Dan and Phil Finally Tell the Truth
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2022
- We have ..a lot of things to tell you. After watching this you can never unlearn what you have heard.
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CREATED BY
DANIEL HOWELL
PRODUCED BY
SOPHIE NEWTON
CREATIVE PRODUCERS
JACOB RICKARD
KENNY ENGLAND
PHIL LESTER
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
CIARAN O’BRIEN
CAMERA ASSISTANT
JOE ROWE
SOUND ENGINEER
TOM BARTLETT
ART DIRECTOR
LOUIS GRANT
EDITORS
LEVI BEAMISH
DAN HOWELL
PHIL LESTER
ANIMATORS
JAMES PAINTER
PJ LIGUORI
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Losing Face - Martin Klem
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Sway With Me - Sight of Wonders
Lost at Sea - Trio Leo
Asteroid Two - Czar Donic
For You I Do - Tiki Tiki
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come see me on tour i'm probably outside your house crying in a bus rn danielhowell.com
jokes on you i live in an upstairs house
You legend
I’m crying with you
ive got my tickets to your chch show ill be up in the gallery watching and im so excited 😊
The fact that Phil’s big scandal is that he smoked a single cigarette and kissed a girl and stayed out until 3 AM as an adult is hilarious
dan don’t make me grab the first flight to UK
I’m afraid you’re going to have to. For Dan’s mental health.
(Dan make him do it)
DO IT ANTHONY
YES
DO IT
"ARE WE GAY? DID WE FUCK?!?!!"
*Phil looks on in horror due to the fact that he's witnessing dan go insane for the 30th time in 2 days*
Gay is bad
Help this is so accurate 😭
phil: im never coming back here
also phil: is a creative producer and editor for this show
“do you want us to just upload one sims video a year?” YES. OBVIOUSLY YES. WHAT DID YOU THINK THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION WOULD BE???
This
Dan pavloved all of us into counting down to his next yearly video. We essentially congregated in the comments of his latest video theorizing when the next one would appear for year(s) on end. Of course this devoted disaster of an audience would love that
Dil and Tabitha are living their best life
THIS
Please just one video a year I ratch your guys sound content so much just one video. A year. My hole life complete
Dan has two moods.
1. No shame whatsoever
2. All the shame I regret everything I've ever done
This is the best description of Dan ever
Typical Gemini behavior really
didn't know my therapist was on youtube hi
@@danielhowell HAHAH
@@danielhowell And going by the name mildlypsychotic! Think you might need to look into getting a new therapist. You know, just…maybe
This is like finally growing up so your parents are now comfortable spilling all the tea from over the years 😭
Why is this so accurate 😭
fr
Exactly!!
that’s exactly how it feels 😭😭
Honestly the vibes
dan drinking an entire bottle of rose and crying on his balcony for two hours and calling it a gay panic is one of my favorite things
I just call that a Tuesday at this point
girl my name is lucy h too 😮
@@2002stylanI went to school with a Lucy H who was born in 2002 lol
@@SallyisfailingtofunctionxI literally was coming to comment this ☠️
The audacity to ignore someone who used "no worries if not" is truly an unforgivable, monstrous act against anxiety ridden people
i say this all the time even when texting my sister or dad didn’t realise it was tied to my anxiety 😧
Literally just wrote that in an email an hour ago HAHAHA
it is indeed always worries if not
LITERALLY OMG
Whenever I see that damned phrase I just think…. Yeah ok I won’t do it then if it really is no worries.
I watched dan&phil while ignoring my responsibilities when I was 14. Here I am at 22 and still watching them and ignoring my responsibilities. Some things just don’t change.
Same here :)
I'm literally watching this on my break at work
Same m8, age wise also
this is my community and I have missed u all
Started watching when I was 14 too! I’m 24 now, we all keep getting pulled back in 😂
Edit: not sure how I managed to get my age wrong but I’m 23, chaotic.
Dan: Okay with breaking NDAS
Also Dan: Scared to admit he doesnt like Animal Crossing
Legal problems can only really fuck with him like financially maybe business relationship wise a little.
