Many WR's have already been broken by people using Anabolics- especially in weight lifting c. They're just not recognized. It's sort of nutty to think people taking meds that are designed to enhance performance won't break records.
@@Alex-uc3yeHe’s suggesting that everyone is already on gear anyways, so no records will be broken. Which, we all know most professional athletes are on the juice.
@@Dave-dp6yg I don't disagree with most athletes probably being on something. But what they're currently using to beat the system doesn't compare with what's available. We don't see athletes like Mark McGuire or the Randy Savage competing today because they're a waking red flag. We're about to see super humans absolutely breaking records if Anabolics and HGH are on the table.
@@Gugnar678 I think for something to be considered a joke, baseline it has to be funny. I'm not familiar with this guy's videos but was literally anything he said funny to you? Even the actual jokes he was laying down weren't funny.
You know what? F it. Blast all the gear without taking pauses for blood tests, snort a line right before the competition and show us all what the human body is REALLY capable of. Kinda like dragster race. Who cares if the motor blows up on the first pass? You won!
I doubt Roid Ross would paint a peaceful scenery... "now with just a dash of paint on the tip of the brush we gently turn this mountain into a VOLCANO! F*CK you landscape, you're going to burn!"
*Doomsday lilypad. He's the one who wants floating libertarian "sea-steads". He has some weird eugenics-adjacent beliefs & he may want super-soldiers for Palantir, his company whose sole customer is the US government security/intelligence depts. He scares me, ngl.
"Because science is real, Pierce. Medicine is real. Technology is here." That also got a laugh out of me. Because yes, Dope-lympics Talking Head, those statements are true and have been for a long time by now.
Totally right, the "good" records won't be broken and viewer interest will disappear. Top athletes are already on everything that would help them along with the best training possible, they aren't going to be beaten
Nah, top athletes can ABSOLUTELY be on MORE gear. But no one who can be on their level will really be caught dead in this competition where everyone is advertised as juiced. So you'll mainly get juiceheads. Not top athletes. Probably. Who knows.
Exactly. The best of the best have top tier training, top tier DNA, experience competing at the highest level *and* PEDs. These people have... Just PEDs? And even so, the whole point of cheating is to not get caught. That's why so many people lose their minds over the Olympics- they aren't considering the edge these people have with the combo of genetic advantages and juice so they get their minds blown over what "normal humans" can do with the right training, talent, and dedication. Knowing everyone is boosted like a super soldier would probably make the average watcher a bit less impressed. It's like magic tricks; the illusion is the point.
When the guy said a small minority have cheated I laughed so hard 😂 entire Olympic teams have been caught and there’s tons of scandals yearly but yeah totally a small minority 😅
I’m very pro this for the exact reason that people might actually notice how despite all being on PEDs they aren’t consistently breaking Olympic records like they should.
Nah people will probably say how important training ethics is and how much harder those in olympics works... Trust me general public 100% believes professional athletes are clean.
I think instead of not testing at all, they should be even more focused on the testing and being open with the results. If the athletes are going to be doping, they should be comparing their cycles
You're way too young to know this, but SNL did the "All Drug Olympics", Kevin Nealon reporting and Phil Hartman rips his arms off to blood spurting stubs lifting a record-breaking clean and jerk. (Season 14, 1988)
Fake nattys have to cream themselves if this establishes itself. "Look, Usain Bolt holds the world record, and look, those enhanced athletes can't break his record. I am natty, so this shows you, that I'm just a natural freak with crazy genetics. Just like Usain Bolt"
You do know Usain was on drugs as well. He’s the only one in the top fastest times that has never tested positive. Yet Gatlin, Asafa, Yohan, Gay have all tested positive. He entered sprinting when there was several steroid scandals so the olympics needed a golden boy for sprinting to revive the sport. Bolt came breaking records left right and center in 2008/09. He was also charismatic. So he’ll be forever protected. He made millions for himself and others
@@asphetto I mean, I don't "know" it for sure, because I don't really know anything about sprinting, but I trust Philion enough, to assume his statements are true without me doing research myself. It was a sarcastic scenario which, let's be honest, probably happened just like this somewhere. Fake nattys use one of the biggest fake natty as an argument and justification.
That sounds like a death sentence, who ever competes in those Olympics can be sure he will NEVER get any other endorsement on the public eye whatsoever
You are naive and behind the times. There are bodybuilders and fitness influencers today that are open about their drug use, yet many are sponsored. If athletes are breaking world records and get world wide exposure, you can bet that there WILL be sponsor willing to pay.
@@StuntmanDanHemi Like I said you are behind the times. There are athletes that actually get sponsorships that partially or to a great degree pay their living expenses, and they are open about their drug use. Just because you don’t know about them doesn’t mean that they don’t exist. Public perception and acceptance of drug use has significantly shifted in the last 2 decades. Walk into a modern day gym and you’ll see dozens of people on steroids or on “TRT”. Look at women today and the way they dress (especially in a gym environment). 20-30 years ago, gyms were mostly frequented by men, and the few ladies that joined a gym used to cover themselves up a lot more. Walking around half naked would have been an outrage. Now it’s commonplace for women to wear the skimpiest outfits that they can find that leave nothing up to the imagination, and it’s accepted as being normal. Drug use is heading in the same direction. It’s by no means a great development, but that is just the way things are developing. The more drug use is normalized and accepted by the general public, the more sponsors will jump onboard.
