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  • @jendel42750
    @jendel42750 Před 4 lety +5010

    I once saw a bumper sticker on a vehicle that read, "My Parrot Can Talk. Can Your Honor Student Fly?" NAILED IT!

    • @gcastudio
      @gcastudio Před 3 lety +49

      Is that referring to the quote "if you shame a fish for not climbing a tree......."? I feel like i get what you meant but im missing something

    • @jendel42750
      @jendel42750 Před 3 lety +9

      @PETER HUNT Thank you!

    • @Chris-co1vk
      @Chris-co1vk Před 3 lety +45

      Sorry to say but George would never side with the fascists who disagree with educated scientists.. you know like doctors and climatologists.

    • @cannabisconasouer9363
      @cannabisconasouer9363 Před 3 lety +5

      That’s hilarious I’ve never actually seen one in real life and how n a vehicle

    • @gratefulbear2183
      @gratefulbear2183 Před 3 lety +19

      Aaron M he’s referring to the first 2 min of the video talking about bumper stickers...

  • @nala2425
    @nala2425 Před 4 lety +1653

    "....but he sells drugs to your honor student..." priceless and true!

  • @FSAUDIOGUY
    @FSAUDIOGUY Před rokem +408

    George was a special kind of comedic genius, he's never been matched! We miss you George!

    • @geri9261
      @geri9261 Před rokem +4

      My ALL TIME favourite comedian ❣️ Hands down!

    • @lenanava5409
      @lenanava5409 Před rokem +4

      Ande never will be ....matched, that is!

    • @derithross8314
      @derithross8314 Před rokem +2

      Everyday I miss his genius

    • @derithross8314
      @derithross8314 Před rokem

      @@wayneyadams thank God your the minority and brainless who are lead around like sheep by the governing government of sheepherders.

    • @cuttercorvin
      @cuttercorvin Před rokem

      Right wing maga supporters don’t have comedians. Comedy is just an ironic viewpoint that is obviously funny. It make thinking people laugh. Saying “hey look at that crippled dude walking “ is not funny to thinking people. There is no punchline. Right wingers eat that shit up though.

  • @ronibajralia7008
    @ronibajralia7008 Před rokem +733

    I would love for this guy to do one stand up in today’s world…. What I would give…. Rest in peace legend

    • @stevenrunyon170
      @stevenrunyon170 Před rokem +8

      He does but his name is now Dave Chappelle.

    • @ekimandersom4478
      @ekimandersom4478 Před rokem +55

      @@stevenrunyon170 Dave is not even close to him

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 Před rokem +11

      He was ahead of his time he knew what was coming trump republicklans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jtking76
      @jtking76 Před rokem

      @@julianriveracarrera5021 The politically correct lefties would try to cancel him and he would tell them where they could shove it. 🙈🙉🙊

    • @julianriveracarrera5021
      @julianriveracarrera5021 Před rokem

      @@jtking76 cause he knew how to handle ignorant uneducated hypocrite christian cowardly clowns like all republicklans tucker

  • @mikemattingly5128
    @mikemattingly5128 Před rokem +50

    This world needs another Carlin

    • @UncleRuckus7600
      @UncleRuckus7600 Před 2 měsíci +2

      He became what he is from the hippie days lots of drugs and hating the police. We won't get that again sadly

  • @ComradeRagdoll
    @ComradeRagdoll Před 10 měsíci +24

    The way he delivered the word “TechnoDicks” was hilarious!

  • @pureblood1
    @pureblood1 Před rokem +475

    this man was a genius and tried to warn us about the times we are going through . RIP GEORGE

    • @Troy428492
      @Troy428492 Před rokem +1

      WT Smart- I agree for that.

    • @sixtomolina
      @sixtomolina Před rokem +1

      😂nu

    • @elizabethcampo1112
      @elizabethcampo1112 Před 10 měsíci +2

      he might have an option other than resting in peace. I can't guarantee anything. purgatory could be real

    • @gboy1301
      @gboy1301 Před 10 měsíci

      He was a true socialist

    • @rickwaldron4255
      @rickwaldron4255 Před 9 měsíci

      @@elizabethcampo1112 George spoke of purgatory many times

  • @calebray4168
    @calebray4168 Před rokem +71

    “We are the proud parents of a very humble, hardworking, and happy child” is all any parent should ever worry about.

