My dad introduced me to George Carlin around 9 or 10. Well, not really an introduction but I walked into his office when he was listening to a George Carlin album (idk if he had it digital or as a disc given that ya know, I was a dumbass kid) but I walked in on the Rice Krispies segment, had me looking up George Carlin stuff on youtube for years, I was hoping to see one of his shows one day but he lost the last battle with his heart condition and died in 2008, so basically it was just videos like this one here until I finally found his stuff actually available to buy on VUDU, and I got all of it, along with his audio books and albums. I sometimes look up these on youtube if I need a snippet for a conversation. Too many fake Carlin Quotes out there.
My cat attempted to jump from the table to the top of a bookcase, missed, and managed to pull a bunch of books down with him on his way down. At the end of it he's sitting at the base of the bookshelf amidst scattered books calmly licking his paw, as if to say, "I meant to do that." Carlin nailed it :).
No, dogs have no concept of real sorrow and suffering that's in this world. Look in the eyes of sick or starved child, eyes of an old man who's children have abandoned him and left him on his own, at eyes of woman who is forced into human traffick and so on.
Lol, that's cuz dogs n humans have complex facial muscle system (esp, eye brow muscles) that makes it possible to display emotions. Whereas, cats, practically LACK all facial muscles, hence why they r tragically misunderstood n hated by ignorant aholes n loved by the greatest men from Abraham Lincoln to George Carlin, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway - list is endless
I get so tired of my cat jumping on the counter, so I put mousetraps down with newspaper overtop. Wanna scare the shit, not maim him. Came home and theres newspaper and mousetraps all over the floor. And my cat laying on the counter, looking at me like, "hey, you left some shit on the counter"
So now you think.your george Carlin by using his quotes no leave.it to.george he was the show George was the greatest highly intelligent Irishman All the nea sayers tried To keep him quiet they thought every thing george said was improper to bad for you dont like it go home people like that make want just puke in my soup.juststup jealous .zero.s
Ah, I don’t agree. George Carlin was a philosopher of life. He would point out the routine and obvious, and turn it into the absurd. Robin Williams had many voices and sounds, and physical comedy. Little girl voice, old lady voice, squeaks. I saw Robin Williams at the a comedy club in Hollywood in the early 80’s and George Carlin around the same time and they were their own person.
It's just amazing the genius and intelligence to detail that this guy had. There's never going to be another comedian be able to convey George did. Thank God for CZcams huh?! I still think his bit about baseball versus football is one of the most classic 5 minutes ever in stand-up comedy
Jesse G watching most stand ups now I always hear at least two or three jokes that are obviously based on his sets. Can’t say I blame people, he was smart and gave people a lot to build on
0:47 I love that extended look of shame he gives towards the imaginary dog. He's so good, he's actually seeing things when he's up there and he makes you believe him! The greatest ever!!!
I agree! I have a house full of cats! They are takers and givers, hot and cold, nice and nasty, aloof and immensely warm & affectionate all at the same time. Unique and beautiful...all of them.
I have some equilibrium problems, so if I randomly lose my balance and knock my hip into a table or something, I always say “I meant that, I meant that. That’s exactly how I wanted that to look.”
No, i meant that Carlin was a huge influence on Hicks, not the other way around. Both of them were amazing but George is definitely Yoda to Bill's Luke Skywalker.
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My dad would always quote this skit. He got me saying "fucking meow" as a 13 year old. Thank you, Dad. R.I.P.
You had a cool fucking dad!
Now I read "Fuckin' lmao" in the same tone whenever I see it typed.
My dad introduced me to George Carlin around 9 or 10. Well, not really an introduction but I walked into his office when he was listening to a George Carlin album (idk if he had it digital or as a disc given that ya know, I was a dumbass kid) but I walked in on the Rice Krispies segment, had me looking up George Carlin stuff on youtube for years, I was hoping to see one of his shows one day but he lost the last battle with his heart condition and died in 2008, so basically it was just videos like this one here until I finally found his stuff actually available to buy on VUDU, and I got all of it, along with his audio books and albums. I sometimes look up these on youtube if I need a snippet for a conversation. Too many fake Carlin Quotes out there.
Same! My dad is luckily still alive but I love him for this memory
"cats look at you coldly as if theyre testing new eyes"
then i look over at my cat and he does the exact same thing with his eyes as carlin did lol.
Robert Heinlein once said "Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
My cat attempted to jump from the table to the top of a bookcase, missed, and managed to pull a bunch of books down with him on his way down. At the end of it he's sitting at the base of the bookshelf amidst scattered books calmly licking his paw, as if to say, "I meant to do that." Carlin nailed it :).
my favorite part, "Look he's playing with a mouse, BULLSHIT, mouse doesn't feel that way!"
Ah, he said that just as I found your comment
"All the sadness in the world...is right in the eyes of a dog." That's a powerful line.
