George Carlin - Little Moments
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- čas přidán 9. 05. 2014
- ....so in the midst of stirring up the shit myself a little bit from time to time, which I enjoy, I do like knowing I can always come back to those little things that make us all the same, little moments we share, universal moments, things that are so unimportant to us we hardly ever mention them to each other.
Did you ever look at your watch and then you don't know what time it is?
So you look again, and you still don't know the time.
And you look at a third time, and somebody says what time is it?
and you say I don't know!
Did you ever notice how sometimes all day Wednesday, you keep thinking it's Thursday?
And it happens over and over all day long.
And then the next day, you're all right again..... - Komedie
part of his genius is that he never really had any jokes. He just made comedy out of everyday life/events, with near perfect delivery.
Yes, the most funny people don't try to be funny or try to make people laugh, they embody humor itself. It comes naturally.
It's called observational comedy, an actual comedic style.
Exactly! He was the absolute king of what is still referred to as "observational humor." He would look at everyday events, occurrences, situations, etc., and merely point out to us in his ingenious fashion how absurd and ridiculous these things were, or at the very least-could be. R.I.P., Mr. Carlin-you are sorely missed!
James Bauer exactly.
His comedy feels more like slightly nihilistic philosophy presented as stand up
I was too young for this man but Jesus man I would pay real money to go back and see him.
😆😆! Maybe that's George's strategy all along: die, & when he comes back to do another show in N.Y.C., charge two or three times as much for tickets. Sounds exactly like something he'd do, right before surprising everyone again, the moment they come to pay for their tickets: "Gotcha! Actually my price for admission is the same. You didn't *reeely* think I'd charge hard working people $100 each, did ya?!"
I'll dig him out of his grave for 500 so you can see him, he would be proud of me.
@@julittok 😆😆🤣 ...So nevermind waiting for Jesus, go see George! And that folks, is the best online joke this month
I was lucky enough to see him live during his last tour (he was working out material for his final HBO special). He was obviously in poor physical health but the wit was as sharp as ever. A true legend. I'll always feel fortunate to have attended that show.
Real money? Well I hope you weren't going to pay with fake money.
I saw him live about 20 years ago. I was laughing so hard and so loud, I had to put my jacket over my head so as not to cause a disturbance in the audience. He would be on joke 10 and I was still howling on joke 2. I thought I would pass out. He was an exquisitely talented entertainer. RIP.
Seriously I love and respect him so Much. Everything he said has happened to me at certain point the not knowing what time it is , taking Wednesday as Thursday....... Rest in peace . him and Norm
An entertainer who spoke the truth about many things.
my biggest regret is discovering him after he passed, would have loved to see him live
@@johntogher7356 i also regret that i seen him allot growing up but never gave his standup a chance, i remember seeing him in jay and silent bob strike back and thought he was pretty funny but little did i know i had no idea how funny and intelligent the man really was. so now he is gone and i find myself here watching his videos and not only laughing but also learning. his view on life and death are helping me through some of my own tough times right now and making me less afraid of dying. Rip to the legend
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A genius, a saint, a man with courage.
He would laugh at being called a saint lol
@@lilpenguin092 he would 😂
R.I.P. George Carlin
He spoke the truth and loved doing it.
Crooked Mantis If he lived an extra 10 years, it would've been hilarious to see him react 2 today's political climate.
And he didn't give a rats ass what anyone said about him.
George is fully conscious somewhere
They would of killed him, like they did anyway.
true. but who cares about the truth. people went to his shows to be entertained, not to hear the truth.
We need him more than ever now
Anthony Smethurst
AGREED ANTHONY HE WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH TODAY'S GOINGS ONS....
In Carlin's own words.. if you believe there is a solution, then you are part of the problem.
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We do, his name is Trump
You don’t even know...