@@jermaineayivoh8263 omfg you are still here?... 😂 look man I'm gona be honest, I don't care enough to even read your last response, I'm not gona sit here and argue with a grown ass dude that is defending peds just because you are on peds yourself, not my fault your natty gains weren't enough to get you the attention equivalent to your overcompensation issues lol. Your "new times" are gona be a phase at best, just like those 4 years when everyone thought being racist was socially acceptable again, just because of trump lol. This is the last time I acknowledge your existance, deuces ✌
@@jermaineayivoh8263 omfg you are still here?... 😂 look man I'm gona be honest, I don't care enough to even read your last response, I'm not gona sit here and argue with a grown dude that is defending peds just because you are on peds yourself, not my fault your natty gains weren't enough to get you the attention equivalent to your overcompensation issues lol. Your "new times" are gona be a phase at best, just like those 4 years when everyone thought being raci$t was socially acceptable again, just because of trump lol. This is the last time I acknowledge your existance, deuces ✌
The only record going to be broken is the amount of deaths due to heart attacks and overexertion. The body has certain guardrails in place to ensure you don't kill yourself, but alas...
Dudes are gonna be ripping eachothers legs off and using them as weapons. Thatll just be the sprinters. I dont even wanna think about the javelin throwers.
It's a marketing tactic. The guy in the ad is presented as the average unknown joe who claims to be more elite than Usain Bolt. Makes those joes doping think "I can prove I'm faster than him" and sign up
The irony of dragging Russia when all the major gold medal winners from the USA all hung out at the same Florida lab. Check LeBron´s history with this lab too. Usain is retired btw
Look up where the Dutch ice skaters hang out before they win all 3 medals at every event lmao Although this year I heard there was some American kid who won 3 gold medals, at a very young age. Poor kid. Gonna be on test supplements for the rest of his life after he retires.
I was thinking the same, so much Russia but USA, do the same, China, literaly grab childrens and train them, to the point they all end on the street, and who knows, i imagine is question of digging, and you can write a book the sice if not bigger than the Bible about drug scandals
how dumb you have to be to say something like that? Its good that people are using gear to improve. Flesh is weak, i want to see sportsman performing on highest level, juiced to the gills. Nobody cares for naturals
Who’s “we?” Speak for yourself. I’m not interested in seeing d3 level juiced up “athletes” who are so unskilled to compete in the real Olympics that they have to participate in this freak show. Seriously you’d see better competition at a high school track meet.
Saying being anti-steroids is being anti-science is like saying being anti-nuclear war is anti-science. Just because science can do a thing doesn’t mean it should be done.
Ima be honest the enhanced Olympics sounds fun as heck, wacky racers style, participants using crazy gadgets and “chemicals” to win it all. I would watch that!
If this is actually going to be a thing it will be really bad for the children who are recruited to these sports. Openness about roids has done nothing for the fitness community except push young people even more towards taking them. Tren teens
That guy calling the Olympics cheating because "they have a highly constrained environment with an artifical rule set" is...like that's exactly what every sport and game is, by definition. Basketball does not happen spontaneously in the natural world.
Arguing that this is good because sm athletes already use steroids but then also saying it will be an insanely different event from all of those because of their allowance of steroids, makes absolutely zero sense.
it would be different because it would be transparent. Maybe the athletes take a 10% effective drug to get faster but not as fast so it wouldn't be obvious. This could allow them to take 100% or even 200% effective drugs
@@phoneywheeze i guess but it’s like in some sports where dudes are already roided to the gills like bodybuilding or powerlifting, if that’s 10% and they’re dying at 50, wtf is gonna happen at 100%, are they all just gonna be dropping dead in their 20s? I don’t like his framing of advancing humans and “science” cuz it’s like yea maybe they peaked for performance but their actual health is complete dick. I remember when the point of doing that shit was to be healthy and the best version of urself now ppl kill themselves to look like two legged rhinos
The enhanced games will never be equal, if it somehow became popular then chemists around the world would be working day and night to invent the next designer drug that is better than the last and whomever is using the latest drug will win so it's a competition of chemistry
They already do that for bodybuilding, i mean, i remember a video of a bodybuilding who participate in all natural, bodybuilding, and he show, bronce and silver era bodybuilding and mi lord, they look like greek gods and godes, in those time there werent steroids or any other tipe of anabolic, and then steroids come and holy hell, the records get broken one after another, and well, diests and drugs, and they all finish looking like monsters, real monsters, i remember a coment saiying that bronce and silver era bodybuilding look like greek heroes and heroines, and modern bodybuilders, look like the monsters those heroes and heroines slaugther
If they are gonna do this they need to go full throttle. Not just hurdur olympics with steroids. Full no holds barred, anything goes, if they die they die. Lets see what a humanity is truely capable of combining experimental drugs and training with a complete disregard for safety. I've been to patient's on meth who have sprinted for hours until they're in full kidney failure from the Rhabdo. I'd love to see what one of them could do in a marathon.