The internet is forever, no take backs. And Dan knows that more than anyone 😂
I desperately need a Dan and Phil Tell the Truth 2 in 2024
Dan's completely unhinged chaotic energy juxtaposed with Phil's general confusion and calm is somehow the same as always and brand new.
Perfectly said, I love them so much
And yet Phil is also unhinged chaotic as well, just in a different way with Dan's general confusion and calm xD
Case and point: 7:22
I think it’s because most of the collabs have been on Phil’s channel so he was more in control. But this time Dan is the host so it’s more Dan being himself rather than making funny, sarcastic remarks here and there
They are somehow both play the straight man to each others' chaotic energy
Btw, we totally don't mind if the gaming channel is just an occasional thing. We don't need regular uploads, we just miss the casual banter and dan falling off his chair.
+++
yes! it would be so nice to just like, idk once every 5 months get a notification from the channel, and then like a 2 year gap before some more
fully agree :D :D :D
I miss it so much
Exactly. Their Sims 4 series always made me laugh until I CRIED. I don’t mind if it’s one episode a year, I just love seeing them game together
”Do u want us to uploud just one Sims video a year?” YES. It does NOT have to be a schedule, just when u both feel like it. It can be five months in between or a year it does NOT matter and everyone agrees with this. We are just happy to see u
Yes!!
Literally said Yes! Out loud when he said that lol
i just wanna see dil and dab
how do you feel now that the gaming channel is back?
NOW YOU CAN WATCH IT YAYAYAYA
I like grown up dan and phil. it's like we've all finished school and now we're in therapy together
I feel like Dan is truly in his "Fuck around and find out" Era and I'm truly here for it
He said 😄🔪
@Kaya Styles mars is in gemini for like 8 months :D
I feel like we all just need at accept that that’s all life is tbh
He’s in his early 30s now and apparently you stop caring so much and honestly what a mood the boy deserves to have a hiatus from his existential dread
fafo
I hope this show continues and Phil is just the guest every time
Literally the most perfect edition I could imagine
i'd honestly watch that
and every single time he brings an even more ridiculous decor item xD
That would be hilarious 😂
so uh.... unhhh?
Dan almost breaking an NDA before Phil stopped him really brings truth to the line from II about how Dan would be in jail without Phil lol
😂😂😂 I LAUGHED OUT LOUD at "I made aubergine water 😑" *close-up of a whole aubergine floating in a gallon of water* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that Phil is a producer makes “I’m never coming back here” so much funnier
lol
I love that so many of Phil’s secrets were “Dan didn’t want to do this thing”
ok
This comment made me laugh hahah
phils secrets were “dan didnt want to do this” and we are just sitting here like “we could probably figure that out… its dan”
Meanwhile all of Dan’s are like “this could get us sued”
The channel: Belongs to Dan
Phil: Shows up in support
Dan: Still to this very day acts like he’s being held against his will
Phil: Still the encouraging bestie he’s always been
it makes me so happy to watch
dan & phil: it’s none of your business!!!!
modern fans: 👁👄👁 ok but can we get that one sims4 video a year actually please
all i want is a dab and evan wedding and i will never complain about anything ever again
yeah, I hope the new tour helps Dan realize the majority of current fans, don’t really care about personal stuff as opposed to 2014 tweens. We just want the banter lmao
Alternatively a whole series 2 🤣
All I want is more crazy stuff from these sims. All I want is just this from the gaming channel lol 💀
@@lizzienorton5154u must be the happiest person on earth now 😂
Dan simultaneously seems the most put-together and also the most unhinged he's ever been rn iconic energy
that's how you can describe us infj's out there.
hes a gemini
mhm Gemini
it's giving me The Eric Andre Show vibes honestly - but like obviously toned down
the way this ultimately describes where I'm at in my life rn 😅
"Do you want us to just upload one sims video a year" YES, DAN, IT'S BETTER THAN NO SIMS VIDEOS EVER
I wonder how Dil is doing these days....
