Attempting Dumb 5 Min Crafts
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This was actually pretty fun! Like the video if you want to see me try more 5 min crafts! Thank you for watching!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay - Zábava
Make sure to Like the vid if you enjoyed this type of video so I know to do more😄❤️ hope you guys have a great day and stay weird😜
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kirs
Kris: Did I buy a drill? Yes because I'm committed. Also Kris: I don't have tortillas so we'll use frozen bread
EXACTLY 😂👍
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@-#@
@Diglett blue
(👈👁👃👁👈)
Lmao love her
Kris: I don't even have a stuffed toy for this hack
Pete in the corner: *sweats nervously*
Kris: I only have this pillow
Pete: *relief*
Lol fr😂
So true
He was also panting and couldn’t breath.
Yeah lol
Balloon: *pops*
Kris: *turns into a pterodactyl being actively murdered*
😂😂😂😂
We all love kris you cant go wrong with her she is perfect,smart,loyal,honest,depresed😁 and typically obsessed with duck tape as you should be 😎
Nice name @fu*k me bakugo
And vessies
the new way to spell duct tape in now duck tape🦆
duck tape..
@@abandoned_account_6712 he meant duct tape
Meanwhile her neighbour:
“She’s at it again, Tom..!”
💀✋
I’m dead 💀😂
“She’s trying to commit not alive!”
(Casual reference to Janet's neighbors)
Obvtga, it reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* czcams.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/video.html
The fact she knows that the crafts are stupid but does it anyways. This is why she's one of my favorites! 😃
True
She is the kind of person who say sh*t is sh*t and stupid is stupid and i accept you
Funny how ur pfp is Lisa and totally real "Genshin Impact" account comments on your comment
Lots of other CZcamsrs do this like wtfh
lisa pfp
I love how kris always says nice things to us. It makes me super happy
Her pure horrified scream when she "surfed" and the balloon popped 😂😂😂
I love how Kris’s solution to everything is duct tape
It’s like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side, and holds the universe together.
I use duck tape to fix everything, it works
Have a child that won’t shut up?
💫You know what to do..grab a roll and make them shut it💫
Next it’s going to be flex tape 🤣
Thats the only type of tape i got plus it work good
Kris really did have the ultimate dad solution to everything: duct tape
😂🥰yesss! Btw this made me think of Stiles and his jeep!!😂😂
I’m sorry, I ruined the number, it was on 111.
DUCT TAPE, OOH-WOO-OOH
YOU CAN FIX MOST ANYTHING WITH
DUCT TAPE, OHH-WOO-OOH
*cOUgh*
Lol
15:19 that "everybody stay calm" was so adorable 🥺
Kris: why is it that colour gross
Also Kris: it’s very soft ❤️
Breaks something
Kris: Duct Tape
Building Crafts
Kris: Duct Tape
Someone dies
Kris: Duct Tape
School nurse when arm breaks : uses duck tape to tie ice to the leg
@@aalvids4320 LOL
@keep rollin silence bot
*When you need someone to die*
Duct Tape
This is the funniest comment ever! I can just imagine all that happening, like in one of her skits, lol!
my japanese boyfriend actually eats chips with chopsticks so that he doesn’t get his keyboard greasy- that 5 min craft was actually just an everyday part of life for me 😂
My sister does it too
That’s so smart tf
Lol
What's your secret 👁️👄👁️
I only do it with chips that dye my fingers. Like takis or doritos
12:42 Kris is scaring herself blowing up a balloon (because she has a fear of them) then proceeds to make a joke out of it at 12:53-12:57. Probably my favourite part of the entire video. We all love you Kris. You always know how to make us smile with your funny moments and heart warming compliments.
omg mine too! those faces were way too funny
💖
Omg, I died when you taped paper eyes to your eyelids! 😂😂😂 Favorite part of the video!
Im surprised that even tho of Kris’s frustration at 5 min crafts she’s still able to do it Im just watching and I can already feel the pain.
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yes
verified
What
Dude that was so obviously stolen
"We need to fix the economy, any suggestions Kris?"
Kris: "DUCT TAPE"
👏 facts ⬆️
Kris: Ohhh cuts good i got this from the dollar store
Kris a few seconds later: dollar store piece of sh*t knife
Kris:i don't have tortillas but i do have frozen bread
Also Kris: I GOT A DRILL
Love the comment but copied
11:00 I love how you can see Kevin
Kris: "I am terrified of balloons"
Also Kris: *Instantly gets over her fear of balloons*
Hi
Hi
@@angelena3137 Hello..
Kris's neighbour be like She's a Russian SPY!
