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  • @Philion
    @Philion  Před 9 měsíci +60

    Get 50% off your first order of CookUnity meals - go to cookunity.com/philion50 and use my code PHILION50 at checkout to try them out for yourself! Thanks to CookUnity for sponsoring this video!

    • @YouTube_is_full_of_trolls
      @YouTube_is_full_of_trolls Před 9 měsíci +3

      This is for twelve year old kids.
      People who believe these guys have something wrong with them.

    • @YouTube_is_full_of_trolls
      @YouTube_is_full_of_trolls Před 9 měsíci

      He bought those subscribers. That's how that part happens.
      CZcams doesn't care anymore about buying views.
      They'll maybe take 10% away. That's the experience I've seen on the dozens of channels who have tested these facts

    • @radicaledwards3449
      @radicaledwards3449 Před 9 měsíci +3

      You're on the path to suck Cess😂😂! Tell him I said hi

    • @larrybird2003
      @larrybird2003 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Mannnn stop f#!kin around Phil!! Where the mini docs? At this point im willing to sell my cat and cashapp you all the profit

    • @YouTube_is_full_of_trolls
      @YouTube_is_full_of_trolls Před 9 měsíci +2

      @larrybird2003 Wow, how edgy dude, so cool...

  • @CrimeaRiver
    @CrimeaRiver Před 8 měsíci +170

    "Honey, can I have a hug?"
    "Absolutely. Tomorrow. Between 7 and 8 am."

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 Před 3 měsíci +3

      "No, at that time I'm bleeding into a viral to check my electrolytes".

    • @Smellyfinger21569
      @Smellyfinger21569 Před 3 měsíci

      @@backalleycqc4790does scamming mothers out of welfare checks fit into the schedule around 10:20 to 11:35 am?

    • @puffles5535
      @puffles5535 Před 14 dny +2

      lol.

  • @28carter
    @28carter Před 9 měsíci +2697

    Going from dead sleep to an audio book at double speed for 20 minutes every morning might be what is wrong with him now.

    • @saturationstation1446
      @saturationstation1446 Před 9 měsíci

      i bet dude only moves his body a total of 5 times per day and thats only when he needs to wipe his bum so he dont have to feel homosexual making someone else do it. but he makes people hold his donger when he pees and makes other people brush his teeth so he can spend every calorie possible on staring at and thinking about himself

    • @leeroy14r60
      @leeroy14r60 Před 9 měsíci +20

      💀

    • @ivareskesner2019
      @ivareskesner2019 Před 9 měsíci +230

      I doubt even one tenth of the stuff he said is true. He's trying to sell himself as this ultra eccentric, optimally tuned wünder human. This is all to build a brand and sell a product. He's probably got some subscription mentorships on the ready. Our buddy here is what you call a bullshit ninja.

    • @xSTTS
      @xSTTS Před 9 měsíci +31

      I’m a spanish literature major and i have begun my mornings that way for three years and yk what, i am crazier lol

    • @TimeWaster_Elite
      @TimeWaster_Elite Před 9 měsíci +21

      I kinda feel sorry for this guy. This can't be healthy and any person who is this neurotic has to feel that. If this guy is actually happy, then good for him, but I would be shocked to hear it.

  • @omer-sela-rothenberg
    @omer-sela-rothenberg Před 9 měsíci +222

    I love how he believes he is balancing his hormones and building his best body while constantly being on the verge of passing out

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 Před 9 měsíci

      And he eats like a bird during meal time, but shovels mountains of junk food down his gullet just to reach his minimum calorie count to function. If you are gonna do all this shit with your hormone regulation, why follow it up with a horrendous beyond belief diet? I can’t imagine he takes good shits after eating a whole pack of rice cakes.

    • @SvenskSork
      @SvenskSork Před 8 měsíci +7

      Haha yeah sounds more like health issues to me🤣

    • @dahliacheung6020
      @dahliacheung6020 Před 21 dnem

      @@SvenskSork
      He's in straight up eating disorder territory. There's no reason why his diet- even on a cut- needs to consist of refined carbs (seemingly white rice only?), chicken for protein, and natural and artificial flavorings...
      If he's eating 25 of those 50 calorie rice cakes a day, that's 1,250 calories that could be going into a variety of different healthy fats, proteins, and carbs (including fruits and vegetables so that he's not shitting literal bricks).
      There is absolutely no way he's shared his daily routine of being constantly on the verge of passing out, and staving off collapse with a consistent top up of rice cakes, with his doctor and received a, "Sounds great man, your doing fantastic!" For fucks sake he eats like a 1990's ballerina. Dude needs a dietician and a psychologist.

    • @mikelovesbacon
      @mikelovesbacon Před 14 dny

      Yeah he needs carbs to raise his blood sugar to avoid feeling faint. Why? Because he’s taking diabetic medication that’s crashing his blood sugar to problematic levels 😂

  • @jordenshaw6338
    @jordenshaw6338 Před 9 měsíci +418

    This dude is prime example of a guy that's had everything given to him, and no one has ever told him he's full of crap. The sleep and morning routine alone... he probably did that one time for 1/2 a week.

    • @gxtmfa
      @gxtmfa Před 9 měsíci +32

      I’m not convinced he actually has money and that this isn’t a ploy.

    • @onradioactivewaves
      @onradioactivewaves Před 9 měsíci +10

      ​@@gxtmfahe says it all at the end of the video. He's trying to be a mentor to people who have money so he can get some of theirs.

    • @SvenskSork
      @SvenskSork Před 8 měsíci +5

      Yepp its all complete BS and I would challenge anyone to prove me wrong 🤣

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 Před 3 měsíci +1

      "All right! All right! All right! I'm lying!! I eat at KFC for every meal, STOPTHEINTERVIEWINEEDABIGMAC!!!"