I just want the dab and Evan wedding 🥺
@@anironsidh YES PLEASE 😭😭
I think about the sims series frequently and miss it so much but I don't want them to suffer DX
We miss Dil!
The cutoff of Phil saying "I only came cause I'm your___" at 4:30 was HILARIOUS and so well-timed
If this was 2012 there would be like 50 videos analyzing what he was going to say LMAO
@@lolitazombie EXACTLY
Genious
@@lolitazombieI'm getting genuine ptsd flashbacks
"only friend"
My take on Dan and Phil's relationship is that in the multiverse, they are just best friends, occasional lovers, boyfriends, married with kids, and mortal enemies and we're just flitting through all of them at the speed of light.
This feels correct.
Phil: “I’m gonna take a single black rose” *picks up a black tulip*
Thank you. I was going to comment the same thing.
words cannot describe the joy this gave me from notification to now
Cries in Dutch 😝
Omg Dan liked my comment 😳🥺 hi Daniel 👋🏻 I’ve watched you since I was 9/10 I’m now 20 and I’m very proud of you and Phil
i never thought in my life i would hear dan say to phil “are we gay? did we fuck?” in what multiverse are we in
wheres phils secret wife had me dead
@@xxlovegomi Same lmfaooo
I kind of assumed that they are in a relationship and that they did have sex. I didn't know there still was a question to be asked.
When Phil went “I came because I’m your-“ I swear to got.. not to be weird and speculative but Dan really got me with this whole vid & I’m glad he back :3
still cracking up that it went from "PHIL GOT WITH A GIRL AND CMOKED A CIGARETTE" to phil going "DAN HATES ANAIMAL CROSSING" the scandals will live on forever
I still can’t get over that they rented two apartments so the two of them as friends could live in one apartment and they could use the second one to just film in instead of having their own apartments😂
I didn't even think of it like that, but that's awesome/sweet
“dan and phil tell the truth”
5 seconds in and dan has already told phil to stop lying
lmao
Hahaha sounds like Dan and Phil alright XD
Phil Lester, drunk in Prague, smoking a cigarette is outrageously funny.
I'm from Prague. If I saw Phil Lester smoking a cigarette in a bar, I'd think "huh, Phil has a doppelganger"
@@thetheodora2371 if you see someone that looks identical to you, run away and hide
Phil should always come back to do the show but Dan introduces like someone new every time
"OH you remember Violet-"
I have yet to figure out if they're friends, mild enemies, or just British
As a British person, the answer is yes.
the answer is: *yes*
they're very british
All of the above
the way Dan just tried to blackmail Phil into losing with legal trouble
Dan: Phil snogged a girl and smoked while drunk
Phil's rebuttal: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING
i fr gasped at that more than anything dan pulled out
20:18 The "I simply don't care for it." Is giving, "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID 'OH CAN A MATCH BOX NO BUT A TIN CAN'?" Vibes
I can't imagine a better direction that Dan could've gone than this. I've outgrown pretty much all youtubers that I've watched in high school but Dan, I am so here for this shit
a dan and phil collab on dan's channel in 2022 is the unexpected miracle we all needed
REAL
i never thought i’d live to see the day
real
WOW REAL OMG
yh fr
Dan’s unhinged about to combust energy contrasted with Phil’s I’ve eaten a butterfly energy has me in tears I’m laughing so hard.
You put how I look at them into words omg 🤣
THIS!!! YES
This!!! I love them both, but together they make me laugh so hard.
phil pulling out his hot doctor's facebook history is such a mood tho if i had a very awkward interaction with a hot man i'd need my friends to know my pain as well
Saying "no worries if not" when asking anyone or anything has me in this depressive chokehold
every guest should bring a piece of decor that’s wildly outside of the set aesthetic to mark their episode
up to say they’re not comfortable sharing that information.
ok
this is... an amazing idea
I like the way you think
I agree haha
“are we gay??”