This is what makes Carlin the greatest of all time. He did this kind of everyday observational humor just as well as he did his usual incisive and scathing intellectual examinations
I have to agree with this. He was pure genius. All great comedians deliver a ranting monolog to the world which happens to be funny but are awkward to be around. Carlin is that brilliant, insane uncle that your parents don't want you hang around because he makes you smarter than then they are...
Like Seinfeld
I came into this room and couldn't remember why I was here. So I stayed and watched this video.
Ditto xxx
the man certainly had a way of looking at things, didn't he?
todd krager undoubtedly
todd krager Everyone Does’
I love how savagely brash this guy was. He flipped a middle finger to everything that was trivial and stupid.
@@sharlahiggins5090 too bad he's gone. He would be having a field day with the happenings of today; Coronavirus, BLM, the presidential election, etc!!!
I am such a hated person for growing up watching him. I have taken on a lot of his political views and people hate me because of it. With how fucking childish society has become and petty. people are so fucking offended at any and everything you say the worlds a fucking mess today. The sad part is it has a lot to do with how most people today think the fucking world owes them something its sad. Fucking people fight whenever they think something is being taken away from them its a fucking mess. Like this whole coronavirus bullshit and the riots. I would be up all night writing about the issues today but to cut it short. He was way ahead of his time. He just spoke the fucking truth and it made us laugh because its so true.
I wish he was my Grandpa.
Anyone like that would be an awesome relative
He'd always have a story to tell. He woulda been great in the movie dirty grandpa with Zac Efron
+phillyfan182 he shoulda BEEN dirty grandpa...
+Ragnarok ChronofinNEW To bad he died 8 years ago.
I wish he was still alive
He never told jokes. He told the truth & exposed everything.
yes
No
Yes
Yet no one believed him then, or believe it now, we still fighting each other based on what being thrown at us 😏
Amazing how George's comedy still applys to today...
Too bad how times are actually worse in this country.
Carlin is the best observational humorist period
put another way, a real contemperary artist. a word master Hèeehahaa. a beautiful man!!
Pierre Desproges
Was*
I'm listening to this with headphones in the break room and I'm laughing like a hyena...my coworkers are looking at me like I'm nuts
Fake news.
I do this on a daily basis too.
Maybe spend your free time getting out of that dead end job
+Da Do just do it
😊
I do that at work too I'm giggling in my cubicle and people probably wonder what I'm laughing at XD
I haven't felt so connected to humanity in a ridiculously long time. Rest in peace, Carlin.
Scary thing is all this is still true about our lives today.
I mean, it isn't THAT scary...
Its more ture more then ever now in our lives today it was like this back then but it amplified to the point of no going back
How is it scary? This is meant to be a wholesome bit to how similiar all of us actually are. Except if you're talking about the part where the rich divide us despite our similarities, then I agree
I once sneezed while pissing. I'm not sure but I think I saw God.
Was it your god? Cause I'm a satanist but when I sneezed while pissing I saw Buddha
I am not sure whenever the body stops you from pissing or you piss everything the moment you sneeze.
I think this happened to me once.
Pregnancy it happens a lot. If you laugh and sneeze all at the same time.
You must be a Bull, then. Cause you must have seen BULLSHIT when you blew your asshole out.
Or the ghost of George
you ever watch a tv show and it cuts to commercial. and 2 commercials in you forget what you were watching?
thats the point of commercials. To brainwash you with propaganda and program your mind. Stay away from tv my friend.
I have not owned at TV for 13 years and do not miss it at all. Every time I watch it at someones house I realize how smart a decision I made. All it has is propaganda, lies and stupidity. One big reason America is becoming such a stupid country - that's how Trump got elected.
LOL all the damn time
Trump who is that..... JK who doesn't know him
Oh wait people that don't have to a phone or any social life with outside world
6:26 - I've never once heard him make a mistake and apologize for having to start over. I didnt even care... it actually didn't bother me, nor the audience. People just don't care about mistakes when you're this funny. Fuck I miss this guy. He was on my bucket list :(
The poor are their just to scare the shit out of the middle class😂keep them showing up at those jobs!😭😂😂
Ain’t that the truth, “those jobs”.