Yes, why not so more join, honeslty who cares, you talk to them, you know, it reminds me so much to a, well as a lawyer, i said, many times to one, you need, these, do these, do these, and they dont listen, do whatever they want, and honestly you ask themself, why you come, why you are here, let them do that, why even have a doctor there, they dont care, is obvious they dont care life
Okay, but what of instead of representing your country, you represent your drug of choice? Potheads take the gold in Judo, cocaine wins tennis, Tren beats Anavar in Weightlifting. This could be the real fun
I remember a story in which usain bolt only ate or mostly ate mc nuggets in china during the Beijing Olympics which i guess makes sense when your abroad you dont want to eat food you have never had if you have spirint just incase you get ill
His caffeine example is actually perfect. Yes, we want regulation on it. I dont want a random company to pump so much caffeine in a can that a child with "have an ice cream" money can have heart issues from getting his hand on a colourful can. Just remember how many times a random teenager died cause a monster addiction caused heart issues. In my city in Europe, a few stores have started self enforcing a "dont sell energy drinks to people under 18" rule, and while its a bit annoying to ID for 2 redbulls, I remember my 14 yearold sister wants to buy 15 of the them, for a gaming weekend, and all the annoyance dissapears.
Panera's "Charged Lemonade" has killed a bunch of people for pretty much that reason, yeah - it has a ridiculous amount of caffeine in it. And let's not forget, caffeine is classed as a PED and athletes can and do get disqualified for having too much in their system.
What I have a problem with is that a lot of PEDs are used for people who are older to help improve quality of life. I have had many people who use these to function. TRT has helped people live better. No one talk’s enough about the benefits for people who need it. Yet we demonize it; because of shot like this.
It's the stigma and criminalization that demonized it, though. If this is successful, it could actually bring it into the open and push research forward. This could lead to the creation of new compounds that are safer and more efficacious with a wide range of medical applications.
Me and my dad have always talked about this and said "Let everyone use steroids if they want. They're adults, let them choose. Let baseball players hit 500 foot homeruns, or run a 3.5 second 40 yard dash." We were half kidding, never really thinking it would happen lol. As much as I think it's probalematic... I am intrigued, and I think that's what they want.
I know you’re were half joking: the issue is kids with some talent but not quite strong enough; get on the gear; still don’t make the big leagues and get the wealth; the gear is known to cause depression - plenty of cases of kids blowing their brains out.
I think the current system is more dangerous then the proposed enhanced games. Athletes have to hide what they're taking and get substances from shady providers. Having an option where its all above board is safer. People are already dying from taking dangerous substances. The argument against these games is the same logic that children would become addicted to weed if it was legalized.
I might be delusional, but for some reason I just feel like Usian Bolt is as natural as you will get as far as olympians go. He for sure takes everything that he legally can, but we haven’t seen someone like Bolt before. Sprinters used to be of shorter stature, and Bolt broke the mold and now you are seeing a lot of new running coming in who are taller and have those long strides. Bolt being like 6’4 is such an outlier and maybe he is a genetic freak. Maybe maybe not idk
Correct. He has the stride advantage. So he didn’t need the muscle; needed gear to help the turnover (how fast he could throw those feet down - usually the shorter person’s advantage). Carl Lewis was mainlining some stimulant when he won his golds in the 100. Of course he was the Golden Boy so… he was granted a ‘medical exemption’. Ditto Serena Williams in tennis. Bogus ‘asthma’ doctor’s excuse so she got to take stamina aiding gear.
@@WestCoastAce27 all true. Bolt was a born and bred 200m runner. He was never great off the blocks but he had this insane top speed that he would hit around 30m in. Could he have used something for recovery? Maybe. But I just don’t think his speed comes from PED use
@@Itsyaboijqof course it doesnt. But gear could be the difference between him getting a 9.2 and a 9.1. And if you dont think the fastest guy in the world would do whatever it takes to be even faster. You cracked lol
All True, especially with his structure. However he sought out the particular coach that boosted his performance. This coach had already been found guilty of juicing up his athletes and had a reputation as a steroid expert. Theres also not much of a drug testing program in Jamaica. Many of his team mates that have gas the same coach have been caught. As have the runner up athletes that have come up against him. I remember a whole documentary come out talking about how powerful the yam was in that part of Jamaica . It’s the “chicken, rice and broccoli bro” of Jamaican track and field
@@user-xd5fl3my6l yeah I know about the yams lol. And who knows maybe there is some conspiracy to protect Bolt which is why he has never been caught, but wouldn't the most powerful nation on the planet, the USA try to hide their athletes using gear (which they probably do anyway). Wouldn't the drug testers do everything they can to disqualify Bolt so a different country could have a chance at winning the 100 and the 200. I mean that is what they did for the 4x1 by popping one of Bolts teammates
It'll be funny when not a single record is broken because 1. The records are already done with PEDs and 2. No top 10 athletes in any event will come because they don't want to be associated with steroids by the media.
It’s still not fair because of the socioeconomic playing field. A rich ass person with around the clock staffing, food prep, massages, ice bath preparation, PRP, PED schedule, top training, all that stuff, will have a massive advantage over a poor guy working 70 hours a week and living in the projects
Welcome to being born and living in different countries. You think an athlete born in the back ass end of Kazakhstan has the same access to top line coaching and training methods in order to become a world class sprinter as an athlete born in United States ? I’m not saying that athletes injecting whatever they like into their veins is a good alternative, just pointing out that you can never make things completely equal between athletes. Some are born with baked in advantages depending on where they are born/live.
