Dan and Phil play CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!
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- čas přidán 24. 03. 2018
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What is there a lot of in Heaven?
Phil: Yuri on Ice!
Dan: Dead grandmas.
That represents then both so much tbh
I laughed soooo much
I watch Yuri On Ice
Lesbian grandmas on ice
How on brand
I think my senior quote is going to be _“Bees?”_
Not for any particular reason, except to make people very confused.
omfg yes
THERES A BEE?!!?!
Mine will probably be "Bees?" or "Well look at that I didnt fuckin self combust"
k a t h e r i n e it’s either “Bees?” or “My battery is running low and so is my patience.”
if my school did senior quotes then mine would be:
“when I was a young boy, my father,,, didn’t have much time for me because my conception was clearly an accident and he was a narcissistic proud man suddenly inconvenienced in the prime of his life and this emotional neglect gave me lasting problems..”
Dan: "No one asked for this on DanAndPhilGames"
Everyone asked. Everyone.
In our year 11 leavers assembly, one teacher was trying to tell people to not become teen parents and she said "Theres only one way to avoid pregnancy and it starts with an A". This one girl at the front just yells "ANAL"
AKSKFJDJDBDBDBNDDNDN
well what was it?
@@chaotichoe2759 the teacher meant to say Abstinence, frankly the girl in the front has a better suggestion.
julia howe
no clue what that means but the girl in the front it right
The Wacko Green Alien 1212 not wrong
Somehow even when Phil wears black he still manages to look completely and utterly adorable. I don't know how or why, he just. Does.
Just what happens when you're an adorable human being
its the flower crown
*THE* 👏 *FLOWER* 👏 *CROWN* 👏
might have something to do with the flower crown he’s wearing
It's the face 😂
"Why do I hurt all over?"
Thinks back to Dan and Tyler Oakley
*Police Brutality*
I know, it's hilarious.
7:10The way Phil casually says Grave robbing is just too funny
Kaiden Ross uhm ✨grave robbing ✨
Yeah I'm still laughing now
It's so matter-of-factly, and it's so funny!
I’d go with her majesty Queen Elizabeth the second
*hEY KIDS*
*yA iN tHe mOoD fOr*
*_JaZzzZzzZzZzzzZzZz_*
👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐
i was looking for this comment😂
👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌
Let me see your jazz hands
**berry bee benson has entered the chat**
"Only the sweet release of death itself will give me the orgasm that I so desperately crave." - Dan Howell 2018
Phil take notes
Fastest mood
felt that
Iconic line
It reminds me of Black Mirror
THAT LITTLE FLOWER CROWN OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE
FINALLY SOMEBODY TALKS ABOUT IT I WAS WAITING FOR U FOR SIX MONTHS
It is!! Phil needs to wear flower crowns more often.
Say... *most* of the time?
I KNOW RIGHT HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE I JUST WANNA HUG HIM
the way phil just cheerfully says “grave robbing” never fails to get me
LETS GO DIG UP GRANDMA!
Me: *watches new dan video and sobs eyes out*
CZcams recommendations:ima bout to end this mans whole career
Fantasyfirewolf omggggggg my whole feed is dnp but i’m not complaining
Yup
Sameee
my first time watching them my whole recommendations were only them :)
@@smelly.catboy Same. I don't know what happened so can someone please explain :)
The way dan just said ‘A TINY PIG. WEARING A TINY RAINCOAT AND BOOTIES’ killed me😂😂
That and also when Phil first revealed it the way he said NO
It’s 3 am and I literally snorted out loud and I died
@@averybarr5044 rip
@@autumnschwiederowski3273 i love ur profile pic hesitant alien is such a good album
“You’re not get pregnant unless you really... miss” I CANT BREATH
SoNerveRacking congrats dad's pined you
SoNerveRacking pregananant*
Recked
I DIED
Jessica *pregante
"sniffing glue"
"that would explain so much, it's factual"
2021 phil: *eats superglue*
The Prophesy
“Serious daddy material though” *guys he was dropping hints the whole time*
I'm rewatching all their videos and they made so many hints especially in 2017/2018
I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FRICK THESE GUYS ARE UP TO AND WHAT PART OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY THEY ARE IN
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
at that moment phil looked up
just something to think about
@@reefox6519 he p a n i c k e d
As well as
phil is just so pretty in black
DOfreakNUT Good taste, Thor
DOfreakNUT *how dare you* Phil is pretty in general
true
Phil is always pretty
lol
"HEEEEY KIDS YOU IN THE MOOOD FOR JAZZ?!?!??!?!?!"