“DID WE FUCK???”
i cannot with dan oh my lord
Fr
That line caught me so off guard, I never expected to hear him say that so bluntly. Even though I knew they weren’t gonna actually talk about it, for a minute there a small part of me thought they were lmao
Timestamp pls? Um
literally the weirdest thing
@@maxithalo7796 5:14
the fucking comic sans 'bespoke activity area' sign made by taping two a4 size papers together is TAKING ME OUT 😭😭
I can’t believe this duo still gives me this much serotonin
I love that Phil's most scandalous secret is that he kissed a girl and smoked a cigarette 😂
*2 seconds later*
Phil: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING
The insurmountable creativity of them finding yet new ways to tell us ~entertainingly~ that some things are none of our fuckin business - love it
2.7k likes and no comments? Lemme fix that (i love the way you phrased that btw)
this is like when mum has the final glass of wine and tells you the real reason for the divorce
lmfao
love phil making dan break character and start laughing as he talks about his octuplet hahahahaaaa
The entire vibe of this and the way it's edited to feel as uncomfortable as possible while still being funny enough to not be actually uncomfy is so fucking funny
its a skill not a lot of people have
it's dan's specialty
Being the 1,000th like is so satisfying
it’s like the show
“between two ferns”
the office core
When Phil asked “who says hey buddy” all I could think of was “hey buddy you in London?”
Forbidden Phrase
ME LMFAO
that was so far back in my mind holy shit
THAT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF AT THE START OF THE VIDEO
HAHA
cant believe dapg is back now.... we love you dads
this feels like a full circle moment. i started watching y’all in middle school and i’m now in college and this is the first video i’ve seen of y’all in years :,)
me tooo !! i wish u well in ur studies !
same!!
@@rosewood4547 thank u 💖💖
Just read this comment and I was like “damn you’re old…”
I am literally in college
(Also watched them in middle school lol)
devastated that Dan hates animal crossing. all men do is lie, cheers Dan now the wife and kids are crying.
it’s me. i’m the wife and the kids. and we’ll never forget.
Christmas is fucking ruined
This is going to keep me up at night…
HSHSHDHDJDB SOBBING OF LAUGHTER
Honestly…he has a point 🫣
phil is a comedic genius because he doesn't even mean to be, so iconic
he is really so funny! like the timing and everything is always on point
Yeah he’s HILARIOUS I had to stifle a laugh so many times throughout this video so I wouldn’t wake up my roommate 😭😭
teased one sims video a year but actually came back with 24 videos for gamingmas
“JUST STOP THE LIES” 5:26 i was laughing so much i had to pause. Ive been following dan and Phil for years and years i wonder what new fans even think of them
i am a new fan (like as in this week) and i am still processing them
full honesty dan with what u and phil had to endure in the worst era of the phandom u can clickbait anyone whenever however you want for the rest of ur goddam life. call them reparations if you will ..
YEAH LITERALLY. he can clickbait me all he wants its okay im not even upsey
So mf true
you are so correct about this
@@plane2delos upsey
pop off sis!! 👏👏👏
I’m glad I didn’t hallucinate the whole thing where people thought Phil had a secret wife named Stacy and a daughter. It was a wild time.
What.
I forgot about that!
wasn't it janice? janice down at the shop?
I did Not forget, that shit was hilarious, the wildest week of the phandom where no one knew what to believe 😂😂 The debacle is called 'phangate' for anyone wanting to find it.
This is so weird that people thought that lmao
as a long time fan since I was a child people put way too much pressure on y'all it was actually gross. no one blames y'all for how you coped with this pressure and I think y'all handled it really well actually. I'm glad y'all are happy and healthy
I absolutely adore how chaotic, “done with life” energy, and low-budget this is. Perfection Dan, perfection
I feel like we aren’t talking enough about the apartment thing lol that’s honestly brillant of them for their privacy and safety
no fr, that one is probably the one that fucked with my mind the most. years of videos in that apartment just flashed in my mind as the realization hit me lol. genuinely clever and awesome
It's absolutely brilliant. They were thriving during a time of insane phantom hostility, by having an "apartment" that, if found, wouldn't be putting themselves in danger -- it's absolutely genius and I honestly love the idea of them being themselves in some random apartment and still making it seem like a home. They will always exist in my mind and I absolutely love it ❤️
Wait was it the first one in London or the one they got after that?
ive never laughed as hard as i did when they admitted they'd rented a second apartment to film in and threw such massive shade at all the people who caught on but turned it into conspiracy hour
Wait what when
i'd completely forgotten about all the floor plan theories until now, it came rushing back
@@cjs.1098 im like 2013-2016 people made phan theories to prove they shared a room by creating floor plans of their apartment and pointing out props in the background.