I think It's gonna go as well as the sauna competition that used to be in the Olympics. People are gonna go over the limit, anyone with a hint of reason will quit and the rest will die.
cant wait to see no records broken at the first enhanced Olympics.
Many WR's have already been broken by people using Anabolics- especially in weight lifting c. They're just not recognized. It's sort of nutty to think people taking meds that are designed to enhance performance won't break records.
@@Alex-uc3yeHe’s suggesting that everyone is already on gear anyways, so no records will be broken. Which, we all know most professional athletes are on the juice.
@@Dave-dp6yg I don't disagree with most athletes probably being on something. But what they're currently using to beat the system doesn't compare with what's available. We don't see athletes like Mark McGuire or the Randy Savage competing today because they're a waking red flag. We're about to see super humans absolutely breaking records if Anabolics and HGH are on the table.
@@Alex-uc3yeyou missed the joke completely
@@Gugnar678 I think for something to be considered a joke, baseline it has to be funny. I'm not familiar with this guy's videos but was literally anything he said funny to you? Even the actual jokes he was laying down weren't funny.
You know what? F it. Blast all the gear without taking pauses for blood tests, snort a line right before the competition and show us all what the human body is REALLY capable of. Kinda like dragster race. Who cares if the motor blows up on the first pass? You won!
Culturally promoted suicide? Les fuggin go
see some guy break the 100m record, then the 200m cause he's just RUNNIN and has to wipe out like a kid on skates to stop
@@noahraab2429 fuck em
Holy shiz. This comment deserves to be on top. I've never seen my private thoughts expressed so clearly. A+ my guy. The dragster analogy was beautiful
Absolutely my thoughts
Man they should test everybody and display what they're on during the games. Like skill perks next to their names.
With their + and -‘s too
@@liar-888+5 speed -2 years life expectancy
-10 mood stability
Yes this is the perfect thing for this if we really want to see what makes people stronger.
More like buffs and debufs😝
When the Olympics was revived in the 19th century it included painting and poetry- I’d love to see roided up Bob Ross and Sylvia Plath competing.
This would be hilarious!
roided up Bob Ross is just Sam Sulek
19th century*
I doubt Roid Ross would paint a peaceful scenery...
"now with just a dash of paint on the tip of the brush we gently turn this mountain into a VOLCANO! F*CK you landscape, you're going to burn!"
@YourLocalCopiumDealer imagine bob ross doing a painting of him dropping napalm from his f4 phantom in the vietnam war
ive been waiting for it, it should be named anabolympics.
spot on.
That's good
..Weren't you a Roadie for Metallica at some point?..
Same man I’ve been saying for years will be the best content for years
@@SoundlessFantasyfor years
I’m just here for the Meth 400 meter
Waiting for the Fentanyl 500
@@newageweeb4049 I'm pumped for the coke-line long-jump or the 100 meter dbol dash
@@newageweeb4049 The event where everyone is just slumped over at the start line
Won’t happen. They’ll be stuck in the hotel stim fapping all day lol
i would actually pay to watch that, and i dont watch sports
“You came in last?!”
“Yeah…”
“It’s the Enhanced Games, you can cheat!”
“I did 😞”
Dwfffflll
I'm sure The Rock will be lighting the Enhanced Olympics' Torch.
He IS the torch
It's going to be a freak show. Professional athletes will be promised a lifetime ban for participation.
Good.
@@returnalnocturnal7729 I mean, it would just leave behind the liars and enablers
Who doesn't like a freak show!
Peter Thiel is just using it as a recruiting event for super soldiers to man his doomsday bunker after the apocalypse
*Doomsday lilypad. He's the one who wants floating libertarian "sea-steads". He has some weird eugenics-adjacent beliefs & he may want super-soldiers for Palantir, his company whose sole customer is the US government security/intelligence depts. He scares me, ngl.
More like super gigolos for his harem.
@@picahudsoniaunflocked5426he’s truly a lunatic. Not that every billionaire isn’t, but he’s next level
the cackle when the faceless 'enhanced' athlete said 'I need your help to come out!" 💀
Why cant he show his face though?
@@TheSuperappelflap I guess he'd get kicked out of the Olympics
Not a surprise Peter Thiehl came up with this. #scienceisreal LMAO
"Because science is real, Pierce. Medicine is real. Technology is here."
That also got a laugh out of me. Because yes, Dope-lympics Talking Head, those statements are true and have been for a long time by now.
"They're all on steroids." - Nate Diaz
even their steroids are on steroids and tren.
Could you imagine if the juicers break no records, the olympics will be sweating buckets because "natty" olympians are out performing juiced athletes
They'll just spin it as "see, it was hard work all along".
It depends. Training, genetics, etc.
@@YurinanAcquilineno, just no
Everyone already knows the entire Olympics is juiced to the gills. Some just dont want to know it, but they do.
Nooo they’re just built different!
Totally right, the "good" records won't be broken and viewer interest will disappear.
Top athletes are already on everything that would help them along with the best training possible, they aren't going to be beaten
Genetic freaks+ gear+ high level training and nutrition, you're absolutely Right
Nah, top athletes can ABSOLUTELY be on MORE gear. But no one who can be on their level will really be caught dead in this competition where everyone is advertised as juiced. So you'll mainly get juiceheads. Not top athletes. Probably. Who knows.