@@realinstagramuser. cringe
The pregnant one made me think you should make a character that is a first time pregnant mom but joins the mommy and me class and tells the other moms everything they're doing wrong xD
That would be funny
I agree
I love this idea smmmm
Yes
Yes!
the fact that when something doesnt work she imeaditly thinks of ducktape is so funny she is just like DUCKTAPE
Kris- “What if I crawl?”
Cuts to a scene of her standing on the cardboard😂😂
People: “No one is talented at everything.”
Kris: “Allow me to introduce myself.”
Yass
These bots are so annoying 🤧
@@nobodyuknow. just report them. I dong know if it makes a difference, but its satisfying.
"Ohh we are gonna need a friend for that too. Whelp. Don't have that."
*story of my life*
Now I have that whole damn song stuck in my head. Yes I have issues I am aware...help
Ozlbca, it reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* czcams.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/video.html
Her compliments make me go from 😭 to 😁
her compliments make me go from 😐 to 🤣
why did kris face her biggest fear for us!? she is deeply afraid of balloons she didn’t have to do that! but she did, she is so kind for doing that just for the entertainment of us. kris is so funny and I could watch her content all day long. you are so kind and considerate and we all love you and will support you in any situation you are in. I hope you choose to keep going instead of stopping this channel, and keep working hard to be something even more than this one day. bye kris!
Kris: **Trying to cut a watermelon with her car window**
Kevin: what is she doing now? Gawd help me
The neighbour must be having a field day
You mean “dOg hElP mE”
ShE’S at iT AGaIn ToM!
She’s at it again Tom!
omg i was thinking that i love it LOL
The fact that Kris literally cut a watermelon using her car window is amazing. I loved that part it made me laugh😭😂❤️
Same lol
Same! Except now my brain is running around trying to figure out how the hell she’s going to clean up that watermelon juice so her car doesn’t get moldy 😬
@@stacim9958 yes! I was thinking the same thing 😭
How did the window not break
@@rachelbecker316 I have no idea lmao😭
I loved watching Kevin in the car's reflection when she was trying to cut the watermelon on the window 😆
I'm honestly happy that my likes, views, and subscriptions supports people like Kris.
“you’re not my bestie, you’re my fam.” She really cares about her supporters, I stan a caring Queen! 💟 👑
Sameeeee
@@kellymendoza2132 wut...bruh just edit the comment than say it here 🤦
YAAASSSSS
@Genshin Impаct 🅥 your not genshin impact
yeh forgot abt that
Kris: I kinda hate when people say bestie like, ur not my bestie
:’(
Kris: we’re fam
:’)
Kris:”Ah a corner of a table that I will cut my head open,THAT WOULD BE A GOOD THUMBNAIL!😂😂😂
Kris with any problems: DUCT TAPE!!!
When Kris can't do something
Kris's solution:
"DUCT TAPE"
Correct!!!
Yasss😩
I think @Kallmekris needs to switch to Gorilla tape instead 🤷🏼♀️🤣
Duck tape is a girls best friend
@ILoveCacti a*
The eyes.. THERE SO..
✨real✨
Kris: weee this is kinda fun I wanna see if you can body surf
Also Kris: I am terrified of balloons popping
Kris again: AHHHH okay next hack
Kris: “I don’t have a stuffed animal I wanna rip apart”
Pete the dragon: *SWEAT DRIPS DOWN FOREHEAD INTENSELY*
I thought she was gonna do that one to me and pete were scared for his life
bahahahahahah i could never!!!!
@@kallmekris the next day kris:I HATE YOU *rips Pete apart*
@@kallmekris Hiiiiii
OMG krissss hi!
noone:
literally noone:
Kris: "DUCTTAPE!"
ductape is the solution to everything lmao
Your pfp is my PC's background lol
@@bellatrixlestrange1602 hahaha thats a strange coincidence lmao
It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* czcams.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/video.html&.yeaqa
Ducttape is the strongest material in this world.
the spelling tho-
"kris being chaotic for 18 minutes straight" honestly how do you have that much energy
I aspire to not be lead in bed watching this whilst your happily crafting lmao
Is anyone else going to talk about how Kris has her microwave on top of her fridge...and she can reach it?! Im beyond impressed.
