Attempting 5 Min Crafts So You Don't Have Too...
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
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love these videos
First
Love then kris
Yes !!!!!!!!
KallMeJenniferCoolidge.
Imagine if Kris made a character that was a mom who did 5-minute crafts and believed they actually worked.
OMAJEEBUS....YASSSS!
OMAJEEBUS.... YASSSS!
nice idea!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSS
Oml yes-
Kris: "Oh shit, I'm a fancy bitch"
Also Kris: Has a duct tape BELT
Kris and her duct tape
yea, the duck tape will absolutly hate her after this video
Yesssss
Ya..
Duct tape belt..
Don’t tell me you see those everyday?
Only a fancy bitch would have one of those🙄💅🏻✨
What’s wrong with her duct tape belt? Is it too fancy for u? 😂😂😂
I love how Kris uses the different accents she have to make their video even more fun 😊
I really love the way you compliment me at the beginning of the vids. It feels so personal as you speak into the camera, i love it!😍
Kris: “I look like a fancy bitch”
Also Kris: Wearing duck tape and sticking it to the wall🤣
Yes bro yes
Lol
omfg yes-
Bish* xD
Lol 🤣🤣
I love how kris’s last resort for anything is just “DUCT TAPE”
Ha
yeah lol
It's my first resort- it should be yours too!!
yes and how Kevins always around when shes using it
@@belledillon9936 haha yes
Kris looks so good with freckles
Kris whenever she doesn't have something: "But I DO have DUCT TAPE!!!!
Life hack for real
She’s a duck tape girl lol
Kris best friend is DUCT TAPE
I can't believe I lived all my life thinking that it was spelled "duck tape"💀
@@redloona1085 there is a brand of duct tape that's actually spelled duck tape. And has a duck as their logo
Her: I don’t have a belt tho
Nobody:
Literally nobody
Kris: DUCT TAPE
Can we appreciate how much pain Kris goes through for us. Love you Kris❤️
Kris: "do not ingest. Got it. We're gonna do it anyway, so." So hilarious
“Theres are called anxiety nails” is the most relatable sentence I’ve ever heard
Same tho
Yes your so right
my nails super jagged this is just true
so so so true
Fr!
the lips, eyeliner and the freckles should be a character who loves 5-minutes-crafts 😂
🤣🤣🤣💯💯 YEEEESSSSSS
Yeeeessssssssssss!!!!
Yass plss kris soo it
Hahaha!! Great idea!!
Yess
Kris “smells like danger”
Also Kris (does it) “oh shit I burned my self for nothing”
The wig cap/fishnets to do sfx/mermaid makeup actually works really well, but much better when you tap/blot on the powder over it rather than rub/brush. Just depends on how defined you want the lines and how fine of a mesh you use
Random person: “I have a headache!!”
Nurse Kris: *duck tape.*
This sound rude but…
*duct tape
Tho it would be cool if it were called duck tape
Duck tapess wooo ooo
Lol
Duct tape is always the answer.
Why so true though 😂
Kris never gets ugly. She only gets prettier everyday. She deserves to know that. 🥺
YESSS SO TRUE
Til she does five minute crafts lol
Even with the crafts she still can't make herself look bad, silly maybe, but the cuteness cannot be covered or hidden. Plus she is talented. I am really happy whenever I see she has posted something.
That is so true. Even if Kris fail she still looks amazing somehow
@@catloowitlatkla6116 me 2
I love how much effort Kris puts into making us laugh and making our day better. Also, can we appreciate Jay's amazing editing. Love you guys!
This was awesome! So funny. 😂 I love her energy, I've been binging for days!
I love Kris talking to Keven
Kris: Doesn't have something
Kris' solution for everything: DUCT TAPE!!
Lol
I was about to comment that-
Literally my mom
She must be lying ab being Canadian cuz that there’s merica af
She is Krisguyver
Apparently, there's a fine line between fashion and psych ward.