Exactly. The best of the best have top tier training, top tier DNA, experience competing at the highest level *and* PEDs.
These people have... Just PEDs?
And even so, the whole point of cheating is to not get caught. That's why so many people lose their minds over the Olympics- they aren't considering the edge these people have with the combo of genetic advantages and juice so they get their minds blown over what "normal humans" can do with the right training, talent, and dedication. Knowing everyone is boosted like a super soldier would probably make the average watcher a bit less impressed.
It's like magic tricks; the illusion is the point.
At this event "natty" is an insult
When the guy said a small minority have cheated I laughed so hard 😂 entire Olympic teams have been caught and there’s tons of scandals yearly but yeah totally a small minority 😅
I’m very pro this for the exact reason that people might actually notice how despite all being on PEDs they aren’t consistently breaking Olympic records like they should.
Cos theyve always been on peds
“I can’t show you my face”
“I’m a proud enhanced athlete”
I mean… if you were proud you would show your face
They’re deffo still looking for someone to be that athlete 😂
Not necessarily
I love this idea because it will show to the public just how common steroids are in professional sports
I hope that if anything comes out of it, it will be what you said.
Nah people will probably say how important training ethics is and how much harder those in olympics works... Trust me general public 100% believes professional athletes are clean.
@@alexmichl3137why are people so gullible 😂
But how?
I think instead of not testing at all, they should be even more focused on the testing and being open with the results. If the athletes are going to be doping, they should be comparing their cycles
Yes please might as well make this useful and generate some hard data
I simply inject philion videos into my eyes for performance enhancement
In 15 years, 50% of today’s fitness influencers will be regular joes with organ problems, or dead.
You're way too young to know this, but SNL did the "All Drug Olympics", Kevin Nealon reporting and Phil Hartman rips his arms off to blood spurting stubs lifting a record-breaking clean and jerk. (Season 14, 1988)
Fake nattys have to cream themselves if this establishes itself. "Look, Usain Bolt holds the world record, and look, those enhanced athletes can't break his record. I am natty, so this shows you, that I'm just a natural freak with crazy genetics. Just like Usain Bolt"
You do know Usain was on drugs as well. He’s the only one in the top fastest times that has never tested positive. Yet Gatlin, Asafa, Yohan, Gay have all tested positive.
He entered sprinting when there was several steroid scandals so the olympics needed a golden boy for sprinting to revive the sport. Bolt came breaking records left right and center in 2008/09. He was also charismatic. So he’ll be forever protected. He made millions for himself and others
@@asphetto I mean, I don't "know" it for sure, because I don't really know anything about sprinting, but I trust Philion enough, to assume his statements are true without me doing research myself. It was a sarcastic scenario which, let's be honest, probably happened just like this somewhere.
Fake nattys use one of the biggest fake natty as an argument and justification.
“Insane Lighting bolt” really got me 😂 holy shit. Philion working hard for that troll toll
"Got to pay it to get into this boys hole"
@@easley421boy’s soul?
football*
"Do you kids like the X-men? The X-men get their powers through science. And so do I."
That sounds like a death sentence, who ever competes in those Olympics can be sure he will NEVER get any other endorsement on the public eye whatsoever
You are naive and behind the times. There are bodybuilders and fitness influencers today that are open about their drug use, yet many are sponsored.
If athletes are breaking world records and get world wide exposure, you can bet that there WILL be sponsor willing to pay.
@@jermaineayivoh8263 oh you mean those manscape CZcams sponsors 😂 yes, every athlete's dream
@@StuntmanDanHemi
Like I said you are behind the times. There are athletes that actually get sponsorships that partially or to a great degree pay their living expenses, and they are open about their drug use.
Just because you don’t know about them doesn’t mean that they don’t exist.
Public perception and acceptance of drug use has significantly shifted in the last 2 decades. Walk into a modern day gym and you’ll see dozens of people on steroids or on “TRT”.
Look at women today and the way they dress (especially in a gym environment). 20-30 years ago, gyms were mostly frequented by men, and the few ladies that joined a gym used to cover themselves up a lot more.
Walking around half naked would have been an outrage.
Now it’s commonplace for women to wear the skimpiest outfits that they can find that leave nothing up to the imagination, and it’s accepted as being normal.
Drug use is heading in the same direction. It’s by no means a great development, but that is just the way things are developing. The more drug use is normalized and accepted by the general public, the more sponsors will jump onboard.
@@jermaineayivoh8263 omfg you are still here?... 😂 look man I'm gona be honest, I don't care enough to even read your last response, I'm not gona sit here and argue with a grown ass dude that is defending peds just because you are on peds yourself, not my fault your natty gains weren't enough to get you the attention equivalent to your overcompensation issues lol. Your "new times" are gona be a phase at best, just like those 4 years when everyone thought being racist was socially acceptable again, just because of trump lol. This is the last time I acknowledge your existance, deuces ✌
@@jermaineayivoh8263 omfg you are still here?... 😂 look man I'm gona be honest, I don't care enough to even read your last response, I'm not gona sit here and argue with a grown dude that is defending peds just because you are on peds yourself, not my fault your natty gains weren't enough to get you the attention equivalent to your overcompensation issues lol. Your "new times" are gona be a phase at best, just like those 4 years when everyone thought being raci$t was socially acceptable again, just because of trump lol. This is the last time I acknowledge your existance, deuces ✌
The only record going to be broken is the amount of deaths due to heart attacks and overexertion. The body has certain guardrails in place to ensure you don't kill yourself, but alas...
