The Mortuary Assistant is the Creepiest Game Ever
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Genghis Khan? More like Bore: Ragnarok
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thank you kevin we love you kevin
@@turglovestheused I have a monument in his honor of a giant potato made of soup and Jim Pickens plushies. Had to mortgage my grandma's house when she was asleep to afford the plushies. Worth it.
@@IchNachtLiebe what a wonderful shrine for our dear leader!
I love the "You can't scare me, I didn't pay enough attention to understand why I should be scared" energy Kevin gives off. Theological genius.
That is what I aspire to be
@@helpiminhell6119 this is me when I play horror games, I'm too scared being scared that I don't even know why I'm scared.
this sign wonât stop me i canât read!
@@Cainny I can't play horror games, but I love themđ ones like this aren't too bad for me, it's the ones like old school Resident Evil that get me. I can't do like when you hear things but can't see them, or scary chase scenes. I just constantly think I'm about to die and I freak outđ I was playing one of the older Slient Hills games, and I was doing alright until I jumped into a room with a bunch of the bandaged nurses with knifes. I gave the controller to my older brother and left the roomđ
He's English lol
19:39 The demon just sitting there patiently waiting for Kevin to notice it, but Kevin is away in his own little world.
@Jack murphy Thank you, I drew it meself.
Honestly, I prefer to think he saw it and thought it was just a statue and didnât give it attention.
professional yk
I think this is the real reason why his ending glitched out. The demon was just being petty because he didn't notice it when all it had to do was ask if it was that desperate for attention.
I had to rewatch this section 5 times to notice the demon. I'm no better lol
Imagine getting a message from a mortician.
"We know you wanted your grandmother to be buried but due to demonic possession we had to perform an impromptu cremation."
Canât like this comment enough hahahaha
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought of that.. Like, excuse me? We had a funeral planned for two days from now what do you mean you had to burn grandma for possible demon possession?!
@@moriahschoech9894 it's a question i had too. How does he explain the burnt bodies lol
I'm willing to bet they don't explain them. They probably replace them with a decoy and say they couldn't be preserved well so it has to be a closed casket viewing.
@@lapislarka that's even funnier cause what if they died in their sleep and were brought in quick so there was no decay lol
"Sorry she was just way way WAY too fecked up. There was no fixing her."
After seeing Kevin torture sims for so long, it's kinda refreshing watching him being followed around by what could easily be Jim Pickens in spirit form
@Heisenberg Mr White, behave
âCan I put them in the wrong ones?â Honestly, Kevin is a bigger menace than the demon.
5 more likes and this is perfect
@@vincenttrigg4521 passed the threshold so sad
This game wasnât Kevin proofed
@@Streetcleanergaming its passed 1k, I think it's worth it
2k likes
I love how the demon is chilling on top of the cabinet and Kevin keeps walking past him just completely oblivious
19:40 I was laughing so hard
oh my god i didnt even notice either LMAOOOO
Lol I didnât notice this either đđ
thatâs some deep denial xD
Brooo was just posting the same thing!! xD
A bunch of people already pointed out Kevin completely missing the demon on the cabinet, but I'm also losing it at Kevin looking point blank at the sigil at 21:49 and just...not noticing it at all.
I came to the comments immediately after both lmao
@@gwendolynrobinson3900 same
I didnât see the demon on the cabinet until now. That think was fecking terrifying.
@@hanners4895 can i get a time stamp?
@@chatae9599 19:40
Demon : turns off light and tryâs to scare Kevin
Kevin : iâm just gonna go around and jumpscare the Demon
Demon : wait what ?
Kevin: I'm not locked in here with you, YOU're locked in here with ME
@@billuraral1870 like the Janitor at Willie's Wonderland.
He's thinking like a true Pickens.
Raymond: locks you in the mortuary
The game: wants you to do what he says
The average player: tries to leave
Kevin: tries to drink cleaner fluid
@@astolfofansunny4047 the permanent permanent way
Cant torture him if hes dead
When you think about it, death was the only way out. Kevin proving himself once again a unprecedented genius that can think himself out of any box.
