Trying DUMB 5 Minute Crafts
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
- These are actually pretty funny to try. Let me know if you enjoyed the video by hitting the LIKE and SUB button! Let me know what else you want to see in the comments below!
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The Fire got a little out of hand lol but these were fun! Like the video if you enjoyed! 😄
Yo kris
I miss your streams kris💞🤪
Nice vid
Hi kris's ilyy
Hi :)
Kris: paranoid about buying condoms despite being an adult
also Kris: comfortably makes "just the tip" jokes
LMAO TRUE
Sometimes I really found that she's still kinda has that young innocent girl's vibe in her adult body 😂 Idk
@@celesviamelora18 so what is a condom used for anyway
@Frosted why are you saying umm
@Frosted 14 almost 15
The fact that Kris has no faith in 5 minute crafts, but does it anyway for the sake of comedy! I love it 😍 thank you for always making my day Kris 💕
My to😍
Yeah I’m not there because in faith
We need the likes to be the same!!
This comment section is almost an lost cause
Yeah thats the point of it, evryone does that
i almost choked on my pear when she said "dont try this on kids" thats how funny u r Kris, thanks for making us all laugh❤️
"We get to light sshhhit on FFIIYAAAAAA" really got me, keep it up kris, you are AMAZING
"Dont try these on kids!" Had me dying! I was eating at the time of watching this and I almost choked. It brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. Thank you, Kris, for brightening our day!
same here
Same! I had just taken a bite of a powdered sugar doughnut and blew out a cloud of powdered sugar when I laughed. Caught me off guard lol.
And here we see a young Canadian woman's slow but accelerating decent into madness. We love you Kris.
Couldnt be truer
How can something be so dark and funny at the same time😂🤣
I love dark humor
The things she does for us 😂 🤚
I had to read that in a nature announcer voice. "Over here she is now walking through the forest looking for a puddle."
Must be the abstinence...
"Uh! She's burnt, she's CRISPY." I replayed that scene like 50 times lol. also...
"WE GET TO LIGHT MORE S*** ON FIRE LETS GOO!"
I really like Kris tells a compliment on the start of the videos bc it fixes my mood right away and I need to smile at it. If you will read this Kris, please don't stop with them.
I swear Kris got first, and secondhand embarrassment by making this video. She really is jumping over those extra hurdles just for us, much love 💛
Kris: setting chips on fire laughing like a maniac
Deborah: She's at it again Tom!!
Oh my, guys thank you for the likes. I've never had this much- now quite sure how to react here
Tom: he's all fit? well thats good for him
Deborah: no tom *SHE'S AT IT*
Tom: What?
Deborah: Just forget it tom, I'm calling the police
😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
Tom:why are you filming him
Deborah:I don't know we might need evidence imcalling the police
@@ninaboulay2430 Or maybe Deborah has her own Channel.....🤔
05:37 Those kinds of chips are an excellent fire starter for when you don't have any dry kindling or non-natural fire starter products to use, but have to get a fire started.
Normally you would place some logs in a tipi tent formation around the chips, and you would place whatever other kind of kindling onto the chips that you might have.
Don't forget to find various larger stones around your camping area to form a large enough circle with the stones touching each other around the fire, this will help decrease the chances of any accidental spread of fire, but you should always keep an eye on the fire, even up to 10 minutes - or longer - after you douse it as there might still be small hidden embers that could potentially reignite the fire.
Adding to this that they'll catch easier but burn faster if you crumble them, so you could do that with some as a starter which would then catch the full chips to twigs to sticks to logs.
you and brandon ferris would be absolutely HILARIOUS together!!
When you actually feel insecure about your nose and hearing some compliments about them just made my day . Love you Kris
Same
same i was about to comment that lol
Im one of those ppl whos insecure abt their nose but anyway its fine kris likes it LMAO
Every use of "thats what she said" kris uses is pure gold and her personality is just amazing
"WE GET TO LIGHT MORE SH*T ON FIRE!" literally me 😭😭❤
kris has brought me so much joy within this past hour, im 14 and im going through my first love heartbreak and because of her video , i have laughed
I’m 14 too and Kris intensely boosts my self-esteem. So sorry to hear about your heartbreak.
im 14 as well and going thru my first love heartbreak and im here to have a laugh
Other people blowing out candles: “I wish for a pony!”