The double lips actually worked out really well. And the fishnet thing was a cool effect. Not a "go out in public" effect, but still...
Wet napkins and random lip hacks= the Lorax on Valentine’s Day
“What did you do your eyeliner with?”
“Oh I did it with almonds ☺️”
"I'm kallmekris and you can CALL ME KRIS" will NEVER GET OLD
Kris and Liza Koshy would be the best crossover the world has ever seen
And kris and James Charles
*ya nasty*
Holy crap, I can’t believe kris liked my comment!!!
@@ceceb1874 no
Also Kris and Shane Dawson. I feel like you two could get along 😅❤️
Kris I love how you compliment us everyday, even know we should be complimenting you everyday
The fake lips had my dyeing. Nailed it! Thanks for the laugh. Needed it.
“Oh shit, I’m a fancy bitch!” Absolutely killed me!
Edit: omg you guys, thank you so much for all the likes!
200th like 😏👍
@@shaynas319 yaa
You can’t smell a sentence
Kris: This smells like a middle school dance
Me: *sniffs understandably*
LMAO
😂😂
@@ELmayberry it's hilarious XD
@@z.siblings9055 yes
Lmao
I’ve actually seen the almond trick but it’s not for eyeliner it’s for putting the oil on your lashes and your eyebrows to help promote growth.. I think it was ancient Egyptians that used to use burnt corks for eyeliner. My favorite make up CZcams channel. She does ancient times/old beauty hacks.
singing while you waited for the eyelash glue to dry and "this is my job. that's kinda sad" was hilarious
when kris talks to us it's like she's so close to us like we're her best friend for 5 years and the last to years were so memorable, like she trusts us so much, that's why I really love kris!
A G N E Z SHOCKING!!!!
czcams.com/video/78xRjnLxZhI/video.html
Kris: **Trying the hacks**
Kevin: M-Mommy?…
18:03 its giving apocalypse fashion and I'm here for it.
Kris, you should use that stocking for Bex whenever she goes to a party or something! Or maybe a new creepy character or a funeral?
I seriously don't understand why people do such fake and useless 5-minute-crafts. But others, like Kris, mimiking those for enjoyment are a bliss ^w^
I almost had a stroke reading that bro🤣
LOL
Same BAHAHAHAHHA
But not all of them are bad
no one:
Literally no one:
Kallmekris: DUCT-TAPE SOLVES EVERYTHINGGGGGG
it does lol
Lol so true
true
no one? duct tape is the fabric that hold the universe !
Should I be able to relate to iris rn?
11:00 you look like the ultra fun sister i allways dreamed to have😊
Your familiy is so lucky to have a pure heart and Lively Girl KALLED KRIS !💕
Please Stay As Good As You Allways Are, Dont't ever let this crap world to take hapiness from you.🙌
Kris trying to kill her self throughout the hole video😂😂😂
It's like if Cinderella's fairy godmother was an alcoholic...
Yes bish
Ohhh nopo i see it
That would be a great movie and realistic
‘Bippity-boppity-booooo wait where was I going with this again-‘
Kris: “I have a feeling I’m going to get uglier and uglier throughout this video”
Me: I don’t think you can be ugly 😌❤️
FACTSSSSS
I mean, she was right
Player 001 🅥 SHOCKING!!!!
czcams.com/video/78xRjnLxZhI/video.html
@A G N E Z heck
Hecking bots 😠
“You already know… DUCT TAPE!”😂
I actually sob-laughed at the bag on the head LOL My kids were like "You okay mom??"
"I am kallmekris, and you can call me... trainwreck"
These crafts were horrible.. PLEASE DO MORE :D
Kris: if less is bad, more must be better
Me: literally making that my new life motto😂😂
"That's what she said😂😂"
Lol, the first one when Kris said “Fire” I was thinking of Beavis from Beavis and Butthead saying “Fire, yeah, Fire!” 😂
LMAO. 14:30 remined of Monster's Inc when Randal's buddy was getting the absolute life sucked out of him by that scream machine🤣
Therapist: Kris with a tape beard isn’t real, she can’t hurt you
*Kris with a tape beard:*
What's worse is that it would be a chin-beard!