  • @missinterpretation4984
    @missinterpretation4984 Před 9 měsíci +1179

    This guy looks like he gives his employees and kids eye contact as a reward for a job well done.

  • @DeeKay84
    @DeeKay84 Před 9 měsíci +1057

    This guy has a special morning technique. It's called lying.

    • @brettrossi034
      @brettrossi034 Před 9 měsíci +43

      And HGH, can't forget the HGH

    • @davecom3
      @davecom3 Před 9 měsíci +46

      It's the Mark Wahlberg routine. Sleep very little, take TRT and HGH, complete a terrible workout (while wearing gloves), have a day of little to no stress because you're wealthy enough it doesn't matter, pray and tell everyone you pray, before going to sleep for a few hours, rinse/repeat

    • @cynthiadetox8300
      @cynthiadetox8300 Před 9 měsíci +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SheenaWilson92
      @SheenaWilson92 Před 9 měsíci +4

      😂

    • @NotUrDJ
      @NotUrDJ Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@davecom3at least he has accomplished something in life unlike this guy who's def a hedge fund baby

  • @HighFightIQ
    @HighFightIQ Před 9 měsíci +66

    I watched this video on 2x speed in the shower while doing farmers walks with 50lb dumbbells on an incline elliptical with a weight vest while also eating 7 minutes of chicken and rice cakes.

    • @gibbsm
      @gibbsm Před 3 měsíci +7

      try "Fish and a rice cake", for at least 8 mins of food.

    • @theforce5191
      @theforce5191 Před 17 dny +1

      You, sir, are impressive. I can't do that

  • @poolboyinla
    @poolboyinla Před 9 měsíci +43

    As a father, if I had that much money, I would just retire and spend time with my kids which would be a better investment than trying to turn millions into trillions. It makes no sense to me that more money would be more fulfilling that spending time with your kids.

    • @gio.3627
      @gio.3627 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Yup what’s the whole point of having children if your not gonna be there most of the time

  • @Hip-Gnosis1134
    @Hip-Gnosis1134 Před 9 měsíci +1034

    This guy is a prime example of “well yup, those were words”

    • @DaveFromVh1
      @DaveFromVh1 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Ewwwww that’s BAD humor!!! 👎

    • @zuglymonster
      @zuglymonster Před 9 měsíci +46

      When he said "we go into the creation room and proactively focus on the whatever in our lives that haven't manifested yet" I had the exact same thought.
      What does that even MEAN??? If some one said "I sit around and think about all of the stuff I want but don't have yet" they'd say they were pathetic, but proactively focus on what you want to manifest is some amazing life changing thing??

    • @elijahpiere5324
      @elijahpiere5324 Před 9 měsíci +22

      @@zuglymonsterlol, it’s called “double speak.” That guy could be a politician if he really wanted to

    • @DkK-dd6gt
      @DkK-dd6gt Před 9 měsíci +4

      Someone say Prime? You need a prime, bro?

    • @ai_robozen
      @ai_robozen Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@elijahpiere5324is that what it is.. 🤔

  • @DodgaOfficial
    @DodgaOfficial Před 9 měsíci +1026

    Imagine being this guys kids, even playtime is optimized for the maximum "fun" possible in twenty minutes before you're shipped off to a dual violin/engineering lesson, followed up by mma training. You then are treated to a half an hour of life lessons with your dad before you have a meeting with the image consultant.

  • @Dodgerzden
    @Dodgerzden Před 9 měsíci +108

    The saddest part of this story is the thousands or millions of people, probably mostly young people, who admire and are impressed by him and feel depressed that they can't keep up with him.

    • @popcornsodamachine6121
      @popcornsodamachine6121 Před 9 měsíci +9

      I mean, dude can't pull more than a few thousand views so I guess he's not really impressing many people.

    • @Dodgerzden
      @Dodgerzden Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@popcornsodamachine6121 True. But there are so many other "influencers" just like him that people are wasting their time on. In fact, he probably got his ideas from other influencers.

    • @Roberto-ie6hk
      @Roberto-ie6hk Před 8 měsíci

      The irony is he was one of those sad, delusional children aspiring for greatness himself not too long ago. I remember seeing this guy on Twitter 2 or 3 years ago posting in various motivational self-help style circles, mainly ex real-estate agents like himself aspiring to be the next Gary Vee. I specifically found him through Neel Home posts. The dude would post these little motivational pieces and get no engagement and I felt bad for him. I would literally be the only one to like his posts/comments sometimes. It’s crazy to think that must have gone to his head. I remember him getting more and more desperate for attention on there with making more and more posts, and eventually trying to market his Real Estate guide e-book which got no traction in any thread he hijacked. I feel sorry for him. Yes he has internalised the self-help teachings he read and shared with the ether for so many years, but at some point he’s become seemingly frustrated from all his meaningless, unproductive action-faking that he yolo’d his chance at greatness through creating a false social media facade that clearly hasn’t hit the right note with people. This guy is not rich. He’s a lowly grifter trying to fake it until he makes it. If we’re being real this guys aspirations are to be a thousandaire not a trillionaire in his lifetime, at least with the road he’s going down now. It’s been fascinating to watch this guys evolution nevertheless lol

  • @om3g4z3r0
    @om3g4z3r0 Před 9 měsíci +16

    This dude is listening to books being narrated by Alvin and the chimpmunks.

  • @thephilosopher7173
    @thephilosopher7173 Před 9 měsíci +274

    He's on the cusp of saying "When Mercury goes into retrograde and Jupiter is angled69 degrees away from neptune, I then begin my workout with lateral push-ups, facing south approximately when the twilight of the sun bathes my triceps for peak and optimal performance."