"He can't kill me if I'm already dead! Heh heh heh heh~"
Ah, yes: the Project Zomboid logic
I love how he talk to the corpses like he's in a nursing home. Kevin, it's few weeks too late.
I would say a few days , not weeks đ bodyâs decompose quite quick after death đ but itâs actually pretty normal to talk to corpses iâm a nurse and at my job we have to clean , wash , dress , ⊠the persons after they pass away and me aswell as most of my colleagues still talk to the person as if they were still alive after death. Itâs a little like a coping meganism ( we work at a retirement home so for some people we care years and years and yes we get sad and it really hits hard if they pass away , people donât think about it but thats the hardest part of the job we really care about these people )
@@nathalievanhecke6436 I don't know if I myself could work in a retirement home because of the goodbyes :( and thank you for doing such an important job, without you, they maybe wouldn't have people to take care of them and every person deserves people to care for them~~ ;)) To even be taken care of and talked to after death, that just shows they mean so much and are worth so much even after falling asleep and that they're in good hands :3
@@nathalievanhecke6436 I am going through classes right now to become a CNA and work in a nursing home.
Makes me think of Ducky from NCIS
@@nathalievanhecke6436 đ€
it's genuinely impressive how kevin managed to figure out the entire basement puzzle on his first playthrough but couldn't use a key or follow basic instructions the game laid out for him multiple times
19:40 the demon is just chilling on top of the cabinet watching Kevin struggle to find things lol
The monster feels so upset that he couldnât scare kevin. Nothing scares kevin lol
Dude i didnt even notice, I wouldâve been dead if it happened irl
Nothing can scare Kevin he is protected by Jim Pickens that is more terrifying and powerful than any demon
@@mr.patriotjol I mean, you can't be scared if you don't pay enough attention to understand your own peril.
@@MartinFinnerup But this is Kevin here, dude enslaved children in Sims. Im sure he would find Demons cute to play with
Kevin- âIâm a Catholic so I can do this.â
Also Kevin- âThe Catholic Church would want nothing to do with me.â
Must be Bipolar
yeah that's what theyre all like
I'm not Catholic but I feel like this is a common stance
Both coments arent mutually exclusive. Just because Kevin wants something to do with the Church, it doesnt mean the Church wants anything to do with him. In fact, the more Kevin tries to enter the Church, the more they keep him out. Its something akin to exorcising a demon.
To be fair, you donât need permission from a church to be Catholic
I feel like Kevin simply missing the demon at 19:42 is the most Kevin thing ever
I had to replay that part like 8 times before I saw it. I guess I'm a Kevin now
@@Lo_Botomy where is it?
Edit: I think I found it. Crouched on top of the bookshelf thing
Lol
@@CocoForBird if you go to 19:40 you can see it clearly
@@MyName-sx3mr the demon looks so happy! I'd want to be his friend then I would die
I love how Kevin, who plays games terribly for a living, got closer to the basement ending on the first try than Markiplier, who actually tries, did.
Kevin and basements, name a more iconic duo
I feel like its partially because of how chaotic he is. Demons just dont phase him at all so heâs just vibing his way through it
I want him to play this again. Iâve watched other people play it and heâs the most entertaining to watch.
@@kukui79 Jim Pickens and basements
The same happened in the Forest. Kevin didn't play it seriously but got the perfect ending and chaotically fell into everything correctly and Markiplier really tried and didn't get it lol
One thing I really like about Kevin is how intuitive he is, especially when it come to storytelling. With just few details, he already figured out a lot of the backstory of the protagonist.
At the end, the game glitched out. The body sticking out with the door closed was a clear sign of a bug (it happened in other playthroughs I watched). I'm so sorry for Kevin. His guess about both the body and the mark was probably right.