This matches your profile
I laughed soooo hard
@@babytokinewsd9482 lol it does tho
actually me, daily
Dan: serious daddy material though, we’ve got to be honest here
Phil: nervous glance at camera
dans sardonic, dark yet dirty humor mixed w phil’s innocence yet cuteness makes this video absolutely perfect 😂
*a wild quiffed-up phil appears*
Lewlav Abra and the entire Phandom lost their minds
**answers all the cards with ‘nicklback’ and ‘yeast’**
samee
Katieatieatie BEES? and a super soaker full of cat piss are personal favorites
*Nickelback
Sorry, it's my favourite band
Katieatieatie I AM THE YEAST OF THOUGHTS AND MIND!!
We've done it boys. Teenage pregnancy is no more.
When I'm scrolling through comments and see I've already liked this from a previous binge...
There are so many awkward references to homosexuality in this game, and make them seem so much cuter now💜❤️❤️
I lost it when Dan said “Musicals; they’re gonna enslave your children”
its true tho...
*BOM BADA BA BOM BOM BOM, DADA DAAAAA*
Weeple Loves Sheep yep
He's not wrong.
It is true though
*voice cracking*
A TInY pIg?
The “sniffing glue” hits different after Phil swallowed superglue
“Did he just ‘Heart eyes howelled’ himself?”
Christ, I love the people that submit captions
Kelli Sees Dan is exposing himself
i need a time stampp
Milo Hights
it should be at 9:42 !
Guess I'm rewatching with captions!
Can confirm this is no longer there
Phil wearing dans merch and a black flower crown. Dan bringing back the eclipse shirt and rocking a hat. I’ve never been more attracted to either of them.
Watching this after Dan came out is a different kinda adorable
Emily Lanagan honestly
i know right
This is realte to
Wow that me
Exactly....I just love em more and more now
Same
Who else is binging all of there old videos after PHILS new video?
Yeetus Cleetus meeee
Pffft I usually binge their old videos anyways when I watch them 😂
Meee
i will never again look at his hair the same way again. betrayal.
I binged them all after Dans video and now I'm binging them after Phil's video
I love how Phil was scared to swear on camera because of his grandparents but he plays cards against humanity 😂😂🤦♀️
Even then he's very careful
"What is there a ton of in heaven?"
Geese.
Bees?
Loads of winking
Geese.
_Winking at old people_
The Madhatters cousin lOtS oF wInKiNg
“Why is Phil sticky all over? Because he was sniffing glue.” Watching this in 2021 after Phil went to the ER for swallowing glue is different kind of funny lmao
lolll
The guy doing the caressing is literally Harold, the creepy email guy that wanted to tickle Phil
Harold wants to know phils location
I'M SCREAMING I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK TO COMMENT THIS
My teacher’s name is Harold
😱😱😱😱😱😱
" *_PHIL_* in the blank." 😂😂😂
XSimplyCleanProX i was waiting for one of them to say that lmao 😂🤣
XSimplyCleanProX get out no that’s just omg why
mcfricking voltron hey
go home 😶🤣
XSimplyCleanProX stop stop stop (but that is funny tho)
I've been waiting for this video since Dan's video with tyler
dab howlter sameeee
We’ve all been
dab howlter me too
samee
congrats :D
i play saxophone should i have my senior quote be “hey kids ya in the mood for jazz”?
YES
yes
DID YOU?!
what? i’m only a junior this year so i’ll update you in about a year
Tayler Maddocks ohhh, YES PLS TY
My best CAH win?
“What’s Batman’s secret pleasure?”
“Dead parents”
Misha
Oh god-
Misha wait I think I’ve played that exact one before
@@MishMashi oh my god-
Mine was also a bit offensive:
“Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And there is ______”
“The blood of Christ.”
Needless to say my Christian grandparents who were listening in were not pleased lmao oops
PHIL WEARING A FLOWER CROWN, IM COMPLETE
and a wild jungkook appears
THE ECLIPSE SHIRT IS BACK
*it's b a c k*
cheerxmochi yeah, yeah, yeah. The comment was funny. But look at your profile picture... holy❣️
ARMY
Army ;)
cheerxmochi HOW IS MIN YOONGI SO BEAUTIFUL HOLY SHITTTT!!
it’s _bacc_
“Harold with a walrus mustache”
The same Harold from the email video??
•Lexi Lives• Seriously though, I'm honestly concerned that a smaller CZcamsr might've taken the offer and no one noticed.
whos here in 2020 when Phil has brown hair, dan is gone and coronavirus is a thing
*cries in a corner*
Guilty
I’m very sad about it yes
i hate it here
@go away dude same
*lOok aT thiS grApH*
Monsoon Magic 🤣
Yes
isn't it neat?
wouldn't you think my statistic's complete?
