Gym Cringe
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Dark Web Breast Milk = Not Breast Milk
Worst part is I'm pretty sure you buy it legally.
Lmao bruhs getting home grown titty juice , straight from the plugs basement of locked up old women
That man is straight up drinking semen.
yea they dont say what kinda breast. Chicken milk pry
Bro is drinking the special sauce.
1 come in
2 get a fat pump
3 get out
Under a full pump cover. One of my best decisions was wearing sweat pants/hoodie lifting as long as it cool enough. Can’t distract yourself and it’s lowkey when everyone in the gym is trying to wear as little clothes as possible
step 1.5
take a fat dump
@@jayfron6012on the flip side of that, I love wearing a stringer and hitting a lat spread in the mirror right after a set of lat pull downs
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@jayfron6012 dude facts people show so much skin in our generation
My older brother used to be the douche bag general manager of a gym franchise. He never turned it off even when he was at home.
I'm sorry for your loss.
that sounds like actual hell
Does he golf with his bros?
Hell yeah to your brother, brother @ebeneezerscrooge2942
Does he kiss his gymbros
Phil going back to his roots, only us OG’s remember the fitness days 👀
the natty or not series was legendary
The good old days " the third eye of truth ”
I remember his gym vlogs.
He changed his content? Its been a few years since yt recommended his channel
Been unsubscribed since these days. Those were the better times in my eyes.
People forget that philion was strong af. He was keeping up with SARM'd out David Laid once upon a time
Not taking anything away from that but sarms aren't meant to make you stronger
@@funfun4807 generally speaking, they increase the amount of muscle. Increased muscle cross sectional area correlates with strength
@@Bz626 you know what I got the wrong idea. I was mainly thinking of mk677 which is a big fat loser driver which is actually 0detty negative for strength
@@funfun4807they do though
mk677 is technically not even a SARM so ye @@funfun4807
And this is EXACTLY why Sam Sulek is blowing up and revolutionizing gym content due to his humble, laid back genuine content.
literally and you have a bunch of people blatantly copying him now too. it’s a never ending cycle of clout chasing, mfs just can’t be themselves.
That guy doesn’t seem genuine to me
Love your videos man!
@@Rizzal169explain.
@@Rizzal169he's as genuine as it gets in this industry
The third eye is getting bigger, that's how cringe those videos are...
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There is a term for this, the Gymcel.
Sounds like a yugi oh card 💀
What's gymcell??
@@gamesong6600 addicted to the gym which in turn repels women
@@Vivi_9 oh repels women meaning women don't find him interesting due to addiction or he pushes women away as he isn't interested?
@@gamesong6600 the first, but he'll always pretend it's the second one haha
Fitness filion back in business, this is gonna be an immaculate era 😤
I unsubed for this reason years ago. I hope he goes back to it.
Will never join a commercial gym again especially since they make it next to impossible to cancel your membership.
The first dude really just took a line straight out of a fucking anime, like come on man, also the bane dude needs to chill
I’m glad you’re posting more of your old content now
I outgrew fitness content as an old head myself. But some of the now “older” fitness creators put out some good content now. I’m sure the cycle will continue
who would you say makes good content?
@@Hi-cu2vxGVS, renaissance periodization, Alexander Bromley, Jeff Nippard or even Will Tennyson, Larry Wheels, Mitchell Hooper and Natural Hypertrophy.
@@Hi-cu2vxAlan Thrall, Omarisuf
@@Hi-cu2vxJeff Nippard, shredded sports science, RP to name a few
@@Hi-cu2vx renaissance periodization is a good one
Gym content has become so cringe and unbearable its just embarrassing
Real
8:07 "No one cared who I was till I put on the mass."
Banger comment
😂😂
Let it be crystal clear; just because you are big, you DO NOT get a CRINGE ALLOWANCE.
Non of this stuff is cool because you are big. You don’t get a pass because you’re big.
2:25 that dark web milk probably just store-bought whole milk witha splash of man juice
You know what else is cringe? The fact that you haven`t uploaded any more episodes of keys to the VIP
Every day I get mistaken for Philion, it's the hair 😂😂
Yeah I See It Ya Do Look Just Alike
LOL yeah ya'll are twins. 😆
Sure buddy 👌
No way actually?
Obviously 🙄
The fake breast milk bit reminds me of that news story about the camel pee seller guy in the middle east who cheated his customers by selling his own pee instead his camel's.