Kevin: "This mortuary doesn't look too bad"
Mortuary Assistant: "Hold my embalming fluid"
đ€Łđ€Ł good one
You're literally a comedian I couldn't stop laughing after reading this đđđđ
the only thing keeping me from crapping myself is kevinâs commentary. nothing happened and iâm already on edge đ
Fr Iâm genuinely terrified and literally nothing has happened
Man Iâm trying to crap right now but Iâm a little constipated
Update: I managed to crap and it was awfully painful
this game is not even scary
@@salem-01 why tho? are you ok kid?
people in the comments keep laughing at how kevin missed the demon crouching on the cabinet but i didnt even notice either đđ good lord
I didn't notice BECAUSE Kevin didn't notice. XD
Me too T.T I had to look through the comments for the timestamp
Neither did I
Rebecca: "H-hello?" Kevin: "Was that just her talking?" Ron Weasley: "A bean!"
YES - somebody else noticed!!!!
28:40 btw
Kevin + horror games = chaotic and entertaining content!
Kevin + ____________ = chaotic and entertaining content!
I'm just scared of that ghostly white man that keeps narrating what's going on on the screen.
how did he miss the second symbol it was right in front of him
@@redmist6630 The glare of the Irish sun through his Spanish homes window.
@@redmist6630 timestamp please đŹ
âOk so I need to scribble to check how far along I amâ sounds like some ancient pregnancy tracking method
There was a ancient pregnancy method of women pissing on a certain type of plant (forgot which plant) and if it grew then the women was pregnant!
As a mortician I can confirm that this is just a normal Tuesday.
As I was watching this, I was thinking if my current career doesnât work out, I would like to try getting into mortuary stuff & this comment made me change my mind hahaha
Thank you for your service, sir. Thank you for keeping us safe from demons.
Tbh this game is what is making me want to go into the mortuary business. I dunno why though lol.
The Demons or the quaint Irish guy asking all the corpses how they're doing?
@@michaelcoward1902the quaint Irish guy, for sure
Ron faintly bellowing "a bEan!!" at 28:41 is more terrifying than anything in the game in my opinion. The demon was him all along.
i didnât recognize what it was and thought it was a demon in the game lmao
This is the second comment I saw referencing this and I had to turn my volume up disturbing amounts to hear it. What other little gems am I missing out on because of this? đ
@@ritter286 when I watched the video when it came out I didn't hear it either, I only noticed it this time bc I'm watching it with headphones
Kevin absolutely missing the demon at 19:40
He walked like right past it completely ignoring it đ Demon must be so confusedđ
He looks right at it lmfaoo
To be fair I missed it too
He literally walked over and stood right underneath it even.
Same with the sigil on the morgue door lol
Not Kevin missing one of the scariest jump scares on the cabinet đ
I missed it too until I read the comments, damn itâs creepy!
When?đ”đ»ââïž
@@phoebedarker at 19:30 ish
Thanks, also, i missed it too ahahaha
I missed it too, holy fucking shit that looks terrifying xD
Tape recording: You have a limited time and must use what little time you have wisely
Kevin: roaming around on a merry stroll doing everything but the game objective, what a beautiful rainy night
I love that the editor put in a nearly silent "a bean" at about 28:43; just amazing :D
are you...sure it's supposed to say that? bcs why would it?
@@ellyketchum3290 It's become a running gag on the channel since Kevin played Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
@@NFaba aaah okay haha alright, thanks for the information and have a great one ^^
That and the feet reference
kevin in an unknown and scary place: *THIS MICROWAVE HAS GREAT PLACEMENT*
Kevin's got his priorities right
I love the rare occasions when Kevin plays horrors, the fact that he gets scared of anything makes me laugh soooo hard
and then the actual scares he completely ignores lol
@@Koill-1 Well, he did say he was more scared of the suspense build up which is very fair. A lot of the time just waiting for something and not knowing when or what it's going to be is way more unsettling than the actual jumpscare
most of the time he only gets scared of everything but not the parts thet meant to be scary
XD
Thatâs what Iâm like too, I get scared at everything except the things that are meant to scare me. Itâs the tense vibe and the suspense building up that just makes me scared of everything.