I love how this is all that people pick out from this video! 😂
Namjoon - B.T.S When I see a vine that's all I will think about for the next 5 minutes.
Also ARRMMMMMYYYYYY
“Mommy why is the fishy not moving?”
“Uhh because.....
*BEES?* “
:Skeleton Galaxy: fabulous
In another dimension where the answer to everything is bees
Stefanie Koperski Nice Reference 👌🏻 XD
Me as a mum
Bees?
5:55 “sniffing glue” this hits different after that “Phil ate glue” storytime
My thoughts exactly
Dan: I KnOw A LoT AbOuT ThiS
Also Dan a second later:
A lifetime of sadness
"THERE WILL BE NO INNER THIGH CARESSING" "WELL MAYBE"
Also note Dan sweeping his eyes up and down Phil's body a few milliseconds later
I found you, Ava
Dan has a snazzy ear ring
Phil has a cute flower crown
*I'm dying*
Your profile picture is amazing
A nerd called Fallon *I'm living*
and the hat aswell! IM DYING MORE NOW! somebody choke me
EVERYTHING IS BACKWARDS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PUNK! PHIL AND PASTEL! DAN
Alex Jones 0.o
POKE ME I WANT TO DIE
Alternative title: dan and Phil flirt for 10 minutes but both of them are too sweet to catch on
dans new video is sending me right back into my 2016 phannie days
alyce ! I’ve never seen a more relatable comment
Throwback to me creating my tumblr acc in 2014 just to talk about dnp
It was a huge throwback lol
"You're not gonna get pregnant unless you really... miss..."
Ok, moving on XD
"Grandma."
*British wildlife narrator voice*
Looking closer into this man's eyes, we can see a tinge of the horrors and pain he has faced.
Nerdo Birdo i almost cried grandma and i have been there too. My R.I.P
The merch is amazing and DON'T TALK TO ME
we arent talking enough about how precious phil looks and its outrageous
5:50 The joke about Phil being sticky Bc he sniffed glue did NOT age well 😂😂😂😂
Phil is too pure for this game
Phil is just stunning in this video
GEDDURJADE I know omg
Phil is always stunning
There's something about Phil in black
Nobody:
No one:
Absolutely no person:
No singular being in the entire world:
Anyone watching after Dan's video? Hits differently now, huh?
Yes, yes it does
@@angelikajoanna3817 no, no it really doesn't 😂
Yup
Anyone else silently sobbing from Dan’s video?
HITS EVEN MORE DIFFERENTLY AFTER PHIL'S
Lindsey Steptoe I agree!
Watch Later Playlist: *has more than 60 videos*
Me: I’m going to rematch the same videos of the same two British nerds for three hours and *nobody can stop me*
*Dan:* I have a wholesome answer.
*Also Dan, not 10 seconds later:* _SNIFFING GLUE_
*what is there a ton of in heaven*
*thinks back on the video with dan and tyler oakly*
*(dan: Geese)*
*(tyler: winking at old people)*
(Tyler: Winking at old people)
Ferris Dayward 😂😂😂 that video makes me laugh everytime
MEEEEE TOOOOO
a lot of geese in heaven
they raise their wings in greeting
Frank TheMeme that's creepy 😂😭😭
they legit embraced heart eyes howell at 9:42 sfhbxvafgac
they literally weren't even trying at this point, they just fully embraced 20GAYteen
I was looking for this comment lol
Phil did not only sniff glue, he swallowed glue. he's that extra
*10/10 Phil’s new hair*
Saddbear *ThE qUiFf*
Saddbear *indeed*
“Good daddy material” in dan’s words
phil : "why am i sticky..?"
entire phandom : ".....you tell me..."
Idk :p mmmmmmmmm hahhaha
IKR
Audrey McGugin LITERALLY ME
Idk
OH GOD
Phil in a black flower crown 😍
9:24 we don’t talk about this a lot
"You gave me nickelback and yeast." -Phil, 2018
Worst Friend Ever and Worst Gift Ever 2018
you gave me nickleback and yeast when no one else would lmaoo
What is there a ton of in heaven
my hopes and dreams cause they're all dead
Fiona ....why can I hear dan saying this?
Mine too! Except mine went to Hell because I'm an awful human being.
ME
Bees?
My life
Oh wait.... I never had one
7:12 phil's comedic timing is impeccable im in physical pain jdfhkd "er...grave robbing."