    • @johnsmith7676
      @johnsmith7676 Před rokem +3

      Drop the word "proud", and then you're good. You know what comes after pride, right? The fall. And, if you don't believe this, just have a look around (with open eyes, that is).

    • @calebray4168
      @calebray4168 Před rokem +6

      @@johnsmith7676 there are different kinds of pride. You can be proud of something and not have it consume your ego.

    • @SPAnComCat
      @SPAnComCat Před 2 měsíci

      @@johnsmith7676 Even George Carlin talked about it but it was about National and Ethnic Pride.

  • @arjenbootsma6881
    @arjenbootsma6881 Před 3 lety +533

    Brilliance doesn't have an expiration date.

    • @Enjoythepour
      @Enjoythepour Před 3 lety +5

      I love your comment! I want this as a bumper sticker, with his picture on it. Lol.

    • @kirby711
      @kirby711 Před 3 lety +1

      Good one Arjen

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 Před 3 lety +3

      ..NEITHER DOES STUPIDITY, LOL!

  • @brandonk8948
    @brandonk8948 Před 3 lety +2387

    George didn't incite violence, he merely reignited common sense.

    • @S.K.R.E.Inc.
      @S.K.R.E.Inc. Před 3 lety +7

      No, just no. Leave Ugandan Knuckles out of this

    • @marvelgamer718
      @marvelgamer718 Před 2 lety +8

      @@S.K.R.E.Inc. it was a Mandalorian reference haha

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 Před 2 lety +29

      Paradoxically, just as Carlin denigrates the fools who buy into what the society spoon feeds them, the commenters on this page buy into everything that Carlin feeds them.

    • @wellsshady
      @wellsshady Před 2 lety +2

      @@yankee2666 I mean, he does not give opinions inasmuch as he calls out bullshit and teaches you to think. It's the political idiots who think he's pro-choice or anarchist or whatever.

    • @christheiss4511
      @christheiss4511 Před 2 lety +33

      @@yankee2666 I'm commenting.
      I don't buy into everything Carlin, or anyone else feeds me.
      He had some very valid points based in logic and some not so valid points based in anger/resentment.
      I'd love to see Carlin's take on this "You're either this, or your that" mentality that's become so overwhelmingly pervasive today.

  • @kimberlyhoatlin9795
    @kimberlyhoatlin9795 Před 3 měsíci +10

    This man was highly intelligent and gifted… he was a one of a kind. He woke people up and made them think and look at things more thoroughly. He brought many people face to face with common sense. 👏👏👏 he’s been deeply missed and will never be forgotten by certain generations. ❤❤

  • @stanleyrinker819
    @stanleyrinker819 Před rokem +35

    I'll never forget this guy. Back in the 90s I was working at seasons hotel in Vernon New Jersey and he came there to onstage my job was the oversee whatever he needed it was a lot of fun talking to him in person rest in peace George

  • @thishappenedbackin
    @thishappenedbackin Před 4 lety +551

    It seems so unfair that he's gone at a time like this.

  • @jaydemo5792
    @jaydemo5792 Před 7 měsíci +5

    VERY SIMPLY , PURE GENIUS !

  • @chrisreedcomedian
    @chrisreedcomedian Před rokem +9

    He was on FIRE for this entire set.

  • @alansmith9814
    @alansmith9814 Před 5 lety +372

    We need George again.

    • @johnmann5417
      @johnmann5417 Před 3 lety +2

      Carlin for president

    • @johndonwood4305
      @johndonwood4305 Před 3 lety +7

      He'd want to be in a coma. Let him rest in peace.

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh man, and more than ever!!

    • @uscman
      @uscman Před 3 lety +4

      @@johndonwood4305 at least he doesn’t have to worry about this Covid bullshit. He’d have a field day with what’s going on in the world, RIP George Carlin.

    • @CosmicTeapot
      @CosmicTeapot Před 3 lety +2

      Thankfully, a few comics like Louis CK and Bill Burr seem to be following his steps, they’re not as eloquent as he was but hopefully they’ll age like fine wine.

  • @user-by6bc6jc7m
    @user-by6bc6jc7m Před rokem +104

    I suffer from multiple severe brain damage and I cry all day after day but this is the only laugh I've experienced in years, much respect for this man!