@@finnsword8286yess!! Thatâs me in everything scary! I even played a board game like thing, Blair Witch by hunt a killer, and I was so scared the whole time not knowing what was gonna happen, even though it wasnât scary at all
Kevin just blanking to the demon sat crouched on the cabinet at 19:39 WHILE HE WAS RUMMAGING THROUGH IT was fantastic *edit: thanks Mari đ
You mean 19:39?
The tried and true tactic of pretending the ghost isnât there
@@meyomin nah fr?
@@krishasija2346 The comment originally had the wrong timestamp. It was edited afterwards.
@@meyomin great now I feel like a jackass
You playing scary games makes them MUCH less scary, I think I speak for everyone when I say I'd like to see you get all the endings. It'd be a very fun spoopi series
There's more than 2??
@@cloverbun2574 at least 6 endings, and more comming
Imagine being the hell spawned Demon, a master of fear...and the guy you're trying to terrorise is calling you a wierdo and offering to get a takeaway in as he skips away down the hall to mess around with a dead body.
I'm just loving the fact that the body he was least suspicious of (2nd one) was actually the possessed one; his body standing at 22:15 was a big hint, but also him smiling after having his mouth sealed at 24:52.
This is why I watch Kevin, he gets the scare that Jack desperately wanted in the first 20 minutes and doesn't even notice.
What a legend.
21:50 "It's in here somewhere isn't it? Huh, maybe not." That was so painful to watch. The sigil was on the door of the storage unit. A door that we see in the next frame is open, meaning he looked at it, opened it, did not see the sigil on it. I know it happens to everyone, but that is still hard to watch.
Ooof
Expect no less. I-I mean no more. Expect _very little_ from Kevin in terms of progress.
@@2dheethbar It's a perfectly honest mistake. It happens to everyone. That makes it no less hard to watch in real time.
It's been mentioned alot already but Kevin playing a horror game, especially this one, is a treat. The longer videos we've been getting and their editing have been among my favorites.
At 19:42 he completely misses the figure sitting on the cabinet đ
I noticed that creepy thing too! XD
I didn't notice it either lmao đ
HOLY SHIT I HAD TO GO BACK SEVERAL TIMES AND JUST SAW IT, THATâS HORRIFYING
OMG I JUST SAW IT THAT THING IS HIDEOUS WHY IS IT LOOKING AT THE CAMERA
@@lemon-parker ITâS LOOKING AT THE CAMERA???
Ah shit now I gotta go look again
I love how even though I've seen Mark and Jack play the game already, each of them brings their own 'flair/thing' to their playthrough and I've enjoyed all of their vids!
Chaotic Kevin just ignoring the demon and goading/trash talking it is just so fun and on brandđ
I love that during a demonic possession youâre just like âwhat a fecking weirdoâ
Leave it to Kevin to "Kevin" his way into making a totally terrifying game hilarious.
Not me constantly screaming in my head: âyou missed the second sigil on the door of the dead body tube thingyâ đ So frustrating. Iâd love to see you play it again and open the basement door to Zoey or get the different ending. Kind of want to see what happens if you âfinishâ the game
JackSepticEye played it and got all of the endings, and was super entertaining.
I was waiting for him to FINALLY see the sigil on the door đ
I know Markiplier also finished the game with all of the endings if you prefer his videos to Jack(I watched both so you know whatever floats your boat)
of all of the playthroughs I've watched, this is the first time I've seen anyone have the whole safe and basement part. I didn't even know there was a basement
âI just really hate Raymondâ Kevin is such a contrarian, everybody loves Raymond
Underrated comment đđ€
This is what I experienced when a man named "James Pickens" offered me a job as a night shift security guard at his Cafe/Graveyard
19:40 please tell me you saw that Kevin, at least during editing my man.
The scariest thing in this video is the fact that Kevin was hired to take care of peopleâs loved ones.