Regular Olympics and enhanced games will be no different 😂
Just have a look at the "female" athletes the DDR produced in the 80ies.
@@b0nz1official Please, the us is way worse, they just pay to not have their top athletes outed, best example is serena williams.
How tf is that "way" worse?
Can't wait for the cyborg Olympics
that would be cool
Russia once claimed Norways olympic ski team was on steroids with the reasoning that they where on the juice and still got destroyed
Typically ruski behaviour.
Dudes are gonna be ripping eachothers legs off and using them as weapons. Thatll just be the sprinters. I dont even wanna think about the javelin throwers.
Bloodsport - with Van Damm and Bolo ‘Natty’ Yeung as coaches. Oh. Hell. Yeah.
I'm more concerned about the shot put. They're gonna be throwing heads. 😂
It's going to be like that Southpark episode where Cartman enters the special Olympics, but they're all like him.
I'm pretty sure, judging by the style of the clip, that the dude who broke Bolt's record is Gregory O'Gallagher
Amazing 😂😂😂
Kino... WARRIORS
If that guy is a "proud" enhanced athlete, why hide his face?
It's a marketing tactic. The guy in the ad is presented as the average unknown joe who claims to be more elite than Usain Bolt. Makes those joes doping think "I can prove I'm faster than him" and sign up
He wants you to help him come out 😘
The worlds strongest man is another great example of an untested competition, personally I’d love to see this happen 😂💪🏼
The irony of dragging Russia when all the major gold medal winners from the USA all hung out at the same Florida lab. Check LeBron´s history with this lab too. Usain is retired btw
Look up where the Dutch ice skaters hang out before they win all 3 medals at every event lmao
Although this year I heard there was some American kid who won 3 gold medals, at a very young age. Poor kid. Gonna be on test supplements for the rest of his life after he retires.
he never said us was clean
But he did imply that Russia had a state PED program.. So how does it look when you round up the gold medalists from the USA then?@@Lizzoncker
@@ionlawrence4401 idk they both suck
I was thinking the same, so much Russia but USA, do the same, China, literaly grab childrens and train them, to the point they all end on the street, and who knows, i imagine is question of digging, and you can write a book the sice if not bigger than the Bible about drug scandals
Holding an olympics for juicers is like opening a museum for AI generated art.
MOMA already has an AI piece. It's constantly generating images based on the collection-- it's a glorified giant screensaver lolololloll
how dumb you have to be to say something like that? Its good that people are using gear to improve. Flesh is weak, i want to see sportsman performing on highest level, juiced to the gills. Nobody cares for naturals
yeah, it's nothing to be proud of!
I swear one of these runners will go so fast he will become aware of the matrix.
Animatrix wasn't talked about enough
And one will collapse
And then immediately go into cardiac arrest
9:10 "I can't show you my face...I'm a proud enhanced athlete..."
So proud you can't show your face, eh?
No dude, the Olympics is the fake natty Olympics.
The enhanced games is the equivalent of a fitness influencer who openly uses steroids.
"If he dies, he dies" 🤓
This is gonna be sciences best experiment of all time.
No shame, no gain
No shame, yes gain
I sure hope they pay their EMTs well
You know what else should be here soon? A new episode of Keys to the VIP
Got to start The Enhanced Games now so we can be ready to complete against our AI overlords Boston Dynamics in the future.
I can't wait until they put human upper halves on their robo-dog kind of bots, for a cyborg centaur look.
This screams "I was a nerd and with the power of TECHNOLOGY I'll prove anyone can be strong even if they don't work out."
Exactly. Peter Thiel could do the best stack money could buy and still would be a skinny nerd bc he’d never lift
The special (enhanced) Olympics is what we all really want to see...
South Park episode - classic. Jimmy roided hard.
Who’s “we?” Speak for yourself. I’m not interested in seeing d3 level juiced up “athletes” who are so unskilled to compete in the real Olympics that they have to participate in this freak show. Seriously you’d see better competition at a high school track meet.
Saying being anti-steroids is being anti-science is like saying being anti-nuclear war is anti-science. Just because science can do a thing doesn’t mean it should be done.
Ima be honest the enhanced Olympics sounds fun as heck, wacky racers style, participants using crazy gadgets and “chemicals” to win it all. I would watch that!
Absolutely. Im here for some crazyness
Crystal meth marathon would be a fun af event tbh 😂
The early death olympics.
You can see that guy absolutely cannot beat Bolt just from the second you see him start, also just his body shape, Usain Bolt, is a beast
If they describe themselves as 'The Olympics of the Future' they'll be getting a massive lawsuit from the actual olympics.
No they won't.