    • @km-sc4kz
      @km-sc4kz Před rokem +1

      oof

    • @BOREDTOTIS
      @BOREDTOTIS Před rokem +12

      Hang in there brother. Check other comedians like Bill burr

    • @georgegreenberg3784
      @georgegreenberg3784 Před rokem

      ​@@BOREDTOTIStry assisted zuicide

    • @timisontube
      @timisontube Před 6 měsíci +3

      Hoping for the best - a good laugh is helpful

    • @joerichardson-vi2kx
      @joerichardson-vi2kx Před 5 měsíci

      Hi there! I too am T.B.I. for the last 11 years and find that humor is great medicine. If you aren't connected with Brain Injury Assoc. of America , look 'em up! They have been very informative and understanding. for me.

  • @howardgreenman2908
    @howardgreenman2908 Před 2 lety +57

    Everyone in the audience was guilty of something he lambasted. His genius was in making people recognize and laugh at themselves.

    • @deanbianco4982
      @deanbianco4982 Před rokem +6

      Yes, indeed. And three-quarters of the people in these comments are oblivious to this fact.

    • @drygordspellweaver8761
      @drygordspellweaver8761 Před 7 měsíci

      @deanbianco4982 okay “deeeean” 🤣

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@deanbianco4982 Yup. George Carlin had something to say about everything.

  • @TensaZangetsu8690
    @TensaZangetsu8690 Před 3 lety +144

    His hatred of all things was legendary. I loved this man. This world needs more people like him.

  • @alexaales7937
    @alexaales7937 Před 8 měsíci +26

    my husband and me always thought we were such bad human beings for being so cynical but then we discovered carlin and we knew we are not alone!

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před 2 měsíci +1

      so you didn't have moral qualms because of the moral implications of being a cynic, but you had qualms because you thought you were a special person who invented cynicism?

    • @alexaales7937
      @alexaales7937 Před 2 měsíci

      @@tonyisnotdead wait - what? where did i say i invented cynicism or that i am a special person. i am not special! i am just a cynic :-)

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Před 2 měsíci

      @@alexaales7937 you thought that you and your husband had a mental disease which effects your intelligence but didn't think anyone else had it. you therefore invented it because it's new in your brain

    • @Michelle-bn1fu
      @Michelle-bn1fu Před 21 dnem

      Bot.

  • @sonjar1853
    @sonjar1853 Před rokem +47

    Difficult, and lengthy lines to deliver. He delivered them flawlessly. Genius. Articulated what so many of us are thinking.

  • @peterparker7162
    @peterparker7162 Před 2 lety +76

    "We have a son whos mind hasn't been broken by the school system" fucking spot on 👍

  • @joelmore2224
    @joelmore2224 Před rokem +26

    Quite possibly the best comedian that ever lived.
    Rest in peace George, we loved you in life and your legacy will live on forever

  • @mikenaugz88
    @mikenaugz88 Před 4 měsíci +8

    I'd give anything for George to still be here... again he'd still be one of the few comedians who won't bend to these idiots and keep entertaining ppl no matter how stupid we get as a species...

  • @99MarcC
    @99MarcC Před 2 lety +13

    The answering machine bit still makes me cry laughing.

  • @emgee691
    @emgee691 Před 5 měsíci +17

    What a once-off , unforgettable classic! His monologues were like razor blades being fired from a machine gun.

  • @RobertJohnson-lu9vb
    @RobertJohnson-lu9vb Před 4 lety +566

    This guy was way ahead of his time

    • @ezequielz369
      @ezequielz369 Před 3 lety +17

      Not really he was just speaking what was goin on at that time and things haven’t changed soo yeah

    • @cominooculto
      @cominooculto Před 3 lety +4

      Or we are just waaay behind in history still

    • @ccgb92
      @ccgb92 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ezequielz369 /r/whooosh

    • @guyberlivanthuijl7839
      @guyberlivanthuijl7839 Před 3 lety +3

      "I'm not ahead of my time I just drew the first breath" - slipknot

    • @turkeymanmcgee8231
      @turkeymanmcgee8231 Před 3 lety +3

      No people just weren’t butt hurt like they are now and appreciated truth.

  • @deran1983
    @deran1983 Před rokem +22

    30 years later everything he says is 100% relevant

  • @appletile2887
    @appletile2887 Před 3 lety +250

    Carlin became more cynical as he grew in his years and experiences......he was funny but his strength was to reveal that the emperor truly has no clothes

    • @BelleRiverHeating
      @BelleRiverHeating Před 2 lety +13

      I honestly believe he grew angry at the fact that a species like humans survived as along as it has.