Kris: *please don’t light my house on fire*
“My hair is gonna smell like middle aged women’s armpits.” Oh my word. You’re the best, Kris! 🤣
gather round children! crazy white lady is outside walmart lighting chips on fire! 😮
the 261 like was me
"OMG" you sound like fat Amy from pitch perfect
I agree lol
@@sengajermyn9914 and the 605 was me ❤
Only tru kris fans can like this comment
5:08 yeah I'd be a little scared to go to that concert 😢
Kris, about her feet being on camera: "This is gonna end up on site that isn't CZcams."
Also Kris, moments later: "Let's see if I can put my leg behind my head--wow, I'm flexible!" 😂
That's what I was thinking, lol.
But she's "celibate"... lol.
@@tacolover4968 Yeah, I realized my mistake later, but didn't bother correcting it. Lol.
@@kendrikhawk7436 she prefers 'abstinent' lol
I could feel the anxiety when she had to do her hair 😂 this woman has got guts and glory that’s for sure!
Yep
True🖕🏾
This video is proof that anything can be fuel for a fire if you try hard enough.
Kris’s compliments are the only thing keeping my self-esteem alive. They always make my day!
"We get to light shit on fire!" Right into seeing Kevin being so well behaved. Melting my heart ❤️
My favourite part of this series by far is how Kris doesn’t prep what she needs in advance 💀
But there's no fun if she already watched the video.
@@Soul-ke9gd true
Oh well the videos still great! :)
5:45 “WE GET TO LIGHT MIRE SHIT OF FIRE! LETS GOOO” -wise words of kallmekriss💀
I just love the choice in music while driving! Although she is essentially the BEST at making some hilarious comments and remarks towards 5 minute crafts.
The "Gather 'round children, the crazy white lady is outside Walmart setting Tostitos on fire." Was what got me. 🤣🤣🤣 6:37 btw.
@Antoinette Dingledine Totally
The fact she actually went out to get stuff for “hacks” that don’t even work is true dedication respect ✊
Welll the condom and chips hacks did works xD haha she almost set fire at her backyard with the chips 😂😂😂
Ikr respect ✊🏻
Hey remember me 😊 I changed my profile pic and I'm thinking about changing my CZcamsr username EDIT: I just wanted to say hi 😊
@@dreamdonut0003 hi! I couldn’t pin or heart this comment but I liked and now replied🤗
@@Endless-Vids thanks 😊☺️ have a great day 😊
kris is a type of person to comfort people like * dont worry your not a trash can its a trash can not trash cannot
I love how normal people use oil or dish soap or actual lube, but five minute crafts insist that you need to finger a condom to get a ring of your finger.
Pro tip: use lithium grease
When she said “gather round children, crazy white lady is outside Walmart lighting Tostitos on fire” it killed me 😂
Same
best thing she has said😂
than you
I enjoyed it it was funny, she burned chips on fire, imagine if someone just saw that
Especially since I would, in fact, gather round to watch that 🤣🤣🤣
Kris: I probably look like a weirdo...
Deborah: She's at it again Tom!!
Edit: Holy s*** this is my most liked comment, thanks so freaking much guys. I didn't think that this would get this many likes. 💖💕
Lol!
Tom: Woman! Stop please!
OMg she better make a tiktok of the creepy neighbor watching her doing the chip fire
Her going back into the grocery store to get these must feel very weird lol her in the car just jamming out
Deborah: honey, get the gun.
Does someone else love when she compliments us??? ❤ love you kris ❤❤
Sharpie: Lights up
Kris: Turns into an owl
My great-grandmother was from Hungary and any time she said "knife" in English, she called it a "k-nif-ee." You just reminded me of that and it makes me smile. Apparently, there's not a lot of silent letters in Hungarian, and it drove her crazy how English has so many lol
"she's burnt, she's crispy👁️👄👁️"this really had me rolling on the floor🤣💀
6:35
"Gather around children the crazy white lady is litting tostitos on fire"
I love how she is just herself and makes everyone's day better. Thanks a lot Kris🥺♥️
Yes she is amazing! When she complimented us like about our nose she made my day.
Yeah
Yeah so true
Is it just me or im tempted to click this shit
Why is there so much BOTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Every single time she compliments us, or sings, it makes each and every one of our days better. We love you kris!
Her saying I have the cutest nose made my day, I had to get forty stitches in my nose because of a dog accident, so I have bad scar tissue and I'm not very confident about my appearance because of it, thank you kris❤❤❤❤
This girl is comedic genius! You should be on tv too! Like SNL or something... You are truly hilarious gurl... You make my day. And a shout out for your music skills... Nice vocals in the car!