Meow congratulations u got a reply
3:16 HEY KIDZ YOU IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ!!!! Had me 💀
"Why am I sticky?" " sniffing glue!! it would eXPLQIN SO MUCH" DAN
Cat he’s trying his best hun
HEY KIDS YOU IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ!?!!?
Gets me every time
slfrink. 3:16
6:45 be more chill?
Wow he predicted the entire plot
Yes
tHeRe gOinG tO eNsLavE yOur ChIldRen.
LET’S SAVE THE PITIFUL CHILDREN!
I snorted so loud
@@k.sharma6104
That's all I could ever hope for
Anyone else rewatching all of the Dan and Phil videos after dans video ???
Yeah, it hits a bit differently doesn't it
look at the commentd
Niamh Pyne and phils
I swear Dan and Phil get cuter and cuter every video
*HEYKIDSYOUINTHEMOODFORJAZZ?!*
Enigmatic Fluff I'M CRACKING UP!
Dad's on a hunting trip wow ur username ok *rip papa john*
😂😂😂😂
"Phil in the Blanks" pHIL IS DR PHIL WHA-
when you see someone with dan and phil merch and you wanna say hi but then you read the merch.
D O N T T A L K TO ME
*HEY KIDS ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ*
*_HEY KIDS ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ!?!?!?_*
No
*YA AND LET'S GO GRAVE ROBBING AFTER THAT*
Sam Goes to Hollywood yes
How do you do slanted letters
“what is there a ton of in heaven?”
me, a supernatural fan : well, *not much*
A lack of angels
Yesss. Who's your fav character? Mines castiel
@@oliviaeckert2262 Cas, jack, Gabe...pretty much everyone besides Zachariah and Michael
Dan: catchy musicals, they're going to enslave your children
Me: **gasp** a show stopping number....
Underrated
a fellow starkid fan?
Dan: cares a lot about winning and everything
Also Dan: Oh SUre YoU cAn WIn yOu OBvIouSLy caRE a LOt doNT yoU
phil & flowercrowns are my aesthetic
hoealrightx i am phil and flower crowns
I was gonna put your pic as my pic lol
*_HEY KIDS YA IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ_*
oh no dad not again
Kudos to the caption author at 9:42, *I saw that*
“did he just “heart-eyes howelled” himself” YES
I screamed “HE DID” in my room which I share with my sister and she yelled ‘shut up’ at me
omg and they let it pass
What even is life? I turned on captions and still can’t see it ☹️
This video predicted Phil swallowing glue
PHIL IN BLACK AND A FLOWER CROWN GOD IM DEAD THANK YOU 20GAYTEEN YOU ARE TRULY COMING THROUGH!!
lovelylilacari 20GAYTEEN IS TREATING US WELL
lovelylilacari I can still see a bit of the fringe lol
lovelylilacari fuck I'm laughing too hard
PART 2. PART 2. PART 2.
Yes
YES
YES!!!
YES!
Yass definitely part two
Phil: Batman
Dan: Sorry “marvel”
Me: *Slamming Head against Table*
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. I was in disbelief lmao
Yesss I was looking for someone to notice this!!!
Oh. I honestly thought he said sorry to Marvel because they didn’t use Marvel. Dont ask me anything. I now realize that was a really dumb thought.
Marvel fan forever!
Kally Han that’s what I thought ahah because they chose a DC character instead of one from Marvel. I’m still convinced this is what happened lol
6:40 that impression was surprisingly good 😂
i cant keep my eyes off of Phil. He looks so good.
Myrrh Perez qaaAa1QqQ_11Q
Too true
Myrrh Perez he looks so emo 🖤
The headband is everything!!!
He looks wicked good
That was the tamest game of CAH I've ever seen
Brynley Louise got there before me haha
Tbh xd
Agreed
Why don’t you guys just make a censored version and a uncensored bersion
who else is binge watching dapg videos after dan's new video?
Yes 👐
Me
me it hits differently
And Phil’s video too
Phil teaching Dan what “on tap” means is so adorable to me I don’t know why
Dan: I have wholesome one
Sniffing glue
Me: .....
Who's gonna tell him
Ban Minion Oc's Me: Who's gonna tell me?
(Fot those who did not got it) Sniffing glue is a way to get high (I belive)
it is
sooo
yeah not very wholesome
you know they know that... lmao
Wait was he serious? 😂 I thought he was being sarcastic
things that the world needs: more cards against humanity and phil in all black
9:40 Dan gave into Phil
6:53 dans card: exists
Me: so..a theater kid then?🧐