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 Před 2 lety +8

      @@BelleRiverHeating I'm up there in years, have to call the fire department every time they light candles on my birthday cake. As the years have rolled by people are now more brazen to just come out and express their views no matter how offensive they may may be. The hole in the dam that Trump caused has turned into a flood, not only in the States but around the world. Marked stupidity, racism and just plain meanness is out there and have drawn the flies to society's rotting carcass. I don't think they can put the toothpaste back in the tube so I think the fascists' will win in this century as opposed to the last where they were beaten by a hair. Had Hitler been able able to seize the oil to run his death machines our lives would be the color of grey......it's been going in that direction for a long time....like the ocean reclaiming the sands of beautiful beaches.

    • @itsallgoodman4108
      @itsallgoodman4108 Před 2 lety +3

      @@appletile2887 this made me cry man…

    • @Genesis23OPB
      @Genesis23OPB Před 2 lety +7

      @@appletile2887 hate to rain on your parade but the beautiful beaches get less and less bc we need the sand for concrete. it has gotten so bad in some countries that there is a sand mafia stealing and illegally trading sand, its ridiculous.
      dubai for example had to import billions of tons of sand for their buildings and manufactured islands, as its impossible to make desert sand into concrete and make islands from

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Genesis23OPB They could make sand out of stone by crushing it.....but the cost of doing so would make cement cost prohibitive......it would be cheaper to use epoxy cement like they did in Montreal to finish the Olympic stadium....that was back in 1974-76.....the first one billion dollar stadium built in the entire world.

  • @danieljakubik3428
    @danieljakubik3428 Před rokem +9

    The late great George Carlin, master of social commentary, philosophical comedy!

  • @maxxrand4888
    @maxxrand4888 Před rokem +13

    ONE OF THE BEST PROPHETS OF OUR TIME❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @dissident_420
    @dissident_420 Před 7 lety +809

    The best that ever was.

  • @DarksteelHeart
    @DarksteelHeart Před 2 lety +63

    I wish I could have gone to one of his shows.
    This guy is amazing, even coming back in 2022. He nailed it all. It makes you wonder how long we have been at this cycle.

  • @gwwayner
    @gwwayner Před 9 měsíci +7

    I'm 73 and, like George, love being a grouchy old man fed up with daily bullshit.

  • @marcusteblano6376
    @marcusteblano6376 Před 3 lety +353

    He mastered the fine art of hostility.

    • @alansmith9814
      @alansmith9814 Před 3 lety +2

      Nice phrase.

    • @Hithere-ek4qt
      @Hithere-ek4qt Před 2 lety

      Hostility is not an art.

    • @IAmLeMonke
      @IAmLeMonke Před 2 lety +13

      @@Hithere-ek4qt the art is in the delivery, not the message

    • @blakeh6250
      @blakeh6250 Před rokem +2

      Then thete was bill burr

    • @doreenmorrison9407
      @doreenmorrison9407 Před rokem +2

      Marcus, you mean honesty, now 2023 No One is Honest, we might Hurt Someone’s precious feelings !!! Give me a break

  • @benbowers6619
    @benbowers6619 Před 6 lety +477

    "Disembowel then with a wooden cooking spoon." I'm stealing that.

    • @seankelly921
      @seankelly921 Před 5 lety

      You

    • @grantmacdougall3961
      @grantmacdougall3961 Před 5 lety +4

      I use rusty screw driver to often... I'm switching as well, except using a wooden spork...

    • @etonbachs4226
      @etonbachs4226 Před 4 lety

      I'm kinda partial to inoperable tumor at the base of their spine. That one cracked me up.

    • @snap-off5383
      @snap-off5383 Před 4 lety

      I'm stealing "trouser stain" as a grandma-friendly "shit stain".

    • @manjitneku7441
      @manjitneku7441 Před 4 lety

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  • @haywoodjohnson2865
    @haywoodjohnson2865 Před rokem +47

    He nailed it every time!! I love the way he had ability to identify the stupidity of people. For example, parents validating themselves by placing their children honor roll stickers on the back of their cars.

  • @sabrinaprince8577
    @sabrinaprince8577 Před rokem +5

    George Carlin was a genius.
    Said it like it was.

  • @rigelmoon9030
    @rigelmoon9030 Před 2 lety +1112

    Only Carlin could take extreme vulgarity and turn it into extreme belly laughs. A true genius.