A spanish-speaking channel called Dross mentioned a similar cae, but, it was wine and camel's smegma.
Are two cases like this or we're messing something?
literally the only way people would've noticed is if his home was raided, or someone fuckin sniffed or fuckin tasted that shit and though "hmmm somethings a bit off here".
its funny you mention body builder chow at 10:50 because that just reminds me of that one /fit/ post of some guy buying monkey chow for budget gains 😂
I have to leave you a comment. I just wanted to say, been watching for years havent commented much. Truly appreciate your work, you have been doing a great job, thank you.
Loved this! Can we get part two? ❤
Thank you for the upload Phil. Can’t sleep due to stress!
love u phil, you always been a real one
Lmao I love this old school Phillion content so much. You kill me. Never stop keeping it real!!! You’re my last beacon of hope in this cringey world
It's been five years since I started to watch your Fitness Flop series.
BRUHHH!!! I swear from 4:20 to 5:55 was like that for me when i was trying to cancel my membership at In-Shape on the phone and i kept getting tossed around talking to 3 different people and one of them i “had to talk to” AGAIN! They noticed i was getting pissed i said “Ima drive to one closest there and cancel myself since yall think sh!ts funny”. Then the fükhead on the phone said “oh wait I see your name right here. Ill be able to cancel it for you no worries sorry about that sir”. Honestly they do that on purpose so you cant leave and even on there apps theres no way for you to cancel your membership either.
Videos like this are making me wanna get back into martial arts.
I’ve been waiting for thisssssssssssss!!!!!!
This video came exactly at the right time. I’ve been meaning to get back lifting weights but the amount of cringe this industry is riddled with puts me off.
Na bro! Go to gym! Lift some weight.. grab some headphones and zone in. Dont let others foolery stop u from working on ur health
“not everyone with long hair is me” ya i feel that if i dont get called jesus once a day something is wrong
2:14 Not the door handle casually at his shoulder hight in the mirror 😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe I’m at that point of age where I tell the new generation of lifters that the OG CZcams gym channels i watched were Hodgetwins, OmarIsuf, Furious Pete, Rich Piana….
The chicks nail tap on her supplements gave me the same vibes as the gym manager chewing gum 😂
This is everything i wanted, i was hoping youd react to gym cringe its just the worst
Now I know why I like your content so much, you’re a long islander, one of us one of us one of us.
Thank you Phil for the new vid
Love that through the years, no matter the content, you’ve always kept it real and been yourself. I remember seeing your content when I was younger and it was all fitness/natty related. Though I wasn’t as invested in my fitness then your personality and humor pulled me back. Happy to see the grinds paid off man!
Thank you Philion, I appreciate your third eye of truth.
Phil… when you described the gym manager being bald… “not even talking matte finish” The wheeze that exited my body…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Inching towards a million subs. Congrats on the trek. You've put the work in.
7:37 never let this woman EVER cook. I absolutely lost it when she put half a pharmacy in this concoction from hell💀
Please bring back fitness flop more consistently.
Love it
I had my mouth tape on like andy elliot told me to, and it came off bc I laughed so hard at this video
This is great commentary on weird shit in gyms. I don't understand what the guy with the biege rubber mask in the first short was trying to accomplish. The guy with Dark Knight Bane mask was just trying to show off, and it's so dumb.
Bro that employee that doesn’t terminate your membership hit tooooooo hard bro… gave me PTSD…. LIFETIME fitness locked me in for a year contract when I specifically said month to month. Turns out it was locked in for year no termination contract that only death/moving out of state can warrant it being terminated…. They do that same practice to discriminate you and brainwash you to maintain the payment so they can gym for free….
Lets go! Philion goes back to the gym content!
The jump scare I got when I saw my gym in one of these videos
Being a foreigner canceling gym is easy. I just tell them I’m going back to my country and closing all credit cards.
That girl said her hydration mix “k/lls nanotech” LMFAOOOOOO
That 405 squat was beautiful !!
Philion has no mercy! Love it!
11:50 Philion , did you cringe here? Or did u pop off😂😂😂😂
Defending Kev Strength, that was a halloween day thing 💀
“The same stock voice” 😂😂😂😂
Been lifting for 7 straight years. Gave pre-workout up 2 years in cut caffeine in half 4 years. Quit all of the social media immediately even though ive been told to compete in comps but i just lift for my peace of mind keeps me sane in a world of nonsense and weak silly people.
you know this is a vid about cringe bodybuilders right
@@kickinonbro wanted to contribute
Are you using meta irony rn
That hydration drink does nothing lol
Bro really bought a Bane cosplay mask and said “Yeah, I’m wearing this in public.”