I love how much this one seemed to genuinely freak him out; Kevin's not someone I usually associate with overreactions or screaming at every jumpscare like a lot of horror playthroughs
Kevin: I donât fear death, but that [copyrighted music]⊠that terrifies me
We love Kevin and horror games. One of the only creators I've been looking forward to playing this one - can't wait to see the chaos thats about to ensue. Thank you Kevin!
Game: "If after playing this game, you experience abormal happenings around your home.."
Kevin: "The jumpscares are coming from inside the room!"
Kevinâs the only one I can watch play horror games because he makes it such a comedic experience.
0:00 I hate when they jumpscare you with pale ghosts. Jesus, I'm blind now!
Lmfao thatâs amazing
I love when the âa bean!â sound bite gets thrown in a random place
Demon: *siting on the shelf*
Kevin: I'm going to mind my own business, and do not even acknowledge how close you were to jump scare me.
Demon: *craves for attention*
28:43 ron weasley transcends time and space
Honestly the fact that he just didnt see the demon squatting on that case was funny asf
I love how at 19:41 the demon was crouching on top of the cabinet and kevin walked right by and didn't even notice
The delicate sound bite at 28:44- masterfully done.
19:40 I love how thereâs a demon right there and Kevin just walks past it and keeps monologuing
Yeoo I did not see thatđđ. I rebuke them đđ I love his funny commentary .! Especially in a horror gameplay
Kevin: Iâm a good Irish catholic boy
Also Kevin: ugh, some biblical shite
Kevin is the most calm scared person and its very nice for me because everything makes me scream
Its always funny to see kevin get âshoutoutsâ from much larger channels because hes just big enough to be seen on their radar now
âI canât use that here.â
â *You fecking can and you will* â
Had me dying hahaha
Kevin: "Does your mother know you're here?"
Oh I never laughed so hard at something involving death
Wouldn't the relatives of the deceased people question why their loved one was cremated? When they're there specifically to be embalmed? Like Rebecca and Raymond can't possibly just tell them that a demon was possessing grandma and they had to turn her crispy and then be "Ah shoot sorry." Like?? Great vid and I just don't know where else to ask this plot hole about the game. What do you think they do about it?
"i'm sorry, due to a clerical error we cremated your relative by mistake" and then just taking the L on a potential lawsuit, is my guess.
@@TheGuindo This just makes me wonder, how often does this happen? The guy who was with you at the beginning prepared guides and tapes for this scenario.
Do they have some sort of SOP for informing the family? Do they just sweep it under the rug and cook the books?
@@TheGuindo That's sort of what I figured too, but then I think about how often this happens. They'd definitely go out of business with the bad reviews and maybe lack of customers. Like why offer an embalming service if you know the bodies that pass through might need to be burnt anyway, and even if they need to be filled with fluid for whatever reason to expel the demon, just do it and cremate them anyway it probably wont show up in the ashes. What would happen if they just closed the mortuary I wonder.
raymond said his other assistants have never survived before, so that raises similar questions.
Bodies do get unnecessarily embalmed even when theyâre just being cremated. Itâs stupid and unnecessary, but it does happen and itâs a significant environmental concern.
Love that I also only saw the demon crouching like Gollum on top of the cabinets that Kevin missed at 19:40 after I read the comments
The way in which Kevin freaks out just a little bit and his voice goes up is the most precious thing! I really appreciate ppl who play horror without fake scared screaming â
19:39 dude chilling and kevin ignores LMAO
I was actually just thinking that I'd like to see Kevin play this and I love when he plays horror games and then he uploads this! I am very happy and excited! :) /gen
i am very happy and excited! /neg
I killed a 20 yr old woman and buried her body at -44.18750, 176.86904 in 1997 /gen
What does /gen mean and what does /neg mean.
@@Illhelppwn /gen is genuine and /neg is negative iirc, it's a tone indicators
I just love the fact that the demon is just hanging on top of the cabin and on the corners, but Kevin is just so oblivious to it lol
was crying over some shit earlier. thanks for being so consistent and funny. your videos always cheer me up.
Hope youâre feeling better now!
Same... But Kevin's videos never fail to put a smile on my face.