    • @TurkishToprak
      @TurkishToprak Před 9 měsíci +12

      Underrated comment as fuck

    • @shamanic_nostalgia
      @shamanic_nostalgia Před 9 měsíci +11

      Yeah I love how he's incorporating some law of attraction lingo into his schtick

    • @MikeBarbarossa
      @MikeBarbarossa Před 9 měsíci

      Followed by a alkaline water colonic at exactly 8.3PH

    • @stevenishizu2645
      @stevenishizu2645 Před 9 měsíci +4

      No cause those people are more genuine than him

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@stevenishizu2645This guy is a lying jackass and grifter, but let's not paint the astrology nuts in a better light.

  • @nbassasin8092
    @nbassasin8092 Před 9 měsíci +516

    Phillions always been very good with words and phrasing his thoughts, but the "this guy is speedrunning a soulles existance" might be my favourite sentence Ive heard from him. It fits 99% of these pseudo hustler alphas

    • @jdubbleu1011
      @jdubbleu1011 Před 9 měsíci +14

      Bang on the money. Philion is brilliant. Such a great sentence to sum the psychopath up.

    • @Jasoslty
      @Jasoslty Před 9 měsíci +5

      It’s a matter of perspective tbh. In no way am I supporting this “lifestyle”, but from his perspective, he probably feels fulfilled. It’s easy to judge from the outside looking in. But yeah he’s still crazy 😂

    • @NotADuncon
      @NotADuncon Před 9 měsíci +18

      he's also lying. 4h of sleep when you also do a lot of training would turn his brain into mush after a relatively short time. I would know I did it though not of my own choice. I tried training while I was having sleep issues.

    • @Matt-zp4oc
      @Matt-zp4oc Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@NotADuncon Yeah but did you cycle HGH and semaglutide tho? Level up bro

    • @btw-3006
      @btw-3006 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@NotADuncon It's hard to function on 4 hours of sleep even if you are doing zero physical activity. I could not imagine doing intense training on 4 hours of sleep.

  • @jodrizzly1766
    @jodrizzly1766 Před 9 měsíci +57

    I want people like this to do their morning routines on live for a couple of weeks and prove the BS they push.

  • @WishAAAProductions
    @WishAAAProductions Před 9 měsíci +42

    I was wrongly medicated by therapists for depression for 5 months and slept 2-3 hours a night for the whole period. The therapists thought I was exaggerating the whole time so I wasn’t taken seriously and told me the sideeffects would most likely stop after 6 months. So I tried to pull through, but towards the end my body was in such a bad state, that sometimes it wouldn’t be able to move and I would just lie down on my kitchen floor not being able to move, but my brain just wouldn’t turn off and keep me awake. I finally went to a doctor and he said I had to stop immediatly on the medicine, because I was VERY close to dying. He saved my life and the therapists never got in trouble, because they said I was feeding them wrong information on my situation. I didn’t even have depression. I had schizofrenia with a lot of negative symptoms and some form of antidepressant are very dangerous to take with that diagnosis. I was a zombie, not being able to function AT ALL, and seeing this guy saying he can train hard 2 hours a day on 4 hours of sleep infuriates me, because it’s so dangerous to promote..

    • @nahhhbruhhh
      @nahhhbruhhh Před 9 měsíci +10

      Sorry to hear you went through that journey, but glad it was rectified and you’re doing better

    • @WishAAAProductions
      @WishAAAProductions Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@nahhhbruhhh Thanks!

    • @longdrums
      @longdrums Před 9 měsíci +5

      I feel you on being wrongly diagnosed and medicated. Anti-depressants can be really bad for people with schizo/manic illnesses. I had my first (and only) acute psychotic episode whilst taking Sertraline. Started doing much better once I got off the SSRIs and onto mood stabilisers/antipsychotics.

    • @WishAAAProductions
      @WishAAAProductions Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@daminox Therapist is the general term we use for general therapy professionals in my country. Everything from a psychotherapist to a psychiatrist. It was a psychiatrist and in my country you have to do medical school first and then study psychiatry for 2-3 years to become a psychiatrist. So they both prescribe and provide therapy sessions.
      It's generally only hospital and some institutional psychiatrists who does not provide therapy from where I'm from

    • @HangMrH
      @HangMrH Před 2 měsíci

      I slept 2/3 hours for the last 5 years, technically I had 6 hr sleep in between so I am still technically alive, I had to lie on bed all day or trying to fall sleep during commute, all my doctors know this none of the sleep med worked, my intelligence fell to abysmal and I am still recovering from it

  • @oatfarmer6501
    @oatfarmer6501 Před 9 měsíci +858

    Listening to a memeing 45 year old man-child explain how a private jet works is probably some of the worst content possible. You're a champion for making it palatable. Thanks for the video Philion.

    • @briandstephmoore4910
      @briandstephmoore4910 Před 9 měsíci +22

      Agree completely this trash is completely unwatchable on it's own. People need to learn not to idolize people they don't actually know in real life.

    • @DimRagga
      @DimRagga Před 9 měsíci +8

      I feel like Philion deserves a "Thank you for your service" for this one.

    • @isaiahthompkins6523
      @isaiahthompkins6523 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He’s memeing for sure, but what makes him a man-child?

    • @stephanclean5713
      @stephanclean5713 Před 8 měsíci +3

      And he's probably lying about his annual costs. Besides the pricetag of approximately $1.65m, a Falcon 50 annual budget is more than $2.1m if you fly 400h per year, $1.3m if you fly 200h per year.

  • @davidzucca2910
    @davidzucca2910 Před 9 měsíci +256

    As someone who has worked in private aviation for 15 years with the richest or rich people, this guy sounds like someone who has flown private once, and it was probably charter on that tiny ass plane he was taking pictures with.