    • @kend7597
      @kend7597 Před 2 lety +2

      “Here’s another pack of jackoffs who oughta be strangled in front of their children” 😂

    • @dennismurphy3460
      @dennismurphy3460 Před rokem +16

      He was one of best ever god bless mr carlin we all love you was the best in my book

    • @unoriginal_name7091
      @unoriginal_name7091 Před rokem +15

      His spirit lives on through the work of men like Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, and Randy Feltface.

    • @scp3178
      @scp3178 Před rokem +4

      Yes. Just switch on the fucking subtitles and enjoy youtube's censoring [__] of George's Stand up speech.

    • @jimshipp7776
      @jimshipp7776 Před rokem +3

      I am in tears! I forgot how damn funny he was!

  • @MrGary745
    @MrGary745 Před 2 lety +9

    I never see someone talk so much facts in my life . I respect you sir!

  • @johnlegend3081
    @johnlegend3081 Před rokem +5

    Imagine having him as a grandfather😂😂
    was A philosopher. RIP

  • @berlygirl123
    @berlygirl123 Před 2 lety +135

    His interpretation of our current school system is spot on!

    • @jamesbugbee6812
      @jamesbugbee6812 Před 2 lety +3

      And the results!...

    • @LCx829
      @LCx829 Před 2 lety +4

      He talked about school shoots 20 years ago and it's still so relivent today.

    • @goutamboppana961
      @goutamboppana961 Před rokem +3

      its literally a universal thing now unfortunately

    • @Subcinercius
      @Subcinercius Před rokem +2

      @@goutamboppana961 school shootings? lol no

    • @goutamboppana961
      @goutamboppana961 Před rokem

      @@Subcinercius school shootings are exclusive to america the rest is same

  • @jallythekid
    @jallythekid Před 2 lety +70

    So sad that this man is no longer with us. I LOVE HIS HUMOR

  • @smurphy6767
    @smurphy6767 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Absolute legend! I miss George so much.. a comedic genius ❤❤

  • @NoBsLyf
    @NoBsLyf Před 3 lety +255

    I'm picturizing Carlin talking about 2020 & pandemic, a gem we missed

  • @katherinestephens9645
    @katherinestephens9645 Před rokem +16

    I love Carlin. Followed him for 50 years. In his later career his social commentary was spot on. It's like he saw the future.

  • @joshgardner5887
    @joshgardner5887 Před rokem +12

    I never laugh when I watch George Carlin bits. Instead, I am astonished by his talent, genius, and the amount of truth bombs he drops on the laughing, sleepy hyenas in his audience while wondering if any of them ever put two and two together.

  • @justiceforall1288
    @justiceforall1288 Před 2 lety +3

    ☝🏾🙎🏾‍♂️😁😁😆😆🤣💯👍🏾👍🏾 George was the truth!!😆😆🤣👍🏾👍🏾

  • @GCohen9782
    @GCohen9782 Před 2 lety +30

    Fucking legend. One of a kind, and truly missed.

  • @maureengross2260
    @maureengross2260 Před 2 lety +131

    In my opinion, there will never be another George Carlin, smart, witty and hit the nail right on target, so hilarious, makes me laugh every time. Way ahead of his time.

    • @liberty5069
      @liberty5069 Před rokem +1

      Evidently, way far ahead of his time, because no one yet has come close to his comedic genius.

    • @rustysmalls
      @rustysmalls Před rokem +1

      Of course there won't be another George Carlin, not unless doppelgangers exist....that would be his answer

    • @spellbinder101
      @spellbinder101 Před 10 měsíci +1

      He wouldn’t be allowed to do a stand up routine he’d be cancelled on the spot.

    • @D.Verdad
      @D.Verdad Před 4 měsíci

      He wasn't ahead of his time, the same things he's talking about keep repeating themselves since before him and until now.

  • @mikesanders3246
    @mikesanders3246 Před 4 lety +39

    Im so fortunate to have been able to see him live.

    • @marysuesagor5187
      @marysuesagor5187 Před 3 lety +10

      The night I saw him, almost half of the audience got up and left within the first 30 minutes, leaving me to wonder who they thought they were going to see - unless they were all members of the same sanctimonious church and wanted to demand their money back just to deprive him of it! Personally, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! I had been a fan since the late 60's so it was a joy for me to see him live. I laughed all the way home and still remember the things that made me laugh so hard. There will never be another like him.