I hope you're better now!
Hope youâre okay buddy!!!!
appreciate yall's concern! i think i'm gonna be okay. got to talk to a friend about stuff today, was thinking about visiting a psychiatrist about it but i think i just needed to talk to someone.
hoping yall are doing good as well and have a nice day!
Same boat fellow commenter⊠Kevin never fails to pull through
I'm only 14 minutes into the video and I too feel the urge to just leave and play something happy. But Kevin's content is too good so I must continue.
"Some people like the smell of rotting corpses"
These people are called Jim Pickens.
I think the reason the bit at 28:57 was so viscerally horrible is that it's reminiscent of that jumpscare moment we've all had in real life when we see something in the corner of a dark room and think it's a person. So it's playing on a genuine moment of fear that's pretty ubiquitous and making it a 'reality' in a sense.
Kevin; "Ah it's in here somewhere isn't it" while looking directly at it
Also Kevin, seconds later; "Maybe not, i can't seem to find it."
Love how Kevin never noticed the demon crouched in the corner đ
Hey Kevin, great playthrough. I would recommend Sherlock: Chapter One, or you know, just another Barbie game. I saw there was a secret agent one
19:38 I love how he walks by a monster on the shelf without realizing it's there
Iâve wanted to watch someone play this for a while cuz the concept is so interesting but I get really scared and paranoid to the point of anxiety very easily so I couldnât. Thank you for playing this and making it lighthearted and watchable for scaredy cats like me~
What do you mean you're not a mortuary assistant? Then who's cleaning up bodies after Jim?
Love this! But what kind of "drugs" did Kevin think he was trying to get at in a mortuary? I'm no expert but I don't think dead people need medicine
Huffing those preservation chemicals idk
People smoke formaldehyde
@@sebastianraber5925 oh no! Formaldehyde directly causes myeloid leukemia and cancer deep within the nose!
19:41 the poor demon is waiting for Kevin to notice him, but he is just too busy searching for a flex bag LOL
19:40 is an absolute gem of a moment and judging by lack of Kevin's reaction I'd say he didn't notice it even during editing xD
what a lovely game to watch right after dinner, thank you kevin i'll have sweet dreams this evening i can just feel it
Kevin trying to play mortuary assistant is like Kevin trying to play Sims 1.
He ends up feckin failing
And also people are dead
I love how Kevin had a piece of paper, but first went with writing the demon's name on his hand. Anything to inscribe the symbols of hell on his body, classic Kev.
Imagine being a demon and kevin called you a weirdo instead of being freaked out by your crab walk
The greatest evil is when Kevin called the ceiling "the roof". Forget all those demons.
Hearing Kevin say "I hate Raymond" is really startling every goddamn time because that's my feckin name
I love how quickly Kevin left after moisturising Dorothy. Raymond wasnât even finished talking đ
I love how Kevin is so focused on either his task or fecking around that he sometimes just ignores demons standing atop cabinets.
Only Kevin can make me brave watching a horror game play through and not get scared. Itâs hilarious how you didnât see the demon. I couldnât stop laughing.
I love how Kevin plays a horror game, but still laughs at everything and gets scared, at the same time đ
Also thought it was hilarious that he missed a good jumpscare when the demon was up on the cabinet.
This is genuinely one of the funniest mortuary assistant gameplay ive ever watched lmao. Kevin being easily scared and clueless just makes it better.
Rewatching and heard ron screaming in the background... those goddam beans 28:43
Ah
So Kevin's trying the new "Try not to get age-restricted" challenge as well.
Ya love to see it
CZcams is infuriating lately, or more than normal I should say. They're still putting the ads for that gaming special all over with Markeplier's photo on it. This is a very tame example of content compared to what is out there on the platform. I guess whatever brings them the most money, that's what it always comes down to. Sorry for the rambling rant, thinking of this getting age restricted is so frustrating.
Hehe, never actually expected Kevin to play this game but boy am I glad he did đ»
28:44 the little âa beanâ in the background! So subtle but hilarious