I do NOT want to imagine dung eater slapping my ass in a freindly manner...friendly dung eater is actually mroe worrying than psycho dung eater also i still stand with roderika, always thought her and hewg has a father daughter relationship if anything great vid tho
"Millicent only sees you as a friend." "Yeah. I know." "so . . . you won't try to date her?" "Nope." "So why do you keep bringing her up." "Because we're friends. We just have benefits!" "Shit you're right."
Me, who might be bisexual : "What about Miquella?" Gideon : "Three reasons. Too young, he's male, and his big sister." Me : "That's all?" Gideon : "And he's dead, I guess."
Exactly!Everyone talks about women, but how 'bout we talk about men? If this all-knowing asshole starts shittalking my lovable little omen, then may Gods that dwell beyond the stars have mercy on him, for I will not.
@@l.o.v.e-sick5330Mohg: We don't talk about it Miquella: Absolutely not a option Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse Radahn: He's an good choice unless he's in the scarlet rot corruption Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place Godrick: It's not even a option Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch
@@Eric6761 Also, adding to my previous response, Morgott has his summoned weapons and Mohg had created Blood oath incantations. What I'm saying is that they can probably teach some more of these to you, and same goes for Radagon, especially considering he studied not only incantations, but also sorceries. Likewise, Rykard brought Gelmir hexes back into use as magma sorcery and Radahn was a master of gravity magic. They can probably teach you too. Combine pleasant with useful, so to say.
@@Eric6761 Oh, shut up "Mohg: We don't talk about it Godrick: It's not even a option" Why not? "Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse" Friendly reminder that just like Radahn wasn't always a rotting corpse-eating psycho, Rykard wasn't always a snake. And, considering what we know about him, I doubt you will see him as "little brother". "Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place" Did you wanted to say logistics? Anyway, if it means I can date Morgott, then I don't give a fuck. I'll find how to deal with it. "Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch" Oh, I doubt he is this bad, especially if you adhere to the Golden Order. The worst he can do is divorce you because his other half told him to. In conclusion: Oh, shut up. And you talked only the demigods, when there are also Varre, Godfrey, Diallos and others. And even then you forgot Godwyn. He probably was great before getting stabbed and becoming a vegetable fish, ya know.
Ngl, suprised to see Gideon is a man of culture in saying Marika is the better option than her daughters
If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother.
@@fogsstertruly the all-knowing
Some grim foreshadowing
I mean Ranni is a terrorist and Malenia has STDs, so Marika doesn’t have a high bar to clear
"Welcome to the club buddy."
*[ DEATHBLIGHT ]*
Don't forget that Millicent also has the scarlet rot, so you'll have to constantly cast Flame Cleanse Me.
This got me good.
"My Crystal Ball in my Cabinet"
Truly a Man of Culture
I do NOT want to imagine dung eater slapping my ass in a freindly manner...friendly dung eater is actually mroe worrying than psycho dung eater
also i still stand with roderika, always thought her and hewg has a father daughter relationship if anything
great vid tho
We need to ask the quintessential question... "Who the hell is Senna?".
i've been wondering the same thing my self
"And you'll have to hear she's the blade of miquella" 😂😂😂 true
i strongly argue that alexander is the best girl
Shits real
This is the one true option that the game provides, although I must say there’s that one option with soft hands to talk about as well . . .
"Millicent only sees you as a friend."
"Yeah. I know."
"so . . . you won't try to date her?"
"Nope."
"So why do you keep bringing her up."
"Because we're friends. We just have benefits!"
"Shit you're right."
Keep telling yourself that bro, keep telling yourself that. You’ll find out the hard way
@@imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626Never trust anyone who calls you 'bro' despite never having heard of you before.
Man, this was an amazing ride!
Like Marika and Radagon are both equally hot….
YO YOU DONT SAY THAT ABOUT RODERICA WRTF
The Hayetta and Marika part.🤣🤣🤣
1:50 no she means I’m a big strong tarnished 😭 you can’t take that away from me
Me, who might be bisexual : "What about Miquella?"
Gideon : "Three reasons. Too young, he's male, and his big sister."
Me : "That's all?"
Gideon : "And he's dead, I guess."
Mohg lester 445 secret account?
5th reason: He’ll try to roast you to beef so he can become a god
I say go for the Albanoric archer girl she will willingly become yours like literally become your summoning free willingly she want to be yours
Of course the all knowing knows it is wise to play also the role of the maiden... LOL
Ending is golden!
2:44 still not gonna stop me
So this is the real reason our tarnished becomes the elden lord
Damn, I wonder if Hyetta only started choking so hard in Liurnia, because she realized, what the bananas she swallowed were.
You are damn magician 😂
mommy Malenia... 😳😳😳
Does he really say this I'm playing the game right now and apparently I missed all of this
This is hilarious 😂
MC: It's not a problem, to be honest
Gideon: Well, I'll take my words back for claiming thou're not down so bad
Switch roles for sure 😂😂😂👉🏻🎉
Holy f how could you even write this line?
And this is why I only made children with Lansax to secure a ally
im new to the game but i’m laughing my ass off trying to think if this is A.I or in the actual game
Aight man I’m gonna be honest here………. Thumbnail sauce?
Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All Knowing
Why not see the all knowing talk about the men of elden ring, some certain people would appreciate that
Exactly!Everyone talks about women, but how 'bout we talk about men?
If this all-knowing asshole starts shittalking my lovable little omen, then may Gods that dwell beyond the stars have mercy on him, for I will not.
@@l.o.v.e-sick5330Mohg: We don't talk about it
Miquella: Absolutely not a option
Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse
Radahn: He's an good choice unless he's in the scarlet rot corruption
Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place
Godrick: It's not even a option
Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch
@@Eric6761 Also, adding to my previous response, Morgott has his summoned weapons and Mohg had created Blood oath incantations. What I'm saying is that they can probably teach some more of these to you, and same goes for Radagon, especially considering he studied not only incantations, but also sorceries. Likewise, Rykard brought Gelmir hexes back into use as magma sorcery and Radahn was a master of gravity magic. They can probably teach you too.
Combine pleasant with useful, so to say.
@@Eric6761 Oh, shut up
"Mohg: We don't talk about it
Godrick: It's not even a option"
Why not?
"Rykard: Same problem as said with Rya although worse"
Friendly reminder that just like Radahn wasn't always a rotting corpse-eating psycho, Rykard wasn't always a snake. And, considering what we know about him, I doubt you will see him as "little brother".
"Morgott: Not a bad choice however the ligogistics are all over the place"
Did you wanted to say logistics?
Anyway, if it means I can date Morgott, then I don't give a fuck. I'll find how to deal with it.
"Radagon: Don't have kids with him, he's a bitch"
Oh, I doubt he is this bad, especially if you adhere to the Golden Order. The worst he can do is divorce you because his other half told him to.
In conclusion: Oh, shut up.
And you talked only the demigods, when there are also Varre, Godfrey, Diallos and others. And even then you forgot Godwyn. He probably was great before getting stabbed and becoming a vegetable fish, ya know.
Elden waifus
oh yes
he didn't mention Renalla though.
I’m more of a Rennala guy
1:19 I think Millicent sees you as her savior not a friend I don’t think it would be hard to date Millicent just gotta be careful of that rotussy
2 videos and I still dont know who the fuck is Senna
how do i download the cover art
The appropriate phrasing for that question is:
Pls give me sauce
@@Sinhsseax are you calling me
@@Sinhsseax Hee was it 🤔
@@canerkutlutvhaving a porn addiction isn’t funny guys😢😔
Roazted