I like how she just throws everything when she hates something or is just mad🤣🤣😂😂 also love the voice when you blew up the balloons it was so iconic
Or screams 😂
@@whoskayleebragg 😂😂😂😂😂ya
Nobody:
*literally anything goes wrong
Kris: DUCK TAPE
You are not alone with your balloon popping phobia! I hate blowing them up because I'm afraid they'll pop. Even watching others blow them up makes me anxious. Ironically, I like playing the game of keeping them off the ground, but if they get near something that could pop them, or something causes them to squeak, I flinch. And balloon animals are the WORST. Don't get me wrong, I love them, but watching them be made and hearing that squeak as they're bent and twisted. @.@ I flinch and recoil away the whole time.
Kris’s motto in life: DUCT TAPE
things we learned in this video:
-kris is scared of balloons
-duct tape solves everything
same- lol
@Alecia Marie yes a agree
Duct tape**
@@aayn4 D u c k tape.
As an engineer I can confirm that everything can be solved with duct tape, booze and an impact driver.
Kris: “ because your not my bestie your my fam.” Dom torette: “Did someone just say family nothings more important than family.”
Dom Toretto 😂
Kris's solution then everything : DUCKTAPE😂😂 LMAO
watching this video and comparing the background to a video now is...the evolution of the backgrounds in Kris's videos is wow
"you're not besties y'all are fam"
Really felt that one
Lol and the chest pat too 🤣😂🤣
Kris is that one goofy friend that everyone wants to be around
Yes yes YES
Fax
That's a fact
Her screaming when she was blowing the balloons killed me
I am ALSO terrified of balloons popping, so I would have refused to do any balloon hacks, but that's why you're the creator and I'm not lol
Kris when she uses her box cutter for the pillow “cuts good I got this from the dollar store” she sounds so proud of that Lol
Kris: Wait, can I- can I body surf on this thing?
**attempts body surf**
Kris: *Inaudble screaming*
Kmk please do more 5 minute crafts videos! I watch them everyday and I enjoy them so much!
Once you buy a power tool. You get hooked. I know own ten power tools because I needed them once. Lol. But they are here when I need them again. They are fun.
my two favorite moments are:
1: when she jumps back during the watermelon scene
2: when she screams because the balloon pops
It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* czcams.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/video.html&.skkta
SAMMMMMME!
Oqlcfa, it reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* czcams.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/video.html
*I love how the dragon in the back is just thinking about life.*
Spyro.
Pete
Yes ,
AHAHAH IKR
*to eat kris or to not eat kris*
Kris, I just want you to know that I really appreciate the lengths you go to to make us laugh...the watermelon...oh boy 😂😂😂😂
Oh and love seeing Kevin following you around curiously❤❤❤
love how kris recreates these with an even lower budget than the actual crafts
No one:
Not a single soul:
Kris: 'Is it bad to put duct tape on your eyeballs?'
Lol
Kris, *proceeds to duct tape eye lids*
@@kaileeheideman9628 ikr 😂
Normal people: "Diamonds are a girls best friend!"
Kris: "Nope duck tape is a girls best friend!"
Really tho
I’m not even sure if she’s a girl anymore I think she’s a Spohn of the devil😆
It's true and here's how I use it
- to tie up anyone's ex that treated them wrong
I swear I'm okay
Who said Diamonds are a girls best friends?
Diamond are a mincrafters best friend.
@@CosmiTwink no netherite
Just me watching all of Kris’s videos because the Seasonal Affective Disorder is hitting hard and her videos are the only things that are making me feel better
One thing I always say is "it takes a sertin amount of bravery, depression, truma, chaos, willingness, kindness and intrusive thoughts to be an amazing life changing person" and Kris you hit all those
Can we all appreciate who she is and that she brightens everyone's day with this content so so fun to watch thankyou a million kris your the absolute best.
Yessir
@@realinstagramuser. your a horrible advertiser and person :)
@@realinstagramuser. my man has no videos
@@realinstagramuser. ahhhh you tried huh? But ya failed hard
Quick spamming your meaningless message when you have nothing to show for it. Lol.
Kris: squeaks balloon and makes it look like she is screaming, with effects
Me: dies from laughter
Lol
Omg ikr, along with the filters....
chefs fricken kiss mate! 👌👌👌
I am dying, I laughed way too much
@@TurqoiseTax same
6:16
Kris: You want me as CEO?.... -NO.
Also Kris: 5 minute crafts just hire me.
The 5 min caddy of putting paper eyes over your eyes to hide your sleep makes it look like the actor in the skit was high or was having a existential crisis. Looks good in you kris you look like a really fun year 2 art teacher
Kris' neighbours are probably already tired of her shenanigans.
Kris' neighbours be like: TOM, SHE IS OUT DOING IT AGAIN!!