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Only question I have is, how we get our inventory on the dark web. We got about couple gallons of breast milk n the freezer…looking to liquidate!
Fitness Arc is back Baby!
I gave up life after nearly a decade, took up Muay Thai for a year, got a medal, now a full time dad and my work outs are just hunting, hiking, climbing, carrying etc. i always think back and wish i never wasted time lifting
Back in my day, we would get in trouble for Horsing Around 🤣
I miss your documentaries, can you try making them at least once every two months
definitely make this a series
ad read loading bar is so goated
When the malls closed. Teens flocked to gyms from 3-8pm
The cancelling membership with the gym GM was like reliving a fever dream that’s actually happened multiple times.
My guy casually squatting my max from years ago. Ima start squating again now.
After all these years, Phillion is still one of those guys that I will always, and I mean always click when new video drops. That makes him one of two in my book. The other one is Coffezilla. BTW, to this date there has been no better colab than these two majestic gentleman.
LMAO WHO SAYS THAT? I never thought "that looks like phileon with estrogen" had me DYINGGGG
I know you’ve branched out into other areas but gym content is where you thrive man.
Would be good to see a revival of fitness flop. Yes we know they’re all on gear lol but the way you present the evidence is 👌🏾
Man. Hearing phill laugh out loud reminds me of the sunday sauce
I did gymnastics from the age of 6 to 11 and that's all the working out I'll ever do, broken arm (check), dancer's foot (check), concussions (check), eating disorders (major check), with that said I'm now living comfortly in my body. Good luck to all those that are into it though, stay fit ig or whatever.
fitness industry about to give us all eating disorders and body dismorphia
Nothing new about that been happening for centuries decades.
As a former LA fitness manager( I was 19) I made it off selling the cheapest memberships possible in bulk because the initial fees are bullshit and I refused to act like my bald 38 year old peers 😂
The bane one took me out I'm dieing of laughing
"I would rather watch a marvel movie than to take pre-workout." Brother, I felt thatttttt.
PHILION GYM CONTENT AGAIN RAHHHHHH
Philion dude, you are the man I trust, do those Manscape products for beard really work or you just say it cause you get paid ?
2:29 Wow my guy likes to listen to some dungeon synth 😂
Lifting was the easiest part of MMA training, cardio consistently made me break in a cold sweat when I heard the word
100% accurate on the LA Fitness comparison.
Waited for this typa series to comeback for so long!!! LFG!!!! 🔥🔥
I only use Photoshop
I'm reminded of "All The Food Is Poison" from Tim & Eric.
Most of these stereotypes are really just stereotypes, lady boy here seems to take these stereotypes too seriously. In my experience gym employees are chill asf and aren't scumbags.
Philion's wit is supraphysiological
The Caelid reference 😂😂
LET'S GO PHILIONNNNNNNNNNN
Have we been getting more Philion content or has the algorithm been especially generous to me lately?
I actually have keys to the high school gym that I work at - it’s barebones but it works.
More of this please
5:36 DUDE that bald guy has a filter on HIS BALD AS HEAD!!! 💀💀
Oh shit I didn't know Philion was from Long Island! 😀 Northshore or Southshore, if you are comfortable?
You know I was actually thinking about making a chow for weight lifters last week. I would call them “Gorilla Biscuits” and the logo would be a Silver back lowand Gorilla on a leash and collar. You think that would sell guys?
There's dudes buying legit gorilla chow from zoos.
boys grab the wheaties, phil just cooked up a new series
Bro that gym manager asking why you want to cancel is so accurate 😂
This happened to me.
I had called this commercial gym I used to go to and told them I wanted to cancel my membership. He asked me in an angry, uptight tone why I wanted to cancel. I told him “because I want to”. He then got noticeably angry just through his tone. He then asked me to come in to the gym to sign some paper explaining why I wanted to cancel my membership. I remember thinking to myself “why the f*ck do you care it’s not even your gym”. I told him I’m not driving in to the gym just to sign some paper then I hung up the phone.
pre work outs are fkn scam
Coffee exists and its the best you can get.
The one that Kali said - the one where he made some pre workout mixing coffee powder and stale cola, that is more effective than any commercial and expensive pre workout
12:25 Bro has the Scarlet Rot 🤣🤣🤣