whatever you want, whenever you want and not have to worry about making a huge announcment or feel like there is any pressure. your viewers love you and we just want to watch you :)

    • @TotosTales
      @TotosTales Před rokem +23

      This though!!! I mean I’ve been watching for over half my life - I’m just happy when there is more content and I don’t want to be part of the reason there’s extra stress!!

  • @yxn5315
    @yxn5315 Před 5 měsíci +12

    teased one sims video a year but actually came back with 24 videos for gamingmas

  • @punpkinpi2015
    @punpkinpi2015 Před rokem +50

    20:15 Dan sounded like he was on the verge of entering his Joker Era there

  • @agl8689
    @agl8689 Před rokem +2926

    The insurmountable creativity of them finding yet new ways to tell us ~entertainingly~ that some things are none of our fuckin business - love it

    • @reaverkai
      @reaverkai Před rokem +2

      2.7k likes and no comments? Lemme fix that (i love the way you phrased that btw)

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck Před rokem +4249

    ive never laughed as hard as i did when they admitted they'd rented a second apartment to film in and threw such massive shade at all the people who caught on but turned it into conspiracy hour

    • @cjs.1098
      @cjs.1098 Před rokem +3

      Wait what when

    • @kristinq4
      @kristinq4 Před rokem +141

      i'd completely forgotten about all the floor plan theories until now, it came rushing back

    • @mollykate422
      @mollykate422 Před rokem +188

      @@cjs.1098 im like 2013-2016 people made phan theories to prove they shared a room by creating floor plans of their apartment and pointing out props in the background.

    • @Kitkat-nr4zj
      @Kitkat-nr4zj Před rokem +5

      @@mollykate422 HAHAHAA omg

    • @anniesmith5739
      @anniesmith5739 Před rokem +15

      @@mollykate422 tf that's creepy as hell

  • @ilia6416
    @ilia6416 Před rokem +137

    i remember being so concerned about phil's secret wife when I was in middle school💀

  • @clairesmith183
    @clairesmith183 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Phil being on this set really put in perspective how large of a human being he is

  • @nightfall6304
    @nightfall6304 Před rokem +2865

    We all know that the title is clickbait but we'll watch nonetheless. Glad to see you back Dan and a video with you two on your channel. Hope for the best for you!

  • @zalavogric3379
    @zalavogric3379 Před rokem +2836

    Dan tried to leave the gold pig at the old appartment
    Dan tried to hide the pig in the new house
    Phil: *this gold pig is a gift for your new talkshow set IT MISSES YOU*

    • @dasha_ucko
      @dasha_ucko Před rokem

      That poor pig... probably has some abandonment issues now lol

  • @Vandarera
    @Vandarera Před rokem +98

    I strongly admire their friendship/relationship. I've lost so many formerly close friends in my life, so seeing that strong bonds can still remain strong after many years is almost bewildering to me. I'm jelly 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

  • @Dumbledoresarmy13
    @Dumbledoresarmy13 Před rokem +44

    Dan and Phil have that perfect Yin Yang energy, their personalities just balance each other out so damn well.

  • @Curly_479
    @Curly_479 Před rokem +2398

    I feel like we aren’t talking enough about the apartment thing lol that’s honestly brillant of them for their privacy and safety

    • @pinklova_101
      @pinklova_101 Před rokem +59

      no fr, that one is probably the one that fucked with my mind the most. years of videos in that apartment just flashed in my mind as the realization hit me lol. genuinely clever and awesome

    • @maturelydisapointingmember2699
      @maturelydisapointingmember2699 Před rokem +48

      It's absolutely brilliant. They were thriving during a time of insane phantom hostility, by having an "apartment" that, if found, wouldn't be putting themselves in danger -- it's absolutely genius and I honestly love the idea of them being themselves in some random apartment and still making it seem like a home. They will always exist in my mind and I absolutely love it ❤️

    • @Ringingalong7008
      @Ringingalong7008 Před rokem +2

      Wait was it the first one in London or the one they got after that?

  • @ickyvicky4719
    @ickyvicky4719 Před rokem +3042

    this feels like i'm about to catch up with old friends. no matter how long it's been i'll always tune in to see dan and phil together again :)

    • @noplanik
      @noplanik Před rokem +14

      THATS EXACTLY IT

    • @figsoup
      @figsoup Před rokem +21

      This is exactly how I feel, like coming home to an old family friends house

    • @ellaisnotwyse7172
      @ellaisnotwyse7172 Před rokem +2

      this ☺️☺️

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 Před 5 měsíci +9

    D'aw, Phil is such a gentleman, breaking at the point when Dan dangled the possibility of airing secrets that might embarass other people.

  • @EmoMFr2
    @EmoMFr2 Před rokem +42

    This is the perfect case study for why we need Dan and Phil games back. Even if it’s just one spooky game every Halloween. PLEASE. ILL EDIT FOR YOU FOR FREEW I JSUT NEED CONTENT THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN

  • @sydneyhuff6976
    @sydneyhuff6976 Před rokem +1094

    Dan deleting Phil’s contact like they don’t OWN A HOUSE AND LIVE TOGETHER 😂

    • @Alicia-zf3nq
      @Alicia-zf3nq Před rokem +120

      I bet he knows Phil's number by heart as well

    • @totalweirdo8538
      @totalweirdo8538 Před rokem +76

      @@Alicia-zf3nq Oh, 100%. They're definitely each other's emergency contact so he must have to say it fairly frequently.

    • @Raebaby84
      @Raebaby84 Před rokem +10

      They still live together!?!?

    • @miloe6259
      @miloe6259 Před rokem +97

      @@Raebaby84 Yea, they bought a house together awhile ago. They've mentioned it, like, alot.

    • @crossenmorgan
      @crossenmorgan Před rokem +6

      @@Raebaby84 yeah they just bought a house!

  • @sleepyqueer
    @sleepyqueer Před rokem +3552

    i love “what phil isn’t saying is you need to mind your fucking business”, what a beautiful statement

  • @catherinelablanc7396
    @catherinelablanc7396 Před rokem +148

    your dry, chaotic humour will never get old. thank you, daniel.

  • @nikkis8120
    @nikkis8120 Před 2 měsíci +8

    not dan pretending to be typing at the beginning 😂

  • @dinofrog926
    @dinofrog926 Před rokem +1683

    honestly, if phil was the guest every time I wouldn’t be disappointed

  • @ur_lina
    @ur_lina Před rokem +1396

    Phil just blurting out the tea, not understanding the WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME gave me 2 more years of life

  • @slytherella
    @slytherella Před rokem +26

    i remember watching them a decade ago when i was alone in my hometown at 16-17 and now i'm still watching them and they give me the same feeling i had at 26 at 3am drinking gin and tonic after finishing a bottle of wine. i love these boys (not in a weird way but like they raised me like older brothers) they truly, truly, truly will always have a special place in my heart.