@@mollykate422 HAHAHAA omg
@@mollykate422 tf that's creepy as hell
This is fantastic. I love Dan and Phil no matter what their “relationship” is I just hope both of them continue filming together because they play off each other so fantastically.
20:15 Dan sounded like he was on the verge of entering his Joker Era there
honestly, if phil was the guest every time I wouldn’t be disappointed
Literally lol
What’s that I smell? Oh! Is it…JOINT CONTENT
literally
I can't believe that I'm here all these years later, being a freaking adult with a freaking uni degree and an actual job... and I'm still watching these two weirdos on the Internet being a visual representation of my last 2 brain cells.
You’re an adult and you’re still scared of saying the f word??
@@AB-ku8du I am scared of CZcams gods… that’s worse
@@sarkamichaljanicova32 I appreciate the sense of humour lmao
And yes the CZcams gods are truly terrifying that I had to censor my self while calling your self censoring out.
Same aye
SAME HAHDJHASJAAH
Watching Dan and Phil again reminds me that Dan is truly who shaped my swearing style
not dan pretending to be typing at the beginning 😂
Phil kissing a girl and smoking a cigarette is somehow the most shocking thing in this entire video
i see that man in a completely new light now
kissing a girl was more shocking than him smoking a cigarette
I vividly remember him telling this story on his channel, or have i Mandela effected myself?
@@birdbread Maybe you're thinking of him kissing an engaged woman so he could get to the bathroom?
@@dasha_ucko no he definitely has had a video about it
this feels like i'm about to catch up with old friends. no matter how long it's been i'll always tune in to see dan and phil together again :)
THATS EXACTLY IT
This is exactly how I feel, like coming home to an old family friends house
this ☺️☺️
its so crazy popping in after years of not really following them and seeing again how insane their chemistry together is in videos. they are such funny friends.
Watching this again after seeing Dan in Manchester and I'm still in awe that it happened! If you're going, the show is absolutely incredible and you won't regret it, trust me! I'd give anything to go again, it was fantastic!
genuinely cannot believe that the ‘filming apartment’ theory from years ago was actually real
can u remind me what that theory is😭😭
@@cha5549 same
Not completely sure. But I knew there were theories and people pointing at the fact that Phil’s sheets always looked like no one ever slept in it
Dan and Phil helped me get through middle school and now I’m here watching at 4am at 22 years old and I feel like a kid in a candy shop. Thank you for the amazingly weird and wonderful content you’ve given us over the years!!!
literally same situation here, down to the 5 am watching... lol?
i remember being so concerned about phil's secret wife when I was in middle school💀
Dan after revealing a deep dark Phil secret: I feel like you aren’t playing at the same level I am-
Phil: YOU HATE ANIMAL CROSSING!!!!
He had to bring out the big guns xD
ok
HAHAHAH
😂😂😂
ok
watching these two interact still just awakens something so deep and primal in me I feel like I took a party drug rn
yeah the surrealness of it makes it such a weird experience watching a new video
There is a specific feeling in my chest that only emerges when I’m watching Dan and Phil or other fandoms I enjoyed in middle school but also still now
same LMAO
Been watching them for 8 years (im 23 now) and i feel the same way, i mostly watch their videos out of familiarity now and even feel their humor isn't as funny anymore, but watching them together still gets me to genuinely laugh💖
same
Phil being on this set really put in perspective how large of a human being he is
this was obviously the newest dan vs phil 💀
Dan: (sarcastically) do you want us to just upload one sims video a year?