    • @ng7177
      @ng7177 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Were you cabin crew? Or flight attendant as you say in America)
      Do I need commercial experience first before private?

    • @davidzucca2910
      @davidzucca2910 Před 9 měsíci

      @@ng7177 I was actually schedule & dispatch. Did all the international planning, customs paperwork, country permits.

    • @jmtexx
      @jmtexx Před 9 měsíci

      "I'm not sure who you are, but your claims don't seem credible to me."

    • @bringinthedope5929
      @bringinthedope5929 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@jmtexxwho said that?

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@jmtexxWho are you quoting?

  • @robertbeisert3315
    @robertbeisert3315 Před 9 měsíci +2

    My destiny is formed before 9am, too. If I hit 9am asleep, I'm late for work.

  • @Azazel47
    @Azazel47 Před 9 měsíci +9

    HGH and 4 hours of sleep a day sounds like the best speedrun strat for cardiac arrest.

  • @dontcare432523452
    @dontcare432523452 Před 9 měsíci +352

    Ah yes, meditation, that thing that notably works it's best when done in hyperspeed as part of a rigid schedule.

    • @BrataN02
      @BrataN02 Před 9 měsíci +30

      Meditation is good, but you do not need to do it so rigidly every day. Meditation is simply relaxing and being at peace. You can do it with a cup of coffee or a tea or you could do it like a monk. If you make meditation a part of your everyday schedule that you MUST do, then it is no longer a means to relax and work on your mental health, it is then a burden which will only damage you in the long run.

    • @w0ckhardtt
      @w0ckhardtt Před 9 měsíci +10

      hey thanks@@BrataN02 good insight, i've been struggling to do it but this makes it more palpable

    • @bltn7469
      @bltn7469 Před 9 měsíci +10

      ​@@BrataN02R/ wuh , Wuh , WOOSH !!!

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​​@@BrataN02I try to meditate everyday and afterwards I feel very peaceful and mellow not aggressive like this guy. I also don't have a set schedule, if can I can find a moment to do it in the morning, am good. I can even do it on my train ride to work or in the evening after my shower before bed. Meditation IMO is taking a few minutes to relax your mind and quiet your thoughts in the midst of the chaos all around...to just be calm and present.

    • @joew2450
      @joew2450 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Exactly and even though there isn't a "wrong" way to meditate..he still seems to be fucking it up in his egotistical, materialistic, shallow, vain, thrashing attempts to control everything around him in excruciating detail.

  • @Axolotlian
    @Axolotlian Před 9 měsíci +142

    I watched this whole video in 2 seconds. Now im ready to overdose on my homemade pharmacy and powerlift my wife with gratitude.

    • @teem7303
      @teem7303 Před 9 měsíci +3

      😂

    • @treasuredcollectibles
      @treasuredcollectibles Před 9 měsíci

      just another roided narcissist who defrauded millions in crypto schemes parading a holier than thou narrative around pretending that he built his own value

    • @nahhhbruhhh
      @nahhhbruhhh Před 9 měsíci +3

      This was good lol

    • @ansulibasumatary512
      @ansulibasumatary512 Před 9 měsíci

      I laughed too hard! 😂😂😂

  • @caleblucerovocals
    @caleblucerovocals Před 9 měsíci +6

    “I don’t drive so I don’t kill people” BRO WHAT

  • @Trav81888
    @Trav81888 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Why do I feel like he fell behind in his jet payments 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac Před 9 měsíci +100

    “My destiny is formed before 9am” I hate everything about that statement.

    • @dahliacheung6020
      @dahliacheung6020 Před 21 dnem +2

      Also "I don't drive so I don't kill people."
      Uh... Is that because you're always on the verge of passing out from low blood sugar or about to fall asleep due to convincing yourself that four hours a night is peak thriving?

    • @mccabessupplementsandgym3913
      @mccabessupplementsandgym3913 Před 7 dny

      ​@@dahliacheung6020😂😂😂

  • @Kepesk
    @Kepesk Před 9 měsíci +200

    Why do people think that setting your entire life to a rigid schedule is the key to happiness?

    • @diogovieira3362
      @diogovieira3362 Před 9 měsíci +96

      BECAUSE GRIND, MONEY, BUYING HOUSES, MUSCLES, RICE CAKES, AAAAAAAAAA

    • @DkK-dd6gt
      @DkK-dd6gt Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@diogovieira3362don't forget a solid hr w ur "loyal" wifey in the creation room bro. Gotta juice out, daily.. or the whole systems fucked.

    • @samueljones3668
      @samueljones3668 Před 9 měsíci

      There's being responsible and disciplined about your time management planning what you do and meeting goals is pretty fulfilling rather than just drifting throughout doing whatever.
      This motherfucker is taking shit to the extreme though and is clearly lying.

    • @BrataN02
      @BrataN02 Před 9 měsíci

      Precisely. Then we might aswell be machines, programmed to do what we are told. Wait a goddamn minute.

    • @a1gamez262
      @a1gamez262 Před 9 měsíci

      Your testosterone aint high enough talking like that lil boi

  • @JordanWardOfficial
    @JordanWardOfficial Před 8 měsíci +2

    “Who thinks of food… in minutes” LOLLL

  • @t-mac1236
    @t-mac1236 Před 9 měsíci +19

    I was like this. Eventually I asked myself “y ru gae?”
    when I did 11-4 sleep schedule and worked out twice I thought I was being healthy and productive. Instead I was purposely draining myself and making myself much more tired, anxious and angry.
    Definitely get more than 5 hours of sleep. Preferably 8-9 hours. That’s one thing these “grindset” set people don’t get and worse preach to unsuspecting shmucks like me. Only mutants like Jocko Wilink are immune to sleep deprivation or can overcome it

  • @THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER
    @THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER Před 9 měsíci +85

    I swear he’s just telling you what type of employee he wants for his company
    4 hours of sleep
    1 hour for the kids
    2 hours for personal care and lunch and wife
    The other 17 hours should be spent in my company 💀

    • @markambrose66
      @markambrose66 Před 9 měsíci +2

      💯😂😂😂

    • @TheSupart91
      @TheSupart91 Před 9 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂🎯🎯

    • @poolboyinla
      @poolboyinla Před 9 měsíci +18

      As a father, if I had that much money, I would just retire and spend time with my kids which would be a better investment than trying to turn millions into trillions. It makes no sense to me that more money would be more fulfilling that spending time with your kids.