    • @lenanava5409
      @lenanava5409 Před rokem

      You lucky SOB!!!

  • @ShellyBomb
    @ShellyBomb Před rokem +5

    George Carlin was a prophet soooo far ahead of his time; Lord do we need him NOW!!!

  • @rodneyvallette938
    @rodneyvallette938 Před 6 měsíci +13

    We should put the clips of him on constant loop on every college

  • @rumor-936
    @rumor-936 Před 3 lety +171

    "Wanna hear a real name?"
    " *Eddie* "
    The second he said my name I instantly stood at attention.

    • @RationalMorality
      @RationalMorality Před 3 lety +16

      Well... If you tuck it under your belt, nobody will notice

    • @carlosferguson6119
      @carlosferguson6119 Před 2 lety

      @HeyThatsAlex816 my Gods man's is EDdie¡ Real👁️'s realize 👁️real lies YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL. YOU ARE A SOUL! YOU HAVE A BODY.

    • @kevinmcduffie7478
      @kevinmcduffie7478 Před 2 lety +1

      SWTF?

  • @keensarah7669
    @keensarah7669 Před 11 měsíci +27

    Occasionally a comedian is able to perfectly distill the truth and makes it hilarious, his stand ups should be shown in school. True genius.

  • @dna1238
    @dna1238 Před rokem +5

    Together with his brilliant commentary on life he seems to have mastered the English language 👍
    RIP Carlin ( if that's what you want!)

  • @oscarsalazar2332
    @oscarsalazar2332 Před 3 lety +573

    Calling an institution of learning an "indoctrination center" wasn't common then but Carlin knew. Now we all acknowledge it.

    • @DaInternetBear
      @DaInternetBear Před 2 lety +1

      Its a shame he got old and died

    • @matthewwebster3143
      @matthewwebster3143 Před 2 lety +20

      He was ahead of his time

    • @Carlos-xz3vi
      @Carlos-xz3vi Před 2 lety +17

      It was pretty common then.

    • @wakingforbacon6439
      @wakingforbacon6439 Před 2 lety

      Only stupid people call a learning center you know school call it an indoctrination center. Like evangelical christians trying to take science out of schools. They call school indoctrination centers as well.

    • @jasongraham4425
      @jasongraham4425 Před rokem +2

      Speak for yourself

  • @CarinaPrimaBallerina
    @CarinaPrimaBallerina Před 2 lety +80

    George Carlin keeps growing on me.. every time I see a show I like him still more, he's funny as hell

  • @bobbiellis8977
    @bobbiellis8977 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Always LOVED U GEORGE ❤❤ALWAYS WILL ❤

  • @johnshields6852
    @johnshields6852 Před 2 lety +18

    When I was a kid George was just getting popular, then the 7 words album he did, me and a friend would be laughing so hard my belly ached, he's one of the best.

  • @sandyallen5743
    @sandyallen5743 Před rokem +11

    Oh, friends...George is STILL with us ...every time we laugh at his recorded stand ups, realize he speaks the TRUTH..and agree with everything he says.

  • @sonminorimitsuu2838
    @sonminorimitsuu2838 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Pure genius. We all love and miss you GC xx

  • @graziflorida4377
    @graziflorida4377 Před 2 lety +5

    I MISS THIS GUY !!!

  • @ZiggyTheAdventurer
    @ZiggyTheAdventurer Před 4 lety +67

    no one can measure up to the wit and delivery of George Carlin. he's a true genius and master of intellectual comedy

    • @pattikazmer1957
      @pattikazmer1957 Před rokem +1

      It’s 2023 and watching these brilliant performances has made me laugh and love him even more. So sad that we lost him.

    • @zackstump5425
      @zackstump5425 Před rokem

      This is much more hilarious knowing that he was very prevalent in Thomas

    • @dianemitchell1717
      @dianemitchell1717 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Ricky Gervasi is the closest comedian to George Carlin in his observations of people but still not close enough.

    • @ZiggyTheAdventurer
      @ZiggyTheAdventurer Před 6 měsíci

      @@dianemitchell1717 yeah he's one of my favorites too with a strong emphasis on courage

  • @karenbrecht8545
    @karenbrecht8545 Před 3 měsíci +2

    😂 I love to listen to him at night before bed he was the best medicine for laughter and putting me to a calm sleep after I stop laughing laughing

  • @jamesfeldman3481
    @jamesfeldman3481 Před rokem +20

    How he can remember all of his lines and deliver them flawlessly in a calm and controlled manner to me is beyond capabilities.
    No one compares to George carlin
    No one!