No, dogs have no concept of real sorrow and suffering that's in this world. Look in the eyes of sick or starved child, eyes of an old man who's children have abandoned him and left him on his own, at eyes of woman who is forced into human traffick and so on.
Yes. And I get, and separate all other views, emotions etc. To understand that a dogs eyes are full of expression. They know😊
😏😏😏
Lol, that's cuz dogs n humans have complex facial muscle system (esp, eye brow muscles) that makes it possible to display emotions. Whereas, cats, practically LACK all facial muscles, hence why they r tragically misunderstood n hated by ignorant aholes n loved by the greatest men from Abraham Lincoln to George Carlin, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway - list is endless
Shut up.
GATO GANG
The hidden hand but I'm pretty sure his guy was there the whole fucming time I don't know why he would be there otherwise?
My cat knocked over our Christmas Tree and just walked away. She rode the tree down and just walked away.
Fuck that. I'm a cat.
😂😂 Cats will not stick around
I get so tired of my cat jumping on the counter, so I put mousetraps down with newspaper overtop. Wanna scare the shit, not maim him. Came home and theres newspaper and mousetraps all over the floor. And my cat laying on the counter, looking at me like, "hey, you left some shit on the counter"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Our cat slid down the railing and jumped to the top of the tree and rode it down. It made my Father so mad. It was hilarious.
George Carlin was brilliant, what a creative mind.
"Hey! If I could reach, I'd never leave the house!" :D
Family guy had a very similar joke
if you got a leg and a cat, you got a party!
Best thing I've ever heard!
Fuck that, I'm a cat.
I was 15 the first time I saw this. I’m 54 now and still laugh my ass off every time I see it.
Favorite part: "What's that? Not me. Fuck that. I'm a cat."
2nd only to "Dog don't know. Dog don't care" - pure genius
I mean that's not real can't be doesn't exist right?
@@FranciscoNieves-db8hi No, it's true. Completely true. I grew up with cats, so I can testify that it is, infact, acurrate.
"What's that? not me. fuck that. I'm a cat"
Exactly you can own a dog.. but you can never own a cat ...you dont pick a cat.the cat picks you 🐈
So now you think.your george Carlin by using his quotes no leave.it to.george he was the show George was the greatest highly intelligent Irishman
All the nea sayers tried
To keep him quiet they thought every thing george said was improper to bad for you dont like it go home people like that make want just puke in my soup.juststup jealous .zero.s
My 3 favorite comedians of all time: George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, and Chris Rock. RIP Mr. Carlin, you are sorely missed!
RIP Dave Chappelle too
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"Fuckin' meow...fuckin' meOW!"
I've watched this over and over and I'm still laughing!!! This was on HBO in the early 80s. Carlin was one of the best!
"fuck that I'm a cat. Ask the dog."
The reason he's so funny is because there is truth in what he says.
I can kinda see where Robin Williams got a bit of inspiration. Very funny man.
Actually, I think they both got inspiration from the same place: Cocaine
Ah, I don’t agree. George Carlin was a philosopher of life. He would point out the routine and obvious, and turn it into the absurd. Robin Williams had many voices and sounds, and physical comedy. Little girl voice, old lady voice, squeaks. I saw Robin Williams at the a comedy club in Hollywood in the early 80’s and George Carlin around the same time and they were their own person.
It's just amazing the genius and intelligence to detail that this guy had. There's never going to be another comedian be able to convey George did. Thank God for CZcams huh?! I still think his bit about baseball versus football is one of the most classic 5 minutes ever in stand-up comedy
It’s 💯 genius his baseball vs football routine. One of comedy’s very best. Carlin is an Icon, like Richard Pryor,. Amazing talent.
god take fox news, cnn, msnbc. but give us carlin back
Doesn't sound like you're following the Law of Equivalent Exchange...
AMEN
Please 🙏
And if You can't give him back, take them anyway 😂
You want to give garbage and get gold in return? Doesn't work
It was like George invented how to joke about cats & dogs. He laid the groundwork for all the followers.
Jesse G watching most stand ups now I always hear at least two or three jokes that are obviously based on his sets. Can’t say I blame people, he was smart and gave people a lot to build on
Lenny Bruce.
I love that stupid shit I really do but apparently it invites a real universe with real existence right?
Happy Birthday George! You were the best. There will never be another you!
fucking meow !!!!
oh fuck It brought tears in my eyes
oh boy soon i will be rubbing on that leg
I saw this with my then-girlfriend years ago, when this first came out. That fucking meow line killed us. We laughed out loud for about 10 minutes.
0:47 I love that extended look of shame he gives towards the imaginary dog. He's so good, he's actually seeing things when he's up there and he makes you believe him! The greatest ever!!!
Cats...one day old and he's looking for some shit. Love it. So true.
Every point is another reason to love cats.