@@noone3992 No? Then I dare you to open a lemonade stand during an olympics and call it "The Olympics of Lemonade"
@@isbestlizard ok guess The Math Olympics that take place each year in my country are fucked. Smh
Nah
@@isbestlizard they dont own the word "olympic", that would be crazy
If this is actually going to be a thing it will be really bad for the children who are recruited to these sports. Openness about roids has done nothing for the fitness community except push young people even more towards taking them. Tren teens
This is the only valid point against this idea. Other than that, it would be hilarious
Colorgrading and whole theme is top notch, kudos
That guy calling the Olympics cheating because "they have a highly constrained environment with an artifical rule set" is...like that's exactly what every sport and game is, by definition. Basketball does not happen spontaneously in the natural world.
Arguing that this is good because sm athletes already use steroids but then also saying it will be an insanely different event from all of those because of their allowance of steroids, makes absolutely zero sense.
it would be different because it would be transparent. Maybe the athletes take a 10% effective drug to get faster but not as fast so it wouldn't be obvious. This could allow them to take 100% or even 200% effective drugs
@@phoneywheeze i guess but it’s like in some sports where dudes are already roided to the gills like bodybuilding or powerlifting, if that’s 10% and they’re dying at 50, wtf is gonna happen at 100%, are they all just gonna be dropping dead in their 20s? I don’t like his framing of advancing humans and “science” cuz it’s like yea maybe they peaked for performance but their actual health is complete dick. I remember when the point of doing that shit was to be healthy and the best version of urself now ppl kill themselves to look like two legged rhinos
"some footage has been digitally enhanced" hahahaha
And will be like the willi wonka Glassgow experience, all fake
Usain Bolt hasn't taken drugs. 😊
The enhanced games will never be equal, if it somehow became popular then chemists around the world would be working day and night to invent the next designer drug that is better than the last and whomever is using the latest drug will win so it's a competition of chemistry
They've already been doing that for bodybuilding and every professional sport.
@@DVNGXR
Yeah, that's been shit too, and it's going to be even more shit than ever.
That’s already happening right now. This one will just be more cringe
They already do that for bodybuilding, i mean, i remember a video of a bodybuilding who participate in all natural, bodybuilding, and he show, bronce and silver era bodybuilding and mi lord, they look like greek gods and godes, in those time there werent steroids or any other tipe of anabolic, and then steroids come and holy hell, the records get broken one after another, and well, diests and drugs, and they all finish looking like monsters, real monsters, i remember a coment saiying that bronce and silver era bodybuilding look like greek heroes and heroines, and modern bodybuilders, look like the monsters those heroes and heroines slaugther
@@Persun_McPersonson Modernity,
If they are gonna do this they need to go full throttle. Not just hurdur olympics with steroids. Full no holds barred, anything goes, if they die they die. Lets see what a humanity is truely capable of combining experimental drugs and training with a complete disregard for safety. I've been to patient's on meth who have sprinted for hours until they're in full kidney failure from the Rhabdo. I'd love to see what one of them could do in a marathon.
Yes, why not so more join, honeslty who cares, you talk to them, you know, it reminds me so much to a, well as a lawyer, i said, many times to one, you need, these, do these, do these, and they dont listen, do whatever they want, and honestly you ask themself, why you come, why you are here, let them do that, why even have a doctor there, they dont care, is obvious they dont care life
Okay, but what of instead of representing your country, you represent your drug of choice?
Potheads take the gold in Judo, cocaine wins tennis,
Tren beats Anavar in Weightlifting.
This could be the real fun
He consulted dr Rich Piana in LA ? Tf is this joke🤣
this isnt about steroids or gear, it's about cybernetic prosthetics and cyborgs. they're just trying to get ahead now
I remember a story in which usain bolt only ate or mostly ate mc nuggets in china during the Beijing Olympics which i guess makes sense when your abroad you dont want to eat food you have never had if you have spirint just incase you get ill
His caffeine example is actually perfect. Yes, we want regulation on it. I dont want a random company to pump so much caffeine in a can that a child with "have an ice cream" money can have heart issues from getting his hand on a colourful can. Just remember how many times a random teenager died cause a monster addiction caused heart issues. In my city in Europe, a few stores have started self enforcing a "dont sell energy drinks to people under 18" rule, and while its a bit annoying to ID for 2 redbulls, I remember my 14 yearold sister wants to buy 15 of the them, for a gaming weekend, and all the annoyance dissapears.
Panera's "Charged Lemonade" has killed a bunch of people for pretty much that reason, yeah - it has a ridiculous amount of caffeine in it.
And let's not forget, caffeine is classed as a PED and athletes can and do get disqualified for having too much in their system.
What I have a problem with is that a lot of PEDs are used for people who are older to help improve quality of life. I have had many people who use these to function. TRT has helped people live better. No one talk’s enough about the benefits for people who need it. Yet we demonize it; because of shot like this.
It's the stigma and criminalization that demonized it, though. If this is successful, it could actually bring it into the open and push research forward. This could lead to the creation of new compounds that are safer and more efficacious with a wide range of medical applications.
I can already see "enhanced games" at 2am when the bar closes lmao
Get home from work, New Philion!
Dude is such a promo robot. Imma go eat my weed burrito now
Me and my dad have always talked about this and said "Let everyone use steroids if they want. They're adults, let them choose. Let baseball players hit 500 foot homeruns, or run a 3.5 second 40 yard dash."
We were half kidding, never really thinking it would happen lol. As much as I think it's probalematic... I am intrigued, and I think that's what they want.