  • @Superator69
    @Superator69 Před rokem +12

    This dude is a legend. Best comedian ever, GOAT.

  • @dashobie
    @dashobie Před 2 lety +5

    I miss George Carlin he was the best.

  • @bobpeterman7613
    @bobpeterman7613 Před 3 lety +71

    George Carlin was the best. There will never be anybody like him again.

    • @maryl.docktor7486
      @maryl.docktor7486 Před 3 lety +1

      Today they couldn't talk like he did. Nobody wants to hear the truth.

    • @earthbendbeast9160
      @earthbendbeast9160 Před 3 lety

      Sadly

    • @excrono
      @excrono Před 10 měsíci

      We can all be like him, when we wake up to the big picture and take action to change it, we can create a better society.

  • @FrankLee-qd3hy
    @FrankLee-qd3hy Před 5 lety +73

    Still watching in 2019 because it's still relevant. That and the fact that George Carlin (The Hippy Dippy Weatherman) was a comedic genius.👍

  • @carrieq8911
    @carrieq8911 Před rokem +3

    We need you George, more than ever, we need you, especially right now❤️RIP❤️

  • @lenanava5409
    @lenanava5409 Před rokem +11

    A genius at "portraying" the very sh** we are all annoyed at and we all want to express more often than not! And yes, extremely educated and well versed in "unloading" all the funny, but REAL life sh** too. He will be forever missed. A giant of comedy and so attuned to EVERYTHING around us, in us and expressing it to a T. George was the BEST! His observations of and about life, people and situations, that his comedy contain are so REAL, it's UNREAL!!! Can't get enough of him. Miss you, Mr. Carlin!!!!

  • @lorddex34
    @lorddex34 Před 5 lety +46

    Im coming with big knife...
    I lost it LoL

    • @siim605
      @siim605 Před 4 lety

      @@Daveee72 You're a piece of shit.

  • @michaelwhyte5161
    @michaelwhyte5161 Před rokem +12

    George Carlin. The man, the myth the absolute LEGEND.

  • @jbyesterday3959
    @jbyesterday3959 Před rokem +6

    Man, do I miss George Carlin. Nobody could be pissed off, & be funnier & on the money than him !

  • @marymitty3105
    @marymitty3105 Před rokem +3

    A couple times a year I have to watch me some George! Thanks for the belly laughs and your wisdom and wit. I see life a little clearer because of you . ❤️ rip

  • @gregoryyoung4604
    @gregoryyoung4604 Před rokem +8

    The funniest man ever! And Robin Williams a close second. Oh how the world needs both of them now...

  • @mediumstudio
    @mediumstudio Před 5 lety +17

    Holy smokes - what an onslaught! A true master

  • @mitchellvelardes8668
    @mitchellvelardes8668 Před 3 lety +123

    A total genius, extremely eloquent, highly educated, this is far beyond comedy... the social criticism is blunt and painfully true! Absolutely great performance!!!! A real shame he’s not with us anymore....

    • @hennagaijin100
      @hennagaijin100 Před rokem +3

      Highly educated ? Hardly. He left school in the 9th grade.

    • @codefeenix
      @codefeenix Před rokem

      but he is right here

    • @johnsmith7676
      @johnsmith7676 Před rokem +7

      @@hennagaijin100 You still actually believe that "school" educates anyone? I recommend you re-evaluate this world. "School", as you clearly have come to understand it, merely grooms you for a slot in an already-broken-beyond-repair machine.

    • @robanderson473
      @robanderson473 Před rokem +2

      One can be just as, or more, educated than someone who's graduated with flying colours, it's just a matter of taking it upon one's self to do so.

    • @jrnfw4060
      @jrnfw4060 Před rokem

      @@johnsmith7676 Yep!

  • @JayJayFromAZ
    @JayJayFromAZ Před 9 měsíci

    I was privileged to watch this guy live in Flagstaff in 1997.

  • @joesarr1671
    @joesarr1671 Před rokem +6

    What a jewel.
    Rest in peace.

  • @2wayplebney
    @2wayplebney Před rokem +2

    My hero, who leads you up the garden path and makes you agree with him. What a master of persuasive language.