😂
Congratulations I played myself, Kris like the comment, I realized I accidentally called her an it, so I edited it, completely forgetting editing removes it, whelp .__.
Kris: “Hm this craft isn’t working.”
Also Kris: “I know! Duct tape!”
Omg yes so true lol
Chad moment
This is not even funny
I'm so curious as to the demographics of the people who watch your videos. Because I'm a 33 year old new mama who needs to laugh between the short naps I get while the baby is sleeping. I found you at *exactly* the right time.
Sweet bearded baby Jesus! That lip thing was terrifying! Remember Chatterer From hellraiser? You were his doppelganger. 🙀
Okay, but her Jennifer Coolidge impressions are on point! 😂
Too true
💯 💯 💯!!!
Absolutely. She has the voice down perfectly.
Fr
Kris’s motto: When all else fails.. DUCT TAPE
I love your videos so much - you go through so much to make our days better !
I am dieing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:09 Kris actually knowing I've been having a bad day lol
I’m watching all the 5 minute crafts vids Kris made since my mini Pete just arrived and I welcomed him by slamming him on the bed :)
Is anyone gonna acknowledge how good Kris looks with freckles.
Omg yassss she does
Kris looks good in anything 😍
No body:
Kris: ducktape is the solution for everything
That's what I do too🤣
Relatable 😅
LMFAOOOOO
She is from the land that gave us The Red Green Show. It would surprise me if she didn't think that way xD
thats what my bother says
But it is-
18:04
Therapist: Homeless Kris doesn't exist, she can't hurt you
Homeless Kris:
I love your substitutions when you don't have what you need, SO off the mark. Then being surprised when they don't work.
Kris: starts off looking good and completely normal
*ends off as a mermaid human crocodile hybrid princess*
LMAOOO
OMG she’s become Y/N
@@user-nl7xx2kr7j You’re not funny
She kills me.. 😭
She’s hilarious even when she’s not trying to be!!
She’s also VERY relatable
I love deku
I know right
Sorry for your loss
@@starrysoleil4760 👱🏻♂️
@@ianledwidge1369 yes he also kills me-
I should've gone to bed, but I'm laughing so hard I can't sleep now 😂😂😂
The net thingy ended up looking like you had tire tracks on your face from a hit & run! 😂😂🧡🧡 Love you & your videos! (You are veeeery brave!)
"if male puberty had a smell, that's what my mouth smells like right now."
-best kris quote 2021
Yes
𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓮 😀
It smells like a thrice used, unwashed gym sock. Sister to a 15 year old boy here, his room requires a mask to enter it's so bad.
Kris: do you have expired vegetables in your fridge?
Me: I’ll be honest… I don’t have vegetables in the fridge
Why dont jou have chicken it is also a vegetable
Sir the jail door is that way. You're going on the other side so if you could just follow me.... You won't..?... Well okay have a nice day.... You don't wanna shake hands okie I get it. Its okay I'm fine
@@keeper_of_the_nerd_herd a chicken is a vegetable? Dude...
@@keeper_of_the_nerd_herd Do you know what a vegetable is?
The freckles actually look so good on Kris
The freckles look so natural!!❤❤❤
I love how no matter how much Kris puts herself down, I have NEVER seen her say a single bad thing to another person. Even the weird balloon guy. 🤯
You must not have seen her video about the vegan lady... but it was all in good fun
Really appreciate kris’s bravery for even “thinking” about attempting these crafts…..ur awesome kris i love you!
hahahah
There's so many bots in this thread
@@kallmekris have you encountered the hot glue gun of 5-minutes crafts yet? Don't find out.