The most truthful gag ever
There not their.
isisnmagic1812 what?
john steel lolol
john steel To true!
So sad he's gone... :-(
KathrynLiz1 in ugh
Gone? Where? He is dead, simple honest direct language
@@Abhinav-cs8tw haha yeah. I saw that skit too.
@@Abhinav-cs8tw in the ground.
@@Abhinav-cs8tw D.E.A.D, 6 feet under. PasSeD aWAy... gone
"It's the third stage of syphilis!" OMFG I'll never get sick of watching. RIP Carlin
❤🌻🌻🌻I wish you get recover❤⚘
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I'd never get sick of watching you baby 😙
He was totally fearless and told it exactly as it is. It’s funny, brutal and real.
His comments on the rich class dividing the rest of us is so relavant today in 2022. He was a genius.
I made the mistake of watching this while eating.........
Your brain should've told you,
STOP EATING! WE'RE GOING TO LAUGH NOW!
cause your brain knows you'll fucking choke.
+Pistol Nicu Sorin that was Fucking great
...sooo you stopped eating occasionally, while you watched?
you lucky person, I have had very hot coffee...
I grew up watching George Carlin he's the greatest standup comedian of all time. I bought all his records, saw all his shows and a school classmate of mine and I did dueling Carlins in class. Dueling Carlins was us taking turns repeating a Carlin routine in his voice without messing up, that was in 1971-1973 and I'll never forget it.
Listening to this man cures my depression
Underrated comment!!!!
Same
He is so right in ever way shape and form.
The Wraith george has explicitly talked about what comedy is; exaggerating certain parts of everyday life. of course he's not gonna be factual that's what comedy is, a joke
STOP PISSING!!! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!!!
Ny Jeep Adventurer every time to that part comes up, I always laugh my ass off.
i've actually sneezed while pissing. no i didnt blow my asshole out but i did cover myself in piss... i felt like Rabb taking a shit at full speed
@@jasoncanterbury8422 this made my day😂😂😂😂
I've sneezed and made myself fsrt several times. Haven't blown my asshole out but it comes out hard enough I was afraid I had.
Proof of the Sneeze-Piss theory:
@t
Got to see him in my small ass town before he passed. So happy I got to see him live. We need 1million of him today thats for sure!
We need a billion at least.... The other 7 billion are as thick as a crusty s h i t
I saw Carlin live at this time - I never laughed harder in my life! It was the greatest live performance I ever saw.
People don't fight WITH each other. People fight AGAINST each other.
I've got tears rolling down my face.
Me too !!!😅😅😅
3:31 - Guess chain link fences need a sign that says, "This fence may appear closer than it really is." LOL
Hhh, really!!!
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@BadDriversOfTennessee I can’t figure out what he actually means by that... Like I’ve never experienced what he says happens if you look at a chain fence from a specific angle
I had that happen to me all the time with the chain-link fence near the old house where I grew up.
6:25
It seems as though he actually mixes up his joke set up here! I found that really interesting especially since he still politely corrects and then still pulls off the punchline flawlessly. What a legendary comic.
"You ever find yourself standing in one of the rooms in your house, and and you can't remember why you went in there? And two words float across your mind..."
THE SIMS.
Hhh, right... what about opening a door with a key while forgetfuly start looking for the same key in your pockets hhh
i would love to have met this guy
Carlin deserves his biography/drama/comedy/thriller movie, a monument and every his HBO special mandatory for watching in schools.
My all time favorite comedian! Not only is he funny and relatable, but he gets you to think.
Mine too!!
they called him the thinking mans comedian !!! 🙏👆🙏👍👍👍
I don’t think thinking has gotten me anywhere
Such a genius and everything he said is still true today.
And tomorrows
So you see, humanity never change and never learn and that is scary shit if you look to his other videos about politics enz
Carlin takes situations that are universal..we can all relate no matter where you live .we all have things in common and George knew that best.