    • @Mentocthemindtaker
      @Mentocthemindtaker Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@poolboyinla Absolutely. You nailed the biggest problem with people like this; they are so self-absorbed and deluded with their own "success" they fail at life. Failure as a husband, father and as a productive member of society. He contributes _literally nothing._ And yet these are the people that we hold up as "success stories".

    • @aprinceofearthsea4875
      @aprinceofearthsea4875 Před 9 měsíci

      They believe because they delusionally believe that they themselves put that time into their "company" that their employees should have the same dedication.
      What they really mean is, "I spend a lot of my time trying to make myself more money and to make my life more luxurious, and as I hired you I expect you to be just as dedicated to increasing my personal fortune."

  • @nebufabu
    @nebufabu Před 9 měsíci +154

    Makes detailed schedule forr every day of his life and follows it down to a minute. Complains how "structured" the world is when flying commercial. "Genius" at work right there.

    • @unrulybxite
      @unrulybxite Před 9 měsíci

      ​@ch-yq5ynNah, the meat munching is crazy bro. Wipe your mouth 🤢

    • @pure_leaf7331
      @pure_leaf7331 Před 9 měsíci

      @ch-yq5yni don’t run my day

    • @MonicaDG
      @MonicaDG Před 9 měsíci

      @ch-yq5ynlol I’ve attempted scheduling my days to the minute which didn’t work in the long term AT ALL. It also contributed to my need to be productive and tick everything off or else I wouldn’t feel successful in my life. I’ve always been a “to do list” person and now I do it in a healthier way where I plan and write down everything I need to do day-by-day for an entire week or two weeks. I’m still a bit more obsessive with scheduling than the average person but it really works for me to keep me on track and organize myself. This has been a much more effective way to plan than scheduling my day minute-by-minute. I have a 4.0 in grad school for my masters degree and working towards getting my PhD. I understand the importance and necessity of being disciplined but his lifestyle is completely unsustainable for 99.9% of the population.

    • @carlahaiduk1878
      @carlahaiduk1878 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@ch-yq5yn he runs an MLM .. He destroys lives. I teach teenagers a new language. I am not neurotic. This guy is lying and running away from emotional trauma that he thinks money can treat. Plus: works MLM

    • @gabe_owner
      @gabe_owner Před 9 měsíci +14

      ​@ch-yq5yn damn i guess i need to be president to criticize joe biden 😰😰

  • @sci8
    @sci8 Před 9 měsíci +3

    If this is what money does to you, I'd rather be broke.

  • @jonkluth
    @jonkluth Před 9 měsíci +4

    I followed his morning routine for a week and I fell asleep behind the wheel crashed my car and then lost my job

    • @nick_t7467
      @nick_t7467 Před 4 měsíci +1

      See how much you got done following his routine? That's like three things!

  • @nomercy8989
    @nomercy8989 Před 9 měsíci +374

    We truly are living in Idiocracy when people like this not only are famous but also rich.

    • @scozzbaggs9224
      @scozzbaggs9224 Před 9 měsíci +73

      I'm not convinced he is either

    • @hieloz
      @hieloz Před 9 měsíci +3

      Not uncommon that Famous & Rich they go hand in hand.. eventually anywau

    • @CallMeMrAnderson
      @CallMeMrAnderson Před 9 měsíci +31

      Rich and famous solely because idiots believe them and buy their "guides".. and the cycle repeats. It's absurd.

    • @IL_Bgentyl
      @IL_Bgentyl Před 9 měsíci +34

      A lot of todays game is just being a good liar.

    • @brutalasbucs9719
      @brutalasbucs9719 Před 9 měsíci +22

      I think we are living in an idiocracy because people actually believe this guy is rich or famous 😅

  • @guyincognito8437
    @guyincognito8437 Před 9 měsíci +447

    This might be my favourite lunatic this year. Excellent work, Philion.

    • @emilyau8023
      @emilyau8023 Před 9 měsíci

      He reminds me of the character from Glass Onion

    • @sam7259
      @sam7259 Před 9 měsíci +2

      There's some truth to what he says. Those flavored quaker rice cakes he mentioned are delicious. Better off eaten as a treat that won't make you fat though.

    • @spectormaze5740
      @spectormaze5740 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Nah it's got to be the guy who requires his employees to have a six pack abs. 😂 but this guy is a close second

  • @apanmarius
    @apanmarius Před 8 měsíci +3

    5:50 the dude basically lives his life like he's in the movie "in time" only instead of time it's rice cakes.

  • @drewdailey1594
    @drewdailey1594 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Philion never fails to make me laugh. “He’s not like a coal fire tank engine where we have to shovel sh** in or we die” 😂😂😂

  • @brockobama4408
    @brockobama4408 Před 9 měsíci +174

    Buying a house a day isn't a bad idea. It's like the answer has been right in front of us all this time and we just needed the right person to share their wisdom

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg Před 9 měsíci +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mr.InbetweenFX
      @Mr.InbetweenFX Před 9 měsíci +11

      I think we should’ve known that private jets could make our lives a breeze. We’ve all been wasting our time flying on those public transport planes to Little St James island.