@@kallmekris heyyyyyy love u kris❤️
"Wait I have wigs!"
**Proceeds to put on a wig carelessly**
The birth of Bayou Betty. I love it. Fanciest crocodile at the orphanage.
can we just talk about how kris always does a phenomenal job with her makeup and her hair every video-
9:04
She looked so fabulous with freckles tho
@@notgonnasimp9989 honestly she does-
I like that kris’ solution to practically everything is DUCK TAPE
Underrated
The hair gel “lips” was hilarious🤣🤣🤣
9:59 wen you said that my brother walkt in my bed room 😂😂omg that was so funny my brother lookt at me like: why....like did you do that on purpes...me:no😂[you killing me from laugther.] 😂
She said, “It looks like someone took a fancy shit on my face.” I’m dying lmao
Duct tape commercial: We solve everything! Kris: They didn't lie when they said everything
Its a belt, facelift, and its the solution to everything
duct tape really carried the whole video
The only thing duct tape can’t fix is stupid,
but it can at least muffle the sound
It’s holding my front bumper on right now!
“ I tHiNk I jUsT sAw JeSuS” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 got me DYINGGGGGGG😂😂😂😂😂
11 years of growing my hair and it's up to my shoulders...then shaved the side 😂 loving the look tho 😍 we love you kris! Don't stop being you 😘😘😘
Other girls: A girl's best friends are diamonds!
Kris: mines duct tape 😏
Kris: I think I’m gonna do purple…
*puts black and brown on face
lol
the amount of thats what she said moments in this video is hilarious🤣. i love you❤❤
Wow the last tip of making a tshirt into a dress along with her croc and oliver twist makeup has given her a new look! Real survival tips when someone's lost on an island with one tshirt and one pant 😆
“This is my job, it’s kinda sad”
You make a living doing doing what you love, while entertaining people and brightening their day. I don’t think thats sad. What’s sad is so many people don’t find a way to do what they love, and instead grind away at something that provides no fulfillment. But at least, at the end of the day, they can find some escape in the entertainment that you and others like you provide.
Anyone else tend to write whole novels in the comments?
@@usfbull523 lol 😂 i do.....
Kris: "eww that looks terrifying!"
*continues*
That's what she said 😂😂🤣
"it looks so natural" had me rolling on the floor 😂
OMG!! The paper mâché lips!!!🤣🤣🤣
Kris: "okay we have berries and..."
Me: "CREAM"😂😂
LMAO LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT
Same 🤣
Kris is a little lad, you heard it here first, folks.
SAME LMAO
@@dyinginside8716 yep
The fact that kris’s last resort when she can’t find something is duct tape, you never fail to make us laugh kris
So true!
So,so,so true
duck tape never fails
Duct tape is the solution to all of her problems lol
No one:
ABSOLUTELY no one:
Kris: *DUCT TAPE!*
9:13 I've been watching CZcams for over ten years and this was legit the first time I spat my food on my screen because of a video. Somehow the line "I think I just saw Jesus" totally took me by surprise. Congratulations! XD~
“Oh no it looks like I have a disease” got me dying
The Jennifer Coolidge impressions are just spot on, I can't breathe 😂
Kris: now i just burned myself for nothing!
Her fans: *what am i, a roach?*
Your Jennifer Coolidge was perfect, and I love that you were quoting the Cinderella movie too! You're such a good sport. Thank you for trying these so we don't have to!
I think that Kris with freckles looks adorable. You should make a character with them!
No one can explain spilling scalding hot coffee onto their crotch as calmly as Kris..
ikr. i would like i dunno have a break down
Kris: Slowly losing her mind and brain cells
Kevin: What the actual fluf-
Ps: Can we appreciate how this queen literally loses her sanity and risks her safety for our entertainment? 🤣❤️
Lol
Kallmekrises Favourite word: Shit
@@Niah.slays_ true lol
when ur ribs hurt so much but then kris makes you laugh. Its pain and happiness