Long awaited. You missed one by the way. When JC says "Jesus is on our side" referring to the long haired bloke attending their studio, rather than Watching Fifth Gear
"Excuse me sir, have you found Jesus?" "Yes, he's been hiding in the Top Gear audience for years." Who knew that the Lord and Saviour was a massive petrolhead?
After the first time, the producers were definitely combing through the crowd before each episode to find the most Jesus like guy in the audience in the hopes that Jeremy would see him
once i went out in a wool poncho to the offies with a(n ex) mate and some guy asked me if I was Jesus. Sadly, it wasn't Jeremy Clarkson, but this video seriously reminded me of that moment..
incT, do you know which episode Jeremy says "I can't even look at the front of this car because I get sexually excited" I Tried to find it but no use. I came across It on youtube a couple of years ago and now It just isn't there. One of my favorite clips
I thought there is another one from season when top gear got new studio because old one got burning. I think from season 10 episode 2 when Jeremy blame 5 gear for burning old studio
Long-haired dude whose hair is brown: *Exists*
Jezza: “JESUS!”
"GEE-ZÜS!"
as a long-haired dude whose hair is brown, i can confirm we are called Jesus on the regular
@@meatballtacos as a long long-haired dude with dark blond hair, i can confirm this too
@@meatballtacos As a bald man, I agree with you
@@meatballtacos i agree i have one coworker who only knows me as jesus
"An hour and 40 minutes the government is stealing from gee-zus" 😅 love the way Clarkson says Jesus.
how else are you supposed to say it?
@@avgeek222 Nee-Gus 🤯
That geezus looks like a pretty chill dude
GZUZ 187
@@avgeek222 I said I like how Clarkson says it. And judging by the 1k likes on my comments, a lot of people think the same.
Christ on a bike is my favorite thing now!
@Enhanced Potato yes I can
Have you seen spiderman on a unicycle playing the bagpipes?
Man w long hair=Jesus.
Clarkson Logic
And people love it!
*Hammond and May*
and sometimes a beard
And a beard
*white man with long hair
How To Escape A Dull Conversation:
1) Spot someone with long black hair and a beard.
2) Scream "JESUS IS HERE".
That should do it.
Yeah, that works i can confirm
😂
I just love how he just stops mid-sentence to just "JESUS IS HERE!!"
0:38 The guy actually blessed Jeremy 😂
I DIED
@@sedixmrboss5625 I'm so sorry, rip
@@shoutamagatsuchi3076 🤣🤣
3:00 Top Gear Dog AND Jesus in the same episode, what a legendary moment.
Ah... good old TG.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Clarkson: "JEEZUZ IZ HERE!"
show this compilation to anyone who doesn't know what top gear is
Great idea
Sounds like a great idea...
Who doesnt know : What the...
Jesus was gifted gold, frankincense, myrrh, and his own Top Gear complilation
Never watched top gear, I only know about it from videos like these
"Why is he dressed up as Hitler"
"Because cyclists need to be visible"
0:05
@@saagabragi6938 clutch time stamp
@@saagabragi6938 yeah man real helpful for the tik-tok generation who have sub 7 second attention spans
@@pigmentpeddler5811 Ok boomer
Long awaited. You missed one by the way. When JC says "Jesus is on our side" referring to the long haired bloke attending their studio, rather than Watching Fifth Gear
You mean jesus attending the studio
@@adnanrahman5883 😂 oh yes of course. My bad.
Do you know which episode that was? He actually says God is on our side because he sent his son along.
@@billlincoln2954 not too sure, but i think it might be from series 10 cause fifth gear set the studio props on fire (allegedly)
@@adnanrahman5883 Ah right
Lol I misread JC (Jeremy Clarkson) as Jesus Christ
God: “JESUS CHRIST!”
Jesus: “What?!”
God: “Get the Escalade, we’re outta here!”
"Excuse me sir, have you found Jesus?"
"Yes, he's been hiding in the Top Gear audience for years."
Who knew that the Lord and Saviour was a massive petrolhead?
Don't tell Greenpeace
so that's why they hate Christianity so bad! hahaha
🤪
Well, he "did not speak of his own Accord"
In the name of the Toyota Prado, and of the Datsun, and of the Holy Lotus Esprit, Amen 🙏😅
„Your dad gave the world supercharging“
A fitting video before Christmas. Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year everyone 🎄
That reminds me i need to watch middle east special
@@alcapone4159 its babijesus
The amount of pure wonder in Jezza’s voice is like a kid seeing Santa on Christmas
you missed
“the son of god doesnt go to fifth gear”
It’s just the pure shocked joy in his voice when he says his name.
This happened much more than I realised, and the fact that there’s enough times to make a mini compilation from it is funny😂😂
"Your dad gave the world superchargers" is now my favourite quote
After the first time, the producers were definitely combing through the crowd before each episode to find the most Jesus like guy in the audience in the hopes that Jeremy would see him
I love how it became a running gag for a bit just for no reason lmao
Imagine being the one guy who had to risk getting a fever or a cold just to make a 10 second shot of himself naked under the rain on a bike lmao
0:06 A proper start of a video about baby Jesus
The one from the last clip is the most similar to Jesus
inct has blessed us on the Eve of the birth of our savior, the stig
🤣
Even the lord is a fan of Clarkson✝
god: "son go down there because this guy and his friends are funny"
@@raulrosas5068 Jesus: "Yes, my heavenly Father." **descends to Earth**
Jesus actually gave JC a blessing before the handshake. Very episcopal of him.
