Almark "its same shit every year, its the same shit every year, every year i see kids blowing shit up, kids posing and dressing like hookers on the internet. Every decade kids do stupid shit"
I used to have a friend and enjoyed my conversation with him till he became a father and began telling me about his kids . I got very annoyed to the point where i blocked him on my phone and my Facebook as well.
Thank god for George Carlin. Parents are always like "Well, you would say that because until you have a child you'll never understand." Well, George Carlin has kids and still has enough sense to speak the truth.
I dont have kids and that is still my opinion!! They are their parents whole fuckin world or their parents worst inconvenience!! One or the other!! Unbelievable!!
Wait, he had kids? Then how come he seems so angry about parents and the kids they have? I mean, seems a bit odd to say you don't give a shit about kids when you HAVE children of your own...please correct me though if i'm being stupid, as usual...
I see these moms in my neighborhood. Three kids trailing behind, pushing the stroller with the toddler, and pregnant. Her role in life? Pushing out units.
Remember when he predicted the stock market dropping 2,000 points in a day, and people in the streets engaging in a civil war with police officers? No doubt in my mind he's gonna be right this time too. If his timetable is right, we've got 30 years left.
CZcams appeared in 2005 he passed in 08 he made that joke of putting the video on CZcams almost a foreshadowing of things to come with CZcams very smart man well missed
I think that maybe he really was a time traveler ala Bill and Teds excellent adventures because he saw and said things that are happening right before our very eyes. How about televised beheadings years before ISIS started to do it. Now that's scary to me.
@@gaylenewood7707 he said he is merely an observer watching the slow spiral of the drain humanity is going down, and enjoying the extreme human behavior along the way. So really CZcams deteroriating is a part of that, so he did predict it lol
‘Todd is in the seventh grade now, he’s in the cheese club!’ LOL as a Wisconsinite, this had me thinking of small towns here. I bet schools actually have a cheese club.
ben flamini he’s 100% serious. I’m sure he moved past attempting to red pill people in one sitting. Likely his aim was to simply plant the seed and get people THINKING and at least recognizing how utterly helpless, dumb, and sedated we’ve become.
I was lucky- I had cool parents that let me watch the Carlin HBO specials starting when I was about ten years old. I finally got to see him live shortly before his death. You were the best.
My parents were the same way. Carlin was my favorite comedian. Funny thing my parents kind of encouraged me to watch him because of how insightful he was. My mom told me “you could learn a lot from him”.
I laugh at it because no one else would be rude enough to say this stuff. These are all things that we are so polite and sensitive about. And it's almost unbearable to think that our kids have no future. So its an ideal subject for humour - something no one would say. I cried with laughter the first time I watched this, though I can't say I agree with all of it.
“Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?”― Tennessee Williams.
George Carlin sometimes speaks such truth, that I don't even find it funny because I'm genuinely horrified of the truth he speaks. This is one of those times.
I can tell you whats happening nobody gives a shit. But the ones that do are very unique and carry a lot for this childhood society. People forget and they dont see what they are doing or causing and its a squeez the charmin ripple effect and get in the way this may be our last day
Wow. I never knew Carlin even knew CZcams existed. It's completely different than it is now but holy shit. I feel much less disconnected from him and his later era after hearing him say "CZcams"
This is by far one of the greatest comics of all time. I notice the culture difference it is very hard for my people to accept the truth but the good old apology is validation if your opinion offends.
I understand his frustration. I've been trying to wake up people for a large part of my life. It's exhausting. You have to be strong and able to keep motivated to not get bitter. Its a hard job. You often stand alone. Even when your surrounded by people it can feel alone.
As amazing as he was, it’s definitely a blessing for him that he passed away when he did. He would definitely be overwhelmingly infuriated with today’s society. However he’d have no shortage of things to complain about.
Only people who like to hear stories of someone’s children is so when it is their turn to talk about their kids, they can tell you how much better their kids are than yours.
