Dan and Phil Ruin Their Careers - CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!
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- čas přidán 30. 11. 2023
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@Awoken777iiiioiiiiiiiiiiii
The link doesn't work for me, rip
@@Lucas-yd6kiyou need to be lvl 10 or more I think
Dan will die by "being on fire" followed by "praying the gay away" was an INCREDIBLE 1-2 hit combo by Phil
When he pulled out being on fire it was so perfect that I had to pause I was laughing so hard
And this is why you don't kill Phil with cheese, Dan
Dan really thought he nailed that one. He couldn't have known what was about to happen to him.
basically, dan is in hell 😭💀
emootional daamage
Phil really had the “being on fire” and “praying the gay away” cards this whole time then said “hey let’s relate this last round to ourselves!” Knowing that one of those cards would work with basically anything and cause psychic damage to Dan
in a way, he ended up pulling a classic Phil Lester "All or Nothing" :')
Truuue
I love when phil performs a Scheme
"being on fire" followed directly by "praying the gay away" was absolutely lethal lmaoooo
I still haven't recovered from that, New Phil is savage
phil rlly pwned him bro
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"my grandma is not alive!" and dan's "so who's offended?" is moving into my head permanently
I like how dan was concerned that cards against humanity might ruin their careers as if he didn’t post himself as a literal cat boy earlier this week (edit: he ate obv)
the og youtubers cannot be stopped and CZcams Corporate knows it
if you showed me this comment 5 years ago i’d explode
And the wrong half was naked
@@sweetgirl070707I WAS JUST ABT TO SAY THIS LOL
@@sweetgirl070707 I don't think there's a right half.
Dan: *implies Phil’s grandma is…using a glory hole in heaven*
Phil: *attacks Dan on a personal level via the cards*
Dan: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!😢
Based on the stories Phil has told about his grandma, Dan was probably 100% right.
according to phil's grandma, a glory hole is like a cozy book nook with random trinkets💀
edit: oh oop they explained it in the video
Dan reluctantly yet unquestioningly accepting that “their mouse” is named Monty has me HOWLing
I see what you did there
@@NettylSpryngs 😏
ngl I thought he was talking about Monty from FNAF for whatever reason so I was confused at first hahaha
phil being so serious saying "have u not been following the mouse lore" killed me
so much fucking content you guys it’s like feeding a victorian child a tootsie roll
BDFBRNFN
please sirs may I have some more
Daddies brown sauce !
This is the best thing ever 😂 I feel it so hard
It's like feeding a tootsie roll
I love how Phil stayed relatively chill throughout the entire thing and then went for blood in the last round. A man of strategy
Dan willingly making a placenta joke is the most shocking thing about this video tbh
Read this at the exact moment he said it 😭
he did it on dystopia daily earlier this year
13:25 “has Monty been in there?”
“Who the fuck is Monty?”
“Our mouse”
Has me laughing so much, glad gamingmas is back need to fight the daily struggle with something
I'm so glad Phil can swear now
Yea best game update 👌👌
Me too!!
He is finally old enough 😔🫶🏻
Exactly!
Dan thought he could destroy Phil with hot cheese but Phil’s cards will keep Dan up at night.
this gave me major flashbacks to phil’s tweets from dan’s account - unexpectedly devastating
Dan going “ah yes the perfect card, hot cheese” and Phil claps back with being on fire
Then praying the gay away 😂😂💀💀🙏
Dan: haha you're lactose intolerant!
Phil: You were closeted for years and hate your past self with a fury
This is a definite improvement over the last time they did this, Phil doesn’t seem to hold back as much and Dan’s cackling to the absurdity of the whole thing is hilarious 😂
That delivery of “Tories” was hilarious in its simplicity 😂
it should have won
Ikr I can’t believe it didn’t win
7:16
phil was robbed those first 2 rounds
Like, how did that not win?! It was so perfect!
the person who is the best at cards against humanity is never the one you expect
you are so right: i once lost a CAH game to a blind person.
Me the "innocent baby of the group" coming to ruin my friends' lives while playing CAH: *wins several games and has traumatized my best friend with the card "nipple blades"*😘
My entire family (and the other family we were playing with$ was shocked and betrayed when I won at family game night. Best part is that the other family’s grandma got second.
@@daniellamalcolm7328i often win CAH and the one i truly remember was my card's 'Male's breast milk' for women. Lmaoo
My personal favorite card in the OG deck is, and I quote, “my bright pink fuckhole”
Everytime I see the "what would grandma find disturbing but oddly charming?" Card I think of the throwback answer of "same sex ice dancing". EVERY. TIME.
“same sex ice dancing” and “tentacle porn” I still remember the dan and tyler video too 😭
I might just be a raging millenial but cards against humanity never gets old to me. I haven't laughed this hard in years. That ending was just perfection
I'm (earlyish) gen z and SAME
It's just the absolutely cursed humour, it always makes me laugh my ass off 😭
I’m older gen z and CAH will always be hilarious to me
Totally agree, even if you've played it a lot there are still weird card combinations that can surprise you or personalised choices you can make depending on who you're playing with that continue to make it hilarious
Sometimes you need a little random/edgy humor in your life. I think it's nostalgic for us gen zers who grew up watching mostly milenial youtubers. That's not the humor of my generation, but it was the humor of my childhood and that counts for something.