Same, I have that morbid curiosity to see how far it can go
I know you’re were half joking: the issue is kids with some talent but not quite strong enough; get on the gear; still don’t make the big leagues and get the wealth; the gear is known to cause depression - plenty of cases of kids blowing their brains out.
Why does he keep saying "science is real" like he's trying to get me to believe in ghosts?
I’ve been wanting something like this to happen for a while
It's been happening since performance enhancing drugs were a thing
"The most lukewarm iq take you can possibly have" 15:11 😂 goddam Philion, I almost spilled my drink.
Philion you're not against steroids you're against cheaters that's a big difference.
I think the current system is more dangerous then the proposed enhanced games. Athletes have to hide what they're taking and get substances from shady providers. Having an option where its all above board is safer. People are already dying from taking dangerous substances. The argument against these games is the same logic that children would become addicted to weed if it was legalized.
I might be delusional, but for some reason I just feel like Usian Bolt is as natural as you will get as far as olympians go. He for sure takes everything that he legally can, but we haven’t seen someone like Bolt before. Sprinters used to be of shorter stature, and Bolt broke the mold and now you are seeing a lot of new running coming in who are taller and have those long strides. Bolt being like 6’4 is such an outlier and maybe he is a genetic freak. Maybe maybe not idk
Correct. He has the stride advantage. So he didn’t need the muscle; needed gear to help the turnover (how fast he could throw those feet down - usually the shorter person’s advantage).
Carl Lewis was mainlining some stimulant when he won his golds in the 100. Of course he was the Golden Boy so… he was granted a ‘medical exemption’. Ditto Serena Williams in tennis. Bogus ‘asthma’ doctor’s excuse so she got to take stamina aiding gear.
@@WestCoastAce27 all true. Bolt was a born and bred 200m runner. He was never great off the blocks but he had this insane top speed that he would hit around 30m in. Could he have used something for recovery? Maybe. But I just don’t think his speed comes from PED use
@@Itsyaboijqof course it doesnt. But gear could be the difference between him getting a 9.2 and a 9.1. And if you dont think the fastest guy in the world would do whatever it takes to be even faster. You cracked lol
All True, especially with his structure. However he sought out the particular coach that boosted his performance. This coach had already been found guilty of juicing up his athletes and had a reputation as a steroid expert. Theres also not much of a drug testing program in Jamaica. Many of his team mates that have gas the same coach have been caught. As have the runner up athletes that have come up against him.
I remember a whole documentary come out talking about how powerful the yam was in that part of Jamaica . It’s the “chicken, rice and broccoli bro” of Jamaican track and field
@@user-xd5fl3my6l yeah I know about the yams lol. And who knows maybe there is some conspiracy to protect Bolt which is why he has never been caught, but wouldn't the most powerful nation on the planet, the USA try to hide their athletes using gear (which they probably do anyway). Wouldn't the drug testers do everything they can to disqualify Bolt so a different country could have a chance at winning the 100 and the 200. I mean that is what they did for the 4x1 by popping one of Bolts teammates
It'll be funny when not a single record is broken because 1. The records are already done with PEDs and 2. No top 10 athletes in any event will come because they don't want to be associated with steroids by the media.
Dr Tony Huge will be the medical staff. He has trained his whole life for this
You should have mentioned how they have an image of Hitler at the Berlin games on their website ROFL
So glad Philion calls this shit out
You're only looking at it from a steroid perspective though. Mfs are gonna he mainlining meth on the starting line 🤣😭
Road to 1 million subs Phil !
I'd remove all drug bans and legalize everything. That way it's fair for everybody.
Bro is literally moistcritical, but with glasses
My inner conspiracy theorist thinks this is or will lead to a showcase for super soldiers
I got an ad for The Rocks ZOA pre work out powder during this video…
It’s still not fair because of the socioeconomic playing field. A rich ass person with around the clock staffing, food prep, massages, ice bath preparation, PRP, PED schedule, top training, all that stuff, will have a massive advantage over a poor guy working 70 hours a week and living in the projects
Welcome to being born and living in different countries. You think an athlete born in the back ass end of Kazakhstan has the same access to top line coaching and training methods in order to become a world class sprinter as an athlete born in United States ? I’m not saying that athletes injecting whatever they like into their veins is a good alternative, just pointing out that you can never make things completely equal between athletes. Some are born with baked in advantages depending on where they are born/live.
I remember the dave chappele joke about this like 20 years ago... Here we are
You know those short memorial montages that they show. It’s probably gonna be an hour long after the first enhanced Olympics.
Gee willikers, there sure is nothing quite like a Philion video to get me absolutely bricked the fuck up on this fine Tuesday afternoon!
😂😂😂😂 the pessimism!!!
I am totally pumped for this video.
good to know, dork
I think It's gonna go as well as the sauna competition that used to be in the Olympics. People are gonna go over the limit, anyone with a hint of reason will quit and the rest will die.
I with you Phillion. WE need your view to be the mainstream.
Wait, is that 9.49 guy supposed to be WHITE? No shot he's even cleared 9.8 then. Also I love that he's so "proud" that he can't show his face.
well he didnt try to sell me a mattress today so i guess ill give the video a thumbs up. congratulations sir
Oh boy, I can’t wait to watch Freaks compete for my increasingly debached entertainment and do lines of coke on the starting line.