Elden Ring - Secret dialogue of Sir Gideon about Ranni

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[@UnusualCharacters]

Hey there! I'm the voice of Gideon here. Would you mind including a link to my original video to give credit? :)

[@SoundIMD]

great work here! you nailed gideon fr

[@UnusualCharacters]

@@SoundIMD thank you!

[@Fordicus]

Your impression is so good man

[@MuseHijinks]

You sound almost exactly like him fr

[@MLGRACCOON]

I legit thought it was part of the game until he said blue cunny 💀

[@InquisitorThomas]

I think we’ve learned why the Great Will doesn’t speak to us anymore.

[@djcuevas1057]

Yeah now we know why ere tarnished

[@barrontrump3943]

@@djcuevas1057 the greater will is actually evil if you actually gathered and read item descriptiona

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

Every day we stray further from the Greater Will's light

[@Dirty_Bear22]

@@barrontrump3943 yeah, that’s why the ranni ending is the best imo.

[@omarssikins]

Good.

[@enderaceofspades8579]

The voice-acting was so on point, I actually thought that was an in-game line...
...until I heard him say cunny.

[@Wicked_Carnifex]

Its voiced by *the* voice actor so

[@fraserduffy4576]

@@Wicked_Carnifex get outta here

[@NexusKirin]

@@Wicked_Carnifex no ducking way

[@hua..]

@@Wicked_Carnifex the voice actor has a very minor but obvious lisp when speaking, this guy doesn't

[@ultradeathboy]

@@hua.. it is the voice actor. But this isn't in the game

[@ashenshield1712]

Miniature ranni: *"Don't do it."*
The player: *"I'M SORRY LITTLE ONE"*

[@LtCdrXander]

The best part about it is that miniature Ranni is alive.

[@Lyko5]

it becomes better if you're part of Darriwill's Ranni fan club

[@shuouma7120]

@@Lyko5 Dress her like Marissa from touhou and fill it to the brim.

[@Lyko5]

@@shuouma7120 ah... a man of culture...

[@PogShootMan]

He had me fooled with all the slang words I didn't understand until he started mentioning putting her in a jar

[@codydagg2259]

My fucking jaw dropped at the jar bit LMAO

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

@Valta Mus yeah same

[@gwyndolinschnee7015]

I think I know the exact reference

[@Mrholysymbol]

"puppet gush" should have been far more than enough 😂

[@fabi3790]

@@Mrholysymbol well depends on your language knowledge
I don't know what that means
I don't know the word cunny
So I had my doubts when he mentioned what Ranni could do to us. The jar solded it

[@Garl_Vinland]

“A miniaturized version of Ranni. Down to the last detail”
Yes I’ve seen Japanese Dolls

[@axby1922]

So full sized Ranni is our Kitagawa?

[@Garl_Vinland]

@@axby1922 My Dress up Empyrean

[@amazingdany]

Real®ones too. 😏

[@TheBucketBrigade]

The best part about this is the 6 different "About Ranni" prompts. Literally going "I have several questions..."

[@Dartokenove]

who wouldn't want to know more about their future wife?

[@jason7richards]

This right here. Love it

[@atoucangirl]

just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni just Ranni

[@mrwolandzeta1499]

Hello, I missed this dialogue and since I am a perfectionist 😅 can I ask you at what moment in history you can listen to it?

[@lurakin88]

​@@mrwolandzeta1499It's AI generated. it's not actually in the game

[@degrengolada2360]

Gideon really knows whats up, he is not called "All knowing" for nothing

[@TrueHikingViking]

I'd upvote but you have 666 likes, which is appropriate for this cursed video

[@johnnyringo35]

ranni calls him All Daddy

[@Captain_Blue_Balls]

Took me about 10 seconds to realize that his words were suggestive. Took me about 10 more seconds to realize this was totally genius XD

[@Deathwept]

I swear I started watching this, and I was like how the hell did I miss this!? As the video progressed it only got better 😂 awesome video!

[@thatoneblackdude3333]

Hey man cool to see you here

[@Deathwept]

@@thatoneblackdude3333 much love homie! Huge Elden Ring fan!

[@helixmoss9957]

Haha damn, our boi is here

[@dariusfafoutakis8021]

@@Deathwept How's the playthrough going?

[@Deathwept]

@@helixmoss9957 you know it 😎

[@LifeofPalos]

This might be one of the best Elden Ring videos ever. BRAVO.

[@user-nh8le8uv6g]

Honestly the best I’ve seen so far.

[@Gimbap]

Honest...

[@viktorpagels7569]

Cursed comment in a cursed video in a cursed world. I love it.