"pumping out a unit" "like an assembly line, like a factory" and the funny onomatopoeias, George Carlin was the ultimate comedian, and the more hair he lost the funnier and more brutally honest he got.
I was blessed to see Mr Carlin with my Dad(also a George)we lost 2 weeks ago today. 20 days before his 89th birthday. Thank you George Carlin and my Dad,George. Love both of you. From a Canadian fan. 🇨🇦❤❤🙏😎✌🌈🦋
Just six weeks before George moved onto the next plane. What a comic genius! When I first started listening to Carlin (early 70's), he made me laugh. In later years, he made me think. Love George!!
George Carlin, JUST HIS NAME means greatness one of the greatest talents of MY GENERATION, 2019,HIS story telling IS TIMELESS....PS RIP IN the AFTERLIFE....
"I call it 'pumping out a unit'!!! . . . Ohhhh, but it's Sooooooo SPECIAL!!!" FINALLY, somebody actually has the guts to tell it like it totally is regarding KIDS!!! Special ONLY to the egotistical parents who "pumped out a unit"
George you left us a few years back but I can attest that we have arrived at that ball of shit in less 40 to 50 years. This planet has been put on fast forward.
GC was an ambassador of truth, thats why he was loved so much. Just imagine how much we could have prevented from listening to him. This man will forever be my idol... so help you god ;-) R.I.P
Saw Carlin live five or six times....just brilliant...delivery, thoughts, nothing staged, pure truisms, with a dose of cynicism, sarcasm, and a dash of time.
Polluting the Earth with these creatures who have no future. Classic
I’m 97% certain I’m one of them.
in the words of Dr. Manhattan *it's too late always has been always will be...to late*
Carlin is so fucking right on that issue
I never had kids. Not apologizing 😊
Oh wow
These little gargoyles.
I call it pumping out a unit! Kathung! Kathung!
i am a gargoyle
666 likes lel
That they have loosed from their loins
hahahahaha
can you imagine what he would say about the modern day world of social media and its narcissism?
Almark "its same shit every year, its the same shit every year, every year i see kids blowing shit up, kids posing and dressing like hookers on the internet. Every decade kids do stupid shit"
And helicopter parents
He might change his viewpoint of only having one kid. One means it's highly likely you end up with a narcissistic child.
He would probably give himself a heart attack.
@Jane Doe he said we should investigate 911 before he died
I love this older completely jaded cynical and brutally honest version of Carlin .
But's that is how he has always has been.
@@justinambru8529 Have a look at his earlier work when he was younger .
@@justinzaff How do you think he's come to that conclusion...?
@@1sweetree Noticing patterns in people over time and getting too old to be anything but honest .
I prefer the older George, His facial expressions were an added bonus on top of his already hilarious stuff, Hail Hail George.
Let me tell you something folks... nobody cares about your children okay? We don't care.... Best line ever.
I used to have a friend and enjoyed my conversation with him till he became a father and began telling me about his kids . I got very annoyed to the point where i blocked him on my phone and my Facebook as well.
That's why they're *YOUR* children!
@@Kuro_kazz ..so you can care about them and we don't have to bother.
Lol i feel that way not only about children but everyone and everything
@@hatehypocrisy1 xD
This should be mandatory watching for all parents.
I'm curious what would happen.
Yes
@@doreenlee9304 I'm watching it. I got kids. Can't stop laughing.
no
@@devonoknabo2582 great input
Comedy is the best way of tellin the truth. This man proved it
Tom Thomas Really? Mainstream comedians tell the truth?
I think that comment is comical, you should think about doing your own show.
Comedy is only good at telling the truth when society is already upside down
Tom Thomas Ok but who asked?
Social critic
@@Wtfdrewrustupid oh fuckoff
If having a kid was so special there wouldn’t be billions of us.
he aged into a perfect version of himself and left right on time
Very well said dude!
Wtf.no we still need him
I wish he had stayed like this and lived another 15 to 20 years.