Right on, he was the best. ❤👍💯😁🙏😇💕
He is a philosopher.
Carlin was a genius and philospher...he was the Mark Twain of our time...
A man ahead of his time.
He had a mind like a steel trap...nothing short of brilliant!
The man is an Irreplaceable hero!
The man was nothing short of a genius.
A true genius of the human condition, society, and a master of language. A philosopher with perfect comedic timing, who broke things down to show the idiocy and madness behind the workings of politics, consumerism, capitalism, propaganda, greed, corruption and the mob mentality that has slowly decayed this country since it's founding. Entropy. He saw where it was all going long before it happened. I think he had a deep understanding of humans and society that comes around once in a century if people are lucky. He was a prophet for lack of a better term. That's why I think no matter when you watch it, it's all still true in every way. His observations were always DEAD ON. The only person I can think of comparable to Carlin is Mark Twain. And Carlin was even better in many ways. I doubt we will see anyone like him again in our lifetimes.
He spoke many truths...RIP👍🏼
...who will do his job now ?......
Trumps doing it now. Calling out bullshit
I was waiting for a joke but he never told one. He just said the truth. One of the best comedians in history
This should be looped on every screen across the USA today. This is exactly the situation we are in today.
I can't say enough how much I miss this Man. Guaranteed to make you think and laugh at the same time pure Guinness!!!
God can we have George back?
We need him more than ever 😥
Straight talking dude hit the nail on the head with every sentence R.I.P. George will never be forgotten.
George Carlin....Funny! Brilliant! Truthful! Philosopher! Observant! Realistic! RIP sir! 🌹
We need George more than ever now because we need to laugh to keep from crying
God I miss him
im sure youll find someone else son
Man I miss George. One if not the best comedian of this time
"Pre-suck my genital situation!" My new favorite t-shirt. Probably shouldn't have worn it to that funeral tho.
Got to see George live in Detroit 50+ years, and his comedy is still relevant today.
I think what made George Carlin so funny was the fact that he related so well to everyone. White, Black didn't matter. He was so brilliant that race or any other bullshit didn't matter. He was one of us & we loved him for it.
George Carlin you were and are still a genius of words and observations. You will be missed by any peopele, who actually listened to what you were saying and enjoyed it, as I always do !!!
My all time favorite Carlin bit. The second favorite being "7 Words You Can't Say on TV". Really miss Carlin. Sadly never knew about him until after he died. Really would have loved to see his reaction to the world now.
Why can't you say, "i".??
Here it is roughly 20 or more years later and all of his statements could not ring more true than they do today. This man so far ahead of his time. Genius!
I got to meet him at an old job I had in the 90's. Very cool guy. His stage presence and real world personality were pretty in sync. Glad I had the honor to meet him. He will be missed!
There will never be a comedian like George again!
George , You were and always will be the best !
Greatest comic of all time
This shit is funny cuz I talk to myself a lot and George got me.
That whole bit about language is philosophy at its finest. Much like his bit about relative past and near future. What a man.
the sneeze pissing thing has me laughing my ass off on my bus to a cross country meet early as fuck
Observational comedy at it's absolute best. The brilliance of this man is so sadly missed. Thank goodness for video tape and CZcams...long may they both endure...
He’s making every day life hilarious, without telling it in a joke form. It’s his facial expressions and his tone that put it all together. 🙏
It was an honor to see him on his last tour. RIP GOAT.
This is my favorite George Carlin bit.
This man knew the key. His stand up spoke more truth than any other RIP
As an amateur meteorologist, the rain event is my favorite.
"Louisiana's expecting a rain event,"
Holy shit, I hope I can get tickets to _THAT!!_
Cracks me everytime.
His "ever try to sneeze while pissing?" Bit gets me.
Me too! That one's just too damn funny.
@@jtg55 "STOP PISSING! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!!!