[@xenodude4718]

Ain't originally theirs.

[@Yougotcaged102]

Bravo Vince

[@somebodyoncetoldme5203]

Sir Gideon Ofnir has now become the most relatable character in the game and killing him now fills me with nothing but sorrow, grief, and emptiness.

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

I, too, enjoy committing genocide on a whole village

[@garry3240]

ok

[@herb2110]

we were simply culling the competition

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@herb2110 He would understand. The need for puppet gush is strong.

[@Superbgamer-qv1cf]

If he were so all-knowing, then why didn't he know that I was gonna kick his ass?

[@mellowdarkness3344]

I was like "wait a minute, how did I..." And then when he said about sticking Ranni in a jar I just bursted out laughing

[@jacthing1]

I was confused about that for a second when I read the comments. Wondering if that was a euphemism that I'd never heard before until I actually heard him say it lol

[@mayoniez4308]

Idk what is funnier, the video itself or the people asking how to unlock this conversation

[@dale3829]

I thought it was an outtake

[@coryscout1]

I love how it starts with such an accusatory tone, like he's gonna scold you. But the time he's done being down horrendous, he's just like "Anyway see you around"

[@lilben4184]

And she was a good friend.

[@armoredp]

I got suspicious at “puppet gash” but the voice acting was so good I thought it had some old English different meaning 😂

[@MarkoAN1]

This video is so absolutely well done, that in my second playthrough to get her ending, i stopped by Gideon more than once to see if i could unlock this conversation.

[@alisthesia]

At least you weren't trying to find a jar for a secret cutscene

[@NO122221]

@@alisthesia you make a jar for her out of Alexander's nephew.

[@pamelotms5867]

@@NO122221 hey Alexander... Can you... Hold on to this form me?
- sure what for? Wait why are you?? Oh- oh god no! Please no!!
Im sory for traumatising anyone who read this

[@Silly_Illidan]

@@alisthesia a cracked pot is also usable

[@Guilherme-Ribeiro597]

Blaidd: T-Tarnished.. what is this in the jar with miniature ranni?
Tarnished: errr... Albinauric... Blood?

[@greatdust8347]

They should call him Sir Gideon Ofnir the all-cultured!

[@arthoormoorgen9492]

Holy hell I thought it was real until I saw dozens of "About Ranni" LMAO. In my head how could Sir Gideon The All Knowing have this maidenless behavior?

[@myamdane6895]

Did the cum jar not fill you with doubts?

[@ABIGD0G]

Really? That was what gave it away? You really thought ranni cum jar dialogue is in the game?

[@chillax319]

@@myamdane6895 Or the mention of puppet gush and blue cunny?

[@edgarallenpo8330]

... Putting her in a jar line.

[@djcuevas1057]

@@chillax319 nah thats just george.

[@billbadson7598]

Was wondering what GRRM’s contribution was to the writing of the game. Question answered!

[@XcaptainXobliviousX]

dont forget sex doll man. definitely not a single miyazaki vibe from a quest line about trying to turn a demigod into your personal coom puppet.

[@Toksyuryel]

@@XcaptainXobliviousX How easily we forget Bloodborne

[@skebaba918]

@@XcaptainXobliviousX Without condoning or condemning, I understand
-Me to Seluvis

[@MrEmpty-eq1se]

@@XcaptainXobliviousX I fcking knew it, when I did the quest line and found the basement I just told my friend that now I knew that there was in fact influence of GRRM's in the game, it took me a solid minute to process the scene since I couldn't comprehend if it was a mistake or FS had really put an innuendo like that in the game 💀

[@maninblack3410]

@@MrEmpty-eq1se Grrm didn’t write anything that was in the game. Only the past. This is super easy to look up as both grrm and Miyazaki have both said it in interviews.

[@handikoct4024]

Gideon ofnir the all knowing, and the one who wrote “try fingers” message in Ranni’s rise.

[@DiegoHernandez-vv3iv]

He really got me in the first half lol

[@aaronsanders6162]

And the second half

[@locke2517]

If you've read any of "A song of ice and fire", then you'll know this 1000% sounds like George R. R. Martin's writing. Good job. I thought it was legit for a second.

[@maninblack3410]

He didn’t write any of the dialogue tho

[@locke2517]

Sure, but the devs may have taken inspiration from his work. This really does sound like him

[@ablus]

@@maninblack3410 boggart

[@vsGoliath96]

@@maninblack3410 Even if he didn't write any of the dialogue, and he certainly didn't, you can't convince me that "Marika's tits!" wasn't 100% his fault.