If he still lived, he would continue shitting on right wingers like the liberals and conservatives in 2020 ahaha
@@richardmatias8106 we would've cancelled him cause we suck!
Thank god for George Carlin. Parents are always like "Well, you would say that because until you have a child you'll never understand." Well, George Carlin has kids and still has enough sense to speak the truth.
Hell yah! Its not always sunshine and sprinkles. And guess what? No cares lol
I dont have kids and that is still my opinion!! They are their parents whole fuckin world or their parents worst inconvenience!! One or the other!! Unbelievable!!
He was right when he said “just have one kid” because George himself had only one child.
Wait, he had kids? Then how come he seems so angry about parents and the kids they have? I mean, seems a bit odd to say you don't give a shit about kids when you HAVE children of your own...please correct me though if i'm being stupid, as usual...
Bowserjr1213 , he had a daughter named Kelly and loved her much. Though I guess he didn’t mind getting a good laugh at her expense in dinner time lok
The greatest comedian of all time.
Yeah great man
Found the white guy
No Kevin Hart is
@@kindleyfernand4389 LMAO
Comedian/philosopher!
I see these moms in my neighborhood. Three kids trailing behind, pushing the stroller with the toddler, and pregnant. Her role in life? Pushing out units.
@@MPeaches1958 The one I'm talking about is a Republican. Trump's tax breaks went to the rich.
@@MPeaches1958
Ironically, this is a dream wife for many republicans: A unit pusher.
@@fluffynator6222 LOL 😂😂
George Carlin, saying out loud what everybody really thinks.
"These little gargoyles that they've loosed from their loins."
😄
His prediction on what this planet's gonna look like in 50 years is really making me nervous lol
Yeah because this world is well on its way to fulfilling his prediction sadly.
Remember when he predicted the stock market dropping 2,000 points in a day, and people in the streets engaging in a civil war with police officers? No doubt in my mind he's gonna be right this time too. If his timetable is right, we've got 30 years left.
Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.
If I see this comment one more time...
@@daniel1982641 stfu xtremetoomanynumbers
@RobMacRay If he's a spook, then you are a dumb fuck.
@RobMacRay blahhhhh
Yea every video says the same comment.
Pumping out a unit. Priceless
Bruh how many comments are you going to make on videos
@@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911 it's Carlin, so probably all of em.
My dad name is jeff and I got s twin brother🤣
How are you everywhere?
@@zohandvir7606 automated thumbs up through a bot network
CZcams appeared in 2005 he passed in 08 he made that joke of putting the video on CZcams almost a foreshadowing of things to come with CZcams very smart man well missed
CZcams was already pretty big by 08. It took off almost immediately. IIRC, Google bought it in 06.
Well he didnt predict that CZcams have assholes who is killing it..
@@SuperDevolution yeah the cool youtube "broadcast yourself". Good old days. Now it's a children's playground.
I think that maybe he really was a time traveler ala Bill and Teds excellent adventures because he saw and said things that are happening right before our very eyes. How about televised beheadings years before ISIS started to do it. Now that's scary to me.
@@gaylenewood7707 he said he is merely an observer watching the slow spiral of the drain humanity is going down, and enjoying the extreme human behavior along the way. So really CZcams deteroriating is a part of that, so he did predict it lol
‘Todd is in the seventh grade now, he’s in the cheese club!’
LOL as a Wisconsinite, this had me thinking of small towns here. I bet schools actually have a cheese club.
I live in fucking Phillips and I'm from the South
Shit is quite different here.
Pinconning, MI might have a cheese club or two.
that's why Todd is sitting on the crapper. To export the "cheese".
I agree with a lot of what Carlin says. But a cheese club sounds pretty dope.
In NJ we have heroin club
I feel like he's incredibly serious and people just laugh at it like it's a joke
He is serious and it is funny
ben flamini he’s 100% serious. I’m sure he moved past attempting to red pill people in one sitting. Likely his aim was to simply plant the seed and get people THINKING and at least recognizing how utterly helpless, dumb, and sedated we’ve become.