    • @treasuredcollectibles
      @treasuredcollectibles Před 9 měsíci +12

      money is no issue when you defraud millions in crypto schemes

    • @azuresonic69
      @azuresonic69 Před 9 měsíci

      Sure. Who the fuck can afford that?

  • @rufusblue8044
    @rufusblue8044 Před 9 měsíci +223

    You can see the unhappiness in him. Like no one that knows him likes him and are hovering around for his collapse

    • @Pemulis1
      @Pemulis1 Před 9 měsíci +29

      I don't think it's unhappiness - I think it's psychosis.

    • @morganmore6
      @morganmore6 Před 9 měsíci +4

      No I don't see that.. that all you mad about some stranger's 😂 online life...

    • @Mr.InbetweenFX
      @Mr.InbetweenFX Před 9 měsíci

      @@morganmore6I don’t anyone is jealous here, I think they’re angry that some con man is lying through his teeth trying to sell a lifestyle that doesn’t exist without Human Growth Hormone and Dopamine agonist drugs. He’s the Liver King of fake rich people, and people can’t see him for the con he is.

    • @Mentocthemindtaker
      @Mentocthemindtaker Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@morganmore6 The fact that you're not mad that people like this are considered "successful" according to the metric of our society is concerning.

    • @sp123
      @sp123 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@Mentocthemindtakerthe content is aspirational, the issue is people who don't aspire to be like him and hate watch anyways

  • @Crazy09starkillor
    @Crazy09starkillor Před měsícem +1

    Says he meditates, proceeds to describe the complete opposite of meditation

  • @krisjanisfreimanis8210
    @krisjanisfreimanis8210 Před 9 měsíci

    That advertisment loading bar that you put right below is a great move, Phil👍

  • @TocoaPuffs
    @TocoaPuffs Před 9 měsíci +36

    "I'm on steroids and I plan on living to be 140 years old"
    Dude doesn't understand health

  • @bhante1345
    @bhante1345 Před 9 měsíci +25

    He has his wife on the treadmill at 4am so he can generate enough electricity to offset the cost of running his fridge.

  • @Centipede_Solaire
    @Centipede_Solaire Před 9 měsíci +1

    these will always be my favorite videos from you. nothing like a good old fashion phillion roast

  • @nevereverforever0010-uf9su
    @nevereverforever0010-uf9su Před 9 měsíci

    LOL when u said UTAH The same UH OH MORMON bell went off bahahahhahahh

  • @666mojo999
    @666mojo999 Před 9 měsíci +38

    Salt Lake City + Mormonism + Prescription Drugs - Acohol = MLM Heaven

  • @throwawayaccount4008
    @throwawayaccount4008 Před 9 měsíci +83

    I wish I could afford to be this delusional

  • @MrCallumpiper123
    @MrCallumpiper123 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "If I was part of this family, I am offing myself"! My thoughts exactly Philion. Well played Sir 😂

    • @poolboyinla
      @poolboyinla Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah, their dad cares more about money and internet fame than his kids.

  • @yoseflew4783
    @yoseflew4783 Před 9 měsíci +3

    this guy is the epitome of the guy the makes a full structured list of his day down to the min and always depressed bec he missed one thing

  • @jamestheheel
    @jamestheheel Před 9 měsíci +209

    Phil has been clawing his way up the mountain to a million subs for so long, so pumped to see him hit 900K, fully deserves this success

    • @jdubbleu1011
      @jdubbleu1011 Před 9 měsíci +3

      So glad I stumbled upon Philion. He will easily surpass 1mil with his hot takes.

    • @strangeadv4977
      @strangeadv4977 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Tokyo drift engaged 🤘 Can't wait for the 1 mil moment

    • @Magnusfication
      @Magnusfication Před 9 měsíci +3

      Tokyo drifting to 1 million subs!

    • @stevem7982
      @stevem7982 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Thomas The Polar Tank Engine Expressing it!

    • @MrUKChronic
      @MrUKChronic Před 9 měsíci +6

      Came across him randomly years ago with the fake natty content and never left. Always putting out quality entertainment he really deserves 1 mill.

  • @cricket12ish
    @cricket12ish Před 9 měsíci +79

    Until I see receipts I ain't believing a word this guy is saying

    • @gibbsm
      @gibbsm Před 3 měsíci

      right, he only has a Dassault Falcon 50 ($3.5m isn't that much for a jet, must be old). I mean it's a sweet plane, but it's not baller status plane.

  • @Yaboygettinfit
    @Yaboygettinfit Před 9 měsíci +3

    Knowing that a single rice cake gets him 8-13 minutes of energy is crazy 😂

  • @amsterdamgraham8278
    @amsterdamgraham8278 Před 6 měsíci

    😂😭 this channel was on my recommended and it’s one of my favorites already. I gotta watch more videos 🍿

  • @golderzoa
    @golderzoa Před 9 měsíci +103

    this man is high on his own Narcissism good video as always Phillion!

    • @diogovieira3362
      @diogovieira3362 Před 9 měsíci +8

      he huffs his own farts, farts them out again, and then huffs whatever remains of the previous gasses he still manages to exhale, along with his meditation and while consuming copious ammounts of rice cakes

    • @DkK-dd6gt
      @DkK-dd6gt Před 9 měsíci +7

      He snorts the remaining rice cake dust left over in the bags once he smashes em.

    • @dendrien
      @dendrien Před 9 měsíci

      it is a mix of narcissism and delusion with a sprinkle of theft and likely fraud.

  • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
    @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Před 9 měsíci +44

    Dude did that morning routine for a week but he tells people he does it every day

    • @snipes503
      @snipes503 Před 9 měsíci +8

      It sucks because I've been preaching having a solid morning routine recently simply because it helped me get out of a bit of a funk recently. I hate that these clowns make it sound so cringe.

    • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
      @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@snipes503 yea these guys are so cringe I'm actively sabotaging my own life in spite of them

  • @dantidote
    @dantidote Před 9 měsíci

    The sound during the food ad sounds like some sort of Terminator stuff.
    And I love it.

  • @rubenalvarez6830
    @rubenalvarez6830 Před 9 měsíci

    Great video Philion!!! Love to see it!!

  • @TofuRabbit
    @TofuRabbit Před 9 měsíci +34

    "imagine that, all the money in the world and you're still GOOFY my guy" fucking killed me lmao

  • @shahinkeller2340
    @shahinkeller2340 Před 9 měsíci +43

    I'm aligning the pharmacy of my body watching this 4 doughnuts deep in bed. Who's winning now

    • @burritodog3634
      @burritodog3634 Před 9 měsíci +1

      well thats just sad in a different way

    • @Tendomcgoobin
      @Tendomcgoobin Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@burritodog3634 how is that sad? Sounds like my guy is living the dream

  • @corm1000
    @corm1000 Před 8 měsíci

    I agree 100% about what you said, about these MLM course sellers. They always tell you to get a mentor and they bash the school system. They're like school is for nerds mentors are for those who are street savvy.

  • @krisjanisfreimanis8210
    @krisjanisfreimanis8210 Před 9 měsíci

    That advertisment loading bar that you put right below is a great move, Phil gg

  • @bobbyhillthuglife
    @bobbyhillthuglife Před 9 měsíci +19

    There is roughly a 100% chance he doesn't do any of this and is just a nepo baby.

  • @jim0_o
    @jim0_o Před 9 měsíci +44

    This is the type of guy that thinks marketing can be creatively fulfilling.

  • @stunnaman9
    @stunnaman9 Před 9 měsíci

    I just started following you and youve gotta be one of the funniest creators especially in this realm

  • @idek1433
    @idek1433 Před 3 měsíci +2

    My opinion of rice cakes is that of family guy lmfao Peter just choking to death

  • @user-sk4ds1rg1z
    @user-sk4ds1rg1z Před 9 měsíci +17

    There is no way you're learning or understand ANYTHING from a book you listen to at double speed while doing something else.

  • @TocoaPuffs
    @TocoaPuffs Před 9 měsíci +17

    I like how you just skipped over the fact that he said he's cutting to 3% body fat as if that's possible even with steroids.

  • @darrellshoub7527
    @darrellshoub7527 Před 9 měsíci

    This my fave episode of Philion ever ///& so glad to have found him

  • @lucianogolden5969
    @lucianogolden5969 Před 9 měsíci

    One of the few channels I can actually say I watch every video start to finish just to damn funny

  • @veronicalysyj9023
    @veronicalysyj9023 Před 9 měsíci +32

    As a nurse... this man literally goes back and forth between HGH and ozempic/semaglutide multiple times a year... that is WILD. Also, his obsession with rice cakes sounds like orthorexia

    • @shinyumbreon696
      @shinyumbreon696 Před 8 měsíci +2

      That part really caught my attention. If he's screwing with his insulin levels and nearly passing out until he eats simple carbs like rice cakes--I dunno, maybe these two things are connected?!
      I don't believe he's actually on HGH either. I smell bullshit.

  • @RokSivante
    @RokSivante Před 9 měsíci +57

    Confession: I have honestly not been too happy with my life lately… but watching this guy just made me feel alot better about it 😹🙏😁

    • @plilp
      @plilp Před 9 měsíci +3

      What's wrong my man?

    • @sebbepersson6819
      @sebbepersson6819 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Hang in there and sit yourself down and write down some goals. Long term and short terms. Start thinking about how you are going to achieve them, and get to working on them. I know you can do it.

    • @plilp
      @plilp Před 9 měsíci +3

      Sebbe Persson that’s solid advice 👍🏼 listen to this guy

    • @anshuuu9708
      @anshuuu9708 Před 9 měsíci +4

      This comment thread about to be wholesome, thank you guys for existing and being so kind ❤

    • @RokSivante
      @RokSivante Před 9 měsíci

      @@plilp I suppose the answer would depend on perspective & context. From that of mind & ego… well, it’s been scrambling for a couple hours wondering how to respond with any accuracy shorter than a full-on dissertation, lol. From another higher vantage point, perhaps really nothing, withholding judgements - merely a matter of resistance to what is… not having yet embodied the “serenity to accept what cannot be changed,” some “midlife crisis” normalities and health challenges that’ve put brakes certain things, impatient with adjustments required to/at major life transitions. (A drastic oversimplification, but a general gist without getting into excessive details.) All while trusting “this too shall pass,” grateful for some significant blessings and knowing there’s more good ahead to come in due time.
      Tho seriously… having beat my head against the wall and hit long-term burnout overambitiously pushing myself to & past limits for a couple decades, watching this dude at the ‘pinnacle of his success’ provided a fantastic contrast to recognize how much I DON’T actually want all the huge “success” that once thought and do appreciate the slower pace and low-key phase I’m in at this time. As driven I once was and onboard with the whole hustle-culture program, dude’s life looks like it’d be my HELL at this point, as stoked he may be on it. LOL. Perhaps kinda content for the time being afterall - it’s all relative, really. 🤷‍♂️☯️😼
      🙏🍻

  • @wutdisLcet
    @wutdisLcet Před měsícem +1

    I wake up around 2pm, brush my teeth, after that is all unplanned

  • @Titlesorbust
    @Titlesorbust Před 9 měsíci

    I picture this guy getting out of bed in the morning like the beginning of American Dad.
    Actually the entire opening scene.