He had an incredible way with words, but the way he used his body and face to generate laughter was amazing. If you're just listening to the audio of his concerts, it's funny enough. But to see him perform had you falling all over yourself. You know how a natural phenomenon like an earthquake or tornado can cause fear, awe, humility, or a recognition of your own humanity and mortality? Well, George was a natural phenomenon that caused relatability and laughter.
If you sneeze while peeing your body actually takes a screenshot
I first saw him on the old edslivan show and he had a partner
Holy shit that's funny lol
😂😂😂😂😂
mojo risinggggg
OMG 😂😂😂😂
George Carlin was spot on. He was ahead of his time. Thank you George Carlin for being you. They are laughing up in heaven I just know. 💕💯👍😁😇🙏❤
My absolute favorite comedian of all time! Wish he were here now- he would create a comedic masterpiece!😁💜
I have seen everything Carlin has ever done and never tire of watching it again. Good comedians just observe our every day habits and dumb shit we do and point them out. George went above and beyond in a way that anyone could understand. R.I.P. George. He would say. Rot In Peace. Because he saw religion as just another stupid thing we do.
Sad that he died in June 2008 - before the days of Presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump.
So much material for him to totally go after with his unique sense of observation and humor.
Oh my God..ive heard this routine before. It still feels like the first time. Im laughing so hard im crying. I miss him..nobody can make me snort when I laugh like our George.❤
I remember sneaking to watch this on HBO in 92' .. your mother never wants you to hear this kinda act at 10 years old
He is the true legend of comedy, undisputed👏
never gets old.
I am taking the opportunity here to say "Chapeau" to the late George Carlin.
A dazzling and insightful fellow who knew how to convey, while putting his ideas forth and make you laugh in the process. Mr. Carlin zealously delivered his controversial and spirited presentations without looking at notes which demonstrated a remarkable knowledge of history, cultures, and capability to memorize an enormous amount of information, facts, and stories old and recent. George Carlin was simply "one of a kind" Thanks to the Internet; we can today appreciate and value his work as he brightens up the globe with laughter. George; the world misses you and will never be the same without you!
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all very true !!!👍❤️👍🤪🤣😜
All of Carlin's comedy was timeless you could play it at any time. And it would be relevant because he observed human behavior
These are so relatable. One of the funniest sessions he’s ever done!
I was fortunate enough to see him live where he repeated most of the material I had heared earlier but it didn't really matter. It was just as if I was hearing them for the first time. The greatest comedian ever.
*This man is an absolute treasure!*
Carlin was the first person to ever think about those little moments.
I have not laughed like this for a very long time, and english is only my fourth language, he is a genius !
So far ahead of his time. This is brilliant.
WOW... Just amazing at what he does. Pure genius and a master at work. Made me forget about all the drama and problems I have to deal with for a while. Thanks for sharing this
Damn, what a pro. Such a smooth reaction to starting a joke wrong, yet he still killed the place! Legend!
HIM SAYING SORRY FOR MESSING UP THE JOKE AT 6 MIN IN IS GREAT. JUST CLASSY GUY. WHAT A GEM
I absolutely love George Carlin, could watch him 24 hrs a day!!!!
Oh yeah? Could you? Could you actually WATCH George Carlin 24 hours a day? What about sleep? What about eating?
You can't, the cemetary is not open 24hrs/day.
We need a Georgle Carlin 2.0, no one has Carlins Morals nowadays, they're all dead, including Carlin himself. RIP, I miss real people saying real things that people lie to themselves about.
Jim Jeffries
Bill burr
Sea Hawks, filter freeish, mwa
Doug Stanhope
At every person they just mentioned... They don't compare to the level of George Carlin's Routine. They may have those moments, but nothing like George Carlin. Bill Hicks is the closest in my opinion, but unfortunately he's dead too!
This man was simply sharing his Awokeness with us all. I’m so Grateful for this man; truly a voice for us “Crazy Human Beings”...Love and Light Big G!!!
That bit about lying on a pillow and it seeming higher or lower depending on which eye is open...
*_Never, ever thought about anybody else doing that!_*