Everything he says is serious. There’s no debate
Because thats what it is
Yes I feel that too. He’s utterly serious and people can’t believe someone would be that honest so they laugh.
I was lucky- I had cool parents that let me watch the Carlin HBO specials starting when I was about ten years old. I finally got to see him live shortly before his death. You were the best.
Me too!!! My dad let me watch and listen to Carlin when I was around 9 or 10 years old. Great times! I sure miss the guy!
You guys had cool parents dammit :’(
@@ubersheep6517 you’re not alone
My parents were the same way. Carlin was my favorite comedian. Funny thing my parents kind of encouraged me to watch him because of how insightful he was. My mom told me “you could learn a lot from him”.
"Hey! Do you wanna see some pictures of my kid-?"
"NO!!! Just describe them to me."
Ha-ha!!! Classic! lol
"Don't even replace your husband...he's already done enough damage as it is"
My wife dies in laughter...
The husband is second only to the damage some of the liberated women have done. Karen's included!
"Giselle is 5 and already she's had 9 periods" lmao
Probably from all the growth hormone in the meat
Definitely a George Soros funded bot Someone doesn’t know how periods work
I think George messed up the numbers here. 9 year old with 5 periods may have better effect.
@@howardOKC Would make more sense, but what he said was funnier because it is so unrealistic.
@@robertmorrison1657 buddy, you explained it very well
I wonder how many people come here to laugh at it as an abstraction or as being true.
It is true
I laugh at it because no one else would be rude enough to say this stuff. These are all things that we are so polite and sensitive about.
And it's almost unbearable to think that our kids have no future. So its an ideal subject for humour - something no one would say. I cried with laughter the first time I watched this, though I can't say I agree with all of it.
@Inner Voice That's it. He's both real and surreal.
He's also quite prescient.
And faf!
“Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one
present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?”―
Tennessee Williams.
R.I.P Old man
Vipy *Old fuck*
??
Not only he wouldn't mind being called that, he actually called himself that in this exact special
@@ShortFingeredShreder his name is George carlin btw
What I am is an old fuck. It's kinda like a fat fuck!
George Carlin sometimes speaks such truth, that I don't even find it funny because I'm genuinely horrified of the truth he speaks. This is one of those times.
oh boi if you see it today
Same
Carlin is right, kids today don't have a future because of what's happening now
Very true
Whats happening?
I can tell you whats happening nobody gives a shit. But the ones that do are very unique and carry a lot for this childhood society. People forget and they dont see what they are doing or causing and its a squeez the charmin ripple effect and get in the way this may be our last day
We all live in a nutshell do we?
@@charlesmarkell163 are you having a conversation with yourself or something?
17 people can't get into the cheese club.
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"Have you pictured what this planet is gonna be like in 40 -50 years. Its gonna be a big smoking ball of shit" Damn George you werr right all along
ITS NOT A PLANET. THERE IS NO BALL.
@@Guitarman7133 I'd love to hear what Carlin thinks about flat Earth
@ Carlin has to explain to GOD why there is ''no up there'', then get busy and raking them coals.
We're not quite there yet, give it some more time 😂
Even though I thought that was hilarious, he was right. The only thing is, it hasn't taken forty years for it to be a smoking ball of shit.
"Hey Jeff, want a kid?".... LOL
He's so right. The last thing a single childfree man like me wants to hear about is your spouse and children.
I am not single and I have kids. I, also don't give a shit about your kids
Imagine the fun he'd be having if he were around today....Carlin was the best
He would be dissing Trump "BIG TIME"!!!
@@Music-tk5oq This aged well. You mean your idiot president Biden that you voted for.
@@IndelibleHD i dont vote at all , never did, never will.
@@Music-tk5oq Looks like you're half the problem then. The other half voted for Biden.
@@IndelibleHD i’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have been a big fan of Trump or Biden.