[@ThanatorRider]

@@ablus “At a certain point in the game there needs to be a character in the game that uses the expression ‘Marika’s tits!’ This is essential to the world I’m creating.”

[@Garl_Vinland]

*hand over potion to Gideon*
“A wise choice. I’ll go ahead and dispose of this.”
Gideon: *Heavy breathing*

[@hayateftw1]

Gideon is based

[@brutis41]

We re all familiar with the peculiar draw of the blue cunny. Since i discovered the witches quest line my tarnished tackle has been worse for wear and practically rendred asunder from friction.

[@schneiderdark9132]

We've felt such draw, ever since Sir Shepard first crossed the galaxy!

[@jazeenharal6013]

hahaha

[@joeking6972]

Hell yeah she bad af

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Once a year, however, cometh a month wherein no permittance to tickle thine tackle shall be allowed.

[@quackplay9243]

Pardon my bluntness, tackle means dick right?

[@aidanchilders9043]

Gideon dropping the most insane and profligate monologue ever and then immediately switching gears and telling us to get back to work and head to the capitol already like WE'RE the ones wasting time is absolutely 100% in character for him

[@ohno.6516]

Gideon after saying the most horrendous, despicable, depraved shit ever: “Anyways, go do your job”

[@SmegmaEnjoyer_OFFICIAL]

A man after my own heart. Gideon truly is all knowing

[@SlayerNerin]

Ranni in need of correction 💢💢

[@corentinesummers8259]

Lots of rapping.

[@gluever54]

Bratty witch starting the night of black knives 💢💢

[@portalmanHUN]

Damn witch brat 💢💢 Seducing Tarnished 💢💢

[@TheRealL1R]

damn bratty goddess..💢💢. seducing tarnished... rape correction needed... 💢💢

[@ElDrHouse2010]

I almost believed it then he says "cunny".

[@mcgoose258]

you absolutely had me fooled for a moment given the role that puppets play in the backstory between Seluvis and Gideon.

[@tsurugi5]

AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHLLL KNOWING

[@protossoverlord8345]

Based Gideon

[@TakoBoi123]

DAMN BLUE WITCH! 💢
CONSPIRING WITH THE TARNISHED! 💢
CORRECTION IS NEEDED!!! 😭💢😭💢😭💢

[@andron7108]

"-And dont forget to find the Albinauric woman."

[@fuckendoinkcunt7453]

This is unbelievably well made

[@vgman94]

I was convinced it was real until he said “Tarnished seed”. 💀

[@MrMaksibon]

ALL KNOWING

[@Iterator_NSH]

He just like me. He just like me fr fr

[@The94Venom]

"I commend your determination, but alas... none shall take the cunny."

[@SteelBallRun1890]

The All Knowing is the right title because he knows Ranni is the best.

[@swyft1872]

The flame of frenzy is strong in this one

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

The serene music coupled with Him talking about absolutely railing her is hilarious

[@dgrmn12345]

And then I remembered George RR Martin was one of the writers of this game. Given his reputation, his crafted words did not disappoint.

[@DeltaD36]

Lover, O Lover
time for Jar.

[@MafiaAzuI]

THE ALLLL KNOWINGGGG

[@xanthousfishjeretuna9778]

I actually fell for this for a second, pretty good voicing here

[@gregcross8486]

Morgott was right about us, "foul tarnished"

[@saladv3028]

Blue cunny got me acting different fr

[@taeniskey5253]

Yo this was funny af I almost believed it for a second, Gideon need to chill 🤣

[@shambleshef]

Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All Cooming

[@gilgermesch]

I love how the game finds so many intricate ways to give us insight into its rich and multi-faceted lore

[@basedesidisi1108]

I feel bad for all the people who will come to this video thinking it's something related the quest lmao

[@icetide9411]

At first I thought this was legit, then I quickly realized that there was no way it was true because THE GREAT SIR GIDEON, THE ALL KNOWING, DOES NOT GET DECEIVED BY THE TEMPTATIONS OF FLESH AND WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH LOATHSOME THINGS

[@redhunter9669]

“Tarnished tackle” is just about the most creative thing you possibly could have called it.

[@portl1298]

Gideon a real one fr

[@apexreactions4231]

We did it boys, we found George R. R. Martin's contribution to Elden Ring

[@davidmason8495]

"Your Tarnished Tackle" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

"But, I must warn you Tarnished, the TEMPTATION of the Blue Gash is *strong* beyond belief. I too have felt the CALL of her *PUPPET HANDS* upon my *TACKLE.* Just imagine, Tarnished. What those *four armpits* must smell like."
- Sir Gideon "Sseth" Ofnir.