“Raging milleniel” 😂 Is there any other kind?
and so it begins thank you dads
Dan and Phil are single-handedly responsible for making my 4-seasons seasonal depression more bearable
Four seasons hotel? Nah, four seasons of seasonal depression.
i was literally about to say the same thing
I thought you were going to say they make it more seasonal
SAMEEEEE we r in this together
the immediate reaction I had to Dan tapping the emo dragon and the g note playing needs to be studied
Right????
“my grandma is not alive”
“well then who’s offended?!”
I CANT
Dan: "LET ME LIIIIIVE!!!" Phil: "heres another one for you, pray the gay away" lmao
Dan’s loud hearty laugh will always add 10 years to my lifespan
You’re invincible
It's always good to see him happy
I love it sm
Dan bringing immortality to viewers
I've learned I laugh like Dan 😂
i’ve been following dan and phil for almost ten years and it still surprises me how happy they can make me
Same here! Eleven years 😅
Phil's ending attack was absolutely VICIOUS. He didn't have to come for Dan like that lmao
Alternate title: Phil tries desperately to be wholesome in a filthy game, part 3
EDIT: pls i commented this while i was watching the beginning of the video i hadn't seen the horror yet 😭😭
alternat
And saves all the emotional gut punches to Dan for the last round
@@weaverofbrokenthreads shots were fired
Which are parts 1 and 2?
@@blancam3118they've played cards against humanity twice before
Dan really had the "on fire" card coming with his card about placenta
Watching u guys revive gamingmas by playing a card game feels like hanging out with the fun cousins u only see every 5 years while our parents get drunk.
...this is a very specific example
8:48 "dead parents" was the best answer I ever got to that black card 😂
Dan be like: This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in TSA check, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
i can’t breathe 😭😭
LOL FR
and I agree with him.
Honestly I do the same, get shoes untied, everything electronic in hand, liquids already in a transparent bag out of the backpack, and then I get mad because not everyone is as obsessive as me.
If there was ever a sentence to sum up both cards Against Humanity AND dan and phil games it was "you win out of sympathy because I offended your family"
7:15
"Why can't I sleep at night"
"Tories"
*the whole of Britain nods and sighs in agreement*
Both labour AND conservative voters cri evertim
seeing dan so genuinely happy makes me happy. im glad you made it man
I love how Phil sounded so offended that Dan didn’t know who Monty was 💀
That made me laugh out loud ahah
Tbh, my first guess was Monty from Fnaf Security Breach because I forgot Phil named the mouse
They way I thought he meant Monty Gator too 😭
dan is DETHRONED as number 1 phil trash
@@zoe_murtagh_03no literally same
I love how after all these years, Dan and Phil still have the ability to choose 2 completely different jumpers based on their personalities and somehow still match each other
I love this new era of Dan and Phil games. Phil's revealed humor is hilarious. And he went for blood in that last round, holy shit. So excited for the rest of gamingmas.
THE TWO SECOND VOICE OVER FOR THE DAN AND PHIL BANNER AT 13:36😂
Phil did NOT hold back in this video and I’m living for it
i used to watch their videos while getting ready for school, now i’m watching while skipping uni classes nursing a hangover. merry gamingmas
same but skipping work 😭
Same with me in high school, and now I'm home from work and working on my undergrad thesis
same, except now I´m watching after 12 hour shift at work lol
I used to watch them in the evening before school... I still do, but now I'm the teacher!
same but procrastinating on my BFA portfolio
If/when they play it again, they should post the rounds on social media (without saying who played what) and let the public decide who wins. They could do flash backs and forwards for the rounds and their reactions to the votes 👀👌
11:45
Phil: Did I win?
Dan: You won, but at what cost, Phil?
cards against humanity is literally where gen z got their humor, don't worry dads ur still cool
I love how dan's emo dragon is literally just a my little pony character
Dan's little "we've got you" monologue in the intro actually made me unreasonably emotional. I'm in a fairly dark place at the moment and Dan and Phil just being like hey, come to this channel and we'll make you laugh was something I really needed. Thank you guys.
It was very wholesome
Got this combination once: What would Grandma find disturbing but oddly charming? Grandpas ashes.
How did Phil have THE best card for that. Holy shit.
Also, I love that they are the only people left on this godforsaken platform that do endscreens. Amazing.
The chances of Phil having that card for the last round 😂 The universe works in mysterious ways
Evidence that Jesus Christ was in fact listening and decided to fuck with them for shits and giggles 😂
Dans pure joy at 11:28 and his laugh is just incredible
The Tiny Horse card ALWAYS wins. No exceptions.