George is sorely missed
The sublime pleasure of playing video games, drinking vodka, and listening to grandpa George tell it like it is.
"their new ride around lawn , with the two-toned horn and the GPS in case they get lost on the lawn"
"That's what's gonna happen, that's what's gonna happen" XD
he was a true genius.
"It's gonna be a big ball of shit!" Omg, I miss him so much. There will never be another like him. Greatest ever, IMO.
Wow. I never knew Carlin even knew CZcams existed. It's completely different than it is now but holy shit. I feel much less disconnected from him and his later era after hearing him say "CZcams"
I hardly knew what youtube was back in '08 cause I wasn't using a computer yet.
Carlin always kept up to date with trends on the Internet. He referenced Wikipedia on this same special.
Makes sense. I had a channel back in 06, even before the word youtuber was created. He had 3 good years of chances to reference it.
His old stuff is really good but I think his material got better and better as he progressed through his career
The noise he makes when pumping out a unit has me in tears
I turn my hearing aids off when people talk about their kids
Do you wanna see pictures of my kids? NOOOOOOO. lmao. Thats so me...
This is by far one of the greatest comics of all time. I notice the culture difference it is very hard for my people to accept the truth but the good old apology is validation if your opinion offends.
This should be mandatory viewing for every workplace
I love this man. He was trying to tell people what they needed to hear not what they want them to hear. We grew up brainwashed in the USA.
Big time
This man has a lot of wisdom and speaks on what it is to be truly human with compassion and no arrogance.
Parents are like “ I really like me . There should be more of me on this planet” ----David cross
I understand his frustration. I've been trying to wake up people for a large part of my life. It's exhausting. You have to be strong and able to keep motivated to not get bitter. Its a hard job. You often stand alone. Even when your surrounded by people it can feel alone.
How do you manage it? It's killing me on the inside at the moment.
Welcome to a world that doesnt give a shit about you.
@@OfftheChainzI just laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation. Give up your needs, face your fears, once you have done that you are free.
If we cared about our children, we would never have brought them into a dying world. Stress R Us
George Carlin was the very best. There will never be another.
The pictures these little gargoyles 😂😂😂😂🤣
I wanna be 100 years old showing this to my great grandchildren.
As amazing as he was, it’s definitely a blessing for him that he passed away when he did. He would definitely be overwhelmingly infuriated with today’s society. However he’d have no shortage of things to complain about.
God rest your soul George, we wished you were still around.
George Carlin can never be beat or topped. He is the man.
Man the conviction in his tone and eyes, this man ain't doing standup he's riffing from the dome. All time OG comedian
Understand the threshold of the most important knowledge
czcams.com/video/j89sJGy3S5U/video.html
Nope, he rehearsed vigilantly. Every word, gesture, facial expression. If you do some research on him, you'll find it's the truth.
Why would someone dislike this?
baby having idiots
esoteriOccultist.....
Maybe because he preaches hate. It's Carlin's way or the highway.
Religious nuts
Cause it’s “offensive” image today. MSM would kill him
Not everyone finds everything he says funny. Its quite simple
"I'm gettin real sick of guys named Todd!"
XD one of my favorite skits that he ever did
11 years damnn
You still alive???
BURZAKA STEEL Sure am!
@@RDog4484 woah!! you are like an ancestor
BURZAKA STEEL I have seen much, young one.
We need George even more today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last few years were his best. The grumpy old man attitude was better than everything that came before
George is a miracle, if only people had more sense like him.
Masterpiece material here 💯💯👌👌👌👌
Absolutely brilliant right to the end.
Beyond Brilliant....sublime !!
i thought it was just me felt this way , superb
"Pumping out a unit. Buboom!". That's all it is too!
It’s surreal to think George Carlin and CZcams coexisted for a period of a couple years
George Carlin saying CZcams is so transcendent
Jaden B and eBay!
CZcams was already huge in 2007 you know.