[@Duskwalker68]

Glad he understood why I had to fight him!

[@MrRfh3]

we are reaching levels of curse that shouldn't be possible

[@peteybakedziti8908]

Oh man I remember when anon posted the vocaroo for this, I cried laughing

[@andre300399]

Now that's something George R.R. Martin would write by sure

[@lopey5035]

Even funnier how many people out of the loop will stumble on this

[@muertem7875]

They dont call him the *All* *knowing* for nothing

[@LazyDarkLord]

I am more of a red rotussy person rather a blue puppet gush.

[@OdinChicken]

every day we stray further and further from the great will

[@christopherandersson5082]

I may have been drunk but the voice is too close. Had me actually questioning reality

[@iw3467]

Not even my man Gideon can't resist the cute and funny 😭😭

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

''The Two Fingers expect as much of you as they do of young Gideon...''

[@4uk4a285]

hideo kojima is a genius writer

[@ceral1871]

He didn't work on this game

[@tsurugi5]

@@ceral1871 he did

[@realkingofantarctica]

I wasn't terribly suspicious at the beginning, until I heard "blue cunny" which made me wonder if I had heard this dialogue before. Then the moment Gideon started talking about "'er four arms" and I knew this was too down bad for Elden Ring dialogue standards. That build-up was very well played.

[@deadfurydbf9647]

Blue cunny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Callmelalo]

I lost it when he said “Tarnished tackle” I bout shit my pants 🤣🤣

[@Lovelle1]

Trying to re-structure the order of the world like that.
Smug witch needs correction. 💢💢

[@Niedlich69]

I may be a dogged fellow, but I am Ranni's dogged fellow.

[@wealthybone2990]

Dude for a second there I thought this real and that I thought wait how did I miss this but until I heard blue cunny and jar I knew this wasn't real but holy shit whoever did the voice acting or it maybe the even the actual VA themselves sounded amazing, this was hilarious and I wish I saw this sooner but it seems like Gideon also is a Ranni lover.

[@dislikebutton6269]

This. This is why the Fingers are silent these days.

[@queefuszingelton]

“Your… Tarnished Tackle.” Lmao

[@boingheed2710]

actually brilliantly voice acted
thought it was real for a second

[@SS_BAJA]

It took me until “cunny” to realize this was a meme

[@sirrealism7300]

I swear i can hear subtle vine booms

[@felixgutierrez993]

Time to whip out the CRACKED JAR

[@roberteospeedwagon44]

That was some of the best voice acting I’ve ever heard. Very good impression!

[@xenmaster2203]

“The draw to the blue cunny.”
Fuck, I’m dying…

[@combatpilot9062]

A man cannot fill the jar, not even you.

[@techn9cian09]

Sir Gideon being maidenless for 64sec

[@Hyperzertoon01]

CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY I LOVE CUNNY
Also damn i want someone to mod this in game

[@Fluskar]

clicked on this vid thinking it was a normal lore vid and got caught off guard halfway through when i heard cunny

[@chuvits217]

When Gideon says "Tarnished, a word." you fuckin' listen

[@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290]

Wow, great edit, the writing captures Martin's style perfectly.

[@OkamiSam]

BRO WHAT?!?!?!?

[@Failthron153]

its a pardoy!

[@Mhirin]

I see the legacy of the guy who put this rainbow pony toy in a jar and "filled" it up lives on!
But many are forgetting the part where that guy left the jar on his radiator whilst it was turned on, and he ended up creating the real-life version of a caramelized scarlet rot! XD

[@ChaldeaWarmaster]

Only bronies remember that so vividly. I should know.

[@dolphinpower1107]

When the video started I was literally thinking damn the voice sounds a little off, and the blue gash happened.

[@jamalisujang2712]

Uuuuooooooohhh😭😭😭 Empyrian belly and chest!!! Erotic!!! Uuuuoooooooooohhhh😭😭😭
I wish I have a gaming pc.

[@RyanTheMan000]

The jar bit broke me

[@LastSliceOfPie77]

I'm in sacred tears rn 😭

[@TheBoltMaster456]

"The draw to the blue cunny" fucking KILLED ME! 😂😭💀

[@582time]

The voice work and script are on point love it.

[@Helxas]

"I know it may seem strange. The Two Fingers forbade it. I'll tell you, it is an ancient rite, now known only to me..."
"Aye, 'tis a cardinal sin. But what of it? Not even the Two Fingers could resist."
"Tarnished, I am not ashamed. Power like this does not come without sacrifice."
"...No matter what the cost, I will become Elden Lord."