  • @eddiewheeler3291
    @eddiewheeler3291 Před rokem +4

    George Carlin was truly a truth teller. Sounds quirky, but folks should have paid attention.

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 Před 3 lety +178

    i salute this man...seriously...its like im listening to a sensible lecture about life and society in a more entertaining way...hes making very very good points

  • @rockerangusyoung623
    @rockerangusyoung623 Před 3 lety +348

    As someone named Kyle, I'm just honored that my name got roasted by one of the greats.

  • @CharlesYeates-yv6bf
    @CharlesYeates-yv6bf Před 5 měsíci +2

    Its so refreshing to see a loved public idol not only telling it how it is but showing anyone with even half a brain what comes naturally when you know how to think instead of what to think.
    We have been conditioned for generation after generation and taught what to think and never how to think. And unless people wake up to this sick agenda the world will get worse and worse.
    We deserve better ! Our children need us to be better for our future totally relies on it or we are doomed

  • @itzenormous
    @itzenormous Před rokem +2

    I say 'Hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers.'" 👋😁
    You know exactly the type of people he's talking about too.
    Carlin was a poor man's philosopher. A true genius.

  • @mark1952able
    @mark1952able Před 5 lety +50

    Most intelligent and funniest comedian!~

  • @PrimoStracciatella
    @PrimoStracciatella Před rokem +2

    I laughed about all of his jokes but DON'T RIDICULE STEELY DAN! That's where I draw the line. :)

  • @mayda2060
    @mayda2060 Před 5 dny

    I love how authentic and raw he is ..the rage is sensational ❤

  • @urb089
    @urb089 Před 2 lety +78

    Has anyone’s face and stomach been in literal pain from laughing so hysterically? 🤣
    I wish Carlin was still alive, especially in the 2021 COVID culture.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Před 4 lety +83

    "Proud Parent of a D+ student."

  • @jm-rf7kl
    @jm-rf7kl Před rokem +2

    Uncle George in rare form here, savage wit unleashed. The name bit still cracks me up. 😊

  • @jordanrivermusic299
    @jordanrivermusic299 Před rokem +5

    Dude is one of the funniest comedian IV ever heard in my 25 years of living. I literally can't stop laughing every time I see his videos

    • @benybilly3519
      @benybilly3519 Před 10 měsíci

      It was NEVER talking or getting upset about people GC didn't agree or Didn't like....
      It WAS & STILL IS: About Really Truth & MATTER of FACT & COMMON SENSE & SHARP NECESSARY OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS... which UNFORTUNATELY & MORE THAN PROVEN over & over...Vast Majority of People/Population have been BORN TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF!!

    • @keithtoole7136
      @keithtoole7136 Před 6 měsíci

      BUT, was he really a comedian?? If you listen very carefully, l think he is telling us to smarten the fuck up.

  • @juan-carlostome7127
    @juan-carlostome7127 Před rokem

    R.i.p
    George, is one of a kind 🇺🇸✅👍😜

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Hahaha! “Oh hey, (raspy voice) it’s for you!” (flips him off)

  • @jacewhite9866
    @jacewhite9866 Před 8 měsíci +1

    A complete genius …

  • @ButteryBao
    @ButteryBao Před rokem +1

    Thank god phones and visors are gone, the Bluetooth bit though .. oooh George would have a field day in 22’

  • @lucasw2880
    @lucasw2880 Před 3 lety +27

    If George Carlin came back to life in 2021 and saw what was going on nowadays, his head would explode from all the comedic material

    • @maureengross2260
      @maureengross2260 Před 10 měsíci

      This man had it all,a way of seeing the world that was so spot on,his intelligence, humor, views on religion and pointing out just how stupid some people can be,but always in a humorous way.Loved George he was the best bar none. He would have a lot of material today with this messed up world were in. RIP,George

    • @joerichardson-vi2kx
      @joerichardson-vi2kx Před 5 měsíci

      Even the Hippie Dippie Weatherman could not have predicted what's going on nowadays.

  • @yuhand_ayaninura
    @yuhand_ayaninura Před 3 lety +137

    I watched his last interview and this man made the mariana trench seemed like a kiddie pool with his understanding of humanity. He has a full circle of thought comprised of all subjects bits in college and life. Listening to him truly is educational. PLUS.. mad entertaining 😁😁😁 Rest easy now, George.