Phil is literally me in the airport security. It’s so overwhelming
i’m dan 😭
when i heard "a tiny horse" i imagined she was crying from joy because it was so cute
I‘m so grateful for gamingmas. One of my pets died today and these guys are the only thing that can make me feel a bit better
what do we find disturbing yet oddly charming? dan and Phil playing cards again humanity!
Phil saying “praying the gay away” is Dan was probably the best roast on Dan I think I’ve ever heard come from Phil 😭😭💀💀😭🤣
I've watched this twice already in the month it's been up, but "come into our festive grotto" still caused a visceral reaction in me. He just keeps recreating ladydoor
I could literally cry. Having gamingmas back is so heart healing.
Gamingmas being back in 2023 means December is already gonna be the best month this year
Not them treating the cards against humanity like tarot cards at the beginning😂
Love how Dan and Phil’s cards in the last round both worked so well for each other
I just realised I've been grinning for the last 10 minutes, watching them brings me such joy
I have missed Dan's hyena laugh so much
Hope Dan's therapist also enjoyed this video to get context for their session.
here from the future absolutely running from my problems and my life... thank god for Dan and Phil
Seeing the Santa one for bad kids gave me flashbacks to the first time I played cards against humanity. Put down a card that said ‘dead parents’ safe to say nothing could compete with that 😂😂
phil personally attacking dan with every card has the same energy as when you grow up and your parents spill the Family Tea TM and idk why
Phil is the winner here, points be damned😂 shots were taken at the end😂😂😂
9:27 Santa’s also fired the reindeer and replaced them with those velociraptors. For the velocity, y’know.
Dan: I do not own any smex toys that chomps!
Phil, with love and support but not an ounce of credulity on his face: m'ok.
I love the energy Phil is bringing in this video
truly unhinged
Phil really chose violence with the last question 😂😂
New Phil like a tiny horse on a rampage 😂😂😂
Festive grotto has got to be the lady door of 2023. Can we please make it a thing 😂
I know dan just said it as a joke, but these videos will actually help me so much through this time. I’ve got so much to do with exams, christmas and work, that I feel like I won’t be able to enjoy it at all, but these videos will just give me a little quiet once per day, so i can focus. I’m so incredibly thankful for this resurrection:) i’ve missed them so much
Dan: my dragon is emo * shows what's clearly a my little pony character *
Omg I'm glad I'm not the only person whose mind went there.
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I love how proud Dan was of his "hot cheese" answer, thinking he was gonna win that round and there was nothing phil could say to be funnier, cause lets be honest, it was the best possible answer and then Phil revealed an EVEN BETTER card and probably the only one that would be more perfect than Dan's.
7:07 WAS THAT THE BITE OF '69
My whole world is turned upside down it doesn’t make any sense!
I Literally was just saying “time to binge Dan and Phil till they post again”…. Let the magic begin
you know when you hear bleeps in the first 10 seconds, it's gonna be a good one
First 3 lol
The one single piano note and my brain immediately "WHEN I WAS... A YOUNG BOY..."
Paused this just to confirm that yes, I am watching this in the future, and yes, I've been binging your videos for 48 hours, and yes, 100% the most tumultuous season of my life, yet here we are coping. Chills, Dan.
the fact we’ve all aged 6 years since the last gamingmas makes this video even better
11:26 that was the craziest sentence to ever come out of anyones mouth let alone phil’s
9:04 Oh, we've gone back to that era of Dan and Phil, haven't we?
Phils answer for the "good to the last drop" answer made me instantly yell "phillip lester!!" 😂
12:51 omg what possessed Phil to do that 😭
Love that we get to experience out and proud cards against humanity
I had to put my cat to sleep today and this video helped cheer me up a little bit
Loved the sneaky G note at the beginning btw
☹️ i hope you’re okay 💗
Every time Dan laughs it gives me serotonin. I immediately feel better. His laugh is just contagious and I laugh with him every time. I love when these two are together they balance each other out so well. They're so funny together.
I AM SO GLAD THEY ARE PLAYING THIS GAME AGAIN!!!!!
The game you just lost, EYOOO!!
...I'm sorry XD
Phil went PERSONAL on that last one 😂😂
Honestly hearing you are actually doing gamingmas this year literally saved my whole Christmas. I have been sick for a long while and this Christmas I will be alone and I am not sure if I can even afford any treats let alone a present for myself. But having Gamingmas, I won't cry I'll craft (some paper snowflakes probably)!
I love everything about y’all and this and this channel and this return from hiatus. All is right with the world. (Not actually but for 14:03 minutes it felt like it)
I personally love how Dan found being on fire to be the most disturbing part of this video. That username will haunt him forever. 😅
8:08
"Daddy, why is mommy crying?"
"A tiny horse."
this whole thing made me immediately think Lois Griffing going "Peter. The horse is here" quote 🤣
I love how we see Phil became a lil savage through out the hiatus just cuz Dan decided to kill him with cheese 🧀
Bad idea Dan... Bad idea...
I’m pretty sure Phil swears a lot and is even more unhinged off camera in general so we’re just seeing it now lol
Honestly this channel coming back was what I needed. I need toremember how I felt in my teens again and this gives me the vibes I need.