Oml, this woman is the best confidence booster ever! She needs like 10m videos of her just complimenting us all. Like that would just be amazing
Yeah, she was embarrassed to buy condoms, still she did it. That's the attitude! (I mean the second thing)
@@alexander_yoko Ikr!! I just love this woman
I am insecure but then shes compliments it. And even tho i know shes not complimenting me specifically it still makes me feel good
@@Ghost-qy1sm My anxiety does the same thing, it’s like “Y’know she’s not doing that directly to you” but the way she does it overpowers my anxiety. So watching her videos always make me feel better about myself. I have another creator I watch who does the same type of thing
and damn she has a great voice like at 1:02 did you see that ? damnn
Love her little compliments, it always makes me feel a little better about myself🥰
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No home
Lol same
Same!!
I had been laughing almost the entire video but then when she said “gather round, a crazy white lady is setting Tostitos on fire”, and from then on I was wheezing the entire time she was hopping around the fire and was saying “No Kevin get away”. I was literally dying😂😂😂
6:13 “ oh hey Kevin you wanna light some chips on fire?” 😃 just sounds so psychopathicly funny
How could anyone not like this? Kris went WAY above and beyond her norm in making this video. 😃
right?
Yeees btw I was ur 100th like!
She even sprained her ancle!
We need a “in the kar with kris” that would be so funny like going around with with different guests🤯
OMG YESSS! I AGREE!
Yesssss
Yesss
I second that
Yes!
Lets take a minute to realize the stuff Kris does for us.
Can you imagine kris making a character that worships 5 minute crafts like religiously
Is no one gonna talk about how GOOD kris is at singing????????
I know!!
Fr!!!
I know wow
Yes
Yes
I wouldn't hesitate to do these with you. It looks so much fun to "try" and I love that you make yourself laugh the whole way through.
The entire duck tape foot scene killed me
It is spectacular that so many of these "hacks" involve situations where you have a complicated item, but not a simple, readily available one. Stuck in the woods and need to make a fire- don't use the abundant leaves and wood all around you- use your last packet of snacks! Stuck in the dark but somehow have no torch, candles or phone flashlight- but an enormous supply of sharpies? 5 minute crafts!
Let’s just take a moment to realize how much Auntie Kris loves us just to put herself through that stuff just so we could be happy 🥺💙 I love you Auntie Kris and thank you for everything you’ve done for us for this video, the ones before, and the ones after
MAMA KRIS
She liked!😀😀😊😊
I love the way she always compliments her fans. It makes me feel better after a whole day of being insecure. 😢😍 I love Kris so much 🥰.
When I had a broken nose after rugby
Kris: I love how I’m asking questions but I’m alone and no one will answer them.
Me: I love that I’m answering them through the screen even though you can’t hear and my answers are crap.
"Gather round children, crazy white lady outside Walmart litting tostetos on fire" 😂😂😂
For brief moment, Kris understood what is it like for a guy to buy condoms and she resorted to the same tactics we use to mask the purchase, buy a bunch of other stuff
But aren't guys usually proud to show their piers that they're about to get laid?
Why is that embarrassing? unless you're self conscious about condom size or just a super private person? But then again, this question is coming from someone who shamelessly waved around tampons in high school when teachers wouldn't let me take my backpack to the bathroom with me during class so 🤷♀️ I'm a bit lost in the shame/embarrassment department.
@@thecomorbiditycurator8018 It's a private thing. We all know I have to shit, but I don't want to buy laxatives while letting the whole world know.
@@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle yeah then it's just me that doesn't get it because I have no issue purchasing laxatives and everyone seeing. Constipation happens, it's part of life 🤷♀️ We all have bodies.
@@thecomorbiditycurator8018 it's more of the size thing. men don't want other people knowing about their size base on the condom they buy. the small doesn't look good but that is the average size of most men.
Kris: “I wish I could listen to music but I cant!”
Also Kris: **proceeds to listen to music**
What's the dubstep sounding song she plays in the car called???
Yea I'm also curious
The song is (ColBreakz & Dead Critic - A Happy Day)
@@thomasratcliffe5311 thank you
5:03 those sounds made me fall off my bed with laughter
Honestly, I love the way you talk. With the random shit you say. I do that too. Sometimes I feel like we're related then again, I'm just werird.
Kris: "Oh god it's getting really big"
Also Kris: Proceeds to light the chips
That’s what she said
@@zed5287 my humour is broken
That's what she said
Poor Kevin seemed so confused about why his human was lighting food on fire. He's so good though, so well trained! My pups could never. 😆 Love you Kris! You're the best!