Look it's a kittycat! Isn't he cute? LET'S DROWN HIM!!! XD
"Something break? Ask the dog." :)
"Bullshit! Mouse doesn't feel that way!"
my cat is watching this with me
secret's out
im so happy i got to hear good comedy at least once. RIP
Oh my god, my belly is in agony from laughter! I loved this guy! :D
"oh, daddy...please daddy...one...more...treat" xD that's awesome
Pleeaaaase, one... more... treat... ;_;
daddy
Sindur Goku best joke of the whole skit
Hahahahahaah!!!! Difference between Cats and Dogs~!!! Personally! I'm a cat person!
I agree! I have a house full of cats! They are takers and givers, hot and cold, nice and nasty, aloof and immensely warm & affectionate all at the same time. Unique and beautiful...all of them.
Me too.
Samee, dogs are like a crazy girlfriend. Where you going? Can I come? Take me take me. Shoes 👀. I missed you so much.
Love cats
One of the best standup bits of all time. ❤
idn't he cute? look at 'im! A kitty-cat! Idn't he cute? LET'S DROOOOOWWN HIIIMMM.
The first time I saw this it was on VHS in 198-something. I swear I replayed THAT line at least 10-15 times before I stopped laughing
"I don't even know what it IS and I don't like it!" Love the way he says that! :D
"He's so cute tearing the throat right out of that bird." Hsd me rolling😂😂
Now I can't stop laughing when I look at my cats. Great! Lol
Cats are awesome.
George Carlin is frickin hysterical
I remember watching this as a kid waaaaay back in the day on HBO
Me too! Shaped me and my twisted mind! Haha
Isn't he cute, the kitty cat. LET'S DROWN HIM!!! LMAO!! XD
the best comedian ever lived.
"Oh please...please Daddy...one...more...treat." :)
i fucking love him.....rest in peace george....comedy will NEVER be the same
I can't look at my cat with out laughing
Lol 😆 one of my favorites.
What's that? Not Me. Fuck that, I'm a cat.
Gotta love George!!!
"goddamn kitty cat"...And I constantly quote "cute little nasty guy".
he was here just a minute ago....
best comedian EVER!!
"Oh look, he's playing with the mouse."
BULLSHIT. Mouse doesn't feel that way. lol
4:06 Oh look! He's playing with the mouse! Bullshit! Mouse doesn't feel that way! LMAO!!!!
We watched this today in school, very hilarious!
He doesn't tell jokes, he tells hilarious truths. God George is amazing.
kitty kitty, ein't he cute? cat, kitty cat, he's so cute let's DROOOOOOOWNN HIIIM xD
Aw look at that kitty cat look how cut he is.
LETS DROWN HIM!!!
No one could do it like George, "its just a bunch of shit stickin out his head"
Sure miss him
Took my blues away! :D
Best comedian ever
“Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood.” ― Leonardo da Vinci.
Great show. I got two front row seats to see him next week at Boston Garden.
Spot on George.👍💯
That's a great way to conclude a discussion on pets.
Thank you George R.I.P
Are 10 people smoking crack? I've seem this probably 100 times and it still makes cry laughing. RIP George. You're very missed.
he is so fucking awesome!!
The definition of 'sharp.' what a fucking genius
"whats that not me fuck that i'm a cat"
I have some equilibrium problems, so if I randomly lose my balance and knock my hip into a table or something, I always say “I meant that, I meant that. That’s exactly how I wanted that to look.”
What’s that something break? Not me, fuck that I’m a cat. Ask the the dog 😂
Wow George Carlin ,fantastic 😅
As a Cat Lover He was Absolutely Correct about 🐈 Cats...!!
My trombone professor recommended I watch this and man oh man this is good!
This is still classic
Cats actually like to rub your legs in order to leave their scent on you. They mark you as their territory.
he is definitely the best thing ever.
wow makes me laugh every time :)
I saw him at the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas in the 80's......he was hilarious...even without the long island ice teas.
George you make me go 😂😂❤
If cats slow blink it's not cold; it actually means they love you!
As always, great stuff by George, i do like dogs more than cats though
Its an HBO special I think. They should make them just audio but his facial expressions are too good
aaaah ahahahaha....When i was like 5,my dad showed me this,I almost wet myself from laughing so hard
Early George Carlin !!
Lookit the godddam lil kitty cat LETS DROWN HIM
gotta love george xl
dogs for the win!
Isnt he a cute little HOLY SHIT HOW'D HE DO THAT!?!?!? hahahahah
No, i meant that Carlin was a huge influence on Hicks, not the other way around.
Both of them were amazing but George is definitely Yoda to Bill's Luke Skywalker.
40 people pressed the Ass Button XD
This is a man who clearly owns a cat.
A cat is like a miniature woman. It eats your food, destroy your things, NEVER listens to you and does whatever it wants to do
Trying to find the bit about kitty cats being so cute they get two names. Like puppy dogs?