Only people who like to hear stories of someone’s children is so when it is their turn to talk about their kids, they can tell you how much better their kids are than yours.
Kid-worshippong has led to the overwhelming number of narcissists.
As always George you are awesome never get tired of your thoughts
SAME
"pumping out a unit" "like an assembly line, like a factory" and the funny onomatopoeias, George Carlin was the ultimate comedian, and the more hair he lost the funnier and more brutally honest he got.
I was blessed to see Mr Carlin with my Dad(also a George)we lost 2 weeks ago today. 20 days before his 89th birthday. Thank you George Carlin and my Dad,George. Love both of you. From a Canadian fan.
🇨🇦❤❤🙏😎✌🌈🦋
Literally right about everything.
Love the bit when he says that the planet will be like a big ball of smoking steaming shit. He's 1000% right!
lmfao! i laughed my ass off when he said that you even felt his disgust
Geez, he was here just a minute ago!
This world needs George Carlin
Just six weeks before George moved onto the next plane. What a comic genius! When I first started listening to Carlin (early 70's), he made me laugh. In later years, he made me think. Love George!!
Watching this and Carlin's "Kids and Parents" should be required viewing for anyone who procreates and uses social media.
George Carlin, JUST HIS NAME means greatness one of the greatest talents of MY GENERATION, 2019,HIS story telling IS TIMELESS....PS RIP IN the AFTERLIFE....
-"'A stinking ball of shit'.We can see it coming any day now just as Carlin predicted.
73 couples pumped out a unit.
94 now
what
Somebody check on the one guy that shouted "woo" when Carlin said "Giselle is 5 and already she's had 9 periods." lol
All caps when u spell the mans name..
the first 20 seconds is literal 2020 humor...."oh to be in a coma"
LOL 😂 nice profile pic.
Counter culture. Yes media. Resisters its all unit. But remember zappa
Carlin was really poetic too. Anybody hear his "incomplete list of impolite words"? It's awesome
"And don't replace your husband -- he's done enough fucking damage as it is." Hysterical !!!
"I call it 'pumping out a unit'!!! . . . Ohhhh, but it's Sooooooo SPECIAL!!!" FINALLY, somebody actually has the guts to tell it like it totally is regarding KIDS!!! Special ONLY to the egotistical parents who "pumped out a unit"
Kids are the most special beings on this planet
Meanwhile Ronald over there is picking at his boogers and eating them
That is exactly why I never decided to have kids.
Thank you for choosing compassion.
Same tbh I don't care about the youth never did and never will.
I have a kid and this standup is funny!
I hope to be George Carlin when I grow old.....
when ı heard it first "pumping out of unit" ı thought of a army recruit , born to serve for the army , so he can die for a lost cause .... :/
Soldiers are fodder to protect the American corporations
@@katyungodly i somewhat doubt but i can see ur point
Keeping fetuses alive so they can become dead soldiers
@@deagle2898 well if you believe carlin himself in his quote "conservatives want live babies so they can be dead soldiers"
George you left us a few years back but I can attest that we have arrived at that ball of shit in less 40 to 50 years. This planet has been put on fast forward.
Funniest man i have ever heard... Hands down!
GC was an ambassador of truth, thats why he was loved so much. Just imagine how much we could have prevented from listening to him. This man will forever be my idol... so help you god ;-) R.I.P
Saw Carlin live five or six times....just brilliant...delivery, thoughts, nothing staged, pure truisms, with a dose of cynicism, sarcasm, and a dash of time.
AMEN! He is SO spot on. So sick and tired of people that do not know when to shut up. Their endless stories of B.S. God help us!
I Love George Carlin. May he rest in peace. He went from being politically correct to F--- you
Political correctness was irritating him so he bitched & complained about it 2 feel better.
Nobody fucking cares if you snow flake tell about your stupid fake love
When was he ever politically correct?
Carlin was an original. If he was ever pc it was back in the 60s when he was starting, but that era didn't last long.