Dan’s audience recently: wow Dan is posting once a year! This is amazing!!!
*Jenna Marbles fans in the back* YOUR GUY IS POSTING?
literally the boost of happiness i get whenever he uploaded more than once in a year would be so much higher if they uploaded ONE sims video
im obsessed with how the set looks so fake like the window and fireplace and how you can see the actual studio on the edges of the frame hsjshsj fucking incredible i love it
i like how fake it looks though, it’s kind of giving dreamcore (i think that’s what it’s called)
i didn't even realise it was supposed to be a window and fireplace until i read this comment HAHAHA
Dan and Phil have that perfect Yin Yang energy, their personalities just balance each other out so damn well.
your dry, chaotic humour will never get old. thank you, daniel.
the “hey buddy” just launched me back about 6 years
You in London??
was that really only six years ago? omg 😭
@@kaylawilson3024 what do u mean 'only' I feel so old haha
the way I remember watching that happen in real time
@@figsoup the way i was on the bus home from school listening to bmth when it happened
Im losing it at “ARE WE GAY?! DID WE F*CK?!” And Phil’s face when he realised what Dan was saying 🤣
Wait could you tell me the time stamp, I think I missed it 😅
@@Hannah-zd5je 5:15
tea still unspilled
@@hajarmdn4883 thank you!
Phil's face was all I needed in that moment ngl
This whole video is basically just
Phil: *his silly, funny, random self* "☺🥴🤪
Dan : *sigh* ....this guy😑...❤...🙄
D'aw, Phil is such a gentleman, breaking at the point when Dan dangled the possibility of airing secrets that might embarass other people.
Dan deleting Phil’s contact like they don’t OWN A HOUSE AND LIVE TOGETHER 😂
I bet he knows Phil's number by heart as well
@@Alicia-zf3nq Oh, 100%. They're definitely each other's emergency contact so he must have to say it fairly frequently.
They still live together!?!?
@@Raebaby84 Yea, they bought a house together awhile ago. They've mentioned it, like, alot.
@@Raebaby84 yeah they just bought a house!
"do you want us to just upload one sims video a year?" YES DAN, YES LMAO
This is the perfect case study for why we need Dan and Phil games back. Even if it’s just one spooky game every Halloween. PLEASE. ILL EDIT FOR YOU FOR FREEW I JSUT NEED CONTENT THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE AGAIN
the lore implications
I admire Phil’s stance, commitment and general chill-ness about the audience not having to know everything. I feel like so many people online feel the need (or the pressure) to share every aspect of their life but most of the time it’s really not healthy or safe. Phil seems to openly set those boundaries and will talk about them when it comes up in a chill, informative and sensible way. I think more people need to take a leaf from Phil’s book and decide on their online boundaries and stick to them and not be afraid when it comes up to say they’re not comfortable sharing that information.
They've managed to keep whether or not they're bonking under wraps the entire time. That's honestly really admirable.
Yessss all of this and the same applies irl. Not everything has to be explained, or labeled, unless you want to and it helps you to do so. If it’s just people’s curiosity, you don’t owe them nada
As a gay person myself, their silence on this topic has always felt weird to me. Now they're out - what's the big deal with confirming or denying whether or not they're in a relationship? It feels like another form of being in the closet that it's still this big secret. I think my own background of shame surrounding sexuality makes me see things that way though, so I understand that other people probably don't feel the same way.
@@vickym9221 my sister has a platonic life partner and they have 2 kids. They don't feel the need to inform everyone of the minute details of their relationship because it's nobodys fucking business. Now imagine being a famous person and everyone having an opinion. I totally understand why Dan and Phil don't wanna share the details
I really like how they continue to put that boundary. It makes me happy that they can do that comfortably.
I love how this is Dan’s channel and he films like it’s against his will sometimes.
I strongly admire their friendship/relationship. I've lost so many formerly close friends in my life, so seeing that strong bonds can still remain strong after many years is almost bewildering to me. I'm jelly 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
i forgot how unhinged this show was