  • @foosmonkey
    @foosmonkey Před 9 měsíci +12

    “At 4:20…we’re doing an active meditation”
    Me too! 🍁 🚬😵‍💫

  • @ryanprince5824
    @ryanprince5824 Před 9 měsíci +35

    It's no friggin wonder kids are burning out looking at this garbage and thinking they have to aim for this kinda lifestyle. What he isn't mentioning (assuming what he's saying isn't heavily embellished) is the fact that to have such a frenetic routine you would have to be paying any number of support staff to do all the heavy lifting in the background. In other words, nobody who hasn't been born into extreme wealth can hope to be where he is by the age he's at.

    • @UnknownDino
      @UnknownDino Před 9 měsíci +4

      And he is lying. No need to have doubts on that. Just a mlm liver king here, nothing else. Like another commenter said, he is building a character to manipulate the fools that found out about the internet lately.

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg Před 9 měsíci +1

      I don't know about that but you may be right and You're missing something tho People like this didn't really accomplish things or had low self esteem early on in life and try to overcompensate by "productivity maximization" if thats what you call it

  • @TigerWoods707
    @TigerWoods707 Před 9 měsíci

    I think Phillion's getting better at this. More confident and he's talking his shit well. Good sense of humour

  • @RisingRecluse
    @RisingRecluse Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love the call back at 10:13.

  • @tomplazek8558
    @tomplazek8558 Před 9 měsíci +11

    You know what they say: Money talks but real wealth whispers

  • @DadDrums1015
    @DadDrums1015 Před 9 měsíci +61

    This guy gives me the biggest P.o.S. vibes. If I were in the room him I’d leave within 5 minutes and never look back.

  • @BeyondEducated
    @BeyondEducated Před 9 měsíci

    "Can we be real for a sec... This is how you die" LOL

  • @kubricksghost6058
    @kubricksghost6058 Před 9 měsíci

    HAHAHAH pls keep this series going!

  • @LeviathansGrotto
    @LeviathansGrotto Před 9 měsíci +22

    I'd rather live in a cockroach infested hellhole than meticulously plan my day by the damn minute

  • @MichaelLoweAttorney
    @MichaelLoweAttorney Před 9 měsíci +8

    My 12 yo son just informed me that a Falcon 50 can only do 539 mph

  • @jsurette7521
    @jsurette7521 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Never heard of that scammer but Phil got me howling here in the airport, people looking at me all nervous

  • @stoopidpants
    @stoopidpants Před 9 měsíci +1

    Love the pat on the back for "reading an audiobook at doublespeed". Guy is insufferable. Nice content as usual, Philion!

  • @chasecummings1529
    @chasecummings1529 Před 9 měsíci +28

    On a real note let’s get our boy Philion to 1 mil he’s been grinding and putting in exceptional work to not have reached that milestone by now, keep killing it bro!

  • @salvatoreocello
    @salvatoreocello Před 9 měsíci +25

    5:17 peak body builder
    This guy has won every single award trophy and certification

  • @constf03
    @constf03 Před 8 měsíci

    Its like hes in some sort of video game where he has a draining health bar so he has to constantly eat rice cakes to fill it up🤣🤣🤣

  • @JohnyPepperoni
    @JohnyPepperoni Před 9 měsíci

    love these videos, philion spitting fire

  • @CaptainIvanDanko
    @CaptainIvanDanko Před 9 měsíci +9

    This dude has never sniffed 3% body fat.

  • @flioink
    @flioink Před 9 měsíci +18

    Ah, yes - the Sigma Grindset: wake up at 2 am get a cold shower and then work for 36 hrs.
    Edit: This guy has cash on his table which makes him a confirmed clown.

  • @LVUFC
    @LVUFC Před 9 měsíci +1

    This dude just said I’m going to live to 140 years old whilst living in 4 hours sleep and pooping GH needles. Classic.

  • @Unknown-UpTown-Resident
    @Unknown-UpTown-Resident Před 4 měsíci

    "I serotonin THE brain" 🤣

  • @mileshe36
    @mileshe36 Před 9 měsíci +18

    It's like this man opened a dictionary at random pages for his buzzwords

  • @GUCCIPAPERPLATE
    @GUCCIPAPERPLATE Před 9 měsíci +5

    The rollout of bed, take a shit, brush your teeth, and beat your meat morning routine is peak performance 🗿🦍

  • @pedrowahlberg7875
    @pedrowahlberg7875 Před 9 měsíci

    This was one of the funniest and most entertaining videos I’ve come across on You tube😂

  • @zeroinblack7317
    @zeroinblack7317 Před 9 měsíci

    5 minutes in he is talking about fainting on a daily yeah dude is going to live along time 😂

  • @TheGreatMandalore
    @TheGreatMandalore Před 9 měsíci +25

    Philion, you can't do that to me man. The 10:20 "I don't drive so I don't k*ll people" made me choke on my salad and I almost died. I think it's your best episode this year

    • @TheRealRobertSpencer
      @TheRealRobertSpencer Před 9 měsíci +2

      Yeah bro basically every line he said got me ☠️☠️☠️

    • @thacrypt223
      @thacrypt223 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He is just a passenger to the killing🤣🤣🤣

    • @thacrypt223
      @thacrypt223 Před 9 měsíci

      I had to replay coz I couldnt believe my ears, then paused the video to find this comment or post it myself.

  • @whrlds
    @whrlds Před 9 měsíci +6

    This mf is talking about optimisation but is on steroids and gets 4 hours of sleep

  • @benjaming7325
    @benjaming7325 Před 9 měsíci

    "Who thinks of food in minutes " 😂