1:41 nah m8 that's weird al yankovic
That Leicestershire jesus played that bit beautifully too w blessing jeremy at the beginning. Good man
The double take at 1:35 is the best
1:16 Jeremy proceeds to predict the future Top Gear cast
1:36 “you won’t get in, well they built that car…” JEREMY(does a double glance): “GEEEZUS IS HERE”
I love how they can repeat the same joke and it never stops being funny lmao
Jeremy Clarkson whenever he sees a long-haired man: JESUS 😲
"why is he dressed up as Hitler?"
cos it's the third bike
Where was his heilmet?
DarkViperAU needs to see this.
3:33 the beauty....
Merry JESUS-IS-HERE-mas, everyone! Stay safe out there and remember this neat Top Gear Fun Fact: Post 2015 TG is atrocious, only watch the Trio Era
I'm a teen with longer hair than that. I wonder what Jeremy would think of me!
Baby Jesus, probably
@@J.F.Christ Lol!
@@J.F.Christ
Bebe jeezus
The incT Christmas special
Leicestershire Jesus is really chill
The fact that there's enough for a compilation makes me so happy
I've been waiting for this one :D
It's nice of you to upload it in time for his Birthday
"Shut up now Jesus" ahahah
0:14 That must be Charlie
1:23 I think that's Rasputin
the fact that this needs a compilation says a lot
I like the last jesus he seems like a really friendly guy.
An hour and 40 minutes a week the government is stealing from Jesus is possibly my favourite line from top gear
"Right, that's enough from Jesus, now James is going to speak"
the perfect christmas gift
This is hilarious, especially the last clip. The last guy looks the most like Jesus 🤣
Thank you for this blessing you have brought upon us
I fucking LOVE your pfp
i hate your pfp. balance in the world
3:15 the English version of angel di maria
Clarkson is so focused on trying to find jesus 😂
i can't believe that there are enough moments of this that it's possible to fill a 3 minute and 34 second compilation.
You never know what you had until it’s gone… I miss top gear
They still make a show named Grand Tour
@@FOURTEEFIVE not the same
@@marcusjackson2874 the latest special was close
Jermey is like a dog who sees a squirrel
Mans found jusus more times then most Christians
very fitting
i like how jeremy yells “JESUS!” at someone who is almost an exact copy of Weird Al
Merry christmas
The first clip is gold
Can you do a “yeeessss” compilation?
Yeeeesssss
Jesus working a 9-5, 5 times a week💀🤣 And the govournment is stealing from him🤣🤣💀💀 I’m rolling
Meanwhile Jesus: How does he always find me?
I'm absolutely certain that the real Jesus would *love* these clips!
I'm sure he had a sense of humour!
He would be discussed by them.
@@Ghuridnasrani and what would they be talking about?
@@MojaveMoron Irish things.
I disagree, I think Jesus would be... cross.
I had no idea he did that more than once. 😂😂
Love how he mentions Freddy flintoff…
still amazing that when Jeremy completely forgets what hes saying when he sees a Jesus
The funniest part of this compilation is the fact Jezza has said this so many times there can be a compilation 😭
2:24
What was that clip from?
I swear Clarkson should make sure that "Jesus is here!" is on his gravestone.
Yes yes I enjoy being in the audience and interacting!
Nazareth doesn't have this excitement!
A Christmas gift from St Jeremy and pals.
Episode from the first the clip?
What is episode with the guy from Leicestershire
Only in a top gear compilation would a video about Jesus start with Hitler
2nd one was the best
I was at that Earl's Court Top Gear show 😊😊😊😊
what episode is the last clip from????
What an amazing meme that no one knew about until this video
random guy: has long hair
JC: OMG THATS GEEZUS
The smug face at the end 😂
2:55 "Who would like a Daihatsu C--zz--Jesus is here"
Any man with long dark hair is instantly Jesus
I miss this show so very much
Jeremy: *sees a man with long hair*
"OMG jEsUs Is hERe"
Only Jeremy Clarkson would have a jesus compilation.
That last guy had the beard and everything
Happy birthday, Jesus!
once i went out in a wool poncho to the offies with a(n ex) mate and some guy asked me if I was Jesus. Sadly, it wasn't Jeremy Clarkson, but this video seriously reminded me of that moment..
THE GOATS
Up next on top gear: “Jesus takes the wheel”
incT, do you know which episode Jeremy says "I can't even look at the front of this car because I get sexually excited" I Tried to find it but no use. I came across It on youtube a couple of years ago and now It just isn't there. One of my favorite clips
From the alfa romeo challenge i believe, s11e3
@@incTG Thank you, also for the great content
I thought there is another one from season when top gear got new studio because old one got burning. I think from season 10 episode 2 when Jeremy blame 5 gear for burning old studio
That last Jesus really looked like Jesus. Like, professional impersonator level.