@@rudranisengupta9188 neighbors: nancy get the kids were leaving dont pack our things were leaving
Oh their way past tired
Its just fine
The “get out of my lawn and what you doing” killed me 😂😂😂😂
"What have you learned today?"
Me: Duct take solves everything, and I'm not the only one who hates/gets terrified of balloons popping
My dog is afraid of balloons.
LOL
Damn. Those 5 minutes crafts are getting out of hand.
I make my own USEFUL HACKS
@@stephanieblair8325 same😂
Yep Woof
@@stephanieblair8325 same lol
So. True.
Can we appreciate how Kris spends all this time and effort and also puts herself though this stupidity of 5 minute Crafts yet still does these videos all the time
Omg props to jay for the editing here the manic tone made my cheeks hurt... in a wholesome way.
We keep our “extra loaf” of bread in the freezer and the loaf we’re currently using in the fridge. It keeps is from getting moldy so we can actually finish a whole loaf. We keep our flour tortillas in the fridge, too. And extra bags of (unopened) chips in the freezer…they don’t get stale.
My mom used to do that with bread. I didn't find out till I was living on my own what it's SUPPOSED to taste like🤣😂
Me & my family do all of those except the chips. I might have to try it now.
What?
Same
You put your f@cking bread in the fridge?????
"I kinda hate when people say bestie because you're not my bestie..."
Oh, ok then 😔
"You're fam."
Aww ☺
Dang...
The eating chips with chopsticks; It actually has been made into a real product for gamers to eat chips while gaming!
"Is it bad to put duck tape on your eyeballs?"
Famous last words, Kallmekris 2022
Can we just appreciate that Kris annoys her poor brain cells just for us? ❤️
Honestly 5 minute crafts are so dumb.. but honestly Kris makes it so much more entertaining than it literally is. We all need someone like Kris in our lives 🥰
Yeah and we should tell her not to eat the side that was cut from the outside cuz it would be like eating all the accumulated dust.
I love that she’s terrified of balloons but wanted to make the balloon shoes 😂 her little scared noises while blowing them up is a whole ass mood
I love kris she makes me laugh every time she says something
Haha
Idk why but when u boby surfed on the balloon and it popped I started laughing like a crazy person 15:45
The fact that she destroyed such an amazing, fluffy and big pillow hurts me
Justice for the big pillow ✊
I think a fan gave her that bc in a vid she was opening fan mail she got that pillow out of a box
ikr i felt like really bad. i don't think that vegan teacher will help save poor helpless floofy pillows
@@TheSylvester410 I think you're right.
I like how Kris doesn’t even hesitate to destroy a perfectly nice pillow 😂
yeah a subscriber sent her that pillow as well
Ikr!
Yeah its pretty irritating if i think about it
@@Pirate_tat87 o
@@Pirate_tat87 Realy??!👁👄👁
Kris:I have this fake hammer for no reason. Pete:I’m thinking otherwise
Kris: She looks wide awake and cracked out to me!
Kris trying to do the hack:
👁👁
--
Kris: Am I pretty now?!
She was bleeping out the swears then I think she gave up and couldn’t be bothered 😂😂😂❤️❤️✨❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
WANDA!
Just like 5 minute crafts, that started with making stuff, and now they cant be bothered :D
@@Freakyman403 that pretty much sums it up!
Kris: trying to get the ballons to stay together
Also Kris: Literally has duct tape from the begining of the video
12:24
dont worry kris, your not alone! I hate it so much when people pop balloons it scares the sh** out of me! Love u kris!! 😊
Shoon balloons, the new fashion.
"I'm gonna be scared and need counseling after this" "oh look a sharp corner of a table that I can split my head open on....that'd be a good thumbnail" "the shit I do for the internet" your the best😂😂
Two things Kris and I have in common: bread is stored in the freezer, and a fear of balloons 😅
Haha same
Balloon fear? √. Bread in refrigerator...does that count?
whenever something doesn't work
kris :" DUCKTAPE"
Lol Kris and her duck tape!!😝😂🤣😂🤣
Kris: * has fear of balloons popping *
Kris's enemy: *starts popping balloons*
Kris's fans: Looks like we've gotta mission fellas *grabs gun*
Better one
Katrina: looks like we've gotta mission Misha and Sergei
G R a b s G u n 😆😆
Indeed😌😌
Amazing
That's to little *loads RPG*
LOL!
Let’s take a moment to appreciate kris losing brain cells for us.
358 likes and a heart by the legend her self,how convenient,lemme just slide through here.
And let’s also appreciate the fact that WE ALL lost brain cells after watching these dumbass “crafts”
Yess 🙏🙏
We’re all losing brain cells together ❤