#relatable
I love how Kris always compliments us love u kris❤
Agreed😊
Agreed😊
why does kris give us complements but we don’t give her any
I LOVE YOUR SMILE
I love that whenever Kris just is herself, she is amazing and funny, but whenever I try to be myself I just get embarrassed, anxious, and depressed. At least Kris makes my day better with each video she posts.❤️
okay but y’all gotta agree, kris’s compliments always make your day better 🙃
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No home
....
yeah they do !
True✨, I just wanna say one more thing...
*Jay likes corn*
"Where is my kenif? "🔪
😂
Kris, the only person who does crazy things for us. She’s the champion of all time
Yaaas
ever heard of the pain rankers, its even crazier
You should watch lauranzside it’s cool too but I agree
@@KATEKAT512 o-k
I 💕 what sweetness everyone gets when I see her face on the days that are terrifying it always lights up the day love you Kris ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Kris! You are the best “science” teacher I ever had doing these 5 minute crafts. 😂👍🏼 I feel so….educated. 🤣
Kris and me have a obsession lighting things on fire .out of control 😂😂😂
Kris just being calm while listening to heavy metal is the funniest thing ever
Also the most relatable thing ever.
Lol
Lol
I mean would be funnier if headbanging to classical music
Fun fact: When Kris is complimenting us at the start of the video, she is actually looking in the mirror and saying this to herself lol!!😸
Makes sense 🤣
S i m p
Five minutes crafts inspiring children to start fire and burn shit down since 2016
'I'm gonna blow this whole place apart...but that's fine!'
😂😂😂
You have to admit whenever Kris posts you can assume she’s going to make us laugh and smile. She never lets us down. Love you Kris 💕💕💕💕
Amen
Am I the only one who actually gains confidence when Kris says something nice- i'm extremely self conscious and I feel better about myself when I hear it.
Agreed. Strangely enough, I’m probably the most self conscious about my nose, so that was an absolutely lovely surprise. Kris really does stand out as one of the most personable, sweetest and professional CZcamsrs.
1st rule…
… Never trust 5 minute crafts.
I can imagine her neighbors like “ mom the crazy lady is talking to herself and playing with fire again” “ SWEETY COME INSIDE RIGHT NOW” “ ok mom”
Does anyone else just love it when she gives you those little compliments it brightens up my day thank you 😊
I Love how Kris always Complements us on our looks.
Kris: Aw look at your lil nose
Me: Aw Thank you.
*Mental Happiness for The Day: Checked
Same I was literally stuffing my face with a burger watching this
"Heyyy Kevin! You wanna light some chips on fire??" 😂
Dude Kris never fails to make us laugh. I'm laughing for every one because of her reaction it's so funny!!
1:40
That sick beat and those moves...!!!🔥🔥
Can we appreciate the fact that Kris here is literally intoxicating herself for us like girl we love you but stay safe, those 5 min crafts don't seem very safe😩😭❤️
As a brit who lives in Sweden, I have learnt that you should never tell a Swedish person that you don't have any faith in IKEA products...
The chips hack is actually pretty legit with certain types of chips. Doritos and cheetos work as fire starters if you're in a pinch and don't have paper or wood shavings handy.
Kris: "I'm gonna blow this whole place apart BUT THATS FINE" lol 😂 😂4:43
9:18 damn those vocals
"hey! I'm Kallmekris, and you can KallMeAnAmbulance, because today we are trying some 5 Minute Crafts!"
Kris b being her iconic self😂😂❤❤
Kris made 2 road trips and ventured out into the wilderness for us AND put her foot into a dirty, bacterial mud puddle! Love this smart, strong willed, beautiful human bean! 🙌🏽
If that's not an ad for vessies I don't know what is
@Olive we are all human beans 😌
I like the fact that on the packaging of sharpies it says ‘extremely flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.’
0:08
Voldemort be crying of happiness rn-
😂😂😂
7:36 When Kris said "Holy sh*t balls!"
It reminded me of when Adam said in Hazbin hotel "Holy f*ckin sh*t balls."
Cashier: so, who’s the luck guy?
Kris: what?
Cashier: well you’re buying condoms sooooo......
Kris: Oh! No I’m just trying to get a ring unstuck!
Cashier: .......what..?
Love how she's all embarrassed to buy the condoms in the store and then immediately goes home and poses with the box on camera 😂😂😂